"Can we have time travel?" "We already have time travel, it's called *waiting*"
@charleygnarly1182
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@madonut6836
Жыл бұрын
Its called sleeping
@danny7675
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@maebandy
Жыл бұрын
Right, this is the most Dad blowing off your xmas wishlist clip ever. I want a ipod to listen to music -so whistle I want a slingshot -I'll be happy to poke your eye out and then beat your ass for poking your eye out right now. I'd like to go to the musical observatory summer camp. -you can go next door and whistle with the child molester for free.
@VenusSanctuary
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vinaybandi4470
Жыл бұрын
"Can we have night vision?" "We already have night vision, it's called * Lights * "
@emaleearnold3790
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@kianr2200
Жыл бұрын
Yo I’m actually dead at all these comments🤣🤣
@spamgarbage6999
Жыл бұрын
We also have night vision though
@davidkelly1812
Жыл бұрын
This is the best comment
@janrimbock4521
Жыл бұрын
LOL🤣🤣
@yaogwai
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we see through walls?” “We already can, it’s called a window”
@damedane754
Жыл бұрын
Not funny indian
@samr.4640
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@4Ninjastarz4
Жыл бұрын
Now please give me something to cover it up and make it more wall-like
@parthexe9498
Жыл бұрын
@@4Ninjastarz4 we already have,it's called "curtains"
@danmoua7686
Жыл бұрын
Ah good one😂
@vlk902
Жыл бұрын
“Why can't we stop aging?” “We already can, it's called dying”
@chidubem826
Жыл бұрын
"Why are there homeless people?" "They already have a home, it's called *Earth* "
@danieldurington6170
Жыл бұрын
There's only houseless people.
@samr.4640
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@BETA00009
Жыл бұрын
😂
@cristopherg2753
Жыл бұрын
Its true tho😅
@tylermock9949
Жыл бұрын
Yep, but normally only the homeless realize that. Everyone else to busy with themselves to see that.
@bagusdewantara6208
Жыл бұрын
"Can we walk through the wall?" "We already can, we use doors."
@_TheRam
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kidoodie54
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@hoodhippychick
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Rohit-cq7vm
Жыл бұрын
True
@abhilashpatel6852
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@ahmadkhaled3676
Жыл бұрын
"Why can't we control the weather?" "We already do, it's called air conditioning."
@larryo6874
Жыл бұрын
Truth…😊
@guidomista8448
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@aureliosantiago2827
Жыл бұрын
Cloud seeding 🌱
@ahmadjarrad2635
Жыл бұрын
Dang that's actually facts
@Lime-rr6zf
Жыл бұрын
It's called pollution.
@dnsvls
Жыл бұрын
All of these comments here have me rolling 😂 good job guys!
@craigrichardson3566
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Right
@MichaelBatmanKeaton
11 ай бұрын
Facts😂😂😂
@salemalsanan2821
Жыл бұрын
When he said “we already have flying cars”. I had that “we got food at home” feeling.
@bidencrimefamilymottof-cky953
Жыл бұрын
Lol Eddie Murphys mom making hamburgers at home just like McDonald’s.
@r5an
Жыл бұрын
lol I didn't but so accurate
@NickST1192
Жыл бұрын
We got flying cars at home The flying cars at home:
@vizionentertainmentllc
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cleanercomet8455
Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
@ivandaniel2596
Жыл бұрын
"why can't we live longer?" "living is the longest thing you'll ever do."
@Lalo-Salamanca.
Жыл бұрын
damn bro
@omarashraf3460
Жыл бұрын
Bruh you didn't have to be this deep
@PySnek
Жыл бұрын
holy shit
@TiberusV
Жыл бұрын
This one actually slaps.
@_AshishKumar-jk9uh
Жыл бұрын
Yooooooo
@user-ts1yh5cg8c
11 ай бұрын
"Why can't we have cars that travel underwater?" "We do. They're called submarines. "
@DomCobb1
Жыл бұрын
"Can we be immortal and never be forgotten?" "We already can. It's called video"
@kkrup5395
Жыл бұрын
"We already can go through walls, ever heard of doors?" - NDT
@tb8690
Жыл бұрын
😅
@Thrax_Irons
Жыл бұрын
Oh shit, but true??
@hulksmash849
Жыл бұрын
Best comment!! Haha🤣💀
@galactic_ape1929
Жыл бұрын
Damn!!! This is way under-rated 🤣
@davidhunter1688
Жыл бұрын
My bad, I had to think about for a min 😂
@akidotaco
Жыл бұрын
"Why can't we cure cancer?" NDT: "We already have cured cancer. It's called death."
@vizualrebel9455
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@aadityasheth9781
Жыл бұрын
This is too funny 😂😂
@heberfuentes9639
Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@mediasmashchannel3443
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious
@Rqarte626
Жыл бұрын
and i read this with NDT voice intonation, and im laughinh t fck out of my throat
@SheIIfire
11 ай бұрын
"Why cant we slow time?" "We can, its called 'School'"
@justcallmeavi3255
Жыл бұрын
"People can't even drive cars in straight lines, can you imagine the chaos if they could fly?" - Elon Musk
@jptheking7200
11 ай бұрын
Isn't that the one guy who wanted to compare penis sizes with mark zuckerberg?
@lucykelly7152
8 ай бұрын
Exactly! And the disturbance to birdlife, which would have related effects on ecosystems!
@ashylarry416
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we have teleportation?” “We Already have teleportation, it’s called getting blackout drunk” NDT
@mosokuro8825
Жыл бұрын
lol
@jepjackhammer8986
Жыл бұрын
Super under rated comment at 300 likes
@ashylarry416
Жыл бұрын
@@jepjackhammer8986 haha. Respect 😎
@Kain366
Жыл бұрын
That s legit teleportation. XD :()
@777Bviews
Жыл бұрын
Alcohol-related blackouts are gaps in a person's memory for events that occurred while they were intoxicated. These gaps happen when a person drinks enough alcohol to temporarily block the transfer of memories from short-term to long-term storage-known as memory consolidation-in a brain area called the hippocampus.
@user-cid
Жыл бұрын
"Why cant i have a girlfriend" "You already have it. Your hands"
@yonas3972
Жыл бұрын
Underated comment
@dont-touch-mepg1392
Жыл бұрын
U USE BOTH UR HANDS?!?!
@tangerine3983
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nirvanic3610
Жыл бұрын
Legendary
@Bcap420
Жыл бұрын
literally me fr fr 💯 💯
@jarayablack3619
Жыл бұрын
"have we experienced death?" "Yes, it's called *sleep* "
@rohankishibe6433
Жыл бұрын
The real question isn't "why don't we have flying cars?", the real question is "why don't we have levitating cars?"
@hotrodpawns
Жыл бұрын
We already have levitating trains.
@bkit5
Жыл бұрын
we do its called UFOs. They are annoying.
@Drvm614
Жыл бұрын
We do. The public is just to broke to afford em. Toyota and Cadillac have flying automobiles
@lucassacramento9039
11 ай бұрын
“We already do that. They’re called penis“ - TYSON, Neil
@florinpandele5205
10 ай бұрын
I would say more to the point why don't we have anti-gravity propulsion. And before some smart ass says that we do and it's called lifting with air pressure, antigravity means canceling out the effects of gravity or even manipulation of gravity itself, _not_ counteract or mitigate the effects of gravity.
@Speckled_Trout
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we create X-ray vision to see through walls?” “We already have X-ray vision to see through walls. It’s called a window.”
@user-kj2gf1cn1p
Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@chelseyt7091
Жыл бұрын
😆
@mistahss9612
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dylandiggler9513
Жыл бұрын
One of the best
@mariovalentino4941
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Mukesh_8853
Жыл бұрын
"Why can't people quit smoking?" "8 million people quit smoking each year. It's called dying"
@bjmagiq961
Жыл бұрын
💀
@abbasmehdi3306
Жыл бұрын
"They do, but only when they're dead"
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@rishabtalusani9910
Жыл бұрын
This the perfect comment from someone named mukesh😂😂😂😂😂. Reminds me of the Indian cinema ads
@Mukesh_8853
Жыл бұрын
@@rishabtalusani9910 👍👍 I've fallen for my own trap 😭
@vincentschmidt4293
Жыл бұрын
"When will we have Spaceships?" "We do, it is called earth"
@wv5853
8 ай бұрын
☝️😮. ✊😐
@DakshManchanda
Жыл бұрын
This guy for sure should join marketing… he can legit sell anything and make it sound as if it’s something new
@felipeespinosa947
8 ай бұрын
Anyone that says a millions yrs ago this and that.. is full of crapo dudo and his or her team toooooooo!!!
@zuuboi7521
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we slow down time?” “ we already have that , it’s called the DMV”
@cocojuce
Жыл бұрын
Gold
@Johnathan445
Жыл бұрын
Best one should have more likes
@deadkyle27
Жыл бұрын
"They're called helicopters 😌"
@sublimechimp
Жыл бұрын
@@cocojuce Lmao
@DanielOrteez
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Dane Cook joke that in the future everything will be instantaneous but the DMV will still take 9 seconds.
@gds2149
Жыл бұрын
“Can we have clones” “We already have, there called mirrors”
@lionelandre9873
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Khizar_kt
Жыл бұрын
They r also called children Or as a certain uncle would say they are free labour
@mehulanand5232
Жыл бұрын
Atleast say something that makes sense 🥸
@mikelynn812
Жыл бұрын
“You can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the lips.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson
@-Four-
Жыл бұрын
They're
@jamesshaffer7005
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we live forever?” “We do.” “We’re just not alive.”
@apollo180
Жыл бұрын
“Why is it so hard to loose weight”? “We already have It’s called defecation”
@hondro7430
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we teach dogs how to talk” “Dogs already can talk, it’s called barking”
@iLLWiLLx21
Жыл бұрын
No
@jayofficial594
Жыл бұрын
nah this one was kinda funny 😂
@waitasec2nd
Жыл бұрын
Hahhaahahahahahaha
@cheepasskid
Жыл бұрын
Joe: “who keeps ordering another 3 hour interview with this guy” 😂
@That1Guyyy
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Narh this needs to be top comment
@danielmaharaj7750
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@tonym7434
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ironface76f
Жыл бұрын
What color are you haters😁 M effers, Sitting watch Archie bunker for hours, Thinking they learned something😁
@revefamilyvideos3018
Жыл бұрын
Tired of this Grifting
@shawns574
Жыл бұрын
I can confirm helicopters do disturb the terrain. I was on a training field operation, during this one of our marines got an injury we at the time thought warranted having a bird airlift him to the ER. We cleared a landing area, tents and dust were flying all over the place like a nerfed tornado! As to my buddy, fortunately, his femur was only bruised and not fractured (what we initially thought)
@Mr.Wongburger
Жыл бұрын
That's crazy, are you in the military?
@Delo038
11 ай бұрын
“Why arent you rich” “You already are, look in your heart”
@peternodado6638
7 ай бұрын
😂Bro tf is this
@prathameshbhambure
Жыл бұрын
"Can I have a girlfriend?" "You already have a girlfriend. She just doesn't know yet."
@ronburgundy3172
Жыл бұрын
lol this one hits hard man
@Laurenscherer
Жыл бұрын
:)
@myslef7636
Жыл бұрын
you already have two of them
@chelseyt7091
Жыл бұрын
😆
@wazirtan6801
Жыл бұрын
😂cant have this kind of mindset long
@anthonytutone
Жыл бұрын
“You want to taste a rainbow. We already can. They’re called skittles.”
@shawnwilliams2954
Жыл бұрын
That's some funny shit...bl
@shawnwilliams2954
Жыл бұрын
Blessed
@Thetruthseeker4468
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@_tsu_
Жыл бұрын
Nah i prefer LSD.
@eliazar5749
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chrisvaughan2462
Жыл бұрын
I wish i was that excited about anything, the way Neil is excited about his words!
@Lolbama2012
Жыл бұрын
World peace could be achieved by now, but Neil won't stop interrupting everyone.
@thisistheslam
Жыл бұрын
“I want to telegraph my thoughts to another person without speaking” “We can already do that, it’s called writing and reading” -NDT
@carltonblack2008
Жыл бұрын
Sign language
@hackguitarist
Жыл бұрын
Ha! 😂
@calebwhymark1789
Жыл бұрын
Dude I wonder if you realise just how profound that statement is! The written word is one of the most ever underestimated source of power in the whole world
@yogiblack42
Жыл бұрын
We upgraded to texting for 2022 🤣
@carltonblack2008
Жыл бұрын
@@calebwhymark1789 And God said...
@SupremeDP
Жыл бұрын
Neil is catching so much flak lately. It's fucking hilarious.
@Lit_Papi
Жыл бұрын
"Ok cool. So why are there no flying cars?"
@Maksymetzmj
Жыл бұрын
"Can we have super strength?" "We already have super strength, it's called heavy machinery."
@LJ-hk4tv
Жыл бұрын
Steroids
@apurv5847
Жыл бұрын
Can we have teleportation portals? We already have teleportation portals. They are called doors🤣
@assiaisindegyara4905
Жыл бұрын
Honestly all of these have been memes, but this ones kinda close to the truth. Like in a weird sort of way hopping in an excavator is wearing an excavator.
@Mush207
Жыл бұрын
This short is gold the comment section is even better
@laniwhite4745
Жыл бұрын
Diamonds you could call this comment section.
@daveyjoseph6058
Жыл бұрын
a rare fucking occasion too
@GuyBehindAComputer
Жыл бұрын
Comments on NDT shorts are always chaos lol
@jeffery_gaga
Жыл бұрын
Who else has noticed Neil just likes to talk. Even when he isn't making any sense, he just loves to hear the sound of his own voice
@jhdsfalsjhdfjashdkhvjfldld8301
Жыл бұрын
What he is saying makes a lot of sense here. Maybe you are just too dumb to understand.
@robertgreen1715
Жыл бұрын
Thank you I was looking for something very articulate and descriptive with relation to what Neil does being as full of himself as he is. Do you remember in the old days when he was entertaining and informative before his ego got bigger than Joe biden's?
@mohdworthy8260
Жыл бұрын
Everyone does
@ContemplatedChaos
Жыл бұрын
Yet here you are…listening.🫠
@jeffery_gaga
Жыл бұрын
@@ContemplatedChaos I wouldn't have an opinion if I didn't listen. Everyone has theirs so no big deal
@shakalalakoo
11 ай бұрын
Neil's answers are so simple and easy to comprehend
@linken0879
Жыл бұрын
NDT is the kind of guy to rewatch his own interviews naked
@jenmullins7714
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sleepyforest9043
Жыл бұрын
Bro pls don't😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@roger_001
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@fbacryptosoldier
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@shekhar4088
Жыл бұрын
naked is Lil personal 😜
@johnthierfelder2180
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we read minds” “We already can read minds. It’s called books”
@josephseymour5386
Жыл бұрын
"We can read minds. Its called thinking"
@IRLSuperb
Жыл бұрын
@@josephseymour5386 when you think, you only know your own thoughts, but when you read a book, you DO in fact know what the other person who wrote the book is thinking. so the original commenter is correct, and you’re not
@josephseymour5386
Жыл бұрын
@@IRLSuperb wait whaaaat I wasn't disagreeing with the original comment 😳 I was just making a dumb joke
@parrislabeur5793
Жыл бұрын
Please do not reflect the ignorance of truth.
@parrislabeur5793
Жыл бұрын
History always repeats itself
@PL4NO
11 ай бұрын
Insert first flying car now. Wait till he sees the 300k "flying car" being approved.
@taylor2278
11 ай бұрын
The fact the first flying car has just been invented
@TopFix
Жыл бұрын
"Mom can we have flying cars?" "We already have bridges at home"
@ColorOfTheSky_
Жыл бұрын
im dead
@lukasprien4338
Жыл бұрын
Nice
@bebyfbaby4746
Жыл бұрын
The bridge is home 🥶💀
@-TheChurchOfTruth-
Жыл бұрын
Lmao hilarious 😂
@FreddieMercuryyy
Жыл бұрын
Dfkm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidwile1277
Жыл бұрын
Neil’s the type of guy that wakes up his family to tell them he’s going to sleep
@villll
Жыл бұрын
hahahah
@eastcoastmostwanted710
Жыл бұрын
The type of guy who asks his mirror if it knows what glass is made of
@light_x1040
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@limitlessqueen_betch
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@samilsam
Жыл бұрын
You made my day
@District.24
Жыл бұрын
He’s such a smart guy, but he sure does love the sound of his own voice.
@colechapman3382
11 ай бұрын
“Why can’t we have fully autonomous cars?” “We do, they are called taxis”
@thelogic2034
Жыл бұрын
"They're called helicopters" "But tha--" "THEY'RE CALLED HELICOPTERS"
@robertagren9360
Жыл бұрын
Quadrohelicopter
@LittleRey
Жыл бұрын
I can't stand this guy lol
@yan7911
Жыл бұрын
But he's right, the only thing that prevent them from existing (other than regulations) is that it would be so inconvenient no one would buy one
@blackjesus6433
Жыл бұрын
You mean Helicarters 🙏🏾
@bahahb7905
Жыл бұрын
- Why can't people fly? - We can fly, we use stairs.
@shinji391
Жыл бұрын
You're still in contact with a surface. Not flying. Are you stupid?
@masonallison8657
Жыл бұрын
💀 or gliders
@BigAutisticDaddy
Жыл бұрын
we can do that. we use cannons.
@joel0990
Жыл бұрын
We can its called parachuting
@Jamesaynsley
Жыл бұрын
It’s not flying, it’s falling with style!
@_TheGlockSaint_
Жыл бұрын
"Why can't we teleport people?" "We already can teleport. It's called getting hammered on a plane."
@chasemichaels5083
Жыл бұрын
WE ALREADY DO HAVE FLYING CARS...TYSON REALLY NEEDS TO DO HIS RESEARCH
@akhtar7574
Жыл бұрын
"Why don't we have technology to make everybody attractive instantly?" "We already have that! It's called Alcohol."
@EricTheRedWiseman
Жыл бұрын
No, it's called a paper bag.
@styper28
Жыл бұрын
Beat comment in the history of internet 🙌🏽🙌🏽😂
@davegoldspink5354
Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 there’s not enough alcohol in the world to make me attractive.
@dlilinger
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@patrickgee8189
Жыл бұрын
"Neal I want you to answer my question" "You don't want me to answer your question... you want me to be inconceivably patronizing."
@Gizmonips
Жыл бұрын
Imagine how frustrating it must be to go through life having to explain nearly intuitive shit to other adults…
@janeksobieralski7334
Жыл бұрын
Nothing patronizing about it, people have made cars that transform into planes and they were never safe, affordable, or made any sense. If you want a car that can fly they are there, but they have never made sense and cannot be legal or safe, and Joe must have been too baked in this episode to not realise that
@eartheater3956
Жыл бұрын
@@janeksobieralski7334 advancement and material sciences and the engineering applications made possible from them could make "flying cars" more doable. Also being patronizing isn't always about what you're saying but how you say it. He talks like everything he says is a revelation and all he talks to are children. I used to be a huge fan of his but I think he's got a little too big for his britches.
@johnnyringo2695
Жыл бұрын
@@eartheater3956 yeah its the classic ¨nerd got popular episode¨ except he doesnt realize it
@jimbowatkins9494
Жыл бұрын
Neal is the most annoying person in our galaxy
@bellherin.6287
Жыл бұрын
I remember asking my physics professor this and his answer was just: "Red tape."
@musicismymind88
Жыл бұрын
I fully agree.
@briant7265
8 ай бұрын
The real problem is, you end up with something that is both a bad car and a bad airplane. The things that make a car roadworthy are in direct opposition to the things that make a plane airworthy. A Cessna 152 weighs 1,081 lbs empty, 1,670 lbs max takeoff. A 1966 VW Beetle weighs 1,700 lbs empty. That's before adding all the stuff that is now required to be able to register it for use on the road.
@anoNEMOs
Жыл бұрын
"Can we have an ability to move things without touching them?" "We already have that ability! It's called asking someone else."
@tekachileo2688
Жыл бұрын
Once known as slavery.
@isobutylformate8287
Жыл бұрын
Or use anything other than your direct hands.
@mm5467
Жыл бұрын
It's called remote control robots. Watch out though, we are in a situation where you might be accused of enslaving robots.
@DzinkyDzink
Жыл бұрын
@@mm5467 Rpbots have no soul therefore it's not slavery by definition. By the same logic God is not a slaver because Angels have no soul...
@mm5467
Жыл бұрын
@@DzinkyDzink We all know that but they are going to try to say that they have feelings. We're in for some sicker times. Stay tuned.
@makkavalley9144
Жыл бұрын
“Wait but hel-“ “Helicopters 👁👄👁”
@SerV689
Жыл бұрын
Power move
@kevinthomas5898
Жыл бұрын
Hellcat Hell copters 🤣🤣
@inspyremusicnl5826
Жыл бұрын
Degrassey went fulley Longbeachgriffey right there😂
@brattwurst1979
Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is after a long explanation Joe still wants a flying cars and I know we all want that
@SuspiciousFrog69
Жыл бұрын
"But that's not a ca...." "Helicopters 👁👄👁"
@jammypockets606
Жыл бұрын
"Why can't I find a girlfriend?" "You have. It's called your hand".
@JTHyde-ir3gh
11 ай бұрын
Alef just said “hold my beer”
@vinusubhash9106
Жыл бұрын
When you prepared for only one question for the exam
@Thawhid
Жыл бұрын
Ha
@danielhong3880
Жыл бұрын
and that was the question worth the most points
@vasantcroissant9596
Жыл бұрын
😭😂😂😂
@Idk-dr6dk
Жыл бұрын
@@Thawhid hai caca
@Samson484
Жыл бұрын
What
@understandablehaveagreatda43
Жыл бұрын
"Can we make a spaceship?" "We already have a spaceship, is earth" - NDT probably
@agentmaine8126
Жыл бұрын
Earth is just a huge space station we live on
@angrytedtalks
Жыл бұрын
Submarines. Of course getting them into space would be a consideration, and thrust would be very different out of water, but self contained, pressurised nuclear powered subs have much to offer.
@NotableSavage
Жыл бұрын
Scientists: We need a fun guy to get the science word out in an entertaining way. NDT was their driest wet blanket I guess. I miss Sagan.
@hondaservicecenter
Жыл бұрын
Mom: we have spaceship at home *spaceship at home* 🛖
@nelum3226
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@kakarotuchiha4905
6 ай бұрын
"We already have flying cars" "They're called GT-R"
@adammethven3362
Жыл бұрын
Comments are absolute gold 😂😂
@reylunajr
Жыл бұрын
And as usual... the comments never disappoint 🤣
@richardgoss4777
Жыл бұрын
When NDT goes home he tells his wife she loves him.
@bilaljahi5364
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂what😂😂
@amjedomer5862
Жыл бұрын
Why is this so acceptable to be true
@jaythemaestr0503
Жыл бұрын
I completely believe it though
@ic5662
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch
@Dollarkat
Жыл бұрын
He’s got a wife??
@NearWeekly
6 ай бұрын
"Why don't we have piloted drones" "We have piloted drones there helicopters"
@kittu2304
11 ай бұрын
Yeah,now we have Model A sanctioned by FAA already
@smileygladhands
Жыл бұрын
NDT: "You want to travel in the 3rd dimension" Joe: *pulls out DMT "bro, I can take you to the 5th dimension"
@kingadalou
Жыл бұрын
Lmao. It definitely takes you somewhere
@justinlong5892
Жыл бұрын
@@kingadalou And it seems to take us all to the same places.
@kingadalou
Жыл бұрын
@@justinlong5892 exactly!
@kevinstellar434
Жыл бұрын
Deil Megrasse Tyson?!
@hamano2k
Жыл бұрын
@@justinlong5892 and that is why we gotta stop
@TURTLEORIGINAL
Жыл бұрын
I believe this man impresses himself with his own knowledge.
@nagiiboo
Жыл бұрын
Shit I'd surprise myself too
@5StarHeneral
Жыл бұрын
Shit I would shit on all yall if I was that smart lol
@jasonhardy2880
Жыл бұрын
All fake
@RobinHood-qy7vt
Жыл бұрын
Yeah he's the only one. He's an idiot
@trcr3flexxx397
Жыл бұрын
@@jasonhardy2880 ?
@dusky8189
11 ай бұрын
there is a story (who knows if its true or just bs) about a guy who worked at a high security military base, he claimed that they had a device that could create its own gravitational device unproportional to its mass. whether or not this story is true idk, but if we could develop that kind of technology and understanding of gravity, i do believe we could make flying cars that fly using the laws of gravity
@uzonani_Art-Anime
11 ай бұрын
Watching this now that the FAA has approved the first flying car that actually isn't a helicopter. And I'm thinking of what Neil deGrasse might say. "Why don't we have flying cars? "Oh, but now we have two flying cars" 😄
@briant7265
8 ай бұрын
But is it street legal?
@jameslong852
Жыл бұрын
“Why don’t we have time travel?” “We already do it is called “sleeping”.”
@BillBagBargensonsBarger
Жыл бұрын
low energy comment
@jorgeibarra3220
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@unboxing_legend7708
Жыл бұрын
time randomly seems to speed up and slow down sometimes and we feel like weve only been doing things an x amount of time then what it really has been. another part of time travel.
@cockoffgewgle4993
11 ай бұрын
Legit how I time travel tbf
@c-daddy3129
Жыл бұрын
"we already have time machines, they're called beds"🙄 - NDT probably
@PokiBroki
Жыл бұрын
Dude holy crap, this blew my mind
@adisianyapascal568
Жыл бұрын
Swears right I can’t believe anybody else think if this
@joeymata9440
Жыл бұрын
Lol...ur cracking me up right now......
@adisianyapascal568
Жыл бұрын
Think about it when you go to bed you wake up 5 or 6 hours ahead that’s time travel 🧭 you must not travel to 2050 to time travel
@rickythe2nd63
Жыл бұрын
Right. Smh 😆😆😆😆
@balluhallu507
Жыл бұрын
" can I have a million dollar " "Yoe already have 13 dollars"
@jared.campbell
11 ай бұрын
Yes. There will be. Already are taxi quad copters
@nicolesabbagh7375
Жыл бұрын
I liked this short because the comments section has been entertaining me for about 10 minutes now. 😂
@dr.rockzo
Жыл бұрын
What you got ain't nothing new. This country is hard on people. You can't stop what's coming. It ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.
@Chrisfrrr
Жыл бұрын
no fkn cap 😂😂
@joeywilke1151
Жыл бұрын
Right!! comments are the best 😂
@leobuller
Жыл бұрын
Frfr
@bruhelbruh6293
Жыл бұрын
I’m saving this short just for that. The vid itself is so stupid tho, but meme gold mine
@AloKanerz
Жыл бұрын
"When can we talk to cats?" "We already can talk to cats. It's called pss pss pss"
@MacSnakeMoanMedia
Жыл бұрын
Lol im done
@koolpro09
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jarretberenson1214
Жыл бұрын
I have been laughing at this comment for several minutes now. Thank you for posting!
@perl4j4zz20
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@redpepper75
Жыл бұрын
This comment deserves an award 🥇 🥇 🥇
@oliverformilleza
Жыл бұрын
Neil is answering trick questions in his head.
@travismcgowan9698
Жыл бұрын
because joe is forever looking for a reason to discredit him NDT acts like he is at least a little aware of this. i dont know why he goes on his show knowing that joe is trying to destroy him for ratings and white power
@RenderingUser
Жыл бұрын
To be completely fair, "flying cars" (the kind with wings) was made But that sht needs a run way The subway systems are a much better alternative
@seekfind9531
Жыл бұрын
And then Joe says, “yeah, I still want a flying car “😂
@heythere9554
Жыл бұрын
We want completely self driving cars atleast.
@emgo-at7398
Жыл бұрын
You want to fly? We already do flly, its called Red bull
@benpyne1228
Жыл бұрын
Neil: "You THINK you want what YOU call a 'flying car'--what you actually want, is a helicopter."
@xXBobbyXx86
Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t we have an interstellar space ship that can travel across the galaxy? “ “We already have that it’s called earth.”
@dtube1141
Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@Testosteroneisnaturaltrump2024
Жыл бұрын
Joe:"Can we have flying cars?" NDT:"we have flying cars at home" 'flying cars at home'
@valberm
Жыл бұрын
I love how Neil explains it to Joe as if he were talking to a 6-year-old.
@krisherbst6162
Жыл бұрын
He’s so condescending lmao
@ThatOneGuyYouSawAMonthAgo9576
Жыл бұрын
@@krisherbst6162 Then again it's Joe
@jackmehoff2503
Жыл бұрын
@@krisherbst6162 I don't think he does this on purpose. When you're someone like NDT, your life most likely revolves around academia, n things like common social skills come a distant second
@frankystrings
Жыл бұрын
@@jackmehoff2503 the truth is. Most people are stupid
@FatalMusa
Жыл бұрын
He sort of is...lol
@mediasmashchannel3443
Жыл бұрын
Why will we never have shoes? Neil - " we already have shoes , they're called feet"
@chiragarjun3270
Жыл бұрын
No main problem is power source, jet engines loud noise, battery packs time limit so
@BrotherHanan
Жыл бұрын
Under-rated comment 🤣
@vizualrebel9455
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@adilsoncamacho6378
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@st0n3p0ny
Жыл бұрын
@@chiragarjun3270 they're already capable of managing the average commute.
@The-Whole-Enchilada
8 ай бұрын
"Why are they nachos?" "We already know this answer- cuz they mine!"
@markymark9516
Жыл бұрын
Idk why but he always just takes the fun out of science lol He’s always like “space is cool - but water towers”
@test1122lol
Жыл бұрын
He's wrong, there actually are flying cars, but they're not helicopters, they are cars that can drive, while being able to open up their wings and fly. Helicopters can't do that.
@timothylofi
Жыл бұрын
Airplane
@5khop
Жыл бұрын
@@timothylofi facts
@bigboungstudio
Жыл бұрын
@@timothylofi hahahaha man i'm dead
@RootzRockBand
Жыл бұрын
How about blimps and hot air balloons, they are noiseless and old tech. Add some modern high tech innovation, electromagnetic innovation, and we could have flying cars.
@Perfectard
Жыл бұрын
I mean you’re wrong too then... they have experimental helicars just like they do flying cars. Both, btw, are not even close to being called finished, probably will never be “road” worthy
@jerrytang3146
11 ай бұрын
We have flying cars already, Mr. Genius!
@JewelWildmoon
Жыл бұрын
"Want to travel quickly?" "We have catapults!"
@finestjosh
Жыл бұрын
Shit man you fcked up 😂
@BigfootUnibrowMan
Жыл бұрын
Nah, trebuchet superior.
@anakinskinwalker1724
Жыл бұрын
@@BigfootUnibrowMan LAUNCH LÉ FLAMBE CONCOCTION
@ajulian7331
Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@bbg3561
Жыл бұрын
-Somebody in 1513
@tsobret7863
Жыл бұрын
imagine just everyone having a godamn helicopter
@habibbialikafe339
Жыл бұрын
"They're called helicopters." "Well helicopters were originally invented for that..." "THEY'RE CALLED HELICOPTERS."
@johnsun3854
Жыл бұрын
sshh shhh shhh ... HE LI COP TERS
@letterstoalice
11 ай бұрын
anyone else here after Alef just released a flying car?
@Deutche_Reenactment
11 ай бұрын
Yup
@fanetumane5915
Жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard😂😂😂
@HolySaviorL1ght
Жыл бұрын
"can we go back in time?" NDT: "we already went back in time, it's called history"
@unboxing_legend7708
Жыл бұрын
history is remembering or having proof of the past. it isnt time traveling. i guess items made from the past can be in theory considered going back in time i mean everything on earth is history to this very moment as well if u really want to go there. erosion is natures way of showing things from back in time to what used to be there but now isnt and the way that things change to something else is going back in time to when it was its original state.
@wendygonzalez9581
Жыл бұрын
@@unboxing_legend7708 but the word can be used in different senecrious, when we look at the past where time traveling and looking into the past there for time traveling. Kinda idiotic. You wrote a how summary of the definition
@YungPenugget
Жыл бұрын
@@unboxing_legend7708 went right over ur head
@unboxing_legend7708
Жыл бұрын
@@YungPenugget i was talking about his statement on the cars and bridges bro. u people need to actually learn for once to stop jumping ahead all the time. its rather annoying. seeming as ur comment is actually more passive compared to the rest i wont tear u a new one. my comment i wrote was sort of a response to what he had said in the clip and i was replying to it on the basis of it being my opinion, logic and what the medium has focused on in that area in the last few years among. just a few of many things i based my comment on before i decided to type it cause i actually sit there and prepare what im about to type before i do so. even when im typing sometimes i change it to try and make it as clear as day because these days too many people are so brain dead i feel like i loose a braincell for every comment i read. i do my research on things sometimes as well so i have some weight to back my comments on however im not going to just sit there and prove every little detail that i commented on either as u people can go find it ur self. if ur too lazy to even do that, then its pointless for anyone to even make the arguement to begin with let alone have the brain capacity to actually have a controlled debate about such things.
@YungPenugget
Жыл бұрын
@@unboxing_legend7708 why would u be talking about something exclusive to the video under a joke comment. what you said is completely irrelevant to the point of this comment. he was joking, and you took it seriously. like bro come on 😂
@isovino
Жыл бұрын
Neil being impressed by his own understanding of the mysterious 3rd dimension
@tobyverchere
Жыл бұрын
@@nooneofconsequence1057 He’s an astrophysicist lol
@lIlIIIIllIllIIIlIlII
Жыл бұрын
@@tobyverchere he can still fuck with astrology tho
@jdsguam
Жыл бұрын
Neil is impressed by his very existence.
@redrob3140
Жыл бұрын
Is it cux he black
@MouseGoat
Жыл бұрын
@@jdsguam shodent we all be? Its FUCKI WILD like im like a talking naked monkey making sounds in you head out of tiny symbols made out of even tinyer lights we call Pixels and dont even get me started on what it takes to just make one of them blink let alone all billion of them in coordinated patterns based on moving atoms in controlled patterns. XD
@russellpinkie9775
Жыл бұрын
Josh must be like, WTF, of love having Neil on my show 👌🤔
@otonashijorge8162
Жыл бұрын
People cant drive a car in straight line and expect then to manage a flying car? 💀
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