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@Jacy-dx6dx
9 ай бұрын
Chicken.
@mommawant9989
9 ай бұрын
Good Mernin Tyler and Crew! 😁
@roccodirico9737
9 ай бұрын
God bless Judge Maryellen Noreika.
@mike60521x
9 ай бұрын
ladies car seats is the female version of leaving the toilet seat up - lmao
@russellperry9902
9 ай бұрын
in that first one, its pizza sauce. DOminos pizza sauce
@DL-fy5yr
9 ай бұрын
As a former "trash guy" I can confidently say that we really don't have the time, patience, or motivation to give af about what goes into the truck... kinda like "if it fits it ships"... but usually when the "trash" we pick up starts screaming and kicking the inside of the truck, we might get out and shine a flashlight into the hold...might... (yes, this absolutely happens, a lot. Idk why homeless think it's safe to sleep in the dumpster but they do, and they get mad at us for ruining their day.)
@blackdragoness21
9 ай бұрын
I would think dumpsters are the worst places to sleep.
@DL-fy5yr
9 ай бұрын
@@blackdragoness21 That's because you had a father.
@ThePinkerton1776
9 ай бұрын
Funny that they do that, maybe there should be a warning sticker on there where it state you should never go in the dumpster or sleep in the dumpster, and that it’s not safe inside the dumpster, and have that sticker in many places where it’s very visible on the outside of the dumpster. Oh wait what’s this, they already do that. I guess Darwin is still breeding out the stupid from the gene pool.
@brandonhelcher3691
9 ай бұрын
Why is screaming and kicking something you MIGHT check?
@ThePinkerton1776
9 ай бұрын
@@brandonhelcher3691 don't want to put Darwin out of work.
@robertmoriarty925
9 ай бұрын
She’s not drunk, she went to Harvard.
@williambilyeu9801
9 ай бұрын
I was stopped by a policeman, and he got upset because I performed the test he gave me better than he did! 😊😅😂
@MrClobbertime
9 ай бұрын
Nah, if she had went there she would just be screaming at him about misogyny, the patriarchy, that the alphabet is racist, and capital letters are a symbol of white supremacy.
@manfredschmalbach9023
9 ай бұрын
She ain't drunk, she's dyxelstic ....
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
Dyslexia only affects reading and spelling. @@manfredschmalbach9023
@n.d.4192
9 ай бұрын
Them tittas tho.
@robertmoriarty925
9 ай бұрын
I put an entire refrigerator in the garbage. I waited for the truck and asked if he could take it. He was so proud of his truck that he backed it down the driveway, attached his winch and pulled it into the crusher. For that moment, we were just two giddy guys watching Godzilla eat a refrigerator.
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
boys will be boys.
@cheerfulmouse
9 ай бұрын
😂
@Dzeroed
9 ай бұрын
Awesome 🤘😎🤘
@neverstopschweiking
9 ай бұрын
Where I live we get a discount from a store if we give them our old appliance when buying a new one. Great idea, right? An incentive to get new appliance. Well, probably in the USA or in Germany. I live in the Czech Republic. People are willing to go to great lengths to get an old appliance (from someone, from a scrapyard) to exchange it for the store credit. For 2 years I stored a 1980s freon-filled fridge in the shed to get the money.
@PayNoTax-GetNoVote
8 ай бұрын
I just got done pulling down a lathe-n-plastee ceiling in one of my rentals and needed to dispose of the concrete. Those trash cans say they handle 300lbs.....I think they really can. I also have put large rocks, cinder blocks and landscape stnes in my can. Never a problem. I was actually getting ready to dispose of a toilet myself....
@gregbergman1406
9 ай бұрын
The refrigerator purge reminded me of a the oldest food item I ever saw.. My daughter was home from college and went to make some hot chocolate. She start laughing crazily, she checked the date on the can of coco mix. It had expired before she was born.
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
but did she still use it??
@gregbergman1406
9 ай бұрын
She opted not to try it. Although it looked ok to me. (I didn't try it either)@@jp-ty1vd
@jamesnewport4752
9 ай бұрын
Putting a sign on inventory to move it really works. I worked as a meat cutter and if we needed to move particular cuts all you did was put a sign up on colored paper. It didn't even need to say "sale" and that product would move. As an 18 year old kid I was amazed at how well it worked
@GetZeducated
9 ай бұрын
Petition for Tyler to wear a Santa hat till the end of the year
@horhaygonzalas3025
9 ай бұрын
I SECOND THAT.
@ferd1775
9 ай бұрын
Aye
@charlescouch511
9 ай бұрын
YES YES YES
@B.V.Luminous
9 ай бұрын
Signed
@ryancook3358
9 ай бұрын
I here by support this notion
@PhazonOmega
9 ай бұрын
*guy in domino's outfit spills two containers of saucy, red substance* Zed: is that paint?
@MykeLewisMusic
9 ай бұрын
Cut the man some slack, China paints their trees green, so it's not unreasonable to wonder if Domino's paints the pizza.
@kimmieb2u
8 ай бұрын
@@MykeLewisMusic😂😂😂😂
@I.C.Weiner
8 ай бұрын
@@MykeLewisMusic the Colonel once compared kfcs gravy to wall paper paste after he left the company. Maybe the creator of Domino's feels the same about their pizza sauce now.
@tamerapalmer-rendon6812
9 ай бұрын
Yes, the refrigerator purge. My sister's and I are experts...many years of training. We especially liked the colorful molds, that our mom would cut away then eat the rest. In her defense she grew up during the depression...they didn't waste anything and she lived to 91.
@justforever96
9 ай бұрын
We used to do that. It depends on the food, but most food is fine with a few moldy spots. Cheese is unaffected, that's how they age it anyway. Just cut it off and eat it. If it's a few spots on a casserole, scoop that out and it's fine. People waste so much food, it's sad. I think it actually makes you healthier, especially if you grow up that way. Think of what people used to live on before they even had refrigeration. Cemeteries are full of people in their late 70s.
@sirenknight8007
9 ай бұрын
Same - also, I lived in a hot region of the US as a kid, mom would leave out chili all night not put it in the fridge. She always said “as long as you bring it back to a boil you kill any bacteria.” Grandmas homemade jams - you’d scrape the topping of wax (and that little corner of mold), and good to go! I try to stay away from them now, but expiration dates are a capitalist grift and a guesstimate based on a lot of unknown variables.
@Ladycyg
9 ай бұрын
@@sirenknight8007 100% - expiration dates are typically bogus. I had a roommate who would get all fussy about "old" pain killers that "expired" years before. I pulled up the article where they actually tested a bunch of medications and found that some of them were still potent 20+ years later when stored in a less than ideal environment. Although, to be fair to the companies they are required to put on an expiration date - and they have absolutely zero motivation to go through the extensive expense and trouble to try to figure out what that actually would be - so most just slap on one that's a year or two out and call it good.
@persnikitty3570
9 ай бұрын
A good deal of sauces will last a solid decade or so, due to vinegars and salts, especially Worshder (Worcestershire) sauce. As Zed has said before, rarely do people need to ever buy a second bottle.
@Ladycyg
9 ай бұрын
@@persnikitty3570 I have two bottles of Worcestershire sauce - one with a date of 2015 that is still good. The other I'm pretty sure I got 20+ years ago, but it doesn't have a date. It also still smells like the sauce and has only "gone bad" in that the salts have started to crystalize onto the bottle. I think I may purge that one.
@thebigblippity5221
8 ай бұрын
The pickelball making its way back to granny while she lays on the ground is proof the universe has a top notch sense of humor. Also the paddle actually protects her face so there’s that
@The_Defiant_One
9 ай бұрын
21:53 _"Look, you don't want to go to jail, I don't want to take you to jail, maybe we can work something out..."_
@nascarsteve
9 ай бұрын
That opening clip was marinara sauce, it was a Domino's. The Billy Madison Joe Biden clip had me rolling, and the giant Christmas tree gave me Christmas Vacation vibes. "That's not going in our yard, Russ, it's going in our living room. It's not big, it's just...full"
@MykeLewisMusic
9 ай бұрын
Neighbour - "Hey Griswold, where you gonna put that thing?" Clark - "Bend over and I'll show ya!" Neighbour - "You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!" Clark - "I wasn't talking to you..."
@ronnieperez8519
9 ай бұрын
I love those lines!
@adammundell8253
9 ай бұрын
little bit of sap
@Unknown17
9 ай бұрын
I saw a meme the other day where the boy says, "Hey, Dad, are you gonna put that tree up yourself?" Dad says, "No, I'm putting it up in the living room."
@nover0570
9 ай бұрын
Churro stick things? CHURRO STICK THINGS? Zed, those are FRIGGIN TAQUITOS...
@JediDrewsterT
9 ай бұрын
RIGHT!??!
@jimtownsend7899
9 ай бұрын
C'mon, Man!
@jrmhrpr
9 ай бұрын
I came here just to say that. Haha
@jond580
9 ай бұрын
I was coming to the comments to say the same thing. Haha.
@yourhandlehere1
9 ай бұрын
How can anyone not know this?!! After some careful measurements and looking out the window...if my calculations are correct there should be at least 3 Dollar Generals within a rocks throw of every house in the US.
@canadianpatriot2891
9 ай бұрын
As an ex-garbage man who still works at the landfill, I see all sorts of stuff get dumped that definitely shouldn’t have been put in the bins, but unless you know exactly where it was put in the bin there’s not much that can be done. But just remember, if something makes the truck broken and out of action for some time, this costs the taxpayers, so don’t be an idiot, take the stuff you aren’t supposed to put in the bin to the dump yourself. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the Zeducation nation.
@tomsmith5216
9 ай бұрын
The town I live in has a free pickup for large items. You call a few days in advance and they pick it up on a Friday or Saturday. Normally you are limited to a four square feet area, but they will pick up larger items, as long as you aren't stupid about it, lol
@canadianpatriot2891
9 ай бұрын
@@tomsmith5216 - that’s a great idea, our city leaders aren’t smart like that, lol cheers 🍻
@roneagle8038
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, Bryan, Texas has a one day a week pick up of large stuff. Nice guys driving a big truck with a hydraulic arm and jaws attachment. But of course, that's Texas! 🤠@@tomsmith5216
@FacemeltsWasteland
9 ай бұрын
Thank you, for your service sir!
@IhaveaDoghouse
9 ай бұрын
toilet in the bin is kosher though right? I don't have garbage service and the town closest to me is just a transfer station so the fee is double what the dump fee is, they used to have free recycling in town but that's gone so I use a burn barrel for everything I can.
@CBaller2020
9 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas Tyler, Mrs. Zed, Zed's daughter, and the new one on the way! 🎄 🤶 🎅🌲 I lost my Dad on 11/28/23. He was the best Dad to my 3 brothers and I, fantastic husband of 55 years to my Mom, and phenomenal Grandpa to his 4 grandsons. I miss him terribly, but am glad I have your videos to make me laugh my a$$ off! ❤
@fionasmith1053
9 ай бұрын
Wow, 55 years that’s amazing 🤩hope you can enjoy the holiday season as best you can 🤗🎄
@nikki_q.
9 ай бұрын
God bless you and your family, this holiday season and in the New Year 🙏
@CBaller2020
9 ай бұрын
@fionasmith1053 yep, 55 years married, and 57 years all together. They met each other in college at 19 years old, and that was it. He was an amazing man who I miss every day. I think it's true what is said about women choosing a spouse similar to their Dad, and I did. 25 years for my husband and I.... and he's just as stubborn as my Dad! 🤣🤣
@CBaller2020
9 ай бұрын
@@nikki_q. thank you so much! God bless you and your family as well. Merry Christmas!
@CBaller2020
9 ай бұрын
@@Francis-ij5tw thank you so much. Knowing my Dad, he's up there giving everyone a very hard time with his sense of humor and potty mouth! 🤣🤣
@bryantsteury8910
9 ай бұрын
That guy next to the window at 4:40 probably never met those guys before that flight but made the best of friends by the time they deplaned
@dorissloan2037
9 ай бұрын
Regarding the fridge purge, we of many years experience know how bogus expiration dates are.
@darylharding3491
9 ай бұрын
True 'dat, as they say!
@cheerfulmouse
9 ай бұрын
My husband had the side eye at me the whole time. Not empty nesters now though.
@fullonsociopath
9 ай бұрын
20:57 I was honestly hoping for a Christmas Vacation moment where the thing just whips branches everywhere, and knocks the flatscreen off the mantle.
@mikemcconeghy4658
9 ай бұрын
My daughter says they need "You're already home for Christmas", the story of a millenial living with their parents. You know, since she still lives at home with us. Also, no romance in that one, since the boys around here don't date.
@tomsmith5216
9 ай бұрын
Where MY daughter lives, the boys only date OTHER boys...
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
9 ай бұрын
That would be a Hallmark movie I actually watch.
@danielkokal8819
9 ай бұрын
I need one titled " Why dont you go somewhere else for Christmas"
@fatmonkey4716
9 ай бұрын
When most women give it up for free, why bother? Yay feminism.
@ducewags
9 ай бұрын
@@tomsmith5216 That is a government supported depopulation plan, with a monthy check.
@franciscocepeda8416
9 ай бұрын
You got it Zed, as far as the driver seat not being adjusted the ladies are taking vengeance because we don’t lower the toilet seat
@samuelasnake3234
9 ай бұрын
The drunk girl with the crazy alphabet killed me. 😂😂😂 And she was convinced she was doing a good job. P.S. I love this channel. Much love all the way from Ethiopia. ❤ Happy holidays to you all.
@Wifyish
9 ай бұрын
Haha felt like she would have realized half way through and just "ah fuck wanna see my tits?"
@The_NonDescript
9 ай бұрын
They need a "Time for Y'ALL to Come Home for Christmas" spin-off as well as its own sequel, "Time for ALL Y'ALL to Come Home for Christmas."
@conleykat
9 ай бұрын
Yes!!
@wile-e-coyote8371
9 ай бұрын
Or "Ya'll Come Home For Christmas If Y'aunt Tew"
@viperdemonz-jenkins
9 ай бұрын
is also home for Christmas the Netflix series, seems nobody has an original idea for shows anymore.
@MykeLewisMusic
9 ай бұрын
In defence of the alphabet girl: she has reached the government-approved standard of education in north America. Plus, the cop requesting that she do it "without singing" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life, but in that really dark way where you're laughing as you pull the trigger.
@chelleyroberts
9 ай бұрын
The MPs used to make you say it backwards. I had buddies who memorized how to do it then would drive like idiots just to get pulled over and be asked. Military people do weird things when bored
@mikewilcox9348
9 ай бұрын
@chelleyroberts We had SEALs training with us in SF Medic school at Ft Sam Houston. They hopped in a pickup, stole the flag in front of the Commanding Generals house, and planted it in front of the MP station. Good times.😂
@mikewilcox9348
9 ай бұрын
She at least remembered that most important letter elemnopee.
@aircooledorion
9 ай бұрын
I know people who say the alphabet like that when they are sober, How can the cop listen to that and not laugh out loud.
@sirenknight8007
9 ай бұрын
Watch drunk driver arrest videos, they don’t do alphabetical recitations in all states as FSTs, but they almost always say “without singing it” when they do.
@Gastly_Ghost
9 ай бұрын
That chick took reindeer games to another level at the store lol
@ThePinkerton1776
9 ай бұрын
How else are we supposed to increase the venison supply?
@Gastly_Ghost
9 ай бұрын
@@ThePinkerton1776 yeah but they are both boys they have antlers lol so nuts to butts doesn’t work 😂
@ThePinkerton1776
9 ай бұрын
@@Gastly_Ghost hey man who knows these days, those deer may have gone to university in a blue state and think they can make a faun .
@Gastly_Ghost
9 ай бұрын
@@ThePinkerton1776 lmao so true
@joanwettlaufer3769
9 ай бұрын
I'm not sure if anyone has said it yet but here goes...The Time for Her, Him, Them, Us, etc. to Come Home For Christmas is a series in the Hallmark Christmas movie line-up. There's a new one every year. All tear-jerkers.They are produced by singer Blake Shelton. One of his songs is played in each and every one of them (the same song). I have actually enjoyed them ALL! I look at Hallmark this way...sometimes I want to go out for steak and lobster; other times I'm just happy to stay at home and enjoy a hotdog 😊
@akumamako1119
9 ай бұрын
@11:50 you ask "who's laughing?" that would be the person NOT responsible for cleaning it up! lol
@mikewilcox9348
9 ай бұрын
Don't worry, Zed, if you have watched one Hallmark Christmas movie, you've seen them all. So, just tell the wife you've already seen it.😂
@79bigcat
9 ай бұрын
They should have one where it starts out with the standard premise of a lady returning to her hometown, but as it goes on it starts dropping hints that the handsome, mysterious, guy is a serial killer and it switches over to the hallmark murder mystery formula.
@kmartcarol48
9 ай бұрын
The hallmark could have been funnier, have a clock in background.....then record second part 5-10 minutes later and then add "I tried, it was absolutely horrible."
@GottaSayIt
9 ай бұрын
They told him to add a potato to thicken up the soup. 😂
@Cletushandyman
9 ай бұрын
I'm leading these holidays with a custom Christmas song titled "Biden got ran over by a daycare" Biden got ran over by a day care walking home from hunters' Christmas eve, you can say there's no such thing as daycare but as for me and Dr Jill we believe. 😂😂😂😂
@kj7792
9 ай бұрын
And great science is the season of election Infection Christmas eve😂
@Gr3nadgr3gory
9 ай бұрын
Please don't write Biden's wet dreams.
@BjrnFriedrichsen
8 ай бұрын
0:54 "it could be worse", "it could be Chili sauce"
@Cavethug
8 ай бұрын
The look on that little girl's face when the woman yells "I got a gun" is absolutely hilarious. And as a trained Chef... god no, that's not charcuterie.
@carlchapman4053
9 ай бұрын
As a 50yo man the worst thing about family coming over and cleaning out my fridge and freezer is them finding the bodies I forgot I put in there!
@berylbazor3756
9 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂😅
@dotar9586
9 ай бұрын
I notice you said "bodies". How do you fit more than one? Asking for a friend...
@carlchapman4053
9 ай бұрын
@@dotar9586 A friend of mine showed me how to make the 'Playful' bondage knots that he learned on an island somewhere owned by a guy called Jeffery but they are all made for someone really, really small.
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
you have to use the ones that are chest style freezers. I asked a friend... @@dotar9586
@btasler
9 ай бұрын
When I was a kid I worked at Perkins (family restaurant in the midwest) and a sweet old broad waitress dropped a 5-gallon bucket of bleu cheese dressing that didn't have a lid on it. It landed flat on the floor which caused the contents to eject upward... up under her skirt. Priceless doesn't adequately express the look on her face when she hiked it up and saw the little balls of stinky cheese rolling down her thighs. That was literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
@3.0colorado21
9 ай бұрын
15:22 churro stick things?? Taquitos, my guy, those are taquitos. 😂😂
@akdonlh9924
9 ай бұрын
That’s a good uncle! Now I know what I’m giving the grandkids
@kmartcarol48
9 ай бұрын
The fridge purge, just remember to do that purge after the big family meal.....otherwise you will second guess everything on the menu. You dont wanna hurt grannys feelings if she whipped up something with a jar of 5 year old mayo from the back of her fridge.
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
"waste not want not" was the rule when I grew up.
@qdllc
9 ай бұрын
LOL at Christmas Tree. First year my family moved up, we had a rental house with a high ceiling. We got a real tree. It was so big, ALL of our decorations didn't even cover 1/3 of it.
@TehButterflyEffect
9 ай бұрын
I did that one year. We bought a house with a 20ft ceiling. I went and cut a 20ft tree and we decorated it about 8 feet up. lol
@TBaggerBob
9 ай бұрын
How can you NOT laugh at "Ta Ta Ta TODAY JUNIOR!!!"
@bradmarcum3160
9 ай бұрын
"holy shit I got a gun"... that kids was happy lol
@jeremymcauliff8485
9 ай бұрын
Retired LEO from Michigan. Preliminary Breath Test (PBT) is not admissable as evidence of intoxication in Michigan. Officers will commonly use Standardized Field Sobriety Evaluations (SFST's) when interviewing a person under suspicion of intoxication. A PBT is just another tool to help with the process. Many states have provisions for refusal to submit to a PBT at the request of LE. This is generally a civil infraction and does not carry a criminal penalty.
@adamc6246
9 ай бұрын
The guy with the phone feeding his baby is a genius!!!
@TehButterflyEffect
9 ай бұрын
He would be... if he wasn't on his phone.
@janos5408
9 ай бұрын
The guy putting chips in his sleeping friends mouth. The reason I both love and hate my friends.
@vickif9902
9 ай бұрын
What a horrible waste of Pringles!
@YouWillBeHappyOrElse
9 ай бұрын
Before I had this many sons, I'd have been absolutely baffled. Now, I see it and go, "Yep, they're male. Normal male behavior."
@BrassBashers
9 ай бұрын
10:45 not gonna lie, after cleaning and rearranging my mom's fridge cause I was bored during covid and found it to be extremely satisfying... The "cleaning your parents fridge" game seems like clean family fun on the holidays! 😂😂😂
@dotar9586
9 ай бұрын
Until later that evening when you hear, "Where are my pickles!". Don't mess with moms fridge!
@nover0570
9 ай бұрын
Zed... it's friggen pizza sauce.
@dripskee6443
9 ай бұрын
I was gonna say the same thing, it's dominos
@mirandymunn6336
9 ай бұрын
Looked like a Domino's uniform, poor fella 😮
@Tolbat
9 ай бұрын
i know I think he is high
@totesmegoatscrystal9688
9 ай бұрын
How'd he miss that is beyond me, the kid was wearing a domino's uniform and also the churro stick comment, made me cringe a little. Lol
@cathoderaytube7497
9 ай бұрын
Tyler should've gotten the Kevin from "The Office" connection.
@Adralove3
9 ай бұрын
The Jennifer Coolidge joke! 🤣🤣🤣
@rhonda8231
9 ай бұрын
I guess we can safely assume that Deev's hasn't been around that charcuterie board LOL Merry Christmas Tyler!
@ericw3026
9 ай бұрын
I am pretty sure that the woman who recorded the two guys carying the party food tray warned them that they were not carring it safely, recorded it because she wanted to be right! They way they were carrying it made me question what were they thinking.
@aebalc
9 ай бұрын
Screw the camera person. Help, don't record!
@andreasbernardi3654
9 ай бұрын
@@aebalc and miss the dumb and dumber action? nah... she's good. like who the f~ carrying a big ass food tray by pinching it? 11:46 these idiots apparently😅
@nathank4708
9 ай бұрын
Omg the Adam Sandler one was great. I had to replay it several times. Funny as fuc.😂😂
@kj7792
9 ай бұрын
So many like that... Like over 10 better ones 😅
@rwill156
9 ай бұрын
Officer: "Can you recite the alphabet without singing?" Perfectly sober me: "No. The singing will hapen."
@James_Bee
9 ай бұрын
The singing always happens and they KNOW you can't help it. Cops are jerks.
@mikewilcox9348
9 ай бұрын
That is OK. I can't say the Preamble to the Constitution without singing the Schoolhouse Rock song.😂
@madtabby66
9 ай бұрын
Exactly. I’ll start not singing, but it’s going to sneak in.
@madtabby66
9 ай бұрын
@@mikewilcox9348 I miss school house rock
@Kate-qf4iv
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 same. You gotta sing it!
@danhutson3460
9 ай бұрын
Tyler, all of my Uncles & Aunts, along with my parents & grandparents are deceased. My Dad was the only one in his family who voted Republican, but all of the children of these, voted Republican, including my sister & myself.
@marbellaotaiza801
9 ай бұрын
The scorpion at 11:30 is a noice throwback to Ridiculousness, of which Zeducation is the wholesome version.
@baseballmomof8
9 ай бұрын
Yes, my kids have started the refrigerator clean out process. Honestly, they do a pretty darn good job! I’m too old to worry about those things…😂😂
@kimberlycakes7236
9 ай бұрын
When my husband and I were still in the dating stage, I invited him over to eat dinner with me and my 2 sons. When he got to the table he said, when you said we were having chicken nuggets, I didn't know they were gonna be shaped like little dinosaurs?🤔 LMAO 😂 I said well, that's what they've always had growing up. They're GROWN now and STILL love some dino-nugs. 😉
@kimberlycakes7236
9 ай бұрын
@Francis-ij5tw It's called being a family man. You know an ADULT. Don't worry, you'll understand when you grow up a lil bit. Maybe?
@kimberlycakes7236
9 ай бұрын
@Francis-ij5tw not that it's any of your business FRANCIS but NO they were not HIS. Our kids were GROWN (Mine and his) when we met. mine just hadn't moved out when we started dating. He didn't "take on" anything. However if a "simp"🙄 (I'll use your words) walks out on his kids and someone else fills his shoes cuz he's too much of a "simp" ( I'd use another word that starts with P and ends with Y) And THAT guy Takes care of the kids THAT is what's called a MAN. Have you ever heard the term MAN UP? THAT Is what that means!! Cuz THAT GUY HAD TO MAN UP CUZ SOMEBODY ELSE WAS TO MUCH OF A P***Y (I'm sorry simp) TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN KIDS!!
@kimberlycakes7236
9 ай бұрын
@Francis-ij5tw All I'm saying FRANCIS is, it would take a real, actual, man to MAN UP to raise ANYONE'S child! And from talking to you, I'd be willing to bet you're a child nobody did that for. Somebody with some real daddy issues And you're probably gonna have kids one day and run off on them too.
@cisuminocisumino3250
8 ай бұрын
@@Francis-ij5twlol, learn what the word "simp" means before throwing it around like an idiot, As long as his not worshipping her like actual simps do, there's nothing wrong with that. Marrying a single mum doesn't make you a simp. Letting a single mum or any woman for that matter control you, is what makes you a simp. They were both single parents, and became happily married that's not a problem.
@officerrebar3839
9 ай бұрын
The issue with the red light thing is that car took a right from a middle lane, and passed in front of another car. You can only turn right from the far right hand lane.
@peartree460
9 ай бұрын
My friend tried that and got a ticket. He came up with a very elaborate story and when to court. I went along to see what would happen but the cop did a no show. Lol pointless story. You dont get that time back😂😂😂😂
@James_Bee
9 ай бұрын
Most cops don't show. Always go to court. Never hurts to try and, most likely you won't have to pay.
@officerrebar3839
9 ай бұрын
@@James_Bee depends on the agency, and the reasons for the citation
@madtabby66
9 ай бұрын
@@James_Bee well for us, always request a date change. Cops are given a “court day” when they put all their cases on that day. The courts don’t access that information and you can pretty much choose your day as long as you’re not insane about it.
@leonielson7138
9 ай бұрын
Granny was leaning right and lifted her left leg while trying to take a step with her right leg.
@sc100ott
9 ай бұрын
12:18-Sounds like Grandma won’t be buying a new TV for 30 more years at least. 😢
@willstone5180
9 ай бұрын
I watered my Xmas tree like you said, doctors say the electrical burns will probably leaving scarring 😡
@hebber1961
9 ай бұрын
If they're doing an annual refrigerator purge, why are there things dated back years?
@Unknown17
9 ай бұрын
Hmmm...you just might have a point there, Mr. Spock!
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
grandmas know how to hide stuff.
@ElaiisTaiE
8 ай бұрын
First annual, gotta start somewhere!
@AwakeNeverWoke
9 ай бұрын
I used to be a law enforcement officer. It varies from state to state, but in NC, you can't just jump to the breathalyzer until you do what's called a field sobriety test.
@justforever96
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, and on why every single DUI video in KZitem some Australian or Brit has to whine that we don't do things the way they do, where a cop can just pull anyone over any time they look at all suspicious and demand a breath test. Not sure why they care so much about what we do here, but they can't seem to understand that America has fundamental cultural and governmental differences from them. Which is why we told them to go to hell in the first place, while they kept their king and class system until the 20th century.
@drjjloveman
9 ай бұрын
Depending on how drunk a person is this could be good or bad for them. If they aren't that drunk they should definitely say they won't do the field sobriety test and ask for the breathalyzer. If they are really drunk doing the field sobriety test could help pass enough time to get below super drunk which is a way worse penalty.
@madtabby66
9 ай бұрын
And if I tell you I’ve got a screwed up knee and will fail? But I could be an Olympic athlete and fail. Everyone fails.
@ydad8946
9 ай бұрын
@@drjjloveman You have this in complete reverse order. Doing the field sobriety test would be the wrong choice for the really drunk person, as alcohol takes ~3-5 hours per drink to leave the system, depending on the drink, not mere minutes. It would be quite an extraordinary feat for a really drunk person to pass the field sobriety test even seconds into it (have you never been around really drunk people? they are not exactly coordinated or mildly cognisant of their surroundings; truly, getting out of the car altogether is the wrong move if drunk at all) and their mere attempt at it provides the officer the precise rationale he/she needs to require the breathalyzer test and then to book him or her.
@meestabeck
9 ай бұрын
"We got corndogs, YEP. Those churro stick things, YEP". Me gaping in utter confusion: "You mean TAQUITOS?????!"
@chuckmckinley3673
9 ай бұрын
I moved into a home with spare car parts and hardened bags of stucco (about 15) and I added to the garbage every week. Finally, I wanted to finish it and went for broke. The trash truck driver, a friend, finally told me not to put that stuff in my garbage can. I told him I would stop. I didn’t tell him it was the last of it. It took about 20 weeks or so total!🤣😂🤣
@sethprice241
9 ай бұрын
Back in the 80s up in Detroit, when there something to big to be in the trash, My dad would just walk out there with a 6 pk of beer and hand it to the driver. Whatever it was would disappear.
@sandiepaul9421
9 ай бұрын
Hey, we disposed of an automatic transmission once in colleyville, TX. 😂😂😂
@unboxedcharacter
9 ай бұрын
A polite way to see if people are lgbtqp: just ask them if they see their family during the holidays 😭😭
@Tolbat
9 ай бұрын
invites are cancelled for a reason. No benefit to the future and a waste of natural resources. The only thing that matters are future generations.
@madtabby66
9 ай бұрын
You guys do realize some people grew up in abusive families right?
@cathoderaytube7497
9 ай бұрын
@@dirkjensen969Also Kool aid hair, multiple facial piercings, some article of rainbow colored clothing, and the person saying "My pronouns are 'they/them'! Get it right, you bigot!".
@erichtomanek4739
9 ай бұрын
The episode when Tyler learnt about the birds and the bees and the reindeer .....
@Zubeneshemali
9 ай бұрын
Your Republican uncle will choose to stay away from your ridiculous presumption as your overlook the obvious facts!!
@dangerousliberty
9 ай бұрын
7:00 you don't put metal in the dump.😂
@3RR0R210
9 ай бұрын
As a previous news paper delivery guy, I used that red light hack ALL THE TIME! I even confirmed with a cop one night who was there that I technically wasn't doing anything illegal!
@maximos905
9 ай бұрын
Yes it is illegal to U-turn in the middle of the road.
@travist.7279
9 ай бұрын
I did a similar hack. I was in the downtown area, where every street is "No Left Turn". I was on a motorcycle. I pulled across the intersection, into the first parking space on the other side. I then walked the bike backwards, into the first parking space around the corner. I was pointed in the direction that I wanted to go. When the light changed, I simply went straight ahead. Believe it or not, a cop pulled me over. But, he couldn't prove that I had made an illegal left turn. He was a motorcycle cop. So, he may have been annoyed because he had never thought of that hack, himself.
@justforever96
9 ай бұрын
Because every state has identical traffic laws, gotcha. In many states it is illegal to make a U turn, and if not they have cover all charges about creating a dangerous traffic condition, which I think that would definitely apply as. Don't make the mistake of thinking cops are legal experts, even if every state and most cities didn't have their own traffic codes written with their own special loopholes.
@justforever96
9 ай бұрын
Not to mention that the guy in the video turned right from the left hand lane, which is also not legal anywhere.
@ducewags
9 ай бұрын
@@maximos905 Good thing that driver did a "n" turn, not the "u" turn. Did you see a sign any place making a "U" turn illegal in the clip? Did you see one by the traffic light? NOPE. And that was a "one way" to a "one way" street.
@simpletruth9977
9 ай бұрын
My friends ordered 2 banana shakes from Sonic. His wife got to the bottom of hers and there was half of a banana still in the peel. 😂
@jimtownsend7899
9 ай бұрын
Once when I was a kid, I was eating some canned chicken soup, and chomped down on a rock. My grandmother sent it with a letter to the company, and they sent her an apology letter and a fistful of coupons for more soup.
@eaglerider1826
9 ай бұрын
@@jimtownsend7899 In the late 70's I saw an unopened bottle of Coke that still had an old straw inside .
@cathoderaytube7497
9 ай бұрын
I knew a couple guys up in Canada who found a mouse in a beer they'd just opened. True story.
@evanwilliams3645
9 ай бұрын
@@cathoderaytube7497I still go through the Mackenzie brothers stuff on here. Greatest Canadians ever
@cathoderaytube7497
9 ай бұрын
@@evanwilliams3645 😁👍.
@darrenmessick4971
9 ай бұрын
The car seat being too close is too real haha
@madtabby66
9 ай бұрын
Marry someone roughly the same height as you. We never move the seats.
@darrenmessick4971
9 ай бұрын
@madtabby66 she is only 2 inches shorter than me, im not sure why she drops my steering wheel down and raises the seat so my legs dont fit between the seat and steering wheel.
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
if we have to put the seat down, they have put it up.
@dougbeer2697
9 ай бұрын
I loved the giant blueberries! That is what I thought they were too.
@GenXfrom75
9 ай бұрын
2:35 I push seats back in my own and my husband's truck whenever I drive 😅
@Gary-zq3pz
9 ай бұрын
Ahh, yes.The American Christmas...Uncle Bob makes his usual comment on Cousin Vera(of the purple hair) and her political leaning. A few hours later, the cops show up and Mama calls the bail bondsman. A Proud 'Murican tradition!
@bluered3228
9 ай бұрын
The secret to watching hallmark movies is to make up your own plot, usually involving assassin's
@justsayin3647
9 ай бұрын
I take naps when I try to watch hallmark movies.
@booboo8577
9 ай бұрын
My once conservative son married a far leftist girl. 4 years later and now they will not attend any more family holiday functions (it stresses them out), and I've been told by him face to face that we need to "not interact" ever again.
@maybenot1234
9 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry 😥
@hauntngu4002
9 ай бұрын
What a waste. Nothing lasts forever, and a detrimental choice made over something trivial and meaningless.
@jessemontano762
9 ай бұрын
What a p... Y. Damn
@justinknott4177
9 ай бұрын
My leftist cousin stopped being my cousin and made his kids (that I cared alot about) HATE me because I voted Trump😂 that's family for ya😂
@johnfriday5169
9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry your son joined a cult.
@acbeaumo
9 ай бұрын
16:04 She's multiboxing the slots lmao
@WiscoBoundTrucker
9 ай бұрын
11:00 ish... I love how she said did you die yet 😂🤣😂🤣
@quest4adventure495
9 ай бұрын
Aaaaand now we know which Costco Zed shops at 😂
@colinwalker7204
9 ай бұрын
I learnt not to fall asleep around friends the first time I got drunk at a party after waking up with half an eyebrow and a strange bald spot in the middle of my head.....that stirred something inside me that's left many a friend wishing they'd learnt that lesson earlier in life...lol
@creamsiclem4433
9 ай бұрын
Gotta say the guy that the guy in the window seat proves men grow older but not up. Keep on enjoying life my brother.
@TehButterflyEffect
9 ай бұрын
So you learned not to get drunk?
@wilburrrrr742
9 ай бұрын
If you're gonna fall asleep, you better be sure your friends don't have access to a sharpie 😮
@colinwalker7204
9 ай бұрын
@@TehButterflyEffect That one took me another ten years to learn
@8-BitHeart79
9 ай бұрын
I had a good friend who worked in OG food prep… what is really sad is those soups come in bags from their corporate. If a whole a$$ potato went through quality control in a bag I wonder what else has gone through…
@Rowgue51
9 ай бұрын
The reason they don't go straight to the roadside breath test is because those numbers can't be used in court because those units are proven to be incredibly unreliable. So they try to get you to do all the field sobriety tests and ask you a bazillion questions first to try to rack up as many "clues" or "indicators" as they can to establish the probable cause for arrest. Only after they think they've already got probable cause will they ask you to do the roadside breath test, and that's just for their own purposes to know if they've actually got a good arrest or if they're going to have to explain why the person they just arrested for DUI blew zeroes down the road.
@norfener
9 ай бұрын
I tried getting rid of an old computer chair at the local 'recycling facility' (dump), and they would not accept it, they wanted me to take it to the next town where that the special facilities to deal with soft furnishings. I just took it home, chopped it up with an angle-grinder and put it in my normal landfill bin.
@stickerking
9 ай бұрын
As for the alcohol test they have to wait something like 15 minutes after first contact before taking the breath test. This allows time for anything they may have eaten or drank recently as well as making sure the blood alcohol level has time to settle since their last drink
@richelleg225
9 ай бұрын
Also, the more tests they can get in can be used as more evidence of impairment. Lesson is, don't drink and drive people!
@ArleneAdkinsZell
9 ай бұрын
Some states have passed mandates that require the field sobriety to 'back up' the breath test, too many DUI are thrown out on the breath thingy by itself.
@xploration1437
9 ай бұрын
Never take a field sobriety test. They’re not required. The wait time is 30 min. Don’t blow roadside, but you should at the station.
@dragonflash09
8 ай бұрын
The BAC wouldn't "settle", it will continue to climb. Drunk drivers aren't waiting hours after their last drink to start driving.
@Mus.Anonymouse
9 ай бұрын
I thought the cop asked the Alphabet, girl recited the Halphabheth 😂😂😂
@henrykamay8668
9 ай бұрын
I really do agree here with you regarding Hallmark movies. I been saying the same thing to my husband. But isn’t it the same with all rom-com’s? When to my surprise, I watched “My Norwegian Holiday”. That was an awesome movie in comparison to ALL of the others. Different plot , SURPEISE!!!
@maryalicesobczak7091
8 ай бұрын
YES!
@jgilbert7591
9 ай бұрын
Zed, The Love Dr. Tryin' to hook people up.
@dragonbolic2468
9 ай бұрын
15:22 Those so-called “ Chiro stick things”, the answer you are looking for was “ taquitos, taquitos was the correct answer”😂. But churro stick sounds cool.😊
@sarasweightlossjourney1432
9 ай бұрын
Tyler, I want to hear you say, "they took our jobs!" like they say it in South Park 😂. Some of your accents make me think to myself about how good you would do that part😂
@justinknott4177
9 ай бұрын
Come on ZED! It's SAAUUCE! Barbecue!😂
@user-mr1ju7th2y
9 ай бұрын
Definitely pizza sauce
@avalerie4467
9 ай бұрын
@@user-mr1ju7th2yim with you, def pizza sauce
@charlesco7413
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, pizza.
@AarayKyramud
9 ай бұрын
Dude is literally wearing a domino's uniform, Tyler. 🤦♂️
@scottkendrix6231
9 ай бұрын
Domino's Pizza uniform for sure. Definitely pizza sauce.
@threat2demoracy5454
9 ай бұрын
Actually was in a horrible mood until watching this! Just dropped $500 on a PS5 for my son who clearly doesn't deserve it. I felt bad because he wants a cellphone and I refuse until at LEAST 8TH grade. Non negoch! He keeps this up I'm keeping the Ps5 and putting him up for adoption. He is 10! 😂
@Kryten428
9 ай бұрын
You got a PS5 for your kid. Pretty fair trade if you ask me.😁
@pennyleuthard5823
9 ай бұрын
My kids had to wait for a phone until they were 16 and driving... tell your son it could be worse, lol.
@threat2demoracy5454
9 ай бұрын
@@pennyleuthard5823 Absolutely! He is in 5th grade and he says he is the only kid in his class of 26 students to not have a phone. I asked his teacher and she confirmed it was true. SMH... He wants to cross the border because he found out that these "asylum seekers" are getting $5000 and a phone! Not gonna lie made me want to as well! Heck we're paying for them! I want to do homeschool so bad but I'm currently taking care of my Mother. She has a glioblastoma brain tumor and I'm not going to put her in a home. She raised me and my 2 brothers and I won't let her go to a home. My Dad is already in the VA Center for MS, Dementia, & diabetes. It is a ruff time for us all and I just want my son to have a great Christmas. He is going through alot as well. My Mom was like his "mother" model in the home. His actual mom is addicted to meth and can't be around him because of her antics. I could go on for days but I'll spare you lol. I'm sorry I'm not looking for pity. I truly believe everything happens for a reason whether it is good or bad. I believe we will know come Judgment Day! God Bless & Godspeed and have a Merry Christmas!
@threat2demoracy5454
9 ай бұрын
@@Kryten428 Ikr! He has had a ruff year with my Mom "his Grandma" getting brain cancer. His summer vacation from school was nothin special because I'm her primary caregiver so he was cooped up all summer. I wanted to make it up to him. I told him he wasn't getting a ps5 before me! Lol I told him he could have my ps4 pro when I got a ps5 but I hardly play it anymore so I said what the heck and bought him the ps5.
@RayJackson88
9 ай бұрын
Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus starring Steve Guttenberg is the only Hallmark Christmas movie to watch.
@TrulyUnfortunate
9 ай бұрын
I live in a gated community and the neighborhood pays a private company to pick up up trash. On Tuesday they'll pick up anything you put on the curb,if they can pick it up with two people in the truck it goes!! Washing machines,hot water tanks you name it. We tip the garbage dudes very well on Christmas!!
@shanehaney2121
9 ай бұрын
Santa hat, Tyler!
@mjames7674
9 ай бұрын
He works at Domino's... It's sauce, not paint.
@jp-ty1vd
9 ай бұрын
more proof that Zed needs to see ophthalmologist.
@jeremy4046
9 ай бұрын
a neighbor of mine a few years ago had a beef with the trash guys for not picking his trash up if the lid was cracked open an inch. so January comes along and he filled it to the top with water, it was 5 degrees out. the giant block of ice broke the hydraulic arm.
@TehButterflyEffect
9 ай бұрын
I remember them doing that to us a few times. Drove me crazy. How the heck am I supposed to have less trash in the can IF YOU WON'T TAKE IT?!
@ArshesNei8
9 ай бұрын
FSTs have two basic purposes: for police to determine whether there's probable cause for a DUI arrest and to obtain evidence of driver impairment for later use in court. In assessing probable cause for a DUI arrest, lots of considerations can come into play-driving pattern, manner of speech, and the driver's appearance, to name a few. And for many officers, poor FST performance ranks high among the factors that justify a DUI arrest.
@JohnMichaelKaneOG
9 ай бұрын
21:55 for those that don't know, here in the states, this is considered a "Pass" in many Public schools... because trying is 99 percent of the final grade now.
@guardiangibbs2663
9 ай бұрын
That's pizza sauce. Bro is prepping the sauce for the day at a Dominoes. I work for a similar franchise and thanks to Kevin from the office I'm super careful when I have to carry in a new sauce bucket. I refuse to become a meme.
@BloodyBay
9 ай бұрын
13:18 I knew it! I friggin' _knew_ it! *Our Alleged President doesn't wear pants!* 😆
@thisismonitor4099
8 ай бұрын
There is absolutely no issue with the pickup of a toilet... if it fits in the trash can with the lid fully closed and it isn't prohibited material then its just fine - at least where we are. They schedule a specific pickup for stuff that doesn't fit
@downhomesunset
8 ай бұрын
In the town I live in-you get $100 off your sewer/water bill if you replace your old toilet with a water saving toilet. You email a picture of the new toilet label and a picture of your old toilet busted up. My roommate and owner of the house had a blast with the sledgehammer and the old toilet. We put the pieces in the garbage after!
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