No, I’m a metal head and this wansy even funny ngl but pretty cringe
@courdell7426
3 жыл бұрын
@@daniellejoiner4929 bro you can't even form a sentence wtf
@orly780
3 жыл бұрын
@@daniellejoiner4929 buttmangled
@SimonFransman
3 жыл бұрын
@@daniellejoiner4929 I take it you're new to my channel. Not being funny is probably my entire thing.
@RudyAyoub
3 жыл бұрын
This is real you cant convince me its not
@DA_MAYYA
3 жыл бұрын
Hello Ruby
@liamjose6434
3 жыл бұрын
runbybyoll youbs
@elanrhys3178
3 жыл бұрын
Well it’s easy to confuse the great metal guitarist John Patitucci and the great jazz bass player John Petrucci
@olam4642
3 жыл бұрын
And the great jazz piano player Michel Petrucciani
@elmambooz
3 жыл бұрын
@@olam4642 that's some new kind of metairony u got there
@macodacanay7966
3 жыл бұрын
@@elmambooz metal irony
@marreco6347
3 жыл бұрын
@@olam4642 and the heavy comedian John Belushi
@danielmartin6887
3 жыл бұрын
Even funnier when I realized I had read them mixed, and had to double check to see that the names were swaped. Great job.
@SuperHorseSense
3 жыл бұрын
These deepfakes are getting too realistic... for a second there, I thought that was his real voice
@JarodJesus
3 жыл бұрын
o.o
@yeeeeeeeee_e
3 жыл бұрын
Wait it isn’t
@violetmusic4145
3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say! It sounded a little mean for Michael Rosen but 🤷🏻♀️
@JonatasAdoM
3 жыл бұрын
Now I know for sure my eyes need help.
@victorroque5667
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know it was a deepfake... Damn...
@samuelebigi1313
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this deepfake is so terribly good and realistic I didn't even notice at first
@Roule_n_Scratche
3 жыл бұрын
wait WHAT???!!!
@wayfaringstranger8430
3 жыл бұрын
I knew something was off immediately with the way he kept mispronouncing jazz, but if you don't know Michael Rosen it's definitely convincing. If he had picked someone that has less distinct speaking mannerisms, it definitely would've fooled me.
@AyahuascaSage
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the back of my brain noticed something seemed "off" but I didn't realize that this was a fake. These are just going to keep getting better too.
@spacefertilizer
3 жыл бұрын
I noticed something was wrong. Didn’t sound or look natural.
@DomTze
3 жыл бұрын
@oh well It is the first moment you noticed you were fooled by a deep fake
@ranukajayawardane8547
3 жыл бұрын
I thought metal elitists are the worst. Then I got to know some Jazzheads.
@bowel_movement
3 жыл бұрын
Wait 'til you meet some classical snobs, they'll even say that their favourite orchestra is total shite because the strings used a touch too much vibrato in one passage of a piece.
@raulperez2308
3 жыл бұрын
@@bowel_movement i'm a metal guy, study piano and love jazz...i kinda feel privileged because i get to see triple the arguments in comment sections
@bowel_movement
3 жыл бұрын
@@raulperez2308 there's nothing wrong with enjoying a certain type of music, only thing I don't like is when people feel better than others for liking different music :)
@kaliciusername
3 жыл бұрын
@ that's what makes them annoying
@fbiagent9666
3 жыл бұрын
Only civilized group of music enthusiasts are the monkey warcry fans
@bananamusician
3 жыл бұрын
yesterday i hear a child playing filthy distorted guitar lick in musis shop >:( i took out sax and played bopebop and he thanked me and sold his guitar to buy saxophone and everyone in store applaud. it was a good day :DD
@adlfm
3 жыл бұрын
And the kid's name? Albert Einstein
@SimonFransman
3 жыл бұрын
BASED bopebopper
@nathansimpson2363
3 жыл бұрын
I clapped at this coment
@arghydoodles1921
3 жыл бұрын
@@adlfm based reference
@sengroagers1111
3 жыл бұрын
bopebop :DDDD
@istvanfabian881
3 жыл бұрын
"Its not a competition, but i win" Got me laughing so hard But the jazz band really acts like this at my uni
@YiaMdj
3 жыл бұрын
And rightly so, jass is the superior art OBJECTIBELY
@MegaBanne
3 жыл бұрын
@@YiaMdj Jazz is just another fucking pop genre.
@Mikehy.mp3
3 жыл бұрын
@@YiaMdj music is a subjective artform where people gravitate towards some genres over others and there are right or wrong answers :)
@cicadaboi101
3 жыл бұрын
@@MegaBanne And then the artists went absolutely insane and it got too complicated for anyone to derive any emotion except pain and confusion from it unless they too had spent 10 years learning the ins and outs of jazz.
@YiaMdj
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mikehy.mp3 I agree and this is the wrong answer.
@Rahul_1.618
3 жыл бұрын
Do metalheads ever actually criticize jazz? I've only seen them worship it tbh
@Rahul_1.618
3 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, there seems to be very little love for heavy music from "jazzers" and this is exactly what a lot of them sound like when talking about metal lol
@Kerosian1
3 жыл бұрын
we pilfer it every chance we get. And jazz has done the same thing, look at Tigran Hamasyan. Good ideas are good ideas, regardless of genre.
@SimonFransman
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rahul_1.618 I dunno, I just thought the copypasta was funny
@Spearmint22425
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rahul_1.618 I love both, but grew up with jazz longer, I was lucky to have 92 year old music teacher at the time who played with duke Ellington and Charlie Parker, the guys name was Jimmy Buchanan, anyway, when I chill I listen to we almost lost Detroit, and then wage slave when I'm taking a walk
@DavidHimmelPerforms
3 жыл бұрын
No, but as someone who grew up a die hard metal fan then got equally (if not more) into jazz later, I can say metalheads have no context as to where metal musicians exist on the musical food chain.
@davidbrislin1126
3 жыл бұрын
My genre is much better than yours. My genre can walk right through the door. With the feeling so pure, it's got you screaming back for more.
@franlovelsimic8421
3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there good sir!
@lisandroiguinis5989
3 жыл бұрын
*Clack* nice
@marius9372
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@anthonymetcalf660
3 жыл бұрын
Genre measuring contests
@ultimategeass24
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes a every famous jazz masterpiece
@BrunoNeureiter
3 жыл бұрын
When anyone says anything about the music I like:
@juliopadilla2840
3 жыл бұрын
@@benjamintoulouse7052 That's true in fact, even the greatest and best writed parragraph explaining why something is bad would not be able to win a "Well, I like it anyways"
@hardwired8009
3 жыл бұрын
@@benjamintoulouse7052 me when ppl try to talk abt music theory
@GregorasProject
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, musical opinions can really trigger me lol
@musicallystoned7489
3 жыл бұрын
Even after all the Michael Rosen YTPs i've seen growing up, I literally thought this was real for a few seconds. These are getting way too realistic.
@wolfgangamadeusmozart8015
3 жыл бұрын
Man I thought this was real, deepfakes are getting more realistic
@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210
3 жыл бұрын
@Arya Shafighian wow. this is the best and the longest sarcasm i've ever read
@Jorge78223
3 жыл бұрын
Hey mozart, you havent released a new banger in like, hundreds of years. Dont you think now would be a good time to release a new one?
@mojolama4597
3 жыл бұрын
how did you figure it was fake?
@wolfgangamadeusmozart8015
3 жыл бұрын
. Good evening, Arya! Don't worry, monsieur Arya! I didn't invent jazz, but I composed one! Listen to the last bar in my 4th movement of "A Musical Joke", I used polytonality.
@wolfgangamadeusmozart8015
3 жыл бұрын
@@mojolama4597 The movement of his head, and his head is kinda blurry than his body.
@troloosauhund8747
3 жыл бұрын
"If you play jazz, you can play anything" Never meet a jazz drummer that could play double bass well.
@tuomas3964
3 жыл бұрын
You ever heard of a guy called Dennis Chambers? He is a "fusion jazz" drummer but very proficient in the jazz side of fusion as well. Live clips of him with john scofield contain some pretty killing double bass action.
@troloosauhund8747
3 жыл бұрын
@@tuomas3964 That dude is a beast. I am not a drummer but holy shit
@mariinito8398
3 жыл бұрын
@@tuomas3964 It's quite pathetic that metalheads think that metal is the only one who play double bass. If they see jazz fusion drummers like Benny Greb, Chris Coleman or Denis Chambers they'll definitely sh1t their pants Edit : Since many people are saying Dave Weckl and Gavin Harrison, just added them to the list. Hell metalheads when they listen to Bleed by Meshuggah are like "Ohhhh that's soooo sick, that's so awesome" while Thomas is just playing hertas om the feet and a simple basic 4/4 on the hands (quarter note on hi hat & snares om backbeat). While Gavin Harrison effortlessly plays that same foot herta pattern while doing a 12/8 Afro-Cuban pattern on the ride and snare. Yeah, you already know who is superior
@joaoguerreiro52
3 жыл бұрын
Simon Phillips played with Judas Priest
@Dani-ff6gq
3 жыл бұрын
@@joaoguerreiro52 Sin After Sin is an amazing album. I also love Simon’s work in Hiromi’s Trio Project...
@hedgeearthridge6807
3 жыл бұрын
Jazz is basically Metal's great-aunt. Jazz and Blues both came from former slaves in the US. Blues eventually gave birth to Rock, and Rock gave birth to Metal!
@smartjackasswisdom1467
3 жыл бұрын
No matter the genre, elitists will always envy the geniuses.
@xBenzka
3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@OrdinaryLatvian
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jazz. The modulation is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical harmony most of the overtones will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Coltrane's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his music- his modal changes draw heavily from the Real Book, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these chords, to realise that they're not just stank- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jazz truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in John Coltrane's existential catchphrase "A Love Supreme," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jacob Collier's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a "lick" tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
@maxalaintwo3578
3 жыл бұрын
As a jazz player, if anyone I know talks about Jacob Collier or the Lick in person next to me, I'm beating them up.
@OrdinaryLatvian
3 жыл бұрын
@@maxalaintwo3578 *Beats them up in 7/4 time.*
@OrdinaryLatvian
3 жыл бұрын
@Jake R Since you made me laugh so much I'll give you some context. Look up the "To be fair" copypasta, and then you can watch this: kzitem.info/news/bejne/uqWE2mp_mJ-nn44 It's *meant* to sound like an elitist asshole talking about a cartoon, I just added some vaguely jazz-related words. You'd think the overtone pun or the lick tattoo would be a dead giveaway, lol. Then again, people like that probably exist in real life. Poe's law and all that. For the sake of your mental health, I grew up in a family of musicians and have played tons of genres (mostly classical), so the ignorant elitist jazz musician is just a character (as is most of what you'll read in Simon's comments). That said, I'll take your reaction as a compliment. Now we're both in on the joke. :)
@OrdinaryLatvian
3 жыл бұрын
@Jake R Props for not coming out guns blazing, and instead giving me the benefit of doubt. I don't think I would've done the same in your shoes.
@SpazzMatticusTheGreat
3 жыл бұрын
Fucking solid copypasta.
@enriqueespinoza8165
3 жыл бұрын
A real Metalhead respect Jazz
@damf5488
3 жыл бұрын
Yep thats me
@Metal-Possum
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a drummer. I always respected classical music a shitload more, and I hear a shitload more classical influences in the metal I've listened to over the years.
@nebroskitheraut6705
3 жыл бұрын
A real metal head respects all genre sof music, whether they like it or not.
@jasongraham4425
3 жыл бұрын
A real metal head respects metal enough to explore its roots
@TheDude8008
3 жыл бұрын
I respect classical, I've ignored jazz almost all my life
@rowanmcmichael4583
3 жыл бұрын
I've never once heard a metalhead talk shit about jazz
@smurfdadlol9135
3 жыл бұрын
Jazz elitists wish that metal heads would so they have a chance to call you unsophisticated
@lashedandscorned
3 жыл бұрын
@@smurfdadlol9135 kek
@amu.s.an_
3 жыл бұрын
read the comments my friend
@leifdohlich8653
3 жыл бұрын
I know it´s just a joke, but imagine being elitist about a subjective art form. That´s unironically very dumb
@thebenevolentsun6575
3 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@devanmallory5304
3 жыл бұрын
That’s why it’s a funny shitpost
@deftrascal1626
3 жыл бұрын
it's almost like it was a meme or something
@leifdohlich8653
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebenevolentsun6575 go and play ambient music buddha
@huh5399
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebenevolentsun6575 degen
@WhiteTreeRightful
3 жыл бұрын
If this isn't based off of a copypasta already, it needs to be one
@SimonFransman
3 жыл бұрын
Literally the first hit on Googling "Jazz copypasta"
@BATTIS94
3 жыл бұрын
One thing I see a ton is metalheads going "MeTaL iS tHe ClAsSiCaL mUsIc Of ThIs AgE" and then playing some random harmonic minor lick like "This is like Bach! Understand?"
@phillipanselmo8540
3 жыл бұрын
never heard anyone comparing metal to classical
@carlocastelli8381
3 жыл бұрын
Never heard of someone who compares Metal and Classical who doesn't say it is an inspiration, with giant humility.
@poke-champ4256
3 жыл бұрын
@@phillipanselmo8540 they get compared all the time
@9sunsjuddleponk
3 жыл бұрын
Cue: Vivaldi’s Summer 3rd mvt but on electric guitar.
@mariinito8398
3 жыл бұрын
@@phillipanselmo8540 Maybe you've never been to a prog metal community bro. The toxicity of that community is enough to rival Death Metal community
@TrumanBest
3 жыл бұрын
As a student from a conservatory, I can say with great confidence that it is absolutely ridiculous to think that when you play jazz, you can play anything. No genre is beneath any other. A lot of musicians are too busy with their egos and comparing genres. Not every jazz musician can play rock or pop as good as a pop/rock musician or vice versa. That has to do with feeling and attitude, not always technique!
@slep5039
3 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is serious or a meme, well done
@laeronym5884
3 жыл бұрын
But its easy to say The truth here: If a jazz musician attempta metal, they will play it better than If a metal player attempta jazz. (talking improv as well Ofc)
@TrumanBest
3 жыл бұрын
@@laeronym5884 I honestly think that’s where you overestimate jazz players. I knew some jazz guitar players that tried to do that, but they couldn’t pull it off because they still sounded like jazz guitarists playing metal. They sounded too precise and it wasn’t rock n roll. Both parties have to practice just as hard. I think the difference lies mostly in character and attitude. It’s in how you sound. I also know a metal guitarist who knows some jazz theory and can pull off a fine jazzy solo. But you’ll still here a metal guitar player.
@laeronym5884
3 жыл бұрын
@@TrumanBest but metal is nowhere close to being as strict in style and attitude. So i dont really know what you mean. Metal is like... Shredding and the attitude is usually hidden because its so loud and fast anyways. I have never. Ever ever listened to metal or looked at metal and thought ''damn The feels they have''. In jazz you need it. So i still dont agree with you. Jazz is harder and more wide than any other genre. You cant say that metal is even comparable because. It isnt. You wont need The theory and knowledge in metal like you do jazz.
@thebigboi5357
3 жыл бұрын
@@laeronym5884 animals as leaders is pretty damn theory heavy and each player is probably one of the best musicians of their generation But yeah, for the most part, you need less theory for metal than you do for jazz
@ryanp7782
3 жыл бұрын
I am a Jazz musician and a metalhead and I approve this message
@OvergrownWithTheMoss
3 жыл бұрын
Me too. I approve this message
@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177
3 жыл бұрын
I was confused because I have heard of this guy and I know that he only makes wholesome kids poetry, but then I noticed that it's fake. This is actually so impressive that it fooled me for a few seconds.
@comfibold
3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard a metal guitarist say bad things about jazz, though I've heard plenty of jazz fans slate Angus Young.
@gaborkrausz5402
3 жыл бұрын
But that's Angus Young, that's understandable to some extent
@kernell32bcn
3 жыл бұрын
I think he isn't talking about metal musicians, but some metal fans.
@phenix2403
3 жыл бұрын
Its a copypasta
@kernell32bcn
3 жыл бұрын
@@phenix2403 oh ok. I missed the joke then 😅
@uhh6148
3 жыл бұрын
1. AC/DC isn't a metal band 2. AC/DC sucks. Metalheads slate Angus Young too.
@penttikoivuniemi2146
3 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel conflicting emotions. Mainly because this sounds like something I might say, but if somebody else said this to me I'd get pissed off as fuck.
@YiaMdj
3 жыл бұрын
If someone else said this to me about something other than jazz like reggaeton I would assault them.
@charliecampbell6851
3 жыл бұрын
I found myself nodding along to most of it as well
@xriswolf78
3 жыл бұрын
I love metal and fusion music from Weather Report to Morbid Angel... I think Rust in Peace is the worst example for your point. That album is full of tasty music, pentatonic and exotic scales alike. Friedman playing in this is as good as anything from Metheny, Gambale, Di Meola and even Holdsworth.
@seanpanigel5494
3 жыл бұрын
I agree, excellent point here
@jordanleng204
3 жыл бұрын
It took me way too long to realize what’s actually going on here.
@theironvirus9019
3 жыл бұрын
Music taste is unique to everyone. FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!!!!
@pimpacciaturpe
3 жыл бұрын
I'm 27, played metal, then jazz and never got a Flying V. ☹️ These kids are loaded! That's their problem
@isoldmysoulnowwheresmytale6945
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what kid can afford a flying v
@dominikweber4305
3 жыл бұрын
Flying V's are kinda dumb but also kinda funny
@camilojaramillo2830
3 жыл бұрын
i can find a flying v that costs less than a metalzone
@franckmarronier130
3 жыл бұрын
whats loaded means plz
@ckorp666
3 жыл бұрын
@@franckmarronier130 RICH
@quintindanzi2631
3 жыл бұрын
this deepfake is crazy simon ggs
@shitmultiverse1404
3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and scary at the same time. I know this is all AI generated, but people could 100% fall for this, now imagine in the future
@synonymbuns7082
3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was real until I watched it a second time. 😅 Kind of scared of what can happen 5-10 years down the line.
@Consural
3 жыл бұрын
Jazz or metal...Well, why not both? * *Meshuggah riff intensifies* *
No need for an extra note. Just replace "I'm playing a minor pentatonic lick" with "I'm playing a minor eleven arpeggio".
@user-fj4sk4uj7c
3 жыл бұрын
No
@user-gi3ro9rm9k
3 жыл бұрын
Or if you superimpose it over an altered dominant you can just call it a minor pentatonic while still sounding spicy af
@burntgrass8066
3 жыл бұрын
No then it’s just the minor blues scale
@daniellejoiner4929
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@giocosovelasco
3 жыл бұрын
MICHEAL SWEARED AAAA IM SHAKING AND CRYNG RN I MICHALE WOLUD NEVER DO TGISSS
@Quantumbender1
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't. It's a deepfake video
@giocosovelasco
3 жыл бұрын
@@Quantumbender1 bruh ik its a joke lol
@GJR44
3 жыл бұрын
You guys are forgetting about the most technical and difficult genre to play Punk
@zetzo6660
3 жыл бұрын
every time someone asks if im a good guitar player I just say 'im a punk musician'
@GJR44
3 жыл бұрын
@@zetzo6660 and that already proofs that you're among the best of the best guitar players
@vengeancetube2718
3 жыл бұрын
Plucking the same string over and over is so hard I dont know how they do it honestly
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
3 жыл бұрын
Virgin Cannibal Corpse Chad Cannonball Adderly
@antoninschulz6757
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, it's the "clack, noice" guy
@vigilancebrandon3888
3 жыл бұрын
Michael Rosen
@yossirafa100
3 жыл бұрын
@@vigilancebrandon3888 Michael Rosen
@hakeemahmadjamal7403
3 жыл бұрын
He nearly died of coronavirus last year, luckily he survived
@bacicinvatteneaca
3 жыл бұрын
@@hakeemahmadjamal7403 oh dear :(
@TaylorLames
3 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@DrHotelMario
3 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Mick felt so passionately about music
@Mustang_G
3 жыл бұрын
Simple Plan was my favorite metal band. Until I heard Kenny G, then jazz changed my life forever.
@jasongraham4425
3 жыл бұрын
Damn you never had a chance
@feralcyborggaming1531
3 жыл бұрын
As a metalhead, I agree. Jazz has some crazy timing and complex scaling that blows most metal bands out of the water.
@thatoneguy6469
3 жыл бұрын
“If you can play jazz you can play anything” what about super gore nest at 264 bpm
@opethium647
3 жыл бұрын
but can they play Origin though
@muchanadziko6378
3 жыл бұрын
well, really, if you are a good jazzman, you can play anything the same can't be said for metalheads and most other genres
@sixmillionsilencedaccounts3517
3 жыл бұрын
Good luck playing Bach's 4-5 voiced fugues from Art of Fugue or Goldberg variations. I would say most average jazz piano players would sh. in their pants. You literally have to split both hands (in your brain) in half.
@honigdachs.
3 жыл бұрын
It's actually an idiocy test. If you find yourself spontaneously agreeing with the statements presented here, you hit the mark.
@LeRuseBird
3 жыл бұрын
Part of me was expecting a classic Michael Rosen sentence mix
@MuchWhittering
3 жыл бұрын
Of all the places to misuse an apostrophe, I don't think I've ever seen one put one into a verb.
@joaoguerreiro52
3 жыл бұрын
I was one of those metalheads in my teen years lol. It’s all music folks. Anyway the solution to the metal vs jazz debate is to listen to Tigran Hamasyan.
@RivieraStyx
3 жыл бұрын
Now let me introduce you to the world of psychedelic prog rock
@m.toni1776
3 жыл бұрын
i mean yeah but you cant really say that jazz by definition is more complicated or technical than metal. Metal is complicated in different ways. Although i agree that jazz, to a larger extent, is in general a more complicated musical genre, that doesn't mean that jazz as a genre is by definition more complicated. There are easy jazz compositions and there are extremely complicated jazz compositions. The same goes for metal. It all comes down to the composer, not the genre.
@sixmillionsilencedaccounts3517
3 жыл бұрын
Dance of Eternity has 120 time signature changes. Not bad for metal.
@nathanstarkey743
3 жыл бұрын
I mean shit, symphony of destruction is probably the easiest metal song to play.
@OsKarMike1306
3 жыл бұрын
Also, if anyone has the gall to tell me how intellectual jazz is, I'm just gonna show them free jazz so they can shut the fuck up. A ridiculous amount of jazz is just musicians having inside jokes and thinking something sounds neat. Giant Steps is probably the best example of musicians fucking with each other on a song, I can actually imagine Coltrane cracking up as Flanagan is just cursing under his breath.
@asmodai2025
3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanstarkey743 That title would have to go to Iron Man, Enter Sandman, or Am I Evil?.
@Symbioticism
3 жыл бұрын
But can you sweep at 300bpm?
@damf5488
3 жыл бұрын
Nah nah more like can you do super long fills and blast beats at 666 bpm just like the drummer of infant anihilator?
@hydeparkwaterdept.6554
3 жыл бұрын
Can you walk over giant steps?
@oswaldgunnifry303
3 жыл бұрын
When Jazz is criticized by anyone
@ThePoodle
3 жыл бұрын
Ez solution, shut the genre, and listen and appreciate whatever sounds good.
@wolfgangamadeusmozart8015
3 жыл бұрын
Me who makes classical music: *eats popcorn*
@shutter-chan
3 жыл бұрын
if it weren't for the distorted mouth movement I would've nearly believed this was real.
@franlovelsimic8421
3 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful. Btw, if you want some jazz-laden metal bands, highly recommend Ingurgitating Obllivion, Imperial Triumphant, Ad Nauseam, Deathspell Omega, Dodecahedron. They actually got me into jazz so maybe they will some of you as well!
@marius9372
3 жыл бұрын
Imperial Triumphant are truly awesome!
@TheAsdsdswww
3 жыл бұрын
Cynic lead me to Allan Holdsworth who lead me into the rest of jazz
@archaeorobbo
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheAsdsdswww Coevality recently came out with an instrumental album which is heavily inspired by Cynic, you may like it, it's got the fretless bass we all love...
@onerandombruh
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that, bruv!!
@franlovelsimic8421
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheAsdsdswww Meshuggah led me to Allan, funny how that works haha. Damn I should've mentioned Cynic and Atheist while at it, glad you got me covered lads
@DaTLMusic
3 жыл бұрын
So If I listen to animals as leaders what am i... a classical snob a jazz snob or a metal snob
@patrickgambill9326
3 жыл бұрын
Why the hate for Rust in Peace? Mustaine also plays natural minor rather than just minor pentatonic XD. In all seriousness, Nick Menza was a jazz drummer before he joined Megadeth (on Rust in Peace) and Marty Friedman used many exotic scales in his solos on that album.
@chebrofan
3 жыл бұрын
ikr, he could have chosen a lot of good examples for that point and instead he chose Rust In Peace, the absolute madman. Also, as a fun fact, there were jazz musicians in Megadeth since the first album came out, basically.
@gayintj6168
3 жыл бұрын
when i listen to jazz and metal:👁️👄👁️
@m4x358
3 жыл бұрын
Instant classic.
@ihsanauliarahman1057
3 жыл бұрын
People are already posting deepfakes without watermark, disclaimer, or sources. It has begun
@Vexiad
3 жыл бұрын
Hard luck metalheads, always knew you were a bit weak
@unacuentadeyoutube13
3 жыл бұрын
"People like me who actually play music" is something a jazz player would actually say
@andsalomoni
3 жыл бұрын
"It's a fact that if you can play jazz you can play anything". No, it's not true. If you want to play a genre, any genre, you have to learn it, even if you can already play jazz. Every musician who learned to play more than one genre knows it.
@gnomeam
3 жыл бұрын
It is true in some ways. Jazz as a genre can require a pretty high level of knowledge of music theory if you're composing and playing at any significant level. As a result, as long as you have knowledge of some basic structure and staples of other simpler genres, you can "fake it" if that makes sense. E.g; just knowing the basic pop chord progressions will let you improv out a pop-sounding song.
@andsalomoni
3 жыл бұрын
@@gnomeam High level knowledge of music theory and high level instrumental technique are not enough to play a music genre that you don't know. A jazz player can't play african music if he/she doesn't listen to it and practice it until he/she can FEEL it. A jazz player can't even play country blues credibly, if he/she doesn't FEEL it. I personally know a jazz guitarist (and today conservatory teacher) who in the past was rejected at a rock band audition because he didn't play with the right feel for them, in spite of any technical skills. Music goes far beyond technique and "knowledge". It's a deeper thing.
@akamaraijin6886
3 жыл бұрын
@@andsalomoni they cant feel it bcoz each genre had different feels. But they can learn how it works easily bcause in jazz, u must know music theory more than any genre. Musician who dont learn any music theory cant play another genre than his genre.
@andsalomoni
3 жыл бұрын
@@akamaraijin6886 Wrong. Most ethnic music in the world has little theoretical content, and is mostly learned orally by listening and imitation. Any musician with little musical theory knowledge can learn those musics if trained by competent keepers of those musics, or by intensively listening to them. You can learn as many genres as you want this way. And all the theory that a jazz player knows is almost useless to that aim. E.g. music theory is almost superfluous to play classic country blues. But the "blues feeling" is essential, and it is not guaranteed that a jazz musician of today has it. E.g. congolese rumba has very little music theory in it, but I challenge ANY experienced jazz player to play it credibly without a long time of thorough oral learning. The examples are countless.
@urbancohort4142
3 жыл бұрын
there is nothing musicians hate more than musicians
@archangelofcoffee922
3 жыл бұрын
Metal guitarists hate jazz? Paul Masdival and Alex Skolnick have entered the chat!
@carlocastelli8381
3 жыл бұрын
In fact, that's not true at all. There are TONS of metal subgenres and therefore metal listeners. I myself, as many of my friends thankfully, listen with joy and appreciate both the worlds. Someone who pretends to be a "true music lover" or "expert" and does not listen and appreciate at least more than one genre, or that proclaims superiority of one genre to the other in an absolute way can't be considered a truthfully source.
@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210
3 жыл бұрын
man. i thought michael rosen talk about fr and hear him cursing. until i read comments
@TheCrazyDog1234
3 жыл бұрын
is it bad that I immediately thought of someone when I saw this
@cephalicwasteland3504
3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in first fragment
@ArturScorpion
3 жыл бұрын
Jazz actually inspired Metal for doing this all instruments solo
@mj-hg3yu
3 жыл бұрын
Can you make more of this series? The comments are quite delicious and I look foward to wasting my time browsing the comments for 20 minutes again. Thanks.
@shaotonghe9188
3 жыл бұрын
These words hurt me a lot, now I'm gonna buy myself a Jackson flying V and learn jazz
@Yetipfote
3 жыл бұрын
"....and clean up your room, bucko!"
@spudeism
3 жыл бұрын
I think there's correlation with Jazz players and being pretentious wanker. In no other genre you see such elitism by its players.
@jiimmyyy
3 жыл бұрын
Metal. The metal culture is much worse for elitism.
@thomasnelson5758
3 жыл бұрын
Metal lmao
@liltito1519
3 жыл бұрын
@@jiimmyyy yes, but for different reasons
@raymiles4020
3 жыл бұрын
Stravinsky fans....
@amu.s.an_
3 жыл бұрын
yea majority of jazz players are kinda chill my dude
@NinjaBartender
Жыл бұрын
This is fucking dangerous it's like we can control a video of whoever we want like a puppet I sure hope this doesn't become the world's demise in the future
@sowhat123
3 жыл бұрын
"if you can play jazz, you can play anything". ok. now play me some hangar 18.
@OljeiKhan
3 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to butcher all 13 guitar solos and plays the riffs wrong/out of time* "ItS jAzZ -,-"
@nicolasinguanti9986
3 жыл бұрын
For like 10 seconds I thought this was real, then I hear the classic 15.ai effect on the voice, that makes it sound like you’re having a sore throat or like you’re exhaling all the air from your lungs as you speak but your lungs contain endless air so it constantly sounds like you’re exhaling.
@I3loom
3 жыл бұрын
Me, an intellectual: *laughs in Animals as Leaders*
@PsychoBiitan
3 жыл бұрын
My answer to people who say that Italy winning Eurovision this year is great thing
@Qermaq
3 жыл бұрын
When the incorrect apostrophe in the title gets criticized by a grammar warrior.... Apostrophes are basically used for contractions (omission of letters such as with "cannot" -> "can't"), for possessive nouns (real nouns, like Bob's food or the water's edge - not pronouns, as a pronoun has its possessive already built in), and for pluralizing a letter used as a letter (write a story with no e's). There's more nuance than this but there you go.
@-saladstalker-9036
3 жыл бұрын
Got told by the “ *slurp* Paa. Noice.” Guy.
@nessst.pierre2396
3 жыл бұрын
I never expected Michael Rosen to say this. 😂
@cephalicwasteland3504
3 жыл бұрын
@Theft For The Righteous that was sarcasm bro
@nicopillay4059
3 жыл бұрын
Jazz will get you a Jazzman. Metal will get you with Jasmine.
@suniscopper
3 жыл бұрын
this is almost like what i think whenever my ma blasts her rock whenever i come.. passive wrath.
@coolguyx14
3 жыл бұрын
I noticed something was up when I heard his voice was sounding a little funny
@incongruous4
3 жыл бұрын
I only listen to real metal that has heavy jazz influences with the visceral energy of metal, bands like disturbed, slipknot and babymetal.
@metallistener340
3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@SpazzMatticusTheGreat
3 жыл бұрын
Fat meme
@PsychAxE
3 жыл бұрын
Uhh
@asmodai2025
3 жыл бұрын
Poser.
@valentine3725
3 жыл бұрын
When a Metal enjoyer gets criticized by a Jazz fan.
@Ninjametal
3 жыл бұрын
They just beat them up
@mehdin7282
3 жыл бұрын
Simon I’m sorry to ask but can you continue the bebop for noobs series?
@MsPocketMonsters
3 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful Children's poem
@mrbuffwoopmusic8788
3 жыл бұрын
Just listen to music, it's simple as that. Even if something you like is controversially hated, that doesn't mean you have to hate it aswell. Just have fun, you're not going to get any satisfaction out of being molded by others opinions.
@unapinarandomdelinternet3568
3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: thats the noice guy
@user-ov7ci8tp8v
3 жыл бұрын
We all know all music is equally inferior to the true greatest jams of all time, spongebob music.
@nexttime4532
3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like an automated A.I. Reading something an automated A.I. Wrote
@odinlindeberg4624
3 жыл бұрын
Almost like a shitpost was read out by a TTS while his image is animated a la the wave of characters singing 'bakamitai'?
@nexttime4532
3 жыл бұрын
@@odinlindeberg4624 I wish I understood your language, but I accept what you're saying sir
@9sunsjuddleponk
3 жыл бұрын
Me a classical musician, every time someone says Jazz isn’t music, or is bad: 0:00 + 0:35
@ryanp7782
3 жыл бұрын
We need more classical musicians like you
@MrPepepe666
3 жыл бұрын
Actually everybody can enjoy jazz ... if you can resist the boredom
@stampfgas6464
3 жыл бұрын
ya like jazz?
@remlezar2693
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine not just enjoying music and having to make everything a pissing contest because you focus too much on genres
@DingusMcBrungus
3 жыл бұрын
If you were based like me you'd only listen to metal bands that are well versed in jazz as well, that's why I only listen to Revocation and Animals As Leaders
@frankiesangiovanni691
3 жыл бұрын
Revocation slays!
@crediblesalamander8056
3 жыл бұрын
Haken is fantastic as well.
@frankiesangiovanni691
3 жыл бұрын
@@crediblesalamander8056 You got that right!
@asmodai2025
3 жыл бұрын
What about Annihilator, Voivod, Coroner, Mekong Delta, and Watchtower?
@NMages20
3 жыл бұрын
My guitar teacher says "you don't want to learn blues. Blues is boring. I can go to a 4 hour blues concert and after 15 minutes I'm done. If you want some excitement, learn jazz because it has so many different scales and so many strange things happening in it that it takes so much dedication and time to learn." Metal players: "I play scale real fast"
@fuckundo4825
3 жыл бұрын
very accurate, I love you
@duncansalyer2999
2 жыл бұрын
Mustaine even used some jazz and Chris Poland was nuts for it
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