Good thing i dont have friends so i can listen to black metal all i want.
@mannyvelizofficial
3 жыл бұрын
True man
@wulfshead
3 жыл бұрын
My actual life.
@madkhaliqfarhan
3 жыл бұрын
Me too! 😈
@sssunaaa_0
3 жыл бұрын
ı killed my friend to listen black metal all the time
@mannyvelizofficial
3 жыл бұрын
@@sssunaaa_0 you are a dedicated man
@project19official
3 жыл бұрын
Farvann: "It's got a keyboard intro, which is probably 3 minutes long" Me: "I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with."
@joseestevezhernandez558
2 жыл бұрын
"OF COURSE is Black Metal!" Damn hilarious... and true
@doyzmusic9604
Жыл бұрын
What's the song called?
@rabenpfote9182
Жыл бұрын
Dornenreich, In Die Nacht @@doyzmusic9604
@alvarogabrielaguirregarin3933
4 ай бұрын
@@doyzmusic9604 Black metal theme, by Black metal band.
@HisVirusness
3 жыл бұрын
"That sounds like a typical Christian thing." THANK YOU!
@Aurgelmer444
3 жыл бұрын
Blind obedience is pretty christian, fear of indulging is a very abrahamic thing in general.
@HisVirusness
3 жыл бұрын
@@Aurgelmer444 Absolutely.
@HisVirusness
3 жыл бұрын
Also, unpopular opinion: I love Stormblåst MMV.
@anttisilvast5613
3 жыл бұрын
@@HisVirusness sorgens kammer del2 is one of my favorite songs of Dimmu Borgir
@HisVirusness
3 жыл бұрын
@@anttisilvast5613 I wasn't really a fan of that song when the album came out, but when I gave it a relisten a few years later, I loved it. Definitely a great song.
@nope8827
3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: crazy laughing Farvann doesn't exists, he can't hurt you Crazy laughing Farvann: 2:48
@mateoclaure6237
3 жыл бұрын
That Ea, lord of the debts joke was on point
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean with "joke"?
@alexwinn9901
3 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann let’s find out
@__k9
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexwinn9901 nice meme
@psalm91.777
Жыл бұрын
Depths....
@gabe3989
Жыл бұрын
Aske is such a good album
@LuminaryRain
3 жыл бұрын
Why waste your time with friends if you can just peacefully listen to black metal, knowing the ones of the spirit realm are always by your side?
@madkhaliqfarhan
3 жыл бұрын
True! I would even love to play billiards all by myself, while listening to whatever Black Metal song on KZitem... 😈
@metaliumtux
3 жыл бұрын
So if you have friends you're not really a black metal head. :D
@metaliumtux
3 жыл бұрын
@based huuttis , you said 'god', but trve black metalhead should say 'Satan' only. So...
@metaliumtux
3 жыл бұрын
@based huuttis , lol, what are you doing here then?)
@metaliumtux
3 жыл бұрын
@based huuttis , well, yes, but if you don't famillar with the stuff at least a bit you obviously don't get most jokes as well.)) Actually it's not about music, but programming or anything else. Also it's difficult to get local jokes of a new community, really awkward moments. xD
@Aurgelmer444
3 жыл бұрын
But Farvann, you are not black!
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
🤬
@Aurgelmer444
3 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann I actually wrote this "funny man" comment before seeing the video, believe it or not.
@KardboardKenny
3 жыл бұрын
what are these "friends" that you speak of?
@KardboardKenny
3 жыл бұрын
@Pavol Krajčovič oh my. those sound horrible.
@Lotastic_Films
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite type of Metal is "Armpit of an undead table in the basement of yellow wallpaper" Metal 🤘🎸🖤
@north4169
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@eri4ca
3 жыл бұрын
In the Russian black metal community, it used to be said that it wasn't trve kvlt to listen to Satyricon, Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. Nowadays the list has become even wider, they included Mayhem, Immortal, Gorgoroth. In general, about everything that has at least some kind of glory. Of course you can listen to them, BUT only old albums. Otherwise you're a poser. I'm really tired of this.
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
Black Metal people destroying their own scene. Great times we live in.
@rinodb83
3 жыл бұрын
Listen whatever you want mate. I listen lot of underground bm and then all of the sudden I jump to Ludovico Einaudi. Who cares!
@commander591
3 жыл бұрын
By that logic everyone was a Poser at some point.
@sphere6258
3 жыл бұрын
@@KatNoir1313 Mother North is definitely one of my top 10 favorite songs, good handle!
@KatNoir1313
3 жыл бұрын
@@sphere6258 it’s the anthem of Norway in my mind 🤣. I love the music video too. It’s my favorite black metal music video probably.
@LoLXaxziminrax
3 жыл бұрын
"That is probably 3 minutes long" got me lmaoooooo
@elie6769
2 жыл бұрын
Which song is it?
@rabenpfote9182
Жыл бұрын
Dornenreich, In Die Nacht @@elie6769
@joeyk3134
3 жыл бұрын
That's why you listen to multiple genres
@RickLilShore
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Like Atmospheric Black Metal and Depressive Suicidal Black Metal and Symphonic Black Metal and maybe even some Blackened Death Metal
@joeyk3134
2 жыл бұрын
@@RickLilShore Only if you're feeling adventurous
@cookiesontoast9981
2 жыл бұрын
I listen to pretty much every metal genre there is.. not sure why some people close themselves in go just one subgenre.
@bombking2785
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot one. Being a black metal head where theres no snow and not a single day the temperature drops below 40f.
@mach2223
3 жыл бұрын
oof, wouldn't want to live that one, sorry my brother
@HisVirusness
3 жыл бұрын
Come here to Chicago; it's supposed to be spring, but that's not what the weather decided.
@mach2223
3 жыл бұрын
@@HisVirusness Yeah I'm in the Czech Republic and apparently it's winter here.
@HisVirusness
3 жыл бұрын
@@mach2223 Isn't it always winter in the Czech Republic?
@mach2223
3 жыл бұрын
@@HisVirusness nah, this winter was actually the first time we had any significant amount of snow in the last five years or so
@fatmanpez
3 жыл бұрын
Every black metalhead listens to Cruelty and the Beast when no one's looking. . .
@fatmanpez
3 жыл бұрын
@@NightsidePoet very much agree'd, that song is great for a short cynical symphonic bm song
@Mp57navy
3 жыл бұрын
Draconian.
@ntsHR
3 жыл бұрын
the twisted nails of faith
@sphere6258
3 жыл бұрын
Lol so true! Also I agree with TheHoodedStrider there.
@blckrig1817
3 жыл бұрын
When someone asks you what music you listen to so you try and explain what black metal is, and they say “oh so you’re into all that screamo stuff?” The word “screamo” is basically the n word of the metal community
@vonbl3
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "n word"?
@jaysonwitting4671
3 жыл бұрын
@@vonbl3 Are u sarcastic? If not, n***** is a rude word against black people.
@vonbl3
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonwitting4671 I was sarcastic bro, I just can't stand the fact that despite being just a god damn word, people are afraid to say it because they might get crucified. Snowflake era at It's finest.
@ivansalvatore9631
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, early screamo is sick tbh
@kanegibson5479
3 жыл бұрын
@@ivansalvatore9631 saetia venus and bacchus is a tremendous song
@marc-antoinehoude3222
3 жыл бұрын
''That sounds like a typical christian thing'' F-ING killed me ahaha! Love your channel man keep it up!
@humantacos9800
3 жыл бұрын
It's even harder trying to explain to other metal friends that black metal takes talent to play
@asmrmetalman1061
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who’s attempting to learn nights blood i can attest
@paveldopita7886
3 жыл бұрын
That Gaahl is amazing! 😄 Awesome video btw!
@eclipsed3407
3 жыл бұрын
Nice Scream Bloody Gore profile pic!
@paveldopita7886
3 жыл бұрын
@@eclipsed3407 Thank you!
@wulfshead
3 жыл бұрын
The “sold out” thing. Seriously getting on my nerves of late. We should be helping the artists we respect out by buying more of their releases and merch! A release number of 15 world wide and selling 3 tshirts, only in medium via the label isn’t helping anyone! Least of all my stress levels!😳😂
@Charles_Anthony
3 жыл бұрын
Same here and fewer artists are releasing physical copies of their stuff. It's getting very annoying to try to support these guys...
@Apetits
3 жыл бұрын
you're also running into one guy buying 5 copies at a time. scalping, despite its name, is actually really lame guys
@wulfshead
3 жыл бұрын
@@Apetits exactly that. Then they make a huge profit online. Really pisses me off!
@ottar3402
3 жыл бұрын
Only problem whit buying merch is that they have like max size small dwarf child on the te shirts available and if not its sold out 24/7.
@riccardoranieri971
3 жыл бұрын
I actually had only one "metal listening session" with my friends, usually the music is more a background for other activities. One of them wanted so bad to listen to deathcrush on vinyl expecting that it would sound different then the digital version. Nice experience, maybe a little awkward but still enjoyable
@RafaelHEscobar
3 жыл бұрын
It is actually way harder (and funny) to be a Black Metal / Metal fan when you don't look like one and have dark skin. Almost every "Tr00" will treat you like crap until they see your physical music collection or get asked if they're know about Beelzeebubth, Caller of the Storms, Terrance Hobbs, Mike Smith or Siki Spacek. Their typical reaction is: 👀
@matthewgodding777
Жыл бұрын
The great thing about the Trve Kvlt is they let you know very quickly not to waste your time with them. And you usually get a couple of suggestions worth checking out before you forget they ever existed.
@shedimvi3164
3 жыл бұрын
Where can I find black metal heads.. All my friends are posers... Oh wait I don't have friends... Oh wait all my friends are dead.. Nah
@Ihate188
3 жыл бұрын
Farvann getting his own floor dirty just to make a skit for us. What a precious guy.
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
haha I even had to shoot that scene twice
@Ihate188
3 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann I hope that it's clean now. Slippery floors are not safe.
@chaoticneutral1090
3 жыл бұрын
Best pronunciation of Ea, Lord of the depths, ever
@stephanelosardo3579
3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Forgotten Tomb t-shirt, i 'm italian🤘
@darcyauguste281
3 жыл бұрын
Knew it looked familiar. Used to love that band.
@AMB666
3 жыл бұрын
I don't even have friends!
@KardboardKenny
3 жыл бұрын
same here
@alpinceoglu6970
3 жыл бұрын
Kvlt
@cezar6669
3 жыл бұрын
Listen to music with friends? Hahahah that was a good one... Friends... :'(
@hablom1977
3 жыл бұрын
Friends usually listen to wrong kind of music
@HisVirusness
3 жыл бұрын
We're all friends here.
@metalflower9543
3 жыл бұрын
😞
@aaron_d_henderson1984
3 жыл бұрын
I apologize for the idiots in my country who say you have to be black and make metal to call it "black metal"... I'm pretty sure our society died in 2012 here. (America...)
@mannyvelizofficial
3 жыл бұрын
The Christian thing is a undeniable truth, I’m not really into BM, but I can enjoy Transilvanian Hunger a lot
@johnhunter3497
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA YEAAHH DUDE! AWESOME CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED KZitemR! HAHAHA I LOVED IT BRO!
@johnhunter3497
3 жыл бұрын
And actual laugh not E-shit!
@hustlebunz4434
3 жыл бұрын
Me, a metal head* me: hey can I choose the music next? My friends: yes but NO METAL Me: 😐 nvm then
@natehubbard3902
3 жыл бұрын
Hit em with the country. Teach them a lesson.
@hustlebunz4434
3 жыл бұрын
@@natehubbard3902 😂😂😂
@LateNightWendigo
Жыл бұрын
Start playing Crazy Frog
@hustlebunz4434
Жыл бұрын
@@LateNightWendigo fr lmao
@adam_5547
3 жыл бұрын
this is so true my friend...so true...
@arix1479
3 жыл бұрын
0:40 Doom metal would like to have a word with you
@Bomberboi98
6 ай бұрын
Stoner and Doom metal: Prepare for trouble and make it double.
@YacineValfar
3 жыл бұрын
Last time i was listening to a Black Metal playlist and there was a really good Riff, i was like "that riff is lit 🔥" and then i realized it wasn't that good since it wasn't... Cold ❄️
@darkcorbband9633
3 жыл бұрын
0:53 The body is a sun fish Full of stars
@timofeytaran2973
3 жыл бұрын
Ech, lord of the depths
@ET22adrian
3 жыл бұрын
Alter richtig geil die Stelle mit Gaahl😂 editing skills over 666!!!!!🤘🤘🤘
@giulio4115
3 жыл бұрын
Love's burial ground shirt of forgotten tomb. I think one of best albums of FT. Cheers from italy farvann
@viniciusleaoa
3 жыл бұрын
0:01 - 1:04 why it's not easy to be friends with a black metalhead
@damf5488
3 жыл бұрын
Lets be real those are the problems of every metalhead
@viniciusleaoa
3 жыл бұрын
@@damf5488 that's trve
@iav9488
3 жыл бұрын
Is that an actual song with the keyboard intro? Curious what song it is so I can check it out!
@nope8827
3 жыл бұрын
The song is called In Die Nacht by the band Dornenreich
@dashingtherouxthesnow4017
3 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget when you start listening to a really good album and then discover that it's NSBM
@fungalukaapacuka10
3 жыл бұрын
Makes it even better
@magemega4262
3 жыл бұрын
@Captain Bruh the rabm scene is getting better so no... I'll take your fucking nsbm record right off the turntable nd snap that Nazi shit over my knee.
@magemega4262
3 жыл бұрын
@Captain Bruh red and anarchist black metal. The only thing good fascist apologist is a dead one.
@occultus284
3 жыл бұрын
@@magemega4262 lol ok commie poser
@fungalukaapacuka10
Жыл бұрын
@ahogammer6895 😂😂wow that's such an original insult , I see you strained your brain with this comment , Albanian Gypsy
@gregkunst8199
3 жыл бұрын
I like my coffee how i like my metal, black🍵. I like my toast how i like my church's, burnt🔥 lol
@BNK2442
3 жыл бұрын
I like my cornflakes as I like my churchs, crispy. :-D
@madkhaliqfarhan
3 жыл бұрын
I like my rice just like my melody, raw... 😈
@MyFaithShines
Жыл бұрын
dude its just iced coffee... Frozen Darkness of the Eternal-Black Liquid Abyss Dim Frost Forevermore
@sherlockholmes2360
3 жыл бұрын
2:11 You can tell it's black metal, based on the long name he typed.
@julkazjutuba
3 жыл бұрын
Is Durbatuluk sold out too?
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
haha yes
@julkazjutuba
3 жыл бұрын
Trve black metal artist.
@madkhaliqfarhan
3 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann *NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* 😭
@nonmerci.4455
2 жыл бұрын
That COF moment felt ✨personal✨
@JustMe-sc4fn
3 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm literally the black metal guy 😂
@Deneskia
3 жыл бұрын
0:28 dornenreich, you've got great taste farvann
@TheCount-y7e
3 жыл бұрын
What's the name?
@Deneskia
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheCount-y7e In Die Nacht is the track name
@hors509
3 жыл бұрын
the dimmu borgir part killed me lmao
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
I may be procrastinating on my work but this is worth watching...I'm gonna get nagged at by my teacher 🙃
@d1slexycpengu1n
3 жыл бұрын
its not very accurate cause you would have to had a friends... ...that you STILL didn't kill by the way
@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385
3 жыл бұрын
I love Cradle of filth. But I also love dsbm. Cradle of filth isn't boring, but whatever.. just imo. I am black, and British and I love black metal so.. yeuh I guess. I've been a metalhead for 12 years, and Death metal, and black metal were the subgenres I was attracted to the most in the metal world 🤘🏽
@hectorvegasduque2234
3 жыл бұрын
2:56 that's incredibly relatable
@YavorArseniev
3 жыл бұрын
1:11 not Finnish, but it could be Bethlehem lyrics, to be fair.
@Antonio-sc4ri
3 жыл бұрын
Can someone give me the video with Gaahl, pls?
@Komprimat1111
3 жыл бұрын
Love your "Krachmucker TV"-cup!
@procyon6445
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t even like bm but this is just funny.
@thepaganmystic
3 жыл бұрын
I think black metalist sounds better
@joey_kakbek
3 жыл бұрын
what's that song at the beginning with the nice riffing?
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
That's just a copyright free song from the YT library: kzitem.info/news/bejne/kX6LxXd6knR8kqg
@ariesvictorygroup1743
3 жыл бұрын
I feel for ya , Im a Shoegazer who dabbles in Black Metal. Try explaining Shoegaze to someone! I have a famous app installed and there's 38 different genres to choose from except Shoegaze. Maybe theres no such thing as Shoegaze and Im dreaming all of this. Shoegaze and Black Metal share alot in common. They both have killer guitars and awesome drumming, barely can hear the bass, cant understand a thing there singing about and .... If you dont like it then your not cool and just dont get it. Lol !! I play guitar, my pedalboard is an old door. It takes two people to carry it. 😇😈👽👻♈↕
@Sergio-nb4hj
2 жыл бұрын
Look up RateYourMusic Huge genre database built up through a democratic voting system
@zhenka88
3 жыл бұрын
Listening Cradle of Filth was poser even in 2008 🤣
@anttisilvast5613
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes its very hard to listen like one song with friends in whole evening or night, but in my place 90% of stuff what i listen is bm or dm. So i wonder why my friends dont wanna go to my place.
@blackmetalmajesty9756
3 жыл бұрын
2:47 But you are not black XDD
@shakilanisal5411
3 жыл бұрын
Farvann really thought he could play a Samsung ringtone and have us believe that it was a DSBM track.
@ClosiusBeg
2 жыл бұрын
Sold out, sold out, sold out.. Ah its available! Hm.. Dimmu borgir... Sold out, sold out ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Super like for that!
@Mp57navy
3 жыл бұрын
1:40 onward. Thank you, enlightened one. YOu like Black metal that sounds like recorded in a garbage can? Sure, you can like it. I won't, but that won't make me dislike you.
@vonbl3
3 жыл бұрын
That is still insulting tho. Oh, and also... poser.
@ThogrimGrudgebearer
3 жыл бұрын
Forgotten Tomb shirt! One of the few good Italian bands. As always, awesome video!
@amertume_official
3 жыл бұрын
farvan add Russian subtitles I really like to watch you only now there are no subtitles
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
Impossible, I can't translate to Russian
@amertume_official
3 жыл бұрын
@@Farvann okay, in principle, and so it is possible
@wintershock
Жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t care fore the elitists. I listen to what I listen to. Sometimes it’s black metal, sometimes it’s folk metal, sometimes there is no metal and it’s just Norwegian folk music. They can call me a poser all they want, I’m just enjoying myself.
@louisyoung1916
3 жыл бұрын
1:06 Perhaps the lyrics actually refer to "the armpit of an undead *coffee* table"...the trve cold coffee would therefore relate it to black metal after all. 🤔 🤘
@nullpunk100
3 жыл бұрын
Im a black metalhead and i never put black metal with friends. Some synth pop from 80’s and stuff. Or all those non-black-metal influences for blackgaze.
@Farvann
3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@SOBEKCrocodileGod
3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see a black metal fan criticizing the dumbass elitists who call other people “posers” and shame them for liking certain genres and artists. People like that make me not wanna check out more black metal.
@bagulnik1337
3 жыл бұрын
Прям как в жизни
@davisooi8971
3 жыл бұрын
1.49 is a sacrilegious reaction. Black metal is anti Christ compulsory. Lol.
@watzesnow7169
3 жыл бұрын
KrachmuckerTV Tasse!!!😁🤘
@finskou
Жыл бұрын
THE ELITISTS! Hahhaaha! Metalheads are the worst when it comes to judging each other depending on what band you listen too x)
@MeiaLuaDeCompasso
6 ай бұрын
"Why it's not easy to be a Black Metal head" Answer: The police
@BusinessZeus
Жыл бұрын
I actually thought the piano black metal was the theme of The Mask starring Jim Carrey so yeah.
@madkhaliqfarhan
3 жыл бұрын
I like my coffee black, just like my metal... And it's best served *C O L D* 😈
@samaelrocks7888
Жыл бұрын
What annoys me is when someone who knows that I listen to black metal thinks that when AC/DC comes on, that this makes me happy just because it's a little bit heavier than Justin Bieber.
@bubu5908
Жыл бұрын
A Friend of mine got me a fucking Guns n' Roses CD for my birthday, because I like "heavy music"
@samaelrocks7888
Жыл бұрын
@@bubu5908, my condolences. That money could have been spent much better on so many other titles from Bandcamp, if only your friend knew. LOL!
@bubu5908
Жыл бұрын
@@samaelrocks7888 It's not her fault, I'm the strange guy. I listen to bands that hardly anyone even in the scene listens to. Aaskereia for example.
@samaelrocks7888
Жыл бұрын
@@bubu5908, ha, ha, same here. AC/DC? No, no. Please play some Asagraum.
@zhinobi2766
2 жыл бұрын
i dont even liek black metal.whic is in my opinon fine.im amased how grown up people cant realize that we dont have to have the same opinions.
@extranationrecordsofficial1826
3 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeäääärrr Lord of da defs
@str4tis
3 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure you should be writing it like "black-metal head"
@josmafer4133
3 жыл бұрын
do you like bands like Emit or Abruptum?
@vollesrohrhey
3 жыл бұрын
I mess Helvete/Oberhausen after having moved away :(
@Anisimeria
3 жыл бұрын
that Nokia ring tone kinda slaps tho 😳
@tinilangstrumpf5795
3 жыл бұрын
Somehow christian black metal exists... strange 😅
@rowanmelton7643
3 жыл бұрын
I don't like black metal but I can't stop watching these
@fransholmberg7934
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I don't like black.. I mean african american metal
@maartenisdrowning6628
3 жыл бұрын
both black metal fans and black peoe agree with this! 😃😃
@default1289
3 жыл бұрын
Great acting Farvann, its makes whole video much better, love your videos. Hope that you have seen goodfellas. '' you are funny''
@xanselmox
Жыл бұрын
"Sounds like a Christian thing" LMAO
@MobileDecay
Жыл бұрын
Because the police are always out to get you that's why!
@BlackMetalArtists
3 жыл бұрын
I like forgotten tomb teeshirt
@MrFatbard
3 жыл бұрын
i laughed for a solid minuite at the elitist one :D
@cherrycola2903
2 жыл бұрын
Why do so many people think that all black metalheads naz1s?
@angelikaiwan975
3 жыл бұрын
Make long version of ,,What black metal means to me'' PLEASEEE
@angelikaiwan975
3 жыл бұрын
Make long version of ,,What black metal means to me'' PLEASEEE
@angelikaiwan975
3 жыл бұрын
Make long version of ,,What black metal means to me'' PLEASEEE
@angelikaiwan975
3 жыл бұрын
Make long version of ,,What black metal means to me'' PLEASEEE
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