this guy isn’t just peak dark humor, he is _peak comedy_
@CLove511
8 ай бұрын
He's like Anthony Jeselnik if we got near-daily sketches instead of a comedy special every few years
@Vampsonttv
8 ай бұрын
Fr
@weinereater-wm6qm
8 ай бұрын
Peak black humor
@deejay7339
8 ай бұрын
I love his humor regarding the blacks
@freefallingohno
8 ай бұрын
dude im so sorry i would have never guessed you were going through this. keep it up man
@master_of_krynn
8 ай бұрын
frr 😭 it breaks my heart..
@Ndasuunye
8 ай бұрын
what dude is trying to force himself to be a pbear. dont encourage that. encourage a different dream.
@wuthefuck
8 ай бұрын
@@Ndasuunye chill it's just a joke
@0rderF0rCha0s
8 ай бұрын
You must be new here@@Ndasuunye
@nopenope6151
8 ай бұрын
thats the thing, he cant, its always down when he looks at children
@tuongpham7609
8 ай бұрын
Never give up on your dreams. We are all here for the day that comes true.
@Sharkgobrrrr
8 ай бұрын
Everyone needs to subscribe so we can live OUR dreams through HIS dreams.
@ooker777
7 ай бұрын
Hello fellow Vietnamese. Let's make that dream be our people's dream
@emanuelec.3034
8 ай бұрын
From "get a new dream, kid" to "get a new kid, Dream" is a moment
@NEPtune-fy1ug
8 ай бұрын
ok but dream is innocent
@TheFalseShepphard
8 ай бұрын
ok but i am inside your walls 🗿
@bogbog
8 ай бұрын
@@NEPtune-fy1ugok but bush did 911
@kfederico
7 ай бұрын
BROOO hahahaha
@themineguy1234
2 ай бұрын
@@NEPtune-fy1ug yeah, right
@swerve1001
8 ай бұрын
I just realized I hadn't subscribed yet. I want to help this man realize his dream and help him give back to the children and let them feel like he did when he was a child.
@masterlolilover5255
8 ай бұрын
Same bro same
@karlhinze
8 ай бұрын
You mean you want to aid and abet him becoming a you know what? I mean, it’s fine. I’m not unsubbing. 🤷♂️
@themes0ngguy
8 ай бұрын
Bruh catch up
@adrianwagner7599
8 ай бұрын
same here. this is probably one of the most creative calls to subscribe i've seen on this platform. been watching his videos (especially shorts) for a while, but never clicked that sub button until i heard he needs more subs to lure in young kids. he knows his audience^^
@NonSoSmartPerson
8 ай бұрын
Just remember, if you think you already know what the twist will be in Al's video's, you're wrong
@Kris.with.a.K
8 ай бұрын
Damn near gets me every time! 😂
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
8 ай бұрын
Yeah that even accounts for videos I have watched before... Im not the brightest lightbulb in the closet
@miguelgarzon8061
8 ай бұрын
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812Did you just confess to be closeted? 💀
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
8 ай бұрын
@@miguelgarzon8061 if closeted means laying in a closet then yes. Thats where lightbulbs live, right?
@kyze8284
8 ай бұрын
There is one exception where he did exactly what I thought he was going to do HOWEVER: I expected him to do it so I DID NOT expect him to do the expected
@rentedmule169
8 ай бұрын
Being a Mincraft KZitemr isnt about the money, or the fame, but the viewers that you touch. Such a wholesome message.
@MallettMotion
8 ай бұрын
Cause you know, minecraft KZitem video are soooo meaningful and profound😆
@adrianalija428
7 ай бұрын
bro didnt get the joke @@MallettMotion
@MallettMotion
7 ай бұрын
@@adrianalija428 Him or me? I know it’s a joke.
@MGSismyname
7 ай бұрын
@@MallettMotion" the viewers you _touch_ "
@TimJSwan
7 ай бұрын
wholesome massage*
@childlikesaiyan
8 ай бұрын
...he's got a point
@backfire8744
8 ай бұрын
"liking kids is the equivalent of being a 6'10 black guy for basketball' is a line that is going to live in my head rent free now. Thanks
@denzellwalls564
8 ай бұрын
Congratulations on you and Jessica getting back together! 🎉🎉
@vedikamishra009
8 ай бұрын
um? who?
@rsonic510
8 ай бұрын
@@vedikamishra009 Jessica
@Fangoros
8 ай бұрын
@@vedikamishra009 Jessica
@superslash7254
8 ай бұрын
I thought he was dating palmela.
@miguelgarzon8061
8 ай бұрын
@@superslash7254It's Jessica during the day, Pamela during the night, and Tim on weekends. PD: And they're all minors
@martinescobar3908
8 ай бұрын
He touched more dark jokes than a minecraft youtuber minors
@seaweedbrain2933
8 ай бұрын
Alas! He lies away from his true passion
@bananibbal
8 ай бұрын
For we must help him on this perilous journey!
@SkillBasedGamer
8 ай бұрын
Ha, dark jokes...
@HyperDodo609
8 ай бұрын
At this point if he admits a crime we will believe its just a skit 😂
@figbagit3137
7 ай бұрын
That's his long-term game.
@thehussar9399
5 ай бұрын
Maybe that is what he is planning
@GodofPing
8 ай бұрын
I love helping others with their dreams, even if they wanna be a….minecraft youtuber
@brianvinzant1893
8 ай бұрын
Bro has pushed the limit more than anyone else without actually crossing the line. We should all strive to be as dark but not darker as he is
@12many4you
8 ай бұрын
Not one shade darker.... Are we both racist now?
@oTrevdawgo
4 ай бұрын
Well, yeah, if you get any darker than him, you better be 6'10" and have a basketball.
@ninjanibba4259
18 күн бұрын
LongBeachGriffy has entered the chat
@MusicHoldsMemories
8 ай бұрын
“You will never be able to compete with 6’10 black guys.” -Al, 2024
@deltaomega8917
8 ай бұрын
"Liking kids is the equivalent to being a 6' 10 black guy"
@Scottko
8 ай бұрын
You will never be able to compete with 6 10” black guys*
@AaronPlay
8 ай бұрын
And that’s why white people invented the SATs.
@jeremytitus9519
8 ай бұрын
@@Scottkocertainly not all at once
@Bob-qz5yj
8 ай бұрын
Two seperate measurements
@redchikken33
8 ай бұрын
GET THIS MAN TO 10 MILLION SUBS SO HE CAN BE A RESPECTED PEDO
@nathanadams7595
8 ай бұрын
No way Alex is only 5’4 lol He looks way taller than that
@usukapal
8 ай бұрын
He's gotta be like 5'10"
@Bambutcher2
8 ай бұрын
It's not about 5'4" vs against 6'10" it's about 5-4" to 6-10"
@jeremyud
8 ай бұрын
I am 5'5." There is no way this dude is 5'4."
@theguy9208
8 ай бұрын
5' 4" separate measurements but still 5'4"
@Bambutcher2
8 ай бұрын
@@theguy9208 I'll be straight with you it's a dick size, not a height
@ashtoncutler8382
8 ай бұрын
Can never tell when this dude is serious or not 😂 Keep up the amazing content, w man
@javmaero9708
8 ай бұрын
Always and never
@TheVivi13
8 ай бұрын
That he wants to be a MC youtuber? Prob not. That famous MC youtubers are basically all pedos? Yeaaa he might not be wrong with that one.
@jeremytitus9519
8 ай бұрын
Dude playdoughphilia is NOT a laughing matter. He’s working super hard, so please do not mock his aspirations.
@miguelgarzon8061
8 ай бұрын
Man, you must be REALLY new if you still don't know that this channel is about truths concealed as dark comedy 😂
@feonixrizen4960
8 ай бұрын
I wasn't born without something, I was born WITH something that keeps me from doing my dreams. Ahhh the joys of disability
@thisisme5487
6 ай бұрын
I would have become an OF girl. Unfortunately, I was not born with the right tool set.
@Flyoff1234
8 ай бұрын
“My girlfriends ex is a 6’ 10” black guy Different measurements though” Goes so hard the more you think about it
@andreszamoraorozco1676
8 ай бұрын
Yep. It does go HARD XD
@farresalt4381
8 ай бұрын
Au contraire, at such a size it should be quite difficult to go hard. @@andreszamoraorozco1676
@AlexAlex-yj7gk
5 ай бұрын
can someone explain this joke? I am using metric system, I can get it that 6'10'' means 2m 8cm but I feel there is more to this joke, what does he refer to when say different measurements?
@Flyoff1234
5 ай бұрын
@@AlexAlex-yj7gk It means that her ex is 6 ft (1.8m), but his dong is 10 in (25 cm)
@stevenschnepp576
5 ай бұрын
@@AlexAlex-yj7gk Separate them numbers. One is a measure of height. The other is a measure of length.
@itsippintimeyo
8 ай бұрын
You are walking one thin line and i am loving every second of it
@TinyCatSpoons
8 ай бұрын
We believe in you! You’ll get there.
@lurklingX
8 ай бұрын
love these longform ones in addition to shorts. man this one was brutal. hilarious. godspeed, sir!
@itsTiagoSilva
8 ай бұрын
Yes, these longer videos are awesome
@rnjesus9950
8 ай бұрын
We’re living vicariously through you, Alex. You must succeed. Failure is not an option.
@AntiNeok
8 ай бұрын
Al, you gotta hit 5 million subs before you can get away with it, set goals.
@Jishwasher
8 ай бұрын
The best part about this joke isn't the joke itself, its the inevitable minecraft video that will come sometime in the future.
@FriedNoodlee
8 ай бұрын
You can do this! You can get a head start by referring to us fans as kittens!
@wyvernslayer7
Ай бұрын
the thing that makes this the best is that i genuinely cannot tell. it's either you're really good at acting or you'll never have my talents
@ghetoknight7801
8 ай бұрын
I am so sorry for your troubles. Hang in there dude! We will support you all the way!
@romeospells2487
7 ай бұрын
This is the kind of video that needs to be saved, archived, stored for future generations. Because it's either going to age like the finest wine, or remain an off-the-wall pairing for any meal.
@retro__791
8 ай бұрын
You got this bro We are with you till prison do us apart
@alext6933
8 ай бұрын
It's all good man just remember us when you hit it small.
@jeremytitus9519
8 ай бұрын
Damn 😅
@alext6933
8 ай бұрын
@@jeremytitus9519 Too far? Nahhh
@kirk382
8 ай бұрын
Another masterpiece
@kootenpv
8 ай бұрын
Spoken from the heart, love the authenticity and sharing your story
@MyopicTurtle
8 ай бұрын
Not the apology video I expected from this guy.
@Boris99999
5 ай бұрын
I remember how betrayed I’ve felt when I realised that Naruto is actually not about a lonely orphan that is trying to earn respect and friends through hard work and pain but rather about an offspring of two really strong bloodlines (Uzumaki and a f*cking 4th Hokage) that is just trying to uphold his parents’ legacy! For him becoming powerful and famous was actually an inevitable sequence of events rather than the result of his own effort…
@mimp8365
8 ай бұрын
“Get a new Dream kid.”
@andreszamoraorozco1676
8 ай бұрын
“Get a new kid, Dream”
@TonyChurch112
7 ай бұрын
I’ve only just discovered this guy and I’m hooked! The BEST comedian on KZitem period! I love his dark humour and twists.
@TTabbyTT
8 ай бұрын
Keep at it, my dude. We're rooting for you!
@tsyf1
8 ай бұрын
No matter how hard I try, I can't even ball park what his next video will be about. It's fucking unbelievable, this dude never runs out of ideas.
@uncletj1
8 ай бұрын
This is gold! He can never be cancelled.. we will never let him get cancelled!!
@nonfungiblemushroom
8 ай бұрын
calm down no one wants to cancel him ffs
@itsmebennyb4286
8 ай бұрын
This is not the end of your road to fame. Keep up the great work and one day, we'll be watching a live stream of your trial!
@domeatown
8 ай бұрын
WOAH. I have a similar issue. I want to be a popular musician, but I have no desire to exploit other people. I have never ever thought about things this way but my god you are right
@richiejohnson
7 ай бұрын
"...with...people my age..." what a heartfelt sigh.
@angyphoenix4983
8 ай бұрын
So inspiring ily 😘 as a homie obviously
@NonSoSmartPerson
8 ай бұрын
Not as a homie
@cubsfanman-nx6pg
8 ай бұрын
As a child
@jeremytitus9519
8 ай бұрын
As a lil gay homie
@joshphillips3738
5 ай бұрын
I'm disgusted by what i heard, but i appreciate an honest man with a dream. *Like*
@T.A.K.O.SV12
8 ай бұрын
I've never laughed harder in my life, keep it going lol
@jasong4460
Күн бұрын
There may come a day when we discover this wasn't a joke. But until then, we laugh and ignore the signs
@Glegh
8 ай бұрын
I watch other people dream. I see you al
@bloo13
8 ай бұрын
dude your twists are some of the best i’ve ever seen literally can’t guess this shit but i believe in you definitely once that 10 mil hits you’ll feel urge
@nothing3065
8 ай бұрын
Stop saying dark humor. that's offensive! Say afroamerican humor
@badateverything2931
8 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@stavik96
8 ай бұрын
Sorry to hear about your struggles, I am sure you'll feel the love they're feeling by the time you hit 5 million subs.
@SailorGreenTea
7 ай бұрын
2:43, a what?
@diamondmemer9754
8 ай бұрын
Bro if you play Minecraft enough eventually you'll find a new appreciation for miners
@Uatemydoodle
8 ай бұрын
Keep believing in yourself bro. You'll make it one day. I was in your same shoes. I wasn't born a pedo, but after 50 years I became one.
@TrueYellowJustice
8 ай бұрын
how many lines can he cross before its not okay
@celestial002
8 ай бұрын
Lots more
@Elkadetodd
8 ай бұрын
Humor is always about crossing lines. Fear, anger, etc.
@thisisme5487
6 ай бұрын
To quote someone on KZitem who said this, who also probably got it from someone else: "Hard work beats talent, as long as talent doesn't work hard."
@SBG172
8 ай бұрын
we're going to prison with this one boys 🙌
@kscdestiny
8 ай бұрын
"What's the point in success if I can't share it with children" yooo
@shreyydev
8 ай бұрын
I thought this channel meant a great deal to you. I guess it was just a minor distraction.
@randywissler9923
8 ай бұрын
I see what you did there!! Welcome fellow man of culture!😂
@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
6 ай бұрын
A man baring his soul is so beautiful. 😢
@drumcrazy100
8 ай бұрын
Why does this comment have so many likes?
@kingwoods1534
8 ай бұрын
Four likes very impressive
@thatonenoobkid2342
8 ай бұрын
idk maybe your very attractive
@lincolnlanier8596
8 ай бұрын
@@kingwoods1534I see 5 rn, I’m astonished
@vincentgarcia2702
8 ай бұрын
I disliked just for its existence
@popcornpizza8869
8 ай бұрын
No
@KingZolomon
2 ай бұрын
I’m really sorry to hear this pal your gonna make it through this
@satanm8c40
5 ай бұрын
This was one of your best yet ngl
@icommitdie8756
8 ай бұрын
unlicensed unofficial therapist here. I became a therapist a little over 30 seconds ago and from what I can tell, there’s clearly a lot of self-doubt coming from you. maybe if you believed in yourself a little more you could achieve your dreams within the next month
@dylancomic9088
8 ай бұрын
2:10 "And that's my actual Dream" I am not sure if that was a pun or not
@SomeCanine
9 күн бұрын
Poor Alex can't live his dreams. It's so unfair :(
@samyo192
8 ай бұрын
big ups for sharing this with us. we will always support you while you chase your dream💀
@DarioKalen_Kagenui
8 ай бұрын
Bro when I think I can start knowing what you're videos are gonna be about you hit me this. 😭😂😂😂 Incredible shit as always. 🔥
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
8 ай бұрын
I'm dumb. Please explain.
@rsiv5156
8 ай бұрын
Just the thumbnail and title alone made me chuckle.
@DivinityIncarnate000
8 ай бұрын
“What’s the point of success if you can’t share it with children?” -Al, 5”1, white
@mitzara25
8 ай бұрын
I like how you and that white box next to you are perfectly framed for no reason
@cube2fox
8 ай бұрын
Whiteboard
@Rissper.
8 ай бұрын
"Get a new dream, kid" is such an underrated line, holy fuck LMAO
@xXULTRAXx1000
7 ай бұрын
This shit hits differently when you subscribed 1 video before this one😢
@Nightowl0323
2 ай бұрын
We’re all rooting for you bro. Keep it up😂
@at0mic_cyb0rg
7 ай бұрын
this is the video that convinced me to subscribe
@IrishRepoMan
8 ай бұрын
It's important to support people's dreams. We support you, Alex.
@UltimateWaifuXD
8 ай бұрын
Bro is immune to being cancelled LMAO.
@DeceiverIX
6 ай бұрын
Hard work only beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.
@Scorptice
8 ай бұрын
The aggressive cutting in the end... Chef's kiss
@DMMush
8 ай бұрын
Bro, he’s walking the line, and I’m here for it
@mmmcounts
7 ай бұрын
I'm glad he cares about the miners, and not just minors on an island somewhere.
@RubyDoobieScoo
8 ай бұрын
"people my age" love the subtext
@lucks4fools978
8 ай бұрын
I understand your pain brother. I’m a 5’1 Asian myself. Competing with a 6’10 black guy is difficult. These are 2 different numbers
@Alex-ko897
8 ай бұрын
don't worry, we'll be here until you hit that goal and kids can look back a your channel and say: "wow, i used to watch this guy"
@iliesmazouz4131
7 ай бұрын
Guys let's help him realize his dream, lets get him 10m subs, maybe by then he will make the kids feel how he has felt this whole time
@berniemcfadden9122
8 ай бұрын
Hahaha man i was like cringing tge while video and then thar stare at the end just had me laughing so hard out loud youre wild man!!
@NuserCraft
8 ай бұрын
Looking forward to seeing the big guys like Charlie talking about you, we believe in you!
@Masteroftheweb
8 ай бұрын
+1 buddy! You got this! You keep getting older, but minecraft youtuber victims keep staying the same age!
@_phildog
8 ай бұрын
That line was wild my guy. You know which one
@pedrolagefogacadealmeida3695
7 ай бұрын
I have no idea how to react to you sometimes and thats what makes you funny, you have no limits on the jokes and thats respectable
@matheus_brunelli
8 ай бұрын
For anyone who watches QSMP, this video relates so much to Forever being cancelled
@thegoat9219
8 ай бұрын
You can do it! I believe most Minecraft KZitemrs hit the spot at 10M yeah, but I've heard stories of some people before that. You got this man, just a few more!
@soulie2001
8 ай бұрын
"Whats the point of success if i cant share it with children?" Means 2 things.
@greenmarble638
8 ай бұрын
He is trying to live his dream by entering his dream phase
@industrialtraction
7 ай бұрын
Good luck bro, you can do it!
@mammalianmolasses4724
8 ай бұрын
I immediately got a Minecraft video recommended to me when the video ended.
@Luckdo
7 ай бұрын
such a heartbreaking story, i wish u luck on ur journey
@MR2car
8 ай бұрын
We all have dreams when we are kids. Some just have dreams about kids.
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