Because it was having an affair with... your mother?
@limkailuen3022
Жыл бұрын
To get away from the vegan teacher and her vegan products ?
@janzimon12
Жыл бұрын
To go to the oven
@The_Chicken_One
Жыл бұрын
I do not consent to have my search history exposed
@limkailuen3022
Жыл бұрын
This is disgraceful , anti chicken sentiment has existed for too long and it’s time someone did something about it , those policeman should be ashamed of themselves 😤
@timmyballs3860
Жыл бұрын
Indeed , they should be more like that nice bunny rabbit , now that’s a upstanding model citizen
@wereasiannotbsian5969
Жыл бұрын
I agree , I would be clucking mad if such prejudice was used against me , I hope that poor chicken is able to get thru this tough times
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
Жыл бұрын
If I were that poor chicken I'd be so mad any eggs I laid would come out hard boiled. 🥚
@nobodybutalien
Жыл бұрын
We can't even do what we want
@wolf-bu5yc
Жыл бұрын
I like chicken, these police men don't know how hard it is for them
@homerman76
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the Rooster stole the egg and was using the Chicken as an alibi/scapegoat because he knew the cops would go after her first. The Rooster isn't completely without feeling for the Chicken though, he plans to sell the egg and escape to the Caribbean with her if she can convince the cops she's innocent.
@notoriouslysky
Жыл бұрын
Now I need a movie adaptation of this
@Jpeg.g
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god its an actual plot twist on a plot twist comment. Very rare
@leviosarwingardium
Жыл бұрын
The name's Chick Sparrow, Captain Chick Sparrow.
@theladyinblack3055
Жыл бұрын
Surely if the rooster alibis her, the cops will let her go?!?! It's not like they've got anything else on her! The only thing is, even if they let her go will she leave the chicks to go to the Caribbean? She sounds pretty attached to them!
@amy_latisha_k
Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS❤😂
@Matheus-ql7mn
Жыл бұрын
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she's stuck in an unfulfilling passionaless marriage." I was not prepared for this answer!
@toby_stubbs
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you just need to get the truth out there 😂🐔
@eksprolek2924
Жыл бұрын
i was, after this one bo burhnam song
@moahnaauramancenido9824
Жыл бұрын
Me neither..........
@catgirl3605
Жыл бұрын
Some time u in to cheat
@Zahara_.GachaHayin
8 ай бұрын
That Cg5 Single Sounds
@tli357
Жыл бұрын
"What am I going to tell the chicks?"😂😂
@toby_stubbs
Жыл бұрын
Nobody ever thinks of the poor chicks 😂🐥
@RoseDaFish
Жыл бұрын
... CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
@Shaddicus
Жыл бұрын
Like lady
@euaneduria7637
10 ай бұрын
@@RoseDaFish Please don't eat me
@raphaellerichman787
9 ай бұрын
Poor chicks😢
@AgentsingleO
Жыл бұрын
I believe in a world where chickens crossing a road won't have their motives questioned
@toby_stubbs
Жыл бұрын
One day we'll get there 🐔😂
@Kalei-s_Kingdom
Жыл бұрын
*10 years in the future* "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Stop judging her Duck, she probably late or something." "Goose, I don't care about her destination. I'm wondering why she walked across now instead of waiting for the cars to pass first."
@emsando
Жыл бұрын
"So who stole the egg, then?" The Easter bunny lawyer
@Pyrolunam
Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say this 😂 but I figured I wouldn’t be the first so I scrolled down to this comment 😊
@Cursedice
Жыл бұрын
Same
@LilLamppost
Жыл бұрын
His wanted poster is in the back
@Zilla_dk
Жыл бұрын
@@LilLamppost true
@JustAChannelWith_3MainOcs
11 ай бұрын
I was about to say did anyone else see his wanted poster @@LilLamppost
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
Жыл бұрын
If I were that poor chicken I'd be so mad at my treatment any eggs I laid would come out hard boiled. 🥚
@MusicMusic-mw1jp
Жыл бұрын
Bro wth 😂😂
@n.0.lno0nelmportant
Жыл бұрын
Damn you that angry bro?- 😂
@checkurcloset
Жыл бұрын
at least you wouldn’t have to tell the chicks
@n.0.lno0nelmportant
Жыл бұрын
@@checkurcloset fair enough-
@zaithwalumbe2275
9 ай бұрын
@@checkurclosetLMAO
@misterflibble6601
Жыл бұрын
You, sir are a comedic genius in the best tradition of (if I maybe so bold to say) Monty Python
@toby_stubbs
Жыл бұрын
Wow! They're my comedy heroes. Thanks for the great compliment 😃
@lolsflint7598
Жыл бұрын
This is fucking golden
@chefcircuit5392
Жыл бұрын
So your saying this chicken laid a golden egg?😎
@Chicken_Nuggies0_0
Жыл бұрын
@@chefcircuit5392 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anonthe-third2367
Жыл бұрын
"She's free ranged, she can go where she wants!"
@jacobwinters6527
Жыл бұрын
Bo Burnham got it right the chicken was indeed wanting a better life
@myahuske9229
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist it was the rabbit lawyer, who stole the egg because he secretly the Easter bunny
@antonioquijas3772
Жыл бұрын
the rabbit is wanted, so he probably stole the egg.
@dhanyavijayan8824
Жыл бұрын
Great sketch.. and wonderful costumes 😀
@toby_stubbs
Жыл бұрын
Thank you 😃
@whoami1824
11 ай бұрын
95% sure the easter bunny stole the egg 🥚
@melissafalls4522
Жыл бұрын
this needs to be a true crime documentary or a movie 🤣
@TheFourthTower
Жыл бұрын
Because he wad sad. It crossed the road to get to the *other side...*
@alexiawhitecloud1238
Жыл бұрын
I love how the rabbit is the lawyer, as though rabbits don't give out eggs for Easter, as well as being one of the wanted criminals on the poster behind the police officers.
@Soot1725
Жыл бұрын
*CG5 walks into the room* “I’ve been summoned.”
@R_Jixsifyboy
11 ай бұрын
$8000?That bird musta done somethin' real bad.
@synnie107
Жыл бұрын
plot twist: the bunny stole it cos he's the budget easter bunny.
@ToasterTom10
11 ай бұрын
People who DO find this video funny
@MouthJaw
Жыл бұрын
Man, the pilgrims got to the chicken
@djsontjemarshmallow679
Жыл бұрын
Poor chicken bro need justice
@aashyknees
Жыл бұрын
My social studies teacher has a poster that says “I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned” and idk this just reminds me of that
@saikik.2073
Жыл бұрын
Guess that rooster had the right wake up call
@LittleBodyBigTears.
Жыл бұрын
Lol next up we need to know what happened with Miss Muffet, In the little Bo Peep one we heard she wasn’t seen after the spider sat beside her I wanna know what happened next!
@Ya_boi1234-king
11 ай бұрын
The chicken cross the road to figure out which came first the chicken or the egg
@derpeee.-.
Жыл бұрын
Bro nahhhh
@bjstone591
Жыл бұрын
Awww poor chicken! Those cops should be ASHAMED!
@JeremyHeereReal
Жыл бұрын
🐔 ✨️Beautiful ✨️🐔
@charliefarmer4365
11 ай бұрын
It's kinda wholesome how the Detective chose not to put the affair down on the report.
@Seif-gw8gt
Жыл бұрын
I swear Toby is so good at acting I feel like he’s able to play in a movie or become movie director
@bluecapman7359
11 ай бұрын
I just don’t understand how this video is even possible funny. I’m just staying with why did the chicken crossed the road? To get to the other side. I’m staying with that joke and nothing else. Anyone else agree?
@elementalsteve9029
11 ай бұрын
???
@oceandizzle7
11 ай бұрын
Um. No.
@sunspider6273
11 ай бұрын
No
@lif3-standardsb573
8 ай бұрын
@Luce666not many people know that side of the joke lol
@vender68
11 ай бұрын
finally an answer to age old question
@IND3CISIV3
11 ай бұрын
Plot twist the rabbit stole the egg
@dino_sweater
Жыл бұрын
First
@Lucario-448
Жыл бұрын
No one cares
@dino_sweater
Жыл бұрын
@@Lucario-448 did I ask?
@Lucario-448
Жыл бұрын
@@dino_sweater no but who asked if you first or not
@dino_sweater
Жыл бұрын
@@Lucario-448 the people deserve to know, but due to your rudeness, you Will forever lack the knowledge of the content viewers
@hanzrapadas5449
Жыл бұрын
Is there an agrument?
@AMGWC
Жыл бұрын
I like how they're all too focused on the chicken to spot the rabbit lawyer is on a poster behind them
@Squaretable475
7 ай бұрын
Cg5: I said WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!?
@bottompercy
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the lawyer is the easter bunny and he stole the egg
@mishmash4115
Жыл бұрын
"what am I going to tell the chicks?! 😢" *KFC ate you father*
@MakriaMicronation
11 ай бұрын
That chicken really chicken'd out of that marriage😏
@berniebroig8745
Жыл бұрын
The worked-over garden gloves to mimic the scaled appendages of birds was smart!
@goobertwubsu
Жыл бұрын
Bro just pulled a Alexander Hamilton
@masterm8840
Жыл бұрын
This had so much loop potential 😭
@-MayaTheWolfTherian-
Жыл бұрын
the fact that the lawyer is wanted😂
@koffing419
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the chicken crossed the road to unlock Hipster Whale
@lukacunningham342
10 ай бұрын
I like how you took “Bunny Eared Lawyer” to the next level! 😂
@lucialou313
Жыл бұрын
I was singing”why did the chicken cross the road oh oh oh why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
@BlazinMation
Жыл бұрын
When you realize that the chicken crossing the road was a suic*de joke:
@bencegloviak7440
11 ай бұрын
The other side in the joke is meant as heaven. ->the chicken died.
@user-yv7rf9zh6m
8 ай бұрын
The true answer "the other side mean death"
@foxycarnage7643
Жыл бұрын
I love how the chicken lawyer is on the wanted posters😂😂😂😂
@Dustfell.Hotland
Жыл бұрын
CG5: Why did the chicken cross the road?? 🗿🍷
@letsgetballin
Жыл бұрын
“What am i going to tell the chicks?!” nahh which chicks 💀💀
@Nightout88
11 ай бұрын
That bunny is looking mighty sus i think he stole the egg officer.
@JaydenWilson-pz8zl
11 ай бұрын
It was the bunny as in the EASTER BUNNY
@danielapetrovici5107
19 күн бұрын
Genuinely deserves a TV series
@Robynhoodlum
8 ай бұрын
This is probably the funniest skit you’ve ever done.😂
@charliebear8017
Жыл бұрын
I love that the lawyer is wanted but for what…..
@akaneowari3727
Жыл бұрын
They’re really grilling the chicken
@christinanapier829
6 күн бұрын
If jokes were Netflix adaptations:
@Ellooo_
Жыл бұрын
Guys the lawyer is a rabbit, the wanted is a rabbit 💀💀💀
@LxvxndxrBxnny
Жыл бұрын
It took me 10 years to realize that it's an anti joke 💀
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
Жыл бұрын
I have to wonder whether the rabbit lawyer is the same rabbit on the wanted poster behind the interrogators.
@G-55_game
Ай бұрын
I just realized that that rabbit lawyer is on the wanted list for 4000$
@jeff809
Жыл бұрын
I love your videos 🩷
@saffronman100
10 ай бұрын
To get to the other side, to run away from the cook, to prove he's no chicken!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@roboxeorr
Жыл бұрын
The rabbit that was defending the chicken was on a wanted poster😂
@alexbarrera8762
Жыл бұрын
They took the why did the chicken cross the road to the serious level?
@LCBK
Жыл бұрын
Did someone put something in my drink
@sojayoghurt1041
Жыл бұрын
I just noticed that the rabbit is a fugitive
@CATastrophe263
3 ай бұрын
"wHat aM I gOIng tO TelL thE CHickS?1"
@mileskennethbenas4643
Жыл бұрын
Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
@MikeHensley-ey7dv
7 ай бұрын
I just now noticed the chicken is jaywalking
@ufenufen2134
7 ай бұрын
The wanted signs at the back 💀💀 especially the bunny one
@CliffWorsham
Жыл бұрын
“Cry’s in chicken”💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Isla-rj9wh
Жыл бұрын
I love how the bunny is on the wanted posters is the background 😂
@person-zy3wb
Жыл бұрын
The chicken: "Hah you don't even know what you're asking me to confess."
@person-zy3wb
Жыл бұрын
@coco stitch "If I can prove that I never broke the law do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?"
@ashamansedai
Жыл бұрын
The best thing is how there's a wanted poster of the rabbit behind the cops😂😂😂
@mohamedsalad2081
Жыл бұрын
Not the bunny on the wanted poster 😂
@TSS163
Жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till the mouse draws 5 stickman
@madhatterzake3871
11 ай бұрын
That escalated quickly.
@sophisticateddoggy9410
Жыл бұрын
Is it weird when I saw a chicken crossed the road the joke immediately flew into my mind
@iamstuckinfandomangelicat2890
11 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the bunny lawyer to be the egg theft pining it on the chicken tbh 🐇🥚🐰🤣
@Levid1743
Жыл бұрын
Turns out that the lawyer is the easter rabbit and he set up the hen so he could steal the egg and monitor the police at the same time
@KyeFireGamer
Жыл бұрын
FUNNY😂
@thunderlake2000
Жыл бұрын
It was clearly the chickens lawyer that stole and hid the egg. He’s the easter bunnyb
@darkshadow6810
5 ай бұрын
Why did the chicken cross the road? What did the chicken cross the road😂😂😂😂
@censoreduser
9 ай бұрын
Plot twist: lawyer is the reverse easter bunny
@MrJakinator96
Жыл бұрын
The chicken crossed the road to get away from chick fil a
@gemsmith1163
Жыл бұрын
The posters in the background are brilliant 🤣
@isla4860
10 ай бұрын
The punch line is that the chicken got hit by a car and "went to the other side"
@VibrantGamer39
11 ай бұрын
Plot Twist: The chicken is a great actor
@hollyhession
6 ай бұрын
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
@jackmarston7967
Жыл бұрын
Nobody gonna notice bunny wanted for $4000?
@montel4eva
9 ай бұрын
Plot twist the lawyer rabbit is actually the Easter bunny, and he stole the egg.
@familytv2306
Жыл бұрын
The chicken crossed da road to escape the KFC employee
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