I payed two hundred dollars to learn and I still don’t know
@chloevanwyk2356
4 жыл бұрын
A man who did things sometimes
@DoctorFluffy707
4 жыл бұрын
you are hamilton
@asparrowscall
4 жыл бұрын
10 dollar American man
@pantano13
4 жыл бұрын
A guy.
@RossSavill
4 жыл бұрын
"Can they talk?". The timing and delivery. Absolutely cracking up.
@BlogManiac64
4 жыл бұрын
Ross Savill same omg
@damienroyer4689
4 жыл бұрын
Elliot Gough, himbo extraordinaire
@horseoperamarker
3 жыл бұрын
I still don't get the joke to this day
@exalki4110
2 жыл бұрын
I love the way elliots brain works
@ezekielmartin4323
2 жыл бұрын
Every goddamn time
@michamationsyt4910
4 жыл бұрын
I like how they started hyping themselves up when they kicked the kids out.
@AxxLAfriku
4 жыл бұрын
WARNING!!! I am the unprettiest KZitemr worldwide, but somehow I have a lot of fans. Thanks for being a fan, dear Micha
@Stinker0610
4 жыл бұрын
AxxL what the fuck is your channel you look like a kkk.
@harry4716
4 жыл бұрын
AxxL I regret looking at your channel
@vwithav7997
4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku stfu
@emilyisntapedophile8644
4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku your channel is one of the reasons god and satan dont come to earth
@terrijxx3164
4 жыл бұрын
I’m so interested by the way Elliot’s brain works “it can talk?!?!?!!?”
@gecko2023
4 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure I’d call it working xD
@Sunidhi2706
4 жыл бұрын
"what is a botanist?" 😂
@evildoggo22
4 жыл бұрын
Rupika C it’s someone who grows plants
@freedomtalesans4481
3 жыл бұрын
Clone Elliot*
@sola_is_chilling
2 жыл бұрын
in the intro hes just like: why tom????
@breadstick1461
4 жыл бұрын
Tomska: Hey Matthew Perry do a trick Matthew Perry: No Tomska: would you do it for a scooby snack?
@toryslapper69
4 жыл бұрын
could i BE any more convinced?
@evildoggo22
3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t do something for a Scooby snack
@zvolyx3247
3 жыл бұрын
I would sacrafice my firstborn for a scübi snac
@CyberChamp
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting into the bunker and just seeing these 3 bois behind the table. What do you do?
@VeinyWombat
4 жыл бұрын
NUT
@pantano13
4 жыл бұрын
Scream.
@neilyworm
4 жыл бұрын
Break down
@ethan44444lord
4 жыл бұрын
Put a sheet over myself and pretend they can't see me. Tom might not be fooled but the other two might. They might think he's seeing a ghost and I'll survive.
@selevan4185
4 жыл бұрын
Go back out
@welcometomyuniverse2028
4 жыл бұрын
A baby with survival instincts Sound Familiar.... *Baby with a gun has joined the fight*
@notdj4206
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I'm not the only person to think of this
@amitbar5691
4 жыл бұрын
Baby with a gun - baby with a gun - baby
@suomi5475
4 жыл бұрын
BABY WITH A BOMB
@llg2231
3 жыл бұрын
ITS A BABY... WITH... A... GUN!!!!
@aduckwithayoutubechannel
3 жыл бұрын
BABY - WITH - A - *BOMB*
@skysnow2495
4 жыл бұрын
I like how they had Elliot, he ceased to exist, they let in a new Elliot, and then replaced that Elliot with a 3rd Elliot that shits water.
@allystory4681
Жыл бұрын
Good comment
@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_
5 ай бұрын
Just wait till they get a 4th one to replace the Elliot that quit
@ninjayoshi8020
4 ай бұрын
@@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_Wait until they get a 5th Elliot to replace the one from the mine turtle game announcement
@tonynguyen4603
2 ай бұрын
@@ninjayoshi8020oh you mean reb day?
@ninjayoshi8020
2 ай бұрын
@@tonynguyen4603 Woopsie forgot that was Reb Day. I swear she looked so much like Elliot in that video.
@gl00myharvester
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they'd gotten the "ugly baby" and "but they're a baby" together 😂 just a generic ugly baby
@Jpt1012
4 жыл бұрын
Babyception
@clamdove3292
4 жыл бұрын
@@goldenpants1239 uh oh
@stabbystabsters101UwUnity
4 жыл бұрын
@@goldenpants1239 baby x surgeon
@undeadbredd6339
4 жыл бұрын
so....its just rik
@prageruwu69
4 жыл бұрын
@@undeadbredd6339 you just destroyed a baby
@eleanamontazella7249
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about their dynamic is Elliot literally has to put in zero effort and he can have them in hysterics
@tygoliv4157
4 жыл бұрын
“It would be the endless cycle of bloodfuckery!” - Eddie “Tom’s slave” Bowlie
@liam_angel_x5355
2 жыл бұрын
That might be my favorite sentence ever said
@ororion212
4 жыл бұрын
*Pushes kids outside* Me: oh,no *Finds a person who likes touching kids, pushes them outside* Me: " OH NOOOOO"
@Shadamyfan-rs8xc
4 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes. I also feel bad for those kids 😥
@Max_The_Flower
4 жыл бұрын
Shadamyfan 1923 don’t worry, they’re disguised as a man in a trenchcoat
@Shadamyfan-rs8xc
4 жыл бұрын
@@Max_The_Flower oh yeah. I forgot. Good thing they have that trench coat. 😃
@thedukeofnothing6421
4 жыл бұрын
Shadamyfan 1923 wait sec, SHAD!
@prageruwu69
4 жыл бұрын
NOOOO
@KBraid
4 жыл бұрын
This feels more like choosing colonists in Rimworld
@bobblybeth0110
4 жыл бұрын
Is that an Alex kralie pfp or am I just losing my mind
@Cruxin
4 жыл бұрын
Incapable of: Caring
@sarah760
4 жыл бұрын
In tears laughing at the 'what does domesticsted mean...' bit. Perfect timing and the delay in between where Tom and Eddie are not really sure what to say is comedy gold 😂😂😂
@mayag8048
4 жыл бұрын
"They hunger for toenails." I completely LOST IT at that part 😂
@rickrolledferret8007
4 жыл бұрын
Same😂😂😂
@SnailSnail-lo4pm
3 жыл бұрын
My name is koshikage yira and I'm 33 years old...
@angelgutierrez3552
4 жыл бұрын
Now we need fanfiction of them and these characters surviving the apocalypse
@mp-lily7908
4 жыл бұрын
yES WE NEED THAT
@llg2231
3 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS BOOOI
@somenerd2564
2 жыл бұрын
i hate that i want to do this and i know im going to
@therealnoodledog6660
2 жыл бұрын
@@somenerd2564 updates on that fanfiction
@somenerd2564
2 жыл бұрын
@@therealnoodledog6660 nah i gave up 5 words in
@dirtiestdan123
4 жыл бұрын
Elliot: What does...... domesticated mean? *fax machine noises* Can they talk?
@Muip
4 жыл бұрын
The amount of laughter that came out of my mouth was not even measurable
@thephoenixsystem6765
4 жыл бұрын
It was 27 laughter, I measured it with my mirthoscope
@elementalsheep2672
4 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t see the video because of the tears
@flytrapYTP
4 жыл бұрын
@@elementalsheep2672 I'm sorry, don't worry things will get better :(
@cherrisoda892
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony they’re talking about the tears of laughter lol
@purpseatpeeps8641
Жыл бұрын
I take solace in the fact that in a parallel universe the gang drew “an ugly baby who is a baby.”
@Johnhhujj
4 жыл бұрын
“Matthew perry, would you go board up that window?” “No.” “Would you do it for a Scooby snack?”
@umbrebac
2 жыл бұрын
"Hell yeah!"
@scorpiusdiamond
4 жыл бұрын
Elliot's "can they talk?" is a pure 'Some Lovely Board Games' moment.
@tht1person523
4 жыл бұрын
I need a movie of the action duo nudist hunter and ugly survivalist baby
@fraserpittard4382
4 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s just hunt for the wilder people
@lofikaiju
4 жыл бұрын
Peaceout Entertainment lmao that's what I was thinking
@frontiercomics
4 жыл бұрын
That's death stranding lmao
@TheDownUnderGamer01
4 жыл бұрын
My first thought was Detective Baby legs from Rick & Morty.
@thecolorpurple6401
4 жыл бұрын
Tom: I don't wanna f*cka dog! Me: **flashbacks to genius fixes to you're problems.* Also, Tom: A fully domesticated bear Me: **inhales* *CCCCHHHHHEEEEEESSSEEEEEBBUUUUUURRGGGEEEEERRRR!* Edit: Wow thanks for the likes.
@thephoenixsystem6765
4 жыл бұрын
*you're
@rescuerex7031
4 жыл бұрын
@@thephoenixsystem6765 Pretty sure they're saying that the problems belong to you in the Sentance
@chrish7543
4 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Beholder unexpected far cry 5 reference lol
@zoeyanonschild6891
4 жыл бұрын
RescueRex70 Nah, video was titled with “you’re”. It was good comedy And I also thought of Cheeseburger. He was a good boi
@rescuerex7031
4 жыл бұрын
@@zoeyanonschild6891 Oh didn't remember that the title was you're lol
@mister_stoney
2 жыл бұрын
This means that Canonically in the content universe, elliot is both a clone and can shit water. And I thought Tom being elliot's dad was weird
@YaamFel
2 жыл бұрын
I thought tom was just Rick's dad
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION
2 жыл бұрын
@@YaamFel he's both elliot and rik's dad in content lore
@justanotheranimeprofilepic
Жыл бұрын
@@IMPofTHEGASsTATIONhe's only pretending to be Elliot's dad since he was 2
@Protecter117
4 жыл бұрын
I've only ever heard "don't yuck other people's yum" in an Alien audio novel and I'm also a northern scrub like Elliot so I have no idea where he's heard it
@gl00myharvester
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he also is aware of this audio novel
@rollingwaves1290
4 жыл бұрын
I think I might've heard it in a jacksfilms' yiay episode
@cherade99
4 жыл бұрын
Am from Yorkshire, it's common in kink circles online.
@YoruuXD
4 жыл бұрын
I’d love the pages of these prompts to play this myself lmao
@spaghettiwaffles
4 жыл бұрын
“It’s an ugly baby with skills in survival” “Maybe they could team up with the hunter” Baby with a gun?
@springlockd
4 жыл бұрын
"the world is ending" well this sure aged _well_ didnt it-
@evildoggo22
3 жыл бұрын
The earth is still here is it not?
@teridactyl1250
3 жыл бұрын
@@evildoggo22 Is it?
@evildoggo22
3 жыл бұрын
I think so
@bobthedragon9216
3 жыл бұрын
@@evildoggo22 nope
@evildoggo22
3 жыл бұрын
Then what planet am I on?
@PurpleMage49
4 жыл бұрын
"Can they talk" killed me xD I'm honestly crying with laughter x'D
@dakfsdkfdslf8848
4 жыл бұрын
no one, absolutely no one: elliot's shirt: HOOS OGS
@CrustyTheMoist
4 жыл бұрын
dakfsdkfdslf that format makes absolutely zero sense in this context.
@llg2231
3 жыл бұрын
Choose dogs
@ohyeahbonsai
3 жыл бұрын
Whose ogs
@stuiscreative5425
4 жыл бұрын
I fully lost it at elliot's "...can they talk?"
@pinkertonbyweezer
4 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@loucar10
Жыл бұрын
Don't you mean eliot's clone?
@somerandolad
10 ай бұрын
@@loucar10 You mean the one who shits out water?
@nope_118
4 жыл бұрын
The way Elliot delivered 'can they talk?' fucking gets me evertime
@yoanng.5755
4 жыл бұрын
Me : Yes , good #content where no one talks about Smash Elliot : Yet another Fire Emblem Character *War Flashbacks*
@mvwinf
Жыл бұрын
10:07 I have been looking for this clip for MONTHS Elliot is the funniest man alive
@cesarmadero05
4 жыл бұрын
The weirdest cast for The Walking Dead.
@rozieredz
3 жыл бұрын
I really want to see someone write this now
@mikesworld6064
4 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that these three work off of each other SO well. There were parts of this video that I genuinely thought were scripted because of how comically well-timed their chats were :)
@neilmorris3821
4 жыл бұрын
"there's nothing inherantly wrong with toutching kids" tomska 2020
@SkylarGlider
3 жыл бұрын
📸
@michelecitran824
4 жыл бұрын
Just had a quantum mechanics test that ruined my mood. Thank you for being there when I need you the most
@michaelverdugo3968
4 жыл бұрын
It was destined
@andreasheeb9372
4 жыл бұрын
I think this may classify as the most hilarious episode of content ever.😂
@heyehyemoboy
4 жыл бұрын
the title: WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES me, a theatre kid: *WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY!*
@unitds27-delta
Жыл бұрын
*dramatic gasp towards the audience
@dantes4539
4 жыл бұрын
I would like fan art of this scenario. Somebody (who is skilled in art) please do this. This needs to be shown to the world.
@seal8900
2 жыл бұрын
“There is nothing inherently wrong with touching kids” -Tomska, January 28th 2020
@awhellyeah12
4 жыл бұрын
The pause before “can they talk” and also Elliot thinking that’s what domesticated means is so hilarious
@0b1k3n0bi
4 жыл бұрын
Elliot: "Whot... does domesticated... mean... Can they talk?" *Burst out laughing*
@vinnyart92
3 жыл бұрын
the absolutely horrific timing of when this video came out is incredible
@animeducky9
4 жыл бұрын
This is Cards Against Humanity: Brexit Edition
@oliviagraber1785
4 жыл бұрын
I love these videos because they got that feeling of just a couple of fun and creative friends having fun and being funny
@JrgPt96
4 жыл бұрын
Rockets and Hitler? that sounds suspiciously like Wherener von Braun.
@Vlugazoide
4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. He would just build V2s
@joenathan8594
4 жыл бұрын
or just a good half of the US Science division in general.
@ezekielmartin4323
3 жыл бұрын
"When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wherener von Braun.
@sadham2668
2 жыл бұрын
@@joenathan8594 uh what?
@sondpnichqfvd
2 жыл бұрын
@@sadham2668 look up operation paper clip
@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575
4 жыл бұрын
Remember everybody to call the police the next time someone tries to yolk your yum.
@siobhanlawper1051
4 жыл бұрын
You have been smashing it with these last few Contents, love it
@asparrowscall
4 жыл бұрын
Who tells our story
@yaelfeldman6965
4 жыл бұрын
I know that we can win
@towfuuu3935
4 жыл бұрын
Last time I visited this Chanel ( 3 or 2 years ago I think? ) Tom always looks like he's going to end his life in a minute because of depression. I'm happy to see him on his recent videos because it seems he changed a lot he seems happy in his recent videos. I'm glad to see him like this☺️
@Maniac4Bricks
10 ай бұрын
0:22 this aged wonderfully now.
@entothechesnautknight1762
3 жыл бұрын
Ya know, the nurse never specified it had to be a daily sacrifice from the bunker's stock, and it's only to do their job, not regular tasks. Seems like they'd actually be great to have, especially once the raiders come in, since you don't need to keep sacrifices healthy, just alive. Also, it sounds like they'd know the surgeon very well, given his murder-history, so that was also a plus, I think you guys missed out here.
@Donolohe
4 жыл бұрын
That was an amazing episode, holy shit! When you can see gears turning in Elliot's head you know you need to prepare, but you can't be ready for what comes next.
@EggManJoe420
Жыл бұрын
When Elliot said can he talk, i just imagined a bear saying: 'Hello! Ma names jim.'
@yaitz3313
9 ай бұрын
Tom's T-shirt in this video has not aged well.
@afabfelix
4 жыл бұрын
Game: "twitch streamer" Elliot: * puts up THE non-twitch streamer *
@Tainami_
4 жыл бұрын
I was studying my Japanese in the library, decided to take a break, and watch a bit of KZitem. This is the video I picked. It was a big mistake. I had to pause it half way, because I couldn’t hold it in any longer, the bear and furry thing made me cry of laughter
@evanlandis990
4 жыл бұрын
10:39 bear with OC. I will hug and keep
@nullhydrangea
2 жыл бұрын
6:54 When I say this sentence gave me whiplash I mean I stumbled in my own bathroom when I heard this
@xorinoa
4 жыл бұрын
I think this is my fave game played on Content.
@cherrisoda892
4 жыл бұрын
Title “who lives and who dies” Me: Who lives who dies who tells your story!
@bread_ded7025
4 жыл бұрын
i hope there's a part 2 to this, this is amazing
@theanonymouscommenter3035
4 жыл бұрын
0:11 when one of the newsreaders reads the whole autocue
@MrUtah1
2 жыл бұрын
6:12 the greatest sound in humanity
@Theo-qk6wg
3 жыл бұрын
How to ruin your career 101 with tomska: 11:35
@fourtwoDLC
4 жыл бұрын
Amazing content !! What a brilliant idea !! I host a small webradio show weekly and some of your ideas are often referred to in the show. We played an alternative version of the Apology Game last week and I think this one is going to be stolen as well ;) Kudos to you, guys. I've been following you for quite some years now (well, at least Tom) and guys, you rock!! Greetings from France :)
@faerlabaermar
4 жыл бұрын
If only they knew how close to being correct they were as to the state of what would become 2020.
@triforceofdragons
4 жыл бұрын
Elliot's mind is a beautiful thing 🤣
@NazoCrystal
4 жыл бұрын
it’s 4:30 AM, the perfect time to watch CONTENT
@FrenchFries4111
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe this is the last video where Elliot (1) appeared.
@boo_wl
4 жыл бұрын
we accidentally the whole world :(
@verysquishy3904
4 жыл бұрын
i love this series more than i love any other series combined
@EmmaleighKelly
4 жыл бұрын
*"what would you offer?"* I'm mostly useless, but I am a good cook, and I like to clean.. plus I have a habit of not dying and copious amounts of portable chargers.
would love to see more of these things, this was really fun
@jade-indiabalmer5693
4 жыл бұрын
I'm never eating lunch and watching content, at the same time, again
@aaronfaehnle7310
4 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees the title* Me: Me: Me: Me: WHO TELLS THEIR STOOOORYYYYYYY
@ItsTheCLaUD
4 жыл бұрын
This video was ahead of its time
@mylastaltsrrsly5967
4 ай бұрын
Tom's shirt is definitely something
@sentientbeast2066
4 жыл бұрын
13:40 you basically described every retired grandpa in the Oklahoma
@inst_guy
4 жыл бұрын
Video: *exist* Covid: "My time has come"
@THEHAR0LD
4 жыл бұрын
Haha - prescient. But what we didn't know is that people would kick themselves out of the bunker.
@geekjokes8458
4 жыл бұрын
1:16 _ahhh, the correct use of _*_whom'st'd've_*
@razzburryisartistic
Жыл бұрын
“We predict that the world will end this Friday” *they knew*
@courtneyevie
Жыл бұрын
i'd like to mention that with the options they had, one of the people could have been "an ugly baby but they are a baby"
@Aaron-mb5be
4 жыл бұрын
Who lives and who dies AND WHO TELLS YOUR STOOOOOOOORY 🎶🎵🎶
@QweltyNick
4 жыл бұрын
There it is. The comment I was looking for
@GameBugTP
4 жыл бұрын
@@QweltyNick me too
@dragonquestherosrocketslim1403
4 жыл бұрын
Once you're in the Hamilton fandom, you can never escape it.
@SuspectSh0t
4 жыл бұрын
Azzarock Online Shut up
@Aaron-mb5be
4 жыл бұрын
SuspectShot420 NEVER.
@MeonLights
4 жыл бұрын
"Can they talk?" Fucking cracked me up. I dunno if it was the pause beforehand, the way Eddie said it or the laughter afterwards but oh my god.
@_.sleepyghost._659
4 жыл бұрын
“I think they count as one cause they’re in a stack”
@Liam-yk2zl
4 жыл бұрын
This is top quality content today and I really needed it thank u
@scrathed
4 жыл бұрын
I'll do rad tattoos and cover the bunker in awesome art. But I become feral when not provided with tea and pasta daily.
@ognjentasic7537
4 жыл бұрын
So many incredible quotes in this video
@f4d4
4 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the hamilton references in the comments
@f4d4
4 жыл бұрын
*WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYYYYYYYY🎶*
@lizzard4230
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, tom looks great or is it just me, he looks really happy and healthy, I'm so glad for him :)
@ianrose6218
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a little late to the bus, but when the three kids in a trechcoat eat toenails, that doesn't specify clippings. Just so we end up thinking about that.
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