Thanks for watching, pals! If you’d like your own personalised freestyle rap for you or a special someone, you’re in luck! You can now book me on Cameo: www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy
@afishermansquestbyapostoli6406
4 жыл бұрын
BRAINCELLS CONECTION SPEED : OVER 100TRILLION LIGHTYEARS per ms
@TheSheiit
4 жыл бұрын
No animals except dolphins apparently
@damianvandenhaak
4 жыл бұрын
We need subtitles deffinetly not because my iq is low and I don't know some off the things you mention🤔
@johnjohnny6380
4 жыл бұрын
Water based cremation FYI: "The process is based on alkaline hydrolysis: the body is placed in a pressure vessel that is then filled with a mixture of water and potassium hydroxide, and heated to a temperature around 160 °C (320 °F), but at an elevated pressure, which prevents boiling. Instead, the body is effectively broken down into its chemical components, which takes approximately four to six hours. A lower temperature and pressure may be used, but at a longer duration (98 °C (208 °F), 14 to 16 hours).[5] At the beginning of the process, the mixture is strongly basic, with a pH level of approximately 14; pH drops to 11 by the end, but the final pH level depends on the total operation time and the amount of fat in the body" - wikipedia The more you know...
@kc_switchitup8530
4 жыл бұрын
Do one about mother 3 being released in English. (Get it, won’t happen)
@ethansoar3436
4 жыл бұрын
How the hell is this possible what an intelligent bloke
@themultiverse5447
4 жыл бұрын
Too bad he’s not using his intelligence to break out of the simulation, or help us settle on new planets.
@LtBernum
4 жыл бұрын
@@themultiverse5447 maybe he is though
@chrisrettig7444
3 жыл бұрын
@@themultiverse5447 He probably just realized it's impossible, so he's fuckin around, havin a good time with it.
@game.designer
4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Indonesia, and your knowledge of Orangutan deserves more than one like button. (y)
@philbemji3337
4 жыл бұрын
pookiemana
@Warsoyoutube
4 жыл бұрын
Turner emang gila, ye ngga sih?
@JollyRogerTheDodger
4 жыл бұрын
Saya suka Bali 💞💪
@dennis_duran
4 жыл бұрын
Except when he accidentally said “near” Indonesia
@BaldMancTwat
4 жыл бұрын
@@dennis_duran It's not an accident. Sometimes while freestyling you have to just a use a word that's close enough to what you really want to say for a rhyme or maybe you can't think of a synonym with the right amount of syllables to make it flow.
@hansiharjunharja
4 жыл бұрын
There was only one way Chris could make better videos: Put two in one. Perfection.
@higate_col
4 жыл бұрын
I'm still hoping to see him film a rap video for one of these freestyles
@shaneriggs640
3 жыл бұрын
A collaboration with Harry Mack would be legendary
@JoeBlac
2 жыл бұрын
A rap battle between himself would be awesome.
@Takemura76
4 жыл бұрын
Um, did anyone notice the part where he forgets what come next and asks the crowd without missing a beat? This is on another level
@nursultantulyakbay7070
4 жыл бұрын
I can't even remember any of the suggestions 5 seconds after they are said, and this guy goes and does a rap about all of them.
@PrShadoko
4 жыл бұрын
The suggestions were on another level on this one! And so were you!
@SuporexTV
4 жыл бұрын
I just heard suggestions and already had to hit a like as I am confident Chris will make a masterpiece out of that...
@1pho3nixmatt
4 жыл бұрын
Person: "'Orange' doesn't rhyme with anything" Chris: "Hold my non-alcoholic beer."
@Weltz.z
4 жыл бұрын
😑
@ophiolatreia93
4 жыл бұрын
pho3nixmatt actually it does.... it rhymes with lozenge (ive literally been waiting 30 years to say that lol)
@martinclarke9178
4 жыл бұрын
If you bend the words it can rhyme, fouurr inch dooorr hinge, ( Eminem )
@ophiolatreia93
4 жыл бұрын
Martin Clarke that's cheating. lol
@tiarnan76
4 жыл бұрын
@@martinclarke9178 its actually a really good interview
@kenbrunet6120
4 жыл бұрын
I always have to re-watch these 3 times so my peasant brain can catch all the brilliance layered into these raps!
@hohenstaufenz
3 жыл бұрын
This is pure brutal talent and decades of ferocious reading on every written material out there.
@jasonschneider5293
4 жыл бұрын
My work production has greatly diminished since I’ve found your channel.
@bagpussmacfarlan9008
4 жыл бұрын
I'm suffering that problem right now and I just shared the problem with my friends...absolute genius!
@reneg8
4 жыл бұрын
"we get Elon Musk and instruct him to lead us to alien destruction" Jesus, normal rappers need a day to think in this Level of clever wordplay.
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
4 жыл бұрын
I know, right. That was an unbelievable moment. You could hear the crowd crap themselves in amazement
@magnus-3938
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah played that back multiple times. Man is a genius.
@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
4 жыл бұрын
True, but regular rappers are Human. Chris is superhuman. Huge difference.
@mioszszulecki6362
4 жыл бұрын
im not native english and i dont get what's so great about that verse
@reneg8
4 жыл бұрын
@@mioszszulecki6362 First of all the rhyme is in the sentence as well as in the end. "Elon Musk" and "lead us", but also "instruct him" to "destruction". That is very clever, and impressive to make up on the spot. Also Elon Musk is famous for wanting humanity to go into space, away from earth, and that might attract aliens (if they are out there).
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
4 жыл бұрын
“Impossible” is a mere suggestion
@jessec4032
4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see you on Joe Rogan's Podacast
@BloodAndGutsTV
4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@jessec4032
3 жыл бұрын
@RumiNation Joe interviews a wide variety of guests. Anything from writers and journalists who specializes in ancient civilizations, ancient myths and astrology to a man wrongly convicted of murder for 22 years, comedians, conspiracy theorists, world class athletes, musicians....and even Alex Jones, a man that I am unsure agrees with his own politics. Your close mindedness worries me. Also my comment is over a year old, I admit, Joe has kind of slid in a weird direction lately. Regardless, he can still hold an interesting conversation with a whole host of people who don't fit the stereo type you are trying to push.
@lavvgiver
4 жыл бұрын
"I really prefer the curtains and the drapes match the ginger fur." ... wow. I did NOT see that coming.
@raduantoniu
4 жыл бұрын
I think the first rap was your best to date!
@ForMelToHyde
4 жыл бұрын
This was probably one of the best ones I've seen. You were in the zone!
@KaTaLiNmeseriashu
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you wholeheartedly mate, but please. Were, not we're
@ForMelToHyde
4 жыл бұрын
@@KaTaLiNmeseriashu Sorry I was on mobile. I didn't even catch that!
@ForMelToHyde
4 жыл бұрын
@@KaTaLiNmeseriashu Honestly, I don't even know how that happened. I usually don't type out the apostrophe on mobile, since it will autocorrect. I tried typing out were and it didn't change it to we're.
@KaTaLiNmeseriashu
4 жыл бұрын
we were in pickle, on that we agree. We're fucking autocorrect, right matey?
@timwebster8111
4 жыл бұрын
How does this guy only have 200k subs? The raps are brilliant, highly intelligent and bloody hilarious!
@zwleathers
4 жыл бұрын
After 1 video you have become my #1 favorite freestyle rapper of all time. You were built for this.
@jhalb1584
4 жыл бұрын
Game, set, match...wow! That tennis shit was on another level!
@reubenmendez9856
4 жыл бұрын
Chris, you're CLEARLY wired differently, and for that, I am SO THANKFUL!! Thank you for sharing your AMAZING TALENT!!👏👏👏
@kenbrunet6120
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Chris. I can't enjoy traditional rap as much anymore! The bar has been raised!
@teabaggingscorpion4288
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna find the one with 9th century crop rotation
@exporteur4391
4 жыл бұрын
I know people write this to every of your videos, but jesus your flow this time was amazing. The beat helped much, but you have such a good rhythm scheme here. Absolutely stunning.
@morganthemusician
4 жыл бұрын
So talented and underappreciated , amazing job again bro
@lordjafon7234
4 жыл бұрын
Got to say that I've seen a few of your other improv raps and this one is probably one of the best. Great suggestions and great lines.
@hollyerorabaugh4406
4 жыл бұрын
Love these so much
@JustAsianGuy9889
4 жыл бұрын
When Impossible is just a word...
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
4 жыл бұрын
9:26 that Elon Musk line has been stuck in my head for days it was so good
@brockrobinson9162
4 жыл бұрын
I haven't been watching you for that long but your fire and I ve watched all of your recent vids keep going you inspired me to try it out and how you just make up a freestyle rap as good as u do on the spot 👌🤩🙌
@andreaseriksson9746
4 жыл бұрын
Incredible gift you have bro. 🙌🏼
@dark1646
4 жыл бұрын
loved your raps man if only I am located close to your standups I could watch, bringing love from Philippines 🙂
@patrickcox8990
4 жыл бұрын
Love these brilliant suggestions, those are the ones that bring out the best of Chris.
@50treefrog
4 жыл бұрын
Now I see why you show the suggestions in every video, it makes it so much easier to follow what you're rapping about
@evchamo2
4 жыл бұрын
8:28- end are probably my favorite freestyle verses you have ever spit, its so witty, steezy, and hilarious!
@magnus-3938
4 жыл бұрын
Bro, I was going to make the same exact comment
@djtrykle
4 жыл бұрын
Well done my friend, well done. Love the suggestions, especially the 2nd rap. I have a feeling the longer you keep at this and people come to your shows knowing what to expect, the suggestions are gonna get better and better. Looking forward to next weeks rap.
@mxwake
4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't ready for an Adelaide dis! Nailed it though.
@x3yz442
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly you’re a legend
@davidsarvo5136
3 жыл бұрын
it's a participle, which is when a verb is used as an adjective
@teamusa4472
3 жыл бұрын
"Surreptitiously pick off a bear" best flow ever
@samueljones6021
3 жыл бұрын
You have a gift good sir. Thanks for sharing. Please stay healthy and keep bringing the joy to us all.
@shanks628
4 жыл бұрын
Absolute fire as always Chris. I especially loved that Adelaide diss. And speaking of Melbourne, any chance you're gonna come down here anytime in the near future? Would love to see one of your shows in person. Oh and just fyi, it's pronounced "Mel Burn" and in fact Aussies have this bad habit of not really saying the R in words so we pronounce it "Mel bun" (but say it really fast)
@ChrisPJTurner
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing planned for Mel-bun, but I’d love to do the MICF one day!
@JTProductions3
4 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisPJTurner dude! Just apply and you can do MICF it's an open festival like Edinburgh. And let me tell you it's soooooo much fun :D
@adrianpjagger
4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up before listening
@onetruenation65
3 ай бұрын
Used fo play tennis, loved the knowledge tidbits he threw in there, especially about the love, probably theew over so many peoples heads
@chrisrobles2012
4 жыл бұрын
I’m here early and there are only 3 comments. So much pressure to not screw this comment up. I guess I will just paint myself camouflage and hide out.
@wwickeddogg
4 жыл бұрын
Weird, there's a comment here, but I can't see it.
@lukebrommage2420
4 жыл бұрын
nice m3
@onetrueone
4 жыл бұрын
m8 learn how to say mate
@dirkonthebeat3684
4 жыл бұрын
John Cena has entered the chat
@brendan805
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Chris, could you make a comment with axtual words on it please?
@gogogamerzz
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, fk amazing. You’re an idol lad, fantastic
@kaaya..
4 жыл бұрын
Haha...like golf, I got a hole in one
@Gold3nPut
4 жыл бұрын
King style freestyle :D Dope stuff!
@kaj4501
4 жыл бұрын
Holy moly, pure fire again, especially that first one!
@bbloomfield6497
4 жыл бұрын
Oyster jumper - absolute pearl of a person within. I really miss managing a comedy venue in Melbourne. Videos like this make me feel like I'm back there.
@ChrisPJTurner
4 жыл бұрын
That is a nice thing to say!
@FloW0311
4 жыл бұрын
Chris never ceases to amaze me. Just how are you doing that mate? Fucking brilliant.
@BREAKocean
4 жыл бұрын
Using precipitation as way of scattering ashes was one of the most genius things i've seen in a suggestions based freestyle
@alexeldridge1900
4 жыл бұрын
Love the titles for your videos !
@lexxussmooth
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are absolutely, ridiculously, undeniably, undoubtedly, AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!
@estanisqss2216
4 жыл бұрын
Wait two insane raps in one vid? It must be my early Christmas present?
@xzed6394
4 жыл бұрын
It’s been about a week. Time to rewatch all your videos again.
@ChrisPJTurner
4 жыл бұрын
🤣 (v impressed if you actually do this)
@xzed6394
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Turner This won’t be the first time 👍😎
@slack7435
4 жыл бұрын
Yay, 2 for 1, must be an early christmas present :D terrific as always!
@miguelsolana8590
2 жыл бұрын
Omg... That you somehow managed to bring that part from the Evolution/ Orangutang and Sumatra AND then you added Jakarta is so crazy... Bro...
@Imsemble
4 жыл бұрын
I think the first one is one of your best raps to date! Keep doing what you're doing man you have a rare and awesome talent that surprises every time
@seanwalker1972
2 жыл бұрын
Seen a few where the suggestion are mundane and you can tell he wants some crazy shit mad mad mad creativity
@mbowerboi5344
3 жыл бұрын
Man I just found you and I watched every1 of your videos you are amazing man!
@brad.walker.airdrie.realtor
4 жыл бұрын
Love these things!
@dirtroadsandwoodstoves
Жыл бұрын
Great stuff. This is a great beat for your voice and style.
@baguetteboi120
4 жыл бұрын
Quite dissapointing you cant like the video twice
@Ianjowett1
4 жыл бұрын
awsome kicking educTED RHYMES
@Ianjowett1
4 жыл бұрын
been a scratch / hip hop dj for nearly 40 years would love to drop a beat for ya . no digital just 2 tables n a mixer and real records
@russelltalker
4 жыл бұрын
So much talent it's actually funny
@xenos7323
4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever considered going on CSGO to rap? Some people who are rapping etc on KZitem started on CSGO surf servers. You're criminally underrated and I would love to see you grow!
@jonathantrauner3742
4 жыл бұрын
1). Wonder Woman Saving Lives, 2). The Decade of 1984, The Amazon Tribe, Gal Gadot, Disco Ball Choreography Routines, and Mrs Patty Jenkins.
@GaryK..
4 жыл бұрын
These just keep getting better!
@Icini
4 жыл бұрын
Damn amazing
@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
4 жыл бұрын
I loved it. Twice! Great display of brilliance.
@davevangenderen1840
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a lyrical wordsmith damn !!! RESPECT !!!
@lesmomentsdepaulo1340
4 жыл бұрын
you are INCREDIBLE !
@jordanznebel1577
4 жыл бұрын
shits lit he makes it look so easy keep it up and im sure youll be the next big thing
@MrLazyleader
4 жыл бұрын
That beat works really well with your style. One of the best so far.
@joelfeliciano3630
4 жыл бұрын
This man just rhymed orange with range. He is a rap God
@fourboysproductionsfbp3761
4 жыл бұрын
Orange Porridge Storage Borage Forge And yea Range Though yes he is in my opinion the worlds best freestyler🔥
@IowaHawkeyes267
3 жыл бұрын
Late but from my understanding he rhymed"I got large range/I like the primates with the fur all range"
@DClairRobinson
4 жыл бұрын
This guy must have 2 brains. One that talks while the other thinks up the direction he's going to go with the suggestions. Then when he's rapping, one brain rhymes and flows while the other draws trivia knowledge and feeds it to the first
@nerobius6101
4 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Adelaide!!
@crowtein6104
4 жыл бұрын
When I hear you freestyle “Hang dong” and “thunder gun express” I shall give ye a proper thumbs up.
@tjtg
4 жыл бұрын
I was in the audience .... said no one EVER
@cornybees4722
4 жыл бұрын
You continue to amaze me chris! Now I really want to watch an Austin Powers movie lol
@SMG706
4 жыл бұрын
You getting better and better bruv, my favourite to date..
@generaldilvry69
4 жыл бұрын
Climaxing Dolphins is either an adverb, verb, or proper noun haha
@GadgetJeffTV
4 жыл бұрын
Just discovered ya man! Awesome stuff!
@PatricSok
4 жыл бұрын
new video on my birthday, Thanks Chris!
@Salonicasoccerbattle
2 жыл бұрын
You are so well educated!And smart! Wow! Great stuff!!
@lacrymal1
3 жыл бұрын
I saw an advertisement for water cremation today and immediately thought of this rap. Did not think that was a real thing. Had to come back for a second listen. Somehow, remembered it was the rap with orangutan crosswalks? How I remembered that, I'll never know.
@fridaysforweekend8186
4 жыл бұрын
Unbeatable Bro!!!
@kenbrunet6120
4 жыл бұрын
Im convinced that Chirs is to me like David Dunn was to Mr Glass!
@shaneriggs640
4 жыл бұрын
Ken Brunet underrated comment.
@stefanioanStrugareanu
4 жыл бұрын
Fire!
@Blood0cean
4 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm glad I'm seeing dude killing the grind. I had a personal stake in his success the first time I saw him like 8 years ago with braces and 100 lbs lighter. It was around the same time I was starting my comedy and saw this dude pure talent and hard work.
@parkerjeans5777
4 жыл бұрын
It be cool if a rapper with actual clout saw this guy and gave him the contract he deserves
@KaTaLiNmeseriashu
4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he's earning quite a lot where he is now
@simon.i3119
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta get this on jj's reddit innit
@simonsicko
4 жыл бұрын
god dam I love these mate! I've binge watched almost every one on youtube! When are you coming to Aus so I can see you in person!?
@rev0luzeR
4 жыл бұрын
Your best one so far i think. You are unbelieveable! Keep it up!
@damar2107
4 жыл бұрын
i'm from sumatra, Love your vids
@Braidan1180
4 жыл бұрын
Hope this one blows up, hella good!
@Philafxs
4 жыл бұрын
Singular title, but double freestyle all the way! Thanks for an early X-mas present!
@wildcard9124
4 жыл бұрын
Who are the 14 people that have disliked this? I wanna met them... actually wait.. no I don't
@TimberTramp
4 жыл бұрын
After water based crematotion I’d have yelled “spontaneous human combustion” ... it was the natural way to go
@tiarnan76
4 жыл бұрын
not really - you're looking for an oxymoron or a paradox - so perhaps - dying peacefully in my sleep due to Ebola
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