When you deny being a maidenless being but it fits the situation:🗿
@darthvaydor6716
Жыл бұрын
Bro you have a thousand likes but no comments let me fix that for you
@imnobodybye236
Жыл бұрын
🗿
@frato21
Жыл бұрын
Put this foolish ambition to rest.
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
Жыл бұрын
Hmmm. Tarnished are we? No maidens?
@varicomp2073
Жыл бұрын
*Insert Margit voice* FOUL TARNISHED in search of the Elden ring Emboldened by the flames of ambition Someone must extinguish thy flame
@DonJDawson
Жыл бұрын
"...can honestly say I am not in a loving relationship with anyone" lmfao
@weterinar13
Жыл бұрын
"...you should know about..."
@georgwinter5902
Жыл бұрын
„…because if I face the truth, I don‘t love her for a long time already anyways.“ Lying to yourself…
@boebie5052
Жыл бұрын
Emphasis on loving. He got a relationship just not a loving one haha that how I interpreted it
@adeled8833
Жыл бұрын
@@georgwinter5902 Thank you im not a native speaker and couldn’t understand the idea of the whole video, and this particular joke too
@mars-jr5uu
11 ай бұрын
Hii😊
@dont_risk
Жыл бұрын
W e l l w h a t d i d i j u s t w a t c h
@nkplayz4699
Жыл бұрын
w e h a v e n o i d e a
@dont_risk
Жыл бұрын
@@nkplayz4699 O K @ . @
@shaunp9592
Жыл бұрын
I m u s t b e g e t t i n g o l d 😕
@erictheawesomest
Жыл бұрын
Art spelled with an f
@lulabelle82
Жыл бұрын
The cringest shit someone actually went to the bother of uploading to KZitem.
@gregoryrusch5347
9 ай бұрын
The Naruto run at the end 🤣🤣🤣
@INTERNERT
8 ай бұрын
yeah, I don’t,
@snomisdivad
7 ай бұрын
That's the best part
@SeanChukwuezi
6 ай бұрын
She a keeper 😅
@latter-daysaintbatman2679
6 ай бұрын
Yeah I know right.
@FreedomFinanceFun
6 ай бұрын
The best part
@mlucas5354
Жыл бұрын
"Seriously, you're so funny" "That's what I said" 😂
@boosted1461
Жыл бұрын
“i thought you were my normal heterosexual girlfriend😔😡” 💀
@AM-zh3yd
Жыл бұрын
*Naruto run*
@Sp0il3dBR4T
Жыл бұрын
@@AM-zh3yd *Naruto run x2*
@Improvshorts655
Жыл бұрын
@@Sp0il3dBR4T Naruto runx3
@walter-hartwell_white1
Жыл бұрын
@@Improvshorts655 *naruto run ×4*
@Rabbits_Wonderland
Жыл бұрын
@@walter-hartwell_white1 Naruto Run x 5
@NihonNoMajin
Жыл бұрын
In all my life never has a woman ever asked me if I was single 😅
@GarrettSuzak
Жыл бұрын
Good for you. You don’t want to say no because she’ll feel disqualified, and you don’t want to say yes because now you look like a dude with no options. Best bet? Say, I’m single on Thursday at 10am if you’d like to grab a coffee.
@chronicmelancholic
Жыл бұрын
@@GarrettSuzak that's awful advice, relationship status should be honesty disclosed to anyone trying to go after you. Or just state you're not interested.
@GarrettSuzak
Жыл бұрын
@@chronicmelancholic No chance, women will say they’re taken, yet still prostitute themselves out on social media. Women ALWAYS have a line in the water. On the same token, they will flat out lie about how many men they’ve been with. Don’t act like women are these angelic creatures; women lie about their past, men lie about their present. What I stated wasn’t even lying. It’s expressing your interest but being direct and taking the lead. You can absolutely say you’re not interested or you’re taken. The presumption is that you are interested, and giving a straight answer isn’t what she wants to hear anyway. Your solution is very NPC and leaves no mystery. Attraction doesn’t work that way.
@chronicmelancholic
Жыл бұрын
@@GarrettSuzak man, you sound so chronically online. Literally no woman or man I know irl has ever acted that way. Stop watching Joe Rogan and go ask a nice lady out, just be honest. You'll see she's nice to be around and welcomes honesty with honesty.
@GarrettSuzak
Жыл бұрын
@@chronicmelancholic Don’t think I’ve ever watched any full clip of Joe Rogan, but anyhow. I keep my options open, don’t worry about me. And they’re beautiful people with good hearts. There’s nothing dishonest about spelling out your interest in her in a more fairytale-like manner as opposed to “yes ma’am, I’m single.” You don’t have to be the same dull guy as everyone else, ending up in a sexless relationship doing mundane things because she’s the leader. She needs to feel like she’s competing for your attention and you have to take the reigns. Plain and simple..
@citizenpunx
Жыл бұрын
“SINGULARLY FOCUSSED ON MY FITNESS…ABSOLUTELY” FREAKIN KING 👑 HELL YEA 👊🏼
@pataoum
Жыл бұрын
Lemme be your 1st comment
@brendofire2084
Жыл бұрын
I’ll be the second I guess
@texanpink6998
9 ай бұрын
I'll be third
@esseyberhe6524
9 ай бұрын
ig im fourth then
@aanya._--_1
8 ай бұрын
im 5th imo
@evelyn1805
Жыл бұрын
Bro didn't lie when he said he wasn't in a loving relationship cos he's actually trying to escape a toxic one.
@afolabiadebajo6489
6 ай бұрын
Great imagination!
@jesusmartinez1358
4 ай бұрын
yes God comes first in my life,and I've have had girls showing interest in me when I was married,but I've always dodged weird anime type running people.when I want to talk to some Oddball I can always look in the mirror.everyone try to be nice to each other😅
@johnhorchler667
3 ай бұрын
Amen 🙏
@simplysteve68
Жыл бұрын
Lol the "Naruto" style of running away was hilarious. 😆😂🤣
@user-qw5uc7fr6m
4 ай бұрын
Do people actually do that? Besides cartoon characters?
@Arkenva
2 ай бұрын
@@user-qw5uc7fr6myes totally normal in Florida and nevada
@johnmelrose3774
22 күн бұрын
*Storming of area 51*
@ironiedusort
13 күн бұрын
@simplysteve68 So that's what you call it🤔I thought it was running away like a child throwing a tantrum🤣
@indra_vrtrahan
Жыл бұрын
The naruto ninja run broke my ankles 😂 Literally didnt expect that one coming
@doof3474
Жыл бұрын
same
@wagner9527
Жыл бұрын
It only need the leaf village song along with lol
@Rosetintedwater
Жыл бұрын
As a person with broken ankles, I can confirm that this was how I broke my ankles.
@loyisobooi5040
10 ай бұрын
😂same here bro came left field
@jamesmcinnis208
4 ай бұрын
"Literally"
@polaricetp
Жыл бұрын
The ending literally slayed me
@judas1523
Жыл бұрын
rip
@mistermorgan
Жыл бұрын
omamg SLAYYY!!1!
@SaulGoodmanTotallyReal
Жыл бұрын
Slayyy- wait, what the hell am I doing here?
@LiaRose69
Жыл бұрын
@ Tyler Perry hiiiiii you're hilarious! 😁😅
@Sebastian-xv1lw
Жыл бұрын
Why are you gay
@mmuller199
Жыл бұрын
This is nearly an "Al Jokes" level plot twist
@algebraicgamer4522
7 ай бұрын
This doesn't come close
@edwardsinger7644
4 ай бұрын
@@algebraicgamer4522 fair, but the Al Jokes shoutout is worth the thumb.
@peterDcontact
Жыл бұрын
The fact that someone pitched this to a group of people and they all agree to do it is crazy to me
@wiscorpio72
4 ай бұрын
A possessive boyfriend would've started the fight with him. I'm glad he didn't blame him for his girlfriend hitting on him. I wish more boyfriends of women would think it logically through.
@ruizen7996
Жыл бұрын
"I bet you have girls like me crawling all over you" Reality: 😭
@joekavanagh7171
Жыл бұрын
She's the one crawling all over him
@alessbritish228
Жыл бұрын
@The 44 Year Old Incel Interesting comment.
@nickeni3050
Жыл бұрын
I've noticed a certain thing that when a girl says something like that, they're either interested in you or probably just find you attractive
@seankenneth8622
Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought he was married guy but was unhappy with his wife and when she asked the *girl’s crawling all over him question,* I thought he was thinking about 3 daughters who are 5 year olds and who love their dad so much that they literally crawl and climb all over him.
@fantasew
Жыл бұрын
@@alessbritish228pretty sure he's being satire, plus his username. He can't be serious haha
@redmed10
Жыл бұрын
So they BOTH are prepared to cheat on their partners by pretending they are single without saying it.
@pheeku6996
Жыл бұрын
Well he is not in a relationship
@redmed10
Жыл бұрын
@@pheeku6996 Hahahaha you missed the point of the joke. Not surprising since it's a very vague and ridiculous sketch.
@georgwinter5902
Жыл бұрын
@@pheeku6996 no, he said he is not in a LOVING relationship. To read in between the lines: That‘s a loop hole so you can lie to yourself. Yeah, not in a loving relationship, because you don‘t love your partner for a long time already anyways.
@ByakuyaKB
Жыл бұрын
@@georgwinter5902 wow, eye opener, can't trust anyone at all then.
@georgwinter5902
Жыл бұрын
@@ByakuyaKB Well, in the end, that's what trust is all about I guess. Basically you can't, but you have to find that one that proves you wrong :)
@mulethedonkey2579
Жыл бұрын
Seeing a fully grown, adult in a pantsuit doing a naruto run is hilarious and endearing.
@billrobertson5895
Жыл бұрын
Seeing a grown adult know what a Naruto run is off the top of his head is disturbing and very telling.
@shadowling77777
Жыл бұрын
@@billrobertson5895 grown adults were children once, fool
@billrobertson5895
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowling77777 millennials aren’t adults they are overgrown children
@snakelegendary5602
Жыл бұрын
@@billrobertson5895 im assuming you are not a grown adult yourself then?
@billrobertson5895
Жыл бұрын
@@snakelegendary5602 I looked it up when I saw so many comments mentioning it in an attempt to discover what people thought made this funny. Didn’t find it just another typical moronic video
@rafaelandre3404
11 ай бұрын
I would PAY to see the bloopers from this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bertenheimer
Жыл бұрын
Bro dodged a bullet with that one 💀
@lawrencewalston2272
3 ай бұрын
Yup!
@idea4865
Жыл бұрын
That naruto run though.. edit: Mom im famous with just recognizing tha emote from fortnite!!
@itssplash1671
Жыл бұрын
that what I was boutta say lol.
@Underscore_M
Жыл бұрын
that part killed me
@amerrulazim9693
Жыл бұрын
That made me subscribed
@troyjollimore4100
Жыл бұрын
KEEPER! LOL! 😄
@soullessangel207
Жыл бұрын
wtf was that lmao
@swcomer
Жыл бұрын
Is she heterosexual or is she not? And why does the 2nd guy have the voice of a girl? This makes no sense to me, and it seems to be confusing others as well.
@abraxastulammo9940
2 ай бұрын
Absurdly funny😂
@turtlegamez4274
Жыл бұрын
I also love the location, they're just standing randomly on grass in a park instead of sitting on a bench or whatever. It's perfect.
@SenpaiSam
Жыл бұрын
That run caught me off guard.😂
@natescorner
4 ай бұрын
“Are you in a loving committed relationship with anyone I should know about” “I can honestly say I’m not in a loving relationship with anyone” LMFAO
@LetThatStuffGo
Жыл бұрын
The Naruto run is totally what I thought many people would do to storm Area 51 a couple of years ago... 👀😂
@KenshinPhoenix
Жыл бұрын
A few people turned up, saw what they were up against, and just stood there 😂. Hilarious and expected outcome.
@chichou7
Жыл бұрын
@@KenshinPhoenix really
@KenshinPhoenix
Жыл бұрын
@@chichou7 Yeah. A handful of people were arrested from memory lol. I'm sure the story is still out there.
@forastero54321
Жыл бұрын
The nerds are biding their time. Soon, though…soon.
@geokon3
Жыл бұрын
"Let's see dem aliens"👽👽👽
@predwards8941
Жыл бұрын
Girl: “are you single” My brain: “yo, fuck this up”
@V3nky_
Жыл бұрын
“Singularly focussed on Fitness” 😂😂🔥🔥 Hell yeah!!
@letsuploadfunthings
3 ай бұрын
omg, the weird running at the end.. 🤣
@user-qw5uc7fr6m
4 ай бұрын
Am I single? Why no. I am the Borg, one of many. My first order is to neutralize all threats. Resistance is futile.
@facethefaceandmore44
Жыл бұрын
Imagine going back in time before the internet was invented and explaining this video to someone
@BingBong67489
Жыл бұрын
I don't think you could explain it to someone today.
@M-DVD
9 ай бұрын
Well I didn't understand anything I guess I'm missing several references.
@thelittledetailscr7231
Жыл бұрын
The run is so good
@adamgonzalez9650
Жыл бұрын
Ngl I did not expect that ending
@steinvonsteinberg3589
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t see that run coming I swear 😂😂😂😂😂
@roastedmarshmallows4859
3 ай бұрын
When women ask “are you single?” That typically means she has a fat friend that has a “great personality” she wants to introduce you to
@thenannycharacter
Жыл бұрын
I can honestly say, the Naruto run sold me as you guys are my kind of people 🥰
@judasthepious1499
Жыл бұрын
please don't tell me you do that in real life..
@thenannycharacter
Жыл бұрын
@@judasthepious1499 it's more about having so many of the same similar interests really, but for fun? On occasion 😉☺️
@@jake9854 Dude, anime has been cool wayyyy before other people understood that it was cool. Gender doesn't matter
@jake9854
Жыл бұрын
@@thenannycharacter uh gender always matters, boys n girls think differently. n they think Naruto is boring n nerdy...
@omegaalfa321
Жыл бұрын
Even jokes became this complicated 😢😅😂
@Hconinja
Жыл бұрын
The plot twist was amazing!
@mett978
Ай бұрын
Can you explain it, please? I genuinely don't get it 😢
@daviedood2503
7 ай бұрын
When u say ur single they say _"OMG WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU"_ like ur SUPPOSE to have a gf while asking other chicks out or whatever 🙄 it's like being single means ur no good. But if u cheat and lie, OH I WANT THAT GUY! he totally won't do the same to me IM SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT! 😃🔥
@shanmukhsrikar
Жыл бұрын
That running tho 😂
@lulkaku
Жыл бұрын
Wtf. That Naruto dash came outta nowhere. 😂😂
@Bidoof_Fan7
Жыл бұрын
This feels like a fever dream. What the fuck did I just watch
@cjclementine434
Жыл бұрын
THE NARUTO RUN KILLED ME I’M FUCKING DEAD AND IT’S YOUR FAULT
@theyouth2000
8 күн бұрын
Lol... the ending shook me to the core. 😂
@fennec812
Жыл бұрын
I’m sick right now and chalking this one up to being a literal fever dream
@johnhorchler667
3 ай бұрын
I'm not sick so I can not agree 😜 🤪 😅
@anthonybaskette1708
Жыл бұрын
I’m going to say one thing. Based on the way she ran, he dodged a bullet right there.
@transcendent7lucidity
Жыл бұрын
If anything, the run is a positive, so you do not know what you are talking about. It is the fact that she was in an exclusive relationship, though that is stating the obvious.
@colton88
Жыл бұрын
@@transcendent7lucidity what…
@Ntmoffi
Жыл бұрын
It's like someone had a dream and then made it into a short.
@boomer2095
Жыл бұрын
Wow!,, that happened to me a couple times in my life. I tried soooo hard to be in a relationship when I was single, I jumped into relationships with the wrong girls. Then one I quit trying and relaxed and was myself, women were interested. And even though was in the wrong relationship, when a girl who I liked asked me if I was single, I stupidly said no, thinking I wanted to see where this went, and thought I might get laid. But because I initially lied at first, I finally told her the truth I hadn’t broken up yet and she dumped me
@PaulZukas
6 ай бұрын
His reaction makes perfect sense. If they're asking, they don't look anything like that.
@CZsWorld
4 ай бұрын
I love a twist ending
@alecjordan6100
Жыл бұрын
Would be absolutely hilarious if I wasn’t madly confused by the ending
@MartinZhel
Жыл бұрын
The best answer you can give to “are you single?” is “I’m not sure” 😀
@frankmerker630
Жыл бұрын
Or the Pat Bateman “I don’t know. Not really”
@glen1555
Жыл бұрын
Not now, come with me let's go for a coffee
@DavidDenmark
7 ай бұрын
Maybe. 😂
@user-qw5uc7fr6m
4 ай бұрын
I'll have to ask my mom
@thehobowizard
3 ай бұрын
“I can be.”
@VancityMerc319
22 күн бұрын
Bro the run killed me🤣
@stephenhowes8937
6 ай бұрын
I am 62 and no woman has ever asked me if I am single, at least not since my early 20s. Once you are over 60, women are no longer single. If any actually are, they are by luxury of choice, because they know there will always be suitors.
@thedude-nf1uf
Жыл бұрын
He understands the concept of a higher power. Chad energy
@chichou7
Жыл бұрын
indeed
@someone-tw3kd
Жыл бұрын
Tht goofy ahh run at the end 💀💀
@u1caa
Жыл бұрын
goofy ahh 2016 run💀💀
@PanicLedisko
Жыл бұрын
@@u1caa2016?? lol
@panzaonehunit
Жыл бұрын
The fucking run I can’t 😂
@talentunburied
Ай бұрын
Running like a RoadRunner! Keeping Silly Alive!!! Thank you!
@fcaspergerrainman
2 ай бұрын
Being an Asian guy, never have that problem of girl approaching me or ask any questions like that, but is a good thing, I can focus on bettering myself
@AnthonyNiceGuy
8 ай бұрын
That took such a weird turn! Lol
@ganbaruruu42
Жыл бұрын
The Naruto run 😭
@Queeze101
Жыл бұрын
There's so much to process.
@MAC-0
Жыл бұрын
I... Didn't expect that ending whatsoever.
@alanhoffman-mp2es
3 ай бұрын
She doesn't know how beautiful she is... Down to earth sincere and a Life Long PARTNER...😮😮😮 Richard Harrow's Partn😢😢😢
@leoskiii5860
Жыл бұрын
The Naruto run get me 💀😂
@Impassive_Bru
Жыл бұрын
Omg this person is going to make it big
@danielz1666
Жыл бұрын
I don't get what the "joke" is supposed to be. Is he ashamed to tell her he's single or does he not want to tell her he's in a relationship?
@zissler1
Жыл бұрын
He just socially awkward.
@shaolin1derpalm
Жыл бұрын
No he's avoiding admitting he has a gf.
@mett978
Ай бұрын
@@shaolin1derpalm Can you help explain the ending, please? Why did her bf (who sounded like a girl) come in and is the repetition of "heterosexual" significant?
@shaolin1derpalm
27 күн бұрын
@@mett978 I feel like they were parodying a Japanese anime, complete with bad English translation (at the end).
@kaythekillerboy6642
Ай бұрын
CM should really open up a tv show...this is too good😂
@AlexSaheli
Ай бұрын
THE WAY THEY RAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂😂
@everinghall8622
Жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, don't tell her you have a wife and 4 kids. You will never get rid of her
@SoundsSilver
Жыл бұрын
Why? Women like a man who has kids?
@Ritchie472
Жыл бұрын
Tend to chase what they can't have.
@user-qw5uc7fr6m
4 ай бұрын
And Don't! wear a ring!
@kubetail12
3 ай бұрын
@@SoundsSilverBecause being married is a huge stamp of approval to other women than your relationship material or you are safe to be around. It makes sense but it’s a little dumb.
@stephendowersakasupersteve5652
Жыл бұрын
The Naruto run at the end 😂
@ItCantGetAnyWorse
Жыл бұрын
My brain continues to rot. His video gets a thumbs up.
@madeleineprice3556
2 ай бұрын
I spit the water out of my mouth at the end 😭 genius
@8BitDeadlift
Ай бұрын
Naruto run had me rolling 🤣 😂
@dogelife7901
6 ай бұрын
Alright internet let's get you back to bed, you've done enough for today.
@PerfectPEDOFILE
Жыл бұрын
lol the run 😂
@AdamFishkin
Жыл бұрын
The ending of this thing broke my ability to form thoughts. It's like "uhhm ......... what?"
@Ryoga-Oneesan
Жыл бұрын
I could never get over with that Naruto run.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Humanhell666
4 ай бұрын
Lol I met my husband kinda like this. When we were 15 I met him while we were volunteering at an animal shelter. We walked inseparable hot dogs together lol. Anyway, I asked "do you love your girlfriend?" No response. I ask 2 more times with no response. Then I say much louder " do you have a girlfriend?!" He said "yeah". Turns out he is hard of hearing and won't wear hearing aids lol. We became friends. I respected their relationship, but he couldn't get over me and he left her. We were high school sweethearts. 14 years later we are happily married.
@pantsonfire2216
Жыл бұрын
That Naruto run just got you a sub. Well done
@TheSeptacle
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t understand the ending. What was that?
@ZacharyBob
Жыл бұрын
they subverted expectations then did the naruto run which is from an anime
@krishantaneja8316
Жыл бұрын
Naruto run
@TheSeptacle
Жыл бұрын
I got that it was a Naruto run, I just didn’t understand why they did it
@digitalis2977
Жыл бұрын
@@TheSeptacle Apparently this is what passes for Comedy these days...
@mildsoup8978
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't get it either
@aaravdalmia2362
Жыл бұрын
How many times have you watched this? Me: yes
@antoniobrasse7157
7 ай бұрын
I've lost track of the amount of times women have hitted on me that were married or in long term committed relationships. Guys, never assume you've got her on lock, especially if you lack frame, resource and status.
@daleodorito
Ай бұрын
My answer to that is usually "Have you look at me? Of course I am single!" or "I have never, ever being in a relationship with anyone ever" When actually the true actual chad answer would be "Why? Do you want to fill the vacant? Or are you just asking for a friend?"
@toshikiyoshida103
Жыл бұрын
Never let them know your next move😉
@spencercorpuz
Жыл бұрын
Can anyone please explain this entire video lol
@midnightshade32
Жыл бұрын
Seriously. I don't get it
@tylertyndal3423
Жыл бұрын
*inhales* Wut
@kyleganse4978
26 күн бұрын
The run got me lol
@sleepydragonzarinthal3533
2 ай бұрын
"I dont have a girlfriend, i just live with a woman who would be really mad if she heard me say that" -Mitch Hedberg
@K1yo_0
Жыл бұрын
The Waffle House has found its new host
@LOL10060
3 ай бұрын
The last bit when they started running and the way they started running was priceless & LOL 😂
@2380knight
Ай бұрын
"that's what i said" lmfao
@boks02_
9 ай бұрын
Throwing in the word heterosexual implies that MC is a woman, which... You go girl 💅
@otisgreer8429
3 ай бұрын
Whoever put this together must be having a reeeaaaaallll slow day.
@nathan2813
6 ай бұрын
Ah the games people play. Everyone's all running around trying to maintain the delicate balance between how they ACTUALLY feel & act and how they think OTHERS think they should feel & act! 😩😩😩 :oD
@ATG913
Ай бұрын
That ending hit me out of nowhere. I don't know what's real anymore.
@blue-xk7gj
2 ай бұрын
"Are you single? Yep. And I'm going to stay that way.
@soulassassin0g
4 ай бұрын
You can tell a guy that you like him straight up to his face and he'll be like "yeah, I get that a lot".
@Flanavision
Жыл бұрын
Just don't lie. So many people complain about others not being honest, committed, loyal and yet humans lie at the drop of a needle. Lying is for the weak and pathetic. Vae victis
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