“I could leave an open bottle of Sprite for a month, and it would still be less flat than your ass.” I’m gonna borrow that
@ayonroy9991
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Mee to
@tokensjokin442
3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Great
@adampytlik8453
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it lol
@albert_the_cool8092
3 жыл бұрын
@@adampytlik8453 me neither
@adampytlik8453
3 жыл бұрын
@@cleverswarm2379 Aaah, I see, thanks haha
@HenryTheWeeb
3 жыл бұрын
Simpsaw is down bad... But also his hypeman reaction to the sprite joke is gold 😂
@ActuallyNoah
3 жыл бұрын
Best part fs
@ilanmoore6957
3 жыл бұрын
what?
@MsDarra
3 жыл бұрын
Simpsaw? Lol #incelalert
@carfent8444
3 жыл бұрын
@@MsDarra Why does your face look like that?
@dynamicflashy
2 жыл бұрын
@@MsDarra Weirdo. It's a joke.
@ashikrasool6609
3 жыл бұрын
I love how there's two people, but they still don't appear in the scene together
@rickyric7039
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean that was Zach 🤔 He just changed his gender
@Soroosh.S83
3 жыл бұрын
@@rickyric7039 wait that's illegal
@kalebmark2908
3 жыл бұрын
@@Soroosh.S83 I will make it legal
@merlinpinkfeather
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were both in seperate location
@HamoTheUltimate
3 жыл бұрын
@@kalebmark2908 this attitude is going mars
@TheNameDragon
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he actually used a female in this and not pretending to be one himself is surprising
@pikachuisbusted5268
3 жыл бұрын
"The fact he actually used a female" this is the internet everything will be used out of context to put u on some kind of list
@Kukyo...
3 жыл бұрын
His budget increased i guess
@blackog7820
3 жыл бұрын
I checked her face like for ten minutes before playing the video to determine if she was Zach.
@TheNameDragon
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackog7820 lol
@-m.d.n-9019
3 жыл бұрын
It's not a real girl... It's Zach in drag with cgi.
@Bigdog5400
3 жыл бұрын
It would have been hysterical if Zach did a callback and Jigsaw kidnapped Lexi instead of Natalie
@HiResGreg
3 жыл бұрын
It ends in an ie. it was a callback.
@meduimrareberries5888
3 жыл бұрын
She was lucky her name wasn’t Dixie.
@everyonegetselfears1444
2 жыл бұрын
My name is Lexi and I’m scared. /j
@HassanAhmed-rf9xr
2 жыл бұрын
@@everyonegetselfears1444 so you got lucky
@everyonegetselfears1444
2 жыл бұрын
@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr Barely escaped
@Willjum
3 жыл бұрын
this is one of those channels where i assume he has like multiple million subscribers because of the quality then i look and am left speechless. how are you this underrated man
@rimquelsiret
3 жыл бұрын
Yup true like griffy vids
@JoshuaTootell
3 жыл бұрын
His other channel had almost a million, so I guess that's something
@youmadbro742
3 жыл бұрын
We all ask the same thing when we watch his videos like bro......how are you not at 10 mil already
@asapvarg
3 жыл бұрын
I still have faith he’ll blow up one of these days
@ritzystealth1767
3 жыл бұрын
Yo willjum I play on ur solo server what are you doing here
@hellfire7685
3 жыл бұрын
"it was an entire 30 seconds of you not talking" how do you come up with these holy shit
@JM-kr3sy
3 жыл бұрын
I thought the video was over lol I waslike Nooooo
@fearedjames
3 жыл бұрын
Experience
@Godzillaforlyfe2
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh why did you choose the most basic line out of the whole video
@nekobox
2 жыл бұрын
@Not Aakash her not talking was so pleasurable to him that he came in 30 seconds.
@Kyulnjir
2 жыл бұрын
@@Godzillaforlyfe2 Clearly you didn't get the joke
@anthonybell3036
3 жыл бұрын
Dude your roasts are next level lmao
@thefelon8027
2 жыл бұрын
Flameflower level type burns
@CptManny
Жыл бұрын
"I could leave a bottle of sprite open for a month and it would still be less flat than your ass"
@RGC_animation
3 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw should've let him go after that epic roast.
@Executioner2611
Жыл бұрын
How is there no comments?
@theserpent8667
Жыл бұрын
The sheer savagery was intense.
@Slackow
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he left but his ex girlfriend is still gonna go on a date with jigsaw
@nickcunningham6344
3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly lol, like she can leave now. But no, that would be using her ex's solution, she's gonna do it her way
@danielhopkins2277
2 жыл бұрын
AND she is a gold digger
@Neion8
2 жыл бұрын
She's like: He may be a sadistic serial killer that was planning to torture me to death, but I can *fix* him!
@ayoutubecommenter7494
2 жыл бұрын
Well she has to post something on social media for her ex to show how good she is
@VolfKami
Жыл бұрын
He's paying for the ride, food, and he's in movies. You'd have to kidnap her to get her to leave
@Lethal19
3 жыл бұрын
"it was an entire 30 seconds of you not talking... and I'm only human" XD
@genericytprofile852
3 жыл бұрын
I have to admit I spent way too long trying to discern whether or not they were the same person. My conclusion: idk
@clayr.w1829
3 жыл бұрын
No way are they the same person in my opinion
@levisipos
3 жыл бұрын
Theyre different people
@RGC_animation
3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the description? (F*ck, I fell right in a r/Whoosh)
@MGSVxBreakpoint
3 жыл бұрын
Use the force, Luke. Shit
@him1517
3 жыл бұрын
she’s real.
@joehadari7315
3 жыл бұрын
I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT, I'M FINISHING IT.
@3Black.1Red
3 жыл бұрын
… In bed!
@chrisquiett1776
3 жыл бұрын
You know she isn’t going to put out
@bmsspy1
Жыл бұрын
I read this as it said it lmao
@ThelcarusWing
2 жыл бұрын
0:43 "It was an entire thirty seconds of you not talking" has to be the funniest line I've heard in a while. Takes half a second to click but once it does you realise its genius.
@lukemckenzie0121
3 жыл бұрын
Wow Zach upped the budget on this one. That girl almost looks real
@yellowsh4rk
3 жыл бұрын
The sprite roast was so good and the Jigsaw's reaction is the cherry on top. Based on how he acts in this and the "but you'd rather die" video, i assume it's William Schenk behind that voice. I know it's not ment to be taken seriously and it doesn't matter which Jigsaw it is but, c'mon, it's William.
@shinobix4925
3 жыл бұрын
It literally couldn't have been anyone else. Kramer would never hype up fighting, the girl I forgot the name of wasn't gay iirc, Hoffman was way more merciless, and Lawrence was barely a Jigsaw. William's the only one lame enough to put two exes in a room, get genuinely surprised when they start fighting, and let both of them go through the slightest inconvenience
@yellowsh4rk
3 жыл бұрын
@@shinobix4925 2 things, 1 you forgot "I sPeAk fOr tHe dEaD" guy from jigsaw 2 lawrence is the best jigsaw aside from kremer imo also girl was named amanda young
@vjlva
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Jigsaw's job is difficult as it is... lmao, "Jiggy" XD
@simplyskrypt3914
2 жыл бұрын
The "YOOoooOHOooo! OOOH SHIT!" absolutely killed me XD That was a good burn
@tommythe0g
3 жыл бұрын
The flat ass sprite roast omfg🤣🤣🤣 how can a person think of smth that genius
@Zekr0_
3 жыл бұрын
I like the parts where villan gets amused by the jokes / roasts
@gloweye
2 жыл бұрын
This girl has no survival instinct. Seriously, why'd you want to be the hot girl in a horror movie? It's almost as little chance of survival as being the black guy.
@Khoose22804
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 wow straight to the point lol
@samisreal16
2 жыл бұрын
He got no chill dam
@lillygaddy6450
2 жыл бұрын
Or the gay guy lol
@1dk_man
Жыл бұрын
it's always either the bimbo or the black guy, sometimes the stupid ass jock. just depends.
@kaidenmchale150
2 жыл бұрын
"Natalie, the uber will be here in 15 minutes" LMFAOOOOOO
@alexeiionov2387
3 жыл бұрын
“It was an entire 30 seconds of you not talking” LMAOO that’s good
@The_Wallflower
2 жыл бұрын
I’m dead with Jigsaw reacting in the background. “Oooh~ burn.” “YOOOOOOOOOO!!! YO SHIT- NO! HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT!” “I don’t care who started it. I’m finishing it!”
@ty6339
3 жыл бұрын
Undergoing so many surgeries just to appear as a woman with woman voice is real dedication. Congrats, Zach!
@PrederNationteam74
3 жыл бұрын
*Holy shit Zach is such a good actor. He can act so well as a female, can we get this person an Emmy?*
@MrUNnice
Жыл бұрын
@@_rain-storm_ r/woosh mate
@calebplays2036
Жыл бұрын
pøki pañcakè R/whooosh
@InsertCreativeusername_
Жыл бұрын
@@_rain-storm_you don't say
@odinakaokoye3779
3 жыл бұрын
Zach is such a good actor that I forgot that they were the same body
@Eden_M
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I never believed anything about Sprite could be that savage
@bipolingdaco1607
3 жыл бұрын
Woah a new Zach Star Himself cinematic universe character.
@shootingcomet082
2 жыл бұрын
She has to go on a date with Jigsaw to survive and he just got to walk out. I'd say he won.
@fjalac9661
2 жыл бұрын
"I could open a bottle of Sprite for a month, and it would still be not a flat as your ass." I needed something to light my candle cause this line fire 🔥.
@thekodex1186
3 жыл бұрын
The "Jiggy" bit had me rolling
@LaughnCry27
3 жыл бұрын
"I don't think you have a flat ass" -Jigothy "jiggy" Jigsaw
@PapaFlammy69
3 жыл бұрын
Would rather die, holy fuck
@daemon2880
Жыл бұрын
I love how the villain was so understanding to be quiet and let them argue first before giving them full instructions of their only survival chances ....what a Gentlemen...😆
@Li_me
3 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw, a true ladies man
@FormerGovernmentHuman
3 жыл бұрын
Remember for every hot girl you see, there’s a man or two that’s completely done dealing with her shit.
@Cha0s009
2 жыл бұрын
What got me was that Jigsaw laughed at the ass part and then tried to immediately backtrack!😂🤣
@rare_edamimi_fangirl
Жыл бұрын
Man, this guy's _really_ good at predicting what will happen in order to leave the most accurate pre-recorded message
@pleasebekindtwnty4sven
3 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw is such a third wheel lol
@aaliyahfurtadoxoxo
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@13kstacks
3 жыл бұрын
Yall got me in study hall dying right now 💀💀
@justindadswell8610
3 жыл бұрын
Dealing with a psycho ex, she/he can take all the time she/he wants with the serial murderer. You'd probably give notice to the regular guy/gal. Murderer and psycho, match made in heaven. If you make it out alive, via the key. Better than all alternatives.
@Jesusisgod444
2 жыл бұрын
I roared when jigsaw said my name is jigsaw but you can call me Jiggy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕
@brandongrazioso
3 жыл бұрын
That sprite line was one of the best burns I've heard in my life
@doricy.
3 жыл бұрын
i never knew a doctor would make skits like this
@chrisquiett1776
3 жыл бұрын
Lol the I can flirt too line had me in stitches 😂
@betterlatethannever4529
Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that Jigsaw would actually have accounted for their arguing when making the tape, meaning those pauses to let them speak would have been intentional upon the police listening to it
@greentornadofx
3 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these I love them so much
@diabolicluna5744
3 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely surprised that I wasn't subscribed already and the fact that the count isn't at a million yet. This content seems worth that much at least.
@jasonpatterson8091
2 жыл бұрын
Legend says she's still applying layers of makeup to this day.
@v1ncebuthesjesus135
3 жыл бұрын
I mean saw got the most ideal situation: He got laid, he got to watch two people have a hilarious argument
@astronxmically2817
3 жыл бұрын
Me and the boys sacrificing people
@DishyLemon
3 жыл бұрын
That first Saw video inspired me to 1. Binge your channel 2. Watch every Saw movie And now you're back with another?? It ain't my birthday, but you keep giving me gifts!🙏
@demonderpz7937
3 жыл бұрын
Love how understanding this version of Saw is
@figo3554
3 жыл бұрын
These roasts were pure fire. I love this saw skits.
@HipHopAn0n
2 жыл бұрын
That Sprite joke was brutal 😂😂
@ManiacRabbit
3 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit, Bruh..." That one got me lmao
@firstnamelastname.7935
2 жыл бұрын
So funny story. My ex ran into me while I was running errands. And she tried bragging to me about how much better her life is now. And she's always been super attractive so some guy comes up and shoots his shot while she's bragging. And she saw a way to hurt me (she cheated on me regularly. And when I found out she said it was because I wasent man enough and she wasent sure she was even gonna stick around so I left her. Ever since if she runs into me. She tries to hurt me as much as she can verbally) well she starts flirting with dude and I ask him. I say "really? Her? Of all people. That's who's attractive to you?" And he starts getting real angry and defensive. Trying to show he's some tough guy and I just bust out laughing. I tell dude point blank. "My man. She's my ex. She's only flirting with you to upset me and it's not really working. But if you wanna sleep with her go ahead. Just wear a condom. She cheated on me with 2 of her exs and a personal trainer for sure. Who knows who else. She's Def got something tho." And just for good measure and a little payback I say "word on the street is she's got the clap" dude looked at her with total disgust and walked away. I very very quickly ran out befor she could realize. See when I brought up her cheating to her while we where together she got physical and punched me in the mouth twice. Was not about to have a fist fight in a damn food maxx
@EverythingTechTime
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing
@aaliyahfurtadoxoxo
2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and I’m already busted out laughing… your awesome !!!!
@Foreseen3
2 жыл бұрын
1:16 caught me off guard so hard. I was laughing my ass off at 3am
@michaelsayaki3135
3 жыл бұрын
The guy immediately became a simp, lmao.
@HeheheheOk
3 жыл бұрын
Saw is now my favourite character
@vibhu_dhanda
3 жыл бұрын
Just like the last one, where Saw lets the guy willing to die, leave. I thought he'd let the guy leave after they converse about how bithcy exes are. 😂 But this is better where all three get to win.
@HiResGreg
3 жыл бұрын
I spit yogurt on my keyboard from the sprite burn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
@acemanhomer1
3 жыл бұрын
Gives a new meaning to the term "getting JIGGY with it"
@johnchessant3012
3 жыл бұрын
All the prior available evidence in the Majorprep Cinematic Universe suggests that your ex was an alien.
@Handsans
3 жыл бұрын
that is the BEST roast I have every heard period. Good job love your style of comedy and sense of humor, keep it up
@sandsack123
Жыл бұрын
Nice to see your mom is helping you out when you need it.
@Femaiden
Жыл бұрын
she claims that she dressed up in the hopes of flriting her way out of the situation, but that would imply that she knew she was gonna get captured. . .
@theserpent8667
Жыл бұрын
Staged perhaps?
@normalhuman9878
Жыл бұрын
I could actually see Jigsaw making a trap with exes that don’t get along and it’s hurting their child. So the solution is to leave the child orphaned
@ArthKryst
2 жыл бұрын
1:22 when Jigsaw reacts to the burnnnn of the century🤣🤣🤣
@namesurname1869
3 жыл бұрын
Great make up zach almost didn’t notice it was you!
@NaudVanDalen
Жыл бұрын
"I could leave an open bottle of Sprite out for a month, and it would still be not as flat as your ass." Damn, that diss made me snarf, yo! 😂
@Bruh-zu5pl
2 жыл бұрын
"i dont think you have a flat ass" XDDD
@abukyach9359
3 жыл бұрын
ayy zach back with another banger
@ayesallangilp.8526
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I randomly found your channel, I don't regret it so underrated
@morkovija
3 жыл бұрын
Dem badonka-honkers though. Oh and Zach is funny too
@VancityMerc319
2 ай бұрын
The ass roast was amazing🤣
@katelynpyle174
11 ай бұрын
This guy just argued with himself and made it look amazing. Respect
@sdmdrums9275
3 жыл бұрын
“That could just be the Distraction Jar”I dont know why but that got me the hardest.
@noconnection1839
3 жыл бұрын
When jigsaw started simping, I died... lol
@BlindRambler
Жыл бұрын
"Most men *_*AND*_* Commercial last longer" had me dying 🤣
@Bill-Watterson
3 жыл бұрын
You never fail to make me laugh, thank you for every video
@goatfish480
3 жыл бұрын
You need a ton more views I love your skits!
@hannahscholtzz7355
3 жыл бұрын
Damn zachs cross dressing skills are getting good 💃
@meryamle6270
2 жыл бұрын
This girl is hilarious. You should make more videos together 😂😂
@Zenolorian
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated youtuber
@thebe_stone
Жыл бұрын
i like that he titles the videos like it's a normal thing that happens.
@Dreamstrafe
3 жыл бұрын
When the saw guy is a simp... 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@patricksimoneau7647
Жыл бұрын
We need part two where jigsaw gets 30 seconds Into their date and understands this guys issues.
@rhodesb9741
3 жыл бұрын
I think I know who the real MVP of the video is The glass jars hanging from the ceiling. Jk, Zach, your sarcasm humor is Top Notch and hilarious.
@gegton437
Жыл бұрын
"I'm sure your 10 dollar shirt from walmart is really gonna impress this guy" says from a girl wearing a 7 dollar shirt from shien lol
@BigWeinerMan1
Жыл бұрын
y do you know that
@gegton437
Жыл бұрын
@@BigWeinerMan1 my girlfriend's sister has that
@RayMak
3 жыл бұрын
Uber will be here in 15 minutes
@Rkay421
6 ай бұрын
I like how jigsaw talks like parent saying “I don’t care who started it I’m finishing it”
@sgtlenny6
Жыл бұрын
The soda joke was hilarious 🤣
@HateIsPowerWithAPricetag
3 жыл бұрын
Zach is on another level. He puts so much effort into his videos he even changed his own gender.
@tsubakiofmelancholy6297
2 жыл бұрын
He asked Loki to change his gender for those scenes.
@qthemans
3 ай бұрын
"your final challange, let your bih go thru yo phone"
@blackstarlord1379
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the early one bro👍
@DhirC35
3 жыл бұрын
1:22 me and jigsaw had the same reaction at the same time. This is the power of weed ladies and gentlemen.
@MikMoen
Жыл бұрын
She has that look, like she has an alias in a specific industry.
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