imagine if Avarti made an April fools video titled "Why Delphine is a Genius" and it's just a 15 minute loop of rickroll
@eriksmith3089
4 жыл бұрын
He actually liked this comment, we may get this now
@jorgeneves7969
4 жыл бұрын
HE LIKED THE COMMENT!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
@WildRaven2008
4 жыл бұрын
That should be his most viewed video if it actually was uploaded
@jorgeneves7969
4 жыл бұрын
@@WildRaven2008 True
@SisuBjörk
4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you Im into Rickroll!
@roiroije6326
4 жыл бұрын
Someone in the Elder Scrolls: Exists. Avarti: "I diagnose you with dumb."
@PorkFork
4 жыл бұрын
Plot secret: They have a food source up there, they're just letting Klimmek think he's helping cuz they have a bet on how long the turbo virgin can keep it going. Plus they are able to shout for you when you first kill a dragon, surely they can shout a Ubereats.
@dogman9291
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a regular nord in Skyrim, just doing your thing, and then you hear it! The booming voices of the graybeards ringing clear from the sky, and they say: "VILEMYR INN! PLEASE PLACE A 'FOR DELIVERY' ORDER FOR 6 BOWLS OF VENISON STEW, 4 GOAT LEGS, 3 ROAST CHICKENS, 4 SWEETROLLS 2 HONEY NUT TREATS."
@Caine61
4 жыл бұрын
Chad Mikael vs Virgin Klimmek
@bonniefazman9065
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogman9291 Lol, I would love to see that. XD
@benardalbert
Ай бұрын
ahahah a group of beggars with an extremely loud voice . talos , help us .....
@spencyn2641
4 жыл бұрын
Even if Klimmek should die, the Greybeards won't starve. They've got Partysnax!
@sirboneymcskeleton8025
4 жыл бұрын
The Greybeards wouldn’t starve because instead of calling the dovahkiin they’d just shout their tavern order from the summit. Everybody in Skyrim would hear their request for horker loaf and mead and know what it means.
@nickwinderweedle6854
4 жыл бұрын
A fellow viewer of epic nate. Truly cultured.
@spencyn2641
4 жыл бұрын
Nick Winderweedle truly!
@dracofirex
4 жыл бұрын
@@sirboneymcskeleton8025 Greybeards: Hoarker loaf and mead! Nazeem: They shouted dovahkiin again! Maybe I'm the next dragonborn, hu hu hu
@gamingspacemonkey
4 жыл бұрын
Nah m8, they can’t eat souls so good. Imagine a village chopping apart and eating a dragon’s flesh, when suddenly the dragonborn shows up and everyone’s suddenly hungry.
@siraemiliusii
4 жыл бұрын
Next: Why Glarthir is a genius
@seasaltsky
4 жыл бұрын
I don't even remember who that is.
@capngenie8724
4 жыл бұрын
@@seasaltsky paranoid woodelf in Skingrad, Oblivion. He tries to get you too kill a bunch of people who he think are working together to spy on him
@deltaket6485
4 жыл бұрын
He is my target to start the DB questline.
@nicholasmayon6453
4 жыл бұрын
Toon Shorts it’s only innocent if they are innocent but they were obviously an evil cabal set to spy on him
@NobushigeAzai
4 жыл бұрын
You're going to jail.
@Capt_Dango
4 жыл бұрын
Judging from the comments I'm gonna assume this is a joke, but just incase I'm going to be "that guy" You do know when you first meet them you get a dialogue option that says something like "I will try to follow The Way of the Voice", and Arngeir replies with "...the Dragon Blood is itself a gift of Akatosh. Do not try to deny that gift." He's saying the Dragonborn is an exception to the rules, he just wants to try and teach the player wisdom so we don't end up becoming that which we seek to destroy.
@legendaryguy8853
4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking exactly that when i was watching this video. Therefore the only way the greybeards are "idiots" is that they can't feed themselves. Personally though i think that this is more of a monk thing they do like fasting.
@abbysmith5422
4 жыл бұрын
yes!! i just started a new play through and when i was watching the video i couldn’t stop thinking about this
@Capt_Dango
4 жыл бұрын
@@abbysmith5422 Yeah I also just started a new play through... only reason I remembered :P
@Capt_Dango
4 жыл бұрын
@@legendaryguy8853 Personally, I just think Bethesda didn't want to program some guy to constantly walk up and down the mountain, and they just hoped no one would notice.
@runtergerutscht4401
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with this, the greybears respect you as the dragonborn and leave your agency alone, they even assist you despite you possibly being the evilest listener nightinggale and whatnot. They have only three allegiances: To the way of the voice To Paarthunax To the dovahkin And the last one is the most important one
@capngenie8724
4 жыл бұрын
If you talk to Barknar in Ivarstead, he mentions that he personally doesn't go that far up the mountain, but pilgrims from all over go and leave offerings to the greybeards regularly, it's not just Klimmek who does it.
@vulkanlives3821
4 жыл бұрын
But how often do pilgrims leave food offerings? I doubt they only leave food and nothing else as an offering.
@capngenie8724
4 жыл бұрын
@@vulkanlives3821 Couldn't say, but what else would it be, really? Gold? Not sure they care much for it. They have a decent amount of food scattered around, and alot of regen potion, maybe they make those to sustain themselves, and compliment their diet with real food. It's more efficient to mix a few herbs over full portioned meals, but probably has a small larder somewhere. In this universe, it's not much of a stretch lol
@dogman9291
4 жыл бұрын
@@capngenie8724 If you go and look in the greybeards' offering bags ingame, you'll see there's food ranging from horker loaf to apples (exact food is randomized), so that confirms that other people do indeed bring them food. I think Klimmek is just one of the many people who bring bags of food up to them, really.
@shrujanamsyama9940
2 жыл бұрын
There are few pilgrims on the steps which Dovahkiin encounters while climbing. I am sure that there are many such pilgrims every day as High Hrothgar is a very popular and revered place
@firesparks4761
4 жыл бұрын
The grey beards are more or less like monks that have no clue what's going on.
@ItsDaKoolaidDude
4 жыл бұрын
Relative clue but don't have the absolute faintest idea of whats actually happening.
@djwithdk7084
4 жыл бұрын
@@ItsDaKoolaidDude More or less of monks that are deep in their practice and need heavy convincing to help.
@frederika.h.1004
4 жыл бұрын
Monks able to shout people to pieces with their voice... ohhh and literelly shake a mountain by talking xD
@Robbedem
4 жыл бұрын
Monks from most orders do grow their own food. Some also make beer, wine, cheece,... which they sell to get money for things they can't make themselves. They often did (some still do) teaching, which they than get payed for. Monks (unlike the greybeards) are much more wordly than many movies/books/... let us believe.
@Yomasi
4 жыл бұрын
Some monks meditate so hard they don't even need to eat to regain energy
@6n100-ent
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t remember them telling the Dragonborn specifically how to use shouts, I’m pretty sure they say something like obstructing your use of the thuum is like telling you not to speak it’s something ur borne with the innate ability to do
@milox697
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to correct you man but its born*
@roojackaroo8517
4 жыл бұрын
They say that you are born of Akatosh and your use of the voice is to fulfill your destiny saving Tamriel, you are outside of the reach of the Way Of The Voice and its worship of Kyne and therefore they can't impose any restrictions on you.
@ananousous
4 жыл бұрын
@@milox697 Sorry to correct you, man, but it's it's*.
@milox697
4 жыл бұрын
@@ananousous Mate do you really want to go in too much detail's?One this is missing ' and writing "Born" like "borne".
@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
4 жыл бұрын
Also of note, the Thu'um is not inherently good or evil. It simply is. As such, like any tool, it is how the Thu'um is used that is good or evil.
@charliemartin7855
4 жыл бұрын
Next up: Why the Imperial Captain at Helgen is a genius
@MyHentaiGirl
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, better to kill everyone than let a possible stormcloack or it synpathyser live
@darthsol658
3 ай бұрын
More like attention seeker. She wants General Tulius 😏
@michaldanko4647
4 жыл бұрын
At this point in time, everyone in Skyrim is either a mindless idiot or an absolute powerhouse of a mind
@0Cazador
4 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the twist video: "Why Alduin has AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE"
@ceoofswag9543
4 жыл бұрын
Because this guy just nitpicks on every single thing its getting repetitive and tiresome
@frankenwaifu8092
4 жыл бұрын
@@ceoofswag9543 So like a Skyrim Cinemasins?
@ceoofswag9543
4 жыл бұрын
@@frankenwaifu8092 worse
@frankenwaifu8092
4 жыл бұрын
@@ceoofswag9543 *gasp egads!
@tris-chan6419
4 жыл бұрын
From what I remember, the Greybeards don't really tell the Dragonborn how to use it. Didn't they explicitly say that although they believe the Thu'um should be used for worship, that the player is an exception to that rule? They advise you to use it cautiously but they never tell you just not to use it
@isaacmarrufo8935
4 жыл бұрын
Even when you talk to them after defeating alduin, they even ask you (quote not exactly right), “will you be an evil man, or will you be a hero of the ages, or will you just fade away from history? The choice is yours.”
@alpacalover0
2 жыл бұрын
Actually, they say that the Thu'um is indeed capable of being a weapon but that that is the least of its uses. They seem to think it's viable for self-defense for regular people when necessary.
@enderman_of_d00m24
Жыл бұрын
"We can show you the Way, but your the destination" part of why I like them is they understand they cannot control where you walk. They can only give you the tools you need to make the journey
@brianpembrook9164
11 ай бұрын
Exactly right. They cannot (will not) use the voice but YOU can. They would love it if you used it as they did but I am sure they will settle for responsible use.
@jh9794
4 жыл бұрын
The greybeards of most recent times are still human. Arengir even admits it when he initially refuses to help you learn dragonrend. He was stepping out of line and needed to be reminded of his place and duty. As he said, the dragonborn is the exception to all the rules. Thus the greybeards cannot tell you what to do. And their obligated to help you regardless of you being an honorable harbinger or a merciless listener.(while making sense gameplay wise it's still pretty stupid). But at least they actually stick to their beliefs. Rather than bending and twisting them to whatever their ego demands for bandaging.
@GoldenBeans
4 жыл бұрын
the video: greybeards are stupid conclusion: the blades are morons
@euanstokes2828
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the Greybeards do say that the Dragonborn, being chosen by the gods, is an exception to the rule of not using the thuum for fighting
@logancooper9196
2 жыл бұрын
The greybeards don't force you to follow their beliefs in fact once Arngeir says he wont help the others remind him of his duty in which ge states that its not his choice to make wheather or not to help you.
@tlt5957
4 жыл бұрын
Can't the Greybeards summon pepole trough their shouts? They have used it to call the dragonborn and everyone knows it was them. Not to mention that almost everyone respects the Greybeards (specifically both imperials and the stormcloacks). Im sure there would be more pepole willing enough to bring their food to them.
@Ornthebutcher
4 жыл бұрын
Greybeards: WE WANT AN EXTRA LARGE PIZZA!!!!! Manager White run pizza to pizza boy: You have been summoned by the Greybeards take this to them.
@whiterunguard1964
4 жыл бұрын
@@Ornthebutcher Whiterun pizza you say?
@AwesomeRara
4 жыл бұрын
Ornthebutcher got something for you, your hands only
@horsenuggets1018
4 жыл бұрын
*Greybeards: WE WANT TWO NUMBER NIIIIIIIINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER SEVEN, TWO NUMBER FORTY FIVES, ONE WITH CHEEEEESE, AND A LARGE SODA *screen shakes Balgruuf: yo wut
@necrobynerton7384
4 жыл бұрын
@@horsenuggets1018 *_Accidentally set whiterun on fire_*
@thepyro5913
4 жыл бұрын
2:00 I can’t believe you listened and believed Delphine! Arngeir says it is a gift from Akatosh, so he says you are an exception of the rules. Even when you say you will try to follow the way of the voice he says it’s commendable but it’s your destiny to use the Voice.
@alpacalover0
2 жыл бұрын
He actually says it can be a weapon but that that's the least of its uses. The line above using it for the glory of the gods seems to imply that it can be used as a weapon, but not for selfish purposes.
@ollaniuspius1211
4 жыл бұрын
Sadly there's no Shout to prevent senility.
@6n100-ent
4 жыл бұрын
Soul tear brother
@lamebubblesflysohigh
4 жыл бұрын
What about *BUILD BACK BETTER* ... shit now that makes it progress faster. You are right.
@justcast1429
4 жыл бұрын
Graybeards: the thum is meant for enlightenment not to wage war Dragonborn: sorry I don’t speak wrong
@NiceuRiceu
4 жыл бұрын
Arngeir explicitly states that the Dragonborn is the exception to the Way of the Voice because the Dragonborn is gifted by Akatosh
@arandomgreekfrombactria6302
3 жыл бұрын
@@NiceuRiceu true. It's as if people don't listen to the dialogue lol
@SkitariusNoKD
3 жыл бұрын
after TLD defeats Alduin Arngeirs say you this: "You've shown yourself mighty, both in Voice and deed. In order to defeat Alduin, you've gained mastery of dreadful weapons. Now it is up to you to decide what to do with your power and skill. Will you be a hero whose name is remembered in song throughout the ages? Or will your name be a curse to future generations? Or will you merely fade from history, unremembered? Let the Way of the Voice be your guide, and the path of wisdom will be clear to you. Breath and focus, Dragonborn. Your future lies before you." He literaly tell's you do what you will with your power
@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains
2 жыл бұрын
well to be honest the blade logic of dragon returning benefitted thalmor is true tho. weakening skyrim for the thamors for future invasion. the blades are fine until the last part where they want me to kill parthurmax. greybeard are just clown dragon cult that refuse to do anything even when the world and people lives depend on it. the dragonborn-humans in the past fought hard to kill dragons to humanity can survive, use their last of their breathe to send alduin into the future, hoping the future dragonborn is strong enough to defeat it. greybeard logic : maybe the world is meant to be destroyed. if only the past dragonborn heard this, they would have raze the temple themselves.
@enderman_of_d00m24
Жыл бұрын
Greybeard: For us I meant. You, your exempt Dragonborn: Alright, time to go yeet a moron off a cliff *and that's when Delphine met the sky*
@hadesKIU
4 жыл бұрын
Avarti is starting to remind me of Flowey with how much he calls everyone an idiot. What's next? The Dragonborn? The viewer? Todd Howard? HIMSELF?
@hadesKIU
4 жыл бұрын
@Toon Shorts Touché.
@fugo5464
4 жыл бұрын
XD himself
@adlay4181
4 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Houghton thoust shallst burn in hell for this heresy
@necrobynerton7384
4 жыл бұрын
But Todd Howard _won't say_
@kaitokatsuki6862
4 жыл бұрын
They might be idiots, but at least they don't force you to kill Paarthurnax over silly reasons.
@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains
2 жыл бұрын
well to be honest the blade logic of dragon returning benefitted thalmor is true tho. weakening skyrim for the thamors for future invasion. the blades are fine until the last part where they want me to kill parthurmax. greybeard are just clown dragon cult that refuse to do anything even when the world and people lives depend on it. the dragonborn-humans in the past fought hard to kill dragons to humanity can survive, use their last of their breathe to send alduin into the future, hoping the future dragonborn is strong enough to defeat it. greybeard logic : maybe the world is meant to be destroyed. if only the past dragonborn heard this, they would have raze the temple themselves.
@shrujanamsyama9940
2 жыл бұрын
@@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains Greybeards are following peaceful means of life so that they can continue the way of the voice without political interference. The fact that Greybeards survived 3500+ years show that they are very efficient in protecting their way of the voice and in turn the knowledge of the Thu'um. If the Greybeards went militarisitic, they would have been defeated at one point of time in 3500 years and thereby end the knowledge of Thu'um from mankind forever
@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains
2 жыл бұрын
@@shrujanamsyama9940 then like the way they want it. It shall be destroyed and forgotten altogther. They are so protective of their leader parthurnax, but yet world end comes they want no part of stopping it ? Double standard? When the world was threatened once again, we're talking about world end by alduin. Did greybeard bother to help? No. They said let it be. Whats the point of surviving so long? When you dont contribute to the world at all? Im not telling them to interfer witb every little things. But come on, world end. They want to do nothing? Remember ehe 3 dragonborn ? That died fighing alduin? And all the humans that learnt the way of dragon voice just to prevent world end by alduin, used last of their life to sent alduin into the future hoping someone stronger could be successful in their place to defeat alduin. Greybeard saying world should end is like a spit on all the dragonborns that eas ever born. The words were meant for dragonborn and dragons. Greybeard kindly learn their secret and word but doesnt help. The elves were invading skyrim, they did nothing. Tiber septim wouldnt havw the legacy and peace he had if he chose to rot in the mountian with greybeard. The only downside is i cannot kill the greybeard in this game.
@shrujanamsyama9940
2 жыл бұрын
@@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains Do you listen to the entire conversation with Arngeir? He clearly says that Grey beards will aid the dragonborn without any condition of loyalty or cause. Grey beards also helps the dragonborn gain access to the needed knowledge by sending him to Paarthurnax. Grey beards are not the ones who can be expected to fight Alduin as they themselves don't know how to do that. They are not dragonborns and hence they can never kill a dragon permanently. They also can't learn dragonrend as quickly as dragonborn (Dragonborn learnt the shout by just witnessing it once whereas Grey beards need lots of repetition to understand a shout). This means that Grey beards have no practical way of fighting Alduin. I don't see why you would accuse them of indifference. Also, about Thalmor, it was the empire which gave away Skyrim and Grey beards could do nothing. Unless you are suggesting that the Grey beards join Ulfric's rebellion, your words make no sense. Joining the rebellion is not something Grey beards do as Grey beards have always been politically neutral and for most part have been left alone by the empire or local Skyrim rulers. Suddenly the Greybeards taking a side against the empire does not make them look good
@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains
2 жыл бұрын
@@shrujanamsyama9940 im talking aiding the whole skyrim as a whole take deny dominion invasions. not the civil war brother. you tripping? you okay? skyrim was split apart for many reasons, one of which was empire banning of talos worship which further split up skyrim as a whole. did you not listen to the conversation? greybeard said if the world is meant to be destroyed then so be it. but they won't let you kill parthumax ? what logic is this? im okay with world ending but im not okay if you kill my leader???? you don't have to be dragon born to kill dragons. the blades have hunted many dragons down before. those are the one alduin revived. so what's your point of not fighting alduin ?
@HoundofOdin
4 жыл бұрын
I doubt there is only the one person bringing the Greybeards food. You can meet several other pilgrims on the way up to High Hrothgar, and the Greybeards are widely respected throughout Skyrim. I'm sure there are several people who bring them food out of simple piety.
@cartonimouspraxis5346
4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't the grey beards use the voice to alter the mountain to let them grow food? Or am I wrong in thinking it's similar to tonal magic like the dwarves used
@Decumos
4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like chim.
@LeadMetal82
4 жыл бұрын
thu'um is pretty much tonal magic, yes.
@enderman_of_d00m24
Жыл бұрын
they somehow have honey. you tell me
@mr.deadpool2457
4 жыл бұрын
I find it hard to belive none of the pilgrims would actually drop off some supplies as offerings
@mrx4022
4 жыл бұрын
Elder Scrolls character: *blinks* Avarti: *I diagnose you with dumbass syndrome*
@yiasemi
4 жыл бұрын
Jürgen wasn't just defeated at Red Mountain, he failed to bring his god Lorkhan back to life on behalf of Shor and Kyne, he was defeated by elves and Wulfharth destroyed. He was involved in a cataclysm that saw one race disappear and his own utterly routed after centuries of conquest over the knife ears. That kind of profound world changing experience brought about a new era for the Nords in which they learned to live with the other races rather than murder them.
@Zerum69
4 жыл бұрын
Graybeards definitely have gardens within the temple as well using the mountain itself as a hunting grounds living off goat meat, goat milk, as well as wheat products and fruits and bear and troll pelts for clothing They lived in that mountain for over 4000 years, arguing they might starve if some random Nord doesn't donate in time is very dumb of you, specially because after we do that donation ourselves that bag of food stays in that chest permanently no one comes pick it up and it doesn't even despawn proving the Graybeards don't need donations to survive
@kamatayon6380
4 жыл бұрын
Thats just a mistake in game
@UFOboxing14
4 жыл бұрын
Well, they also get supplies from the pilgrims that climb the 7000 steps, they also bring them food and supplies, but I do agree that it's a pretty unpractical way to survive
@d.n5287
4 жыл бұрын
There's a reason why there's so few trolls on the stairway to high hrothgar and it's because of Klimmek
@InSpades0
4 жыл бұрын
Theres a dialogue option with arngeir where you can say youll try and live by The Way of the Voice. He commends your decision but reminds the dragonborn that as the dragonborn he is a child of akatosh and you should feel free to use the gift as you see fit.
@enderman_of_d00m24
Жыл бұрын
"That is commendable, but don't forget that your dragon blood is also a gift."
@gregorygrammery1594
4 жыл бұрын
The Greybeards just let me stab them in the back over and over again until my sneak is at 100. When I talk to the one who talks, he says, 'your training is going well' so I can only assume that's what they were meant for.
@andrewn8002
4 жыл бұрын
How about: Why the Whisper shout is genius. "Hey, melon nose!" Random guard: I need to ask you to stop. That shouting is making people nervous. 😂🤣
@asbry4671
3 ай бұрын
Well, I don't think that man is the only man giving the Greybeards food. Since it's not the first generation of them, I would say that is a custom from Ivarstead to deliver them goods and maybe the pilgrim do the same.
@astra3310
4 жыл бұрын
The Greybeards also state that you as Dragonborn are by nature except from the restrictions and path of The Way of The Voice because your gift comes directly from the Dragonly Father himself, Akatosh/Bormahu. And that by following the path you are ignoring the destiny Akatosh has ordained for you. But they are right in the power of the voice and dangers of its misuse. They just don’t want to see you lose your mortality and give in to the call of the Dragon Blood. The call to Dominate and flex strength. To be the strongest. Your purpose was meant to protect mortalkind but just as Alduin was meant to Eat the world but lost himself so too can you lose sight of your true purpose.
@enderman_of_d00m24
Жыл бұрын
it's still not impossible for the Dragonborn to follow the Way of the Voice, just as Paarthurnax, who, being a dragon, has the same kind of Thu'um as the Dragonborn.
@silverman1205
3 жыл бұрын
I seriously believe that Avarti doesn't believe anyone is allowed to enjoy anything. Everyone is a problem and should be shamed for it.
@matthewkudray4840
4 жыл бұрын
I’m 99% sure someone else will bring them food. Also if “an aging old man” can go up the steps with a frost troll and sometimes a dragon anyone can do it
@josephpotts8208
4 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for "Why Avarti is stupid"
@skitariiranger4346
4 күн бұрын
To be fair the greybeards will straight up blast the player off a cliff if you attack them. I see it less as a pacifism thing, and more as a martial art. "Dont go around being a sociopath please, but remember we have given you a weapon." They also even say the dragonborn is the exception to the rule. You're right about the starving to death thi g though. From what we see they kinda depend on pilgrims and donations.
@tarvoc746
4 жыл бұрын
Starve to death? The Greybeards are revered throughout all of Skyrim as near-saints. Once Klimmek dies, people are going to line up to fill his position out of devotion alone. The way up to High Hrothgar alone already permanently habors three potential replacements. Sorry, but you're really reaching with that one.
@jonhillman871
3 жыл бұрын
i see klimmek as a guy who holds an honorary position as food procurer for the greybeards. if he dies there would be lots of people lining up to be the greybeards' pizza guy.
@siimtokke3461
4 жыл бұрын
Do you really think Klimmek is/ was/ will be the only one who makes deliveries to Graybeards? They have been on top of that Mountain about 4000 years, and now they run out of food. It's like the meme where 3 million year old salt expires next Tuesday.
@krossdreemurr42
3 ай бұрын
It's amazing how much information in his video is just outright wrong, or only half of the truth.
@farhansaber9330
4 жыл бұрын
Make the “Why Avariti is an idiot” video already
@mr-x7689
3 жыл бұрын
The grey beards doesn't soly relies on Klimmek, Klimmek is the one you meat and who often do the journey. But there is plenty of pilgrims that venture to the throat of the world. You even meet one on the way up.
@destroyercreater98
Жыл бұрын
How is the graybeards not picking a side stupid? Both sides are bad in their own way, and get worse if they throw themselves into the mix. If they join the storm cloaks, not only would it break their trust with the imperials. But that trust would be broken just to get a brick head like Ulfric to a seat of power he doesn’t know how to handle. He couldn’t handle the murderer from windhelm all cause of the war HE STARTED while in the same hold as the murders yet just ignored it to deal with the imperials. So how is he gonna deal with ruling Skyrim while soon having to deal with the empire AND the thalmor?! But if they join the Imperials. It would make the Nords see them as traitors to Skyrim and lose all trust in them, leading to pure anarchy from the Nords and fueling the stormcloaks fire during the war, making it last longer, more bloody, and have a LOT more bodies thrown at it since their wise grey beards are helping the side who are letting the thalmor torture and brutalize them just for worshiping Talos. So long story short. Them double downing on neutrality is literally the best move they can pull for not just the War, But for the future of Skyrim as a whole. Them getting involved will just fuck with both sides regardless of their choice.
@bobfrancis123
4 жыл бұрын
Why Avrusa Sarethi is a genius. Farms Nirnroot and gets the completionist to do two annoying as hell fetch quests.
@mapleflag6518
3 жыл бұрын
Why Hes an evil genius.
@iamcerealman102
4 жыл бұрын
"Why the first chicken you see in Riverwood is a genius"
@aeureus
4 жыл бұрын
I think when you get to the point where whispering causes someone to explode, I doubt simple matters really matter at all.
@sufianabuahmad7781
4 жыл бұрын
Id imagen when the run out of food they'll just keep shouting to all of skyrim till someone shows up, advanced level food delivery
@sirboneymcskeleton8025
4 жыл бұрын
Instead of calling for the Dovahkiin they’d just shout their tavern order for horker loaf and mead. Skyrim will know what it means.
@ladukecathryn
4 жыл бұрын
You earned a subscription i love this and im a elder scrolls fan and this always makes me smile when you roast the characters of skyrim and oblivion its funny and acurate keep up the great work. 😄
@jasonhughes8986
4 жыл бұрын
The Greybeards, possessing great power and ancient wisdom, have committed their lives to.......not helping humanity.
@billybonk7673
3 жыл бұрын
If you ask Arngier what the way of the voice is, you can say that you want to follow the way of the voice. But he'll say to use your gift for broader purposes.
@abbysmith5422
4 жыл бұрын
to be fair, arngeir does say that the player’s dragon blood is a gift from akatosh, and when the player uses it for just causes, they are still following the way of the voice because the way of the voice is using your voice as the gods intended
@Rorschachqp
Ай бұрын
After you deposit Klimmek's Supplies in the chest and fulfill his quest, you can take them right back out for a unique collectible item as it will stop being a quest item.
@20tetsuo77
4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure when they mentioned the thuum being used only for the worship of they also acknowledged that the Dragonborn is exempt from this rule, due to his purpose to kill dragons and stop the world eater, the gift given to him by akatosh himself. They even say at the end of the quest line that who you choose to be now is essentially up to you
@MizanQistina
4 жыл бұрын
Greybeards are new Dragon Priests serving Paarthunax
@bobfty2680
4 жыл бұрын
I didnt even know that it was just an old man delievering food to the grey beards. I can see the thalmor just enacting barricades preventing anyone from going to high hrothgar and just starving the greybeards or force down the mountain.
@stephendahlberg3340
3 жыл бұрын
I disagree. The greybeards are smart. There is nothing wrong with them following their beliefs. They do not force the player at least to commit to their beliefs and even give the player the direction to perform am action that directly goes against their philosophy. Plus, people always underestimate the power of the voice of caution. Imagine If they disappeared. The only thuum users would be ulfric (if not killed) and Paarthanax. Paarth would be a good teacher but he isolates himself and many people wouldn't be keen on speaking to a dragon. And ulfric used the thuum to murder the high king. So without the graybeards i believe that the thuum would become a weapon to do terrible things
@lucienlachance8500
4 жыл бұрын
Next on: Why Big Head is a Genius
@Randomturtle001
4 жыл бұрын
The Greybeards: "We do not use the voice for violence" *Get's caught pickpocketing them* The Greybeards: Nani? *Ice Form* *Fire Breath* *Unrelenting Force* You helplessly get mauled by 4 level 100 greybeards.
@farhansaber9330
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think them starving to death is something to worry about in a game where you never need to eat or sleep to survive. Point being you can’t justify limited game mechanics and limited lore to justify the graybeards being idiots (the thing with Klimmek and good) because at the end of the day that’s Bethesda’s fault for not giving a solid answer as to their means of food. Considering the faction of graybeards have been around for hundreds maybe thousands of years, I don’t think you need to worry about them starving
@Umbra_Ursus
4 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: Hancock or the Ebony Warrior. Both have shown to be smarter than many of their surroundings, be it Goodneighbor's successful repulsion of the Institute spies, or the Ebony Warrior's simple desire to be slain gloriously.
@zackattackr.p.g
4 жыл бұрын
The stupidest thing The Greybeards can do is show the dragon born a "whisper of a word" at Arcwind point for the 40th time
@GuruThesla
4 жыл бұрын
i agree with the part about relying on Klimek for suplies, but about the use of the voice, i'm pretty sure that Arngeir has dialogue were he explains that the dragonborn is the exception to the rule and can use his voice in combat.
@frankenwaifu8092
4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that Why the Skyrim Courier is a Genius vid
@coenvdb6032
4 жыл бұрын
When will you notice youre just pointing out lazy/bad writing from bethesdas' part?
@henrymcbark7337
4 жыл бұрын
I never really thought of their food issue, really I figured they had some way to grow food inside there temple as it seems warm enough to keep them all alive and health. Also I am sure others do leave gifts in the chest for the graybeards so I am sure they just don't rely on one man for food. We also see others on the mountain traveling so they could also have food to offer.
@pbh81
4 жыл бұрын
I think the greybeards are growing potion ingredients to make regeneration potions which may explain the food situation. And as always are you judging by real world standards and not by in game/elder scrolls norms?
@r4ng3rd3thr0w
4 жыл бұрын
Fairly short vid, just goes to show how much better the greybeards are as a faction when compared to the blades.
@okking3486
4 жыл бұрын
The second argument is not clear actually We know that the old man delivers food but we don't know that the greaybeards only get food from him
@sirtajgill4754
4 жыл бұрын
ignominious...i love expanding my vocab while watching these videos. this fellow is clearly very learned
@tominatorK
4 жыл бұрын
Even in a video discussing the stupidity to the counterpart of the Blades, you STILL manage to bash the Blades again 😂😂 love the video though!
@TheBrunarr
4 жыл бұрын
The "starve to death" point can be entirely attributable to oversight by the makers of Skyrim rather than a flaw in the Skyrim world.
@maximusstorm1215
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Greybeard that literally everybody uses to get their sneak to 100 within about 30 mins.
@malasky0128
4 жыл бұрын
Paarthurnax would start snatching up bears for them to eat
@ethanarc
2 жыл бұрын
Klimek isn't the only one that delivers stuff to them, people that made the pilgrimmage to High Hrothgar leave lots of things for them. & Klimek delivering things to them is more of a froendly gesture than an agreement/understanding. I'm certain they have their own way of growing food; remember some plants in Skyrim grow better in the cold
@zerogoodcontent7293
4 жыл бұрын
I really wish the Dragonborn could actually join the Greybeard, maybe even have quests where you are to find those with the potential of becoming a wielder of the voice and maybe even one day become the new leader of the greybeards, with Dragon Mario as your right hand dragon
@gptechnologiesmangalore6909
4 жыл бұрын
No that means you have to stay at throat of the world forever thats what ulfric could have been but then thalmor came ulfric caught attention of this and couldnt stand the war
@partycrasher854
4 жыл бұрын
Oh ive been waiting for this one!
@Kevin-pf2ig
4 жыл бұрын
*As a dragon born, buys the village.* I'll buy your food and elsewhere, and ship it in to the greybeards. *Problem solved.*
@elixsebrando9881
4 жыл бұрын
In my opinion the most stupid npc is Calixto the Windhelm killer, just see a guy wearing a dragonbone armor a city guard and he still tries to kill in front of them.
@davidmccown6127
3 жыл бұрын
At this rate, I'm wondering if anyone in Skyrim ISN'T stupid
@KahavaveCAPIPI
4 жыл бұрын
>evil Daedra such as Molag Bal >shows a picture of Mehrunes Dagon I mean, they're both the worst but still.
@uncreativename2979
2 жыл бұрын
Jurgen Windcaller in a nutshell - Yo let’s venerate our warrior goddess of wars and storms by becoming pacifists because I lost one battle
@malasky0128
4 жыл бұрын
I think they’re smarter than we think. We’ll know when we’re older.
@LauraTeAhoWhite
4 жыл бұрын
The Greybeards probably could grow their own food, in High Hrothgar there is evidence of snowberries, dragons tongue etc. But they probably can't be bothered thanks to Klimmek.
@stygiandragon3865
4 жыл бұрын
I think The Greybeards will help the Dragonborn if they do want to wage war. Because they says themselves that the Dragonborn is an exception to their rules. Meaning, they DON'T WANT you to follow their philosophy. And if this is backed up by Paarthurnax, the Greybeards will assist the player. And I doubt that they will want you to meditate on their mountain anyway. But that's just my thinking. The Greybeards do have issues like food supplies. But that's true to everything. The Greybeards is one, if not the best faction you can align yourself with imo.
@l.cjokeabout6471
4 жыл бұрын
I love to know how the past greybeards survived then and how there is even still greybeards 🤣🤣
@Naminator5
4 жыл бұрын
These guys are the Railroad of Skyrim.
@darthlazurus4382
4 жыл бұрын
The Greybeards are stuck in their ways, but I feel calling them idiots is too strong. They are far more adaptable than the Blades. You have to murder their Grandmaster before they will stop helping you.
@bloodmime
4 жыл бұрын
Why Bandit Maurader is a GENIUS
@matthewbraymer1136
4 жыл бұрын
Skyrim character exists: Avarti:this is why their an idiot
@zachariahjonahmaldonado5897
4 жыл бұрын
I also think they think being able to shout hard every minute is a way more useful or dangerous ability than it really is.
@alext5390
4 жыл бұрын
If there are thums like yul and unrelenting force then the voice is meant for keeping evil forces at bay, such as the thalmor.
@PDIDDYOFFIClAL
Жыл бұрын
Lmao one time me and my friend were playing blade and sorcery, we were doing a dungeon run and reached some wide open area with a water mill by a house. My friend saw someone standing by a door, doing nothing. He walked up to him, and the man did nothing. He had a grey beard, a hood, and knight armor, thus i came up with the name greybeard. We were scared as shit by him so we cut off his head and went along but we were scared after that. Now, I’ve started playing some Skyrim, and when I heard something about greybeards I was shocked… the greybeards were real after all. The greybeard ghost was a canon event
@Matt-md5yt
4 жыл бұрын
glad you did this one my friend
@gfvcxkjhgASDhkcQKLWVDLIKSDHCK
4 жыл бұрын
Bethesda: here is a game we worked hard on for over a decade, we hope you’ll enjoy it. Avarti: *EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT*
@taztheunstoppable5479
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh I don't think they are idiots 1.klimek is not the only guy who does the deliveries you'll learn that if you speak to pilgrims while walking the 7.000 steps 2.they think that it's okay for dragonborn to use the voice for he has a destiny to fulfill but it's not okay for a common Nord to do it because they weren't born with the gift thus god's didn't deem it necessary for them to wield the voice. You learn all this by just speaking with graybeards.
@MrThewetsheep
4 жыл бұрын
I know this series is supposed to be about pointing out obvious flaws in factions but I think simply saying the grey beards are idiots for not using the voice for “just martial causes” isn’t necessarily idiotic of them. They graybeards realize such a power could easily be abused, and a “just” cause is a subjective term. In Morrowind, from Dagoth Urs point of view infecting the world with corprus was a just act. Everyone’s actions are just from a certain point of view
@aedankennedy8263
4 жыл бұрын
Next up “why the dragon born is an idiot”
@teoborges3949
4 жыл бұрын
"Fus, Ro Dah!"
@Marinanor
4 жыл бұрын
@@teoborges3949 More like, "Fus Ro Durrrr!"
@LyricsFred
4 жыл бұрын
Never been early to a video of yours, I'm so happy 😀
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