Bob's omega male image actually looked like him. I couldn't stop laughing.
@ashleydavis9215
11 ай бұрын
Ong
@Bisexualdragon4042
7 ай бұрын
😂 it was how proud of this result to the reveal that got me.
@jasonjason6644
11 ай бұрын
Of course, it was obvious all along, how could we have missed marks big big energy he exudes
@soulsearcher9620
11 ай бұрын
He's too short, I couldn't see him. Can he try again?
@DXKing
11 ай бұрын
He was at sucking height in his last video you can't be saying big
@thelocalshoop
11 ай бұрын
a large soul in exchange for a medium p-
@thelocalshoop
11 ай бұрын
i would like to clarify before anybody shoots me on sight that my comment was in fact a markiplier makes reference, please spare me
@YanntastischGER
11 ай бұрын
Big brain energy
@marybell4116
11 ай бұрын
"Quietly confident" Mark's confidence is in no way quiet lol
@LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0
2 ай бұрын
fr “bow down I am 100% sigma”
@al_hews
11 ай бұрын
"who's claude deBUSSY" took me OUTT
@valenpam_
11 ай бұрын
I don’t even know why they made this video, mark has and always will be THE sigma male.
@bakerfamily3
11 ай бұрын
I mean he has like 7 ovens. How could he not be the sigma male 😂
@ShadoeLandman
11 ай бұрын
Mark is the guy who inspired the idea of sigma males. No other person can compare to the original. Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if this were true.
@devontamosley4487
11 ай бұрын
@@ShadoeLandmanJames Dean, the Hollywood actor (1933-1955), he was the originator of the sigma male.
@magistermartin3996
5 ай бұрын
@@devontamosley4487 Thank you for that education mate
@Kingbimmy
5 ай бұрын
@@devontamosley4487that actually makes sense 🤔
@lioneljohnsononvacation2635
11 ай бұрын
Let this be remembered as the day Mark has uttered the word "Bussy"
@adammplays9154
11 ай бұрын
Indeed
@Gamemaster64
11 ай бұрын
This is the second time, but it is a first for the podcast
@timeslice
11 ай бұрын
@@Gamemaster643 actually, as per Unus Annus "Either Bussy or Linda"
@Daymusik
11 ай бұрын
No, that would be during Mark and Seán's playthrough of Bigfoot where Seán busted out that dummy thicc Bigfoot freestyle and Mark talked about Jesus' bussy. We all remember that day!
@NoobSharkey
11 ай бұрын
@@Daymusikiconic Markiplier lore
@KraylebStudios
11 ай бұрын
Mark is the only guy who could go "I'm a sigma/alpha male" and I'd take seriously
@brianpierce5488
11 ай бұрын
True
@LunaBriarRose
10 ай бұрын
And not think them toxic
@niallvaz737
9 ай бұрын
nah tbh I'd say, sure you are as I gently pull his right cheek like he's a toddler
@DaTimmeh
5 ай бұрын
He's the Andrew Tate we needed. Imagine the alpha male scene was headed by Mark. It'd be the most wholesome thing ever. You'd just have buff dudes running around carrying groceries for the elderly.
@KraylebStudios
5 ай бұрын
@@DaTimmeh Yep, and he's actually supportive of other human beings and doesn't promote people to harass and abuse them!
@markiplierfromwalmart
11 ай бұрын
mark acknowledging the fact that he is INDEED a sigma male is giving chad vibes
@HilBethJay
11 ай бұрын
Nobody ever tell Bob about A/B/O AU fanfictions. NOBODY.
@KissKissCthulhu
11 ай бұрын
The noise I just made 😂 no one tell any of them if they got Alpha male
@xeIaire
11 ай бұрын
I scrolled specifically for this comment 😂
@NWolfsson
11 ай бұрын
When I heard the results I was like "Is this Omegaverse? Surely not."
@charadreamuur7229
9 ай бұрын
@@NWolfsson I absolutely feel disgusted and despise that I understand the words being said in this comment section And if these arrangement of words and symbols were shown anybody circa or prior to 1950 they would have an aneurysm. that being said I also thought that too lmao.
@Kingbimmy
5 ай бұрын
That’s why one of my favorite new roasts towards guys who believe they’re “alpha males” and shit, is this: “Oh! I didn’t know you were a furry. That’s cool man.” Being a furry is not inherently the insult, but we all know that every single guy who seriously believes he’s “the alpha” would be freaked out and get all pissy. Shout out to all my furry fam, I respect you 🫶🏻 Insecure dudes just don’t get it, and it makes them uncomfortable. That’s a them issue, not you ❤️
@PandaManiacLP
11 ай бұрын
That was the first episode where I legit fell from my chair wheezing from laughing too hard because a) Mark being the true Sigma Male and actually looking a lil bit like the picture and b) Bob being genuinely offended about his results 🤣
@kittywithagun7742
7 ай бұрын
Mark is straight up the only man who could claim he's a sigma male and I wouldn't instantly run out of the room.
@Arke_PG
11 ай бұрын
This quiz sounds like it's put together by someone that's trying desperately to convince themselves that they are a "sigma male"
@Sirawxy
11 ай бұрын
Aren’t all this abo classification just a silly joke anyway?
@Arke_PG
11 ай бұрын
@@Sirawxy depends on the individual, some would do it as a silly laugh, some would take it more seriously. Though I'd say from my own perspective at least, a lot of these online quizzes are made to validate the writers opinions.
@Sirawxy
11 ай бұрын
@@Arke_PG well, sounds like “male version” of believing zodiac to me 😂
@elismith6106
11 ай бұрын
Honestly if you take the entire quiz, there's a lot of stuff about being a generally decent human in there, they just shouted out the funnier/more ridiculous ones. Also the quiz doesn't seem to take itself seriously (or maybe I just wasn't taking it seriously so it all felt like a joke).
@ryanchivwara5013
9 ай бұрын
If you replay the first 18 seconds again you'll get the answer of who that someone is😂😂
@Kennykenli
10 ай бұрын
I choked at Mark’s "who is Claude da-bussy?" 😭😭😂
@quickkrueger
11 ай бұрын
Mark is so sigma he didn't even know he was sigma
@NotOnLand
9 ай бұрын
Getting a third answer on a Yes/No test that looks _exactly like you_ is something straight out of a cartoon, holy shit
@EGGM4N
7 ай бұрын
"Mine has no percentage" 😭
@Kingbimmy
5 ай бұрын
That shit killed meeee! 😂 I took the test too and didn’t get a percentage. I got “zeta” which seems to apparently be like “bohemian free spirit” who loves people and doesn’t care about competition. So I guess if you get anything other than sigma, there’s no percentage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@pickles7691
11 ай бұрын
i hope mark picked keanu reeves just purely bc of the resemblance
@thurainnanhein4292
11 ай бұрын
Man, I love the thumbnail, accurately represented the 100% sigma energy there.
@dexi89
11 ай бұрын
Wade: "I'm cool 🥺"
@goblin_1-t4s
11 ай бұрын
wade: i dont just stare at you guy. early prop hunt wade: 👁👄👁
@thechugg4372
11 ай бұрын
"Claude Da Bussy??" How has Mark never heard of this composer before I am in pain from laughter send help
@BazukinBelyugovich
2 ай бұрын
I mean, he said he doesn't listen to music Although he did ask if Bob didn't like "Mobart" or "Reythoven"
@lizbarr724
11 ай бұрын
I knew the answers were gonna be good when Bob said "Did you get a...number?"
@na_XIXMMIII
11 ай бұрын
the results fit so well, it's uncanny 😭
@HarrisonSolie
11 ай бұрын
"quiet up, settle down. no wait: saddle up, reverse it?"
@dr.diamond9868
7 ай бұрын
"Mine is a picture of a frumpy chubby dude who kinda looks like me with blonde hair holding a globe." That's the funniest thing i've ever heard, lol
@usageunit
11 ай бұрын
Ironically, Mark did use the correct French pronunciation of Debussy.
@TheMadcap919
10 ай бұрын
Really? This throws my entire idea of pronunciation into question.
@Mariewolf_94
5 ай бұрын
i'm almost positive it isnt pronounced as bussy, i'm pretty sure the u is supposed to be pronounced like "you"
@blakecacini8016
2 ай бұрын
@@Mariewolf_94 not really. I think the correct sound is actually not used in English.
@Mariewolf_94
2 ай бұрын
@@blakecacini8016 oh youre probably right lol
@officially_stoopid1436
11 ай бұрын
Bob, obviously. So enigmatic it couldnt give him a straight forward answer
@ktrujillo
6 ай бұрын
“Swap hazing for witch activity?” Made me laugh way too hard.
@markiplierfromwalmart
11 ай бұрын
MARK BEING 100% SIGMA MALE WAS EXPECTED NGL
@pedrostormrage
11 ай бұрын
So the test results were surprisingly accurate 😂 That being said, I feel Mark is a rare case of being an alpha and an omega at the same time αΩ
@urazz7739
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, Mark is chaotic like that.
@Blueberryyymuffin
7 ай бұрын
Isnt a beta inbetween?
@kendrickdo4319
11 ай бұрын
The artist sure goes hard with each thumbnail. Somehow, I want to see this sigma male versions of them do a Phonk Walk meme
@CLC-1000
11 ай бұрын
I don’t even know what a sigma male is, but I really enjoy this topic. ❤️
@asherdeangelis153
11 ай бұрын
I looked at the comments and thought I was having internet issues but I looked at the timer and saw that I just got her 13 minutes after this was posted by accident. I've never been this early to a video before.
@GandhiOfWar
11 ай бұрын
Bob is a power bottom
@durk5331
11 ай бұрын
No that's Wade, Omegas tend to lie outside the system (why Bob didn't get a %), Betas are the bottoms x3 Omega Male: An Omega male is someone who doesn't feel the need to compete or conform to traditional gender roles and stereotypes. He has his own way of doing things, and he's not afraid to be himself.
@TwiggyHetfield27
11 ай бұрын
Wade: I'm trying to see if I command respect 😂😂😂
@catalin2766
11 ай бұрын
Wade looks like a grandpa that doesn't understand technology while taking the quiz
@sinf0nie
11 ай бұрын
"Who's Claude Debussy" I can't believe Mark knows Tchaikovsky but not Debussy
@Pixelstatic
11 ай бұрын
The real sigma here is Bob's lamp
@M.i.a.A1919
11 ай бұрын
Imagine a collab between Distractable and Brainleak... that would be absolutely amazing.
@some_dude_maybe
11 ай бұрын
Mark: "How drab you got to be that your favorite color is *gray*" Me, who's favorite color is light gray: 🥺
@CriticalPotato
11 ай бұрын
Watch Brooklyn 99 to see more gray representation. Holt's favorite color is gray as well.
@some_dude_maybe
11 ай бұрын
@@CriticalPotato thanks, I'll think about it
@Itsuptomenow
11 ай бұрын
Gray is my favorite color too
@mellennia9
7 ай бұрын
It's one of my many favorites
@YanntastischGER
11 ай бұрын
We always knew Mark was a true sigma male.
@lilpenguin092
11 ай бұрын
I wish the Egyptian alphabet got some love too when describing male archetypes. I fancy myself a "crow" male
@nikky6240
2 ай бұрын
2:03 WHAT MARK? HOW ? MY THOUGHTS WOULD MAKE ME CRASH
@thee1337noob
11 ай бұрын
The sound effect of the 100% sigma busting out of his chains “PFFF” confirm this.
@OingoDeLaBoingo
11 ай бұрын
It's okay Bob, it's called the OMEGAverse, it means you're the whole universe buddy
@Karoo128
11 ай бұрын
Omega Bob confirmed...dont forget ur heat represants XD
@Jaydesque
7 ай бұрын
bob: it's a french name also bob: (verbally trips over chalamet)
@maddyperson1498
11 ай бұрын
I took this quiz and I also got 100% sigma male. I am a socially awkward female, but I will take it
@Lenarddude_
2 ай бұрын
where do you find this quiz
@TheSupart91
11 ай бұрын
We need a random guest appearances since this is a podcast we need ethan or tyler randomly showing up please
@megstone9997
11 ай бұрын
My favorite is pastel grey 😢
@madmadammeag5141
11 ай бұрын
Awww Poor Bob. I THINK YOU'RE A SIGMA BOB!! YOU'RE AWESOME!❤
@youreadthisinyourmindright2604
2 ай бұрын
Mark getting 100% Sigma is just what we expected,
@speakydooman
11 ай бұрын
The moment the video got recommended and popped up on my screen I said out loud "Mark🙄 like who else could it be" well, the result didn't disappoint 😂
@elvaproxima19
11 ай бұрын
I spit my tea out at least three times trying not to laugh. 😂😂
@Y4K3D0
11 ай бұрын
I litterally heard Clog the Bussy
@dewarz1547
3 ай бұрын
Well that's just my average afternoon
@Insanekiller469
11 ай бұрын
3:52 I feel personally attacked for liking the color gray
@dud3655
11 ай бұрын
Oh no, I seem to have found myself a new desktop background
@Cysubtor_8vb
11 ай бұрын
"Did you get a number... What?!" 😂
@MaRaMa-ARTZ
11 ай бұрын
Not to shatter Mark's illusion but I'm a cishet female who took the quiz just for fun and I also got 100% sigma male. LMFAO
@riverstein7251
11 ай бұрын
I guess sigma is a mindset and the real treasure was the Greek alphabet we learned along the way 😂
@Birdy-jw7eb
11 ай бұрын
Me too sis 😂
@verychaosthing
11 ай бұрын
SAME RARARRAA
@knaughta.masso-kist5944
11 ай бұрын
I don't see how this could shatter Mark's "illusion", the quiz is designed for males, so any results by females are null and void.
@MaRaMa-ARTZ
11 ай бұрын
@@kamspw Bro, I burn water. I got super lucky my man is an actual chef. 😆
@jacsenwheeler875
2 ай бұрын
Why do I remember this, it doesn’t feel like I listened to this 9 months ago
@zoro4661WasTaken
11 ай бұрын
SigMA MArk SIGMARK IT ALL MAKES SENSE
@lioneljohnsononvacation2635
11 ай бұрын
BY SIGMAR! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!
@levinletlive
10 ай бұрын
Everybody acts like I'm crazy because I also ride in the car in total silence.
@LesbeansSplatoon
Ай бұрын
We all know Wade is Keanu. ‘Catch my new movie, John Whick…17’
@starly7148
11 ай бұрын
The thumbnail is is absolutely beautiful
@kayleighwilliams6676
11 ай бұрын
I am absolutely wheezing at these results 😂
@elizabethlovett4318
11 ай бұрын
Mark's result revealed to me what the test really is: It's a 'How Annoying Are You' test. Proof? Mark's result 🤣 I'm mostly joking, love all three of you 😂 I had this revelation when I thought: this whole alpha, beta, sigma crap is annoying... and those who call themselves alpha or sigma are either annoying or insecure and it's like calling yourself a Chad or GigaChad. What is this obsession? Appreciate you guys associating Mark with the 'sigma male' though because I think he's a healthier example of a male role model for kids and young men on the internet than many others. I won't say the best role model because that's an unrealistic pedestal no one can achieve, and I assume Mark wouldn't want it either way. Hence 'healthier' - we shouldn't be putting people on pedestals anyway. I do think the test is questionable or wonder if Mark lied a bit in his answers to give himself the sigma result he wanted. Tests aren't that hard to fake answers for the result we want. It's only difficult if there's too many results and too many vague options to tell. Like when I took my Pottermore test - no faking that. Did you guys ever take that test even if out of curiosity? I avoid Harry Potter & anything Rowling since she came out with upsetting words, the only thing being the test on Pottermore. Before that I couldn't afford products of Harry Potter or other unnecessary spending even if I wanted to - for the best really because now it would feel like tainted goods to me. Not gonna lie, I'd be curious what house, wand and especially patronus you'd each have according to the Pottermore test.
@charlesfranks1902
8 ай бұрын
Holding a snow globe would be better than a globe.
@Kingbimmy
5 ай бұрын
I took this dumb quiz and got “Zeta male” which I didn’t even fucking think existed. The description is: “You are a bohemian free spirit who plays by your own rules. You love life, and you love people, and that might make you the biggest winner of them all.” Honestly? Pretty fucking cute, and a little accurate. I literally did not care what my results were gonna be, I just did it for fun, and picked the things closest to me, definitely not expecting sigma or alpha. The whole concept is dumb to me, but zeta? I kinda love that 😂❤
@cocoaswann2095
5 ай бұрын
Still don't understand how Mark doesn't listen to music. It's one of humanity's most beautiful ways of creative expression. But hey, it's part of life's mysteries...or something. Keep waving your Freak Flags high, Mark, Bob and Wade! We love y'all for it! 🙃😅
@tristanmilner9511
11 ай бұрын
The better question is, are you going to talked about a certain horror movie on Distractable of the main channel?
@angeladoty6298
8 ай бұрын
Watching this at work is such a bad idea, i was cracking up and really didnt want to explain why to my coworkers cause how do you explain their conversations to people who arent chronically online 😅
@saphires2875
11 ай бұрын
I did it too for fun and got 100 % too 😂 It's not the 'macho' answers that get you that result, it's just the 'I don't care for the world, I do my stuff' options that get you that result. I still don't get what's a Sigma tho 🤣
@enderblaze7068
3 ай бұрын
I feel like if mark went missing, bob and wade would start a podcast called “what happened to markiplier” instead of calling the police
@kay19129
11 ай бұрын
Such a weird coincidence that Bob's result had a character that looked like him
@ittybittyrampagingcommittee
11 ай бұрын
Yanno, if we go into the forbidden territory of omegaverse, this… actually checks out. Mark is an A, Wade is a B, Bob is an O. 💀
@jordanhunter3375
11 ай бұрын
Buzzfeed must have been BAKED when they made this quiz.
@Whitemare_Blob
11 ай бұрын
As soon as Mark didn't understand what sigma was (that was a long time ago) I knew he had to be one 😂 lol
@JennyLynn0001
11 ай бұрын
I love the thumbnail lol.
@NWolfsson
3 ай бұрын
Chad Mark building Bob up on his Omega diagnosis by shouting "You're cleaning good, man! You're cleaning good!" is the best example of the Sigma concept :')
@artemisiakyrell7727
Ай бұрын
I'm just so glad that men finally get to experience their Quotev era
@eeza
11 ай бұрын
is it purely coincidental that the illustrations on the results they got resemble them a lot?? i think not
@minerxen
Ай бұрын
Mark isn't just a sigma male... He's a gigachad
@gargoyles9999
3 ай бұрын
All I’m gonna say is, Mark is the one who owns 5 ovens
@Arroyorunner12
11 ай бұрын
I see y’all decided to exclude that ONE specific question 😂
@vebrown1982
11 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness this is the best quiz answers ever like come on he even looked like the picture minus holding a globe love this clip
@idiomasentusiasticos7954
9 ай бұрын
I rarely ever laugh out loud but this did it for me.
@dimwarlock
11 ай бұрын
If there's someone answering a quiz like this one, but non ironially, I want to see him.
@tanveerramtohul1052
11 ай бұрын
Love yall content so much
@MattJacksonOOC
11 ай бұрын
Bob needs to watch Pro Wrestling - Omega is the GREATEST YOU CAN BE!!!!!!!!
@RobotBoyAZ
Ай бұрын
It’s funny how marks aware of all these new “slurs” and yet secretly makes fun of them 😂😂😂
@durk5331
11 ай бұрын
I Love that Omega is a blonde Bob holding a globe like he owns the world, because Omegas are the ones that lie outside the system. THis is also likely why he didn't get a %, somehow on a test of where one is on the scale of Beta to Sigma, Bob broke the system and got Omega x3 Omega Male: An Omega male is someone who doesn't feel the need to compete or conform to traditional gender roles and stereotypes. He has his own way of doing things, and he's not afraid to be himself.
@BubblesZap
11 ай бұрын
I just remembered I think back years ago they talked about Omega Males before in a joking way now I really want to find it lol
@ironic_iron8770
11 ай бұрын
Damn Mark looks like a gigachad sigma male in the thumbnail
@ShadowGuyCODEX
11 ай бұрын
Be lookin at their results like "they just like me fr"
@oceanmoyer5051
11 ай бұрын
Took the quiz got Zeta male lol, didn’t even know that was an option
@NekagaiKpcat
11 ай бұрын
Sounds pretty cool honestly
@lukemarsh1527
11 ай бұрын
is the podcast only on Spotify now the full episodes :(
@sock1
2 ай бұрын
"Clog de bussy" ?😭
@DuchessGrapefruit
11 ай бұрын
ironically the video was prefaced by an KZitem ad for Giga Chads featuring free, Guarantee to get you laid, Pick up lines.
@Football-Is-My-Personality
11 ай бұрын
Wade. It's wade
@the888gamemaster
11 ай бұрын
I'm apparently the same as Wade
@laurakhancreations3845
11 ай бұрын
Hilarious! And interesting that they all had different results 😄
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