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@yourkiwimate
Жыл бұрын
its rigged the "please wake up" by the rape nurse was great humor
@stealthattack2209
Жыл бұрын
I think the censorship makes it even more hilarious lol
@NotDecided420
Жыл бұрын
JCVD would absolutely destroy fat boy! Surely that's not up for dispute here? JCVD wouldn't hit Seagull where he wanted him to, by patting to the area. He'd just spinning kick his fat, slow head off!
@otchigal6527
Жыл бұрын
Had me laughing out loud for two minutes straight 😂
@user-tl2vd6jp5o
Жыл бұрын
@@stealthattack220914:49 UU 0 mu😊😊
@jwconglomerate332
2 жыл бұрын
"Nobody gets a point, and Seagal loses one." Hard to argue with science.
@infographistehistorichaiti5929
2 жыл бұрын
It seems that Steven doesn't even deserve a zero.
@zainzaidi9819
2 жыл бұрын
Hard to argue with that logic but fair enough
@thzmaniac377
2 жыл бұрын
That one got me so much when he said it 😂🤣
@DatingArchitect
2 жыл бұрын
@@infographistehistorichaiti5929 LMAO! Best comment. Thank you sir!
@filipbartas576
2 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@deankay800
Жыл бұрын
'Steven Seagal puts on an Oscar worthy performance as a coma patient' 😂😂😂
@dazbeal5438
Жыл бұрын
killed me bro
@jasonmcmurtry7812
2 жыл бұрын
You should do a Seagal movie vs a Seagal movie so he can lose both rounds lol
@rui_si
2 жыл бұрын
Steven the Seagull is his own worst enemy.... 🤔 Still would be a legit reason for having a body double.
@Francizy
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@borisp9163
2 жыл бұрын
🤦🏻♂️😭🤣
@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!!!
@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans
2 жыл бұрын
Okay wait, Steven Seagal vs Steven Seagal’s Doubles (voice actors and body doubles) Please help me boost this!!!
@thomashelminski6351
Жыл бұрын
Van Damme doesn't take himself too seriously. He's not afraid to look human. Great job jcvd.
@SpaceIce
2 жыл бұрын
I was really pulling for Seagal here
@darreng8256
2 жыл бұрын
It shows lol
@parsoniareigns
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah again, it's clear for all to see both the unbiased approach and impartiality here today. Space Ice how do you remain so objective.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@parsoniareigns
2 жыл бұрын
@@darreng8256 yeah 😂😂😂
@blarkblark5794
2 жыл бұрын
🤔I feel like you're a little bit racist towards mr Segal!!!
@caniblmolstr4503
2 жыл бұрын
@@blarkblark5794 Is narcissistic moron a race now?
@frustratedalien666
Жыл бұрын
The bench press with just the barbell was epic. I bet Segal was sore for weeks after that momentous feat
@leonidjoseph5483
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, he was just out of coma.
@Satsujinki1973
Жыл бұрын
@@leonidjoseph5483 Yep, only realistic scene in the whole film.
@eduardoaraujo6598
2 жыл бұрын
Van Damme deserve like +100 points, by being the inspiration to Mortal Kombat.
@SpaceIce
2 жыл бұрын
I spoke it over with the judges and you're 100% correct
@toweypat
Жыл бұрын
Holy cow, that's true! I did not know that.
@Charlie_Tea
Жыл бұрын
Seagal deserves +1000 points for being the inspiration for Blood Sport. Seagal is Frank Dux
@kunkkaralho
Жыл бұрын
@@Charlie_Tea You mean the real Frank Dux aka a lying cunt with prolly no real skills? Made into a badass movie tho :D
@seewhativescene
Жыл бұрын
Seagal inspired this kid's sarcastic KZitem movie review channel
@SeekinOne
Жыл бұрын
That training montage of Seagal nearly killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
@MinionG911
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sougata7
Жыл бұрын
goddamn that was funny. "fighting and somehow losing to a tree", "stick fight square dancing" LOL
@dimitrescu182
Жыл бұрын
Especially with whatever the hell this is at 11:30
@TiberiuPopa1
Жыл бұрын
He was injured
@yamatrips
Жыл бұрын
literal rofl
@kratoscar2008
2 жыл бұрын
Also Van Damne is no afraid to make his enemies look strong and suffer a beating.
@crotchy7667
2 жыл бұрын
ah yes, I agree. Van Damme being able to sell that he's getting hit hard or being beat up - so he actually has a challenge to overcome - is one of the best things about a lot of Van Damme's fight scenes.
@kratoscar2008
2 жыл бұрын
@@crotchy7667 Yeah. Seagal had the same issues as Jet Li who I also didnt like and preferred Jackie Chan over him.
@mattway18
2 жыл бұрын
Well, if there’s no tension in a movie then it’s gonna suck
@kratoscar2008
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattway18 Which is why Seagal sucks.
@georgenkansah659
2 жыл бұрын
@@kratoscar2008 what? You didn't like Jet LI?? That makes me sad for some reason. But Jet LI wasnt invincible in his movies right??, No where near Steven Seagal at least , I mean Seagal wouldn't even break a sweat
@chrish5018
Жыл бұрын
I can admit I actually saw Lionheart in the theaters. I actually handed over my money and said “One for Lionheart.” It’s cleansing to share that with everybody. Thank you.
@thedudewashere1987
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing...
@shaz2761
Жыл бұрын
You need to adopt an orphan or something to make up for it.
@Ax9005
Жыл бұрын
Atleast it wasnt hard to kill
@sash0047
Жыл бұрын
We all have done terrible things in the past
@shaz2761
Жыл бұрын
@@sash0047 I killed both my wives for insurance money. So no, I haven't done anything bad in the past
@Liquidcadmus
2 жыл бұрын
JCVD is better than Seagal in every possible way, better actor, better martial artist, better person.
@lowlowseesee
2 жыл бұрын
yep lol. but you forget, seagal is unintentionally funnier lol.
@judgeprime3730
2 жыл бұрын
@@lowlowseesee True, but yah i agree JCVD seems like a cool dude, Seagal would slap your wife and steal your wallet given the chance, lol
@abdou.the.heretic
2 жыл бұрын
@@lowlowseesee he's sooo far up his ass I'm beyond the point of considering him anything by serious 💀💀
@mattway18
2 жыл бұрын
@@lowlowseesee wait, you’re *supposed* to take him seriously? 😨
@Jupiter.141
2 жыл бұрын
seagal reading comments: can I laugh in your face?
@goffimusic
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly had me in tears of laughter watching this. The Seagal run 🏃♂️ 😂😂
@Eralen00
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this guy has absolutely no mercy for Steven Seagal 😂
@Gray_xo
2 жыл бұрын
It's fucking hilarious.
@bigrob966
Жыл бұрын
Seagull deserves no quarter.
@cmiller0987
Жыл бұрын
does he deserve it?
@IslandBoy-808
Жыл бұрын
Because Steven Seagal is an arrogant POS.
@louis-patrickrancourt1565
Жыл бұрын
@@cmiller0987 Seagal is the master of his demise, he's such a douche. Van Damme is a decent, although flawed, human being.
@bethose9484
Жыл бұрын
one thing I didnt think binge watching all of these amazing videos would do to me was gain a massive amount of respect for JCVD. genuinely seems like a nice dude who doesn't take himself too seriously while still being a total badass.
@johnking9942
2 жыл бұрын
Your narration makes Seagal movies watchable.
@doublep1980
2 жыл бұрын
JCVD was in fact a competitive fighter in his youth, he competed under his birth name Jean-Claude Van Varenberg in both point system Karate & later full-contact Kickboxing. He even competed as member of the Belgian national Karate team in european tournaments. You can find his off. fight records online, he wasn't some undefeated world champion but he was a legit high level athlete. He also got his shit together, cleaned up from drugs and is still in great shape today. The guy is 61 years old but can still do the spinning kicks. Plus, he seems like a chill dude who doesn't take himself too serious and can lough at all the memes. Seagal on the other hand, has never been in any official fight whatsover and his entire martial arts credentials are from his former father-in-law, who was a high ranking member in the japanese Aikido Association. He pretty much set him up with a dojo, where Seagal's former wife was doing the actual teaching.(She's still today a respected Aikido instructor in Japan.) Also, he seems like a total narcissist who believes his own BS and don't get me started on all the creepy stuff he has been accused of, over the last decades.
@billywashere6965
2 жыл бұрын
Actually he was almost undefeated... I think he only has 1 loss and it was due to a technicality. The guy was as badass in real life fight tournaments as he appeared in the movies.
@edengaming5021
2 жыл бұрын
@@billywashere6965 lol. ya..sure
@stevejohnson6593
Жыл бұрын
Aikido is useless against anyone with any amount of street brawl experience, according to some..
@spicynoodle7419
Жыл бұрын
@@stevejohnson6593 everyone knows that the best martial art move is the "teenage girl slap spam"
@Darthvegeta8000
Жыл бұрын
@@edengaming5021 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme#Championships_and_accomplishments Mr. Belgium bodybuilding Championships (1976 Gold) Belgium Karate Lightweight Championships (1977 Gold) Belgium Karate team European Championships (1979 Gold) Belgium Coupe des Espoirs Karate Tournament Championships (1980 Silver) Semi-contact / light-contact record: 4 losses - and an insane amount of wins. Kickboxing record: 1 loss, 18 wins. Not exactly a world champion but he had a pretty good career in his youth. He could fight. Steven Seagal could scam. That's about it.
@Ryan-by8ui
Жыл бұрын
That Seagal training montage looks like something you’d see out of a Chapelle skit
@carldzoga1348
2 жыл бұрын
Way back when Planet Hollywood opened in Chicago, my sister went with some friends and JCVD was there and sis asks "Can I have a kiss'? JCVD says, and I quote "These lips aren't for mortals"! 😂😂😂 He did kiss her on the cheek and signed all their autographs and even pulled up a chair to talk to them for a bit.
@tb3621
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, JCVD is a legend!
@lilmoeszyslak4810
2 жыл бұрын
And she survived? Wow!!!!!
@carldzoga1348
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilmoeszyslak4810 ikr, that alone should've done her in! 😆
@carldzoga1348
2 жыл бұрын
@@tb3621 amen!
@crotchy7667
2 жыл бұрын
That's cool! From watching interviews and other videos of Van Damme doing publicity, it seems like he is pretty good with interacting with his fans.
@Messatsu333
Жыл бұрын
Van Damme dance has gotta be the best running joke ever lmao it never gets old
@shaz2761
Жыл бұрын
I dunno, I say Segals skinny body doubles
@jessickalush3305
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of work you put into these makes them all the more hilarious.
@lowlowseesee
2 жыл бұрын
fucking brilliant, i cant stop watching
@flynaty25
2 жыл бұрын
This was definitely made by a jcvd fan
@SpaceIce
2 жыл бұрын
I don't see it. They seem like a completely objective observer using a highly scientific process
@jessickalush3305
2 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceIce 😂😂😂😂 You're the best 🖤
@jessickalush3305
2 жыл бұрын
You put more effort into these, than Seagal does in his "movies". At least it's not a front to launder money. That would be uncouth, and Steven is above that.
@BlazingOwnager
Жыл бұрын
Van Damme seems so chill to hang out with IRL. Seagal seems like it would be absolute hell.
@bobbyosborne2375
2 жыл бұрын
JCVD is actually the real deal as far as his martial arts are concerned. He made better movies too. Check out his reunion with Bolo Yeoung. He seems like a genuinely good dude too. Doesn't take himself to seriously.
@zephyr8072
2 жыл бұрын
Real martial artists don't have to take themselves seriously. The reason Seagal has a rod up his ass is because he knows he's a lazy fraud.
@107Pedro
2 жыл бұрын
"Thats a matter of perspective" no its not, if he won a tournament he's a champion lol Seagal is pathetic
@Metal-Gear-Moogle
2 жыл бұрын
'in hell' is another good van Damme movie. The story is actually pretty good
@AztecUnshaven
2 жыл бұрын
@@107Pedro The Matter of perspective part is whether it was full contact or not, and whether it was a low level amateur tourney or not.
@AztecUnshaven
2 жыл бұрын
@@DemuDesu "soiled pants" eh? That fake story again?
@ibeethatoneguy7807
2 жыл бұрын
Stallone said in interview that he had a party at his house and both JCVD and seagull showed up (yes seagull) and Van Damne called him out in real life. Seagull left after that. Not being the bigger man but left cuz he knew
@jessickalush3305
2 жыл бұрын
If I had one wish, it'd be tos be able to Force Seagal to watch these videos, while I watch him watch them.
@smith077906
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂🍺🍺
@gharqad
2 жыл бұрын
This might just be my favorite comment in the history of KZitem.
@alanjamesh.zamorano1677
2 жыл бұрын
Instead you would get his body double watching the videos. With the fake wig and all. Seagal does what Seagal does best.
@jessickalush3305
2 жыл бұрын
@@alanjamesh.zamorano1677 Providing once again, that is his forte: disappointing his audience
@MistaTofMaine
2 жыл бұрын
Something tells me would be a lot of heavy breathing and sighing.
@epsilontiger
Жыл бұрын
Love his unbiased objectivity! A really great compairison with all the required categories. Most biased reviewers would have forgot about including Handball courts and Swimmingpools.
@dcs4947
2 жыл бұрын
"Nobody gets a point and Seal loses one"...ROTFL 😂🤣🤣
@KonradvonHotzendorf
Жыл бұрын
ROTFL 😂😂😂
@XemawthEvo2
Жыл бұрын
I finally figured it out, Seagal somehow has managed to combine to movements of running with his legs, while swimming with his upper body in order to achieve speeds incomprehensible to human brains, therefore leaving us all stunned
@christopherduffy1703
2 жыл бұрын
JCVD wins every time. He wins just for the simple fact that he always keeps his body in shape to make movies.
@bigfantrailers9975
2 жыл бұрын
Still going to this day. Would love to see No Retreat No Surrender true sequel. kzitem.info/news/bejne/wKZp0KuDnoukg4o
@saiyanwarriorofequestriare9956
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Space Ice. You made me realize I desperately needed to watch more Van Damn movies.
@simondavis750
2 жыл бұрын
The medical treatment was an easy win for Van Dammit. Hyper realistic portrayal of top notch medical care. I went to my doctor and was diagnosed with type 2 diabeetus and his recommendation was to take karate lessons. Cleared it right up and as a bonus it sorted out the bit of gout I had picked up.
@vancebocas7626
Жыл бұрын
You too?!? I was diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and treatment was to take Karate lessons. I've been cancer free for 5 to 10 minutes so far, so it MUST be legit! XD
@MrJedroi258
Жыл бұрын
Its well known that prevention is superior to rehabilitation
@micnorton9487
Жыл бұрын
@@vancebocas7626 ..yeah I'm a drug addict so the rehab doctor prescribed karate lessons... So I learned karate and went back and kicked his azz and stole all his money and drugs...
@vancebocas7626
Жыл бұрын
@@micnorton9487 lmao XD
@De_Si_Re
Жыл бұрын
Actually that's how seagal run in all his early films. Flapping his arms and hands like Raheem Sterling. I still think his first 4 movies like 'Marked for death' and 'out for a kill' were his best films. He still ran like that in them.
@alfasiger4178
2 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't these anti-seagal videos have more views. They're hilarious. Its like no matter what seagal does, its never good enough and he brings that out.
@USMCinfinity
2 жыл бұрын
Anti-Seagal? Seagal should pay this guy as its the only enjoyable to watch him.
@prestongray3119
2 жыл бұрын
Fr 😂😂😂
@triumphbobberbiker
Жыл бұрын
Because the real and original Seagal movies are more hilarious and always get more views!!!
@dkamphaus43
Жыл бұрын
Seagal: "I bet I'm gonna win this contest" Van Damme: "Wrong bet!"
@Pablo-dj4xq
5 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal laying on that bed is truly a generational performance
@Mattastrophic1
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal co-starred in Hard to Kill with one of his ex-wives. She said the movie should be called "Hard to Believe." That should be like -3 for Seagal!
@mattway18
2 жыл бұрын
Hard to Kill this project is more like it
@beekarinsaan
2 жыл бұрын
Hard to Believe 🤣😂🤣😂
@sunnyjohnson992
Жыл бұрын
Yea, Kelly LeBrock. Hard to Watch!
@Rethiman
Жыл бұрын
Seagal running always has me in stitches 😂😂😂
@robertburk5550
2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos so much, I always imagine JCVD actually behind the creation of them while seagal sits in the dark eating ice cream watching them while crying himself asleep 😂
@KayFabeMedia
2 жыл бұрын
He is too lazy to cry. He hires a stunt double to do it for him.
@anakinskywalker336
2 жыл бұрын
@@KayFabeMedia 😂😂😂
@czmisfitsfan
Жыл бұрын
JCVD compliments Segal while giving health advice. He truly is a treasure.
@DanTan_81
2 жыл бұрын
"Lionheart" was called "Wrong Bet" in Australia, and it's definitely a classic and one of Van Damme's best movies, good acting, cinematic fight choreography and endings. Channing Tatum's "Fighting" movie was like a remake/homage.
@billymabum3514
2 жыл бұрын
AWOL in the uk
@ELFanatic
2 жыл бұрын
@@billymabum3514 Wow. so many names. I guess just a lot of legal issues.
@albertenriquez7079
2 жыл бұрын
Nice info bro. Cheers
@scaccu
Жыл бұрын
lol, in Italy was named the opposite: "Lionheart: Winning Bet".
@billymabum3514
Жыл бұрын
@@scaccu haven’t seen it called that in Italy
@Pensi0nar
Жыл бұрын
3:57 that was brutal, I laughed so hard, Steven Seagull can express so many emotions without even showing any emotions :)))))
@Voss_Baba
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal in his prime years can only lift a barbell with no plates.
@faizfuad8361
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@borisp9163
2 жыл бұрын
😂😭😭
@nizloc4118
Жыл бұрын
He picked up plates later for sure though
@stp_79
Жыл бұрын
After looking at minute 11:05, you right 🤣
@leeroden7900
Жыл бұрын
I almost spit my food out when I saw that part.
@hashimhandfield2625
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I think he's about to give Seagal a point he give it the Jean , I'm over here 🤣🤣🤣
@ThatsCrazyBro3752
2 жыл бұрын
How TF do you keep yourself from cracking up when you do these 🤣 Seagal benching 45 lbs and losing to the tree got me 💀💀💀 😂
@Vipers_Pit
Жыл бұрын
“Seagal give us a training wher he some how losing to at tree” 😂😂😂
@8301TheJMan
2 жыл бұрын
Van Damme was in the top tier of those mid 80]s to mid/late 90's action stars along side the likes of Stallone and Arnie in my book. And though not a very good actor no doubt, actually over his career delivered a few performances that were actually pretty damn good, films like "Universal Soldier: Regeneration," "Time Cop", "The Legionnaire," and "Assassination Games" - (which for a low budgeted B action flick that came out a little over a decade ago, was actually pretty damn good imo). Seagal on the other hand - was a complete dog-shit actor, with awful fight choreography, and only was in one decent film - the one in which he died within the first half hour of the movie lol. The only other one of those 80's-90's action stars that was close to being as terrible as he - was Chuck Norris, who atleast had some good fight choreography. Personally i couldn't stand Chuck's whole persona both on screen and off. So much so that, just like Steven, made pretty much every film, (including that "Walker: Texas Ranger" show that so many people beloved for some reason), absolute torture for me to watch. At least he wasn't nearly the horrible piece of shit Steven was/is as a person.
@PikkaBird
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, Executive Decision where he gets sucked out of the F-117. Seems like John Leguizamo got his parts after Steven was written out of the movie for being a massive diva (just a theory). I think he was almost passable in Under Seige, and even had one good line delivery ("You're in the Navy, remember? It's not a job, it's an adventure!") but I don't think I could've watched that movie ever again if it wasn't for Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones delightfully hamming it up.
@crotchy7667
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with your analysis. Van Damme surprisingly has decent range as an actor. He's good at selling the hits (being hit) in fight scenes which makes it more enjoyable to watch. He's good at being a charming goofball too.
@AbdulB
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal had 1 decent movie. Glimmer man watchableish
@MrRoda8143
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal never wanted to get hit in any of his movies, unlike VD, who would constantly get bloodied and bruised, but come back to win the fight
@Snyper1405
Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is way better in every aspect compared to that "overrated" Muppet Seagal. True facts 😉🙌🏽👊🏽💗✨️🔥💯🎬
@olternaut
Жыл бұрын
Van Damme is a flawed man like anybody else. And he admits that he's made his share of mistakes. But what strikes me in stark contrast to Seagal is that Jean Claude Van Damme has learned from his mistakes through the years and he has matured and gained a lot of wisdom. JCVD worked hard during his career to keep his body in shape, worked on his acting skills, and working with good people to make the best movies he could. Seagal has chosen to do the absolute complete opposite.
@David-vg8lx
Жыл бұрын
Absolute complete
@mgonzo3881
2 жыл бұрын
Van Damme is so much more classy, and all around better person than Segal.
@ssa6227
2 жыл бұрын
Only the point he missed was Seagal having smoking hot wife. Man how did she married this fake moron. Huh!
@jessicachafoya3747
Жыл бұрын
“ I have no words” is the best way to describe Seagal’s entire life, career & existence…
@sadrequiem
2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Hard to Kill when I was a kid. As an adult I went to check that movie again and I couldn’t get passed the running scenes. I didn’t remember that at all. HOW WAS HE A MOVIE STAR?!?!?
@ELFanatic
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, nobody knows. He was never good.
@billywashere6965
2 жыл бұрын
@@ELFanatic To be fair, he was depicted as a total bada$$ with very believable fight scenes at the time. Even to this day his first three or four films still hold up quite well in the action department, mostly because he was actually hitting/throwing those poor stuntmen. His most brutal and ultra-violent film would probably be Marked For Death, and it was pretty much top notch action from start to finish.
@statesrights01
2 жыл бұрын
@@billywashere6965Very true!!
@RickReasonnz
2 жыл бұрын
@@ELFanatic But.... SOME people must have enjoyed them, right? Else no one would watch, thus no one would make more... So WHO in their right minds decided to pay to watch Seagal movies? I want names, dammit!
@Mia-dt3gl
Жыл бұрын
He made two good action movies, one of which he wasn’t even the star. That’s all, really.
@rinzler9775
2 жыл бұрын
I found your completley unbiased analysis refreshing.
@anibaldk
2 жыл бұрын
Let's agree that JCVD has not only played villains but also done it wonderfully (like Black Eagle or Expendables II)
@anibaldk
2 жыл бұрын
And No retreat, no surrender for those who love the 80s
@nathanadler1452
2 жыл бұрын
JCVD's best villain is in 2013s Enemies Closer, he's introduced dressed as a vegan mountie with huge curly hair... It's... Magnificent.
@ducedevlstear2471
Жыл бұрын
Seagal wasn't bad at all in Machete
@mikemurdoch9653
Жыл бұрын
That Seagal montage was so powerful, what a champion
@SureJungle23247
2 жыл бұрын
In Australia "lionheart" was call "Wrong Bet". JCVD rocks, I literary have every one of his movies, legend.
@dandychiggins7240
Жыл бұрын
That ehm, "training" scene from Seagal almost killed me 😭
@3dartxsi
2 жыл бұрын
A martial arts film where a doctor prescribed karate lessons is awesome.
@JuniAku
2 жыл бұрын
Segal running and his hand flailing killed me. I can’t believe he was so popular during the early 90s. 😂
@xenuno
Жыл бұрын
Probably because Segal's best movies are better than Van Damm's best. Averaged over time, Van Damm takes the crown however
@JuniAku
Жыл бұрын
@@xenuno I gotta disagree. I preferred Van Damm flicks over Segals back then. Just my opinion though.
@aldorechiasson
Жыл бұрын
they were simpler times🤣
@MrMagnaniman
Жыл бұрын
Under Siege was really just that good. His movies before that were definitely B movies, but they really put some work into Under Siege. Great villains, good action, compelling plot. Still some creepy romantic interest stuff going on, but it worked a lot better before Seagal was fat and obviously dyeing his hair.
@JuniAku
Жыл бұрын
@@MrMagnaniman Under Siege was pretty enjoyable. My uncle loved renting action flicks. Gary Busey is pretty awesome too lol
@noeldc
Жыл бұрын
Just discovered these; now I can't get enough of them!
@VindictiveRaider
2 жыл бұрын
In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard." According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."
@mattway18
2 жыл бұрын
I can see that happening
@sherrysharad
2 жыл бұрын
Wish Seagal would have Jason Statham on speed dial. 😂
@abrahamthebewildered1448
2 жыл бұрын
Yea, I recall Stallone telling that story. The thing is Seagal is an aikido practitioner. Aikido practitioners are known for their epic abilities in their fantasies and no abilitoes in reality. Real fists are to aikido practitioners the way kryptonite is to Superman. In the event you think I'm being too harsh to aikido, you should know that I'm underselling how terrible of a martial arts it is. You might say, "But Abraham, the prowess of a martial art depends on the proficiency of the fighter wielding it," hohoho, not so, my friend. Aikido is truly, truly fake and they maintain their status by having fake demonstrations where 20 students will pretend to attack grandmasters, who then goes on to defeat them with wrist flicks and similarly weak responses. I feel more disdain towards aikido than Space Ice feels towards Steven Seagal. Argh! Anyway, what were we talking about?
@gharqad
2 жыл бұрын
@@abrahamthebewildered1448 So you're saying that Seagal could legitimately win a slap fight against a female opponent? Noted, thanks for the perspective.
@ELFanatic
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@Mazeboxx
Жыл бұрын
Oh god, I couldn't breathe anymore of laughter at the sigh...that complete felling of being absolutely speechless
@IronKore
2 жыл бұрын
Man!!! He even loses a point when he had none!!! Wow!
@ELFanatic
2 жыл бұрын
That's Seagal for you.
@mew10521
Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha
@corycarranza1260
Жыл бұрын
“He’s basically the doctor from Idiocracy” 😂😂😂 RIP Dr Lexus.
@youngmirage5681
2 жыл бұрын
JCVD is a absolute legend there is no comparison between the two
@DerrickDJ
2 жыл бұрын
That VS was close...I was on the edge of my seat! I was also crying from laughing so hard! The best body! No flaws like symmetry or muscle definition (laughing while I type this) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ELWESIN-tb4wy
5 ай бұрын
man i became addicted to your channel, Seagal even in his "prime" is a joke, i wonder why his movies were so popular in the early 90s
@itscarlitosway696
2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing Steven literally transformed into the guy who played him on mad TV
@RickReasonnz
2 жыл бұрын
Been thinking the same thing since I started binging these videos. Will Sasso did great work!
@deannaw9128
Жыл бұрын
Will Sasso
@tirethor972mjolnir3
Жыл бұрын
More like Squint Ringo on Johnny Bravo
@whiterabit09
Жыл бұрын
Good call
@David-vg8lx
Жыл бұрын
No shit mr Sherlock
@michaeldoyle1728
Жыл бұрын
Just discovered this channel and I'm addicted. I actually like the 'bleeps'. Keep it up. (Also, your videos are turning me into a JCVD fan).
@mattgarcia1201
2 жыл бұрын
completely lost it when Segal lost a point 🤣
@Luka-nw6kc
Жыл бұрын
I pretty much agree with everything but the blood bank thing. The blood bank quote is probably the best one liner in movie history.
@GuillaumeRouleau
11 ай бұрын
Says you and you only
@suXses
5 ай бұрын
No no.. I agree with him..@@GuillaumeRouleau
@darreng8256
2 жыл бұрын
omg his running😂
@parsoniareigns
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you think Van Damme would pick up some tips from Seagal. 😂
@lueysixty-six7300
2 жыл бұрын
😆He runs like a goil! BAHAHAHAHA!!🤣
@parsoniareigns
2 жыл бұрын
@@lueysixty-six7300 easy, thats an insult to goils. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jmcc860
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I wonder if he really runs like that 😊
@kleetus92
2 жыл бұрын
Was that because he was in a coma, or does he do that all the time?
@avgeek-and-fashion
Жыл бұрын
I am legit hollering over here, this is amazing!!
@ashtonpain6867
2 жыл бұрын
I grew up watching these movies as a kid and now I understand why my dad never put a Seagal movie ever again
@MrFrefontain
Жыл бұрын
After stick fight square dancing those air karate chop thingies @ 11:26 fucking killed me because you just hear his elbows popping super fast.😂
@billpatterson5461
2 жыл бұрын
We need a Seagal/Van Dam dance off
@parsoniareigns
2 жыл бұрын
In a squash court or pool? 😀
@matthewvolb94
2 жыл бұрын
He gave you one at the end of the video.
@josephbassey1501
2 жыл бұрын
With Seagal flapping his hands while running, I wonder what he'll do while dancing
@toxsickdog
Жыл бұрын
Better yet, A 100 yard dash foot race, That would be Hilarious.
@Hughmonte
Жыл бұрын
The flying idiot hit by truck was flipping hilarious! 🤣
@r0c_itfilms650
2 жыл бұрын
Narrator crack me up every time😂😂
@cherrylove3656
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, this guy has me rolling laughing but everything he say's is true the truth can be funny
@roproart6529
Жыл бұрын
These are great! Please keep making these, but only if you can make them as good as JCVD deserves.
@genox3636
2 жыл бұрын
Emotional standoff- "Seagal, not to be outdone..." lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
@vancebocas7626
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that Seagal didn't win on that totally fair bonus last question. I mean I thought for sure he would take it. XD
@bobbyh4957
2 жыл бұрын
11:23 "Stick fights square dancing.. and whatever the hell..... " 😂🤣😂
@BRIANSTECHTHERAPY
2 жыл бұрын
Binging all these vids!! Amazing content! Subbed!
@thegadflygang5381
2 жыл бұрын
These are like the "CITIZEN KANE" of action films. I genuinely could never decide as they are both that perfect.
@lowlowseesee
2 жыл бұрын
and they are both more fun to watch than that overrated drivel from the past lol
@paulconway384
Жыл бұрын
Kickboxer and Out For Justice are my favourites 😎
@theunsweetkarmaway
Жыл бұрын
Regarding the way Seagal runs... I am about 10 years younger than Seagal, and when I ran track in middle school, it was coached by pretty much everyone to run with your hands looks like that. It apparently was supposed to relax your upper body so you could focus all your energy into your legs or something. It looked ridiculous at track meets, and I'm not sure if it even worked, but if Seagal had similar coaching as a youngster, that kind of explains why he runs like that.
@doriangreen3231
2 жыл бұрын
This channel kicks ass.
@cama73ven
2 жыл бұрын
This channel kicks like JCVD
@David-vg8lx
Жыл бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@peytonpupstar7931
7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: in Australia the JCVD movie Lionheart was actually called "Wrong Bet".
@CAdams93
5 ай бұрын
I wonder why though?
@pickledpelican2094
2 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this page. Total Gold. You are doing an incredible job. Hysterical. 🙏
@janrdoh
Жыл бұрын
I didn't expect such a close score but the bonus round definitely pushed it over the edge.
@genox3636
2 жыл бұрын
I was rooting for Seagal, now after this video I feel like a Lions fan.
@lchpdmq
Жыл бұрын
The blood bank joke line was great, this JCVD jock sniffing must end!😂
@nunosantos00
2 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal gave no proof of how good he was in his movies,Van Damme struggled with his problems with drugs while improving himself everyday. We can ask every actors who worked with Van Damme and Steven wich one is better and 90% of them say Van Damme. Van Damme has the looks and the style. Steven Seagal may think he is a tough guy and martial artist but Van Damme is the example of the real tough guy and martial artist and he can actually kick unlike Steven and the fights on Van Damme's movies despite all the flaws they can have are still more realistic.
@MrPobanz
2 жыл бұрын
90% sounds like a stretch, it's probably closer to 100%
@ralphwiggum1982
2 жыл бұрын
Only thing Steven has going for him is that he’s tall an we rarely if ever seen seagal fight someone close to his size
@AztecUnshaven
2 жыл бұрын
Lol are you kidding? Seagal has actual experience working with SWAT groups firearms instruction, LEO self defense. He also trained with some of the best Japanese Budo/Jujutsu teachers around, plus Karate with Fumio Demura, Tetsuhiro Hokama, etc.
@j.jonahjameson1281
2 жыл бұрын
@@AztecUnshaven JCVD has an actual real fights record, Before he started doing movies
@billywashere6965
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.jonahjameson1281 I don't think we should take away anything from their actual martial arts abilities, as both of them are legitimate. I just think that Jean Claude is the better overall martial artist, and is much more humble about his abilities and capabilities.
@mike1967sam
Жыл бұрын
Hey duderino, I laugh like a maniac with your vids, thanks man, they're amazing.
@mikes5637
2 жыл бұрын
When you realise it's been so long since you've seen Seagal run himself that you didn't remember the flappy Arms.
@elkiki809
2 жыл бұрын
When he showed Seagal running I almost shit myself laughing.
@earlmiranda7310
2 жыл бұрын
I've watched all 20 steven seagal videos, what a masterpiece. Hilarious commentary and sharp editing. Thank you.
@georgejetsonmatson6193
2 жыл бұрын
Another close one!
@SpaceIce
2 жыл бұрын
Took a lot of man hours to calculate the winner
@josephibalio4985
2 жыл бұрын
Van damme over acting seagal is the best
@NicEphesians611
Жыл бұрын
I haven't seen all of your videos yet, but this one has to be the funniest one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@caniblmolstr4503
2 жыл бұрын
Van Damme Flawless victory
@atlvet9442
Жыл бұрын
Bro...I can barely watch this video.... You got my side hurting!😂😂🤣😭😂😂... Best fight in a handball court or ingroundpool 😂😂
@AyoubusMagnus
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving me a lot of laughs . Thanks to you I discovered JCVD dancing. It made me laugh many times.
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