Jäger makes me think either an overenthusiastic frat boy, or somebody's German grandparents. No in between.
@StoneyBaloney69
5 ай бұрын
There's also only use me blade I'm sure that guy helps keep them in business
@thestone8187
5 ай бұрын
My mom and dad used to drink it before I was even a thought but they only drank it because my mom thought my dad loved it and my dad thought she loved it so they’d both force down shots of it at the bar till he said “I can’t believe you like this shit” to which she replied “Wdym I think it’s disgusting”. Idk why I’m telling you funny story I guess
@juc3eoncs32
5 ай бұрын
Right lol, I’m country and I drink grey goose
@lyserggic
5 ай бұрын
@@juc3eoncs32 its almost like this is a joke for content
@AllStarJD
5 ай бұрын
Then there's my misanthropic ,extremely alcoholic friend with childhood trauma who inhales the stuff.
@CancerExl
4 ай бұрын
The Hennessy and Grey Goose is spot on 😂
@jwoz8517
4 ай бұрын
You grew up in the streets aka Black people
@ZiggyZell
4 ай бұрын
Took the words right out my mouth 😂😂
@Geor_546
4 ай бұрын
Where is Johnny walker doe?! That’s how you know it’s a real man’s drink😂
@nicomontoya743
4 ай бұрын
Fact
@Leo-Bluez
4 ай бұрын
The grey goose...
@Gewalt1984
4 ай бұрын
For Smirnoff: “You're 14, about to make the worst decision possible, and about to mix an unholy concoction with all the booze in the house you could find so your parents don't find out.”
@how775
2 ай бұрын
Spot on
@wesleyballard6217
2 ай бұрын
Me growing up
@abellopez.
2 ай бұрын
Cuervo is the 16-year old let's try tequila worst idea ever. Ever.
@abellopez.
2 ай бұрын
Just stick with liquor before beer, in the clear mantra
@michaellang-uc8gg
Ай бұрын
Make you wake up in your parents car ass drink
@donediditagainj4991
5 ай бұрын
I feel attacked at the Hennessy statement I think I need a lawyer 😭😭
@rachetCD
5 ай бұрын
idk why it's such a hood thing to drink Henny 😂 there's so much more out there
@Genes-hb7jo
4 ай бұрын
Don't be skirred to try out new drinks. I always tell people that they're way better cognacs than Henny. Or dwell into certain whiskys.
@bobross4616
4 ай бұрын
Its actually good. Way better than other typical Liquor. I'm not really much of a whiskey guy, but its definitely one of the better ones i've had.
@Controllerbreaker
4 ай бұрын
Fake gangster
@Controllerbreaker
4 ай бұрын
@whiteboywithanipod7708 fake
@user-iw1ok9sv5e
2 ай бұрын
"You're a good guy, you've just got a little bit of sugar in your tank" chad take. No judgement, just a little ball busting.
@Coheed420
5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: grey goose made their bottles really tall so it forces stores to put it on the top shelf
@analogueoverdigital929
5 ай бұрын
And it's trash vodka.
@user-nu2by4bk7t
4 ай бұрын
@@analogueoverdigital929all vodka is trash who you kidding
@ExtremeSlaveFetish
4 ай бұрын
@@user-nu2by4bk7tThe quality of a vodka is determined by how much aftertaste it has. If a vodka has no aftertaste or flavor or even smell, then it is a good vodka
@AlexTheGreat3497
4 ай бұрын
I love vodka
@Unstrict
4 ай бұрын
@@ExtremeSlaveFetish new amsterdam gas
@michaelfrenette3044
5 ай бұрын
The fireball was spot on 😭
@jerbsherb4391
4 ай бұрын
I wasn't underage when I started but I was definitely new to drinking.
@user-uf3lw8lt5c
4 ай бұрын
Stg bro bro🎉
@maybeoptify
2 ай бұрын
@@jerbsherb4391never drinking underage is crazy
@MacenW
19 күн бұрын
@maybeoptify no it's not. It's called making the right decisions.
@jdm1671
17 күн бұрын
Literally and im having it tn
@Lonetoker1983
Жыл бұрын
Homie said little bit a sugar in the tank 😂😂😂😂lmao
@Dtxcityboy
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@squiddwizzard8850
5 ай бұрын
I've got a bit of sugar in the tank and I have never had whatever that is
@Lonetoker1983
5 ай бұрын
@@squiddwizzard8850 🤣 😂 🤣 you wild
@Calico-fw6li
5 ай бұрын
Bristish cigarette @@squiddwizzard8850
@firstnamelastname956
4 ай бұрын
Everybody is a little gay once in a while
@elijahcota2408
5 ай бұрын
“a little bit of a slimeball”😂
@ThinkHarderr
4 ай бұрын
the comment i was looking for
@bigbanddamu100
5 ай бұрын
Lol. Tht crown royal violated me so bad 😂
@Originalchili
4 ай бұрын
I think I dodged a bullet, I drink crown apple not peach lol
@miguelindonesia3076
2 ай бұрын
@@Originalchilifr
@haleydubz
4 ай бұрын
Bruhhh why is this so accurate, I was waiting for the Bacardi 😂
@Andino.
7 ай бұрын
Dude did Hennessey dirty😂
@aburningbear3138
5 ай бұрын
All facts though 🏀 😂
@elevatedgame3016
5 ай бұрын
I personally felt attacked 😭😂😂
@topshottadondada
5 ай бұрын
@@aburningbear3138the basketball emoji is crazyyyyy 😂😂😂
@didisaythat4230
5 ай бұрын
It was completely inaccurate.
@Andino.
5 ай бұрын
@@didisaythat4230 no it wasn't
@derekjohnson3954
5 ай бұрын
I feel personally attacked with the Jose Cuervo one 😭
@cewlgeechigod348
4 ай бұрын
The Henny one is HILARIOUS 😭😭
@berrygames6631
9 ай бұрын
The fireball one is so true
@Zizoujr11
7 ай бұрын
Only weird motherf***ers drink fireball
@jayloncorbett2922
5 ай бұрын
Bull
@syr6041
4 ай бұрын
I drank fireball like water in High school, cheap and sugary.@@jayloncorbett2922
@guestc142
2 ай бұрын
I specifically bought one for my 18th birthday a couple of days ago lol. Never had it either but it's funny lol
@shechshire
Ай бұрын
@@jayloncorbett2922It’s a popular liquor that’s been over marketed or shown on commercials like Smirnoff so consequently it became very popular with minors that want to drink & of course wanna be cool & drink the popular liquor. Try asking a minor what Remy Martin & they have no idea.
@Bbb-112
5 ай бұрын
The crown royal peach perfectly described my uncle lmao
@dannyboy768
5 ай бұрын
Jim Bean one is soo true. i love Jim Bean ❤
@kona702
4 ай бұрын
Same..my fav!
@HHRnBcin
5 ай бұрын
Hennessy! He hit the nail on the head 😂
@Youtsey03
7 ай бұрын
Jager always makes me wake up in someone’s yard
@Brandenuzis
6 ай бұрын
Last time I had jager I pissed in a police car and got arrested for indecent exposure lol had my ass speaking German
@minhnguyen5888
5 ай бұрын
Jager is kinda too light for my taste. He's completely true about Tequilla though, a couple of shots and slices of lime and you're ready to down the whole bottle.
@DJRobbieTroncoRemix
5 ай бұрын
very true I know cuz it really happent to me
@naro6477
5 ай бұрын
Figure it out dude.
@fish578
5 ай бұрын
That’s not jager, that’s alcoholism
@EEEEEEEEmma
11 ай бұрын
*Me drinking fireball whiskey* My identity has been compromised.
@Miki_big_red_machine
6 ай бұрын
Same here at 15
@susanegley4149
6 ай бұрын
I'm 49 having fireball in my hot cocoa. 😂
@Yehhbb
5 ай бұрын
Future AA member drinking fireball
@TacoTaco901
5 ай бұрын
@@Miki_big_red_machineno frfr
@BigCatSwox
5 ай бұрын
@@susanegley4149almost barfing reading that
@MohnishShende
6 ай бұрын
Jäger: German grandmother who likes to have a little sip before sleep.
@raecarta118
4 ай бұрын
Jack Daniel's: You snort cocaine and binge drink for days. I know because I've been there for 10 plus years 😔
@heretic-7444
4 ай бұрын
The Jim one was spot on lol.
@JohnnySteppa
7 ай бұрын
As a grey goose enthusiast, I can’t disagree. I am absolutely a slimer😈🥴😂
@Skelterbane69
6 ай бұрын
Same. I bought it for the bottle and then found out it tastes better than all other vodkas.
@lemonmane69
5 ай бұрын
@@Skelterbane69 vodka isn't supposed to taste like anything. Unless it's flavoured of course.
@Skelterbane69
5 ай бұрын
@@lemonmane69 Well lemme tell ya that all vodkas I've taste, which is many, taste like acidic vomit. Grey goose, just a little less so.
@HenshinFanatic
Күн бұрын
Grey Goose is overpriced, overmarketed trash. Hell it's made by the French! Like hell they'd know how to make a good vodka. For good vodka you need the nationality of origin, Polish. Chopin and Belvedere being the créme de la créme among Polish vodkas.
@Dushanesully
5 ай бұрын
I was waiting on that Hennessy and bro got it right wtf 😂
@JRKing-nm7fi
5 ай бұрын
I hate to admit but yea 😅
@Originalchili
4 ай бұрын
Yea allt of rappers drink it and popularized it years ago, personally I think courvoisier is pretty similar and you will save a few bucks
@jimmytwo-times4394
Ай бұрын
“A little bit of a slimeball” lmao
@davidsantillan7785
4 ай бұрын
Hennessy was to accurate 😂
@Ithot213
Жыл бұрын
I like how the only liquor the says 'You drink' is Jack Daniels
@eddienash2152
5 ай бұрын
You just gotta little sugar in your tank 😭😭😭
@DickAlexander-3412
4 ай бұрын
I feel attacked with the Hennessy 🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂😂
@ToneStevens
4 ай бұрын
That Henn statement was on point!! 😂😂😂
@luccas2832
Жыл бұрын
lmao this true ash
@BlrrrdFa
5 ай бұрын
Thats facts.. im a mix of jager hennessy and daniels.. and thats pretty accurate
@tannermurphy1157
23 күн бұрын
I was expecting you to fail, but as I stare at the empty bottle of Jose on my coffee table you hit the nail right on the head
@dvsh7168
5 ай бұрын
He was spot on about the Hennessy my cousin fits that exact description lmao😂
@EUROPAONTOP
5 ай бұрын
Currently 16 love the Jager drinking it rn actually. I started drinking it at 13 gotta love being from Eastern Europe lol
@sotou.3481
5 ай бұрын
How you get it
@chins.
5 ай бұрын
Wow, starting your journey to alcoholism before you can even legally drive. Impressive. AA any % speedrun
@lazymuthafkr9921
5 ай бұрын
Nothing about that is cool brother man
@user-lw2xw9nz1y
5 ай бұрын
13 is crazy I hadn’t even had my growth spurt yet but by 15 I was drinking heavy.
@ghostfrieza2904
5 ай бұрын
Started when I was 12 here in the US. And yes I am very proud of myself
@TanMann23
4 ай бұрын
i’m glad the 99 enjoyers have been spared
@Originalchili
4 ай бұрын
Aka alcoholics 😂
@TanMann23
4 ай бұрын
@@Originalchili yes sir 😂
@Sneakybear22
4 ай бұрын
" You're low on cash" Bro had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@UncleRisky
4 ай бұрын
Bruh the Hennessy bit felt like a personal attack😂
@garrett3698
Жыл бұрын
Well, I feel good about me and my jåger.
@Popcorx
10 ай бұрын
What does it even taste like
@garrett3698
9 ай бұрын
@@Popcorx licorice and bad choices
@tsoii
5 ай бұрын
Jäger not jåger å and ä are completely different letters
@339gabriel
Жыл бұрын
The Bacardi description applies to crown royal drinkers
@darriusslater3897
10 ай бұрын
Facts
@chrisb4859
9 ай бұрын
No, Crown Royal drinkers are dads with 3 kids who should be divorced but aren't (speaking from experience)
@339gabriel
9 ай бұрын
@@chrisb4859 Keep fighting the good fight brother. Do what’s Best for your family
@Droid6689
8 ай бұрын
@@chrisb4859Implying they were married
@LowEndPCGamer100
7 ай бұрын
It most certainly does NOT!
@Mtoutdoorsman
4 ай бұрын
Fireball is so true ain’t had a drink of that shit since highschool, puked it up to many times 😂
@Originalchili
4 ай бұрын
It has so much sugar
@KnoxxJerz
4 ай бұрын
That Hennessy was on point for me 😂😂
@StupidDamDummy
4 ай бұрын
That fireball for underage people was damn near spot on. I remember before i turned 21 i tried to steal one from the gas station counter. The dude popped outta nowhere and caught me, he said PUT that shit back! 😂😂😂
@CupcakeDeity
11 ай бұрын
I drink anything. I like flavor though so I buy flavorful stuff if it's more affordable. Because no one drinks alcohol for the ALCOHOL flavor. We drink it to numb the pain of existence or ignore our problems till the next day. Vodka and whiskey gets the job done fine but it's expensive and tastes like ass so If I can find a good MD or Steel Reserve I get those. If not, I check for other stuff until vodka and whiskey are all I find
@jimit.4220
8 ай бұрын
No you don't drink it for the alcohol flavor, you drink it for the other flavors that are created through fermentation, distillation or aging. Probably the only reason you're saying the stuff you're saying is because you've only had cheap beer and liquor.
@CupcakeDeity
8 ай бұрын
i've had tastes of whiskys and wines worth over a hundred dollars a glass, they tasted good. But not as good as any juice or soda. Was it more COMPLEX? Sure. I give fuck all about complexity, though, in a similar fashion to how i give fuck all about art.@@jimit.4220 It aint that hard to admit most hard alcohol does not taste good. Also, the cheaper stuff has tasted better too. A watermelon flavored Steel Reserve tastes better than an 18 year Sazerac, mate, i dunno what else to tell you. You can accept it or not, no skin off my nose
@furkanbozdag8198
5 ай бұрын
You drink it because you have no faith
@CupcakeDeity
5 ай бұрын
@@furkanbozdag8198 jesus can turn water to wine so fuck you he is an alcoholic too
@pro-socialsociopath769
5 ай бұрын
I obviously don't care about the alcohol taste, but I absolutely love the burn you feel while consuming anything high-proof by itself. I looove the burn, getting tipsy is just a side-effect. I would literally drink something that doesn't even get you drunk if only it could adequately simulate the burn of something strong. :)
@Ninachristmas2024
4 ай бұрын
This is a hilarious video. I also feel informed…..times, places & people came to mind with each drink description….
@WelderVp
17 сағат бұрын
Dude, spot on. For most of these
@zacksmith5618
5 ай бұрын
After puking my guts out from Goldschläger, im sticking with the fruity drinks. I cant even chew Big Red gum without gagging.
@matthewreilly3652
5 ай бұрын
Its like hes crossed eyed but not
@Brandenuzis
5 ай бұрын
I got sick as fuck from rumple minze when I was 19 and still to this day mint anything makes me gag violently. I have to use unflavored tooth paste. Not the regular spearmint or menthol shit.
@JohnDoe-cd6ro
5 ай бұрын
What about Jameson, Wild Turkey, or Whistle Pig? Bc that's what I drink. I would be drinking that Creek Water but they don't got it around me. Shout out to the boy Wayne!
@Originalchili
4 ай бұрын
Wild turkey is like straight gasoline to me, I do like 100 proof vodka tho, but that wild turkey 101 is nuts, Jameson is good starter Irish whiskey, can't speak on whistle pig, but creekwater is good and it's the better alternative to fireball
@JohnDoe-cd6ro
4 ай бұрын
@@Originalchili Just fyi since idk if you know this or not but original Creek Water is an amazing smooth tasting 100 proof whiskey. The cinnamon version that you mentioned that's way better than Fireball is actually an offshoot of the original. It's newer. If you haven't had regular Creek Water, you gotta try it.
@derrickgardener2148
4 ай бұрын
Then your a hillbilly.... just like me bud 👍
@catalan500_8
28 күн бұрын
The Jager got me questioning this list’s legitimacy lol
@elit3j0sh12
Ай бұрын
I'm Bacardi and The Description was straight up accurate 😭🤣😭🤣
@alexanderwallace3821
9 ай бұрын
In in outta jail 😂😂😂
@Lejeron
3 ай бұрын
Drinking some jack daniels on the rocks while watching, i dont usually drink it till i’m blackout drunk, i just enjoy a glass or two of it at night and in the evenings before bed. The taste is just wonderful, you taste the barrel of wood in which it sat for awhile along with all the flavors.
@1yup13
4 ай бұрын
Ironically the first person to ever show me peach crown was in and out of jail 😂
@gilbertoescamilla1662
Жыл бұрын
Yooo I'm drinking Hennessey as we speak and he's right
@kingsharkll5545
7 ай бұрын
What u drinkin rn
@Spike84
7 ай бұрын
@@kingsharkll5545 semen
@Higinjhhg1123
9 ай бұрын
This is very accurate! Im vodka the cheap one Was Hennessy...slowly becoming ever clear 😂😂😂
@HighKing9000
4 ай бұрын
The tequila was accurate 🤣
@terrywilson1119
4 ай бұрын
That jose cuervo one was way too true 😂
@anthonyanthonymorones4226
Жыл бұрын
Are used to drink, but if I did, I will go with jack Daniels number seven and my best advice for the people out there are the boys and the girls if you do drink stay at home it’s better that way give me a thumbs up or comment
@LanguageBLOX1_Alt
4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: people can drink whatever the hell they like because it tastes good not because it isnt 'cool enough' lmao
@wafflcoptr
18 күн бұрын
Spoken like a flavored Effen drinker
@toonchi3357
Ай бұрын
That jose cuervo was spot on 😂😂
@SerV689
5 ай бұрын
That peach crown description was 110% with a 10% margin of error
@JayGuttie
4 ай бұрын
Bruh why is this shit so spot on specifically with the Jack Daniel’s & Hennessey 😂
@Trill_I_Am
5 ай бұрын
He is so right about Hennessey, plus that bottle in the background looks so good
@crazymage9636
3 ай бұрын
I like how the goose makes me hit my head and goes sleep walking.
@elevatedgame3016
5 ай бұрын
Man why you do us Hennessey drinkers like that 😭😂, All facts thou💯
@itsmikkaa
4 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOO Hennessy is so spot on. Every guy I know that ONLY drinks Hen is like that 😂 . All the guys I know that drink Jacks are the worst to be around when drunk!
@frickimiss2969
Ай бұрын
"I'm low in cash just need a cheap drink to get lit" that's me all the way 😂
@thebanditman5663
7 күн бұрын
Captain Morgan: If you're drinking before 12:00 you're not an alcoholic, you're just a pirate.
@torrentaylor8173
4 ай бұрын
Why is this so accurate 😂
@charliebaker1427
4 ай бұрын
Lmao damn i just like how smooth and not trashy tasting goose is for mixed drinks
@747_ERob
4 ай бұрын
Yea u def ona fireball 😎🙌🔥🔥
@Mellow.21
4 ай бұрын
I felt called out with that Jose Cuervo comment
@Mellow.21
4 ай бұрын
Then the henny popped up
@Akac3sh
4 ай бұрын
this is so insanely accurate
@bonlappen3000
5 ай бұрын
💀 im a country boi n im getting me a hunting license i fucking love jäger
@nevergiveup5351
4 ай бұрын
This shi actually spot on lol
@yosiyas2012
4 ай бұрын
This is the most accurate description i have heard in a while
@let6me1gun7it
4 ай бұрын
henny was a little too spot on for me lol good shit
@user-uo7gs3uk5x
4 ай бұрын
That was surprisingly accurate.
@SpeedCubeProRL
2 ай бұрын
I drink Henny and I'm just a normal ass dude LMAO
@Lendongordon
Ай бұрын
The fireball one is so true 😂
@NebMunb
4 ай бұрын
Yeah he really did a great job with the sound on this one.
@stonerplus1
4 ай бұрын
My grandfather drank a 5th of Jim Beam on the weekends!
@kellyballaro7846
4 ай бұрын
I'm 57 and although I don't do the bars anymore and haven't for years, this guy's take is spot on
@user-gv5bq9bi4z
4 ай бұрын
I consistently drank that flavored smirnoff through out high school since it was just mid. Didnt have to worry about breaking the bank but it was a hell of a lot better than Heaven and Hill Vodka. Or any other cheap vodka. Everyone would get their own bottle and get thrashed.
@jeffy-baby
4 ай бұрын
Been drinking Jack Daniel’s for decades. All facts.
@hammy857
4 ай бұрын
Yeah Crown Royal was spot on
@user-pc5cm5ek2s
2 ай бұрын
Now I know why I drink Bacardi!!🤔🤔🤔💯💯💯🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 explains all the ex's I had.
@machiavellllia
27 күн бұрын
Yukon Jack: You’re insane
@martrailevans518
4 ай бұрын
Bro on point with the henny
@sombodiHas2sayit
4 ай бұрын
i cant lie he was on point with me lmao
@taaaybands4375
4 ай бұрын
Crown royal description spot on
@RiffraffJack
5 ай бұрын
Why you need to call me out like that on they henny. LMFAO
@Stellarspace95
3 ай бұрын
Im still dazzled by fireball 😂 that shit is good
@Kingiam123
3 ай бұрын
He's not far off for most of these! 😂
@Glxckz-hw9pl
4 ай бұрын
Jim beam always be having me chillin 😂
@kevinthomas2906
4 ай бұрын
Damn right. No need to act out of character. 😂
@ronaldsmith7464
4 ай бұрын
Got a little sugar in your tank got me😂😂
@stylzeswift9705
4 ай бұрын
One word.... Remarkable....But also truthful...
@rolanddeschain6265
4 ай бұрын
Deep Eddy: you're a hardcore alcoholic, but one with dignity. There's no need to subject yourself to the horrors of New Amsterdam Apple.
@Originalchili
4 ай бұрын
I'm literally drinking Amsterdam pineapple rn, that and red berry the only ones I think are good 😂
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