Trying to convince the British Army that a sequal to this video is needed, where we drive around in Challenger 2 tanks, having trained for years in War Thunder and World of Tanks. Who knows, they might like it? Anyway, stop data brokers from exposing your personal information. Go to our sponsor aura.com/squire to get a 14-day free trial and see how much of yours is being sold!
@PORSCHE_On_Top
5 ай бұрын
As a registered member of the army’s elite tank regiment “The 12th Gaijin Regiment” I can confirm, after asking my Colonel, that you will be given our Challenger 3 prototype. Kind regards, Private Stalin
@PORSCHE_On_Top
5 ай бұрын
As a follow-up to that, I would like to confirm that you do need a minimum of 350 hours in War Thunder to command the tank. Kind Regards, Private Stalin
@Hardwarebeer
5 ай бұрын
Would be awesome, looking forward to it! Spring greetings from northern Finland :)
@mattisantanen3375
5 ай бұрын
Hey, a T-90 was destroyed by a supposed War Thunder gamer!
@kyleschneider6871
5 ай бұрын
Well, at least if they're War Thunder experts they already know all the classified details about the various vehicles after those classified documents showed up on the forums...
@Hexyann
5 ай бұрын
0:12 “oh i hate this map” sounds accurate for a gamer to say
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Was torn between that and "Man these graphics are great"
@Hexyann
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy i think it would have been equally as funny
@IsaiahRichards692
5 ай бұрын
*Proceeds to reload after shooting two rounds!* Technically, it makes more sense to constantly reload when you have unlimited ammo and enemies that know how long it takes to reload.
@williamhalsted4
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy Both. "Oh I hate this map." "Yeah, but these graphics are great!"
@wastool
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedyOr, these graphics suck.
@CelesteSDBK
5 ай бұрын
Gamers will complain how unbalanced real war is when, instead of getting the UAV, you get PTSD when you reach 5 kills.
@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559
5 ай бұрын
but they played call of duty and have drones
@changingpeopleslivesmoon2993
5 ай бұрын
Yeah the devs need to fix that
@Dacy_man
5 ай бұрын
The game is so unbalanced that the insurgents keep killing the British!
@blockybuilder101
5 ай бұрын
Haru pfp :3
@wastool
5 ай бұрын
Achievement unlocked: You have committed a war crime.
@jerryc3088
3 ай бұрын
"And then the people who play Cities Skylines will come in and rebuild it all" 😂😂😂 I guess I'm about to be called in!
@mikoto7693
19 күн бұрын
Lmao, I wonder how they would use those who play MSFS.
@jerryc3088
19 күн бұрын
@mikoto7693 probably to fly in the replacement population 😂
@og_paulsack
3 ай бұрын
I liked the medieval dude holding his gun like a blunt melee weapon
@gallaieousyehudai12
Ай бұрын
You forgot the solo gamer, the speed runner, grandpa gaming, and the modder xD
@JackParmenter
2 ай бұрын
WHAT?! where is the crazy guy that only use an RPG at point blank range???? Oh ya im not there 😂😂
@StormySky48
4 ай бұрын
9:36 Why is he making fun of Margaret Thatcher? What did she do to get his knickers in such a twist?
@ano1962
3 ай бұрын
This is just how the British army looked to US in iarq
@BigFujiLittleFilm
4 ай бұрын
RIFLEMAN, 200 METRES, FRONT
@panzertank5811
5 ай бұрын
Unrealistic there was no T-bagging
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
That's something nobody volenteered to be a part of, with me. Not sure why.
@panzertank5811
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy yeah that is strange
@copter2000
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedyAre you the top or the bottom.😮
@EnglishKiwi
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedymight have something to do with a certain someone's constant pants malfunction...
@Moeflyer6213
5 ай бұрын
I thought teabagging is in Halo multiplayer games...
@JonO387
3 ай бұрын
The best part, by far, was Private TigerAce1945 trying to go into 3rd person.
@CrashCraftLabs
3 ай бұрын
lol def got a giggle out of me
@markolysynchuk5264
2 ай бұрын
He's gonna respawn, right?
@banana360
5 ай бұрын
Hearing some British guy yell "1 v 1 ME ON RUST!" is such a magical thing.
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Real oldies play on shipment.
@_7-7-7_
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy do you remember dome? The Hooraaa as you jumped off the balcony on the inside used to send shivers down my pre-pubescent spine.
@mickieg1994
5 ай бұрын
Scrapyard was the best 1v1 map
@kilianortmann9979
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy Hell yeah, free for all, shotguns only.
@spdfatomicstructure
4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy Crash, Nuketown and Crossfire are my go-to maps
@unsuisseegare1291
5 ай бұрын
2:02 They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics, I said I had a theoretical degree in physics"
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@humgg6298
5 ай бұрын
fantastic
@Levi_o_Lusitano
5 ай бұрын
*Fantastic Approves* :D
@klipsfilmsmelbourne
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy and bunny sniper in live action
@annihilatinghalo6221
5 ай бұрын
“Welcome Aboard"
@DSToNe19and83
5 ай бұрын
“The lowest level of stds, and we are quite proud of that” lol
@americanhistorybuff3385
5 ай бұрын
Yeah that was the most polite way of saying you get no bitches.
@PhilLesh69
4 ай бұрын
Self pleasure injuries or infections count as STDs. If you don't keep your toys clean or if you put the wrong toy in the wrong hole after using it in the proper hole, well, you can get a nasty infection.
@DSToNe19and83
4 ай бұрын
@@PhilLesh69 I prefer not to know, thanks for sharing..
@albusplaustrum06
4 ай бұрын
Barrack Bunnies are near extinction after this move...
@robbietorkelsonn8509
4 ай бұрын
@@PhilLesh69 well it doesn't have the T, does it?
@DonnyThaDealer
3 ай бұрын
The problem is, in a modern war of drones these guys would probably be the scariest unit, they would indeed be an enemies highest value target.
@XDbored1
2 ай бұрын
imagine if you made a drone unit of BattleBit littlebird pilots, it would be unstoppable
@Progection
Ай бұрын
They already are: kzitem.info/news/bejne/uJ-m15l8oKyVh5g
@bigolbearthejammydodger6527
4 ай бұрын
A s a former army engineer and a gamer (even gaming content creator) and a man that runs a community of forces veteran gamers, I have to say...... This documentary was fantastic! (shared with my community, we will all appreciate the humour). Also a little FYI - the forces actually use games as training tools. I believe these days its some special variant of arma, Im old though so back in my day it was a variant of the half life/counterstrike engine along with a special version of the original total war engine for strategic discussion. In addition the UK and US and EU have adopted console pads and now touch screen as interfaces for a lot of tech, as people are already experienced with them.
@123domo8
4 ай бұрын
I think the one good thing I heard was the US recruiting gamers as drone pilots for some reason, "some" of us are better at it. Well, it is an Xbox controller...
@031Productions
4 ай бұрын
Arma 3 is the basis for LAV 6 gunnery simulators here.
@bigolbearthejammydodger6527
4 ай бұрын
@@031Productions cool thanks for letting me know! stay safe out there.
@therandomcommenter6629
3 ай бұрын
I was going to say arma would be a far more successful subsection of gamers to select rather than the COD dudes
@tateranus4365
3 ай бұрын
are any of these public? I might actually be interested (I have 2,000 hours in arma 3, 135 in squad and a few dozen in RoN) if not someone leak that shit!
@herknorth8691
5 ай бұрын
I'm old enough to remember when COD gamers first started joining up. A friend of mine went through basic with one who asked "can I carry two guns?" Much to his chagrin, they obliged him.
@justnothing8692
4 ай бұрын
Did they give him a heavy machine gun to carry around
@Kenionatus
4 ай бұрын
lol
@herknorth8691
4 ай бұрын
@@justnothing8692 Man, I hope so!
@Lazydiety
4 ай бұрын
@@justnothing8692 akimbo chopper hahaha
@TheSuperappelflap
4 ай бұрын
as soon as he got to Afghanistan, he dropped his M4 and picked up an AK47 from the ground
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
The Ministry of Defense has overlooked a potentially lethal class of warriors, until now. Gamers are set to swell the miniture ranks of the British armed forces, bringing with them anger, asthma medication and an armoury of RGB gaming equipment. Cheers to @LazerPig and @EnglishKiwi for helping us out on this one.
@wubsyman5796
5 ай бұрын
They haven't overlooked them, they simply realised gamers are just too strong. We're immune to gas/chemical warfare as we're acclimated to it. We're immune to energy weapons as the thick grease deposits covering out skin shield us. We're immune to honey traps we know to run from women. Need I go on? Gamers need to be nerfed!
@MBHpower1
5 ай бұрын
Yep I am a newbie so I still have some grinding too do though I am hoping that IRL world war drops soon its been teased for a while but they keep cancelling it the graphics look amazing though
@thomasbaker6563
5 ай бұрын
Lazer pig is ace, and English kiwi is the man for Airsoft l85/86 stuff
@ethanwashington60
5 ай бұрын
It's spelt 'Defence' in the UK mate 😉
@focuszx
5 ай бұрын
Lazer f'in Pig! Legend.
@alexblack6421
5 ай бұрын
“Lot of friends got JOBS…” That hit home…. I did thousands of hours (tours) in all theatres…. Thank us for our service…. The flashbacks , headaches and seizures I have are all from my sacrifices…. Some of us came back with IBS, others came back needing reading glasses the size of a crystal ball….. Timmy yells at everything now…. And I hate loading screens….. can’t get over them…
@groovechampion1462
4 ай бұрын
Get an SSD
@XLORDPROPL
4 ай бұрын
0:16 This kid is bunnyhopping through ivy, out middle, through our connector, THROUGH, FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR like a speed demon! :)
@Markinat0r.
Ай бұрын
"My military history hero would be" -cut off Is underrated 😂😂😂
@conorduncan5270
26 күн бұрын
I died😂😂😂
@kaiberuss
5 ай бұрын
honestly the only real world application gamers can effectively be used is defending a place, cause we're used to sitting in the same position for hours if not days on end without any sleep sustenance water going to the toilet etc. etc. etc
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Ah, that would've been a good line. Why aren't you writing this shit?
@kaiberuss
5 ай бұрын
also talking about gamers, i believe some of them have really good eyesight and even ability to discern certain objects or vehicles, because some people can actually see a fucking squirrel shit in the forest from 17 miles away discern what type of squirel it is, their eye sight and what that squirrel had to eat 10 years ago
@kaiberuss
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy because thats about all the content i can muster for atleast the upcoming 3 years
@cp1cupcake
5 ай бұрын
@@kaiberuss Don't tell the british army that they shouldn't use gamers for soldiers in every situation. I remember a case a few years ago where a soldier made the news because he got sick and tired of training through CoD (it might have been a different, unrealistic game) and started TKing because he couldn't take it seriously anymore.
@Astrosk1er
5 ай бұрын
That and drones
@FedralBI
5 ай бұрын
I had to pause for a few when the "soldier" was firing two shots out of a full mag, and dumping it to reload. A little too on the nose.
@MiketheMadness
5 ай бұрын
COD tactical reloads. Very realistic, and tactical. Honest.
@6038am
5 ай бұрын
Every cod bro in Helldivers 2
@CynicalIndulgence
4 ай бұрын
while probably intended as a nod to obsessive reloading in FPS games, in a training scenario it's actually quite plausible. You load all your mags with a few bullets, then go and practice reloading on the range.
There have been many a time when that last round in a full mag gets the kill. You know, after you hip-spray-n-pray the rest of them before finally aiming.
@sickvendetta9
3 ай бұрын
“Oh how do you do 3rd person??”**attempts to stand taller to see himself** I fucking lost it
@amzarnacht6710
4 ай бұрын
That embedded ad was f*king epic. If all ads had half as much thematic cohesion we wouldn't need to chapter skip or install blockers.
@AkweliParker
2 ай бұрын
Ball-sackians 😂
@Blink3Y3
4 ай бұрын
helldivers 2 salute followed by personal data protection is very topical.
@SquireComedy
4 ай бұрын
Certainly is.
@Wilson-AM
3 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedylol
@makkypakky
5 ай бұрын
This was so unrealistic. The drill seargent was actually nice.
@catfwish
4 ай бұрын
And the grenade kill was thrown by the victim, usually that's someone else.
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
4 ай бұрын
drill seargents are really nice people outside of their job.
@lewistivey
4 ай бұрын
one of my old Sgt Majors was one of the scariest guys on the parade square. The rest of the time he was one of the most down to earth, nicest guy ever 😂
@Interdacted
4 ай бұрын
Drill sgt's in england be like: Okay bruvs let's all take our daily tea break and get back to our training.
@djwabe3938
4 ай бұрын
He looks like Capt. Price.
@Thoran666
5 ай бұрын
4:16 "What kinda salut is that?" the best kind. After the Rimmer Salute of cause.
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
*More reliable than a garden strimmer*
@the88tench3
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner.
@dikkie1000
5 ай бұрын
@@the88tench3 And he's an excellent swimmer.
@seanrea550
4 ай бұрын
Atleast they agreed on the salute. The one thing they that was in anyway the same.
@kharn-the-betrayer
4 ай бұрын
If you play your cards right, then he just might come round for dinner
@RYUZAKILL117
Ай бұрын
4:12 “My military history hero would be…” We all know what he about to say 💀
@thebfiaid957
Ай бұрын
It had to get cut out or they gna get cancelled..... i guess you could say they were having nein of that
@goldenfiberwheat238
Ай бұрын
Rommel, I hope
@everettefuquaiv6486
27 күн бұрын
Micheal Whitman
@TOMMY-lf9is
2 ай бұрын
50,000 People used to live here, Now it's a ghost town. -Cpt.McMillan-
@skroowi8105
4 ай бұрын
With over 4k hours on HOI4, I've been heavily recruited for Brigadier General but I told them to stop calling me until they have a Field Marshal position open.
@shadowd9810
3 ай бұрын
im waiting for a military industrialist political advisor position because I have perfect factory macro but they said something about a degree.. ig global warming is a real problem
@ВладиславВладислав-и4ю
3 ай бұрын
@@shadowd9810so, you're factorio enjoyer?
@clementbianchini8651
3 ай бұрын
6 million casualties but I took 12 square miles, I am such a genius tactician I should be commander in chief of a whole coalition !
@mooqer
5 ай бұрын
0:39 BRO DID A 360 NO SCOPE IRL
@seanhendricks4705
4 ай бұрын
Just about fell out of my car.
@ConnanTheCivilized
4 ай бұрын
airhorn noises intensify That is pretty impressive, for real!
@Thesfsplayer
4 ай бұрын
OOOOOOhHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@1683clifton
4 ай бұрын
God willing that report was added in post. Flagged his whole squad irl!
@UnitedNationXScar
4 ай бұрын
I spit out my sweet roll on that one 😂😂
@panbaiye
5 ай бұрын
That 360 no scope was incredible
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
I think that jump alone qualifies me as a para. Can I have my wings now?
@panbaiye
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy yes, universally
@TM450FI
4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy you have to drink 32 Red Bulls in a 30 minutes time span and almost have an Heart Attack, like a real gamer would
@redcrafterlppa303
4 ай бұрын
The comment I was searching for
@joedufour8188
4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy The US Space Force has been watching you closely. They want to use you as their first official launch vehicle.
@claykennedy6790
3 ай бұрын
3:37 - Literally me. It's uncanny. How did they get me to film this interview when I'm across the ocean in America?
@claudebonanni6298
4 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the little turnabout at the end acknowledging the drone warfare aspect
@ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342
5 ай бұрын
Reports from the UK is that the British Army has collapsed. This before they completed their first training exercise.
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
After a large lunch?
@Hypogeal-Foundation
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy The Economy could no longer support the Expenditures!
@Onnarashi
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy The Doritos and Mountain Dew expenditures alone excede the British army's annual budget.
@Yandarval
5 ай бұрын
Nah. That was just trying to carry the uniform allotment.,,,two metres.
@harrisonnightingale6600
4 ай бұрын
Alright who ordered free for all.
@MrTrainman96
5 ай бұрын
"I love anything world war 2, and german, and anything German from world war 2. If I had to say my favorite historical figure from world war 2 it'd be-" That's exactly how those guys are
@DevGreg
4 ай бұрын
lol
@joshb8233
4 ай бұрын
Lol i could not stop laughing at that. Funny part is going through basic and now into my fourth year I can say this. Having intricate knowledge of German warfare has paid dividends when it comes to theory and application. War has not changed much, but the technology has. Ukraine has been a shit show on both sides by not learning the lesson of history. Go into a room full of gamers and ask them the deadliest weapon on the battlefield most will give tanks and artillery, the smart ones say trucks
@FuriousImp
4 ай бұрын
The question is a bit ambiguous but I get the point. Logistics is king
@CommDante
4 ай бұрын
@@FuriousImp Can't win a war on an empty stomach. Bit newer; can't shoot much without ammo. 😂
@mikropower01
4 ай бұрын
@@joshb8233 - I see this differently. This "smart" German and American generals and politicians told the Ukrainian that they have to make a Blitzkrieg, put a lot of man in one area and pull through the enemy lines. The Ukrainians tried it and failed miserabel. They had 7000 death within one day and this are only the soldiers which the Russian found at the "breakthrough" line. The ground there was full with bodies and destroyed vehicles. The "Blitzkrieg" simply do not work if the enemy know what you are doing. He can prepare the artillery and destroy the formation before it can make any damage. Today, with the possibilities to gather information and the problem that in Ukraine are a lot of people which are Russian speaking and support the Russian, it is impossible to use this tactic. But what did the German/American told to the Ukrainian? They should try it again, they must did it wrong somehow, because in Germany in 1939 it worked so well. I was in the German army, I know some good people there and many very bad/stupid people. I have seen so much problems there, so that I would not fight in this army in case of a war. To surrender would be smarter that to fight. Even with the Russian, we have seen that we killed millions of them, they came to Germany, occupied the area for a while and then they did go back. If my villager here would have created a resistance for the Russian, the only difference would be that our village would disappear from the map, because the had to break the resistance till the reach Berlin. If our politicians want this war, they can do it by their own. They can take a gun and fight. But no, if they are in danger, they would give up immediately. If the enemy is far away and the German soldiers die in the trenches, then they are total warmonger and do not care how much German soldiers die. This war in Ukraine is extremely stupid and could be prevented from happen. And the half a million death Ukrainians would be still alive. This while thing does only exist to move money, from the US citizen to the US military complex. And no, the USA did not everything that Ukraine could win this, they send them only weapons from the 80's. Compare the amount of military spending of the USA (1500 billion USD), Europe without Russia (1200 billion USD) and Russia (56 billion USD). If the North-Americans and Europe want to win this, they would win this easily, because Eu+US are overpowered compared to the Russians.
@zerokoolneo
Ай бұрын
I was an active duty Marine when COD came out. It was embarrassing when real tactics didn't work and me and some guys from my unit got beaten by 12 year olds.
@hatesthemselves8120
Ай бұрын
Aha, yeah I've tried transferring some tactics to games and it usually doesnt work, that's why I stick to games like Arma 3, Arma reforger, Squad and (after it got rebranded) Squad 44 😂
@FireGladiator
4 ай бұрын
I would like to also have seen the armored core, although I believe half of them are busy attacking the D point while the other half is leaking classified documents to increase turret rotation speed. Great video as always guys, keep it up!
@ryanpayne7707
3 ай бұрын
Gamers in air force: Watch this trick I got from Ace Combat! (rips wings off jet)
Ah, terrible sorry ol' chap. We couldn't code that in. Best we can hope for is an RNG Reincarnation but the timer on that for coming back in is the worst! 18 years normally and usually longer. Sometimes shorter with parental approval.
@lockefosho46
5 ай бұрын
@@James-bw4np Is there a cheap dlc that grants 100% reincarnation and instant respawn?
@James-bw4np
5 ай бұрын
@@lockefosho46 It is not yet funded on our side of things, though I believe the Japanese have something similar under tight lock and key right now. Something called "Isekai" and "Truck-kun" if I remember correctly. But the main problem is that you practically never end up in your original dimension. Kind of dodgy if you ask me!
@Lonovavir
5 ай бұрын
Ah, the Red Army's secret hack in WW 2.
@tba113
5 ай бұрын
That's more a question for the chaplain than the CO, really.
@JustQueeck
5 ай бұрын
I love the arma reference: "Enemy man 100m north."
@Gearparadummies
4 ай бұрын
I missed the good old "Enemy. Infantry. One click away. South". You look South and all you can see is trees. Some sight Arma NPCs have.
@tateranus4365
3 ай бұрын
@@Gearparadummies one time a AI in arma 3 spotted a tank from like 5 km away while attacking a town, it might have been using the ar-2 darter I had overhead but still!
@colstonSatterfield
4 ай бұрын
I love how in games to get steady shot you hold your breath but when you actually shoot they tell you to breath. Also when they fired 2 shots than reloaded that was a good detail. Love the video.
@Indylimburg
4 ай бұрын
What you want to do is learn to take the shot during the natural pause in your breath. I think it's easiest to do on the exhale, some people do it after inhaling, some people do it in between. The most important thing is to be consistent and do it the same way every time. The problem with holding your breath is that your brain starts losing oxygen, so it starts to increase your heart rate in order to push more oxygen, and your blood vessels in your eyes start to constrict causing you to struggle to focus and get tunnel vision.
@sunrisejackdaw1779
4 ай бұрын
@@Indylimburgit's also notable that you generally wanna tuck your barrel a little I think don't post up on the windowsill.
@sirab3ee198
4 ай бұрын
3:50 did no one noticed "the socks" ... OMG
@TheYugLife
4 ай бұрын
1:34 im getting an Austin Powers personality vibe. Just doesn't have the f#cked up teeth.
@SquireComedy
4 ай бұрын
I'll take that as a win
@warfreak8966
5 ай бұрын
2:21 Love the Arma Reference 😆
@bundaskenyer6107
5 ай бұрын
fr XD
@latch9781
5 ай бұрын
It was a very personal attack
@sety5591
5 ай бұрын
I played Project Reality once, it was challenging to spot enemies (the camo pattern) players often speak callouts like in Arma to alert squadmates about possible contacts.
@janhornak5739
5 ай бұрын
ARMA PTSD intesifies
@King.Leonidas
5 ай бұрын
yeah i understood it immediately
@tomcollins5859
5 ай бұрын
As a ex soldier got to love this great work guys.
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Cheers Tom, and thanks for the service 🍻
@HenryWest
5 ай бұрын
Having served myself, the bit with the monster energy isn't a gag; squaddies live on energy drinks, and yes, they carry it in their webbing.
@Seraphus87
4 ай бұрын
I can confirm this.
@tateranus4365
3 ай бұрын
I'd think they carry it in their packs? also some of them are moving to other ways to get their caffine like special gum...
@HenryWest
3 ай бұрын
@@tateranus4365 Your daysack is for as much pot noodles and haribo as you can fit.
@wurdleturtle1
3 ай бұрын
9:35 Is that a FALLOUT REFERENCE?
@catfwish
4 ай бұрын
0:11 - that guy obviously doesn't play helldivers.
@Hybris51129
5 ай бұрын
The one thing the British Army would be able to gain by concripting gamers is that you will have a generation of fighters that don't care about committing war crimes so long as it works and fits the "meta" of the conflict. It would make them very useful against unexpecting Middle Eastern enemies that rely on our reluctance to fight fully.
@Crunch2327
4 ай бұрын
Only thing that makes squaddies "reluctant" is the certainty of going to the glasshouse.
@LimitBreakZero
4 ай бұрын
I'm guessing the Russians are focusing their recruitment there then.
@unstable-horse
4 ай бұрын
As a middle eastern enemy I'd rather not have that!
@liammhaha
5 ай бұрын
the aiming/holding breath mechanic part at 2:12 sent me
@g3tshotheett
5 ай бұрын
Call of duty reference
@TheDennys21
4 ай бұрын
That's what always annoyed me about CoD, you can only hold your breath or sprint for a few seconds, and the shotguns are effective up to like 5 - 10 meters, anything beyond that and the shotgun shells turn into confetti.
@Nickgam_er
4 ай бұрын
@@TheDennys21only with dragon breath
@mandowarrior123
4 ай бұрын
@@TheDennys21well we are gamers.
@filmandfirearms
5 ай бұрын
Having met my fair share of younger servicemen, most of them are gamers and I could totally see one of them shouting "High Hrothgar" when being told to climb a hill, or just randomly quoting Soap
@stillcantbesilencedevennow
4 ай бұрын
100%. Our one Sgt got halo 2 sent to the sandbox by his wife so we could play when we had time.
@makeandbreakgames1791
4 ай бұрын
FOR SUPER EEEEAAAAARRRTTTHH
@danicorvin
3 ай бұрын
Rush B?
@NorthernerInSpace
4 ай бұрын
Loved the Arma 3 spotter!
@juntingiee2602
2 ай бұрын
MAN! 100 METERS! FRONT!
@Galaxy-o2e
3 ай бұрын
"One strange phenomenon we found was recruits assigned to sniper teams are more likely to take the initiative and engage in cqb while machine gunners always hid behind cover"
@cicagorio1
4 ай бұрын
The guy at 0:28, crouching and jumping on the window really got me 🤣🤣
@R4ndomUser567
4 ай бұрын
Same and also when he reloaded after every shot lol
@TheIndianaGeoff
3 ай бұрын
and the bunny hop.
@PASGT
5 ай бұрын
Is there an international legion-esque unit version of this? I would like to fill in my application as an American.
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Americans make up some of the most aggressive gamers I know, so you'd be a welcome addition to the unit.
@jackielinde7568
4 ай бұрын
Fun fact that should make you scared for the US Miliary: The US Army did contract a video game studio to create a first-person shooter to be used as a recruitment tool. Also, several branches of the US Military have sponsored various Video Game sports teams as part of their recruitment efforts.
@col.cottonhill6655
4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedyespecially the East Coast Americans. They love to talk smack.
@scornthegreat7336
5 ай бұрын
Lazerpig as the narrator is top tier!
@pilotmanpaul
5 ай бұрын
Isn't that the guy that said a Honda Jazz has more torque than a T-14 Armata and its engine design is stolen from a Tiger Porsche and got clowned on by every Tank guy in KZitem?
@mjfan653
4 ай бұрын
Given the t14 is built in a russian railcar factory, I would not doubt it. Being from eastern europe, and seeing firsthand uralvagonhuinjaad products, it sounds about right.
@pilotmanpaul
4 ай бұрын
@@mjfan653 Think about it with common sense. How will a tank that weighs about 70 tons and goes at high speeds as seen in videos have less torque than a Honda Jazz... Use common sense. Not stupid anecdotes.
@MoritzSomeone
4 ай бұрын
Every tank guy? More like every tank guy that creams himself when ivan slapps some more contact ones on a 40 jear old tank and says it is totaly Superior to every modern tank and their mother.
@leichtmeister
4 ай бұрын
@@pilotmanpaulok Vatnik
@jsealejandro06
3 ай бұрын
The arma enemy spotted thing during the sniper bit, actually made me chuckle
@incitatusrecordings473
5 ай бұрын
0:12 LMAO! The compulsive reloader! reloading every 2 shots and the other guy bunny hopping into the battle! 7:58 😂😂
@poggingmilk9452
5 ай бұрын
These soldiers look so professional with their Red Bulls, I honestly mistook them for Special Operator
@cde9952
5 ай бұрын
These operators are indeed, “special.”
@Captain_Coleslaw
5 ай бұрын
"ENEMY. MAN. 300 METERS. SOTUHWEST." 🗣️ 😂😂😂
@syntickx
5 ай бұрын
we love us some arma
@picklemasterlord
5 ай бұрын
Enemy. Man. 200 meters. North. Fast. Fast. Fast.
@atrekkiepony3567
2 ай бұрын
The Lazerpig cameo is epic
@The_Republic_of_Ireland
2 ай бұрын
Where he be?
@maxwell6881
4 ай бұрын
Least realistic part is that they have proper trigger safety.
@maccumhaill5534
5 ай бұрын
"Enemy Man 200m South East" Old Operation Flashpoint veterans salute sirs
@ApocGuy
4 ай бұрын
Flashpoint was real PITA IN MULTI. Awesome game non the less
@TheBeanhacker
4 ай бұрын
Nice, glad somebody else noticed! 🤣 Hearing that every few seconds, what a game 👍
@BrGuardian
5 ай бұрын
Wait a damn second! 2:23 I can't believe that! LMAO I hope it's a reference for the annoying bots from ARMA series! "Unknown contact - Man - 300m - Front"
@bUh9
5 ай бұрын
Nice try but you know exactly that it is
@aarnoman1088
4 ай бұрын
It sure is, see 3:45
@rustyfmj2388
5 ай бұрын
the 360 no scope really had me
@davehope9144
2 ай бұрын
The hardest part is getting a 40 year old virgin out of your basement
@Feralzen
4 ай бұрын
TigerAce1945's room is hilarious. Tub of ramen, loads of toilet paper rolls, a lonely sock on the bed. That guy's a real wanker 😂
@DewpeeSnewBa11
5 ай бұрын
the only unrealistic thing about this is no one called hacks after getting shot in the head
@tateranus4365
3 ай бұрын
in PvZ GW2 (yes it still has a playerbase and ain't entirely dead) I regularly get accused of hacking, I don't think most people realize that I have about 6,000 hours in GW2, 4,000 in GW1 and 500 in BfN, I can do solo garden ops on hard like its nothing, I normally keep the overworld difficulty on hard or crazy, the closest thing to hacks I have ever used is on PS4 there was a glitch that let you apply the same character upgrade more than once (sadly its now patched) and on my current account (yes those 10,000+ hours are over multiple accounts)
@zombieminecraft4213
3 ай бұрын
An amazing game really but sadly forgotten by many. It's nice to hear it still has a playerbase though.@@tateranus4365
@jakerolfe7689
4 ай бұрын
Thinking Lazerpigs opening voice over was a missed opportunity for something like "The elite 69th 'We Did Your Mum Regiment' of the 420th Mechanized Infantry Division" but the video is still piss funny anyway. Good work.
@elevenseven9540
5 ай бұрын
TigerAce1945 has some WILD “gamer easter eggs” in the background of his interview 😂
@StormySky48
4 ай бұрын
1:22 anyone got a translation of this Austin Powers English English?
@BlokeontheRange
4 ай бұрын
OMFG lads, this is effing brilliant! Possibly your best one yet! 😆 Even the excessively-long-but-contractually-obligated ad/promo/thang was good!😝
@crazy_adventures6326
5 ай бұрын
Us Gen-Z's would be an ideal solder. A lot of us are already depressed, so we wouldn't feel fear of dying. A good chunk of us are gamers, and since we'd sit around all day barely moving and not needing to eat food, drink water, or literally hours and hours on end, making us a good sniper. And most of us can insult people to the point of tears, so we'd be able to insult the enemy to death in the event we run out of bullets. I mean I alone would be able to fit into any role, I've been trained in: War Thunder, world of Tanks, World of Warships, World of Warplanes, PUBG, HOI3, HOI4, CS:GO, TF2, Fallout4, RISK: Global Domination, Sprocket, Star Wars: Battle Front 2, Terminator: Resistance, Rainbow Six Siege, Totally Accurate Battle Simulation, Halo: Anniversary Edition, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo 4, Halo Wars, Halo Wars 2, Halo Infinite, Robot Wars, Fortnite, Hell Let Lose, Call of Duty 3, Call of Duty: World at War, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Army of Two, Pay Day: 2, Pay Day: 3, Verdun, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, Total Tank Simulator, Cyberpunk: 2077, Men of War, Steel Crew, Pavlov, Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond, Wolfenstein: The New Order, Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, Wolfenstein: The Young Blood, Defcon, Arma, Squad, Battlefield: 5, Battlefield 1, Enlisted, Sudden Strike, and Rust. I know I'm missing a lot, but that's just off the top of my head.
@jackielinde7568
4 ай бұрын
I know my daughter's good at it. While in middle school, she would regularly play CoD and CS:GO. On one particularly fruitful day, she had head shot someone so many times, he accused her of being a 30-year-old man using a voice changer. Sadly, I think she's on the tail end of Millennials, and not a Gen Z.
@Danishazzaky412
4 ай бұрын
Tbh yes in this fantasy you gen z would be a ideal soldier. In rl though you’re dying in the first 2 seconds you get of of “spawn”
@Caesar-Cincinnatus-Americanus
4 ай бұрын
Wait until an 8 year old enemy starts trolling you
@Useless_Science
4 ай бұрын
Excuse, HOW MUCH MONEY DO U HAVE
@Louis.7493
4 ай бұрын
if only you've seen what you're up against
@rbrick3685
4 ай бұрын
So to a touch on the US side of this: I joined the military because Call of Duty piqued my interest in Firearms and such, at a technical level. So, I talked to a recruiter and went to the Navy MPs (We still call them Master-At-Arms, from the Royal Navy). I tell the young guys and kids wanting to join that if you want it because of CoD, then do it. But don't think your career, even in Special Warfare, would be like a Call of Duty campaign. Still, great video!
@darthmaul5279
3 ай бұрын
Bro, tf?
@rbrick3685
3 ай бұрын
@@darthmaul5279 No thanks
@ckr3976
4 ай бұрын
"i hate this map" 😂😂😂 got me straight away
@C3DPropShop
4 ай бұрын
Im not a gamer, nor have I ever played a war game; I was a combat engineer & airborne infantry (US) during my time though and I found the video hilarious. But this comment section, I can't tell who's serious and who's taking the piss! Anyhow, you must be doing something right to have YT dish up your video to my feed of full machining and props. 🎉
@georgemetcalf8763
5 ай бұрын
Bring in Civilization players to 10 Downing (or some backbench MP hardup for publicity, whichever comes first).
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Oooh, there's a sketch in that.
@Starjumper2821
5 ай бұрын
Perhaps the playerbase of Democracy 4 would be more fit for the job? Altough I like the idea of cities being rebuilt into hexagons.
@hti5795
5 ай бұрын
The HOI4 player can join to be the Military industrial complex
@ContagionV
5 ай бұрын
Lots of great references. Firing two shots before reloading and the one dude constantly leaning to peak out the window got me good. 😂
@sodipephilip2141
3 ай бұрын
7:56 modern warfare 1 reference, price and mctavish. nice one😄
@legolas5015
2 ай бұрын
I was searching for this comment. And MW1 was a graet game.
@rahatzaman8120
2 ай бұрын
Greatest mission ever created in COD history.
@RacingApe
4 ай бұрын
That’s an awful lot of TP near that office chair… Covid or something else nasty back on? 4:00 and single socks hanging around
@jasonbrownjourno
4 ай бұрын
Oh shit, just claimed that everyone was ignoring the single socks, you were .. quicker off the drawer
@Tommy-qc4rj
5 ай бұрын
As a longtime subscriber, this is one of your best. I love the B-Hopping, the strafeleaning, the 360 snipers, and the random skyrim dude. Keep up the good skits lads :')
@danielbechtel3872
5 ай бұрын
“I’m not camping! 1v1 me on Rust!” That’s a new one.
@Drag0nvil
4 ай бұрын
It is? Pretty sure it's referring to old toxic behavior from the original call of duty modern warfare 2. As much as I like to deny it, by now that game is quite old.
@danielbechtel3872
4 ай бұрын
@@Drag0nvil I’ve just never heard that in rust.
@Drag0nvil
4 ай бұрын
@@danielbechtel3872 think it would be something you used to hear in call of duty. Not in rust.
@danielbechtel3872
4 ай бұрын
@@Drag0nvil exactly, that’s why it’s new to hear it about rust.
@Drag0nvil
4 ай бұрын
@@danielbechtel3872 okay, just reread my initial reply. Seems like I omitted the little crucial detail there: In modern warfare 2, there was a multiplayer map called `rust` it was the smallest map with the tower in the middle. So to me saying 1v1 me in rust, does not mean 1v1 me in the game rust. But more likely something you'd hear in any cod featuring that map. Similar to 1v1 me on Nuke. So personally I don't think the reference was about Rust (the game) at all, which is why it I'd also something you'd probably never hear there.
@murisbukvic2496
5 ай бұрын
Roasting Infinite Warfare as if CoD Ghosts doesn't exist
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
Dude, I never played it. The last CoD game I played was 2011. Writing this was guesswork on that front, haha! I do however love Squad, Arma and other proper games.
@gabrielsantosbastos5257
5 ай бұрын
multiplayer of ghosts is better tho
@dabubba4603
5 ай бұрын
Let’s be honest we’d all take another ghost or infine warfare over another copy paste of modern warfare
@woodfaith
5 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy Squad is love
@WellBattle6
5 ай бұрын
@@gabrielsantosbastos5257I thought there was a map in Ghosts where by running and gunning a certain path the same player would keep respawning right in front of you so you can keep killing them.
@WinniedaaaaPooh
4 ай бұрын
3:49 Arma 3 which is actually more real than the real army 😂
@geraltzrivii3860
4 ай бұрын
2:22 Operation Flashpoint says hello
@The_germanArtist
5 ай бұрын
3:07 The Germans send helmets. Nothing more is needed.
@RHaenJarr
5 ай бұрын
2:23 the ArmA impression is absolutely spot on xD
@anglosaxon5874
5 ай бұрын
'Lt. Craphat'. lol Ah yes, remember those days!
@SquireComedy
5 ай бұрын
That's a proper inside joke.
@definitlyEgirl-safetf2
3 ай бұрын
Wait is that lazerpig in the background
@DelcoAirsoft
4 ай бұрын
Dude can you please make an Austin Powers video. You’re nearly identical to him in this video and I’m cracking up.
@timmy3822
4 ай бұрын
Lmfao X_HamsterBang69_X You knocked it out of the park with this one Squire. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Permission to yell “BRAVO!” at an annoying loud volume?
@KaizuoSilva
3 ай бұрын
Finally someone noticed lol
@wppz7691
4 ай бұрын
2:24 😂 Not the Arma 3 call out
@Arch-e2v
3 ай бұрын
fast fast fast left left left left front forward stop fast
@fidelismiles7439
5 ай бұрын
Gamers be like: "Ugh this queue SUCKS" waiting 1-2 months to go on that 2 week long FTX. "Hey Ist LT can we change game mode? We have been doing drill practice for a week already!" "How come I am already exhausted I barely dashed 50 meters!" "Why am I so good with the L1A1? Project Reality 😎" Speaks like and moves like a robot.
@vantom6194
27 күн бұрын
In Real Combat When you realize that seeing the enemy in your line of sight is a luxury When you realize that stamina is more important than just firing a rifle
@snurgumwurgum8238
4 ай бұрын
maybe stop mocking the young people you all expect to fight for you in whatever war your politicians start next after ukraine and whatever war is about to pop off in the middle east.
@Trasky_UK
5 ай бұрын
Thought this was Forces News for a moment! Bloody well done old boy
@TyphoonThunder2.0
5 ай бұрын
4:13 I think we all know what the answer to that would be 😂
@uncle7215
5 ай бұрын
Erwin Rommel
@ohenekojo2561
4 ай бұрын
@@uncle7215 exactly what I thought. It really wouldn't be anyone else.
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