lemme get 5 on the diesel...$20 scratcher and ah roll ah grizzlies
@abdullahharis9875
8 ай бұрын
Lol
@officialmoai3107
8 ай бұрын
lol
@codybertram6122
8 ай бұрын
I’m the guy shaking the hose to get every last drop of that ethanol free 87 octane
@elburritoboys4348
8 ай бұрын
Joe forgot the pumper that cleans their entire car with the window squeegee
@Mike-sr6gd
8 ай бұрын
Aww dog you saw me😮
@YT-algorithm-is-strange
7 ай бұрын
@@Mike-sr6gd😂😂
@yungkaleido
7 ай бұрын
That’s me bro I can’t see out them dirty ass windows
@SpikeyDee
6 ай бұрын
😳
@Impossible_Fishy
5 ай бұрын
Clean is a strong word
@bacictimi
9 ай бұрын
I’m the one starring at the price numbers and crying from the inside as they roll up
@bowlnow824
8 ай бұрын
Yeah me too
@user-fi1xu1pp7p
8 ай бұрын
"I did that" ~ Joe Biden .... I'm Hunter Biden and I'm a little high on crack.... But I approve what daddy said !
@tannerfisher7629
8 ай бұрын
Same
@coopersullivan2173
7 ай бұрын
I'm a mix of that and the first one he did lookin around lol gotta peep the surroundings in certain areas
@FadedRevelation
7 ай бұрын
I was gonna say... This is me too.
@ShortyG724
9 ай бұрын
Joey you forgot the one who grabs the squeegee and takes care of all the windows
@Sognafar
8 ай бұрын
Me
@LtComDada
8 ай бұрын
Some people use those as urinals
@beeros6496
8 ай бұрын
I thought the same. I thought the last one was going to be it.
@davidshumski4629
7 ай бұрын
@@LtComDada damn you. I wash my hands in there.
@StrawIsEpic
5 ай бұрын
@davidshumski4629 I thought it was used to dip your balls in to cool them down
@jackmiddleton2080
8 ай бұрын
I cross my arms and lean my back against the car while anxiously looking around for people that are going to come and tell me a story about how they need gas but don't have money for gas and this has never happened to them before.
@Mikey-1990
8 ай бұрын
I never had them ask for gas, but I have had people come up to me and ask me for a few bucks to buy cigarettes, and or for a lighter. I don't smoke as it is, so I don't ever carry one and if you're hurting for money that badly, you should probably get your priorities in order first.
@jackmiddleton2080
8 ай бұрын
@@Mikey-1990 Nobody ever is that honest with me. It is half general help/food seeking and it feels like the other half is always a scam.
@Mikey-1990
8 ай бұрын
@@jackmiddleton2080Oh I don't doubt it and I'm sure I'll have someone sooner or later ask me.
@blackmetal4546
8 ай бұрын
You just described me to a T 😂
@jonny-dp2qr
8 ай бұрын
Lmao some guy in Arizona came up to me n my buddy while we were pumping gas asking for money so he could get on the bus to see his daughter. Goes on to tell us he was locked up for 20 years for battering a guy with a baseball bat and this was his first day out
@killjoyclown
7 ай бұрын
You forgot the one who holds on to the pump the whole time
@templarknight4903
8 ай бұрын
As a former gas station employee I can confirm I see all of this the whole day
@hayleycakes009
8 ай бұрын
I second thi statement.
@bowlnow824
8 ай бұрын
Third this statement
@kevinreynaga6340
8 ай бұрын
As a person that watches KZitem, I can confirm this is a comment.
@LunaTic-fy9ve
7 ай бұрын
Or the person that doesn't understand what prepaid means?
@gardnetbush9768
8 ай бұрын
He forgot one where you hold the hose up to make sure you get all your gas out of the hose lol😅
@aquifer98
5 ай бұрын
I actually do this so I dont spill gasoline on the car.
@lostpockets2227
4 ай бұрын
and squeeze the nozzle a couple more times just to get the drippins
@leviface007
4 ай бұрын
Reporting this for personal harassment 😭
@erics2091
6 ай бұрын
I’m the pumper who uses a charge card at the pump and tries to get it to stop on “.00” or “.50”. Or things like “$33.33”. I know I can just pay inside or hit some keys on some pumps to limit it but it’s not as fun.
@monicacarballar5140
Ай бұрын
Same 😁
@okdarius
5 ай бұрын
You forgot 7: Standing there staring at the screen that is displaying to me how badly I'm being robbed of my money
@Luv-dq5th
5 ай бұрын
Totally forgot the guy that keeps his hands in his pockets and looks around like everyone is out to kill him
@jeepsblackpowderandlights4305
20 күн бұрын
Because there are people who actually jump you at gas stations. Its happened
@flxingleton
19 күн бұрын
depends on your environment
@PocketRaptor
8 ай бұрын
And then there's me, for some reason still holding the pump handle while it's going. The struggle is real.
@BrendonGillespie
5 ай бұрын
Yep... I had the gas lock malfunction on me once and got gas on my shorts, I'll always hold the pump.
@metaljunkie8393
8 ай бұрын
Yea, i’m the “Waits outside my car and stares into oblivion or have my phone out” or “cleans the trash out of car” 😂
@youtubedislikebutton9316
4 ай бұрын
Same, absolutely the guy who stares at his phone. Feel so damn awkward lmao
@Mikey-ym6ok
4 ай бұрын
Shouldn’t be using the phone while pumping gas…
@GraceWickenshire
9 ай бұрын
Or the one that doesn't even pump, sits at the actual pump, goes inside for about 15 minutes of shopping & coffee, then comes out to drive off.
@hayleycakes009
8 ай бұрын
Aka "the worst customer"
@dozoneil1253
8 ай бұрын
That’s crazy
@dakota6116
8 ай бұрын
Das me, but with my hours it's during down time lol
@hurtcobain3282
8 ай бұрын
color me guilty
@Saixjacket
7 ай бұрын
I did see this the other day, the pump is just the office for them 😂
@dotexe3426
8 ай бұрын
my dad used to be the one who would do the windows and at the end shake the car 4-5 times before taking the nozzle out. was fun to feel the car shake when i was a kid haha.
@beast6525
9 ай бұрын
I’m the 5 on diesel and $2 dollar scratcher lmao😂
@rickyparrish8310
6 ай бұрын
I stand there holding the handle until full
@jazzymichael
Ай бұрын
Im calling the cops
@MichaelAndersonShow
9 ай бұрын
What about the guys whose pump keeps clicking closed lol
@green3488
26 күн бұрын
Happens to me often with 07 mustang 😂
@jeepsblackpowderandlights4305
20 күн бұрын
Pull it out a little
@05cateye96
7 ай бұрын
Im the one that drags a weeks worth of garbage out of the floorboards and throws it away 😂
@wxnded113
8 ай бұрын
Sometimes I'm the window cleaning guy Sometimes I'm the clean the cups out guy and Sometimes I'm the lean back on the rear quarter guy and watch my money get less valuable guy 😂
@Draugluin999
9 ай бұрын
I never seen him this quiet 😅
@operator8470
8 ай бұрын
Your videos always put me in a better mood. You light hearted guy
@yeahman.9262
8 ай бұрын
You forgot the dude smoking while pumping the highly flammable gas lol.
@officialmoai3107
9 ай бұрын
im definitely the first one when I pump gas, I usually stand there and wait til it stops
@PhreshAsPHUCK19
8 ай бұрын
🤔 Something tells me he spent about $30 in diesel. GOT DANG IT JOE! You came TOO close to fillin’ her up! #5onDiesel
@calebboles2697
6 ай бұрын
I’m the guy that just stares awkwardly at the gas price thing going up, and I’ll occasionally clean up trash, or clean the windshield with the squeegee😂
@moises9090
8 ай бұрын
This dude is too good.
@IshhTheFish
8 ай бұрын
I'm the one stretching outside 😂
@kingndanorth
6 ай бұрын
Me too lol. Stretching out the Ole back & legs. Especially on a long ride
@Ronathon02
9 ай бұрын
AHA the curb rash on them wheels…I can relate
@wtfsalommy3250
9 ай бұрын
Dependd if it's 20° or 100° outside
@bonnorbassidy8198
8 ай бұрын
I’m the one grabbing all the Gatorade bottles from the week and throwing em away haha
@Smoke.Official
4 ай бұрын
True
@theessentialgamer9290
8 ай бұрын
I am number 2 personally but if im on a long car trip i turn into the "stretcher"
@davidm6256
8 ай бұрын
I’m standing at the pump monitoring the gas going in, making sure it’s pumping safely!
@ericwatts6291
7 ай бұрын
Same. Apparently we're not normal people for doing what makes the most sense lol
@MistahJay7
Ай бұрын
Same I don't trust it lol
@isaiahmitchell6310
8 ай бұрын
The one that never has to get out to pump my own gas because I live in New Jersey 🤣
@nathanrittri
8 ай бұрын
Amazing! I love your shorts but the vids are the best. Keep it up!
@Mr.Bearns
8 ай бұрын
Don't be in the store for too long, you only got 5 on it. 😅
@shaunsanford2253
8 ай бұрын
When you only put $5 at a time, you're not standing there to long
@AndyMWS
9 ай бұрын
Keep makin these 😂
@AndyMWS
9 ай бұрын
These videos bring me happiness frl
@kuppdaballsstrokedastaff429
9 ай бұрын
Hawaii. We gotta stand there and hold down the lever 🙄
@mordecaijones1388
8 ай бұрын
Done them all, but might I add the guy who fills the gas can and the lottery ticket guy as well
@carolagayoff7380
9 ай бұрын
1 and 2, depends on the weather. 😂
@davidwarnock4743
9 ай бұрын
I'm the 3rd one lol always stretching my back every chance I get
@fromundadeez4823
6 ай бұрын
$20 goes in so quick that I don’t even have time to grab trash from the inside 😂
@gervais.d8399
8 ай бұрын
He's got the work boots on... Ready to fry some chicken.
@junesaez4273
8 ай бұрын
I do atleast 3 🤣 Clean out trash stretch and chill watching the scene 💯
@derekraimo9060
7 ай бұрын
0:14, “What the hell you doin’!? You only put 5 on the diesel, what are you gettin in the dang truck for!?”
@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582
8 ай бұрын
i just stand there waiting until the gas finishes pouring so just standing there staring off into space.
@1shogunate696
8 ай бұрын
In Texas we sit in the car
@shawnh9677
7 ай бұрын
you forgot to roll down the windows and turn the radio up all the way then go in the store
@abrahamacosta2191
8 ай бұрын
😂 I'm the one cleaning all the mess in side the car. 😅
@williewells8067
8 ай бұрын
Im the sit in the truck guy and sometimes the go inside guy while the pump runs. Nice Ram.
@milkylopez9146
8 ай бұрын
I set it and stretch, plan out my next moves. ❤
@NemesisEnforcer7
8 ай бұрын
The one leaning with my back against the car and checking my phone.
@hurtfultruth6539
8 ай бұрын
I'm that person who gets gas normally before the internet came around. Get gas then leave without taking a bunch of extra time to play with your phone and post videos for the internet
@SolvingOurKreation956
7 ай бұрын
I'm team "turn to count down the price while manually holding the gas pump"
@richardcrim3831
8 ай бұрын
You forgot the one who just stands there and holds the pump
@martyp2138
7 ай бұрын
That’s more than $5 on the diesel! 🤣
@unlinked3572
7 ай бұрын
Your forgetting the guy that grabs the squeegee and starts cleaning his whole car 💀
@Startdust171
8 ай бұрын
I’m just the guy leaning on my car looking at all my money going away!
@texavery711
8 ай бұрын
In the winter wait inside the car . I never leave it unattended.
@macaii4700
8 ай бұрын
I watch the meter ring it up as it goes because I know about how close to done it is. It's like watching the clock.
@JLeClair-bk4rz
Ай бұрын
Dang had enough time to get in the truck with only 5 on Diesel...pure bad ass
@flubb831
8 ай бұрын
Im forsure the one throwing out trash 😂😂😂😂
@feartheoldblood8717
4 ай бұрын
Living in a small southern town these videos are fucking perfect!!! Also who has time to sit down or do anything other than pump if you’re only putting 5 on the diesel ???? That isn’t even enough time to do a full scratcher
@FutureKLX300SMowner
5 ай бұрын
#3 in the summer, #2 in the winter
@jonny-dp2qr
8 ай бұрын
Forgot the guy who gets in the car with his door open to sit and smoke a cig
@MThomps17
7 ай бұрын
I literally stand there, hold the pump, and wait until my tank is full. Anyone else?
@whitewater1250
5 ай бұрын
Throwing out the trash 😂
@bigbosssauce7
6 ай бұрын
For a second I thought you were going to forget the guy who goes into the gas station for 15 minutes taking up a pump
@livefreeordie4586
8 ай бұрын
Definitely the last one 😂
@chuckharst8676
8 ай бұрын
Lol. Good one! I'm cleaning the trash out, or washing windshield
@Handerbudd
6 ай бұрын
I would be the one that just stands there and holds the pump
@Noticerofthings
8 ай бұрын
Nice Ram great video thanks for sharing
@Sonic-gy7kq
5 ай бұрын
Bad neighborhood... you bet your ass im getting back in, locking the car, and watching the pump. Any other neighborhood and if its summer (midwest) im standing outside contemplating life till I hear that pump click.
@jaylanharper48
8 ай бұрын
I'm the one only putting in $10 in the tank so I have an excuse not to go anywhere
@LIFTEDIT1
8 ай бұрын
The one in the end: start pump, head in, checkout n go
@bigsmoke7381
8 ай бұрын
I’m a little bit of all that combined plus using the squeegee to clean my windshield sometimes 😂
@isaiahs.7638
8 ай бұрын
I do the captain Morgan pose when I pump my gas.
@andersonabreu1667
5 ай бұрын
haha you missed the one where he holds the pump till its done lol
@raw7803
8 ай бұрын
2 In my pov, last one in my work vehicle, walking in to get an energy drink and a gas station bagel lol
@Gibsonfan1989
8 ай бұрын
I'm either the guy cleaning out jis truck or going get a snack
@carminesilano1206
7 ай бұрын
😂he plays such a good "trade worker" character
@DaEagles71024
7 ай бұрын
I’m always on the lookout.. not gonna catch me slippin
@JoeCMath
8 ай бұрын
Clearing out the garbage pumper 100%.
@swettyspaghtti
9 ай бұрын
Need the one of the dummy smoking and truck is running during gas up lol
@leomartinez4398
8 ай бұрын
I was legit waiting for the one who goes in the store and it was the last one 🤣😂👍
@wxnded113
8 ай бұрын
Yeahh gotta watch out for those gas goblins though tryna fill up their tank from your wallet 😂
@easontran213
2 ай бұрын
all the above, straight up. i’m always doing the most for some reason
@BigBobBossin
8 ай бұрын
Wow, seems like I'm all of them depending on the time of year! haha
@El_Boots
8 ай бұрын
Im the one throwing out my trash into trash can 😂
@itranscendencei7964
8 ай бұрын
The second one. Every time. Lol
@gabrielfonseca9571
Ай бұрын
I'm all them. That's my week. I go inside for 20 scratcher on Fridays
@RezuSlasher
8 ай бұрын
Bro really licked his thumb after touching that handle
@MirsTrip
8 ай бұрын
I can think of atleast 5 more ways of pumping gas lol weird how much of an art it is
@fattygunzblazin9055
24 күн бұрын
I definitely can relate to the last one cause I have trash in my truck daily
@iammelyss_vloggs9550
3 ай бұрын
Joe you are freaking funny a true comic genius
@anthonycristofani6856
8 ай бұрын
Wait now how does he have all that spare time with only 5 on the diesel???
@FirstLast-yr9kx
8 ай бұрын
$5 on the diesel.... about 5 times I guess lol
@magoobabuffalogaming
5 ай бұрын
The Jersey pumper. Where I sit in my car and someone else gets paid to do it for you. Great way to create jobs.
@Hannah-io9jb
2 ай бұрын
I’m the only gas pumper who stands with pepper spray in hand. Then looks at all my surroundings before quickly hopping in my car and locking the door. 😂
@ryanglaser5336
8 ай бұрын
Where is the guy with the hardcore bass pumping and you hear the license plate rattling
@Guyatwo_9321
7 ай бұрын
Im the one looking at the guy at the gas pump, pumping gas back to back
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