“Who are you then?” “What’s it look like?” Wow, so many answers to that. 😂
@cookiemonster2299
6 ай бұрын
You may not have made a new friend there but you two could easily be the next Mortimer and Whitehouse, that was hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂😭👍❤️🇬🇧
@dickwilliam3793
6 ай бұрын
security guard's been waiting 15 years for this day.
@brendagilson934
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mickmcloughlin5816
6 ай бұрын
The insecurity guard was hilarious 😂😂
@georgeroskilly7524
6 ай бұрын
What a muppet living in his own world!
@robertmawby3021
6 ай бұрын
This bloke is obsessed with seamen!
@anthonybrooker2702
6 ай бұрын
Seaman Stains and Master Bates ?
@leeoliver7151
5 ай бұрын
I bet he’s had plenty of seamen
@rocket3561
6 ай бұрын
We,ll be alright if all the lawyers ever go on strike . The security guards with their law degrees will be able to keep the legal system running 😅😅😅
@spundley
6 ай бұрын
He must be very official, as he enunciates every single consonant - no sloppy slurring of his words here! 😂
@johnfellows2867
6 ай бұрын
What an absolute Knob Jockey !
@rudeboijasmithy
6 ай бұрын
Definitely shouldn’t be working that role.
@pauls3075
6 ай бұрын
What would you rather someone with that level of intelligence be doing?
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
6 ай бұрын
@pauls3075 Definitely not working at Sellafield.
@hc3932
6 ай бұрын
He wanted to be chairman of the board but he ended up in security!
@markrhodes5828
6 ай бұрын
an absolutely clueless security guard
@daviddoyle5291
6 ай бұрын
Looks like there are a lot of asbestos roof on that site.
@andrewgarner2224
6 ай бұрын
Security: There's no sign to say it's public Auditor: Well then it should be quite easy for you to show me a sign on your side of the gate that says you are now leaving private property
@NRVERTAKEMEALIVE
2 ай бұрын
He needs a sign or at least a badge that says numpty!
@retroonhisbikes
6 ай бұрын
Wow Siemens divert all aircraft, i wonder if Siemens stop the space station from flying over head too.
@zog97xy
6 ай бұрын
What a berk! this is better than monty python!
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
6 ай бұрын
You flew the drone. Now Siemens are going to prosecute you. Silly security said so.
@TonyB-is5pg
5 ай бұрын
Great wind up ! You’re playing that Columbo role well 👍
@gitmoholliday5764
6 ай бұрын
yeah... it looks very "restricted" about as restricted as Blackpool on a sunny day.
@Mr_MrsMagill
3 ай бұрын
Lol I love how you are so persistent 😂😂 have to get my DRONE up ❤
@mickbranton3677
3 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂.... love watching pure audits 👍.
@Dan-rx5us
5 ай бұрын
That security guard has the worst attitude I've seen on a audit
@CURVEDGLASS123
6 ай бұрын
That guard needs his own Netflix series. Please.
@isshereallygoingoutwithhim
6 ай бұрын
Eric Morecambe got himself in a bit of a tizzy😂was much funnier when he done the double act with Ernie 😁
@JesusLovesYou-nd1rz
Ай бұрын
The amount of security who don't know the law around drones and air space is staggering. They call the police, but the police know it's not illegal so they never do anything. These people need to be educated.
@hicks3749
3 ай бұрын
Poindexter has been on the blue smarties again.
@leeoliver7151
5 ай бұрын
That security guard is a ringer for Eddie the eagle
@allenomalley4014
21 күн бұрын
Security lawyer only the crown can prosecute
@atitnac598
3 ай бұрын
😡🤬 That REALLY annoys me....." Off you pop then "😡🤬
@thadonis.
6 ай бұрын
"Show me a siiiign" film me baby one more time. 🎵🎶
@kennyjones3679
5 ай бұрын
He's been watching captain pugwash to much.
@atitnac598
3 ай бұрын
You show HIM where it says PRIVATE !
@lablackzed
6 ай бұрын
Give a badge to a little man he becomes king kong pathetice😱👊
@kennyjones3679
6 ай бұрын
He looks extremely dodgy.
@anvilbrunner.2013
6 ай бұрын
Hey Edward, how's Tubbs.
@AndrewBush-d2j
6 ай бұрын
More auditors are needed in mass
@fuzz7263
3 ай бұрын
What a supercilious 🤡😂
@spudsparrow2476
6 ай бұрын
Implied right of access
@johnthreadgold7846
6 ай бұрын
anyone know him
@garyhollins7911
3 ай бұрын
Gok Wan earning a bit extra pocket money in his part time security job
@smoggydrones5664
6 ай бұрын
As security guards go, he spoke good English and explained things relatively quite well. Kept his cool. In this case the auditor is the knob. his voice irritates me.
@davewarren2849
6 ай бұрын
How does this bloke get a job
@kennyjones3679
6 ай бұрын
You haven't got my permission ffs.
@m4rcmineh
6 ай бұрын
Yeah hes defo not fit for that role definitely needs de-escalating training or a new job
@karlhawkes
6 ай бұрын
More like a sitcom character than an actual security guard.
@kevinsancto1574
6 ай бұрын
This bloke really is pure comedy gold Little Britain has come true 😂😅😂
@dtz1000
3 ай бұрын
For some reason, Pure Audits reminds me of the guy in the wheelchair who says, "Yeah, I know" all the time. It's so funny.
@westentertainer
6 ай бұрын
See kids this is what happens if you don’t go to school. You will have to get a job in security. He needs education on the law 😂
@smoggydrones5664
6 ай бұрын
I work in security get paid £30k+. It’s a good career if you choose the right company. Some security firms pay peanuts so attract monkeys. I am offended by your generalisation
@westentertainer
6 ай бұрын
@@smoggydrones5664 I hope you are more educated regarding the law than him then. He made a fool of himself and I’m afraid made the security world . I watch hundreds of these type of audits and maybe 10% there are brilliant security and they understand the law so when you state monkey and peanuts you are spot on
@QuagmiresDooflab
5 ай бұрын
Don't be a snob! That's very offensive. What do you do that sets the world on fire??
@garyevans8116
6 ай бұрын
This insecurity guard is an absolute moron. He behaved like this because you didn’t ask him for his permission. I hope the company gets lots of complaints because I’m making a phone call to them
@MrTorrit
6 ай бұрын
It’s so funny when he emphasises a sentence to make it sound like the absolute truth. Funny when it doesn’t work.
@ShortieLeeroy
6 ай бұрын
You are responsible that the security bloke lost the remaining hair on his bonnet.
@carlswift8682
6 ай бұрын
If there are no gates or signs saying private or no entry, there is an implied right of public access.
@JamesBrown-lc4fw
6 ай бұрын
😂😂 he was going to have a stroke
@justmatt7931
6 ай бұрын
Its amazing how many laws get created before our very eyes
@colinbassett1170
6 ай бұрын
Could be a candidate for looney of the month.
@PJ-wm9nq
6 ай бұрын
Yoda's on form today! There stay you, removed you will be.
@alanlofus3100
6 ай бұрын
typical security twonker that invents laws
@rchippy2319
6 ай бұрын
Where was security when you walked in😂
@anthonyoconnell9389
6 ай бұрын
That was so funny 🤣🤣😂😂 that security guard getting his knickers in a twist 😂🥃💚☘️👍
@steverpcb
4 ай бұрын
Shared access with open gates and no signage, there is an implied right of public access, in short, a publicly accessible area !
@leyland110
6 ай бұрын
Good for you standing your ground
@paulbromley6687
6 ай бұрын
Just imagine how many trains are not getting spotted all because they have all got security jobs.
@InnocentMan99
6 ай бұрын
Brilliant wind up 😂
@JoFloss
6 ай бұрын
There doesn’t need to be a private property sign. There is a gate. It doesn’t matter if it is open. The gate denotes private property. The law is clear on the test - “would a reasonable person conclude that this is private property?” Indeed they would. You had no lawful business with the Company. Just fly your drone from outside and pop off. Easy.
@shutterupphotography295
6 ай бұрын
he is so sketchy that i would check his cabin for a child....
@philrobinson5667
6 ай бұрын
Felt a bit sorry for the Security Guard, Siemens need to put him on a basic course to sort out where he stands on the law and how to talk to members of the public (there’s day courses easily available)…instead the poor bloke became flustered and he’s not paid anywhere enough money to be upset at work. Hope his firm looks after him better.
@allanfoster5418
6 ай бұрын
Security guard is a clown. 🤡 its illegal to fly a Drone over here. 🤔🤔🤭😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
@kennyjones3679
6 ай бұрын
The reason why I would be a crap auditor I would have lost it with him.
@green856w
6 ай бұрын
This so-called auditor can hardly be called better than crap. It's a fake role; little nobodies trying to find a purpose in life and failing miserably. So needy - 'Look at me, I carry a cam/phone so I can get noticed by somebody, as otherwise no one would notice me'.
@shutterupphotography295
6 ай бұрын
@@green856w and you watched it all the way through and made a comment lmfao..
@smeehere
6 ай бұрын
@green856w Thanks for the view and comment, it helps grow his channel. Keep up your work here, there's a good chap
@dsds3968
3 ай бұрын
@@green856w doesn't matter what you think he is called. He's one of the funniest.
@dsds3968
3 ай бұрын
Wonderful work, some of the best comedy I've seen. He got so angry.
@PureAudits
2 ай бұрын
Thank you - and thanks for watching 👍 PA
@newsnowhamilton
6 ай бұрын
What an absolutely staggering level of ignorance. How can a grown man be so woefully unaware of the realities and rights in his own country? Does he really think that every public space in the UK needs a sign declaring it public 😳😄🙄?!?! My god man, get a clue 🫤
@frankhyam3125
2 ай бұрын
Your f.... brilliant mate,so funny my currant fav auditor
@PureAudits
2 ай бұрын
Thank you - and thanks for supporting me 👍 PA
@kennyjones3679
6 ай бұрын
The reason why Siemens need to vet their security they will drop you in it.
@sandrapearson4658
3 ай бұрын
He is hilarious 😅😂😂
@ysgol3
6 ай бұрын
😂He only applied for the job so he could say 'Ooh semen' all the time in a wildly intense way. Comedy gold, brilliantly done, thank you, subscribed.
@madcapjourneys9014
6 ай бұрын
If you are ask to leave private property you have to leave you know this and film and fly the drone from outside their property what is your problem
@MANCHESTERQUIZ
3 ай бұрын
The security guard defo still lives with his mum lol
@paulbromley6687
6 ай бұрын
Is that Dick Stains security guard works for Siemens. Siemens Stains.
@telly9004
5 ай бұрын
Security is comedy gold Off ya pop then 😂
@Pennywise180
6 ай бұрын
Security guard who should not be in the job...incompetent is a positive comment for that fool.
@Exploringcornwall1
6 ай бұрын
He has delusions of adequacy!
@grahamh6988
3 ай бұрын
That security guard is a bit....special.....like they've employed the stupidest nerd they could find!
@michaelward9643
3 ай бұрын
The thing is...if he tried to be funny he probably couldn't!
@gordonwainwright898
3 ай бұрын
How can secuity make his own laws up. Open gate.All welcome.
@carlswift8682
6 ай бұрын
Another misinformed security guard spouting a load of garbage.
@MickJ666
6 ай бұрын
I bet the receptionist gave security a telling off for not seeing you walk in🤣 that's why he was so arsey I bet🤣
@andrewlitow
6 ай бұрын
Dude said Siemen more than a fertility clinic
@craigskayman8422
3 ай бұрын
Like a child having a tantrum he was.
@connect4glyn
6 ай бұрын
Blimey , this so called security man isn't the brightest spark is he ! Glad he was here though for the entertainment he gives . Looks like Eric Morecabe's love child .
@bovnet
6 ай бұрын
Security caught napping
@Desertfox170
6 ай бұрын
Proper brain dead
@gordongourlay7423
6 ай бұрын
Unfortunately this looks loke care in the community 😕
@johnmay7675
6 ай бұрын
Clueless Security as usual
@craigkolstad983
Ай бұрын
Comedy gold potential here. Mr Myopic baldy impotence v the public. Could be a BBC series.
@woods19364
6 ай бұрын
But I always put my drone up, is that a euphemism?
@joansmith5831
6 ай бұрын
My dog is still available he’s clueless as well but cheaper
@doyoulikebeetroot
2 ай бұрын
He loves his job doesn't he? 😂 Defending a company that couldn't give a crap about him like he's defending his family.
@SeentySeen
2 ай бұрын
The three P's Private Property Permission leads to Piss Poor Performance. And then the big P audits comes along. What other P's do we have?
@johannooyen3213
3 ай бұрын
Always good to see the disabled parking spaces, always disappointing to see them empty... Where are those employees then?
@ef7480
2 ай бұрын
On The Buses featuring Eric Morecambe...
@MrAllanhc
6 ай бұрын
foolish gaurdsman you say is.....
@marklatimer7333
2 ай бұрын
After all these months I just realised who you sound like - Granddad Trotter.
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