Who would definitely defeat John??? Give your opinion ❤️
@fordaisxxx8986
2 жыл бұрын
Me I am thanos
@tupolev.designs
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely a vehicle in the military, not like a jeep, but q full blown tank, cause that dude could still kill you with an anti tank sniper, so then a missile would be your option, but overall, these options are impractical
@SiegeTHAORPHANAGE
2 жыл бұрын
God because he just can give him a heart attac
@Hhhhhhhhhhhjhjjjjjjjjnnnnn
2 жыл бұрын
No one
@KingIcyCreamzy_YT5225
2 жыл бұрын
Ishowspeed will defeat john wick
@thelastroman7791
Жыл бұрын
God to Death: It’s not what you did that angers me so, it’s who you did it to.
@chaossoldier2351
Жыл бұрын
That should get a lot of likes 🤣😂
@steebee100xtras4
Жыл бұрын
Death: Who? The fucking nobody?
@thelastroman7791
Жыл бұрын
@@steebee100xtras4 God: That fucking nobody, was John Wick.
@Muscotty96
Жыл бұрын
Yaahh
@randomfangirl2503
Жыл бұрын
@@thelastroman7791 oh
@ClarenceGUARDIANO
5 ай бұрын
*John wick dies* Dog: call me the babayaga
@jetdude3193
Ай бұрын
LOL😂😂
@jaxionmaxomus4315
2 жыл бұрын
*Kratos’s spider senses goes off* “Someone’s going to go on a god killing rampage”
@shahanansari5821
2 жыл бұрын
Kratos: *picks up blades of chaos* and i shall join him.
@mynameisbeef4435
2 жыл бұрын
@@shahanansari5821 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheRadioDemon66666
Жыл бұрын
John Wick:why are you joining? Kratos :they killed someone I loved John Wick:I feel you
@shuanextreme
Жыл бұрын
John wick and kratos: "You killed my dog!" "You are a god i hate you!" God: "dont worry i forgive you two for what you have done" (Good ending)
@CharCharProductionsLo
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Unknown13thorder
3 ай бұрын
Thanos: (snaps) John: where’s my dog?
@alexanderwamsley5846
Ай бұрын
so that's why thanos noped out like a bitch
@RangaGangsta
Жыл бұрын
That moment when John Wick turns to Kratos
@ru_ru18
11 ай бұрын
Ahhahahahahahahah this comment deserves 800k likes😂😂😂😂
@subhrajeetmitra3681
8 ай бұрын
Gunfu will become axefu
@playingwithdimethylcadmium2766
Жыл бұрын
To kill John Wicks dog is to make fun of Josuke's hair
@Kali_70733
Жыл бұрын
GREATO DAZE !!!
@captain-mu1cd
3 ай бұрын
Consequences of both are worse than death
@mansubahmed4113
3 ай бұрын
😮 I. BEG. YOU. DON'T. DO. IT
@Insane_reaper48
2 ай бұрын
I'd rather insult josuke than John wick
@captain-mu1cd
2 ай бұрын
@@Insane_reaper48 That's what Angelo said
@ernietranter
Жыл бұрын
Kratos: hey do you wanna go On a rampage with me?
@techstaryash3490
Жыл бұрын
John wick:- 'nods'
@geekymetalhead5112
8 ай бұрын
Doomslayer: *starts casually stretching*
@VirtuoVerse-G
4 ай бұрын
@@techstaryash3490 john wick :- yeahhhhh.....
@Minted_
Ай бұрын
They're not beating God 💀
@dimension323
2 жыл бұрын
Constantine 2 plot discovered
@hellcat5411
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@Silver-Ball_Z
Жыл бұрын
john wick is sequel from contantine confirm 😅😅😅
@INC0GNIT0...
Жыл бұрын
God: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@Adam_987WxL
Жыл бұрын
Ghost 28 days John Wick slowed
@sudipamrinal
4 ай бұрын
underrated
@anandbatra290
4 ай бұрын
john wick: a soul for a soul
@Minted_
Ай бұрын
God wins
@Big-Brain-Monkey
Жыл бұрын
Dio: I KILLED YOUR DOG JONATHAN! Jonathan: It wasn't my dog. Dio: What? John Wick: Dio! Dio: S-S-Shit...
@MommyJenchinez
Жыл бұрын
Rip holmes
@Big-Brain-Monkey
Жыл бұрын
@@MommyJenchinez BUT YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.. DIO MADE A JOJO REF! S.H.I.T!
@corrinflakes9659
9 ай бұрын
It might take more pencils to take down Dio with his vampire healing factor, but I have no doubts he can pull through.
@flurp2316
9 ай бұрын
@@Big-Brain-Monkeybrain rot.
@tarnthamuaapithorn9161
6 ай бұрын
Kk
@MOAI-ju2kf
5 ай бұрын
Kratos is just mythological john wick
@frxnksisthegoat
Жыл бұрын
and that's how john wick became a bald man with a goatee with red paint and armor on his body
@patu5956
9 ай бұрын
Kratos??
@ParmKandola-h9g
6 ай бұрын
Bro turned into the go's of war😅
@mikezacharyentertainment2024
Ай бұрын
No, he doesn’t take a life, he only gives it. Only death takes life.
@nathanchetwin4309
Ай бұрын
It’s a joke dawg
@nikolapetkovic3179
19 күн бұрын
YAY NO MORE DEATH
@blazegeorge6688
18 күн бұрын
No, he doesn't give life. Only birth gives life.
@nathanchetwin4309
18 күн бұрын
@@blazegeorge6688 what?
@mikezacharyentertainment2024
18 күн бұрын
@@blazegeorge6688 No, God gives life by making a child be born. And when they grow up and die, umm…. Nvm… I can’t explain it, or idk how. But God does give life by making a child be born, but I think he creates them in his image then he makes them born. Whichever gender they are… So yahh….
@xeroxavier1464
Жыл бұрын
Kratos : I have found my brother
@crispyparrot6080
2 ай бұрын
Movie:John wick 5 John wick:😤🔫💀 (At hell) John wick:nahhhh you ain't getting rid of me that easily (Somehow kills the demons and goes to heaven) John wick:hi god God:if you kill me nothing will exist John wick:well you shouldn't have killed my dog
@Fydelop
2 жыл бұрын
God: *”are you challenging me?”*
@shahanansari5821
2 жыл бұрын
John wick: yes, now grab me a pencil
@mynameisbeef4435
2 жыл бұрын
@@shahanansari5821 how about a pen
@deadmanx484
Жыл бұрын
Satan: wha! Jesus! Why are you in hell...... Noah: a pencil! A fucking pencil 🥹🥹🥹
@quietkid5689
Жыл бұрын
@Rush (human) How about it hank?
@omeganeoz
Жыл бұрын
"Yeah"
@jamesthomas2881
2 жыл бұрын
God knows to bring him back and make both of them immortal
@wyattmcintosh6584
Жыл бұрын
Seems like technoblade has a new person that will help technoblade take over heaven lol
@gusbruhh-z3j
10 ай бұрын
Don't say that techno will take over heaven, it's a disrespect even If you don't believe it
@wyattmcintosh6584
10 ай бұрын
Ok sorry if you take offense to it but I'll make jokes if i want to if it offends you than why do you bother to try and stop me it's like when some vegans get offended when seem of us eat meat are we gonna change after they say something no because it's what we always have done and a lot of people might laugh at offensive comment it's what most people do now and mostly their jokes they don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings it just something that some people will laugh at
@Ilovetohwaktofemboyscheekes
5 ай бұрын
Womp womp @@gusbruhh-z3j
@Ilovetohwaktofemboyscheekes
5 ай бұрын
@@wyattmcintosh6584what are you yapping about
@goldberg91
5 ай бұрын
@@gusbruhh-z3j dude techno said it himself, calm down
@JaGotSwagg
Ай бұрын
John Wick turned into The DoomSlayer
@preetsigaming6589
4 ай бұрын
God "sh't i have to destroy all pen in the world" John wick "you forgot pencil"
@5rj655
2 жыл бұрын
REMEMBER AND ONLY REMEMBER ONE THING NEVER KILL HIS FU*K DOG
@rgmoney14101994
Жыл бұрын
Fuc*ing **
@beamngwhistlindiesel
3 ай бұрын
His what dog? 😳
@Buff_Pitbull
15 күн бұрын
@@beamngwhistlindieselfr 💀
@detective3424
3 ай бұрын
And thats how that dog gain immortality
@MrfishyVR-130
Ай бұрын
Kratos giving John wick advise💀
@Smokey210
4 ай бұрын
Kratos: "Yo John did you say God?" John: "Yeah" Kratos: "I got this lil bro."
@ayishasabitha2698
7 ай бұрын
John wicks new name be like John kratos
@DWEEB-FIX
19 күн бұрын
Congrats, now John Wick is a JRPG protagonist
@Gamex-Frontiers
4 ай бұрын
God is now in trouble with John Wick for sure. 😂😂😂😂
@wolfheart7003
3 ай бұрын
Bros about to go Winchester on God
@perrymelenhorst6941
2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THESE, MY GUY. don't listen to the people who say your a copy, it's called a trend.
@Starfishvk
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you ❤️.. I'll give my best to entertain you guys
@perrymelenhorst6941
Жыл бұрын
@Afiany__Arkoasnow this was a year ago
@Jacob_France
2 ай бұрын
Bro bouta come back for john wick 8
@jimpickenscult1378
Күн бұрын
John's about to go full Constantine on god
@TheFNaFer468
3 ай бұрын
"Everything has a cost" Famous last words
@Sekijo-lo4ws
3 ай бұрын
so john wick was reincarnated as kratos
@harveyoctavio3646
Ай бұрын
The time John Wick went god mode
@spencermarshall3734
4 ай бұрын
God kills John Wick’s dog: John Wick somehow kills God
@Megumi_pogi_21
4 ай бұрын
Impossible, god cannot die god could kill him instantly
@spencermarshall3734
4 ай бұрын
You kinda just ruined the joke and yeah
@kylerpohlman1437
4 ай бұрын
@@spencermarshall3734 the amount of religious people who had the joke just fly over their heads is crazy
@BasedCroatia
3 ай бұрын
@@kylerpohlman1437We understand it’s a “joke” but it’s blasphemous to even be thinking about it
@Aditya-kx4sc
4 ай бұрын
He don't has fear to enter in hell😂
@lemao2222
Ай бұрын
Given how Keanu Reeves was once John Constantine and basically the Messiah in The Matrix, I hope God helps himself.
@yosef835
8 ай бұрын
John bouta call kratos
@francismiguelhernandez5609
3 ай бұрын
bros gonna fight all of the angels until he reaches god💀
@Zomboik
Жыл бұрын
Death: *nervous laugh* yees it was god not me.
@andrewbeck990
Жыл бұрын
Jesus: Johnathan, this is the reality of which life here isnt forever. Your dog is in eternity and you will one day reunite together. John Wick: but my dog is dead... so did You kill him? Jesus: I can't do wrongings- and no, I did not kill your dog. Nobody did. They lived a long life. John Wick: so You killed my dog- Jesus: I just told you-
@Hypr12
10 ай бұрын
john: pencil. now.
@sumitbasu3809
4 ай бұрын
God hears boss music Battle between two legends
@Wraith.o-o
4 ай бұрын
Mr. Wick about to be DoomSlayer
@drippylightbulb4634
5 ай бұрын
John Wick before his next mission: 😡🔫 I WILL DO WHAT I MUST!!
@darkreflection9087
7 ай бұрын
John Wick about to go Kratos mode on them
@Donttry286
5 ай бұрын
John wick went from I need a ride to I need a gun
@Cool_Stuff_haha
4 ай бұрын
Imagine if beerus trained John Wick 💀
@bloxingster
5 ай бұрын
God: REAPER RESURRECT HES DOG BEFORE HE KILLS US 👹
@Cyb_be_Chillin
Жыл бұрын
Chad:- Write that down! Write that down!
@rococoblue
5 ай бұрын
😂 OH boy here we go again.. resurrection pun intended.😂
@Toxic_Dominat810
2 ай бұрын
Men can fight gods. Remember; Jacob held GOD HIMSELF in a chokehold ALL NIGHT WITH A DISLOCATED HIP. GOD SURRENDERED!!
@lucifermorning9383
3 ай бұрын
The only human God and the devil agreed to create together
@jakystapp4507
6 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t be surprised if he somehow found a way.
@SparshMukherjee
3 ай бұрын
Imagine : John wick is coming after gods to take revenge and kratos is waiting for him 💀💀💀💀
@rfytshorts
Жыл бұрын
JOHN THE GOD BUTCHER 😂
@Movieclouds-um5ju
10 ай бұрын
John wick 5 : God mode On
@Stealthy_Doge
2 ай бұрын
Bro takes the elevator from hell the penthouse level
@MONOEDITZ75
11 ай бұрын
God: "oh theres someone at the gates . Johnwick: puts on red face paint and picks up the god killer nineteens .
@legoguy1506
5 ай бұрын
John wick bout a turn into kratos
@grainedleader7594
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO THE REACTION IN YOUR FACE WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS LOL
@JayceMacgregor
8 ай бұрын
John Wick 5: John gets everyone together from past films and takes the fight to god 😂
@davidgoggins2.0
11 ай бұрын
Bros gonna turn from jhon wick to kratos
@ChessPlayerbeginer
2 ай бұрын
John wick: well, if that's so.....then it's ok..I'll just go qnd sleep😂😂
@JohnFeldman-ss8jo
3 ай бұрын
Well, he would meet his dog again in heaven.
@racumihai215
Жыл бұрын
"He once killed god with a pencil , a fucking pencil"
@the-quiver
8 ай бұрын
Ngl that's a shitty friend, there is no worst thing to say to someone griefing
@itscloudman
8 ай бұрын
John wick become God of war after that
@isuck2.0welcometohell
11 ай бұрын
???:who are you? john wick:I am John wick, and you are? Krato:I am the God Of War and my name is Kratos, and i came to help you
@Mr.CloverGTAG
4 ай бұрын
Imagine John wick offing himself just to oof god
@mercedescamacho3167
3 ай бұрын
Thats when death realized he can do nothing and will do nothing because there is no stopping him even with a pencil especially when its sharpened
@Bluecrow383
6 ай бұрын
Here's Jonny! 😂
@yourlocalwexican
6 ай бұрын
God: fuck I accidentally created Kratos Zeus: Well you're dead God: how tf are you here Zeus Im pretty sure I never created you Zeus: Magic John wick: GOOOOOD get your ass over here Kratos: ZEUUUUUS Zeus and God: Well shit
@RobloxGamer0323
2 ай бұрын
Even god got scared when he got snitched in😭😭😭
@Son_goku-y7v
3 ай бұрын
God: *snaps his fingers* John Wick: oh shi-
@gooberuploadsinc
5 ай бұрын
bro finna pull a Pimble 9 (Just pretend you get it.)
@dominikakratochvil860
Ай бұрын
You forgot the part, there panicked God runs away 😂
@TBMLeader_GT
Ай бұрын
Nah god will win the fight
@sid_edits4928
Жыл бұрын
KRATOS and jhon wick coming to kill gods
@kassukazi
Ай бұрын
After this god gives John wick immortality just to avoid him
@Tinytownminingcompany-e6c
Ай бұрын
God: oh… oh shi- John: hi :)
@hectorguy5687
Жыл бұрын
Shaggy laughs at the thought John Wick can kill him. John is only strong enough to kill Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy.
@sadsatisfying6942
Жыл бұрын
this is why we dont watch too much tiktok
@hectorguy5687
Жыл бұрын
@@sadsatisfying6942 Who said I watch TikTok
@sadsatisfying6942
Жыл бұрын
@@hectorguy5687 "Shaggy is god"
@ivanyongtzefeng1337
2 ай бұрын
God:First techno,now john wick!?
@IsaiahGonmei
3 ай бұрын
Bro is the new God of War
@bruhlol2744
Жыл бұрын
imagine john killing all the angels on the stairs to the gates of heaven
@e23482
Жыл бұрын
kratos vs john wick (dead dog version)
@Pipe10day
5 ай бұрын
Bro is god od war irl
@Arya_Awat1290
2 жыл бұрын
John wick dad: john I'm sorry but I accidentally killed ur dog... John wick: ur my dad but... I think ur time has come John wick dad: HONEY PUT THAT KNIFE DOW-
@logical582
Жыл бұрын
"Zeus your son has returned! I bring the destruction of Olympus!"
@Reki_Rock
Жыл бұрын
He went on a rampage since the dog was the only family left
@patu5956
9 ай бұрын
@@logical582YES
@Anique_000
Ай бұрын
Don't give him any pencils!!
@ValKS-0
3 ай бұрын
Death is bouta get john wicked
@DelphiniaDove
5 ай бұрын
God has never reincarnated a dog so fast
@Omnipulsar
3 ай бұрын
Reincarnating the dog would probably just piss John off more as it wouldn't be John's puppy coming back as reincarnation is not the same as resseruction not only that, John would then have questions to God about why his wife went tru the stuff she went tru
@dyonnnagatyman7120
4 күн бұрын
Kratos:wanna join me? Johnn wick:on what? Kratos:to kill all the gods Johnn wick:if god killed my dog then yes
@RedRabbitEntertainment
9 ай бұрын
Wick limps towards the Gates, bloodied and bruised, but he can't stop now, he's so close. A lone figure stands at the divide of the Gates, flaming sword in hand. Wick stops. "Don't do this, kid." "I can't keep turning the other cheek. First it was Gabriel, then Michael, and now Uriel *too!* " The figure, exacerbated, takes a deep breath and steadies himself, gripping his sword now with both hands, ready to lunge "I can't let you reach my father." "You'll die, and you won't be coming back again. Don't do this." Tears begin welling in the figure's eyes, his grip tightens, and with a fury he pushes his feet against the clouds, he sprints foward, screaming. John raises his hand, and with a flash the figure drops.
@familypotato2577
4 ай бұрын
God at this moment OH I FUCKED UP
@groovygames4313
3 ай бұрын
*johns dog dies naturally* *john starts shoots the sky*
@crowblessed3403
Жыл бұрын
God : yo wtf man ?
@koathekid8255
Жыл бұрын
God: why’d you throw me under the bus I thought we were friends!
@Kamblam24
27 күн бұрын
Bro wants to be kratos
@wetisdark
11 ай бұрын
John wick is going to kill god in the sequel of that movie
@S.BGamer864
Жыл бұрын
Now god give back his dog 🤣
@animalsforlife825
2 ай бұрын
GOD FUCKING RUN WHILE YOU CAN
@Diamondcipher
3 ай бұрын
God: why did you bring me into this? Death: sorry, but it was either you or me
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