Hahahaaha. Yeah, I saw his interview also. But I had already seen this routine, I just came back for a second look. :-)
@TheSuave101
4 жыл бұрын
Yep late to the party 2020
@justinpowers9766
4 жыл бұрын
big same
@davidlabarca4268
3 жыл бұрын
The brilliance of Woody is that he kept rewriting the story and kept making it greater and greater.
@grepthis2000
5 жыл бұрын
It's a perfect bit. He builds one laugh on top of another. His timing and delivery is exemplary.
@whitb6111
2 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@DEZ0291
Жыл бұрын
It’s a trash bit wtf
@hankhill3417
Жыл бұрын
@@DEZ0291 it’s terrible
@19kitkatkate
8 ай бұрын
I have seen this several times and it never fails to make me laugh. Woody Allen’s facial expressions and body language are great and so amusing; his pace is also on point!
@elduuude
2 жыл бұрын
Genius. The bit itself is brilliant. And the timing and delivery is as well. From time to time I have to listen to this. And even though I know it well, it still makes me laugh every time :-)
@amore4pace
15 жыл бұрын
this man is one of the world's few great geniuses. His movies are both the funniest and saddest I've ever seen, and that's a rare quality in a filmmaker. ARTIST!
@z17seattle
3 жыл бұрын
His movies are boring and he isn't very good at raw human emotions.
@Rob_Kates
2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing since he has put out a film per year for 50+ Years. Who else has done that?
@michaellunburg8567
10 жыл бұрын
40 years later, this is still funny and brilliant.
@z17seattle
3 жыл бұрын
Meh...
@KC-fb8ql
Жыл бұрын
“Brilliant”? Ok.
@madgepins1967
8 ай бұрын
Pearls before swine
@cut--
3 жыл бұрын
ONE of the BEST stand UPs ever. been watching this on and off you 40 YEARS ! and still belly laughing!
@zibnog
13 жыл бұрын
He is one of the all time giants of comedy. I would compare him to Jack Benny or Groucho Marx. Thank God that recordings of these guys exist today!
@dhenderson116
13 жыл бұрын
This is my all-time favorite. He's a comic genius.
@Doodlebugdude
15 жыл бұрын
I remember listening to this on a tape on my walkman on the way to work. I cried with laughter as the other passengers on the tube moved away from me.
@davidlabarca4268
3 жыл бұрын
I used to read Woody's stories on the subway and stopped because of a similar reason.
@berenicem8750
2 жыл бұрын
I used to have this on tape, too... crying laughing 😉
@Doodlebugdude
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidlabarca4268 reading Viz in public was also not a good idea.
@DEZ0291
Жыл бұрын
You cried with laughter? Holy shit
@KC-fb8ql
Жыл бұрын
@eduardo. wth is wrong with them?
@SteauaBucuresti
12 жыл бұрын
Pure pure pure comedy. True masterpiece in is essence of form.
@siltysand
5 жыл бұрын
His standup was brilliant
@Cheeseaddicteddaleks
15 жыл бұрын
Ah, the iconic Moose sketch. Everytime I perform this to my friends, they burst out laughing!
@62791000
5 жыл бұрын
This is perhaps the best crafted joke ever
@pedrolako9
2 ай бұрын
Definitely
@Dracopol
6 жыл бұрын
He embellished it later: "There's a law in New York State against tying Jewish people to your fender, Tuesdays, Thursdays and ESPECIALLY Saturdays!"
@betacall9634
6 жыл бұрын
Dracopol lol you got the punchline completely wrong. It’s “there’s a law in New York State against driving with two Jewish people on your fender, Tuesday’s, Thursday’s and ESPECIALLY Saturday.” It’s genius because Religious Jews are not allowed to drive on Saturday. That’s why you see the Orthodox walking on Saturday. You’re probably gentile (not Jewish) so no worries for not truly getting the genius behind the punchline. But there would be no law (Jewish Law or other against tying someone to a fender. But it would be morally wrong lol:)))
@garydryfoos7275
6 жыл бұрын
That's really the high point of the story. Was he afraid that the English wouldn't know enough Jews to get the "Saturday"?
@betacall9634
6 жыл бұрын
Exactly Gary. I’m too tired to watch this video now but if my memory is correct at the end of the bit he changes it from the original “and the joke is on them, cuz it’s restricted” to “and the joke is on them, cuz they don’t allow Jews”. Because this was England, Woody was afraid they wouldn’t get what “restricted” meant in reference to being a member of the NY Athletic Club. So he literally had to spell it out to the audience that they don’t allow Jews, and not just say it was “restricted”. But most everyone in the 1960’s in America knew what restricted meant as it related to Jews not being allowed to join certain country clubs. That’s why the Catskills was created. A place for Jews to play golf, dine, and use the country club pool like the rich Wasps of that era. Update: just watched video. He even changed that line from NY Athletic Club to NY Golf Course since he didn’t need to reference it as a private club anymore since he didn’t use the word restricted and simply said they don’t allow Jews. p.s. if you just KZitem the moose woody Allen and listen to the original (audio only) version of this bit it’s so much funnier. He even says the moose mingled (at the party). Did very well. Scored. He says it differently here after going to the buffet table. It’s way scaled down to make sure they got his style of humor.
@archibaldweatherby9723
11 жыл бұрын
Who are these idiot trolls on here talking like this isn't good? This is brilliant! God forbid a comedian tell a joke that isn't a one-liner or full of cussing (don't get me wrong, I love George Carlin and Kat Williams, too), this is sophisticated comedy. I guess the short-attention span that's developed over the decades in our nation misses the comedic irony of the tale. Woody Allen always has been a genious. And he is one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, even if the fools don't see it.
@abstractnonsense3253
4 жыл бұрын
This bit is funny and brilliant. So many angles in a single story.
@dengueberries
8 ай бұрын
This is phenomenal.
@4minutewarning
14 жыл бұрын
some people have commented on woody's movements being strange or wishing he'd be still. woody is massively influenced by groucho marx. his movement shows this and is all part of the act. he's a genius with superb comic timing.
@jenamirghol3397
7 жыл бұрын
this is probably one of the hardest things anyone could ever possibly do to make a living.
@bouyaharumuchi
3 жыл бұрын
Humor has changed radically over the years. Just imagine how this standup would be received if a young Woody Allen appeared on stage today...
@insight827
2 жыл бұрын
probably still would be well recieved
@TomDaly943
2 жыл бұрын
@@insight827 No-the Moose community would be highly offended.
@stevenyourke7901
2 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen was a stand up comic of genius. And he never ever resorted to profanity. Not once. Unlike today when every other word a comic utters is profane.
@KillerWhale806
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, shit's crazy now a days.
@molewizard
13 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen is, honestly, the greatest comedy writer I've ever seen. The guy was writing material in the 1960s that is still, frankly, the funniest shit I have ever read. I don't think I find any other comedy that old funny, and in my opinion, THAT is genius.
@Tasgal
16 жыл бұрын
This is simply the best comedy sketch. Ever.
@armadillo1231
Жыл бұрын
Absolute comedic perfection
@Actors317
12 жыл бұрын
The greatest and most intelligent actors/director in the history of cinema. This IS HILARIOUS.
@z17seattle
3 жыл бұрын
Hmm. Not even top 50. His shy insecure 18 year old routine gets old fast.
@jrbcd
14 жыл бұрын
This is simply funny. I love it. I have shown it to 100s of friends. They love it too. We're Americans. Get with the program. We love the Berkowitz's.
@logisticsclub9145
6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else tell this story, and it would be corny, at best. The Wood Man tells it, and it's hilarious. That's what makes Woody so great.
@clairebrannon8130
11 жыл бұрын
This makes me lmfao every single time. Classic.
@anastassiosperakis2869
8 ай бұрын
Before this one, I watched Woody's 6 minute routine back in 1963 (Steve Allen show), 60 years later, most of it was still very relevant and even more funny. Thank God for Woody and his movies and his humor.
@kennethbrady
6 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest bits ever. Thnx for posting:)
@BazzerObama
15 жыл бұрын
Comic genius, love his stand up years, my favourite movie is "Broadway Danny Rose". I first watched it one evening on my own, fell off the sofa laughing. Almost as embarrassing as laughing aloud whilst reading a book on the underground !!
@bucketofwater
16 жыл бұрын
My favourite Woody sketch. I'd never seen footage of this. Thanks!
@handyrus
6 ай бұрын
Classic skit. Will never get old just like ‘who’s on first’
@scottburton9701
7 ай бұрын
One of Woody's best comedic monologues.
@fireflynebula
13 жыл бұрын
Oh, excellent! I've never seen much of Woody Allen, but I think I'm gonna find some more from now on.
@MXCRT5
13 жыл бұрын
The bit that cracks me up the most is when he normally says: The moose starts to mingle... Goes to the buffet table, some guy tries to sell him insurance... Cracks me up !
@dlp2006
16 жыл бұрын
the delivery and timing is brilliant
@anastassiosperakis2869
8 ай бұрын
This one was even more hilarious and still 100% relevant
@Mandi7882
12 жыл бұрын
My brother had the two album set of Woody Allen's stand up and when I was a baby, he used to play this. I thought it was hilarious. Woody Allen was a funny stand up back in the beginning of his career...
@Guedingen
16 жыл бұрын
Wonderful many thanks. He tells this better though on a CD collection of his stand-up days.
@RayCathode100
13 жыл бұрын
Timeless Brilliance. Long Live Woody Allen!
@mcdavey105
12 жыл бұрын
Love the video! Thanks for posting!
@subterranean47
14 жыл бұрын
I do agree that the BBC is one of the best sources for world news and has very little bias
@MXCRT5
13 жыл бұрын
Oh god, this is amazing.
@RandyKaplanfan
12 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest bits of all time.
@alZiiHardstylez
13 жыл бұрын
He has some amazing material. Awesome delivery. :3
@turockandar
12 жыл бұрын
No smut...incredibly original.....great delivery....bréf: a case book study of the best of standup!
@seandussley9149
11 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen is by far the best stand-up comic. Rodney Dangerfield too, even similar to David Heti.
@GunslingerXYZ
16 жыл бұрын
Love him. Great stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director. Everyone should see "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." It's one of his best films.
@xasthurtheunholy
16 жыл бұрын
Man, I never knew Woody did stand up! This was really funny!
@SuperJimmySanchez
11 жыл бұрын
That's the best I've ever see
@GrahamS67
15 жыл бұрын
I have this entire show on video, it is possibly my favourite stand-up routine of all time. It was a one-off impromptu show he recorded while in England filming "What's new pussycat". The only thing that spoiled it was the truly awful lounge singer "Danny Meehan" who apperared in the interlude. I wish I had the facility to upload it.
@calixa
12 жыл бұрын
wow, that was epic. very engaging. pure comedy gold, jerry.
@tmm4461
10 ай бұрын
One of my favorites.
@r0bert11
Жыл бұрын
Never stops being funny.
@clutchmc22
9 жыл бұрын
Little Jimmy Norton brought me here
@jeremiahmirkovitz2834
9 жыл бұрын
clutchmc22 aye aye sir !
@abdulahbesirevic2506
8 жыл бұрын
+clutchmc22 'I shoot a moose once...and then I fucked my daughter'
@OurBlackFriend
7 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Louis lol
@CURTISMACIV35
6 жыл бұрын
Yaaayyy the o&a crew is here lol
@jasoneaton4520
5 жыл бұрын
Same haha
@andrewwhite8762
7 ай бұрын
This is alpha level storytelling
@TheFutbol22
12 жыл бұрын
Classic funny! I had a blast...
@cut--
3 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY COMEDY GOLD ! can't do that anymore because someone might get triggered..
@LilNYMama
13 жыл бұрын
Hehehehehe. God I love this bit. I have the cd, but looked this up for a friend.
@efabrigmail
12 жыл бұрын
Timelessly brilliant. This will be funny in 100 years!
@Mr.Monta77
2 жыл бұрын
How do you come to that conclusion?
@navajomudtoy
13 жыл бұрын
my favorite hypochondriac yankee. ~& we have the same birthday. i 've had lp's of his stand-up material since the mid 60's, & remember making everybody go with me to see "what's up tiger lily?"! what a maniac!!!i love this guy.
@mojavegreen1804
4 жыл бұрын
What's up tiger Lilly is a masterpiece!!
@Andyilmatto
15 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen's pure genius in this one!
@alteregoash
13 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ that had so many fucking levels. Brilliant.
@GeorgeSmiley77
Жыл бұрын
"You know the Solomons." 🤣🤣🤣
@acarouselofantics
13 жыл бұрын
I just wish that I could write half as good as he has! Woody Allen is a true genius!!!!
@Mr.Monta77
2 жыл бұрын
No he is not.
@pappy374
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Monta77 He's one of the most influential joke writers in history. Then he became one of the greatest stand-up comedians in the world, and then he because one of the greatest film writers and directors in the world. How many people have been one the all time greats in four different fields?
@Mr.Monta77
2 жыл бұрын
@@pappy374 It depends om your definition. Your description of Allen as the ‘greatest’ is purely subjective and unimaginative. Undoubtfully Allem was and is a very talented comic writer and performer. But your use of ‘genius’ in this context shows a very cavalier attitude. If Allen is a genius, what are Bergmann, Tarkovsky, Chaplin, and all the other remarkably talented performers in the history of stage and screen? And what about Mozart, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Sophocles, Moliere and all the other incredibly gifted men from history? What about Margot Fonteyn, Maria Callas, Mitsuko Uchida? These are all artist overflowing with profound depth and range. Do you really understand what these artist represent? I would personally not use the term so casually, and convinced that Allen himself would revolt against the label ‘genius’. He is a great comedian and a very productive writer, actor and director. Isn’t that enough?
@pappy374
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Monta77 I neither described him as "the greatest" nor as a "genius". As for the people that you listed, have any of them been considered amongst the very best in four distinct fields of work, as Allen has? A genius is simply someone who displays exceptional skill in a given field, which wholly applies to Allen, and in fact applies in four distinct fields. You are aware that genius is not a finite resource, correct? That is to say that because the people you listed are geniuses that another person cannot be one also. There are many, many geniuses out there and I do not use the term flippantly.
@Mr.Monta77
2 жыл бұрын
@@pappy374 My 96-year old aunt says Woody Allen is a genius jazz musician, and a genius VW Beetle driver and a genius whatever, and therefore he is Universal Genius! That people make such claims flippantly (as you indeed do), is not a verification. It simply means that the term genius has lost much of it’s traditional strength due to inflation, just like your argument demonstrates. I have always enjoyed Woody Allen’s performances over the years, and clearly the man is an excellent generalist, and indeed a very hard worker. He deserves the praise as a great artist. Is he a genius? If you think so, please do. I suspect Allen would think you are rather ignorant but that’s another story. I will not reply to further comments.
@PatrickIngham21
13 жыл бұрын
first time ive heard his stand up, this is hilarious!
@BenLandersMedia
8 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining Seth Godin telling this joke, soaking wet in a suit... : )
+BenLandersMedia and it seems we're 4 watching this for Seth Godin
@TheHelloWizard
16 жыл бұрын
i heard this on the train radio comedy station. This is hilarious!
@HIBERNIAN04
17 жыл бұрын
Woody is the best stand up comedian of all time
@ccccnash
13 жыл бұрын
My step-dad used to regale me by repeating this bit . . .
@anotherciaranmcgarry
11 жыл бұрын
this is insanely good. never watched woody allen before, will have to start now. nods a lot but compared to michael mc intyre he's paraplegic. stuff like this doesnt die.
@JimmyDCareface
14 жыл бұрын
that guy has a wonderful sense of humor!
@jimbojambo76
11 жыл бұрын
I can never get bored of this, no matter how many time I see it lol. Would anyone know were I could download or buy full show's from Woody Allan? Only clops on KZitem? Thanks
@viktorbublic
14 жыл бұрын
Plain brilliant....
@jimbojambo76
11 жыл бұрын
Never noticed that before but so true haha
@pauljwilliamsofficial
10 жыл бұрын
One of the best jokes ever.
@RasMajnouni
15 жыл бұрын
The man is and was a bent genius.IF it was only 1 Little Lolitta, but 45 years in a row.Can't wait until 2013, my wife can get a driver's lisence in Texas.
@nurzumspass
14 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what the hell this was all about, but it turned out to be really funny :)
@RonAlmeida
15 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen makes a better stand up comedian than a film actor, though he does quite a good job directing.
@Doodlebugdude
14 жыл бұрын
The best punchline ever is at the end of Some Like It Hot... "Nobody's Perfect..."
@SirFrankoman
15 жыл бұрын
Wow lmao that was pretty good
@samuraiyao
15 жыл бұрын
This is funny stuff, if any of you fine folks love stand up comedy, then Woody Allen is a golden cherry desert...
@motaherify
7 жыл бұрын
i brought my self here
@exatrax
16 жыл бұрын
That "video response" is mine. I've translated it into spanish. In Spain at least, Woody Allen is only known for his movies, not for his comedy routines, which is obvoulsy a shame. Thanks so much for posting this!
@galya
12 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT
@woodyfallon5546
11 жыл бұрын
Oh God... Young Woody...
@whateverum
16 жыл бұрын
Woody is the best!
@erpollock
6 жыл бұрын
Watched this twice recently, and the second time I laughed as much as the first. He was a comic genius before his embitterment crept into his films in later years.
@55chevyguy12
16 жыл бұрын
i have woody allen's "the club years" on 8-track
@jsfabian
15 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen is so unique... simply a genius!
@Mr.Monta77
2 жыл бұрын
You never heard of Leonardo or Mozart or Shakespare? Yeah everyone is a genius on youtube because the term have lost all and every meaning. Genius genius genius but not Woody Allen. He would be the first to protest against such sillyness.
@teletubetodd
8 жыл бұрын
This is classic Woody Allen from his young-and-innocent, good-clean-fun comedy days before his shenanigans with his wives and kids mutilated his middle years. Wonder if he could do this act today. Thanks for posting!
@andyth55
13 жыл бұрын
Pure comedy genius!
@MOTOPAC
11 жыл бұрын
The moose went on to become Governor of New York.
@danielzak1809
8 жыл бұрын
999,474 views. I will check back until it's a million. The official "This video is popular" number.
@ThisKevinButton
8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Zak checked back recently?
@yellowbear1000
15 жыл бұрын
Still one of the funniest things
@garethwilliams3819
6 жыл бұрын
A classic routine
@jfcc9086com
9 жыл бұрын
The joke that started his carreer to a 2016 amazon stream tv series. Those are nice bookends Mr. Allen. 51 years. Can`t wait! As he said. I feel Ill keel over and die of a stroke sometimes thinking of a new one. Well, Im sure he will not keel and invent something new.
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