LUCA NO YOURE GOING TO CREATE MICROPLASTICS AND CREDIT SCORES NO LUCA STOP
@zihaoooi787
5 ай бұрын
lmaooooo why is this funny
@Cookie_85
4 ай бұрын
Luca: Huehuehue, babys go brrrrrrr
@manaash4316
4 ай бұрын
Bahaha I was having a really, really bad day. This short made me almost tear up because it was so beautiful. You brought me back to a normal level 😂
@Luca-st5tt
4 ай бұрын
Too bad too sad
@wormteeth1734
4 ай бұрын
Don’t worry. LUCA never dies. We might die. But there will always be SOMETHING that survives.
@CommissarMitch
9 ай бұрын
Thanks to LUCA I now have to do a job and pay taxes. GETTEM!
@miniminuteman773
9 ай бұрын
Alternatively, LUCA is to blame for all your suffering
@CommissarMitch
9 ай бұрын
@@miniminuteman773 Gettem
@IAmProbablyCoolerThanYou
9 ай бұрын
@@miniminuteman773 the obvious best strategy to feel better about yourself is to blame a random thing in history on all of your problems
@lucasebastian7879
9 ай бұрын
@@miniminuteman773 nuh uh
@salvi92
9 ай бұрын
Nope thanks to capitalism
@christopherearth9714
3 ай бұрын
So... Technically... Our common ancestor is a mother FUCA?
@Im_ablackhole
2 ай бұрын
💀
@kikiburrito
Ай бұрын
I love you
@absolutedye
Ай бұрын
I HATE you
@courtneylee2187
Ай бұрын
Underrated 😂
@TheoneWhoThinks-wr3ic
Ай бұрын
EPIC.
@goldsoul1004
4 ай бұрын
Time traveler: **accidentally kills LUCA** Literally everyone and everything: *YOU-*
@Demavuratheannoying
3 ай бұрын
*Every organism on earth spontaneously ceases to exist.*
@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger
3 ай бұрын
@@DemavuratheannoyingYou Died! Score: 58 Respawn Title screen
@Trendbles
3 ай бұрын
If the time traveler killed Luca he wouldn't exist so he wouldn't kill Luca so he would exist but he would kill Luca and then it becomes a paradox
@Goji_15
3 ай бұрын
Damn imagine, if that happens, ww1 and ww2 wouldnt have happened. Earth wouldnt be green. And earth wouldnt be destroyed, crazy
@FiveStarGeneralSlime
3 ай бұрын
@@Trendbleshis entire lineage also never existed
@marckmentos2313
8 ай бұрын
"This is LUCA. You probably think that you don't know LUCA, but you are LUCA" *Vsauce theme plays*
@embeddd
8 ай бұрын
"hey, Vsauce. michael here, this is LUCA. You probably think that you don't know LUCA, but you are LUCA. bummmmmm
@Mumek
8 ай бұрын
I actually heard the theme play in my head, and had to check if it was actually there or not
@sonycwolf
8 ай бұрын
I was gona write the same
@syppie6510
8 ай бұрын
This guy gonna be a successor to Vsauce if he kept those intros commin
@craftedpaste1023
8 ай бұрын
omg i got a vsauce video right after this one lmaoo
@islurpdownpickles
6 ай бұрын
genghis khan thinking he has the most descendants:🤡 this mf:
@gwarfan1994
5 ай бұрын
So real
@harrishromero6447
5 ай бұрын
Fuca..
@satanwithinternet2753
4 ай бұрын
Not really. We never found his body or have his dna so we cant k ow how many ppl have his dna
@gigliowananomacon
4 ай бұрын
People give Genghis too much credit he didn’t do Al those r@p€s Himself he had many sons and many were khans and great khans this is also true for his grandsons and their sons he was good and passing his “hobbies”to the next few generations of his family 😅
@Colgeratheslate
4 ай бұрын
@@satanwithinternet2753everyone has luca DNA tho
@richardboggs5391
4 ай бұрын
“Wait, Everything’s Luca?” “Always has been”
@videosofhubris
3 ай бұрын
Grandma ❤
@Twobithorror
3 ай бұрын
Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great grandma
@Im_ablackhole
2 ай бұрын
@@TwobithorrorBillion great grand ma
@SomeoneMaybe05
9 ай бұрын
Well shit, now I got to change my name. You may now refer to me as LUCA, son of FUCA, second of his line.
@MrFirecasters
9 ай бұрын
I would rethink the ‘second’ 😉
@Bunni-Boiii
9 ай бұрын
Luca Fucason
@LimeyLassen
9 ай бұрын
happy 3.5 billionth birthday!
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
9 ай бұрын
LOTR reference, or a Thor reference?
@lucascaracas4781
9 ай бұрын
And I am your evil twin brother, LUCAS Edit:I used to have the same PFP as you
@Garchompisthecoolestpokemon
9 ай бұрын
FUCA the first universal common ancestor, the mother of all life, aka the mother fuca
@RainzoPlayz
9 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@FlatEarthKiller
9 ай бұрын
First Universal Common Keyboard Ancestor aka fuc-
@xenomaniagaming6461
9 ай бұрын
LMAAOO
@cammywammy98
9 ай бұрын
What about the theorized Fabled Underground Titan Ancestors? If you're unaware, it's a theory of something big and unexpected to be discovered as one traverses further down for the secrets locked behind closed doors. Like a treasure hunter, looting a lost temple, only to discover it was a trap all along.
@Garchompisthecoolestpokemon
9 ай бұрын
@@cammywammy98 I bet it was worth it
@ShaggyMaddie
4 ай бұрын
Probably the most inspirational thing I've heard all day
@Horticarter41
4 ай бұрын
"One spark in the darkness" is an incredibly beautiful notion. That's full on poetic my dude (Golf claps approvingly). I have trouble trying to wrap my head around how to visualize the passage of so much time on occasion, but that one sentence containing that one descriptor? Chef's kiss. Even if you didn't write it originally, you put it in just the right place for it to nearly pop the top off my skull. Lol
@realNoMee
9 ай бұрын
LUCA's a real one. All my homies love LUCA.
@Indigo_Roses
9 ай бұрын
Nah fuck that guy. Now i gotta pay taxes and die because of LUCA
@lucavannini9762
9 ай бұрын
Thanks, love you too
@arabfromramla
9 ай бұрын
@@lucavannini9762hail Luca 🗣️
@theallmightydabos1027
9 ай бұрын
You are LUCA
@obiwancannoli1920
9 ай бұрын
All your homies ARE LUCA
@MargaritaOnTheRox
6 ай бұрын
I love seeing old family photos.
@sourdrop
5 ай бұрын
It's so cool that we got a picture of our great x646347755758511200000000000000003388223737 grandpa
@zenandtheartofskateboarding
4 ай бұрын
fr, always wanted to see my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great…
@Arandomguyontheinterwebs
3 ай бұрын
@@sourdropu 8?
@RandomYoutube.Enjoyer
3 ай бұрын
I hope i inherit something
@BONER10
3 ай бұрын
@@Arandomguyontheinterwebswhat does that matter?
@crabcakes1408
2 ай бұрын
This made me cry. I know that it's a weird complement. But It's true. This made me cry.
@Analyzer_-
Ай бұрын
I cried too man. You’re not alone. LUCA is my long lost dad
@dousuketoby1731
3 ай бұрын
You dont have to live... you GET to live
@6-4crusader55
9 ай бұрын
That’s actually really inspiring for some reason, no matter what species or where we are, we are all LUCA.
@stickiedmin6508
9 ай бұрын
I thought we were Groot?
@carelessdreamer
9 ай бұрын
@@stickiedmin6508Considering that we share DNA with trees, we are indeed Groot.
@enderking8851
9 ай бұрын
We are all nega… LUCA
@giuseppe9653
9 ай бұрын
And still we hate each other for no reason
@michaelmarinas6144
9 ай бұрын
We. Are. Groot.
@g.b.1532
9 ай бұрын
So that's the bastard that roped us all into this
@lwdrd
8 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@plutoniumdonut
8 ай бұрын
GET HIM BOYS!
@dfreeman13
8 ай бұрын
That's the bastard.
@juliusnebulus7303
8 ай бұрын
Wait, my real name is Luca... i need to get away, go into hiding
@Dibdab9303
8 ай бұрын
@@juliusnebulus7303me too
@ThatOneDude1118
3 ай бұрын
You are Luca. I am Luca. We are all Luca.
@Minifig_studio
2 ай бұрын
I blame Luca for the creation of league of legends
@user-if8tg1or7m
2 ай бұрын
I blame it for the creation of cornography.
@paulisfat8077
2 ай бұрын
Fair.
@Itcouldbebunnies
9 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Luca was the only survivor because he lived on the second floor.
@PB-tr5ze
9 ай бұрын
Oh... why did you have to remind me of a song that traumatized me as a child...
@le9038
9 ай бұрын
What reference is this?
@onerva.
9 ай бұрын
the comment i was looking for
@dazedexpression8039
9 ай бұрын
@@le9038Luka by Suzanne Vega. Go listen to it. Then have to deal with a sad but catchy song about child abuse being stuck in your head.
@thegreenmanofnorwich
9 ай бұрын
I thought I'd seen him before.
@Wahmageddon
9 ай бұрын
Reject Humanity. Return to LUCA.
@dredointomuch4247
9 ай бұрын
W comment
@paddyret7968
9 ай бұрын
jimmy
@rainhat1
9 ай бұрын
fuck humanity luca W
@Kj16V
9 ай бұрын
I've been ill this week, so I've just been lying around in bed, metabolising. So in a way I'm halfway to returning to LUCA.
@SUNNYTHENOTSODEPRESSED
9 ай бұрын
Return to LUCA LUCA is the first other Embrace LUCA the primordial soup
@vinnyg3143
3 ай бұрын
MILO YOU FOOL you have restarted my obsession with abiogenesis
@Dominicthedonkey
3 ай бұрын
Thanks Luca you decided to evolve and mutate and now I need to pay taxes
@matt_sa
8 ай бұрын
Luca's predecessor was actually MUDA-FUCA
@windygrass9807
8 ай бұрын
I went to comment section to exactly looking for this comment.
@Zwei-Rosen
8 ай бұрын
@@windygrass9807Precisely, that's what in better times was called "twitter gold" and made it worthwhile to cope with all the slurry in the "asocial hate works"
@bloom0099
8 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO Luca gave us brain cells like these indeed
@beetlebob4675
8 ай бұрын
You win the mudafucan internet today, man.😂😂
@AydaniaBall
8 ай бұрын
jojo fans not understanding the joke:
@RandomAccounte11
5 ай бұрын
"W-Who are you-?" "We are LUCA."
@lucassevey5989
5 ай бұрын
Just a loud booming voice from a peitry dish
@icarusbinns3156
5 ай бұрын
“Resistance is futile. Your species will be assimilated.” Cool. You’re gonna have to deal with the sheer chaos of my kind
@Buggrugg
4 ай бұрын
LUCA making the detriot become human speech.
@SoThisIsMyCat
4 ай бұрын
@@icarusbinns3156 YES I WANTED THIS CITATION SO FIRMLY
@icarusbinns3156
4 ай бұрын
@@SoThisIsMyCat I was raised with Star Trek. My formative years belong to Starfleet
@abhaypandey4889
2 ай бұрын
Yeah it's official, We have got insane amount of plot armour.
@EiferBrennan
Ай бұрын
We are our own plot armor.
@H.A.C.P.O.A_agent_H4_rank_lVl
3 ай бұрын
Bro really hit him with the first spinjitzu master move
@SalmonidSplat
9 ай бұрын
We found our Mew.
@blessedwolfNotAFurry
9 ай бұрын
146 likes and no replies? Let me make an annoying reply about that.
@Jade_la_Crystal
9 ай бұрын
Mew
@Jade_la_Crystal
9 ай бұрын
MEW!!!
@FinalFroggit15
9 ай бұрын
Shut up you'll give the Scientists Ideas, we don't want a Lucatwo
@SalmonidSplat
9 ай бұрын
@@FinalFroggit15 I’m all for the idea of a LuTwo, I’m gonna catch it and become the Pokémon master
@FajreroCintilo
8 ай бұрын
Reject monky Return to LUCA
@user-vi7hg1yz4h
6 ай бұрын
Reject LUCA Return to FUCA
@hamper6511
5 ай бұрын
Reject FUCA Return to Hadea
@Dora_Dora667
5 ай бұрын
@@hamper6511I was gonna say return to RNA world but you went too far 😢
@poootatooo
5 ай бұрын
@@hamper6511whats hadea
@whyaskwhybuddry
5 ай бұрын
The Last Universal Common Ancestor of Humans was Biblical Noah and his wife 4600 yrs ago. We have established this through Pedigree-Based Mutation Rates in the human sex chromosomes which demonstrates all modern humans come from one man and one of 3 women. But it's not just human sex chromosomes which show this. We've also found the same thing in dog DNA. Since the sex chromosomes are not Recombinant DNA, they serve as a better measure for building Family Trees than does Homology, protein coding DNA, fossils or rocks.
@Palpatine4Senate
2 ай бұрын
I find that so much more exciting than “creation.”
@Ronin.E001
Ай бұрын
This .. This is Truth. I'm here for it. Stay Golden
@ansarisufiyan2883
9 ай бұрын
Thanks LUCA, you were the dad that never went to get milk. You stayed so we did too. RIP BABA LUCA.
@Deadnight-ei6lp
9 ай бұрын
Here lies LUCA, son of FUCA, Lord of Moria
@pvpminer9007
9 ай бұрын
LUCA is really wild cause my name is Luca so i am Luca decedent of LUCA xD
@MyPlayHomeStoryTime
9 ай бұрын
respect LUCA
@lemonblossom0
9 ай бұрын
Because I’m the 1,000th like I get to tell you not to edit your post thanking everyone for the likes because you’ll look dumb
@sassas1487
9 ай бұрын
@@Deadnight-ei6lpHell naw bro got the shadow shadow fruit💀💀
@coffee2331
8 ай бұрын
We all are siblings, just LUCAround.
@kpopcoverfan
8 ай бұрын
THIS TOOK ME A SECOND BUT ITS COMEDIC GOLD
@MamaTrixxieAsmr
8 ай бұрын
*(Muffled “Sweet Home Alabama” in the distance)*
@MangInutil
8 ай бұрын
take. my. like. now.
@Foxy_AR
8 ай бұрын
I see what you did there
@Samuel-vt7oq
7 ай бұрын
I will use this for a conversation that no one asked for.
@TamaraBlackwell
2 ай бұрын
Wow, my son is really influential already! I'm so proud of you, Lu ❤
@lucavanya5431
Ай бұрын
thanks
@paveluchitel
5 күн бұрын
I’d imagine that there are some chances that some microorganisms don’t share a LUCA with us.
@LucaPigna
9 ай бұрын
As a person named Luca, i can confirm i am Luca
@lucapasquini6436
8 ай бұрын
as another person named Luca i can also confirm i am Luca
@Lushin-mfb
8 ай бұрын
I can also due to the same fact confirm that I am indeed Luca
@satan7855
8 ай бұрын
As another Person called Luca, i can also confirm that i am luca
@Lushin-mfb
8 ай бұрын
As a person named Luca I'm glad to meet this many ppl called Luca
@UnderCurrents10
8 ай бұрын
This might have been funny if you could spell "confirm" right
@KennyJohnson-ym6ux
9 ай бұрын
We need a throwback DLC where species from the other descendant of Fuca evolve
@mysteriumxarxes3990
9 ай бұрын
lol
@chameleonx9253
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, like the reason FUCA went extinct is because they got sent to another plane of existence where they had a whole separate evolutionary path. And then someone trying to create teleportation technology accidentally opens a portal that lets the them out into our world, and we have to fight the apex predators of this other world. It would be epic.
@resurrectedhelicoprion
9 ай бұрын
@@chameleonx9253yoo that would be fucking epic
@pikadragon2783
9 ай бұрын
You know, you can just enroll in cell research biology? All it costs is a lot of time, effort and money.
@gbjj08
9 ай бұрын
@@chameleonx9253Half-Life:
@cosmorocks2
4 ай бұрын
This was actually unreasonably wholesome for some reason
@rentisme
3 күн бұрын
And what do we get for it? Nestlé. Fucking Nestlé. Hope you're happy, Luca.
@user-pk4tl2fk3n
Күн бұрын
😂
@Nulify-jc4fs
9 ай бұрын
I cannot express to you how absolutely cool this is. Like the fact that one tiny living survivor could evolve in drastically different ways and eventually become the predator of itself is just amazing to me. Everything looks SO different today, but as you go back further and further in time you can see how we’re all just one. I can honestly speak about how cool this is for hours.
@camwha5904
9 ай бұрын
Continue, I want to hear more
@Ultimate_Dadzawa
9 ай бұрын
same, please continue
@StarryxNight5
9 ай бұрын
It also means that literally every baby is an incest child
@user-jd6do2ls2j
9 ай бұрын
No you can't also it's not cool
@weltschmerzistofthaufig2440
8 ай бұрын
@@user-jd6do2ls2j How is this not incredible?
@matthewschuh3332
9 ай бұрын
I love that we all have a reasonable excuse to say, "Ah, yes my distant cousin Jeffrey, the oak tree."
@LookingGlass69
9 ай бұрын
If anything, it means we're all connected and should trear each other better. Except socialists.
@LookingGlass69
9 ай бұрын
@workshoppingaccounts alright, communist too.
@properantagonist
9 ай бұрын
@@LookingGlass69 I would be more inclined to include fascists, but go off I guess
@LookingGlass69
9 ай бұрын
@@properantagonist so you want me to repeat myself then.
@chiquikris171
9 ай бұрын
@@LookingGlass69why socialists? Arent we, uh, already social? What about other social animals?
@GunGuntheking
5 күн бұрын
“You ARE Luca” *Vsauce music starts *
@AlexanderBabusa-ek8zf
3 ай бұрын
Ah yes my 1 trillionth great grandfather
@thewhate2294
3 ай бұрын
Lol
@paulisfat8077
3 ай бұрын
Add a few more zeroes.
@godlydestroyer8658
9 ай бұрын
That cell has a LOT to answer for
@somerandomguy-hg8un
9 ай бұрын
if you think you’re guilty for your descendent actions then really the most innocent person is the one who dropped the world’s population the most
@vidachsa
9 ай бұрын
@@somerandomguy-hg8unby that logic (his logic) Genghis khan was the most innocent person of his time
@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945
9 ай бұрын
The child support must be crazy
@somerandomguy-hg8un
9 ай бұрын
@@vidachsa no he has as many living descendants as kills
@vidachsa
9 ай бұрын
@@somerandomguy-hg8uni forgot 💀
@filippogamberini4026
9 ай бұрын
"You can make a religion out of this"
@SidneyPatrickson
9 ай бұрын
If you can make a religion out of gadget.. everything is possible.
@Significantharrassment
9 ай бұрын
@@SidneyPatricksonI am Alpharius
@gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101
9 ай бұрын
@@SidneyPatricksonI think it was a reference to bill wurtz
@ExtraSillylilguy
9 ай бұрын
Lol, nice reference
@sunscreeneater3764
9 ай бұрын
No, don’t
@rifl-rex
3 ай бұрын
The amount of XP and kill assistant luca got gonna be insane🙌🏻
@kristinrobbins2715
3 ай бұрын
This video actually brought tears to my eyes, its somind blowing and beautiful. Now if more people could just remember this one fact, the earth and humanity would be in a much better place❤
@MothsBats
9 ай бұрын
"Wait, it's all alabama?" "Always has been"
@rigure
9 ай бұрын
Literally always has been 😭 still, human incest is not to be recommended. Messes with our DNA
@karmatical5837
9 ай бұрын
@@one_logic*bro can't stand a joke*
@one_logic
9 ай бұрын
@@karmatical5837 ... I didn't get the joke. Really, how does this relate to incest?
@poopoo9904
9 ай бұрын
@@one_logicif we all originate from one cell, technically we are all siblings
@karmatical5837
9 ай бұрын
@@one_logic well, tecnically it is incest, but even if scientifically it isn't, it is funny to think about it and so the alabama joke fits well.
@fullmetalfangirl12
9 ай бұрын
"You're crying from LUCA?" "The connection that every organism on our planet has got to me, ok?"
@Wtfinc
9 ай бұрын
I wanna name somthing Luca now
@chameleonx9253
9 ай бұрын
@@WtfincThere was that one Pixar movie about the closeted gay merboys.
@googlybotz
9 ай бұрын
Is that... No.. It couldn't be... Could it?
@gray7433
2 ай бұрын
Faith gives many people a reason to go on and have hope. When faith stopped feeling like that to me, it was crushing. As it stands now, I marvel at the legacy of LUCA. We're the only life we know of and we've all had to scrape and claw to continue life on this little blue dot. I want to imagine several more million years that Earth carries life until the sun swallows the planet. Maybe by then, LUCA's descendents will find more homes amongst the stars.
@EiferBrennan
Ай бұрын
This is why I have a problem with faith. I would rather know what's true and be amazed by the wonders of the natural world, then have a pipe dream of an eternal life that will never happen.
@CanadianPatriot224
2 ай бұрын
Imagine going back in time and realizing you changed the entire plot because you stepped in a puddle
@Ekzlamaz
2 ай бұрын
Lol
@SomeScruffian
9 ай бұрын
Therapist: So when do you think this all went downhill? Me: So there was this guy named Luca...
@lucafreitag2954
9 ай бұрын
I feel attacked
@amulyaranjan6070
9 ай бұрын
@@lucafreitag2954me too
@johannsanchocuevas7854
9 ай бұрын
@@lucafreitag2954 Then why did your parents named you the Last Ultimate Common Ancestor huh?
@lucabohme1347
9 ай бұрын
@@lucafreitag2954 me too
@gabrieljamesvillarosa6821
9 ай бұрын
@@johannsanchocuevas7854💀💀💀💀💀💀
@CrunchyMotorsport
9 ай бұрын
LUCA is the thing that we should all think of and go: "Holy shit, that is cool and weird"
@DuplexWeevil337
9 ай бұрын
Fr
@Azby64
9 ай бұрын
And is the reason we are here to do it. 🫢
@UnfamiliarFelix
3 ай бұрын
Now it makes more sense when someone calls me a roach
@Do-g_
2 ай бұрын
This is... Beautiful... It's..... Perfect
@sparklepawz1185
8 ай бұрын
My ass woulda never mutated from LUCA if I knew my days were gonna be like this.
@animespace9564
8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@nicoladawson2861
8 ай бұрын
Some days more than others...😂
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
8 ай бұрын
Nothing mutated from LUCA because it's all nonsense. Information doesn't magically progress over and over to a higher state. Evolutionary theory is pseudo science, it's the flat earth of modern science. A mythology of magic, beyond egregious.
@AnkleGremlin
7 ай бұрын
4 billion years of chance and evolution, and you chose to be a furry
@sparklepawz1185
7 ай бұрын
@@AnkleGremlin 2000 years of constant human evolution to create you, the guy who gets triggered at hobbies.
@superzockertvyt9630
9 ай бұрын
Shout out to my homie LUCA for evolving into me and my dinner today, that shit was gas
@Northwood420
9 ай бұрын
So what you are saying is that, me, my pet, my dinner and that demon under my bed all have the same ancestor 😮
@JmMateo933
9 ай бұрын
@@Northwood420Yes
@ELbabotas1
9 ай бұрын
@@Northwood420 unless the demon descents frim the extinct siblings of LUCA Then, ye
@blizzard_the_seal9863
8 ай бұрын
@@ELbabotas1i REALLY want to know what woulda happened if there was a whole parallel line of evolution that descended from the sibling. like, what kinda things would have evolved? how similar would they be to existing species? would the small differences between the 2 ancestors be amplified over time, creating wildly different creatures? this is such an interesting concept to me omfg
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
8 ай бұрын
Bro it's 2023, evolution isn't real lmao. Information is the product of a mind. We are information based life. Information doesn't magically progress to a higher state, far less trillions of times in a coherent manner. It decays like information theory states. Evolution is pure mythology, it's a belief in literally magic. Mind>magic
@jadinkllz12
4 ай бұрын
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@unavailable3725
3 ай бұрын
they could make a disney movie out of this
@sarahleonard7309
9 ай бұрын
I cannot wrap my head around the argument that life resulting from random chance makes life meaningless. The sheer improbability of our existence leaves me in awe, and makes me want to do something cool just to live up to that.
@krankarvolund7771
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm a simple woman, but I'm proud enough to don't need someone to tell me what I should do with my life XD
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I’ve never gotten it either. A bored skydaddy imbuing a lump of mud with sentience seems far more meaningless than the billions of trillions of atomic & molecular interactions & reactions to finally bring us to this point. It’s so freaking crazy!
@Itchy__
9 ай бұрын
You can simply say "thank you Luca" before going to sleep or something
@-JohnGalt-
9 ай бұрын
What really gets me thinking is the "why" of life. I have come to the conclusion that, lacking some intelligent design, life represents the ultimate evolution of matter. We're fundamentally made up of the exact same stuff (atoms) as a rock. What makes life special? The rock must obey the immutable laws of physics; it has no say in where it lies or for how long. For billions of years matter has been controlled and directed by these outside forces. Life finally gave matter the ability to break free of the tyranny of physical laws. Matter could at last decide how it moves through space and time, and where it comes to rest and for how long. The more life has evolved, the greater our freedom of motion and action has become. Life evolves to states of higher mobility and greater intelligence-- to states of greater freedom of action. I think that is the "why" of life. Just my two cents worth.
@AnarexicSumo
9 ай бұрын
Many can only derive meaning from what others think of them. If there’s no cosmic observer to deem them irrevocably good then they can’t find meaning.
@UrbanCJ5
8 ай бұрын
"This is luca" *My two braincells* : *h i l u c a*
@luca._..-.
7 ай бұрын
Hi
@grayfaced2628
7 ай бұрын
@@luca._..-.Lol
@yaohui
6 ай бұрын
@@luca._..-.hi
@a.a.o.t-1213
7 күн бұрын
Happy late Father’s Day Luca. You are one hell of a forerunner
@David-pk1st
3 ай бұрын
Yall blaming LUCA but LUCA trusted yall and we failed it
@tastypastry04gaming91
9 ай бұрын
That is honestly the most inspiring thing I've ever heard thanks Milo
@urusledge
9 ай бұрын
What is inspiring about it?
@tastypastry04gaming91
9 ай бұрын
@@urusledge how something so simple can lead to something more complex
@orionstar5183
9 ай бұрын
@@urusledgethat one thing created all the Life we know of in the known universe every single living things that has bin or ever will be started from Just on single luca
@justinstewart4889
9 ай бұрын
@@urusledge I like the interconnectedness of all life
@urusledge
9 ай бұрын
Yeah but what is inspiring about interconnectedness in and of itself? What meaning does it give?
@vega6773
9 ай бұрын
Showed my brother who is called Luca this, he now has a God complex thanks milo
@SakkaraKirax
9 ай бұрын
So... you're Vega and have a brother named Luca. Is your sister called Suzanne?
@vega6773
9 ай бұрын
@@SakkaraKirax I’m just going to pretend i know what your on about and say yes
@SakkaraKirax
9 ай бұрын
@@vega6773 Probably for the best, honestly. (But if you're really curious, look up Luka by Suzanne Vega, a sweet little song from the 80s. And then prepare to be emotionally devastated when you realise what the song is about...)
@joanthompson5606
9 ай бұрын
@@vega6773 😢 There's a reply earlier that mentions a traumatizing song by Suzanne Vega about an abused boy named Luca who lives on the 2nd floor... I don't know, haven't looked it up yet. 😊
@DanRagoo
9 ай бұрын
It’s a good song but I like the a acapella version of Suzanne Bega’s tom’s diner better
@cultofhampter
2 ай бұрын
"Are you human because you're Luca or are you Luca because you're human?"
@shashank7908
18 сағат бұрын
By LUCA, I declare us all BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!
@poetfriend
9 ай бұрын
"...one spark in the darkness." I appreciate when you wax poetic, thanks for the content. 😊
@IronianKnight
9 ай бұрын
We love poetic scientists
@AutisticAthena
9 ай бұрын
It really is fucking amazing, isn't it?
@moistywoisty
9 ай бұрын
FUC-ing amazing
@Anonymous-ss1kg
9 ай бұрын
More than amazing!
@theexchipmunk
9 ай бұрын
The universe in all it´s absurd weirdness never ceases to amaze me. And I feel sorry for people who cannot apreciate it and flee into denial. (No, not talking about religion here, many great discoverys were made by people of faith.) The universe is just so full of odd and wonderous things, of great and small, terrible and aweinspiring and beutiful things. And I can get the same wonder from looking at the night sky knowing that every star is a far away sun and wondering wht else is out there as for a moment gazing at the light breaking through a glass bottle and imagining the photons bouncing around through the matter retroactively collapsing their wave of probability into a clear path from outside of time. It´s often so hard to wrap the mind around the sheer weirdness of the universe, but even the glimpses I catch are filled with wonder.
@goldy6772
8 ай бұрын
@@theexchipmunk It’s so uniquely and beautifully made and organized, that it’s like the world was made by a designer. A supernatural designer. Kinda like a…God…wait a minute
@theexchipmunk
8 ай бұрын
@@goldy6772 This whole comment is just dumb. Just because something exists doesn’t mean it’s “made”. Baseless assumption. Just because pattern emerge from simpler effects doen’t mean it’s organised. Baseless assumption. There is no indication of any higher being that we ever found outside of hearsay. Not a valid datapoint. I can baselessly say that because everything started out as hot gas, obviously a greater being has to have farted out our universe. Thats just as non falsifiable as saying “because it’s complex and I think it’s nice God had to have made it!” Usually I have no problem with religion. But people who go around and annoy other people who clearly did not ask for it and don’t believe in it in the first place with their imaginary friends are just pretentious and arrogant. Any discussion about the existence or non existence of god isn’t worth any moment of consideration because it’s non falsifiable. It has no impact on science or this discussion. No bugger off and complain to your in my opinion made up god you use to cope with the fact that we all have to die and are in the end inconsequential to the wider universe that someone disagreed with you on the internet or something.
@russell_w21
2 ай бұрын
Luca: Luck, because my descendants survived Fuca: Fuck, my descendants didn't
@ifritmog9011
2 ай бұрын
Luca lives on the second floor.
@tjvortex6143
9 ай бұрын
As depressed as I get it’s nice to know that life is beautiful
@celticph
9 ай бұрын
Yes! Do whatever good thing that is worth your while. Good vibes 🤜🤛
@mr.banana2748
7 ай бұрын
People blame LUCA for we exist today LUCA: then why did you evolve bro 🗿
@Veltrosstho
5 ай бұрын
Fr, LUCA had it all. We fucked it up with brain meat.
@stevenboelke6661
4 ай бұрын
LUCA: I was the peak. You? You're a disappointment. Us: Sorry greatest grandma :(
@taigaseji
3 ай бұрын
Life was literally so simple back then
@Mr.matter2
4 ай бұрын
That’s all give respect to our greatest Grandpa Luca
@jolness1
6 ай бұрын
This is beautiful. I think about this a lot. My grandma used to tell me “be grateful for who you are, took a lot of things going just right and a lot of survival for you to just exist. Don’t waste it.”
@Abby_Liu
6 ай бұрын
this is why I'm against capital punishment. what a waste of time and resources. let them work for the rest of their lives for their crimes instead.
@theguyspodcast5782
5 ай бұрын
No
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
5 ай бұрын
@@Abby_Liuthat can basically create a perverse incentive to criminalize things and create essentially a slave caste.
@jolness1
5 ай бұрын
@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat people don’t have to be on death row for that to be true though.
@kiyoponnn
4 ай бұрын
4 billion years of evolution and I am still limited by my genetics
@Lizypoo92
9 ай бұрын
"LUCA, I am your father." -FUCA
@jawly_
8 ай бұрын
Actually, that's not the quote. In the scene, FUCA never says LUCA's name and just says, "I am your father."
@theonly6blake911
4 ай бұрын
@@jawly_smh he’s obviously not a true Cell Wars fan
@__tadpole__8195
3 ай бұрын
If multiple branches of FUCA survived, could there be way more variety in life? Having 2 common ancestors, 2 separate families of life itself.
@totalynotcatherine
5 күн бұрын
It doesn't take away from my faith. I hope everyone is the same. LUCA!!!
@bestjoggermain
8 ай бұрын
So, a LUCA is watching a video about LUCA, where a LUCA talks about LUCA?
@Xbox3851_
8 ай бұрын
Yes indeed
@SVJoe
8 ай бұрын
LUCAception
@DanB-qy9os
8 ай бұрын
Does this mean I get the N-word pass?
@bestjoggermain
8 ай бұрын
@@DanB-qy9os yes. Call your teachers the N word to assert dominance
@aceman0000099
7 ай бұрын
No, we are not Luca. That's like saying we are single celled organisms or we are our parents. That's silly
@blank54620
9 ай бұрын
Crazy to think that there are so many different species, but all of them evolved from one simple organism.
@miniminuteman773
9 ай бұрын
It really blows my mind. And how different they all are. From mushrooms to mammals to plants
@sjenkins91812
9 ай бұрын
@@miniminuteman773 You should make a LUCA shirt with the caption, _"It all started with one spark in the darkness..."_ Feel free to use artistic license to do with this suggestion as you will.
@olmostgudinaf8100
9 ай бұрын
For all we know, life may have evolved on Earth multiple times. Possibly thousands of times. But only one form has survived and that's the form we are all descendant from. Humans, elephants, seaweed, Ebola viruses... all descendants of the one survivor.
@secularidiot9052
9 ай бұрын
@@miniminuteman773 I would say that LUCA shouldn't stand for "last universal common ancestor", but rather "last universal common ancestry". Because it probably wasn't a single organism, but rather a population of single-celled organisms. Because as we all know, evolution occurs in populations, not individuals.
@Rockzilla1122
9 ай бұрын
All from one, singular cell
@hstl1x
2 ай бұрын
This is why I love this channel. Not only does this guy bag on others' lack of science skills, while teaching me something. If you can make someone laugh while teaching them, they learn far better.
@grevious99
2 ай бұрын
I love petting my pet LUCA every morning
@remyish.
9 ай бұрын
Gonna add this to my PowerPoint explaining why I can call my cat baby
@ambercolie1200
9 ай бұрын
"And this, Your Honor, is why I should be allowed to claim my cat as a dependent on my taxes."
@oofman6717
9 ай бұрын
@@ambercolie1200Cats should pay our taxes!
@thepiper5522
9 ай бұрын
Kitty so lovey
@juliearien4679
8 ай бұрын
Gonna write a fantasy book with Luca being the main character.
@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
8 ай бұрын
Open a evolution textbook, the mythology is already written. The fantasy the product of a mind information, of information based life magically progresses to a higher state instead of decaying like information theory states. Literally self manifesting out of nothing. It's a literal belief in magic lmao. It's the most egregious thing anyone could ever pair with science.
@4everdaddy
7 ай бұрын
LUCA gonna have a high body count....
@grayfaced2628
7 ай бұрын
Luca better be better than Disney
@blesskurunai9213
6 ай бұрын
@@4everdaddyit has the highest body count possible. all bodies came from it
@YourLocalPlushAddict
6 ай бұрын
@@blesskurunai9213All hail *LUCA* The almighty
@PurpleMintSam
2 ай бұрын
"one spark in the darkness"
@beppeb.
4 ай бұрын
“this is luca, you may think you don’t know luca, but you are luca” no this is patrick
@FantasmagoriaAhoy
9 ай бұрын
That's beautiful. This guy is like the Carl Sagan of Earth Science.
@cryptid414
9 ай бұрын
“i am a violent and irresponsible miracle” -disco elysium
@ValentineC137
9 ай бұрын
God I love the unhinged writing in that game
@theirishviking9278
9 ай бұрын
And you will never unbecome it
@qopwow9125
9 ай бұрын
@@ValentineC137and who decides what is or is not unhinged? Thats right. The neoliberals.
@Graknorke
9 ай бұрын
That bit makes me cry every time, affects me more than the actual sad section, even.
@imbackguysphoneproblemslol
4 ай бұрын
Wait if fuca made luca we are all fuca
@Dog.Sigma228
2 ай бұрын
My name is Luka, nothing changed
@BajoniGoblin254
9 ай бұрын
This is honestly so insane. I have no word for how much this gives me hope and at the same time scares me.
@sadlad5258
9 ай бұрын
tbf, at least in my view it'd be scarier if everything on Earth *didn't* at one point share a common ancestor. like I don't trust fungi but I would trust them even LESS if I knew they weren't part of the family
@BajoniGoblin254
9 ай бұрын
@@sadlad5258 i guess i was a bit unclear about what i meant. Im fine with all living things coming from the same organism, but what scares me the most is that those other branches of FUCA died out. That couldve been us ya know? It kinda freaky if you think about it.
@Saunderabovo
9 ай бұрын
@@BajoniGoblin254maybe if that was the case other descendants of FUCA would've evolve into something similar to us... Or not. If you think about it, all throughout the chain of evolution something could've been different and we wouldn't be here now. But I like to think that somehow intelligent life would've come up anyway. Similar to how convergent evolution makes similar features appear in organisms from different lineages. But who knows, maybe we are a miracle.
@michaelfox2433
9 ай бұрын
@@BajoniGoblin254If that had happened you would have no knowledge of it since your existence would never have happened. Fearing it either realistically or metaphorically is literally pointless....just sayin.
@antonioscendrategattico2302
9 ай бұрын
Yep. The existence of a LUCA is a lot more likely than the alternative because if you think about it, plenty of lineages went extinct in every moment of geologic history. At some point, if you trace it back enough, there must have been one point at which all branches in the tree of life converge, unless the lineages of ALL the first lifeforms managed to survive. Which is unlikely.
@nadolfc8008
8 ай бұрын
“My name is LUCA, I live on the second floor”
@lachlan1971
7 ай бұрын
That's why my cat got that name
@leehk23
7 ай бұрын
I think you live upstairs from me.
@Brisunkeith
6 ай бұрын
Wait if we are all related just think about marrying your distant cousin
@Ry25264
5 ай бұрын
🙌🙌
@markenjhon1894
5 ай бұрын
Yes, I think you’ve seen me before.
@TIZER_SUB
3 ай бұрын
So that means we are 0.0001% cockroach, 0.0001% fly etc.
@Mr_Fridge
3 ай бұрын
Way less like a million times less but yh that's the idea
@doflamingoisinnocent
3 ай бұрын
No we are actually much more related to them
@Poopypanties
3 ай бұрын
I can say so many slurs 🥶
@paulisfat8077
3 ай бұрын
@@Mr_Fridgewe actually share a fairly substantial amount of our genome. We are, however, about half a billion years removed.
@Twobithorror
3 ай бұрын
Much less than that
@user-culkepta
2 ай бұрын
Omg the music is so beautiful and wholesome! For anyone who knows this song plz tell me the name 🙏
@justafloofbean2342
9 ай бұрын
Holy shit we all descended from the main character
@why1513
8 ай бұрын
I got a friend named Luca and I gotta show him this
@Bunnyfrompiggy
8 ай бұрын
NO WAY 🤯
@raddaradda8682
9 ай бұрын
I need more positive existential crises like these. None of that downer crap
@aylamaiia
9 ай бұрын
LUCA is the cause of Taxes.
@skipelen
9 ай бұрын
False (real)
@lemondedeounasetounasjr6840
2 ай бұрын
If a time traveler tries to kill Luca then the time traveler would not exist as life came from Luca meaning he wouldn’t have killed Luca so it’s basically like the Grandpa Paradox (or I don’t know the name of the paradox because I’m bad at Paradoxs)
@The-Spanish-Inquisition490
4 ай бұрын
Conspiracy nutters: that's a dirty thumb print in infrared
@stevenrs11
9 ай бұрын
We're the latest link in an unbroken chain of life stretching back *billions* of years. Gives me chills, man
@felicitybywater8012
9 ай бұрын
Me too. The good kind.
@vaevictis2789
9 ай бұрын
Not the latest, just smartest
@ruansasa289
9 ай бұрын
@@vaevictis2789we are the latest, every current living animal is the latest
@willw5868
9 ай бұрын
@@vaevictis2789I mean you, as an organism born in the last few decades, are in some sense the latest version of life. Not as recent as a bacteria that binary fissioned into existence a nanosecond ago, but in the grand scheme of thing you are one of the latest
@Chineseisntalanguageapparently
9 ай бұрын
Yea us and literally every other animal, insect, plant, funghi and bacteria, and after that we’re all in stuck in this infinitely growing vacuum of death with seemingly nothing beyond it, that should prolly be even crazier than basic evolution
Пікірлер: 13 М.