“I’m not dancing this season.” Yeah ok we believe you
@connormawe01
5 жыл бұрын
Me: Looks at the PowerPoint from the "Perfect Pokemon Rap" presentation. Me: "Yeah... I give him 3 videos."
@pursuedcomic3
5 жыл бұрын
As of today it’s announced he will break that in his next video, yes they announced this, this isn’t a joke.
@Foxy02016
5 жыл бұрын
pursuedcomic3 the Zelda cooking video right,
@di.ayaladel3804
3 жыл бұрын
Ok I believe you
@natedobson8957
4 жыл бұрын
"Now you might think you are small, and insignificant, and also dead..." This is the most honest call for working class solidarity I've ever seen.
@VampireofEmotion
5 жыл бұрын
the lack of dance is more distressing than the moustache
@isaacmccarthy4559
5 жыл бұрын
VampireofEmotion bring back dance!!!
@Silverwind87
Жыл бұрын
I just realized how hilarious it is that Artorias is considered an average manager, but his dog Sif is an exceptional manager.
@minaashido518
Жыл бұрын
Jon is an average loser but his cat is an exceptional loser
@lud3445
8 ай бұрын
Sif as any dog is a perpetual emotional con that you know it's there but fall for it anyways. Think about it would you like to be told you're doing overtime by some boring old knight or a wolf with fluffy fur and a sword?
@BookWyrmOnAString
7 ай бұрын
@@minaashido518gardfiel?
@Lolbitdrangonmaster
7 ай бұрын
My sister's cat is keeping me from thinking about a pun...
@commandertoastcz6256
6 ай бұрын
Artorias is the guy who just runs of to do his own stuff and then comes back to work like nothing happened.
@katieshead352
5 жыл бұрын
“The best boss is you... and all of your dead friends” As an archaeologist specialising in human burial I have never felt more validated. I and my skeletons thank you BDG.
@kaydencox1561
4 жыл бұрын
... what.
@memequeen7757
5 жыл бұрын
when he said “i’m not your friend” i really felt that 🤘🏻😔🤘🏻 edit: i’m not saying that it’s a bad thing at all!! this is just a dumb joke! (i definitely think it’s important for ppl to realize they aren’t friends with their favourite creators just because they enjoy their content)
@clovely000
5 жыл бұрын
That shit hurted 😢
@RoboJean1994
5 жыл бұрын
Like a dagger in my heart
@sunnysea24
5 жыл бұрын
I felt it like a healthy reminder that even though we love his content we are random internet strangers and need to respect his space 🤘😔🤘
@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc
5 жыл бұрын
Now I am depression
@unblorbosyourshows9635
5 жыл бұрын
@@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc Hello Depression! I wanted to talk with you for a long time. I have just one thing to say: Fuck You.
@supergingerr
3 жыл бұрын
“Which is why I’m including an HR index.” Aldrich Devoured of Gods: *Nervously sweats*
@spike101iscool
5 жыл бұрын
"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as 'gaping'." - McDonalds Training Manual, 2019
@essendossev362
Жыл бұрын
I love the fluidity between the take where Brian still has the wig and moustache in his hand, and then turns to a new shot where he's got a mug held in the exact same position. It almost feels like he magiced the wig and moustache into a mug...
@MegaMGstudios
4 ай бұрын
It's so clean I didn't even notice until after reading your comment
@sksp6335
5 жыл бұрын
I'm just scared about how that wig turned into a cup.
@fernando47180
5 жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn't notice he didn't have a cup at first
@PandaXs1
5 жыл бұрын
I mean he does say the world of dark souls is frightening and murky when it happens
@kittenpower9017
5 жыл бұрын
His dad powers activating
@Faisure
5 жыл бұрын
You Mortal FOOLS!! The moustache only gives him power to rule over the Kingdom of Jorts
The best part of this video is that the 5 C's of being a good boss are actually really applicable to real life bosses
@DaveTheVader
3 жыл бұрын
Especially the last one
@bugdracula1662
3 жыл бұрын
@@DaveTheVader you have clearly always been a boss
@garbage1246
5 жыл бұрын
"this is BDG and he has two forms. twink and twunk."
@thekingofthecats42069
5 жыл бұрын
Thwimp and thwomp
@tape-6
5 жыл бұрын
R Booth fwimps and fwomps
@molIymawk
5 жыл бұрын
R Booth i need you to know this is the funniest reply i’ve ever read on youtube and i’ve been laughing at this on and off for two hours now. thank you so much.
@justas423
5 жыл бұрын
TWUNCH
@Bush-Master
5 жыл бұрын
Man, I didn't realize Brian was actually just Dash's teacher from The Incredibles but with more hair.
@ezekielmartin4323
5 жыл бұрын
Coincidence? I think NOT!
@cringesurvives6313
5 жыл бұрын
Why did you think this was okay to say?
@ashsweet
5 жыл бұрын
The moustache reveal... top ten anime betrayals But for real it’s a look. 10/10
@mystaee2914
5 жыл бұрын
Can you please rank the Pokemon from least to most edible?
@DoomSkuller
5 жыл бұрын
Muk's totally most edible
@wrcz
5 жыл бұрын
that already exists though: i.redd.it/kolk9c7ujfl21.png
@crisrose9707
5 жыл бұрын
Ditto.
@vanelly5652
5 жыл бұрын
KonyHawksProSlaver Okay great, now ALL of them
@wrcz
5 жыл бұрын
@@vanelly5652 if you Google edible Pokemon there's more charts
@thatmtgnerd
3 жыл бұрын
0:04 is the best intro I've ever seen
@starrodpiplup
4 жыл бұрын
5:37 "[She] goes invisible at the first sign of conflict" oh mood
@snaifhassnan6348
15 күн бұрын
449
@Alexa-jv3nz
5 жыл бұрын
Can you rank skyrim properties from a realtor perspective? I want enter Skyrim's housing market with the best value in mind.
@lucehermezs
5 жыл бұрын
Please rate Animal Crossing villagers/npcs as city council members and/or Actual Neighbor Quality
@DoesNotComphoot
5 жыл бұрын
That's actually a good idea, outside of the fact that Vinesauce fans will complain about Scoot's low rating.
@venal5912
5 жыл бұрын
The mustache was ok. Saying that he's not my friend is tough, but understandable. But no dancing this season is unacceptable Brian. Also I'm a crucified deacon what
@awildfilingcabinet6239
4 жыл бұрын
Ok. On a list with such highs as “lord of sin” and “living mountain,” I am an aerobics instructor.
@eow4317
3 жыл бұрын
Same, but burnt.
@Willothemask
3 жыл бұрын
Ditto.
@dschwamm
5 жыл бұрын
I am William, Wayward Orphan. That's not a boss title, that's a Dickens novel.
@YayapLives
5 жыл бұрын
Willingham here, Us Wayward Orphans really got to stick together.
@averagejoey2000
5 жыл бұрын
there be rest when you are done lay your weary head to rest
@bretginn1419
5 жыл бұрын
I am Bret, Gallant Conflagration. However that works.
@Twigggggy
5 жыл бұрын
Jacob, Joyless Centipede Yeah, I'm an Eric Carle book.
@thevoidlord1796
2 жыл бұрын
After finally completing all of the mainline souls games, I can confidently say: this is pretty funny
@lemmetalkaboutthis
4 жыл бұрын
"like I'd get the the title of "someone who had an okay time in high school" Me, immediately and softly: oh baby no
@iketheneek3531
4 жыл бұрын
he had a GREAT time in high school! have you not seen his talent show videos? That man was beloved
@lemmetalkaboutthis
4 жыл бұрын
@@iketheneek3531 ah, I see - my mistake, how silly of me
@iketheneek3531
4 жыл бұрын
@@lemmetalkaboutthis you fool, you utter buffoon
@jacobcolijn4116
2 жыл бұрын
Jacob the crucified conqueror. That gives me such a good idea for a boss
@marenwithanm7091
3 жыл бұрын
The joke where the person takes off fake mustache and hair to reveal the exact same thing underneath is about the best joke ever.
@yosoyunapina
5 жыл бұрын
I have a suggestion: Ranking the employability of Kirby's various forms
@catlamp9894
5 жыл бұрын
Brian single-handedly *_carries_* Polygon now
@helencashwes
5 жыл бұрын
Simone and Pat want to know your location
@conradkorbol
5 жыл бұрын
Helen Ashbrook who are those? I literally haven’t watched any video on polygon that aren’t this guy
@zoegreen5421
5 жыл бұрын
Conrad Korbol id recommend checking them out on overboard or jackbox- they’re lots of fun :)
@judith4987
5 жыл бұрын
@@conradkorbol you should watch Monster Factory. Hasnt got Pat or Simone in it but is a great Polygon series
@johncoleman1930
5 жыл бұрын
@@judith4987 carboys was good too, but then Nick ruined it for everyone
@nhilz
5 жыл бұрын
me: has never played dark souls nor worked in a office environment so i dont have a frame of reference for anything thats being said also me: "oh, very interesting"
@marteawqakuq7455
5 жыл бұрын
I even laughed to the references I doubt I got correctly
@sideatsrocks
5 жыл бұрын
Brian!! It is incredibly important to me to have the knowledge of the edible pokemon! Can I or can I not eat Mr.Mime??? Brian, I demand answers!!!!!
@apollo504
5 жыл бұрын
honestly id watch that lmao
@zoelyons1264
5 жыл бұрын
+
@slice-the-pi
5 жыл бұрын
You can, but they're like pufferfish; you need a properly trained chef to avoid being poisoned. iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/175971170082/my-boyfriend-wont-stop-talking-to-me-about
@capibaradeluxe9193
5 жыл бұрын
YES PLEASE
@EmjiAmsdaughter
5 жыл бұрын
@@slice-the-pi Oh god, that's amazing.
@sayanbhattacharjee9328
5 жыл бұрын
"like when a boss decides to die when you hit in a good way" - Brian David Gilbert, Souls Series Review, 2019.
@masonsykes2240
5 жыл бұрын
69th like
@whiteface513abandonedchann8
5 жыл бұрын
Haha I liked your comment and there are no longer 69 likes hahaha mortal fool
@masonsykes2240
5 жыл бұрын
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 this will eventually have 420 likes and then the tables will have tabled
@sayanbhattacharjee9328
5 жыл бұрын
@@masonsykes2240 it's four months and it's not close to 420 likes :(
@kameronrobison4982
3 жыл бұрын
My boss name is rotting throne watcher, which sounds like the assistant manager that has been working longer than the manager themself.
@carnivalthing
5 жыл бұрын
Y'know, the mustache and hair kind of make you look like Harvey from Stardew Valley. That's not an insult- I married Harvey. Looks great buddy!
@firelight9032
5 жыл бұрын
I literally thought that too but I did not expect anyone else to say it haha
@Lettersforhartigan
5 жыл бұрын
So did I! Guess we have a type lol
@drewc9488
5 жыл бұрын
Married Harvey too ! Just realized why I love BDG’s mustache AHAA
@tesformes
5 жыл бұрын
He's not your friend and you have no say over what he does with his body.
@PerpetuallyDaydreaming
3 ай бұрын
I'm aware that I'm YEARS behind in consuming this video, but my boss name is "Holy Archdemon," and that's simply the coolest name I've ever gotten in one of these generators
@maydaycatz
4 жыл бұрын
"His job title is obviously false" "That's like if I got promoted to 'Guy who had an okay time in High School' "
@Netophile
2 жыл бұрын
"The Joyless throne watcher." A man who has crawled his way to the top, but realizes all that he has left behind and the means to get where he has gotten has left him hollow...
@carlosrosado6130
4 ай бұрын
"Cmon, when has the duke let you down?" Idk man probably when he accidentally caused a spider infestation in the office.
@erincox6399
3 жыл бұрын
“I fully expect my boss, Tara Long, to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful.” She did, in a way...
@andysabur4966
3 жыл бұрын
was looking for this comment lol. hope bdg and polygon parted on amicable terms tho
@youngsorcerer23
5 ай бұрын
"Mutilated Magistrate" is mine, and it goes so hard
@wondermittens1844
4 жыл бұрын
"Wayward Mistake" Constantly distracted, doesn't turn up to work on time ever, hiring them was a bad decision... Yup, that's me.
@spitgorge2021
4 жыл бұрын
me too ...
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
3 ай бұрын
"Crucified serpent spawn" So I'm snake Jesus?
@jakemarchbank
5 жыл бұрын
BDG is living proof to me that I'm not straight
@ewwpoorpeople5684
5 жыл бұрын
But that mustache...
@Pntbllrfrk13
2 жыл бұрын
2 years later but, I got Emaciated Acrobatics Instructor. That. That's not even. Fuck.
that's dope. mine was Nightborne Graverobber, but it was 4 days off from being Nightborne Child, which sounds _terrifying_ and I'm so mad that I wasn't born on the right day. grave robbers are frickin lame.
@soap4451
4 жыл бұрын
that's mine! w and 21st buds :)
@acidcosmos2001
4 жыл бұрын
I got Mutilated Wretch and I'm not sure how to feel about it.
@April_a26
4 жыл бұрын
@@wooby4104 Mutilated Gravekeeper here, stay away from my graves.
@wooby4104
4 жыл бұрын
@@April_a26 plot twist, I'm the reason you're mutilated
@lanceeverett5108
3 жыл бұрын
“Guy who had OK time in High School” - couldn’t even say ‘good time’ for joke, I identify with that.
@Frownlandia
5 жыл бұрын
His mane was pretty luxurious, but his new haircut/moustache combo pairs well with his setting of parasocial boundaries.
@dorongrossman-naples9207
9 ай бұрын
Finally coming back to this video after actually playing Dark Souls and I'm so excited lmao
@reedwells00
5 жыл бұрын
I like imagining you trying to explain what you do, specifically, to your grandparents
@21Cayque12
5 жыл бұрын
He just says that he puts a lot of reasearch into things that have very little meaning
@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208
5 жыл бұрын
Makes gamers around the world fall in love
@dasmause5682
5 жыл бұрын
“Knot-ridden lord of sin” TIL I’m a furry
@angelchiarucci2132
2 ай бұрын
That would make me Angel, Crucified Lord Of Sin
@Mammutidae
5 жыл бұрын
I would have laughed so hard at the moustache gag if I hadn't already seen the BotW episode.
@Melodysys.
9 ай бұрын
The beginning of this episode is such a staggering power move
@truetimewatcher
5 жыл бұрын
Joyless Orphan. I don't get the orphan part but the Polygon twink still called me out.
@SecretRevelation
5 жыл бұрын
You are me. are you me?
@ozzybaba3128
Жыл бұрын
You forgot to say that Mytha the baneful queen’s office is so dirty it makes it toxic and the only way for that to change is to do it yourself
@ace_jaye
4 жыл бұрын
“Accursed grave robber” Honestly I would be surprised if I was grave robbing and wasn’t cursed
@Kyodie-bz1sf
4 жыл бұрын
Funny. I'm a sunken gravekeeper so I feel like our bosses won't get along
@benjaminirving2593
4 жыл бұрын
Kal-El Steel I’m the incorruptible gravekeeper. Fight me
@kiksiidiriiksii7194
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty neat when I read my name as Luke the Luminous Magistrate, so then I tried my brother... Josh the Joyless Orphan. Damn..
@saiclone5067
5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you gave Pinwheel 5 C's. This is unacceptable. - From, The Crucified Bone Collective
@chupika6464
5 жыл бұрын
I must vote for the skeleton lords, as a collective as well -Crucified Bone Collective(but better)
@lukelblitz3627
5 жыл бұрын
what what do you mean gwyndolin is "just ok" are you real with me now this man literally leads a entire guild by himself
@tuesdaynext7370
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he also has a habit of making everything look just fine when it's actually anything but, which leads to surprise layoffs.
@JavaIsnom
5 жыл бұрын
also a cute moon girl
@ellagage1256
5 жыл бұрын
I know! She deserves better
@gatsmen2200
5 жыл бұрын
Not too mention that he’s that kind of boss that tries too avoid you when you offend him, you know, turning around the corner when he sees you and trying too catch up to him feels like it takes an eternity.
@Yal_Rathol
5 жыл бұрын
@@tuesdaynext7370 to be fair, gwyndolin was never actually promoted to a managment position, he's just the highest ranked employee left and all the managers fucked off like a month ago and didn't leave instructions, so the fact that the company still exists at all is a sign that maybe he's more skilled at this than we give him credit for.
@collinliles1928
2 жыл бұрын
The boss title of Luminous Bone Collective will be forever living in my brain rent free
@chrisc9526
2 жыл бұрын
The immediate mustache fakeout was immaculate
@Jungaro
5 жыл бұрын
The extreme amount of charisma bdg has is almost terrifying
@jupiter3589
5 жыл бұрын
it’s the theatre kid energy
@kalamaroe7137
2 жыл бұрын
I'm now imaging an office block filled with Dark Souls bosses working away in their cubicles.
@dclarkmusic
4 жыл бұрын
“Guy who had an ok time in high school” was a big oof. I feel you BDG
@toadztongmainchannel1039
4 жыл бұрын
What th- I’m- my boss title is “burnt centipede”. I’m literally just the centipede demon
@missybarbour6885
4 жыл бұрын
MINE TOO
@Silverwind87
3 жыл бұрын
You nasty.
@namelessbacon9483
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just a sunken mistake apparently
@gorkroymorkins2023
3 жыл бұрын
@@namelessbacon9483 I'm a sunken conqueror so guess I got to conqueror you
@rickastley8655
2 жыл бұрын
„you are not my friend“ oof my heart
@RailfoxStudios
3 жыл бұрын
As a Dark Souls boss, my name is “Accursed Beast” and it honestly couldn’t be more accurate.
@Andrew-ow6fq
3 жыл бұрын
Did the Bloodborne bosses not let you sit at their lunch table
@RailfoxStudios
3 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-ow6fq I mean, I can’t say I blame them. I did devour someone’s wife. In my defense, she tried to pet me, and I bite.
@Andrew-ow6fq
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, that's pretty hypocritical of them.
@RailfoxStudios
3 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-ow6fq Yeah, but sometimes that’s just life I guess
@KnightmarePhoenix_official
2 жыл бұрын
OH ME TOO!
@RekttalofBlades
3 ай бұрын
You really named me “Wayward Orphan” that’s not a title that’s a way of living!
@tenniskongguy7711
3 жыл бұрын
“I fully expect my boss Terra Long to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful” :(
@Peanut_person88
2 ай бұрын
"joyless beast" just kinda fits you know
@disappointed2764
5 жыл бұрын
thank god BDG I was about to apply under the wrong boss. I’m glad you made this guide so I can work efficiently under the best manager possible.
@FroggyGizmo
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Is self conscious about being underweight My Boss title: *Mutilated bone collective* :c
@petitebaguette
4 жыл бұрын
Hang in there pal
@missybarbour6885
4 жыл бұрын
At least you didn't get "emaciated" which was for some reason one of the options
@confusedwhale
4 жыл бұрын
@@missybarbour6885: An emaciated mistake... fantastic.
@eryvac0074
4 жыл бұрын
My name is the rotting mistake. I feel you, man
@FroggyGizmo
4 жыл бұрын
This comment is a safe space for everyone who's name is like a sad eldritch abomination. We got u we feel u
@herobrineharry7698
5 жыл бұрын
I am the Desolate Mistake. Brian how do you know these things
@axdonat
5 жыл бұрын
I am also the Desolate Mistake, nice to meet you bdg is really out knowing everything
@macramelon
5 жыл бұрын
Forsaken Mistake. Yeah, pretty true.
@AnD333
5 жыл бұрын
Rotting mistake here, the titles are really accurate
@cassun603
5 жыл бұрын
Holy Mistake
@Boganthebabe
5 жыл бұрын
@@cassun603 I am also Holy Mistake
@louis559
4 жыл бұрын
13:38 literally everyone's reaction to Sif.
@JackCipherCreations
5 жыл бұрын
Oh good, my solitary spark of serotonin will get some reinforcements.
@pauloltman4960
2 жыл бұрын
My boss title would be the odorous grave robber someone who has some sort of significant smell and always steals lunches
@NorangeBunny
5 жыл бұрын
But Brian The Moustache is too powerful We absolutely cannot handle such power
@tunethederg7638
2 жыл бұрын
"Antonio, the Crucified Beast". What a name.
@RTGame
5 жыл бұрын
it's so good to see you again you beautiful man
@genericyoutubecommentnumbe1946
5 жыл бұрын
This is a weird anime crossover
@stephendalton1331
5 жыл бұрын
Hey dan love your vids almost as much as I love bdg
@meganknapp6226
5 жыл бұрын
Hi RT!!!!!!!
@morelikegayattorney7099
5 жыл бұрын
Daniel what's your boss title
@louisgunstone723
5 жыл бұрын
Somehow I'm not surprised that you would be watching this.
@kylebeardsley6200
3 жыл бұрын
Removing a fake mustache to reveal your real mustache is such a power move.
@featherycoffee1401
3 жыл бұрын
Not as powerful as the line behind it.
@loganstewart3751
3 жыл бұрын
Gene Parmesan vibes
@LudenNine
3 жыл бұрын
Joel Haver vibes
@simonwyzik8661
3 жыл бұрын
You watch Ryan George
@loganstewart3751
3 жыл бұрын
@@simonwyzik8661 I do, yes
@maezelbop
5 жыл бұрын
bdg has gone from 90's suburban mom to cool midwestern dad within a single month
@CastafioreOnYoutube
5 жыл бұрын
Why is this so accurate...?
@justas423
5 жыл бұрын
@@CastafioreOnKZitem because it's true
@syntheticgerbil
5 жыл бұрын
You mean '90s.
@Jukajobs
5 жыл бұрын
who needs parents when you have bdg looking like both of yours, right? is he planning to adopt us all or something?
@zieellingham7297
5 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting him to come trotting up, jorts and socked sandals, with a big grin saying something like 'hey there, sport!'
@j_0anna
5 жыл бұрын
hi brian, this was a good video. thanks, joanna sent from my hot tub
@mistamemewide
5 жыл бұрын
Son of a bitch
@172rkgk
5 жыл бұрын
GET OUT OF THE HOT TUB!!
@jmlkinc
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" - Subscribed.
@meris8486
5 жыл бұрын
The moustache does look stupid though
@quaternaryyy
5 жыл бұрын
@@meris8486 No u
@itstherealbrace6424
5 жыл бұрын
@@meris8486 You may be right but his videos are stupid too
@themindset4164
5 жыл бұрын
@@meris8486 uno reverse card
@Joseph_Drew_III
5 жыл бұрын
It’s been a long day... since when we began
@Misch13f
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" is both the most powerful and quotable phrase BDG has ever said.
@zevspencer-shapiro7029
5 жыл бұрын
I beg to differ. God has cursed me for my hubris.
@Kaiwala
5 жыл бұрын
I stopped the video and liked for that sole reason alone. I don't like Polygon, but holy fuck this man is very good at being hilarious.
@OkamiRose
5 жыл бұрын
A quote I will now be stealing as a woman with bodily autonomy. 😏👌
@tparadox88
5 жыл бұрын
BDG BDE
@alac7875
5 жыл бұрын
@@zevspencer-shapiro7029 Then beg
@rickyrayVig
5 жыл бұрын
Brian David Gilbert is incredibly lanky for carrying the entire weight of the game journalism industry.
@twinostrich8045
5 жыл бұрын
Hey now, don't dis my man Jim Sterling
@schoo9256
5 жыл бұрын
@@twinostrich8045 that was the response i didnt know i needed.
@twinostrich8045
5 жыл бұрын
@@schoo9256 You're welcome, I suppose
@treystokes4090
5 жыл бұрын
have you seen those thighs?
@traviswilliams2348
4 жыл бұрын
Yhatzee crowshaw wants a word.
@sergiocruz162
3 жыл бұрын
My title is “Crucified Sun Guardian,” and I must say, I sound RAD as *HELL*
@IsMgb45
3 жыл бұрын
lucky, I got the crucified aerobics instructor
@ThefifthBishopofGord
3 жыл бұрын
My title is “Luminous Golem” and that is a boring title
@sergiocruz162
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThefifthBishopofGord Honestly, give yourself some credit, that ain’t half bad
@ThefifthBishopofGord
3 жыл бұрын
@@sergiocruz162 okay
@silvercandra4275
3 жыл бұрын
"Burnt bone Collective" ... give me your bones. I want more pelvises.
@Tribdinosaur
5 жыл бұрын
I'm really grateful BDG put the acronyms for his boss criteria at the bottom so I could totally forget what each acronym stands for
@peachabutt
5 жыл бұрын
@@Moths05 Just say fucker
@thepan4ever
5 жыл бұрын
@@peachabutt no
@peachabutt
5 жыл бұрын
@@thepan4ever fucker
@thepan4ever
5 жыл бұрын
@@peachabutt *H O W D A R E Y O U*
@YEs69th420
5 жыл бұрын
It's such a good touch
@charljuliojonnemek2652
3 жыл бұрын
comrade brian does advocacy for worker co-ops (2019, colorized)
@BarbarianGod
Жыл бұрын
and unions! union strong!
@Ozzieapologist
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame that the Ivory King was put in the “good boss-bad guy” list. He used to be an all-around great guy but after that whole Old Chaos business he really let himself go. At least he left management to Alsanna who has plenty of common sense and clearly values the company.
@bluegem8582
Ай бұрын
At least he chose to step down, putting the company's importance above his benefiting from leading it
@mr.stuffdoer8483
22 күн бұрын
Yeah, though she does try to push you away from trying to join the company. You have to fight a monster just to talk to her.
@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804
4 жыл бұрын
"If you kill him, you might become him." Didn't realise this is The Santa Clause
@musetangolazorus1875
4 жыл бұрын
AwesomeKitten K I really like that joke. Like a lot
@weebtrashune8979
4 жыл бұрын
underrated movie
@pennyw2226
4 жыл бұрын
*flashbacks to Danny’s song on the movie*
@parist6735
3 жыл бұрын
Kill him to absorb his power. This is the way of Santa.
@screamsformemes
3 жыл бұрын
OMG A FELLOW GREG!!! HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY
@Furiousa96
5 жыл бұрын
This is a small thing, but thank you for putting CC on your videos.
@egeist5793
5 жыл бұрын
It's a joy
@orionfujiwara
5 жыл бұрын
honestly, it's not a small thing. it SHOULD be, because every video should be captioned, but that's not the case. so yes, polygon captions are GREATLY appreciated.
@anxiousrobot82
5 жыл бұрын
It always makes me super happy as a deaf person 😭😭😭
@Soroboruo
5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Not only are they captioned, but the captions are good and accurate (and have some personality but not in a way that disrupts the usage). Even other Polygon videos have just auto-generated. Idk if it's Brian or someone else, but thank you for making videos I can actually understand.
@guytorie
5 жыл бұрын
The wig and mustache gag was perfect and I am in love with that joke romantically.
@aliencafe
5 жыл бұрын
'I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body' BDG, king of audience/creator boundaries
@isiabet8049
4 жыл бұрын
Top comments with no replies are depressing. Thank me later.
@thelonelyboner1
4 жыл бұрын
@@isiabet8049 yeah I agree
@neolexiousneolexian6079
4 жыл бұрын
@@isiabet8049 I think it's nice. The replies on top comments will almost always be worse than the comment itself, for statistical reasons if nothing else. Seeing no replies is like knowing that everyone appreciates it, and nobody is self-important enough to feel the need to spoil it with their own stupid, entitled opinion. Of course, now I've gone and helped you ruin that, so oops.
@isiabet8049
4 жыл бұрын
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 idk, to me it sort of feels like you said a joke, but no one but you really laughed? They all cracked a smile but now you feel stupid for doing anything more than that. Idk.
@quaiddairloom9221
Жыл бұрын
Pat saying "hey yo can I gape in here?" At the end sent me, I didn't hear that the first time I watched
@ILY1273
4 жыл бұрын
"Spend all day on Reddit and then send one email at 5 and peace out." *Sweats nervously in receptionist.*
@nathan.w05
4 жыл бұрын
*fuck around on Reddit
@theblackbaron4119
4 жыл бұрын
Please, don't parasitically invade receptionists and sweat inside their bodies. That's disgusting.
@Nannada1212
4 жыл бұрын
Kinda a yikes here
@zelg.5551
4 жыл бұрын
@@theblackbaron4119 What's disgusting is your kinkshaming. He and the receptionist are both (allegedly) concenting adults, they can do whatever they want in their spare time. Yes, even invade each other's bodies with *[redacted]* and sweating up a storm in there through vigorous frictions.
@rynabuns
4 жыл бұрын
I do that, it's just that I'm unemployed as well
@kaylynmeier3831
3 жыл бұрын
"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping." Me, a sex worker: 😅
@vi_cesario
7 ай бұрын
under one circumstance should you be in a work setting and described as gaping
@R0S3inC0NCR33T
4 жыл бұрын
my boss title generator name was "knot-ridden dragonrider", which just makes me sound like a furry
@ihinx4272
4 жыл бұрын
Mine was burnt orphan
@lukefrancois6173
4 жыл бұрын
I'm "forsaken mistake"
@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436
4 жыл бұрын
Joyless archivist is mine, though i think the joyless is a given
@lemonhead1571
4 жыл бұрын
@@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 Gunther, The Archivist
@lemonhead1571
4 жыл бұрын
Damn, you right. That sucks, sorry man. I have either Luminous Beast or Forsaken Beast and I don't know which sounds better.
@patterbay
5 жыл бұрын
In an interview a month ago, I was asked what qualities I liked in a boss. I answered the five C's (almost) verbatim I have my first job in an office now
@Marispider
5 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming CGTTOAMF was the part that forced you to put that "almost" in there. If it wasn't, you have power inside of you and deserved that job anyways.
@EDoyl
5 жыл бұрын
SLICES! DICES! BIG OL' CRUNCHERS!
@cinnamonkittamon
5 жыл бұрын
What did you actually say for the last C though I'm really curious
@ondrejsaska3201
4 жыл бұрын
Can just really go to town on a motherflipper
@cinnamonkittamon
4 жыл бұрын
@@ondrejsaska3201 Specifically capable of beating the hell out someone who can cause female parents to perform full rotations in the air
@Jessie_Helms
3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget at work one time a coworker was trying on a pair of slacks (I’m a wardrobe consultant) and the waist band was too loose. My tailor said, “it’s good in the legs but you’re gaping” and I _LOST IT_ and then had to explain to a 60 year old tailor that someone took the bad guys from a video game, ranked them as managers, and said “under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping.”
@ThyGeep
5 жыл бұрын
BDG went from looking like my son to my dad real quick
@VauxhaIIOpel
5 жыл бұрын
wait
@Raph584
5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Daddy Gaymer
@saxmaverick
4 жыл бұрын
From son, to dad, to daddy?
@Netheraptr
4 жыл бұрын
From you’re profile pic I’m assuming neither matter to you.
@Dark0neone
4 жыл бұрын
@@Netheraptr or maybe it a fucking joke and you shouldn't be so insufferable, you tool.
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