Fuck...I didn't know that I'm that bad...but the video is funny...Correction: We do shower, we love water!
@meepmoopbloopwoo6605
7 жыл бұрын
yes, we shower, but we hate water
@katrinahannah6375
7 жыл бұрын
I just sat here and was like "But the Pisces are fish?????????"
@meepmoopbloopwoo6605
7 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING HATE THIS ZODIAC THING, My friend sended me to an aqaurium. BECAUSE MY ZODIAC IS A FUCKING FISH. I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SOME FISH SWIMMING IN FISHY HELL, DYING IN POOP WATER. AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT THE POKÈMON ZODIAC CAUSE I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS A FISH OUR ZODIAC IS A FISH, OUR ANIMAL IS NOT FISH. WE WILL CHANGE IT. WE WILL DECLARE WAR Byez :3
@DauntlessEagle1776
7 жыл бұрын
YES, I like "GOLDEN" Showers in Particular... You save time not needing to add after-shave later.
@Annebell101
3 жыл бұрын
So true
@JwceyBlogs
10 жыл бұрын
Wow! Surprised at all the dislikes for this funny ass video. I'm a Pisces and I was dying of laughter. Very funny. "Pisces is the devil who has just found a new found spirituality with Jesus." Ha ha ha.
@charl7346
9 жыл бұрын
Samee
@WhitneyDeivory
9 жыл бұрын
I laugh at all these I hate pisces video ... thought I was the only one
@thedemonicpisces7400
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@frestinefelicano9639
5 жыл бұрын
is that true
@Comeback180
4 жыл бұрын
This is the 1st video I've seen where the dislikes are half as the likes. People really triggered and it's not just Pisces it's the other 11 zodiac sign videos with a 50/50, 60/40 or 70/30 like to dislike ratio.
@makeupabsolu
9 жыл бұрын
i am a piesces and i loved this shit man! so hilarious!
@lsmrkqj
8 жыл бұрын
+makeupabsolu ikr! i dont know why people get so butthurt
@MrRandomRampages
8 жыл бұрын
+makeupabsolu i was gonna say the say
@DauntlessEagle1776
7 жыл бұрын
Actually, ME TOO SOLU! I thought she is quite the comedian here... and maybe she is right....I come back here each year it is my Birthday to revel in her hatred of us.... LOL I actually do number what needs to be done... but that is so the other zodiac signs don't fuck up the order in how to get a task or event completed without wasting much time or Effort... Because Pisces people already have it all figured out what needs to be done in about ONE second to flawlessly create our master pieces in everything we do.... they are just jealous they have a "FLOUNDER BRAIN".
@jadedaley-barton4199
5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@lauralei7322
10 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. I am a Pisces and I literally laughed so hard.
@P.s.a.l.m.23
10 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@davidbanner9344
10 жыл бұрын
My ex-wifes a pisces, my supervisor's a pisces, and' 2 out of , my three sisters are pisces. Don't argue or try to debate with pisces, they'd make you wanna go jump off a bridge or something, SERIOUSLY!!!!!
@gachacorn3640
4 жыл бұрын
david banner omgg i swear like people who try to agrue with me ALWAYS lose like aLWAYS EVEN IF I'M WRONG LIKE I ALWAYS WIN THE ARGUMENTS AAA
@alexaisintheinternet157
4 жыл бұрын
david banner so true
@mysticamethyst
4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh shiiiit i litterally burstes out with laughter!!😂🤣😂🤣😂i think its my favorite thing to do if u piss me off!! Or I dont like u but for the most part im pretty peaceful but once u git my ass started!! I have a looooooot to say!! I swear on LIFE im the one you want to rounds with!!
@mrdood4797
9 жыл бұрын
first thing she said was "when you wake up at 1" XD XD XD omg im crying , cant stop laughing
@brucenatelee
4 жыл бұрын
I have a second shift job, so I don't count.
@rissachi93
8 жыл бұрын
My cousin is a pisces and one time I made cupcakes for her and her family and she fucking got up in the middle of the night and licked all the icing off the cupcakes so no one could eat any. Everyone was fucking pissed. Gotta say though, these weird things are what make me love pisces.
@RealistRatRace
8 жыл бұрын
That's funny.
@vstarr888
7 жыл бұрын
Rissa hahahahha 2 funny
@TrinaWater
5 жыл бұрын
I’m high watching this rn so when she said to get off the drugs I was shook😂
@reyonnahunt8998
10 жыл бұрын
Well damn. What has a Pisces done to you?
@_tvbeauty
7 ай бұрын
I was the same thing like what Pisces hurt her??? 😂😂 but this was funny tho
@nxa6205
8 жыл бұрын
I'm Pisces. I'm Proud. And you don't have to hate on astrology signs. I mean seriously what the hell. Are you being serious?
@KikoIsAwsome44
10 жыл бұрын
I hate 99% of Pisces I meet. I'm a Pisces myself and they still really piss me off.
@stephfett2316
6 жыл бұрын
NeighborhoodCatLady 😂😂😂
@littlebow4315
6 жыл бұрын
Same 💀💀 I can't get along with ppl like me
@Eisvogelllpoem
6 жыл бұрын
This is such a Pisces thing to say!
@grace7699
6 жыл бұрын
NeighborhoodCatLady there can only be one
@aliyahchecks2381
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂💀
@BrandonColonel
10 жыл бұрын
Doesn't seem to be true about a lot of what you were saying. I know a few pisces that aren't like that at all. Including one very fit pisces.
@meenaljain4644
4 жыл бұрын
The thing is Pisces don’t get offended when people hate on them..but get burnt up when people hate on totally strangers
@KimTaehyung-yg6jo
4 жыл бұрын
Right!😹
@TinyDancer01
7 жыл бұрын
can't any sign eat a box of waffles at 1 am
@Hyperkooki
5 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Daigle no
@thedemonicpisces7400
5 жыл бұрын
Yes... yes they can
@judebel1192
5 жыл бұрын
They can if they have pisces in their chart lmafo
@Bhupali1
4 жыл бұрын
No. Unless I'm at a sleepover. It's not practical
@Hyperkooki
4 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Dupra no
@DZ-nb2vp
10 жыл бұрын
My ex Co-worker is a Pisces, &recently moved in with a Pisces dude.Together,These 2 Pisces are ape-shit crazy. She talks so highly of her boyfriend to everyone and gives off a perfect family vibe, but I found out later, that behind the scenes they're always fighting and the cops are always at their apt. They have a very tumultuous relationship. She'd also used to tell me how he'd wake her up in the middle of the night, to sit with him in their balcony and watch him smoke. WTF.
@patrickthomas815
10 жыл бұрын
Lol, the irony of a pisces! LMAO.
@terrycroker7815
4 жыл бұрын
Yep 😂
@KT_Pierce
10 жыл бұрын
I am a Pisces... I'm not addicted to anything. No religion, no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes, no marijuana, etc. I do yoga, I eat super healthy, and I cook every meal at home. I have a bit of OCD, so I need my home to be super clean all the time. Also, I hate talking on the phone so much that when someone says they've gotta go, I [very quickly] say, "Ok-bye!" and hang up immediately. I played fast pitch softball for 11 years, swim team for 10 years, etc. I have Scorpio rising (my moon is in Aries, though). I love getting dressed up super cute in my fit-and-flare vintage style dress collection. :) I also spent my entire life with a longing to find my soulmate and retain purity. I lost my virginity at a very late age... I am all about being wholesome and do not have any STDs. I think the only thing you got right (about me, anyway) is that I don't shower every day. Maybe every 2 days (or every other day in the summer). I brush my teeth every night, I floss, I even bleach every now and then. I keep my eyebrows and my nails neat. My best friends who are Pisces are the same way. My Pisces friend, Sarah, goes hiking every single weekend. Meh... I still like you and think you're adorable, though! xo
@KT_Pierce
10 жыл бұрын
Also, the love of my life who was a Pisces (RIP) was a very hard worker. He woke up every single morning at dawn and worked like a powerhouse doing construction for over a decade. I don't think Pisces are lazy. They are very hard workers. They just might be slow getting to social events on time. They take a while to get ready for things like that. Mostly because everything has to be perfect. Guys, on the other hand, don't usually have a problem being on time.
@auresevas1473
6 жыл бұрын
At least your not addicted to negative things hahaha.
@Hyperkooki
5 жыл бұрын
fake
@PJM1879
5 жыл бұрын
Could be because of your moon and rising signs.
@ihateyou5825
4 жыл бұрын
Lackadaisical u saying that million of ppl have to be addicted to be true
@jimmiepulaski3488
10 жыл бұрын
What's the matter? Did a Pisces shit on your doorstep, or did a Pisces own you? Don't hate us for when we were born.
@kungblao
10 жыл бұрын
Fuck off fishface
@kungblao
10 жыл бұрын
Alexander Rodriguez I see you didn't take your Lithium this morning you bipolar Jesus freak. That's not very Jesus like. Get back to your Messiah complex fish boy.
@AlexanderRodriguez-vz2st
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah thing is im not a Jesus boy. I think you're jealous of Pisces and their hidden abilities. Something you don't have. You have talent to be a piece of shit. And if you don't mind, whats your sign, boy?
@AlexanderRodriguez-vz2st
10 жыл бұрын
Lol It's not worth arguing with a 12 year old loser like yourself. But at least i made you rage like a little girl, Kung Blao Shit.
@bamdam2848
10 жыл бұрын
***** libras are fucking awkward boring and annoying as shit
@Minnisham
10 жыл бұрын
As a pisces, I can understand everything you're saying negatively and I see it as positive because who would want to live in this horrible world when we could dream of something better? The reason we talk in circles is because people don't listen and comprehend point blank period. Not all pisces are lazy , fat, and/or addicted to drugs. I think that was a dumb point. But we can be addicted to different things , and I have no problem with that. What's so bad about being passionate about music or Jesus? And for your sake I hope that your child is a pisces, so that thou can understand us much better than you do, don't be ridiculous. We are amazingly stunning and beautiful people.
@roxxylala26
7 жыл бұрын
First of all...I don't have any addictions; I don't even drink or smoke. I'm fit and have always been into sports. I even joined the military. I take daily showers & always smell good. So sweetie you got most of your generalized Pisces info n tried to make it funny. womp womp womp #teampisces
@meepmoopbloopwoo6605
7 жыл бұрын
#teampisces
@Cookiethewitch
6 жыл бұрын
What's your rising and moon sign . That also effects everything . If your chart isn't all pisces then you can't dismiss any of the things she say . Because as a pisces I related to alot of things here and .. Umm don't take such things personally that's why people think that pisces are all hella emotional :)
@somethingnew707
8 жыл бұрын
Guys she's joking around Most of the video
@lapieuvreoptimale
7 жыл бұрын
WeirdPeach ikr, people probably think it's all a joke because she's hungover but I'm a Pisces and I approve like 95% of this
@Luna-ds7bg
9 жыл бұрын
im a pisces and tbh i get what you mean with some points but you are quite harsh
@Luna-ds7bg
8 жыл бұрын
The kindred Soul yeah, im in great shape too and so are my 2 pisces BFFs
@FatalExistence
8 жыл бұрын
Anyone can be fat but i think a lot of us pisces care soo much how we look that we try not to and some of us just bring ourself down so much that we give up .
@jadedaley-barton4199
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ismileasilosecontrol
9 жыл бұрын
As a pisces, I can't believe how much I laughed at how true so much of this was! hahaha This is too great.
@gwenstroud2461
5 жыл бұрын
Me at 5 in th morning: "eating everything in a pantry" ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ This video is halarious
@The40ozGamer
10 жыл бұрын
Haha Pisces Fucked her and left her.. Wish I could shake his hand
@elisarodriguez1270
10 жыл бұрын
She's trying to be Jenna Marbles
@DinoHunter56
10 жыл бұрын
*facepalm* I...I don't even know what to say.
@iTruGamer26
10 жыл бұрын
theres only one type of jenna marbles in this world? you haven't gone out much then
@lapieuvreoptimale
7 жыл бұрын
No she's not
@kennethpalmer898
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pisces and I dont use drugs.or obsessed with religion..get ur facts straight before talking out
@SirensOfFire
10 жыл бұрын
Pisces, do not get offended. This video was made for entertainment purposes. If you look at the rest of her videos, you will see that there is one for each sign. It wasn't just for Pisces.
@serena_observes84
9 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂your funny!!! If they aren't addicted to weeds it's religion!! Yasssss😂😂
@tevinmoss12
6 жыл бұрын
Lovely Miaa yes!
@user-nc3bj8rf9p
4 жыл бұрын
Me, addicted to food
@PirateKing1256
10 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest here. We as Pisces hate the fucking world secretly. We all have a secret desire to die.
@desireearrington2846
Жыл бұрын
As a pisces.. laughing my ass off eating pringles at 2am🤣🤣🤣
@LNLN123
9 жыл бұрын
as a Leo I love Pisces
@helterskelter2323
9 жыл бұрын
As a Pisces I love Leo's
@CASJ25
9 жыл бұрын
Satan Stay away from a Leo.... They are very Dominant and Proud people... They end up been Cocky and some of them are lazy!... Be Careful! ;)
@isabellalionessn865
9 жыл бұрын
that is a lie..also EVERYONE IS LAZY!! you cant just say that one specific zodiac is lazy...dont be a hater...dunt be knokin' ppl's charts dude...its selfishhhhh.
@isabellalionessn865
9 жыл бұрын
and its just plain rude -_- also leo's r not cocky, and if u find one that is..then they went through something difficult.
@CASJ25
9 жыл бұрын
IsabellaLionessN Check the compatibility! :)
@Fatedstars17
5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Pisces Sun AND Moon♓️♓️ and I just laughed my ass off, funniest video ever😂 Looking through the comments I can say Pisces have a great sense of humor. Anyone offended must be a Pisces rising
@jadedaley-barton4199
5 жыл бұрын
SHE'S JUST HATING ON OUR BEAUTY AND SHE SAID WE'RE ADDICTED TO DRUGS LOOK AT HER
@brucenatelee
4 жыл бұрын
I am trying to stop my addiction to food. Too lazy to cook right, so I use that excuse to not eat.
@sonias9722
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think she's hungover, she's still drunk
@sonias9722
4 жыл бұрын
and perhaps made up or imagined the whole going to work story
@halimakimathi4189
4 жыл бұрын
Gurl, go stub your stupid ass toe. You missed the joke.
@3ACstudios
7 жыл бұрын
I actually hate long phone calls, and I hate getting calls.
@domhairston5543
11 жыл бұрын
As a Pisces male, this is hilariously hilarious.
@BiggDogg25100
9 жыл бұрын
Making a Pisces angry is like standing in front of a large tsunami as it hits land. Not a good idea.
@alexiscotti7462
8 жыл бұрын
Im a pisces and oml, this video had me dying. 😂😂😂 its so hilariously accurate.
@alexiscotti7462
8 жыл бұрын
I mean, the lying part idk about but we are hella manipulative 😅
@seerene76
10 жыл бұрын
I thought this was hilarious and pretty accurate, except for the not showering part
@Odderek
10 жыл бұрын
Seems like a lot of people are taking this video seriously.
@brookehenson1201
4 жыл бұрын
I’m a sun, moon, mercury and rising in Pisces and while I don’t partake in drugs or alcohol, that reenactment of a phone conversation was SPOT ON.
@itzKyleM88
10 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pisces and I have to admit... SOME stuff you said is technically correct... Drugs however is a big nono for me, but I do tend to get addicted to stuff easily, like a certain video game, movie, certain food (as you said) and pretty much anything good in life. I do sometimes also talk in circles saying the same thing over and over as you said, but the reason for it a lot of the time is because I'm not actually sure the person I'm talking to is actually listening to what I'm saying, if you just show indication you are listening, then that bad trait will instantly stop. And the lying? Yeah........ I only lie if you piss me off in some way. The bit about there being no fit Pisces...... I'm sorry but that part is the first part that is just downright incorrect, ever heard of a guy called "Chuck Norris"? He's a Pisces, even I am not exactly a 'slob', I enjoy walking to University everyday while most people take the bus, and I also like playing football (soccer) for a 6 a side team... Maybe making this video while NOT hungover will yield better results? :P
@iTruGamer26
10 жыл бұрын
results of what its supposed to be a funny lighthearted video. results.. HA
@mysticamethyst
4 жыл бұрын
You are my true spirit animal....
@adelamelody9149
3 жыл бұрын
A Pisces nature is trusting and nonjudgmental but I can honestly say her energy repels me it’s so horrible
@billyvlavelle170
8 жыл бұрын
If I wasn't a Pisces I'd probably be really butthurt but fuck it.
@Foetidus
9 жыл бұрын
I'm a fit pisces....actually I'm a skyrunner...I hate talking on the phone, I'm really organized, and the only time I use my "escapism" capability is when I'm really fucking bored with whatever or whoever I've got infront of me :)
@murvinespinoza786
7 жыл бұрын
I am Pisces. I love sex but I don't act on that and I don't sleep around. I am 28 and iv smoked weed since I was 14 and I do find it difficult to eliminate it from my life now. I think this girl is really attractive and I would definitely satisfy this hunny. Hit me up beautiful. XXX and I forgive you for the mean things you said about Pisces people. and I shower everyday XXX
@Tangoury
11 жыл бұрын
I'm Pisces. but I don't like drugs or drinks and I'm not fat but sure I'm lazy.well here what I hate about libra: Unfaithful, Prone to excess, a bit of a gossip, narcissism, Vanity, Burning Through Money, Incredibly Self Indulgent, Shopping Diva and Party Girl
@jerredgresin7959
11 жыл бұрын
the unfaithfullness of libras, hits the nail on the head so hard the hammer broke
@nunrg187
10 жыл бұрын
Just another college chick that gets drunk and does a video "hungover." WTF You're giving astrology a bad name. Learn Vedic astrology Alyssa. It takes many years. Astrology is not just based on the sun sign. You are wasting your time and posting garbage videos on KZitem. Seriously look at how many thumbs down you got here. One last time in case you didn't understand the first time I said it, people are not just defined by just their sun sign! Astrology is so much more deep than you can possibly understand.
@DariusSings91
10 жыл бұрын
This video is sarcasm at its best. Don't take it to heart.
@DariusSings91
10 жыл бұрын
Luke Baker For starters I wasn't even referring to your post but since you inquire allow me to really provide an opinion. Your grammar is despicable, your punctuation resonates with toddlers before nap time, and you're annoying. Good day
@AppleSlicesUnite
10 жыл бұрын
you can't be serious right? it's clear to me and clear too many. She is just having fun with Pisces not everything has to be so serious all the time 24 hours 7 days a week. I think she did really well with the Sun Sign. I don't know some people are too rigid to see when someone is just having a little fun with their craft/ there works
@gtamodder888
9 жыл бұрын
We don't talk that much, we are not all that pretty you describe us to be... most of us don't take drugs... there's different kind of Pisces and we're not fat :( you hurt my feelings.. I liked you better in your "Why i love Pisces" video
@cloudsurfer73
9 жыл бұрын
I hate the drug stereotypes
@AstroSciences
9 жыл бұрын
Nenad Stevanovic It is sad how sensitive you guys are and you don't want to admit it to yourselves. Don't be defensive about what she says. She is a LIBRA, she isn't here to think about your feelings... for too long... she'll go from one side of the scales to the next... deal with it. Alyssa is always right and an overly sensitive pisces shouldn't get into astrology, because the harsh truth messes with your guy's delicate flow.
@yonige2077
9 жыл бұрын
This video was very Rude. I'm a Pisces myself and I'm not fat I'm skinny and only 13.... Pisces are the best. We may be always emotional but at times we are fun to get to know
@kb-fd5do
9 жыл бұрын
Nenad Stevanovic she's relying on stereotypes. its not meant to be taken seriously.
@xariix4593
9 жыл бұрын
Nenad Stevanovic She like even wrote in the description ' This is meant to disturb all the Pisces, and make everyone else laugh at your expense, so go cry about it on your own time. ' Yes I guess we are emotional wow. It's us! She shouldn't get on our bad side. Alyssa should make up her mind.
@AStarIsBornThisWay
11 жыл бұрын
my sis is a pisces and she's always been messy and unhygienic and just really slow and spaced out. now before i was aware of vedic astrology we thought she was an aries but now that we know she's a pisces this makes total sense!!! lol
@valerie9381
8 жыл бұрын
in her "what I love about pisces" video she talks about how pisces get their feelings hurt easily and take things to heart, then she makes this video..
@nehasinha3050
8 жыл бұрын
true
@brucenatelee
4 жыл бұрын
I think that video was in 2013, this one is 2012.
@ElvenWisdom
3 жыл бұрын
Pisces brings the world of inner spiritual and emotional dreams to manifestation and vision for all to see and experience. Some people will not understand that “dream world” stuff. It’s not their life time to do so. Pisces are all old souls as the last age cycle and feel liberated enough to dream big and feel deeply.
@alyssaleanna4405
10 жыл бұрын
So I am a Pisces, and this actually hurts my feelings sooo bad hahaha.... like DUDE it is all true.. I try SO hard not to be those things, but it's like IN MY FUCKING BLOOD. basically, my life is shit.
@mychannel594
10 жыл бұрын
Are you being real or sarcastic? You don't actually believe in astrology, do you? A person's personality has almost nothing to do with the month of the year they were born. You're trying to categorize everyone's personality in twelve ridiculous buckets, but people are much more complicated than that.
@mindlessYasMB
9 жыл бұрын
im pisces and im gonna cry because im sensitive and shit
@elenagoodman1297
5 жыл бұрын
Yasmin suleman carter literally 😂
@Annebell101
3 жыл бұрын
So true I’m a Pisces and I eat in the middle of the night😂
@tharealmacoil69
10 жыл бұрын
ROTFL! She hit SO MANY points about Pisces! My Pisces brother use to drive my mother CRAZY waking up at all hours of the night begging her to give him or make him FOOD!lol He would wake up EVERYONE in the house if he didn't get his munchies! Ugh! At one point he was fit tho during high school when he played foot ball. Now he's FAT like 300lbs worth! However, he dresses very nice and when I go to his house it seems to be on the neat side. But then again his wife is a Capricorn and I think she keeps this up. He is sneaky as hell tho! Only if his wife knew the secrets I know about him...she would probably Divorce his ass!HAhaha He is a BIG TIME FLIRT!!! He claims he never cheater but I highly doubt that because I've heard differently. And God help you if he gets made at you! He will give you a lashing you will NEVER forget! And it doesn't matter who you are, family, friend, stranger, he don't care! He has a lot of traits that need improving but their are a few good points. He is caring and kind and giving but only when he wants to be. If I seem kinda harsh for a sister it's only because I've had some less desiring experiences with him. Including actually being in fear of him!:(
@missovercomer2488
8 жыл бұрын
So i decided before i started watching that you may have a few accurate points so i decided to watch the whole way through. The drugs thing is inaccurate. I hate smoking, hate drinking. I hate not being in control of myself. A few pisces ive met have felt the same. However I am addicted to food. The lazy thing you have a point, ive never stuck to a diet in my life and lost weight. Also the part where we pretend to listen but really our brains are elsewhere was pretty accurate. Overall it was an okay analysis.
@vpnmaster5181
9 жыл бұрын
I'm a fucking Pisces and you hate us because you have no one else to blame for how bad your life is
@RukiMoogle
9 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pisces and I found most of the things she said quite funny and accurate. I'm pretty lazy, im an escapist, I like to be in dreamworld when nothing else is happening and I'm very sensitive and emotional. But, I don't take drugs, don't binge on alcohol or do anything that's really idiotic. If you're going to say all Pisces are the same you need to look at numerology. 😛
@lol-jd8fh
3 жыл бұрын
I actually love showers and warm baths! And I’m actually very clean and I do have a very clean house/room and we help people even if they don’t need it because WE JUST WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO BE FUCKING HAPPY BECAUSE NO ONE’S GONNA HELP US! AND WHEN WE WANT HELP WE DON’T GET IT, SO IF WE HAVE A HAPPY WORLD, WE MIGHT JUST BE HAPPY! also I’m atheist!
@cegert6466
5 жыл бұрын
“I gotta kill the pain with some marijuana”- I am Pisces rising. Hahaha
@EvilJirachi
11 жыл бұрын
not everyone is purely a pisces, your mars/venus/mercury/moon must be elsewhere in the zodiac
@muun5889
7 жыл бұрын
you know what's worse than addiction's haveing 6 inches of forehead 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@kingaolah
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a pisces and my jaw was dropped the whole time by how ACCURATE and comedic this is.
@christinarina1
10 жыл бұрын
as a pisces i am afraid to watch this is this going to make me emotional i don't know i'm scared oh well
@noobnitefortnoob3093
5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that a stereotypical term because not all Pisces are like that.
@user-nc3bj8rf9p
4 жыл бұрын
The reason this video has so many dislikes is because us Pisces are so sensitive lol
@amandacarkeek4036
10 жыл бұрын
Judging a person on the astrological alignment at the time of their birth is absurd. I am not a religious person nor am I a spiritual person. I was born early march which would categorize me as a pisces and I am the polar opposite of all of these traits. I am extremely clean, puntual, tedious and intelligent. People are who they want to be. I find astrology quite oppressive to be honest because it teaches us to be okay with not understanding ourselves. Look inside you own brain and come to your own conclusions about who you are. Do not allow a book or a person to dictate who you believe you can be.
@maurice2014
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pisces, this was funny
@CaliAmg
3 жыл бұрын
Every Pisces I have dated is either addicted to tattoos, piercings, alcohol, pills, depressed but comes across as nice in the beginning. They hide their problems and will pull dissapearing acts when plans are made. I've dated 14 Pisces and I am done. Waste of time backstabbing individuals.
@rakshasaalamvusha5094
11 жыл бұрын
Many of us are spiritual, many of us are visionaries, or day dreamers, yes. Many of us go on to be great spiritual healers and psychics. Which although a lot of people don't value, it's actually very important. We are natural empaths meaning that we pick up everyone else's negativity and we try to fix them. That is why we are messed up. You're probably just making fun, but all types have their strengths and weaknesses, when the World falls in to spiritual chaos, or perhaps when we all die, then you might find more value in them. Many of the types dominate in this dimension, we are sort of in between both. We are interesting creatures, we all are
@ACEnBEAKY
11 жыл бұрын
Pisces are the people go to when life sucks on an emotional level and everybody needs to get in touch with some creativity and their philosophical side. Pisces also help stop other people from hurting themselves-some working in prisons. A lot of priests are pisces. Why? Cuz people with problems wanna help out others with problems. Let Karma take care of it. Try to have good karma, but those things she listed are often our burden to carry, our weaknesses. No human is worthless, but none are perfect. It often gets overlooked, cuz it's abstract and not prime for survival...but after you have control over your life, and want it to mean MORE than just survival...
@cutiefruba4
8 жыл бұрын
as a double pisces - sun and ascendant - the talking in circles thing on the phone was too accurate this was so good
@ZachZest
10 жыл бұрын
For the guys anyways. Sloths, but im lazy too so were good. They like to smoke/drink. Write poems and rap. Read books and act soo chill. The house could be on fire and they would be like "Dang wtf happend? " When they are pissed, they dont act that pissed. At most you might see a slight frown which is hard to take them serious. But they are chill, people.
@fear4theflesh
7 жыл бұрын
spot on, but you forgot their victim complex, i hate that about pisceans.
@GTFORDMAN
9 жыл бұрын
haha this is some funny shit, this is a very broad generalization (and not entirely accurate either) yes they are more likely to be using drugs or drink large amounts of booze & in some cases can be fairly unreliable, but a Pisces is a combo of all the other signs (a little bit of everything rolled into one) so they can be one of the most adaptable signs on the zodiac because of a caviler attitude & go with a flow mentality which is also a reason why they can be unreliable. they are capable of just about anything good & bad (a pisces dark side is scary!) anyone who underestimates one usually never does it again lol.
@tigerfur11
9 жыл бұрын
Totally agree 😘
@moonanite4760
7 жыл бұрын
GTFORDMAN yeah never piss off a Pisces you are going to regret it, just a warning to anybody that decides to bother me Btw i'm a Pisces and i'm dam proud to be one
@john15twelve
5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Pisces in Sun, Moon, Venus, & Mars. I am so sick of being a Pisces I can’t wait till my new life! Being a Pisces is so frustrating. Sometimes I wish I didn’t give a shit and other times I wish I’d stop being so self absorbed. I’m a constant contradiction it feels like. A catch 20/20 🙄
@john15twelve
4 жыл бұрын
@J Da KNG I believe we may possibly be given a choice to reincarnate to maybe grow in our spirit more. If given the choice though I’m opting out of another life.
@nicholasbushnell606
10 жыл бұрын
Oh man im a Pisces and i find this fuckin hilarious because its so true.
@TheLocochico
8 жыл бұрын
The sloth part is 100% true
@luceyfr3866
8 жыл бұрын
Omg. I'm a Pisces heroin addict, 3 weeks clean and jumped hardcore on Jesus.
@luceyfr3866
8 жыл бұрын
i'm a fit Pisces though, and i love Aries men and learned a lot from my Aries husband how to be in life
@gabfortin1976
8 жыл бұрын
live your life the way you want
@luceyfr3866
7 жыл бұрын
Gab Fortin
@luceyfr3866
7 жыл бұрын
adrian kovalski Thank you for that..
@xxxyyy2445
5 жыл бұрын
Hey babe. Are you still clean?❤
@veronicaellen4634
10 жыл бұрын
First I watched the Capricorn rising hate video, now the pisces hate video. And this one made me laugh my ass off. When you're so wrong about everything you said, how could I take it personally enough to get upset? What you said about the front of your head being normal and the back of your head being full of crazy just made me die of laughter.
@allstarlilac9286
Жыл бұрын
Our lord and savior is a Pisces are u sure about that?
@MnMEminem
9 жыл бұрын
Come on brothers and sisters pisces, let us gather up and be personaly offended cus we are like that !!!!
@luvrom
9 жыл бұрын
You are such a bully. You come off as very shallow when you narrow Pisces down in these categories. I haven't seen something as hateful as your video...astrologers are supposed inspire people to find their inner calling and fulfill their soul's path. What you are doing is embarassing astrologers everywhere with your narrow-minded rant. Thanks for turning people away in disgust from what is a beautiful science.
@sunstream7134
5 жыл бұрын
Ligia S girl what r u talking about go watch Alyssas video “what i love about pisces” if u cant take a joke
@porshad.4132
9 жыл бұрын
Dude, in defense of all Pisceans, we shave our armpits when we have a reason to like: Going out on a date with Brad Pitt, Going out on a date with Brad Pitt in Thailand, OR Going out on a Date with Brad Pitt and Ashton Kutcher in Thailand. If neither of the above is happening, then we will veg out on the couch feeding our cheesecake addiction. There's no other reason to live. SOOOOOO, if you want a Pisces to shave their Pits, set us up on a date with Brad Pitt.
@BlubberyWalrus1
10 жыл бұрын
As a pisces i don't talk much which makes me believe i have some virgo in me and ur not to being clean comments hurt a little cuz i am clean. But the lala land thing is on point!
@icey3307
9 жыл бұрын
long live the Pisces generation. we are awesome
@ThatSyerraGirl
10 жыл бұрын
sorry as a pisces most of this stuff is true
@brandonhoehn5628
7 жыл бұрын
we are not fat we are fluffy
@Beth-pf5lh
10 жыл бұрын
Ok, so that was interesting...., And for the record, I shower everyday, sometimes twice, and my personal appearance is VERY important to me..., so Please.., in the future don't put us all in the same category with your personal experiences with my sign..., Also, I only get "crazy" when people piss on my shoes and tell me it's F******N raining!!! Yes, the inner PSYCHO has came out, but again, it is usually due to another persons stupidity, for instance, messing with somebody I LOVE!!! Then it's on!!! Thank You though, I enjoyed watching this and I will watch more in the future..... Keep Keeping it real girl!!!
@HATER941
7 жыл бұрын
Us Pisces is not bad. We are the oracle. The spirit of water and we are wisdom. Pisces is sensitive. So we don't like hurting feelings. If we do, we still have a sad feeling in are hearts. And this is very stupid cuz why would u say we don't take showers if we love and are water. It is my great ambition to accuse you of heresy and jealousy to the Pisces
@lilycomerford5651
11 жыл бұрын
You describe me 😆 I'm a manipulative liar. But I'm good at it so you won't even know.
@Hyperkooki
4 жыл бұрын
lily comerford lies always come to fruition. you dont lie to the people you love.
@tianathompson2725
4 жыл бұрын
Lily, you laugh at your own devious behaviour. I hope you don't manipulate or lie to your loved ones.
@ledguy315
11 жыл бұрын
As a Pisces I can proudly say, I absolutely HATE drugs and religion. Oh and I think I broke my laugh box. Thanks Alyssa.
@abundantharmony
8 жыл бұрын
First you say Pisces are very smart and then you say they're retarded. First you say they're beautiful and you've never seen an ugly one, and then you say they're all disgusting and ugly...Fuck is this shit. Stupid ass channel.
@neveaJ
8 жыл бұрын
Ikr this is very offensive to Pisces and then she has another video when she's complementing us that's freaking bipolar like wtf
@TheTiffiny777
8 жыл бұрын
Dont forget shes a pisces rising, yeah so most of this is true except for the retarded thing but don't be so butthurt - love, a pisces with a leo rising
@neveaJ
8 жыл бұрын
Soledad Lalla i am a Pisces
@n.b.t.8109
7 жыл бұрын
justclimb77 I mean she did say she was hungover, and I'm a Pisces/Leo rising
@nutcase1016
8 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOL I'm a Pisces man, this cracked me RIGHT UP and about 20 or 30% fits me. I will eat myself to death, literally. Just the other week I decided to have cake for breakfast on way to work. Not only do I choose the most sugar packed piece of shit cake that could keep 3 people going, I buy fucking 2. I then proceed to go to work, sit in the staff room and eat one of these diabetes packages. Feel a little overloaded with sugar, but GUESS WHAT I DO NEXT???? I eat the other cake I bought for no good reason, and feel like shit. I then go downstairs and start work, with the intention of drinking water or even milk to counter the sugar throat I now have, and start guzzling lemonade. Self destructive is my middle name. And I can be lazy... getting up in the morning is nothing short of a miracle. Though I have been known to get up be early and go running, or start doing press ups, or seeking knowledge of some kind. Though I have little Aries in my chart and practically no Sagittarius. I'm a fucking freak and I love it.
@empressc.7200
8 жыл бұрын
I love this haha!! Me too. I have an addiction lately to sleep late and have tea (green tea, super specific right? :/ its so strange, I'm addicted af) at the last minute, I'll have like 2-3 mugs. It's so weird, right before bed too, wake up late and eat nutella like wtf....... and I know it isn't right but idgaf haha and I also have that thought like "mannn, I should drink water more, like I didn't drink it water in a couple days, I've only had sips which don't really count" but I'll drink tea all the time, not necessarily a bad thing but I end up putting a shit load of sugar in it and if I actually ate real meals.. I just have cravings for snacks and when I wanna stop, I tell myself one more and now I want cake, thanks a lot. I'm just like ZEN.. life's good to worry about mundane things like "diabetes" and a weak immune system ;) haha.... the world seems less lonely :)
@mayofofayo
9 жыл бұрын
Actually, you look like you haven't showered lol why you gotta hate on people and assume all Pisces are the same hahha this was funny but you just sound so ignorant, I'm not addicted to anything I'm clean as a whistle and get along with everybody I come across.. You jealous
@Azrael3176
3 жыл бұрын
I know this video is old but I love it when people hate on my zodiac sign it makes me feel special
@TheKhiddkhidd
10 жыл бұрын
lol pisces do look like fish a little.
@thedemonicpisces7400
5 жыл бұрын
No, i do 😂
@Plasticityy
5 жыл бұрын
damn 😔
@oscarorfiano5026
5 жыл бұрын
My teeth .
@sandran.36
5 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious! We Pisces love you Woman!
@estelaespinos3063
10 жыл бұрын
this is one of my favorite videos
@ThirdPlanetAstrology
4 жыл бұрын
This is more true for Pisces in the 6th house. The not showering, no routine, etc .... not necessarily sun in Pisces I’ve learned.
@bttwice2932
4 жыл бұрын
0:35 I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂
@juliannafalkevitz9754
6 жыл бұрын
Half the Pisces watching this might be crying from this
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