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@rushabhshah.2768
Жыл бұрын
This was the first video that made me introduce to slappers TV(or maybe the pizza boy video could be the first one) absolute brilliant acting and script and then after sometime I got how big is it in my recommendations after that I fell in love with slappers TV.
@EricOsaer
Жыл бұрын
The way you crossed your arms reminds me of Tom Holland in the Spider-Man movies same facial expression same way you put your arms up figured I'd mention this it's pretty neat
@eaglegp2541
Жыл бұрын
Great writing to get these amazing stories
@NIGHTCRAWLERMEDIA
Жыл бұрын
Law by Mike would call this disorderly conduct. Lock em up.
@rbu2136
Жыл бұрын
That gal is crazy charismatic and striking. She should definitely be on a show.
@JackxFuego
Жыл бұрын
“That’s where you messed up, that’s a really big step” I’M FUCKING DYING FROM THAT DELIVERY BAHAHAHHA
@ianbrewer4843
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@bayscit
Жыл бұрын
no you're not
@hornedgoddess8191
Жыл бұрын
He's not wrong LOL
@JamieReynolds89
Жыл бұрын
weird, how was that worthy of crying with laughter? bizarre.
@RAMIR3Z0
Жыл бұрын
@@bayscit lol ok kid
@pabloquijadasalazar7507
Жыл бұрын
“I’m just gonna write down girlfriend, because it kinda sounds like you owe it to her” 😂
@InspireFreedom-
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@truestdude
Жыл бұрын
Wtf? Lol
@IAmThe_RA
9 ай бұрын
@TheactualclipsNot a native. What does that phrase mean?
@finnmacmanus5723
8 ай бұрын
@Theactualclipsit would still work if their actions were reversed lol
@finnmacmanus5723
8 ай бұрын
@Theactualclips it’s a joke about the fact he clearly lead her to believe they’re in a relationship to the point of meeting her parents, it’s not that deep
@gameon2000
Жыл бұрын
Her: - What are we? Him: - err, humans?
@ericolens3
Жыл бұрын
Daft Punk. Human After All
@jaromallphin3615
Жыл бұрын
No we’re dancer
@naamah420
Жыл бұрын
Or are we dancers?
@bjorneisenseite1
Жыл бұрын
Or are we just runaways?
@karmapolice247
Жыл бұрын
"we are a ... humans"
@authenticapparel1906
Жыл бұрын
“Please write down talking”
@Creeezzz777
Жыл бұрын
We watched the same video congrats
@farrel_ra
Жыл бұрын
@@Creeezzz777 ikr
@brandoncollins3617
Жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@hotice8885
Жыл бұрын
"And *CASUALLY* talking, at that, officer."
@dapo3538
Жыл бұрын
@@hotice8885 “she’s actually not even top 5 on the roster officer!” 😂
@cupofjoen
Жыл бұрын
"It's my freedom I don't wanna feel tied down" -Chase Tail Definitely Cheating
@jibbythehippy3371
Жыл бұрын
Nah I would feel the same. He’s not ready for that kinda commitment
@Mitche23
Жыл бұрын
It's mah freedom. America fuck yeah
@justDani99
Жыл бұрын
Not expecting a chase tail reference in a random video lmao
@NAGaming513
Жыл бұрын
He ain't committed to her tho, so it ain't kek.
@mateuszkrytyk5711
Жыл бұрын
@sanya goel to be fair according to this video and his response he has never said anything about relationship or dating, she did he didnt
@21gaming500
Жыл бұрын
That cop said “That’s where you messed up” like he was from farmers insurance “We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two”
@jambajoby32
Жыл бұрын
Lmao for real!
@Lord_539
Жыл бұрын
We are farmers! Bum badum bum bum bum bum bum bum
@ct4074
Жыл бұрын
Hsaaaaaaaaa!
@GALTEGOBAYMICOMEFROM
Ай бұрын
Hilarious
@zankishii9961
Жыл бұрын
I love how the cop is getting involved 😂
@bobbyhill5067
Жыл бұрын
private security 😂😂
@zankishii9961
Жыл бұрын
@@bobbyhill5067 lmaoo
@johnblackbasel393
Жыл бұрын
I hate how the cop is getting involved 😂
@steve_bal4
Жыл бұрын
I recently met a girl who defined what she was in as a "situationship". 😄
@anthonydumebi8325
Жыл бұрын
That's actually a very common word in Nigeria these days, Everybody claims to be in a complicated Situationship 😂
@lav7161
Жыл бұрын
Translation: I want to be with the other person but the other person doesn't want to be with me
@spadejones4741
Жыл бұрын
@@lav7161 no that's " complicated " Situationship normally entails when she's living with a dude. He thinks they're together but the only reason she's there is a free roof over her head. that or she loves a guy but knows he doesn't want a relationship with her so she settles for giving him free sex when he wants.
@steve_bal4
Жыл бұрын
@@lav7161 I got the impression she was not into commitment and sorta just along for the ride. Not someone that knows who or what they want in life so just going with the flow.
@locoman535
Жыл бұрын
@@spadejones4741 yall westerner quite fucked up eh
@mamaaliaz9236
Жыл бұрын
When your accident is far less important than your status, damn that hits hard 🤣
@Iron-Bridge
Жыл бұрын
The actress nails her part in most of the videos. Genuine talent 👏
@MustbeTheBassest
Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for my favorite part, "you are digging a hole, brother" 😂
@SpclOps20
Жыл бұрын
I like when she calls him a “Hooker-Fucker”! 🤣😂😅
@amitnagpal1985
Жыл бұрын
“Entanglement”
@ct4074
Жыл бұрын
HAAAA! Is that funny action at a distance?
@johnblackbasel393
Жыл бұрын
Wikipedia for the young blood
@shivin1962
Жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna be tied down" translates to "you're good but not good enough for me to keep you forever"
@taizenswrld5887
Жыл бұрын
The way he said “Not your Boyfriend” and looked away 😂😭😭
@IGamingStation
Жыл бұрын
"What are we?" We're home sapiens who casually partake in coitus, but with no actual, emotional attachment.
@TokioTE
Жыл бұрын
Aw that's so romantic
@CS-bu7lo
8 күн бұрын
She had emotions and thought she was his girlfriend. Now that she knows the truth I hope she dumps him and tells the cop to write "EX" on the papers.
@Ray-dw3wg
Жыл бұрын
Ladies, just a word of advice from a guy. If any guy does this or something like it to you and your past the one month mark, youre not his long term choice. You are friend with benefits and theres almost no recovering from that. Men who want to be with you will usually commit to a relationship fairly quickly. Most of us hate the stress of going on dates and just want to be in the relationship.
@mrtrev4496
Жыл бұрын
No
@gabriels335
Жыл бұрын
Those that master the game have no desire to stop playing.
@doubleaa7206
Жыл бұрын
False
@Thiago-lg8sp
Жыл бұрын
You guys are missing the "want to be with you" part
@ellichacon8840
Жыл бұрын
A word of advice Ray.. stfu man lol. It's just a skit, don't try making turning into something else.
@rememberyourfuture
Жыл бұрын
“Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa my mann” I died ☠️🤣😂😂😂
@nickc8819
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnblackbasel393
Жыл бұрын
"let's not tie my yacht to a fixed dock" 😂
@marioeid930
Жыл бұрын
He sounds so sincere 😂
@lordraiden1
Жыл бұрын
There's so many people on KZitem that do these skits and they're so cringe. These people are an exception as they have some decent talent and I enjoyed something that I never enjoy. Keep it up!
@rogerdixon1069
Жыл бұрын
Basic rule of dating taught to me by my older brother. “You break up with every single girl you date except for the one you marry” Sounds tough but it’s true
@3644Darrell
Жыл бұрын
50% of the time you break up with those to
@roderik4
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes, they break up with you
@7Seveneleven7715
10 ай бұрын
The format I have noticed in his videos is always that everyone keeps talking at the same time, throwing one joke after another and it just feels so real and like an actual argement making it hella funny
@franklinsingleton6547
Жыл бұрын
She makes me wanna turn my life around…she’s so gorgeous ❤🥰😩
@lamaquinadefuego
Жыл бұрын
Officer: that's where you messed. That's a really big step hahaha
@hellotheregeneralkonobi4010
Жыл бұрын
"Ok so I'm going to write down its complicated"
@vince5417
Жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when they bring you to an event with their family as a partner meanwhile your just there for the open bar and buffet.
@LightUpNancy
10 күн бұрын
Great concept for this conversation!!!
@MajdYT
Жыл бұрын
This is the definition of: no communication ✨ Seriously why no one asks for the relationship to be official but treat it like it is?
@0ProXXy0
Жыл бұрын
When is the right moment for that? One week? 2 weeks? One month? 3 months? Is it worth it to call it a relationship before you know each other enough? How do you know that you know each other well enough? It's not that easy bud
@alexander8971
Жыл бұрын
@@0ProXXy0 It is easy. You go on a date(s) with another person. If you want to pursue a serious relationship, you talk to them about it. Then you get their response. If you’re just gonna be in your head and ask YOURSELF those questions instead of the other person, then you just aren’t ready for a relationship. It’s pretty simple
@lol-ot4pn
Жыл бұрын
@@0ProXXy0 you are technically having a relationship even on the first date. The problem is what TYPE of relationship is it. You actually have to talk it out and not guess when you what an exclusive relationship.
@MajdYT
Жыл бұрын
@@0ProXXy0 the right moment is when you want to bring up the subject, and if your partner isn't willing to have a serious discussion with you or wouldn't really care about your opinion on how things are then just move on and look for someone else, I hate when people force themselves into toxic relationships or ones where they ignore any red flags that the SO is not willing to be accepting and caring, if you don't know whether your partner is really into you or not then just ask, that's communication, but if you leave yourself to guessing and your partner also keep guessing what you are thinking about then problems and drama will happen
@lolwtnick4362
Жыл бұрын
@@MajdYT you must be new here. communication is complex. when he said talking, a guy means talking. BUT a girl hears, emotional cheating and probably sex as well. I guess he doesn't prioritize me and should tell me everything unless it's not about me.
@whatwilliswastalkingabout
Жыл бұрын
She’s unbelievable, btw😍
@jjjlove2260
Жыл бұрын
The girl and I both said "What??" at the exact same time. 😄 Guess they're gonna be strangers after this.
@diabolico394
4 күн бұрын
“Woah, WOah, WOAh, WOAH, my man.” Damn, that was great delivery 😂😂😂
@nickc8819
Жыл бұрын
🤣 LMAO! I played and forwarded this clip at least 10 times!! Hilarious…I recall when my girlfriend (now wife) said I Love you …I stopped breathing for a minute 😳, heart started racing , I felt lightheaded. I said Okay 😂
@davidlewis6101
Жыл бұрын
And you're still alive to talk about it? She must really love you or she's secretly plotting a long agonizing death.😂😂😂
Жыл бұрын
Woman: “I have a boyfriend” “Boyfriend”:
@tahbit
8 күн бұрын
Savage 😂
@joeblow9850
Жыл бұрын
Cop: that’s where you messed up, that’s a really big step!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
I love how I said “WHAT” with her at the same time😂😂
@philip321
Жыл бұрын
Respect my man is TEN toes down for not cracking under pressure 😂
@holysinnerxxx
Жыл бұрын
This is hands down one of the best sketches I've seen between these two!
@zxvimusic
14 күн бұрын
Akward silence and then the “I’m sorry?”😂😂
@luisfrias1210
Жыл бұрын
When she says "WHAT?!?!" & has that facial reaction. PRICELESS!!!!
@southernlonghorn4507
Жыл бұрын
SO true…nailed it!!!
@_nelson_1958
Жыл бұрын
She is soooo gorgeous! I keep pausing the video just to watch every single detail of her face... ,💔
@Think1stMedia
3 күн бұрын
The Full video is definitely worth it!
@letmetellyousomethin9410
Жыл бұрын
This woman is such a great actor! I’ve seen her in other skits and she’s amazing
@1AmSwapnil
Жыл бұрын
If you are in that girl's position take it easy. Shouldn't expect serious committment from someone you just met.
@-.TS.-
Жыл бұрын
Gotta go skiing with you my dude
@Fnino42069
Жыл бұрын
when he says im sorry u damn well know its about to go down
@Poundzdaunknown
Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣I got to use that🤣😂🤣😂"It's About Freedom"
@jonathanchen1026
Жыл бұрын
Casual vs looking for relationship 🤣
@anushkaaggarwal280
Жыл бұрын
Omg....this kinda thing sorta happened once. My "frnd/date/talk/whatever" at the time needed to renew his security license and needed my reference. In the relationship to applicant section, I was like" its complicated"...we both had a laugh. I had asked him a couple months earlier abt what we were and he hadn't given me a clear answer. He was just like "wht answer do u wanna hear from me". I knew it wasn't gonna amount to anything then so I just kept it casual.
@sen7826
Жыл бұрын
You were smart about it. I have a friend who gets too emotionally involved with random guys who aren't serious about her and then when it ends badly every time because of the difference of expectations, she calls me up and asks me why it didn't work out.
@anushkaaggarwal280
Жыл бұрын
@@sen7826 aww..ur a good frnd. However, now I have realised casual things are not wht I want, so I shut the guys, who try to bring it up, real fast.
@morpher728
Жыл бұрын
He basically made it your choice, if he says what answer do you want to hear then it means that he's fine with the way things are but has no problem with commitment if you really want it to happen
@anushkaaggarwal280
Жыл бұрын
@@morpher728 not really. We weren't speaking in English..but in Hindi, so it was a dif. way of speaking (kya jwab sunna chah rhi ho??).
@sen7826
Жыл бұрын
@@morpher728 It's roughly "what do you want me to say?"
@mikenogozones
Жыл бұрын
The acting is actually pretty good here, well done.
@Wldcarlo80
Жыл бұрын
These two are the ABSOLUTE F ing BEST 😊 hands down lmao 🤣
@SplashAttackTCG
Жыл бұрын
She’s gorgeous. What’s her name?
@2AMSomewhere
Жыл бұрын
"it's about freedom" ...I feel you man
@drananth
Жыл бұрын
"That's where you messed up"..straight up tip from the cop who obviously knows more than just the law!
@silsdad
4 ай бұрын
She’s amazing
@fonzworthbentley7455
Жыл бұрын
She is so handsome but beautiful at the same time
@robertm.-certifieddaytrade4939
Жыл бұрын
I think she’s a knockout! Hispanic or maybe Italian!???
@cthulhu888
2 ай бұрын
She looks like she might have some native american too ^^ @@robertm.-certifieddaytrade4939
@trippystipples
Жыл бұрын
brilliant....
@TurboWulfe
2 ай бұрын
These are brilliant, thank you. Keep on keeping on 😎🤘🍻
@moseskamut
14 күн бұрын
This guys are hilarious! Dead!😂😂😁
@azee6532
Жыл бұрын
Good way to distract a police officer
@TEFFTPATTERN
Жыл бұрын
This is why I’m still single at 34, however I just have to say and admit this, there are so many women out there now who accept this and will go along with it for months on end, they make it way too easy to be this guy 😅
@hurdyb1
Жыл бұрын
This is GOLD!!!!!
@jaxelliot4662
3 ай бұрын
The cop makes the skit for me haha
@inserter400
Жыл бұрын
Gorgeous 😍 lady x
@zakk5688
Жыл бұрын
Always that one loser
@lizard_dealer418
Жыл бұрын
holy shit that cop is so familiar where have i seen him before
@orealz
Жыл бұрын
Constantly harassing law by mike and his clients.
@lizard_dealer418
Жыл бұрын
@@orealz YES thank you
@KINGVONFRM063
Жыл бұрын
At ur moms bed +L ratio this👉🤓 you + youngboy better
@rockrollman65
10 ай бұрын
She's so gorgeous!!!!
@ismaeljaramillo-cajica5152
Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite sketches from you guys :')
@niko7877
Жыл бұрын
Guys after having spent some time with a girl (10 years) and having 2 kids with her: "Yeah we're just vibing, nothing too serious"
@steveo.111
Жыл бұрын
Yo Stevie not sure if this was uploaded as a short correctly. Showing up as a regular video for me. FYI might just be me though
@battlebots1
Жыл бұрын
Was suggested in my shorts feed
@steveo.111
Жыл бұрын
@@battlebots1 gotcha. For me it was just in regular videos.
@christopherch
Жыл бұрын
Maybe someone sent it to you, it does that sometimes
@carhoarder602
Жыл бұрын
Should have said. “We are farmers bum bum bum 😂”
@anotherjoe5675
3 ай бұрын
Some of the best content I've seen on KZitem... Hilarious, realistic, been there done that, etc.
@vigneshk9554
Жыл бұрын
for the algo
@Xavier-el2nz
Жыл бұрын
love
@jesusjimenez7916
Жыл бұрын
She gourgeus what her @
@TheSwayzeTrain
Жыл бұрын
Its Nikki Howard, she also does skits on YT.
@LamZL1
Жыл бұрын
@Homeless not so far from home they are just "talking"
@bhargrove1997
7 сағат бұрын
Dude! What are you doing 😂
@Hkhan23
Жыл бұрын
Man these two are very good actors
@proallnighter
Жыл бұрын
Friendzoning a woman gets you a completely different reaction than friendzoning a man.
@blakeryder8995
Жыл бұрын
It depends friendzoning a guy can get you killed but freindsoning a girl can also get you killed
@finnmacmanus5723
8 ай бұрын
What does this even mean
@TheGreatEscape77
Жыл бұрын
I meeeaaaannnn he's got a point 🤣
@tunogkalahi2615
Жыл бұрын
The moment when you hear "I'm sorry" then you know if would take this to a novel talk.
@shadowtrxcf2298
Жыл бұрын
Oh, you're free now friend. Don't have to worry about that anymore.
@scottdatplanetsave
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao. I had a similar situation. 🤣 🤣 🤣
@dragos-lucian
Жыл бұрын
I like how the officer keeps fueling it
@anthonytaylor7327
Жыл бұрын
I LOVE these. Please keep them coming.
@naylorbroughton1159
Жыл бұрын
Love these two. Nikki is just amazing as a girlfriend in this
@markdriscoll45
25 күн бұрын
“You done screwed up, Bah-lauhkey”
@LastBruhStanding
Жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa, my man. LMAO 😂.
@mr.camacho2548
Жыл бұрын
It's nice to see security guards take reports.
@jesusbernalHobbies
2 ай бұрын
That last part hit close to home 😓🤣
@gordonfreeman9733
5 ай бұрын
I can’t with this channel 😂😂😂😂 Just found it, a few vids in and I am dying 😂😂😂
@Brian_Williams5298
Жыл бұрын
After watching this skit I had to immediately hit the subscribe button! Lol good shit
@ugabugabagaga
Жыл бұрын
She is so beautiful
@Manash846
Жыл бұрын
"You are digging a hole brother" 😂😂
@ctadam12
Жыл бұрын
Nikki is awesome!!!
@Ottorockz
Жыл бұрын
I just came upon your channel. This is some fresh comedy. People who say new comedy is dead hasn't seen y'alls channel yet obviously. Kudos! I really needed this. These skits kinda remind me of yts channel it's a southern thing but more Western U S. style.
@TheAntiTrope
Ай бұрын
He said "freedom" boys, 🦅 America going in to rescue our brother.
@rudebuoy7
Жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow my man! That’s what got me.😂😂😂
@casualobserver3145
11 ай бұрын
“I’m sorry…?” 😂😂😂
@rmellrobinson821
Жыл бұрын
Man; That, woo woo woo woo. killed me😂😂😂
@jameswhalen4903
Жыл бұрын
Nice to have something to make me chuckle
@MoonLightWright
11 ай бұрын
Not going to lie, I went from watching a random video from Nikki to about 8 already. I'm hooked 🍻
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