Says a lot about the girl who always wanted a black guy and then immediately turns it into grape fantasy
@josuebrown6001
Жыл бұрын
I farted one time
@justinchristoph3725
Жыл бұрын
I heard a story of a guy was going at it with a girl when she screamed "Make me a baby! Get me pregnant!" She supposedly wasn't actually trying to get pregnant, but it was a kink of hers to imagine getting pregnant and accidentally said it out loud. The guy she was with immediately leaped off her and was yelling "WTF?!?". Totally killed the mood for him.
@eldritchblaaa9395
Жыл бұрын
I'm still here lol I miss the old voice but I'm still here
@07Lightless
Жыл бұрын
Same here the old voice was way better
@Roeclean
Жыл бұрын
@@07Lightless Yeah
@Qwerty95ish
Жыл бұрын
Guys he lost that program
@zacharystevens7801
Жыл бұрын
“Lin-ger-ree” 💀
@gamehhh012
Жыл бұрын
liquid shit that had me roflmao
@flintironstag2381
Жыл бұрын
Closest I've ever come to that was a booty call years ago. She was onto some rough play and i wasn't. She said "Oh, your vanilla", or something like that. I figured that we probably wouldn't smash again. Too different. I understood. Still had a good time though 😁.
@wes5452
Жыл бұрын
10:30 absolute gigachad
@jerromimuckle139
Жыл бұрын
@19:44 I imagined pulling weapons like blade and taking out that vampire 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@madwolfgarton9997
Жыл бұрын
4:12 *BRUUUUH!* 🤣
@IncandescentCrowvus
Жыл бұрын
I was with this girl who gave all green lights until “go time” and then went full dead fish/completely limp 3 different times over 2 weeks, we never got any further I would kinda stress out and back off being too afraid of pushing
@terminallygray
Жыл бұрын
WOW ! Just WOW ! I just knew I had to put my face down there and see what this "pussy thing" is about. Poor little guy, he's just curious... and got a big suprise instead.
@gracekami4655
Жыл бұрын
"I almost lost my virginity but i didnt because of pokemon" Say no more. Completely understandable. Pokemon is more important. 😂
@dusk4974
Жыл бұрын
This is why hookup culture and sleeping around is disgusting. This wouldn't happen if people were adults and committed to a relationship instead of being sluts 🙄
@juanorozco1971
Жыл бұрын
I disagree sadly its not all rainbows & unicorns where people are loyal I rather be single & hook up on occasion or have a friend with benefits than be in relationship where I get cheated on almost 1/2 of marriages in America end in divorce & other countries are pretty close. Aa long as you're honest about your intentions, you use protection & both parties are consenting adults i think its ok
@dusk4974
Жыл бұрын
@@juanorozco1971 did you know that as humans, we have a pair bonding ability? During sex, massive amounts of oxytocin are released for bonding when one orgasms. This bonding is heightened with eye contact of any kind. If someone sleeps around, their brain fries the ability to form pair bonds. The receptors for oxytocin for pair bonding no longer work. That's why so many people who sleep around constantly and hookup can never again fall in love. They broke their ability to do so. The only way to get past a painful relationship is with self care and to try again with someone complete new. Otherwise your brain will internalize that relationships are bad. But then so is hooking up because you can never bond again. Hookup culture and a lack of commitment and loyalty is gross, plain and simple. Maybe people should stop marrying because it's "the right thing to do" or because they don't wanna wait. Build an actual relationship, human experience to human experience, and it'll work. Become friends, then lovers.
@lordblazer
Жыл бұрын
not really. it wouldn't happen if you could rely on adults to be honest and communicative.. even in committed relationships people find a way to ruin things or make life unnecessarily more difficult than it actually needs to be.
@dusk4974
Жыл бұрын
@@lordblazer yeah, people are shit. You've gotta put in the effort. Most people, especially those who sleep around or are selfish, don't.
@iwantallthesmoke3964
Жыл бұрын
Story 2n😂😅
@dwoodstwin
Жыл бұрын
Erectile dysfunction
@cbstarrr
Жыл бұрын
what happened to shame? 😞
@budphillips5968
Жыл бұрын
You have to be a bot reading. Nothing else can mispronounce common English as easily
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