I've been married for 52 years and it never gets better. Guys, think about this before you get married. Thats one reason why men dont live as long. You die to get some peace.
@khalidamajoud4114
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏👏
@ReptilianAnusWizzard
2 жыл бұрын
Talk to me fred, is there no way out?
@Negus.1
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this the best response I heard in my 28 yrs
@skandol8650
4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mohammadrasoulfard-habibi3066
3 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@semsawy
3 жыл бұрын
Women talk too much because they have 4 lips Men think too much because they have 2 heads
@wilddog371
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I’ve never heard of that before but it’s brilliant
@fredeaston3988
2 жыл бұрын
try to keep it clean OK
@smmshoe
2 жыл бұрын
smart
@LIVdaBrand
2 жыл бұрын
Genius🧠🎯💯
@hermask815
3 ай бұрын
@@fredeaston3988 please explain: Talking clean about dirty things is ok But talking dirty about the same things is not ok. Is that what children are supposed to hear? And how do you prevent their older siblings explaining to them? Aaah. That’s why there are so many single child families…..
@adamscalzo6185
3 ай бұрын
the quotation was longer than my attention span
@johntatman8182
3 ай бұрын
The women's conversation part made me want to switch to another video LOL
@jamesduff6937
3 жыл бұрын
That was fucking funny!!! Good comedians paint the picture so well.
@8888-9
3 жыл бұрын
Well I AM a Candy Flush And I am offended, that as a Minority of Candy Flushes, my Identity should be used in a derogatory way. I prefer the term Candy PERSON.....!
@leegarthgarth8387
11 ай бұрын
Can I quickly tell you every second of what I did yesterday
@fati9367
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman and i don't talk at all like sometimes i don't even say a word and men around me feeling so uncomfortable 😂
@persistentlypathetic6820
Жыл бұрын
No but when it comes to talking to other women yall will never shut up
@fati9367
Жыл бұрын
@@persistentlypathetic6820 Nope that's not true i don't talk at all wether with women or men I know i'm weird 😄🤷♀️
@imdone-cat5200
Жыл бұрын
@@fati9367 Man, I wish I had a girlfriend like you.
@patricksoko2821
Жыл бұрын
Even when you are in love, and gets comfortable in a relationship
@dannyarcher6370
5 ай бұрын
1:45 - Hottie on the right.
@josephperna2081
2 ай бұрын
Gross
@ycamara9034
3 жыл бұрын
True he is goid
@sammuelfisher2930
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidpadilla1354 no
@LucicPower
6 ай бұрын
Why can't they control it?
@JaydeYoung99
2 ай бұрын
It seems to be evolution. Women just don’t know when they’re talking too much and I say this as a women. My ex boyfriend would have to tape my mouth up after a while because I have a tendency to go on. It’s important for a man to set rules with his girl because otherwise we struggle to stop and you end up annoyed. I’m really actively trying to cut my chatter down recently as it really isn’t fair to men that society won’t let them tell us when enough is enough without branding them as a misogynist. I don’t mind being told to shut up as it shows they respect me. Anyway, I’m sorry for yammering on but I just wanted to let you know I feel your struggle. This guy is an amazing comedian.
@LucicPower
2 ай бұрын
@@JaydeYoung99 there's no way they don't know when it's too much, I don't buy that
@JaydeYoung99
2 ай бұрын
@@LucicPowerIt’s just basic biology. Women are more verbal. We naturally ramble and don’t think about whether it’s worth saying. Seems like we have less self awareness than men. Unfortunately for men it means they get annoyed because we never shut up. It’s dumb because to me the ideal man is one who would put me in my place when I go on too long but I guess feminism has poisoned societies mind. We would all get along more if men were actually allowed to tell us when we need to be quiet. Men tend to be smarter if you look at that the great minds of the world. I’m sorry we talk so much. It is natural and biologically proven in science but anyway I think men should have a way of stopping us when it gets too much for them. Teaching men to be passive is hurting both genders.
@JaydeYoung99
2 ай бұрын
@@LucicPower It’s just basic biology. Women talk too much because of how our brains are programmed. I think we lack self awareness too because society has conditioned men not to just tell us when enough is enough. Feminism is rotting brains. When someone just puts their hand over my mouth and tells me I’m talking nonsense I will listen. It just takes training which a lot of boyfriends are shamed out of doing because they will be branded misogynists. I really hate what society is doing to young men these days. Women will not learn if they continue like this.
@TheCrusaderRabbits
3 жыл бұрын
I wish he would refrain from swearing
@obifret
3 жыл бұрын
Why? If you are so offended you simply know not to watch his stand up.
@klounpound6945
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah well nobody gives a fuck
@noir.782
2 жыл бұрын
grow a pair, soy boy
@harlock6737
2 жыл бұрын
Ok Karen.
@stepickering1642
Жыл бұрын
Bad rip of bill burr this
@kimmyqueen8009
3 жыл бұрын
.
@kimmyqueen8009
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what’s better. Too much. Or would they prefer not at all. I’m guessing they would vote for too much in the end.
@abdelll9737
2 жыл бұрын
@@kimmyqueen8009 No. not at all. Again you don’t understand. Don’t talk at all. Because most of what you say is bs.
@getlivero
2 жыл бұрын
@@kimmyqueen8009 woman just be talkin to talk😭 and they hate to listen. It’s crazy to me then would say I don’t talk a lot. Noooo you just don’t let me speak 😭
@l33VI08
2 ай бұрын
Be quiet
@eshlivna7744
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@petslife4660
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@obifret
3 жыл бұрын
You should get on Smule, It’s a karaoke app 👍🏻
@firstcar4297
3 ай бұрын
This guy is totally ripping off Bill Burr
@BenVarkentine
3 жыл бұрын
Wait. He thinks women aren't afraid of violence from men? Pretty sure that's not true. Wish it was. Don't think it is.
@Friggsdottir
2 жыл бұрын
Women are told we're strong and capable and to never take shi t. So woman on man violence is on the rise. Men don't hit women as much as they used to. They're told there's NEVER a reason.
@imdone-cat5200
Жыл бұрын
Majority of the time they aren't, because they know that they're privellaged. They will slap a man, and expect to get away with it because of the social rule of; "Men can't hit women." They'll be like, "Oh you can't hit me, because I'm a female." Most of them in the Western world still carry that naïve mindset, although being women who should know better. Sadly enough, they'll even play the false victim of domestic abuse, just for some money and attention.
@BenVarkentine
Жыл бұрын
@@imdone-cat5200 I feel like you're looking for reasons you should hit women, and you're not going to get them from me. "Playing the false victim of domestic abuse" is extremely rare, perhaps six out of every hundred thousand claims.
@mattvideoeditor
2 ай бұрын
No, he is saying men fear violence from other men. Women don't fear violence from other women, whrn they have a beef they will talk even more, behind each others back.
@Gillsing
2 ай бұрын
Not _all_ women suffer from domestic abuse. I'd assume the vast majority doesn't, at least in the west. But sure, I did spare a thought for those women who _have_ been punched in the mouth often enough to not 'talk so much'. This joke is not for them.
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