Travis: I don't consent Taylor: I don't consent NFL: *I DO*
@VengefulAzana
8 ай бұрын
Isn’t there someone you forgot the ask?
@mtarek2005
8 ай бұрын
@@VengefulAzana yeah, the fans
@Cozm1k
7 ай бұрын
@@VengefulAzanaThe shareholders
@Fiduciariesonio
7 ай бұрын
I feel bad for Both of Them
@Skullguy-w7b
2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@TotoDG
8 ай бұрын
Looks like the NFL is _not_ willing and able to accept a drop in viewership.
@FutureCommentary1
8 ай бұрын
Yeah they definitely shouldn't take seat 12C.
@NYandAZ
7 ай бұрын
It’s a parody about a real relationship. This is disgusting and calling Taylor a slut. Not knowing who her baby daddy would be? So shitty. You seem a lot misinformed and a lot salty.
@TotallyLearning
8 ай бұрын
Zach was willing and able to exclude people with only one thumb from being a shareholder 😔
@Derek_Wyld
8 ай бұрын
😟😒😔
@miskitoragee6296
8 ай бұрын
Love it here
@jimc.goodfellas
7 ай бұрын
Ugh what a thumb ablist
@SanderDoesThings
8 ай бұрын
That ear though, holy shit Zach is able and WILLING to cut his own ear off for a skit, truly admirable
@JackMadness91
8 ай бұрын
The album will be called Travesty.
@cosmicgriffin8026
8 ай бұрын
I was thinking Love on the Football field
@alyzak.8997
8 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@letsrock12345
8 ай бұрын
@cosmicgriffin8026 sounds like meatcanyons song he did about her 😂
@supersonic7605
8 ай бұрын
87
@HaleyMary
7 ай бұрын
How about Killer Touchdown for one of the songs?
@Duke_Of_Havoc
8 ай бұрын
I love how you didn't even bother to put a wig while acting as Taylor Swift. Just wore a pink jacket and that's it.
@danielweber9414
8 ай бұрын
And the "bloody ear" note 😂
@chitlitlah
8 ай бұрын
Well everyone has a set of women's clothes. Who keeps a Taylor Swift wig around?
@timbuktu8069
8 ай бұрын
That's called *acting*.
@Kaviranghari
8 ай бұрын
he usually does that fam
@MJAYZ007
8 ай бұрын
What do you mean that wasn't Taylor Swift
@whom382
8 ай бұрын
The CG for the bloody ear was insane. How can Marvel compete?
@lifefight3533
8 ай бұрын
I don’t think that was CG. It looks like it was done with practical effects, which proves why an over reliance on CGI is contributing to the downfall of the MCU. You could never get such realistic injuries with just CG.
@KennyMemester
8 ай бұрын
@@lifefight3533 Looks more like method acting to me...They definitely cut the ear off...Marvel need to be taking notes, way to go if they have any hope of reviving the MCU!
@zohairs.5038
8 ай бұрын
List of atrocities: 0:50 - Travis loses an ear. 1:03 - Taylor's friends are murdered. 1:16 - Ice Spice is murdered. 1:28 - All hockey players are murdered. 1:40 - All of Europe is murdered. 1:49 - Most Asians are murdered. 2:01 - Taylor's mom is murdered. 2:06 - Taylor's neighbors are murdered. 2:08 - Taylor's best friend is murdered (again apparently (see 1:03)). 2:14 - Travis' life-size is destroyed. 4:06 - Travis Kelce is murdered.
@GospelBearer
8 ай бұрын
big laughs
@AdamVill
8 ай бұрын
A few of those are not atrocities. 🗿
@goldenbanana7250
8 ай бұрын
Correction: all of Canada
@julianbrabsche728
8 ай бұрын
How many people are that like 5 billion?
@ravshanoday1073
8 ай бұрын
Atrocities?
@Hueco-Oscuras
8 ай бұрын
"Kill Taylor Swift s friends"....***Ungodly horific noises, and gunshots*** 🤣🤣🤣 was not expecting that.
@sophiefredrickson9370
8 ай бұрын
This Super Bowl had the most views in history! The NFL would not let them break up 😂
@bryanneal939
8 ай бұрын
Figures. I quit watching pro after the kneeling and disrespect for America started. I just went to collage football full time.
@adamp4987
8 ай бұрын
If they break up Script writers will lose so many jobs!!!!!???!!!!!
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
8 ай бұрын
Nah the reason we got into this mess was because they were on strike so the substitutes had to fill in
@mariaskabardonis8353
7 ай бұрын
Murder script writers kidding kidding
@adamp4987
6 ай бұрын
@@mariaskabardonis8353I mean if it interferes with travis and Taylor’s relationship clearly the nfl ain’t against it
@mukkah
8 ай бұрын
1:53 "Bloody ear" omfg bruh X'd
@docgrey3826
8 ай бұрын
Funny as hell man. The blowing up the neighbors and shooting roommates. had me rolling. BTW, great placement of Deep Work: Rules for Focused Success in a Distracted World in last 2 Vids... NICE!!!!
@murphygreen8484
8 ай бұрын
"we only have 24..... other white guys" 🤣🤣😂☠️
@norano-xb1ll
8 ай бұрын
As an European I can confirm they killed me and im watching this from hell
@barbarabonnette2705
8 ай бұрын
Funny! 😂😂😂😂
@violetnorwen8491
8 ай бұрын
Lol, I'm sorry! 😂
@willdejong7763
7 ай бұрын
I’m waiting to see what happens when the NFL finds out that there are people in Ukraine that didn’t watch the Super Bowl.
@AlexR_44
7 ай бұрын
Is housing affordable there? been thinking of moving...
@craimaxblack
6 ай бұрын
Pay God 20$ and you can go to heaven
@thrbrandao
8 ай бұрын
2:36 Excellent reference to a very underrated song
@TheLobsterCopter5000
8 ай бұрын
On the topic of underrated songs: L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N
@darksideofevil13
8 ай бұрын
What's the song?
@crazygunner567yt2
7 ай бұрын
Fifteen
@mrm64
8 ай бұрын
Literally the best humor I've stumbled on in years 😂
@Randomchannelname2
8 ай бұрын
The moulage in your sketches is just incredible
@Mostwanted12435
8 ай бұрын
I’m begging for the continuation of this. Please Zach
@The_preserver_x16
8 ай бұрын
This feel like what happened to Marilyn Monroe and the Mob. But reversed and the organization is legal.
@demonic_myst4503
8 ай бұрын
Marlyn blackmailed the mob ?? Which one
@suzyq-zy216
7 ай бұрын
The NFL would be replaced by the FBI, there’s a whole list of important men that could replace TS since MM was basically trafficked by Hollywood and MM would replace TK. Marilyn Monroe’s whole life story is tragic. She was always playing a part. She was actually pretty damn smart. Sadly, with her slammin body and how stunning she looked as a blond, she was forced to be the dumb blonde bombshell. The direct opposite of Jane Russel’s dark haired, smart bombshell. Marilyn Monroe got to the point that she stayed drunk or stoned because she was forced to live in an awful situation she didn’t want and didn’t fit into. And with the powerful people who were passing her around, once they chose to groom her into their plaything, there was no escaping, at least not while she was alive.
She's moved on so many times that her love life is an actual marathon.
@DoesNotConcernYou
8 ай бұрын
Yeah she’s been ran through more times then a dark alley. I can’t believe her legion of followers are dumb enough to think she has any idea what love actually is.
@trimagnus
8 ай бұрын
Shake it off!
@bassethound3393
8 ай бұрын
@trimagnus i hate you
@molag-ballordofdomination2065
8 ай бұрын
Her body count is probably in 4 digits
@CT-1975
8 ай бұрын
343
@heybro345
8 ай бұрын
We're waiting Zach
@rieaweer7459
8 ай бұрын
Great way to start my day absolutely love your videos on this channel and the other one
@ZachStarHimself
8 ай бұрын
Thank you so much!
@RequestedCat
8 ай бұрын
I'm literally dead.
@onedova2298
8 ай бұрын
Because the NFL murdered most people that didn't matter? In which case, I'm probably dead too
@MrMixy-ku1lg
8 ай бұрын
Rip
@Ultranger
8 ай бұрын
Did you tell Taylor she shouldn’t be dating Travis? If so you had it coming
@tapesmile
8 ай бұрын
Damn. Asian guy?
@RequestedCat
8 ай бұрын
@Ultranger I said Taylor swift is bad. The swifties are currently hunting me down.
@peppy1503
8 ай бұрын
LMFAO- that 15 reference was hilarious
@Jakub1989YTb
8 ай бұрын
My Alexa was on the whole time, and now I am affraid for the world.
@TheOnlyDolphinX
8 ай бұрын
That bloody ear note killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@tc6818
8 ай бұрын
NFL talks into their lapel: "Kill Zach Star, he's on to us."
@dspace4514
8 ай бұрын
Love the low effort in these types of videos, where it's just one piece of paper with the name written on it. That way you can focus on more important parts
@robincdyer
8 ай бұрын
How does this channel not have 5million subs? This is my new favorite
@canliu7191
8 ай бұрын
agreed
@Frammdo
8 ай бұрын
"Murder Europe!" Zach this one is personal, how could you?
@fabiobravo329
8 ай бұрын
I doubt shareholders have fully functional oposable thumbs
@OZERMAPPING
8 ай бұрын
The greatest timeline for the world
@bullymaguire6713
8 ай бұрын
NFL was able and willing to do anything it takes to patch things, no matter the cost.
@marvincharles2469
8 ай бұрын
A whole 24? Most unrealistic thing in this skit
@AlienEditsMemes
8 ай бұрын
“Start listening to her or I will cut the other ear off” -😠 “Ok”-😐
@c0smicx.s
7 ай бұрын
LMAOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY Edit: I just noticed the fifteen reference lol
@ProsecutorZekrom
8 ай бұрын
Has the same energy as “Have the Rolling Stones killed”
@Lukaas313
7 ай бұрын
1:40 as a european i can confirm that i’m dead
@rakc1027
8 ай бұрын
problems are indeed a liability
@zackaryhaselius2226
7 ай бұрын
Lol. A note with Bloody ear on it was the best part.
@gintoki_sakata__
8 ай бұрын
1:55 Bloody ear 😂
@heybro345
6 ай бұрын
”Murder Europe” "Murder most of the Asians" WTF Zach. 😂😂.
I love how it says “when” and not “if” because we all know that the running trend that is her love life will continue lol
@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos
8 ай бұрын
Her last relationship was of almost 7 yrs old... So idk what the running trend is... It is certainly not as much as Pete Davidson or Leonardo DiCaprio 💀
@ilovesummer9750
7 ай бұрын
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthosfacts 😂😂
@insanejughead
8 ай бұрын
I'm one of the people that ended up dying by the NFL's evil plot, but I still love this video!
@jasonducarjr
8 ай бұрын
How the heck is the NFL more evil than OJ Simpson? lol
@iiSylver
8 ай бұрын
I love how whenever you do a woman all you do is throw on a pink hoodie and call it a day
@Sagethealpha06
7 ай бұрын
1:15 Well THAT escalated quickly!
@erie9262
8 ай бұрын
they do be making a lot of money from Taylor Swift
@EmilyTaylorsversion13
7 ай бұрын
As a swiftie I find this hilarious
@Tential1
8 ай бұрын
1:45 only this dude can make me scream laugh. My neighbors hate me.
@InspirationalVials-ek8rj
8 ай бұрын
Ok, i stumbled on this at 4am cause of a toothache. I'm tired and in pain, but you made me laugh😅.
@matt9887
8 ай бұрын
Talor dumps Travis for Mahomes, that is the bomb.
@j.t.joseph7623
8 ай бұрын
Mahomes already is married and has children
@nephtalia2009
7 ай бұрын
Honestly I would not be surprised if
@Savahax
8 ай бұрын
This channel is criminally underrated.
@lchekwa9949
Ай бұрын
Looking back on this the bloody ear note being on white paper is... cathartic
@aliadosmc
8 ай бұрын
I'm dying with the title 😂
@tirsden
8 ай бұрын
Taking my life into my hands today... eating lunch and clicked a Zach Star video. Update: I survived... to eat another lun--ooh, new Zach Star video!
@LuismedinaDJ
7 ай бұрын
This couldn’t be more accurate.
@annamargo
7 ай бұрын
2:03 NOT MAMA SWIFT
@NicD
8 ай бұрын
Looking at the books in the background... 1. I feel seen! 2. How do those fit with this silly sketch channel? 3. And then I recall you have another, very different video series.
@Accui1
3 ай бұрын
Dude they have really realistic CGI man, can't believe they made the bloody ear so realistic
@Tential1
8 ай бұрын
3:50 I literally can't breathe, you got another body on your hands
the goat a struken again Pls make a part 2 for the simulation one pls lol
@dariuswoznica3498
8 ай бұрын
Why is Europe just Italia and all Asians just the American Movie China Sound? xD
@LOVhERstudios
8 ай бұрын
Getting ride of Ice spice was the best part
@wingnightbackwards
8 ай бұрын
Best part is the name tag for bloody ear
@uikmnhj4me
8 ай бұрын
Love the “bloody ear” note taped over his head lol
@thembishop
8 ай бұрын
Zach you beautiful genius! 5/5 would recommend.
@FutureCommentary1
8 ай бұрын
20m more views than any of the previous 5 years SuperBowl. Travis' only chance to keep his ears is if Taylor says SHE broke up.
@jamescapelman6552
8 ай бұрын
100% factual documentary here
@LiveLaughLocklyle
8 ай бұрын
1:54 “Bloody Ear” *10/10 effects*
@EvanRybak
8 ай бұрын
The screams of terror are hilarious
@Duke_Of_Havoc
8 ай бұрын
I'd love to see Taylor Swift on those dna reveal shows : "Travis, you are NOT the father." (Camera zooms to Taylor Swift running across the studio while crying hysterically.)
@lukemeck
6 ай бұрын
Who knew O.J. would die not long after this video *loud gasp* what?!
@samuels.2411
8 ай бұрын
wow great if you have a partner who is happy with you but is talked into a breakup, they dont deserve you. dont feel bad, because you made your partner happy but they will more listen to the opinions of others instead of their own hearts. you stay strong.
@Lowkey_LuLu
8 ай бұрын
1:34 I WANNA BE YOUR END GAME END GAME!!
@sayrejoseph
8 ай бұрын
As a Canadian there aren't many of us left anymore
@livinglifeleona
8 ай бұрын
How are there not 3 million+ subs on this channel?
@BigGameJack
8 ай бұрын
Can we just take a second to admire the costume design for these skits? Whoever does that stuff for Zach deserves a raise!
@JacobP81
3 ай бұрын
I don't know the story behind this but the clip is still super funny. LMAO!
@dragonslayre1
7 ай бұрын
TS will have a new album called New Found Love, and several tracks involving her relationship ending with a breakup song.
@woodenfloor6374
3 ай бұрын
I love how it's "when" and not "if"
@sephiroth8377
8 ай бұрын
I love the exaggerated gasps
@notrealjohnny5399
6 ай бұрын
I'm so glad to still survive after a mass genocide in this video.
@oddabandon
7 ай бұрын
🤣 there's a J-Drama about this exact thing where two people try getting divorced
@joywolf83
8 ай бұрын
not the Italian 😂
@flowerblue196
8 ай бұрын
Yeah I totally see this happening in the future 😂😂😂
@espanol3403
8 ай бұрын
3:15 I thought he was gonna say the father is Joe 😭
@melissajames2631
8 ай бұрын
This is the worst plan ever. OJ Simpson. He needed to stop way before he got to him. 😂😂😂
@user-bj7em4fv1p
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Is this a documentary? This someone plant hidden cameras?
@shipwreck9146
8 ай бұрын
I'm going to take this video as prophecy.
@lesilemccravy5172
8 ай бұрын
NFL sounds like a couples therapist 1:23 sounds like an lmn movie
@Tagged415
6 ай бұрын
OJ Simpson line hits different now
@MaratheSamoyed
8 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@eyesonthepiescc
8 ай бұрын
The NFL just went scorched earth on everyone and then created a reality show. Lmao
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