“Can I get a water?” “YOU’RE A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC.”
@Dazllingston
Жыл бұрын
@Steven Krum sir, this isn't Wendy's
@TheLocomono9
Жыл бұрын
Or the designated driver
@patricks_music
Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@carminesilano1206
11 ай бұрын
Or a sherly temple or a Busch NA
@diablominero
9 ай бұрын
I don't like alcohol (feels uncomfortably floaty with bonus dehydration) but I love me some good diet tonic, so I probably won't order just plain water at a bar.
@SokkieJr
Жыл бұрын
Akchually, I started going Captain and coke during my college days. Actuay-You're right. I still do talk about that
@garethkalum8297
Жыл бұрын
I felt personally attacked.
@adynjamison7405
Жыл бұрын
Definitely was a target audience member myself lol
@bobthebuilder1360
Жыл бұрын
Well when you gwt out pf callege you talk about hpw cool u were and all the classes you almost failed because of partying
@andrewkillian2842
Жыл бұрын
Havent we all been like 2 to 3 of these though? Those rompalski compares to most now though
@travisa1326
Жыл бұрын
How did you actually fuck that up twice
@Iamaperson590
Жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget the man who did a line of coke at the bar at Applebee’s at 5 pm then ordered a PBR
@cameronlane3567
Жыл бұрын
Living his best life
@EntheogenShaman
Жыл бұрын
King shit
@doinkusdabious4756
Жыл бұрын
That was me!!!!
@spudwickthrockmorton2112
11 ай бұрын
Those endless apps man they’ll get ya 😂😂😂
@collincoyle3232
10 ай бұрын
wow applebee's got chill.
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, I wasn't even cool in high school.
@davidm8371
Жыл бұрын
Same.
@mateo335
Жыл бұрын
same
@Eric_The_Cleric
Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you I wasn't even in high school I was at home getting wasted on rum and coke.
@ArchangelMichael.
Жыл бұрын
Still chugging the shit out of bud light and Budweiser tho
@sebastiancawsey5024
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@garyv2498
Жыл бұрын
Hell of a way to find out I have a husband.
@jackblack7573
Жыл бұрын
"you are here right now cheating on your husband" 😂 I'm sure you've seen it so many times
@jondoe5305
Жыл бұрын
That's sad it's so casual
@volkswagenginetta
Жыл бұрын
*looks at the jager and the energy drinks in my fridge* uh oh.
@ОлексійСухий-у5ч
Жыл бұрын
Write us back in 5 months)
@Dr_InkSpot
Жыл бұрын
Don't worry you got about 3 maybe 4 months before it all goes downhill
@givemeasecimthinking
Жыл бұрын
So which one are you gonna get hooked on?
@dezee7944
Жыл бұрын
So how's it going
@autumnishere420
11 ай бұрын
how's the drug problem going buddy
@Boogert22
Жыл бұрын
I felt called out for the minze at first (just polished off my bottle), then I knew I was home 😂
@moeperry5996
Жыл бұрын
same dude, same.
@TheTrueMineCraftBroz
Жыл бұрын
It's so true though, love it though
@martincarley1405
Жыл бұрын
I broke up with my ex/baby momma about 5 months ago, the Jaeger bombs has me rolling right now 😭😂
@Moon-je9kq
Жыл бұрын
Bud light drinker here, 100% true statement.
@Canadianhacks
Жыл бұрын
I can say the same homie💀
@thewasserrecord4513
Жыл бұрын
But why even? That's forever known as pisswater.
@madtabby66
Жыл бұрын
I'll have you know that Captain & coke is a traditional drink that goes back at least 3 generations in my family.
@noahanderson984
Жыл бұрын
You guys talk about high school a lot?
@moeperry5996
Жыл бұрын
@Noah Anderson they didn't graduate
@vlamb4769
Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, I never went to parties in high school...... or college for that matter.
@kennygiard
Жыл бұрын
Well then…touché 🤣
@wildewilde5775
10 ай бұрын
PBR, should have been " I'm white trash and I'm in trouble" 😂
@babybratgurl-ox6xl
Жыл бұрын
I was never cool in highschool. But I do still talk about it. Lmao
@sanchezjr13
Жыл бұрын
Non alcoholic beer. “You used to be cool.”
@zachc8833
Жыл бұрын
That yager bomb one was too accurate and it hurt lmao
@thegreendank1
Жыл бұрын
You nailed the rupplemintz one. I drank it once and it was the worse drunk/hangover ever and i was pretty much and alcoholic drug addict during that time in my life.
@OR1g1nalGamRtaG
Жыл бұрын
I'm still there. Cheers
@fionaforbes6100
Жыл бұрын
I bartender for. 40 years and those were true back then. Actually doesnt matter if it is a dive bar!!! Some things never change❤❤😂😂
@ickysticky3672
Жыл бұрын
As a Bud Light stan, I can confirm
@ArchangelMichael.
Жыл бұрын
Heyyyyoooooooo same same
@psycho-nutkase9233
Жыл бұрын
😂 Same
@Swampgurl777
Жыл бұрын
How y’all feeling about bud light now ?
@ickysticky3672
Жыл бұрын
@@Swampgurl777 I’ve been waiting for this
@deathshead556
Жыл бұрын
Comment did not age well
@silverdetox
Жыл бұрын
yo that first one.. that first one, umm.. couldn't b more accurate..
@Sugomis
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I still miss high school parties, nobody has time anymore 😭
@stephanyampolsky7187
Жыл бұрын
I never went to high school parties so
@Sugomis
Жыл бұрын
@@stephanyampolsky7187 I honestly went to like 3-5 tops throughout 3 years of high school, they were better than any other party I was at after that, everyone I know is either abroad or simply has no time nowwadays...
@razz4taz
Жыл бұрын
The way to my heart. Rumplemitz!
@texasrigged5875
Жыл бұрын
Feel called out with the Jager bombs and rupple mints 🤣
@artemisameretsu6905
Жыл бұрын
Fr it's like graduating from minor drinking problem and smoking a lil weed to oh my God go the fuck back to therapy ur still fucked up 😂
@texasrigged5875
Жыл бұрын
@@artemisameretsu6905 facts
@thomasdrennan1291
Жыл бұрын
Bud light: you were never cool LOL
@randomstuff_21
Жыл бұрын
Yo, he wasn't lying about the mints
@DJWidget
Жыл бұрын
Well, looks like I'm getting a Bud Light. lol
@mamixon100
Жыл бұрын
Bro I'm just trying to get drunk. I pay for a psychoanalysis.
@dazzlemasseur
Жыл бұрын
Watched these from recent to old. Finally found mine and it's incredibly accurate. Captain n coke
@selks9155
Жыл бұрын
PBR is absolutely accurate.
@iRbitterT
11 ай бұрын
Buttholes & Bellybuttons hehehee
@hyenascreech2183
Жыл бұрын
Yooo rumple mints is too accurate ';-;
@joshponce9614
Жыл бұрын
This accurately describes my friend that introduced me to rumpiez !
@thecelticcrone7927
Жыл бұрын
Ok but hear me out…. We literally had an Underground “Cave” (carpeted & everything) to have our parties in though. 😂😂😂😂
@goldenpaladin
Жыл бұрын
My first time drinking Budweiser was with my dad on a fishing trip that was probably the best day of my life and when I asked him why he liked Budweiser so much he told me “I like horses” and for years I thought that was a secret home mixture he does only to find out about Budweiser horses
@fkujakedmyname
Жыл бұрын
you misspelled mom apparently
@goldenpaladin
Жыл бұрын
@@fkujakedmyname no my mom likes bush never had a chance to ask her why
@johnygable7590
10 ай бұрын
Your neighborhood started with park had me gone 😭
@audilover1912
Жыл бұрын
How about WKD or just a can of Coke?
@wolfgaming-zd5nz
9 ай бұрын
can we just talk about that bottle flip at the beginning
@Vexisbetter
Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@kennygiard
Жыл бұрын
Thanks I really do appreciate it!
@ozymandiastheking2139
Жыл бұрын
Damn Im the captain and coke guy. That hit home. But sometimes I mix it up with a Jack and coke
@TheMartianMancumpster
Жыл бұрын
Did you go to the new york state of mind tour? I got the same merch hoodie from there
@kennygiard
Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t make it but my neighbor went and got me the hoodie. Hate I missed the show!
@Bdub9211
Жыл бұрын
Captain and coke is accurate 😅….
@sicksorrow8386
Жыл бұрын
Oh shit he totally roasted me when he said captain Morgan and coke 😂 he knows his shit
@alexnsacto
Жыл бұрын
If you see this bartender, Order water and tip accordingly 😉
@brandonfolz9205
Жыл бұрын
Why you gotta call out my PBR like that 😭
@AZsmoothrider
Жыл бұрын
Best ending!
@Achedda
Жыл бұрын
If only we used psychedelic mushroom the way we drank alcohol. I’m pretty sure we would live in a utopia full of loving and healthy relationships… just a thought
@collincoyle3232
10 ай бұрын
a correct thought.
@The.Original.Potatocakes
Жыл бұрын
lol I like budlight and this is 100 percent accurate! As a fellow bartender I can say you are spot on the Tito’s.
@Kona_AJ
Жыл бұрын
That rumple industry staple 🤣 Please do an industry version. I need to hear your hot takes on Malört and Fernet.
@kylekelsoe344
Жыл бұрын
If you drink fernets you probably smoke clove cigarettes 😂
@Kona_AJ
Жыл бұрын
@@kylekelsoe344 can't say I know anyone who drinks it that does!
@Kannabliss46
Жыл бұрын
I felt tht bud light line on a spiritual level😂😂
@nort_1038
Жыл бұрын
how about clear vodka ?
@kennygiard
Жыл бұрын
As apposed to what? 😂
@nort_1038
Жыл бұрын
@@kennygiard what does it tell about me
@garethkalum8297
Жыл бұрын
@@nort_1038 he asked you when do you get vodka that isn't clear.
@nort_1038
Жыл бұрын
@@garethkalum8297 you can for example buy strawberry flavored
@nort_1038
Жыл бұрын
@@garethkalum8297 and also clear meaning not some cheap ass stock
@gotanygrapes831
10 ай бұрын
Yo you called me out with that bud light
@aidanbillings8325
Жыл бұрын
The fact that my homie loved Yager bombs in middle school then became a drug addict in highschool really hit too close to home 🤣🤣🤣
@jahovachite
Жыл бұрын
That last one, I felt that
@prestoncampbell9022
Жыл бұрын
The waffle house has found its new host
@ghostofwolfmoonmani3877
9 ай бұрын
Last one sounds fun
@drknmnn
Жыл бұрын
Jäggermeister for aperitif, red wine for the meal, (Jack Daniel's neat when not eating), espresso corretto (with a touch Drambuie), and old fashioned for after taste.
@sadkirby161
Жыл бұрын
best one so far
@forestxander
10 ай бұрын
Captain and oj? Asking for a friend. 😆
@Wesson11
Жыл бұрын
lmao "ends with park"
@sunnyflorida8408
Жыл бұрын
MODELO AND JAMESON/COKE!!!!!
@smoothlyamusing1502
Жыл бұрын
Rumplemints has always been one of my top 5 ... ouch... why ya gotta be so accurate
@deejay630
Жыл бұрын
damn i drink not to get judged. been judged since i was a kid before i ever did anything. cant do nothing anymore with out someone saying something. pathectic ass adults. im dunn with life hahaha.
@xXxThelegend27xXx
Жыл бұрын
LMAO I order Jager Bombs and I’m ATTACKED damn 💀
@collincoyle3232
10 ай бұрын
repent for all the drugs you've done. lol
@Generalmegazord
Жыл бұрын
6 months ?? Alright let’s go !
@666uous
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 me and my mom would bring rumpleminz to family gatherings and take turns going to the bathroom and taking shots so we could keep sane around the family
@alexspartichino4155
Жыл бұрын
Okay I drink jaeger bombs and I may dabble in some narcotics while doing so 😂😂
@collincoyle3232
10 ай бұрын
wasswrongwidat?
@surfingsandiego92109
Жыл бұрын
Spot on sir. 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@damon2772nomad
Жыл бұрын
Me: quad Shot of Jack...I got life long misery to temporarily forget
@robbyinferno
3 ай бұрын
Felt that last one
@ditch1776
Жыл бұрын
This needs a update on the budlite. It now says something VERRRRRY DIFFERENT.
@Simon_Electric
Жыл бұрын
Damn he's right because I always finish off of the night with Budweiser and I'm from Highland Park in Pittsburgh, I hate him but I love him.
@positrondecay4784
Жыл бұрын
…is there any option without negative connotations at this point?😂
@allytebow
3 ай бұрын
Yessssss please do more conspiracy videos!!!! Love Ian too, welcome!! ❤
@ufmattman2858
Жыл бұрын
Lol just watched every video waiting to see scotch on the rocks
@cheesetheoriginalmres7727
Жыл бұрын
haha i had a drug problem before the jager bombs, i am victorious 🤣
@markwiel3276
Жыл бұрын
The jagërbomb is so true lmao at least it was for me (fck drugs btw)
@lincolndutcher1360
Жыл бұрын
No, bud light means I'm hydrating between real drinks
@soaringeag1392
Жыл бұрын
Not sure everyone knows this drink, but Duck Farts, Kahlua coffee liqueur, Bailey’s Irish cream, and Whiskey.
@davidkramer333
Жыл бұрын
Don't think I missed that drink at the end 🤣
@vipergx212
Жыл бұрын
So right about the rumpy
@bossnbuchan
Жыл бұрын
Vodka moonshine.
@SleepyGirlNory
Жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for plain Diet Coke so he’ll call me a wino mom
@Jake.44Mag
Жыл бұрын
Budweiser or Tequila, just depends on the day
@ZoeBateman
Жыл бұрын
Cap and coke for me is because I have a major sweet tooth
@sofisticatedb9641
10 ай бұрын
Ooh what's a Pina colada 😂
@thetechnician5857
Жыл бұрын
What can I drink that doesn't have a negative view point?
@shadowslicer2238
Жыл бұрын
So a Bud Light for me, eh?
@echo7904
Жыл бұрын
My dad drinks captain and dr P and your right he still talks about high school
@sebastiendog
Жыл бұрын
As someone who drank rumpleminz straight for far too long I can say this is 100% accurate
@jedi_sock08YT
Жыл бұрын
Ha ha jokes on you I can’t drink yet
@Almost_Over24
3 ай бұрын
What about Hennessy 😂
@joshotten1904
Жыл бұрын
Old pabst blue ribbon means you like to chew on your beer while drinking it
@coreyjohnson9046
Жыл бұрын
As a bartender myself, I’d love to know what he drinks cause it would explain a lot.
@SillyForThat0
Жыл бұрын
Sailor Jerry, probably.
@pacificcoastpiper3949
Жыл бұрын
Mine is usually a stout beer or hard cider
@jayjay86443
Жыл бұрын
Aww crap, I drink Sailor instead of Captain. I wonder what that means for me.
@tcd2cool
Жыл бұрын
Alright captain and coke is me, and I do talk about high school... But I was never cool. I talk about how much fun it was spending time with friends.
@roadwarrior144
Жыл бұрын
Im afraid of what he’s gonna say about blue moon.
@raiel-hawiyeh4785
Жыл бұрын
Rumpel I never ordered, the bartenders would give them to me. Maybe to help my breath?
@DaddyStew-uh8cq
Жыл бұрын
Dam, how do I get looked at ordering a makers mark and root beer 🤣🤣
@dqazxswedc940
Жыл бұрын
I subscribed because he didn't say to and because I relate to the last one.
@TheFireMaker117
3 ай бұрын
I wonder what steel reserve says about a person..... asking for a friend
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