We've been lied to, lads, all these years we could have had a wood splitting sword
@mtnmosin2740
11 ай бұрын
i'll never look at an ax again.
@Ninjastahr
11 ай бұрын
I shall never take the same satisfaction in an axe again, now that I know I could be using a sword
@kapteinkaos6081
11 ай бұрын
Looked it up... 400 bucks. Bro I'll stick to my axe... Maybe one day I'll smith myself a big sword to cut wood if I ever get good at it...
@anthonyrebock5351
11 ай бұрын
the unemployed.....with swords
@wavydave
11 ай бұрын
After y'all's comments, I was gonna leave an anecdote about sword splitting wood in my younger years, but damned if I can remember it. She is a cute one, isn't she?
@jbrisby
11 ай бұрын
Remember, wood-splitting sword is also an everything-splitting sword.
@popeyetheslayer666
10 ай бұрын
😂
@johnman559
10 ай бұрын
Santa should have given her leg armour😂
@stresslevel1009
10 ай бұрын
Is it also a sword splitting sword?
@chewielewis4002
10 ай бұрын
Its a convert skull splitting sword@@stresslevel1009
@JaymesWebbs
10 ай бұрын
Yep. That means don’t mess with your lady if she buys one.
@sparkly_parklee9327
Жыл бұрын
I swear all the axe splitters on youtube are the happiest people on this platform
@hokagirl2205
Жыл бұрын
They have a channel to let out all their negative emotions 🤧
@davidbarrozo6621
Жыл бұрын
I’m going to start splitting wood myself soon 😂❤
@UncannyLiving
Жыл бұрын
Splitting wood is actually the top activity you can do to increase your body’s testosterone. Testosterone decreases anxiety and depression, increases your mental cognition and erythropoiesis. Sounds absolutely insane I know but it’s true, the wood splitting part, the positive benefits of testosterone are well known for a while now
@ovoid_ovvie
Жыл бұрын
@@UncannyLivingwhat if you are trans and do not need more testosterone
@M1ch43l33
Жыл бұрын
@@ovoid_ovviethen you dont deserve happiness anyway
@CelticFish0103
7 ай бұрын
Your face when you said "I have a sword" Is everything 😅
@jcon2060
6 ай бұрын
yes, that's the funny part of the video. Its intended.
@brandonbroad8676
6 ай бұрын
@@jcon2060okay?
@troublemaker731
4 ай бұрын
@@jcon2060get a life
@MiyamotoMusashi-eu6qo
2 ай бұрын
@@troublemaker731 Why 😂
@FirstBlockhead
Жыл бұрын
"Oh golly I have a sword" is the most wholesome thing anyone has ever said!
@markjanik7897
Жыл бұрын
What's with the sound effects! There's an echo in wide open spaces!!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@SlebanDogux
Жыл бұрын
@@markjanik7897 Oh yeah that's.. actually kinda weird, idk what's up with that
@cha_os3
Жыл бұрын
@@markjanik7897 I live in a area that echoes like this. Splitting wood, calling the dogs in, all of it echos down into the vally. Looks like she is in a vally as well.
@caliguladeux
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if she gave her sword a name. Valar morgulis sister.
@danieljames1868
Жыл бұрын
@@markjanik7897 things echo strangely, but surprisingly, well in spaces that open and empty.
@tehdmanvids3
11 ай бұрын
She's one step closer to becoming Coenen the Barbarian
@serioushex3893
9 ай бұрын
criminally underrated comment
@Mighty_Atheismo
9 ай бұрын
Dang. Mucho respect for this one
@robertnett9793
9 ай бұрын
I tip my hat to you, good disembodied internet voice.
@epicyes3096
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, didn't expect the person who says "Oh golly" when they open a sword, to be ripped as hell and instantly halve a log. Actual badass.
@carmillachoate
Жыл бұрын
Nicole is a beast
@xEvilRaptorx
Жыл бұрын
@@carmillachoateidk who she is, but im in love! Maybe she will benchpress me while we 6... actually I better get going
@Juggermerk
Жыл бұрын
Good for a few logs but nobody is gonna get through a cord of wood with that.
@epicyes3096
Жыл бұрын
@@xEvilRaptorx Don't be a creep 😑
@xEvilRaptorx
Жыл бұрын
@@epicyes3096 hey I'm an equal opportunity perv, for the record. If I stumbled upon a shirtless Norwegian man chopping wood with a halberd, I'd still be in love. He could spin me around like a helico- I'm just gonna go back to what I was doing... >.>
@TheNefastor
7 ай бұрын
Next step : getting hired by a hawk-themed mercenary company.
@davidstorrs
5 ай бұрын
That was a good series.
@mehdiberthet-bondet7294
5 ай бұрын
Grifiiiiiiiith!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣
@victorfreedom93
4 ай бұрын
Don't forget loosing an arm and an eye
@Yroko
4 ай бұрын
@@victorfreedom93also being marked so demons know where u r, so they can eat u. Rsther stay away from all that
@johndavidtibbetts7320
2 ай бұрын
I'm sure such a career choice will only end in good 👍
@skylaharango8975
Жыл бұрын
The most happiest lumberjill I've ever seen
@lucasmasson2728
11 ай бұрын
LumberJill
@sevensages5279
11 ай бұрын
And easy to please 😊
@ariewibowo2106
11 ай бұрын
lumbersparrow
@FutureAbe
11 ай бұрын
You should either say “most happy” or “happiest”, but never “most happiest”.
@Max-ix9lk
11 ай бұрын
@@FutureAbe I bet you're fun to hang out with
@TheUnseenSoldier
Жыл бұрын
All men need a no-makeup-wearing, sword-swinging, wood-splitting, good-shape-having, “golly” saying woman in their life.
@behlockaetheking7062
Жыл бұрын
This is just a Canadian?
@andrewcooper8155
Жыл бұрын
@@behlockaetheking7062 Yep. Pretty much all Canadian girls are like that.
@Canuck037
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewcooper8155 as a canadian male i concur
@Kheays
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewcooper8155 I can definitely say city women in Canada share no such ideals, most have absorbed the modern western crap and want to dominate a man and obliterate his soul piece by piece. Rural and suburban girls tho… 👀👀👀
@songdaniels9960
Жыл бұрын
thing is uh,,, she's.. a lesbian though. sorry. sjdjfjf
@Keldren.
Жыл бұрын
Stopped for the sword, ended up with relationship goals.
@behindthemask3534
Жыл бұрын
I feel this on a spiritual level, also, does anyone here know where I can get a wood splitting sword?
@solorollo9756
Жыл бұрын
Find you a good man
@MRREE-zw6xc
Жыл бұрын
@@behindthemask3534I just looked it up on google out of curiosity. Its under viking wood cutting sword. And for how much it costs that sucker is on 16 weeks back order!
@HuslWusl
Жыл бұрын
@@behindthemask3534 probably Amazon
@robertluechtefeld5017
Жыл бұрын
Great quote, @Keldren Raze
@heartofananthropologist
3 ай бұрын
Recently created a new D&D character and I'm going to play her for the first time next weekend. She's a big, buff, purple tiefling who swings a greatsword around, and I want to be able to describe combat in a vivid and entertaining way for my fellow players. After watching a few videos on fighting techniques with a bunch of dudes, on a whim I searched for "very big girl with very big sword," and this result was better than I dared to hope for. The purple hair is just the cherry on top!
@bobisuncanny2760
10 ай бұрын
"All my childhoods dream have just come true" Me seing this lovely lumberjack testing a wood-splitting SWORD : Yea me too
@rickcoona
9 ай бұрын
technically, she'd be a "LimberJill" but who cares she's just Sooo HAPPY!
@raulallangarlitos7573
8 ай бұрын
PHONEY FAKER! BETTER WATCH A SAMURAI WARRIOR SHRED A COMPRESSED LAYER OF COMPRESSEDCBAMBOO LIKE KNIFE THRU BUTTER, BLADE THRU PAPER!!!!
@weirdshieldman3606
8 ай бұрын
I no longer wish to be lonely… only to have a lumberjack woman 😂
@Rick_SanchezZZZ
8 ай бұрын
OMG shut up
@rickcoona
8 ай бұрын
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ what's the matter Dude, Can't Handle the *TRUTH?* I've known a few "Lumber Jills" Back in the day, and they ALL kicked ass.
@unnamedvisitor1649
Жыл бұрын
The Valkyrie has been bestowed her mighty blade.
@Reallyxhillguy
Жыл бұрын
Stole the thought out of my head
@greggrand3910
Жыл бұрын
You two are the closes the soul that lives in this girl is actually a real Valkyrie high-ranking one
@donaldcash113
Жыл бұрын
...or Taiwan.
@Vladimir_Velikiy
Жыл бұрын
ура аааа, оказывается тяжёлой железкой можно гнилой пень разломать!
@Vladimir_Velikiy
Жыл бұрын
@café lol😄
@TheRawrnstuff
Жыл бұрын
"Oh golly. I have a sword." Truly words to aspire to. Not even sarcastic.
@marcusdaloia2974
Жыл бұрын
And then that excited inhale~ I think that that's what really drives it home.
@natepeterson9068
Жыл бұрын
“Oh golly, I have a sword!” is the most Midwestern/Canadian thing I have ever heard said
@ТаняТанюшка-ь4й
6 ай бұрын
Я думала, что ты скажешь: "средневековая"😂
@minhtamnguyen3304
Жыл бұрын
Ok, now i can die peacefully knowing that what's a valkyrie look like
@cornixdemetrius7883
11 ай бұрын
On twitter, maybe.
@TheBlarggle
11 ай бұрын
@@cornixdemetrius7883 "oN tWiTtEr MaYbE"
@Roach_Dogg_JR
11 ай бұрын
@@cornixdemetrius7883colored hair=Twitter user in your absolutely fried brain
@lysetsfyrste
11 ай бұрын
@@cornixdemetrius7883at least she is an actual woman, though xd
@ZombieKid-.-
11 ай бұрын
You obviously haven't seen ValkyrieBrynn
@Bdooski
Жыл бұрын
All you need is final fantasy victory music playing after you finish chopping the wood.
@mr.jingles7560
Жыл бұрын
I heard a song by the who. Almost identical to ffx music when the team is first introduced.
@mehdiberthet-bondet7294
5 ай бұрын
👌🏽🤌👍🏽😂🤣
@Galimeer5
5 ай бұрын
+Sword +Cute doggy +Muscle girl This is peak content
@theEisbergmann
Жыл бұрын
I came for a sword, I stayed for some awesome shoulder muscles...
@john-paulsilke893
Жыл бұрын
Those triceps are pretty awesome too. She’s yoked! Fantastic.
@jimsmith3715
Жыл бұрын
@@john-paulsilke893that's just what happens when you use your arms that's not yoked 😂
@Xc31
Жыл бұрын
@@jimsmith3715 with todays standards being cancer treatment skinny, morbidly obese or 50% plastic I'd say she's pretty yoked bruh
@sirgeremiah
Жыл бұрын
When I grow up, I want her arms.
@jimsmith3715
Жыл бұрын
@@sirgeremiah keep using your arms then lol
@arlenlangham949
Жыл бұрын
A jacked Canadian person who says ‘oh golly’ when they open a sword for wood splitting is the best thing I’ve seen all year
@HawkGirl69
Жыл бұрын
She. She’s a she.
@arlenlangham949
Жыл бұрын
Oh umm yes but I would hate to assume someone’s gender
@fullmetalalkami6466
Жыл бұрын
@@arlenlangham949 Mate. Don't be ridiculous she is a woman, and a decent one at that by looks of it.
@arlenlangham949
Жыл бұрын
Yeah ik just making sure because I would hate to be cancelled
@poppingpenquin2172
Жыл бұрын
@@arlenlangham949 grow some balls
@salmannaz1432
Жыл бұрын
Imagine just walking around and seeing a woman split wood with a long ass sword. I'd fall in love
@Dardomor
Жыл бұрын
I'd be scared and in love at the same time 😅
@Zevl
Жыл бұрын
@@jetrifle4209🤓🤓🤓
@forresthunt9573
Жыл бұрын
@@jetrifle4209 Typical terminally online reply.
@jetrifle4209
Жыл бұрын
@@forresthunt9573 smallbrain little guy
@ArsenicIvy
Жыл бұрын
@@jetrifle4209 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@ottowulff3277
7 ай бұрын
Me: *sees this woman* Also me: *aggressive dishwashing*
@CailinZwarts
3 ай бұрын
Aggressively clenches thighs together
@Alex-K94
11 ай бұрын
As a fellow sword collector I can confirm... this is a true "golly" moment.
@thefaceless6406
11 ай бұрын
True
@miguelmunguia123
11 ай бұрын
It's beautiful when you see someone being that happy with such a simple thing
@TerrenceLCarpenter
11 ай бұрын
I don’t know if that bug ass sword is “such a simple thing”😂
@manuelferreira4345
11 ай бұрын
Simple? It's obviously not your average off Amazon 49.99 sword it's a wood splitting sword!!!
@gryjss9167
11 ай бұрын
No, no. She knows what she is doing for views . Ok you're a Lesbian , tougher than a few men, but don't hate men when you do your pathetic jib at males to show you Lesbian. It's pathetic , you know what your doing and it's not cute. Actually turns males away. Get your point across, maybe try some Aus Red Gum, take you a while love.
@TheDoosh13
11 ай бұрын
@@TerrenceLCarpenteri'm deaddddd bruhhh🤣
@Aggamemnon
11 ай бұрын
"One does not simply make such a thing."🤌
@Arf3114
Жыл бұрын
There’s a lumberjack, but now I’ve seen a lumberjill. Badass
@trevorromney3589
Жыл бұрын
According to the comics, it's a Lumberjane.
@vadimtherooskie1174
Жыл бұрын
Comics?
@trevorromney3589
Жыл бұрын
@@vadimtherooskie1174 Is called Lumberjanes
@StopPostingAboutBallr
Жыл бұрын
Badass, more like bigass (in no way is this meant to be hate or offense)
@TanvirAhmed-dh2hk
Жыл бұрын
Lumberjill lmaoo
@МаринаЧеркасова-с4с
7 ай бұрын
Чудесная девушка умеющая колоть дрова👍
@АндрейЛ-ц9е
6 ай бұрын
Мечем...
@alek7369
6 ай бұрын
Колун зачётный у неё 😂
@Svirepij187
6 ай бұрын
И живущая с другой девушкой (к гадалке не ходи)🤷🏼♂️ Как всегда либо одно, либо другое..
@andreishedlovskij2169
6 ай бұрын
@@Svirepij187... меч или САбля
@myndlink
Жыл бұрын
She just became Zelda and Link combined into one person.
@Boo-se7wi
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Suchsdirhaltaus
Жыл бұрын
Oh my especially with the pink hair (that I only noticed after your comment) it fits even more to link
@abbaexteriors3546
Жыл бұрын
So she’s…zinc?
@SumoLink1357
Жыл бұрын
link to the past link
@nickgray5420
Жыл бұрын
So that means that all of MY childhood dreams have just come true
@jasonmorley9217
Жыл бұрын
The expression at "I have a sword" Is both terrifying and fantastic.
@captainoftheoldchads1743
Жыл бұрын
Her using it: MEANWHILE ME: GIVE IT TO ME WOMEN I WILL SHOULD YOU HOW DA BOYS DO IT
@jasonmorley9217
Жыл бұрын
@@captainoftheoldchads1743 I’m not sure that’s coming off how you think it is, mate….
@Doodledrawsstuff
Жыл бұрын
Man she could split you into like a log in a lumber yard
@koykoyonly1628
Жыл бұрын
@@captainoftheoldchads1743 Maybe choose your words better next time XD you sound a mite desperate there
@vitalguillin1177
Жыл бұрын
Happy she didn't said, "I have a balls cutting sword"!!!
@QO-id3yt
7 ай бұрын
Lady Lumberjack Splitting Wood with a sword was a video I never knew I needed
@СимаКошкин-б3ь
7 ай бұрын
Сколько счастья, этой девушки нужно, работать палачем.Средневековье много потеряло без неё,от такой и голову не жалко потерять,один позитив.😊😊😊😊
@KpunTo.Tym6a
6 ай бұрын
👏
@kirkslayden834
6 ай бұрын
Ya ain't that the truth hahaha
@dbnfkzful
6 ай бұрын
Сожгли бы как ведьму за штаны
@CloydRoyal
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, she was all giggly and adorable then off comes the flannel and she's all "By the Power of Grayskull!!*"
@extralongbaguette8880
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Biggfred
Жыл бұрын
💀
@humanpixel.official
Жыл бұрын
*Grayskull
@marygriffith772
Жыл бұрын
Do you mean for the honor of Grayskull
@edwardsummey8843
Жыл бұрын
She can do both.
@RedHorseman66
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who can handle a sword like that earned my respect.
@jurajjakubik6795
Жыл бұрын
Using the sword as an ax to chop wood can 10 year's old child.
@Brynden-Rivers
Жыл бұрын
Only someone who cant handle a gun would say that🤣🤣🤣🤣
@voornaam3191
Жыл бұрын
When somebody says YOU must show respect, somehow YOUR freedom just got a kick in the groin. Repect has a dark side.
@robertfarnsworth3200
Жыл бұрын
Literally all she did was lift and slam, a child can do that
@jesterokjones4954
Жыл бұрын
look at her arms.
@TheWinterscoming
Жыл бұрын
... and there goes my wife's ability to claim she is heterosexual...
@akiyas464
Жыл бұрын
What's a heterosexual?
@PEZZYYYY
Жыл бұрын
@@akiyas464a person who likes opposite gender he's saying she became a lesbian
@akiyas464
Жыл бұрын
@@PEZZYYYY ph I'm sorry for bothering the LGBTQ hasn't really even grazed my country and religion
@PEZZYYYY
Жыл бұрын
@@akiyas464ya alot of country's do be like thet dw you just wanted an answer about something your confused about ita k
@heathercook2915
Жыл бұрын
This was such a wholesome interaction
@paktype
7 ай бұрын
This young lady has it all - she’s pretty, charming, funny and swings a mean sword.
@FilthyPagan-g3r
9 ай бұрын
"Oh golly, I have a sword" needs to be put on a t-shirt
@callmev3531
9 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@jmmartin7766
9 ай бұрын
I prefer, "Ho, Ho, Ho! Now I have a machine gun..." But, "Oh, golly. I have a sword" works, too 😏
@tylerboyce4081
8 ай бұрын
Seconded. I need to pre-order it.
@sebastiandumars3005
7 ай бұрын
followed by "okie dokie"
@ДмитрийГлазатов-т6ц
7 ай бұрын
Good joke! 😂
@luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407
11 ай бұрын
My initial thought was "why the fuck?" but seeing how happy you were with it I moved on to "why the fuck not?"
@gus7850
10 ай бұрын
sometimes that's the only functionality that is needed
@luciezabelka698
10 ай бұрын
My mental process was the same: Why? Sword?......Why not!
@matthewpopow6647
11 ай бұрын
Its funny how quickly she shifts from 'flannel dork' to 'outdoor badass'
@BombasticsideeyeCriminal-ej6iw
10 ай бұрын
It never shifted
@samhebrank1903
10 ай бұрын
@@BombasticsideeyeCriminal-ej6iwalways both
@Pndrastruthseeker1087
10 ай бұрын
You gay boys
@sylvainjouve3249
10 ай бұрын
Still dork
@baricocilulionescu561
10 ай бұрын
Is noone gona talk about the fact that she was dressed whit only like a thin piece of clothing while there is snow outside....
@colinbrannon2051
7 ай бұрын
Y’all focused on the sword. I’m pretty sure I’m in love 😂
@RobertHouston-i8d
6 ай бұрын
Wait, there was a sword? I'll have to go back and rewatch it again and again.
@SingingDragons11
Жыл бұрын
That’s the appropriate reaction for one’s first sword.
@Survival.Intuition
Жыл бұрын
trust me when I say, one's first sword is almost never something of that magnitude.
@Someguythatlikespizza
Жыл бұрын
@@Survival.Intuitionmy sword is of that magnitude 😏 In my dreams...
@yourdinnersready2422
Жыл бұрын
“oh golly, i have a sword” is literally me everytime i play dark souls
@DironMc
11 ай бұрын
CoooooooooLll
@balsamon69
11 ай бұрын
Ah, a fellow Dark Souls nut. In that case... Stay safe, friend. Don't you dare go hollow
@Thebeastb115
11 ай бұрын
@@balsamon69be wary but hole
@s7udmuphin
11 ай бұрын
Don't give up, Skeleton
@Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD
10 ай бұрын
She's the one who goes to check on the sound in the middle of the night
@mzindelo
8 ай бұрын
Awesome lol
@WoodLife2
5 ай бұрын
"Making a new dish, better carve my utensils real quick"
@jayzenstyle
Жыл бұрын
She even has the proper woodspeople attire. You have my respect, maam.
@PokemonMaster-yb5nr
Жыл бұрын
She needs a super strong man hahahah
@badassgamer7843
Жыл бұрын
@@PokemonMaster-yb5nr she is lesbian 😔
@PokemonMaster-yb5nr
Жыл бұрын
@@badassgamer7843 oh sorry are you gay ar straight
@Schlaggot
Жыл бұрын
You can just say woodsman because in that context it isn’t referring to a gender
@PokemonMaster-yb5nr
Жыл бұрын
@@Schlaggot i already know so shut up
@dawood121derful
Жыл бұрын
I need a woman like that to defend my honor.
@bilobaha
Жыл бұрын
defend your honor yourself
@bilobaha
Жыл бұрын
@@cybercop3108 are you weak man or too lazy to defend yourself
@bilobaha
Жыл бұрын
@@cybercop3108 so go to army
@BrianLTU
Жыл бұрын
@@bilobaha bruh
@bilobaha
Жыл бұрын
@@cybercop3108 man ı dont say join the usa,french,english,russian,ukrainan,chienesse army
@kas1836
10 ай бұрын
Seeing this woman wielding a sword is strangely comforting
@Laneganswake
9 ай бұрын
It's probably engrained. You've been out collecting wood, hunting, making traps all day and You're starving & freezing. You get back to the igloo what have you and you see the wood split and fire already burning.. nice...
@kas1836
9 ай бұрын
@@Laneganswake No I just think it's hot
@artanxhelili2976
9 ай бұрын
@@kas1836😂😂I love how the first's person reply was an explanation of why you feel that way and you go:"I don't know she's just hot man!"
@luxuryvagrant6496
8 ай бұрын
@@artanxhelili2976 I found his explanation to be ... giving off weird vibes. It's hot. Less of that caveman evolutionary hunter getherer palelithic rubbish, pleeeease.
@artanxhelili2976
8 ай бұрын
@@luxuryvagrant6496 I just found their interaction funny that's all and i get that lusting over someone can be taken too far but in this case the first one was trying to dig deep and explain why they might feel that way and the second just gave the most simple explanation ever
@frankvalice6180
6 ай бұрын
Showed this to my brother I’m more into Guns and he is into swords. He was saying how he will never find any woman that would be interested in his hobby without making fun of him. I showed him this clip the look on his face was a mix of a deer in headlights and being flustered
@peachesbunny
Жыл бұрын
Man, woman, clown or alien; We all need a woman like her in our lives
@AJ.o
Жыл бұрын
I love how clowns get mentioned in your world 🤣😂
@chrislupusrex9610
Жыл бұрын
Are u sure she's an Amazon warrior
@hasiWills1021
Жыл бұрын
as a housekeeper
@xardnaslp3171
Жыл бұрын
As a clown, thanks for including us
@bayusoeryocahyono6533
Жыл бұрын
Well.. that's what i think🤭😊🙏🏻👍🏻❤
@RUConfuzzled21
Жыл бұрын
"are you hearing gunshots?" "oh, that's just nicole using her wood splitting sword again"
@LJG_582
Жыл бұрын
Uhh you mean axe right? Right? Nope
@aarons9961
Жыл бұрын
...Again? again. -sigh- Alright, I'll tell the boys to head back
@Ilikewater-andice
Жыл бұрын
All my platonic ideals just manifested in one single woman.
@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
Жыл бұрын
🍷🗿
@originalganjaman606
Жыл бұрын
Wym 'platonic'?? More like romantic, now come here and kiss me on my hot mouth
@vishr773
Жыл бұрын
Same
@asellandrofacchio7263
Жыл бұрын
SHE'S A LESBIAN
@brandonbroad8676
6 ай бұрын
Not just her eyes perked up when she said “I have a sword” you can see her entire body perk up all at once in the excitement, that was genuinely one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. I know this is old but it’s gold, so happy for you that you got that beast of a tool😊
@LucasIsHereYT
Жыл бұрын
Jacked Canadian woman with a sword is my new favorite genre of person.
@footloosegremlin4286
Жыл бұрын
Mine too…we friends now!
@56kglifter
Жыл бұрын
Jacked? You mean a strong Canadian woman. Not jacked there's a difference
@totallyradtoad
Жыл бұрын
@@56kglifter you really had to 'um actually' them didn't ya
@56kglifter
Жыл бұрын
@@totallyradtoad I just hope ppl don't think this is jacked.
@wesm3915
Жыл бұрын
Your government is planning to ban that to.
@samblack727
Жыл бұрын
I want a wood-splitting, warrior goddess sword...
@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina
Жыл бұрын
Two hand big Axe give you more power
@jovanleon7
Жыл бұрын
@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina not as cool as the sword
@bramleenen
Жыл бұрын
I want a wood splitting, warrior sword wielding goddess. But hey to each their own 😂🤘
@charlesanderson4979
Жыл бұрын
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@Darklogic112358
Жыл бұрын
I just want the wood-splitting warrior goddess.
@dada191
Жыл бұрын
Stayed for the sword, then got welcomed to the gun show.
@2Much2lose
Жыл бұрын
😂
@chriscain9727
Жыл бұрын
Where did you get the sword?
@2Much2lose
Жыл бұрын
@@chriscain9727 he doesn’t have one. He came to watch it here.
@mmmmmmmmaria
8 ай бұрын
as a lesbian, thank you for your service
@afellowamericanafellowamer5317
5 ай бұрын
Mmmmmm- I'm sure she's a nice person, but she has that creepy Ellen Degeneres leer. Other lesbian women are attracted to her to get validation. The lesbian women seem to a very clear alpha b and sub. If it makes them happy good for them. But that kind of relationship seems to have a short shelf life. Suicide numbers are high. So she has that happy lesbian thing going and nice guns too. But lesbian women do like to break out and ride a real baloney pony from time to time. They have the best of both worlds.
@deltabeta5527
5 ай бұрын
As a pervert, also thank you for your service.
@alexhale2696
11 ай бұрын
She's adorable. Like seeing a kid open up their Christmas presents. 😊
@johnman559
10 ай бұрын
Santa should have given her leg armour😂
@angel794
Жыл бұрын
All women need a woman like that, too.
@sugaryloaf0618
Жыл бұрын
finally, in a sea of men saying that they want a woman like this (a lesbian fellas), i find this comment
@EJ10931
Жыл бұрын
finally someone who acknowledges that gay women also simp for this woman, and I am one of them
@T13GUY
Жыл бұрын
@@EJ10931 I literally had one of her shorts replaying for 20 full minutes on loop and my jaw was on the ground the entire time I cannot express how perfect this being is.
@solo_leo4454
Жыл бұрын
@@sugaryloaf0618 what we can’t want a lesbian??
@sugaryloaf0618
Жыл бұрын
@@solo_leo4454 you can want her all you want but you ain’t gonna get her i’ll tell you that, plenty of masculine straight women out there. it’s kinda the whole point,,
@GrizzG13
Жыл бұрын
Never was there a more fierce Canadian battle cry uttered. I'm sure her enemies wet themselves and fled the battlefield when she proclaimed "Oh Golly, I have a sword." There wasn't a single challenger left to hear the follow up "would you like to come in to warm up and have some tea?"
@johnlarro6872
Жыл бұрын
Oh, they got wet...
@moriswong4682
Жыл бұрын
Daamm that is cool
@surferdude6258
7 ай бұрын
i just recently found your channel and have been pitching a trail sword to my conservation corps for months at this point. i'm totally going to show my program manager this video! if she says no, i'm just going to go to finance and see if i can write it off as a business expense. thank you for the inspo i needed!
@gamenut112
Жыл бұрын
Wearing a tanktop in the dead of winter? Yup, she’s canadian. Edit: God Damn. I'm still getting comments from this.
@greywoode5172
Жыл бұрын
Yep -20 Fahrenheit just another average day for us
@LeftyRedd
Жыл бұрын
Not Canadian, but I'm from Michigan. We're Canadian light. 😆 Anywho, moving aboot will keep you warm. :)
@theitguy7484
Жыл бұрын
What gave it away? The flannel or the "oh golly"?
@MrFordtough1981
Жыл бұрын
She is baiting for likes.
@slimetank394
Жыл бұрын
@@MrFordtough1981 and she's goddamn good at it. Those guns deserve all the likes
@TheSpoovy
Жыл бұрын
I googled "marriage material" and this video came up
@ticotube2501
Жыл бұрын
Other women may split up with you, but she might just split up you. 🪓
@narcoticman7310
Жыл бұрын
I mean... KZitem is not wrong about this one (Shame there's no chance this woman doesn't have a partner yet).
@EastFame
Жыл бұрын
she has (3rd wave feminism) pink hair, it should be a red flag
@gsxkid9776
Жыл бұрын
Minus the hair color
@77thTrombone
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's all fun 'n' games until the honeymoon is over and it's out to the woodpile with you!
@medic5150
Жыл бұрын
When you find the barbarian your quest needed.
@404T2K
Жыл бұрын
The most barbarian looking barbarian to ever barbarian I reckon
@neetuverma1726
Ай бұрын
One of the G.O.A.T and the best LumberJill I've ever seen no 🧢
@SomeToxicity
Жыл бұрын
handled that sword like a maxed out warrior. In Mittens.
@Adistar-gtm
Жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@yourbutler9988
Жыл бұрын
same thought 😭
@adamh1991
Жыл бұрын
I have never wanted to be a damsel in distress more than this moment.
@vhsquality
Жыл бұрын
Fg
@damollieobdormisco
Жыл бұрын
Same-
@masterobamium7262
Жыл бұрын
On soul 😫
@viveillyvi
Жыл бұрын
I smith swords myself and decided to test woodchopping two weeks ago. It works suprisingly well, even with a regular Longsword.
@thunderingfactssam2486
Жыл бұрын
Idk anything about forging can you give me pointers senior Because I also want to start forging as a lifetime hobby
@makavelitrained5250
Жыл бұрын
@@thunderingfactssam2486make sure the fire is hot
@Fresch-px4dy
Жыл бұрын
how much for a longsword? details?
@viveillyvi
Жыл бұрын
@@thunderingfactssam2486 Sorry for the late answer, youtube moment. Unfortunately, I can't give much insight. I'd recommend you taking a swordsmithing course first. If you sitll like it, browse for the basic stuff you need for your own smithy. you can get the must-haves for cheap.
@viveillyvi
Жыл бұрын
@@Fresch-px4dy what do you mean? you can get a relatively good longsword for 200euro, depends on what exactly you want
@Asphalt_Annihilator
7 ай бұрын
Yes, "wood" splitting sword. More like skull splitting sword.
@randompoop9218
9 ай бұрын
When a grown-ass adult says "oh golly!" You know that it's awesome
@teddywilliamson3547
Жыл бұрын
If there's an equivalent to a woman saying there's something about a man with his shirt off splitting wood..... Then this is it, respectfully.
@unknownvariable2456
Жыл бұрын
I'm a fan of in shape women with some muscles and a six pack, but this chick kinda has a boyish face and a slightly more manly body type with the shoulders, so maybe you should genuinely ask yourself if you're just gay. Though it's possible that you're just a fan of the tomboy type.
@siriussage7117
11 ай бұрын
It's like a Disney princess directed by Christopher Nolan 😂
@sgtbrown4273
11 ай бұрын
lol
@iddomargalit-friedman3897
11 ай бұрын
Damn
@HaydrogenBomb
11 ай бұрын
Nah, no one in Nolan's films are this cheery and emotive.
@sandorraduly5730
10 ай бұрын
more like Quentin Tarantino
@ghr8184
10 ай бұрын
@@sandorraduly5730 Came here to say this. You're dead-on.
@_Myfriend012
6 ай бұрын
As expected! Awesome and wonderful Earthling!👍👏
@cholincharles8038
Жыл бұрын
Now I declare you as a *VALKYRIE*
@Arch_Twisted
Жыл бұрын
Agree.
@mr.sherrill9137
Жыл бұрын
She's a lesbian, so she's a disgrace to her people and not fit for Valhalla or Heaven for that matter.
@mridul7140
Жыл бұрын
She is someone you would want to be by your side in a zombie apocalypse.
@данилДавыдов-к5ж
Жыл бұрын
Лучше видеть ее в постели
@СпасНиколов-ф9р
Жыл бұрын
@@данилДавыдов-к5ж 😊😅😅
@RSauce24
Жыл бұрын
I think I fell in love at "oh golly I have a sword" with that genuine excitement
@franciscoguajardo4460
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@niniv2706
Жыл бұрын
Look again ... pink hair = Pro transgender/queer ... Nicole Coenen is not for men .
@austinwthompson45
4 ай бұрын
"Fetch the treasury; I must have it!" "Send them an invitation!"
@vanadar00
Ай бұрын
Treasury is empty... go on a viking and nab ye lumber wench as plunder. 😂
@kdub2538
Жыл бұрын
Straight up morphed into a final fantasy character and I loved it
@n0username0n
Жыл бұрын
Cloud's sister Cloudier
@angelo08280
Жыл бұрын
Morbed
@SOLIDDave001
Жыл бұрын
Madam. You have officially won the internet. Long may you reign.
@kangarookangaroo702
Жыл бұрын
Wtf?
@xTRMNALxBTx
Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@throcmortonful
Жыл бұрын
touch grass
@deeeee17
Жыл бұрын
🤓🤓
@Marizyth
Жыл бұрын
holy shit lmfao
@po-tater0076
Жыл бұрын
Smiles really are contagious.
@THAT_YEEYEE_MANN
Жыл бұрын
Says the potato
@phoenixilr
7 ай бұрын
Her: **splits wood with sword** Me: **bows** yes mommy
@davidkirkland2271
Жыл бұрын
Now that she has her sword. Her battle cry will be "golly"
@williamwright9344
Жыл бұрын
golly gosh darn fuckin shit.
@vin-cc9nk
Жыл бұрын
wholesome lumberjack lady with huge sword... the world is a truly wonderful place
@mattw7949
Жыл бұрын
"...and I say to myself, what a wonderful world."
@darrelld.paveyjr.1477
Жыл бұрын
Yes in deed, our world is truly remarkable....if only in the Great Cold Northlands.
@sagagaboo
Жыл бұрын
Lumberjill?
@DeFiSiYT
Жыл бұрын
I love the casual knife flip too. This girl lumberjacks! ❤❤❤
@DeFiSiYT
Жыл бұрын
Or should that be ‘this girl is lumber-JACKED!’ Either way I think I’m getting a divorce and a one way ticket to Canada!
@luisg6404
10 ай бұрын
this is one of my favorite gun shows on the internet
@Northanteus
8 ай бұрын
Make sure your dogs are somewhere else when swinging that thing. Never know if they'll run up behind you and to the side near the log as your axe or sword is coming down. 😬
@erichiginbotham3144
5 ай бұрын
Right she might lumberjack their head off. What does big ass things she got to do just to get the wood to split.😂😂😂😂😂
@luckydust4375
5 ай бұрын
Not the case everytime, but a lot of pets are smart enough to stay away from you when they see this long brighty sharpy pointy thing moving around, not that they don't trust you but they have some kind of instinct that this is probably meant to be dangerous
@masatotai
Жыл бұрын
As Dean Pelton once said " This better not awaken something in me."
@onecrispyfrie1932
Жыл бұрын
Read my mind dude
@bjb7587
Жыл бұрын
Too late.
@rupayandebbarma1308
Жыл бұрын
**followed by a bgm dean...Dean...DEan**
@cowsagainstcapitalism347
Жыл бұрын
Followed by the narrator from Arrested Development saying "It did."
@kgutierrez910
Жыл бұрын
it just did...
@carmillachoate
Жыл бұрын
"All of my childhood dreams have just come true" Strangely, mine too...
@martycontestabile9607
Жыл бұрын
A few of my childhood dreams but A LOT more people would have died if all of mine came true.
@your_average_z00mer15
Жыл бұрын
@@martycontestabile9607 a lot *more* 😭
@philipmendorensis8687
Жыл бұрын
@@martycontestabile9607 perhaps you can share this said dream of yours?
@martycontestabile9607
Жыл бұрын
@Philip Mendorensis Many day dreams of mayhem against the bullies I had to deal with all through schooling. Moved lots of times so new places that I did not grow up in.
@ripF5C
Жыл бұрын
Your childhood dreams were obtaining a mangirl with trashy pink hair? Odd
@Kavic1989
Жыл бұрын
She's just a modern day Valkyrie and the the energy and personality are perfect keep up the good work young lady
@tbraz56
Жыл бұрын
And now she’s an actual Canadian valkyrie
@danielstarnes7402
Жыл бұрын
Goddammit I need a Canadian wife who says golly while chopping wood with a giant sword now
@velastros
Жыл бұрын
Got one, minus the sword, she prefers a big ol axe. Gave me four daughters, my beard grows 3 inches every time and i get an extra level of “scary dad look”. Love every minute of it.
@danielstarnes7402
Жыл бұрын
@@velastros you are living the fucking dream man
@druidic4353
Жыл бұрын
She's lesbian no thanks
@Imbrium.
Жыл бұрын
Incel
@danielstarnes7402
Жыл бұрын
@@Imbrium. buddy stop self projecting and get off the internet for a bit 🤣🤣🤣
@sarahelko
Жыл бұрын
I just love her look of pure joy.
@tarrker
2 ай бұрын
That's what you call a tool sword. Usually tool swords are on the short end. Like, machetes and such. I knew that they existed but, that is the first time I've ever seen a long tool sword. It 100% looks like something from a Final Fantasy game and, I love it. ^_^
@garyv2498
Жыл бұрын
*adds wood splitting sword to Amazon Wishlist*
@Nerobyrne
Жыл бұрын
Adds this Amazon to my wishlist ^.^
@NorvilleRising
Жыл бұрын
I cannot express how much you look like a Disney character in real life.
@larryb7559
Жыл бұрын
For sure she does look like a Disney character I’ve got a nephew that is a graphic animator for Disney
@angellopez5315
Жыл бұрын
@@larryb7559what does that have to do with this? You don’t have to have a relative in the industry to know that she looks like one lol
@KeithOlson
Жыл бұрын
I, for one, can't wait until they make a movie about a Canadian lumberjack princess. She could be Paul Bunyon's grand-daughter.
@sandrokartvelishvili4906
Жыл бұрын
pinocchio
@thesleeplesselite7571
Жыл бұрын
Gets a sword then giggles and I’m still scared.
@tlee9484
Жыл бұрын
She's a KEEPER . Her husband is a very fortunate Canadian. 😎
@JoHn-if6wy
Жыл бұрын
Shes a keeper because she cuts wood? Lol
@thesleeplesselite7571
Жыл бұрын
@@JoHn-if6wy the heart wants what the heart wants I guess lol
@Scrambled_egggys888
Жыл бұрын
@@tlee9484 from what I’ve heard she’s a lesbian? Idk.
@DanielWright-np3fq
7 ай бұрын
And thus began her journey, riding throughout the Canadian Frontier, righting wrongs and defending justice, while teaching us all gentle lessons of equality and love. Nicole of the North and her mighty sword, Woodsplitter!
@DotaRoxin
Жыл бұрын
QUICK! Someone animate her into a DnD Barbarian! Something about her physique an mannerisms tell me she’ll do good in an animated series.
@devastus477
Жыл бұрын
You got my vote!
@lavanderwilliams111
Жыл бұрын
She's hot 🔥
@NitroMonster7
Жыл бұрын
Vi from league of legends and arcane vibes.
@Platypi007
11 ай бұрын
I did not previously know that one of my childhood dreams was to watch a woman split wood with a sword, but one of my childhood dreams has come true just now.
@barrygeistwhite3474
11 ай бұрын
It's like a hidden achievement!
@mwoolner
11 ай бұрын
A minute ago I didn't know there was such a thing as a wood splitting sword. I haven't really had occasion to split wood, but I feel that's a legit reason for me to obtain a sword regardless.
@eamonia
11 ай бұрын
Shit, any sword is a wood splitting sword if you're built like a brick shit house.
@razorblade6746
Ай бұрын
Wood splitting sword is just a legal loop hole to owning a sword... And I'm ordering one now
@spankymcgee2864
Жыл бұрын
Awesome. ...the swords not bad either
@dutchvanderlinde9400
Жыл бұрын
Don’t be a simp bro.
@justmaemae
Жыл бұрын
@@dutchvanderlinde9400 “don’t be a simp”-🤓💻
@shanetaylor761
Жыл бұрын
@@dutchvanderlinde9400 get off his nuts.
@dutchvanderlinde9400
Жыл бұрын
@@justmaemae what were you trying to accomplish by commenting something so… mediocre?
@entity1.08
Жыл бұрын
@@dutchvanderlinde9400 “ what we’re you trying to accomplish by commenting so… mediocre?” -🤓💻
@stevencordon1365
Жыл бұрын
Never knew that I needed a wood splitting sword until now
@enrique88005
Жыл бұрын
Right.. I dont even need to chop wood
@spaceman9599
Жыл бұрын
For some reason I winced when you said that.
@WtfYouMeanDude
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what im thinking rn..
@mere_object
Жыл бұрын
Never knew that i needed wife with a wood splitting sword until now
@sophiepedigree7139
Жыл бұрын
Why have we been using axes up til now, if sword was an option? 😆
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