This is the funniest perfume's reaction I've ever seen loool
@dhernandee
5 жыл бұрын
Zakaria HAMZA I literally can’t stop laughing she’s fucking funnny
@TheJustinGreen
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo yes
@davis7099
8 жыл бұрын
"should be Police tape around me" "smells like a crime scene" excellent.
@MGBlast666
2 жыл бұрын
Too real
@reivu
2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and you have such a wonderfully friendly and funny personality. Pretty bummed out to see your last upload was 8 years ago. I hope you’re doing well these days!
@KatiePuckrikSmells
Ай бұрын
Thank you. Gearing up for a return...
@reivu
Ай бұрын
@@KatiePuckrikSmells This news has made my day!! Can’t wait
@lgsoltek
7 жыл бұрын
As someone who has smelled this, I wanted to shout STOP when you were going to put it on your skin!
@digitallocations1423
3 жыл бұрын
Where did you smell this awful thing? I'm curious but would never blind buy it.
@guccijockstrap
Жыл бұрын
no literally same, she just kept going and going and i was dying inside
@fixationinfatuation
7 жыл бұрын
I miss you Katie. You have a unique voice in the perfume world. More please! X
@PechaDee
10 жыл бұрын
Still my favourite fragrance review of all time
@AbCDef-zs6uj
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know why pee and poo aren't included. I guess they aren't magnificent enough." LOL
@KatiePuckrikSmells
12 жыл бұрын
It sort of imprints itself on your smell memory.
@eargASMR
8 жыл бұрын
Her laugh is adorable.
@karinmyhre
9 жыл бұрын
"Oh no!" Love it. I giggled all the way through this.
@albieomara697
6 жыл бұрын
"it smells like a crime scene" lol.. and cracked up when you smelt it
@TheLizzifer
7 жыл бұрын
I just ordered a sample of this after watching your video and your reaction was way more jolly than mine was. I feel horrified and disturbed and probably won't sleep well at all tonight. What even is this??? I feel like I can taste it and I stopped smelling it about half an hour ago. It's like an old lady's perfumed carcass after a few days of not being found.
@digitallocations1423
3 жыл бұрын
Oh No 😫 It should come with special instructions on how to dispose it.
@hannahyalea
10 ай бұрын
This comment took me out 💀
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@gotterhaus I couldn't be happier that no semen I've ever encountered smelled like that!
@FoxArchipelago
10 жыл бұрын
I wonder what a Porn Stars reaction would be? -- "smells like a JoB site."
@david.hirsch4235
5 жыл бұрын
Nah! The real thang is much better .... day old sheets ....
@norarazaai
5 жыл бұрын
hahahhhaha
@desertfox432
6 жыл бұрын
Save us from Jeremy. The piper is leading the masses to mediocrity. Sounds about right for Halloween.
@leis7454
5 жыл бұрын
oh yes. That guy sucks. Fuck him
@igormyatlyuk503
4 жыл бұрын
He is just a clown and has got a bad taste
@trollking99
4 жыл бұрын
You all should post your comments on Jeremy's channel instead of hiding in a 10 year old video.
@murtazaali5387
4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is a legend! Fuck you for being a hater.
@Cloudburst2000
5 жыл бұрын
I come back and watch this video occasionally as I think your reaction is priceless. When I smelled this, I didn't think it smelled good but it actually isn't the worst I have ever smelled. I didn't get a crime scene. I thought it smelled like my grandmother's metal chair/tables on the deck after it has rained. It smelled like wet metal to me with some florals thrown in so maybe there is a garden down the steps. But the metal note didn't make me think if of blood, it made we think of a wet metal table LOL.
@JWxUK
8 жыл бұрын
Sorry but this is one of my favourite videos of yours!
@mavyreg
7 жыл бұрын
I love when she describes the disgusting contents of the fragrance, she smiles like nothing. She always makes my day!!!!
@KatiePuckrikSmells
7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Ethan!
@AnneMelb2010
Жыл бұрын
YES it smells of sour milk, YES it smells of rusty metal stained with fresh blood, YES it smells of rotting algae, YES it smells like a woman's sweat of excitement, etc etc...
@sybrenzandstra6945
6 жыл бұрын
oh please come back dear...
@greenighs
10 жыл бұрын
The Silkwood shower made me fall apart! Katie, your disgust is just so delightful to watch. You have a way with language!
@7manji
7 жыл бұрын
This Fragrance was meant to be disgusting, it was is meaning and don't sells cheap, but is for that original situation when you have a shitty job and find a better one and tell your boss, or when a seller knock at your door, or when Mormons knock at your door etc.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@35M40 Well, as a reference, I think Putain des Palaces has its charms and have happily worn my sample on occasion. Not so with SM.
@lisasim
14 жыл бұрын
Hey Katie, I've been (partly) anosmic for a while, so I would love to smell anything. Well, maybe not anything, but this perfume is definitely intriguing... Thank you for connecting me to smell through your lovely descriptions! ;)
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@PoshPatootie Hah! I think "dead meth head" was exactly the ingredient I was having trouble articulating.
@AbCDef-zs6uj
4 жыл бұрын
that would actually capture the metallic chemical note relatively well
@ianjoharimonteiro3573
6 жыл бұрын
I have tried this particular perfume. I was given a sample pretty much like what she got. No joke; as a guy, the first whiff of it gave me an instant boner! It was beastial, it was savage, it was LUSTFUL! It. Turned. Me. ON! I came THIS close to purchasing that bottle. But something in me said, "Wait bruh! Just wait it out ..". And because I had it on my skin, needless to say I was getting LOOKS all day as I went about my chores. Looks of surprise, looks of disgust, and dare I say it, looks of fear. And by the end of the day, here's what it smelled like ... Have you ever went into a marketplace where they cut up meats (specifically, pork) and poultry out in the open? Or a butchery that was not a refrigerated cold-room? That smell of flesh and blood and the sweat and breath of the meat-workers? Yeah. That is what it smelled like at the end of the day. I smelled like a walking cadaver. I smelled like a murderer AND his victim. I. Smelled. Like LITERALLY - a piece of meat. PS: I never used that sample again ... but I do carry it with me. Whenever someone pisses me off ... I secretly and discreetly, put a drop on them and watch the mayhem ensue.
@TheNraveles
3 жыл бұрын
@Stella S. sounds weird but some people do say it really smells like “sex” to them
@eastcoastpaper3862
2 жыл бұрын
i am now buying this product for same reason... i, too have to spray people discreetly to watch the madness ensue
@davebee70
Жыл бұрын
My favourite review, just gives me the silly giggles 😁 I met you in Bloom once actually, about a year ago.. was an absolute pleasure :) Thanks, Katie! 😊
@MyMickers
14 жыл бұрын
I just did a review on this. Very fun and entertaining time with this. The ladies at work did not like this one and gave me some excellent comments, lol. It made Amanda's eyes water too, lol. It was very entertaining to watch your reaction to this! The dry down is actually not that bad. It's funny how it changes into something pleasant.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@iamcasihart No bleach smell in SM. The blood dripping down the throat from your bloody nose is a good analogy. And a rank "expired marine life" odor.
@bostaffsarecool
10 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT I DIDNT REALIZE THE VIDEO WAS FROM 13 YEARS AGO. THE QUALITY IS SO GOOD?? Also I just heard it smelled like arousal?? And not blood, tears, sperm, milk, etc.. like uhh
@gushplop
7 жыл бұрын
I tried It and I thought the fragrance was very disturbing, but i couldn't stop smelling it, 24 hours latter I had to buy it, it does smell metallic, but i don't think that is a bad thing, when I have it on me people's reaction to the smell is great, this scent stings your emotional memory, so I suppose people reactions to it are related to their experiences.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@ariscotm Teresa! I know! You did yours several months ago and it reminded me that I still hadn't taken Dan up on his SM "live review" challenge. Your reaction was so funny and outraged. I loved that you called it "a rotten blood milkshake".
@FM897
12 жыл бұрын
Okay, now I HAVE to smell this! It was fun actually watching your initial reaction to it and I give you props for smelling it for the first time on camera.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@Sevipants19 I do love the line...I've discussed China White on my blog.
@mobile144
10 жыл бұрын
Bologna Pony...LMAO
@mrbigbigtoe
5 жыл бұрын
I never heard that until this video lol
@JaesadaSrisuk
10 жыл бұрын
Sniffing a sample of Sécrétions Magnifique on my wrist that I procured from Luckyscent. First impressions were the metallic note that every other reviewer including yourself picked up on. And then... not much. It's only been about ten minutes so I'm gonna let it dry down a bit more on my skin, but all I am getting is a light, powdery white floral with a slight Limburger-cheese bite to it. There is a clinical; medicinal quality that brings to mind images of hospital rooms or latex examination gloves. I'm tempted to douse more on to see if it gets any worse or better. I can't say that I hate it. Love your series of reviews and their witty, tongue-in-cheek manner!
@tetianao2065
5 жыл бұрын
this is one of my favorite fragrance review! you are amazing - witty and fun, yet super decent :)
@smartman6432
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that she smell it a million times think she secretly love it
@GetGlossed
14 жыл бұрын
This totally reminds me of your Perfume Tips for the Office video, where the cameraman (Tricky, wasn't it?) mentioned "Trout perfume" or "Tampon perfume". Sounds like this one was both trout AND tampon in one! Blerg.
@msanthrope369
5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the early 90's movie, Boomerang, with Eddie Murphy - the perfume "Afterbirth" by the character played by Grace Jones.
@bmh4d0k3n
13 жыл бұрын
I love how you can't stop smelling it, like you can't believe how bad it actually is.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@181lajo LT is clearly made of sterner stuff than I! For me, the part he described as "bilge" was the headliner for me. It's certainly worth 5 stars for shock value. Maybe lovelier subtleties materialize after a few hours on the skin, but I did not want to go along for SM's ride.
@kikilovesjamie
14 жыл бұрын
I'm REALLY curious to see just how rancid this perfume is. I should probably take your word for it when you say it's as putrid as it sounds but now I want to test it out for myself.
@rinoacelin90
11 жыл бұрын
I had the great misfortune to get a whiff of this infamous scent. I recoil in horror as I re-live that traumatic experience watching you take that first sniff. *shudders*
@kmfdm10392
12 жыл бұрын
I feel I must amend my earlier post. Once this stuff starts to dry down it reminds me of Aqua Net (not entirely unpleasant - it takes me back to my grandmother's bathroom, circa 1977), and now about an hour later it smells like a high end floral. I'm starting to think this works in the same way as Comme des Garcon's late lamented Synthetic Series did for me, where scent is used to evoke an emotional reaction or a memory, not to simply "smell good." I have a feeling I'll be buying a bottle.
@RPB1988
13 жыл бұрын
i love your reaction, Katie :D. i was laughing so hard. you're such a lovely & passionate person, Katie. i love watching your videos. Lippy Kisses from Europe, Poland!
@StefanFragrance
5 жыл бұрын
My Christmas day Scent! 👍
@markusuerschels1455
4 жыл бұрын
*Notified: "Stefan wears Secretions Magnifique at christmas day!“ LOL!* ☝️🧐☕
@marktrammell4356
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for taking one for the team.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
12 жыл бұрын
@eviboyd Jasmine and Cigarettes is really good, isn't it. I just learned from reading Denyse Beaulieu's book "The Perfume Lover" that there is an olfactory kinship between those two seemingly disparate things.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@MyMickers That will be my next "perfume challenge": to wear SM long enough to see if it ever smells good...or at least "not bad".
@melenmelenmelen
14 жыл бұрын
So I finally tried this magnum opus. OH. MY. GOD. I can't even -- there's no words. No words.
@danadoozer9990
3 жыл бұрын
Ugh, I just sampled it and almost threw up in my mouth! And people are right...I've scrubbed it off twice AND sprayed Shalimar on my wrist and I can STILL smell it! It smells like a wet dog wandered into a POORLY cleaned up crime scene! I got nothing sexy out of this, maybe in a snuff film, but not any sex that I've ever had!🤢🤮
@35M40
14 жыл бұрын
Your visceral horror reminds me of those 2girls1cup reaction videos. Perhaps Secretions Magnifiques first sniff videos can become a new internet trend. I don't think I'm brave enough to try, since Putain des Palaces and its hussy accord put me off a bit and I've heard it's the most accessible of the line. This one would send me straight to a nunnery.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@kharabgulab That is SO interesting! Thank you for sharing a "yes!" for SM. From what I've Luca Turin says, it can be appreciated as a bright floral, and it sounds like you're on the same frequency. Fascinating. I will revisit in a year (maybe...) and see if I can get into it in that way.
@muncierobson9891
7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha what a fantastic reaction! I need to order a sample!!! Metallic and musky sounds good... rotten leaves and blood less so! I love how you’re laughing all the way thru! :-)
@briancrawford8751
Жыл бұрын
I haven't heard someone say "baloney pony" since 1992. It's a great phrase. I suspect this stuff would have putrescine and cadaverine in it, which semen does contain.
@kmfdm10392
12 жыл бұрын
This became a "must smell" for me since seeing your video. Wearing a sample at the moment, I'm honestly underwhelmed. It's not as revolting as I frankly hoped it would be. It's very linear and it smells exactly like "Mildew" by Demeter, which according to their website, is that odd smell you get when you turn your central heat on the first time in early winter. I like Secretions Magnifique in a perverse way, but it's very linear and way too expensive for what is basically a novelty.
@girlmm020304
10 жыл бұрын
KATIE! Review YSL's Black Opium pleeassee I smelled it today and I'm totally inlove.Cosy,autumn-ey...beautiful :)
@Pfalzgreven
14 жыл бұрын
This is truely the most hilarious review ever. I've been wanting to try this sucker out for a long time, and funny enough, your review just made that desire stronger. I sooo wanna smell this..!
@SugarCoatedLies
2 жыл бұрын
Did you ever try it?
@fernandomilan8754
4 жыл бұрын
it's a butcher shop in extreme hot weather. it's not a rotten smell, but the meat juices just jump off to the environment
@TheNraveles
4 жыл бұрын
GIIIRRLLL YOU PUT ON LIKE 50 LAYERS I do agree it is a masterpiece...of infamy.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
13 жыл бұрын
@naffkaa Welcome aboard the KP Smells fume train! There are 13 zillion fragrances out there in the world, so I'm not snubbing the Allures - I just haven't gotten around to covering them. Thanks for watching!
@roliboom
14 жыл бұрын
I couldn't believe how many times you slathered it on your arm! Lol! I kept thinking "Nooooo Katie! Nooooo!" You are a brave woman! Or maybe a little crazy ;)
@KatiePuckrikSmells
12 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard the KP Smells express. Glad you're having fun creating your own lovely potions.
@kingtut7779
9 жыл бұрын
The worst fragrance is Rose 31 by le labo and the original Fendi for men. They both have a smell of BO. Fendi dries down 100% BO. And that is a fact. I recommend to never blind buy any cologne, at all.
@Kricket-py2xl
7 жыл бұрын
I smelled one a few years back and about died couldn't believe they would make it, don't remember the name it was in the men's section and smelled identical to a skunk smell.
@lexmori9356
8 жыл бұрын
You brave woman.
@zzzzuka
11 жыл бұрын
"I'd be really dissapointed if it smells nice" LOL Kathie, thanks so much, I had a worst day at work, but now I am laughing
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@iamcasihart Hah! 5 stars for "impact", I guess. And I gather Luca Turin admired the juxtaposition of the bilgey ingredient in the composition, but I couldn't get past the bilge to really appreciate anything else that may have been going on.
@colaj2068
12 жыл бұрын
Recently started watching your reviews and this one is awesome! I totally lol'd when you sniffed your arm the first time. I've never heard of this scent and frankly, I'm glad I haven't! I love perfume and have tons of it myself. I'm also a handcrafted bath and body products maker so scent it very important to me. I've been "creating" some of my own for my products and have gotten great response. That's how I came across your channel was by searching for scent descriptions. Love it!
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@CutlassSupremeSL But you were so stoic about it in your video review, Brandon! I thought you were "handling it". And you were, at least better than I was. I was kind of hoping it would get better smelling, not worse!
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@gtaly The lip gloss is Chanel glossimer in 46, known variously as Giggle or Praline, depending on whether bought in the US or Europe.
@adoptingjoseph
14 жыл бұрын
Out of all those elements, milk is the one that grossed me out the most. No matter how fresh it is, it always smell spoiled to me. I used to work in a hospital and I'm sure I could tough this scent out. How long did it last? Can you get it off with rubbing alcohol? Can you get it in lotion form because rubbing yourself with industrial waste might appeal to some people?
@jamese9329
8 жыл бұрын
Katie Puckrick you are unbearably cute, and you know it too
@TheJustinGreen
4 жыл бұрын
Ugh I am CRACKING up right now - mine is on its way in the mail to me lmao. “I’m needing a thesaurus right now or a new brain” LMAO
@neon1457
7 жыл бұрын
She looks like the main actress in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
@melenmelenmelen
14 жыл бұрын
I just ordered a sample of this from Luckyscent. Cannot wait. ;)
@Dark_Lady_
3 жыл бұрын
I smelled it today (this is what made me come here) and my first thought was exactly the same as yours: it screamed "MURDER SCENE"!!! but not an usual murder scene. a murder that has taken place in an abandoned, damp, rancid industrial place. also, I get a little bit of saliva, but a synthetic one, if that makes sense. this mix smells 20% human (in the worst, most murderous way) and 80% synthetic. it is simply morbid and deranging. I think I will smell this in my nightmares.
@kloug2006
6 жыл бұрын
Your reaction is stunningly spontaneous! P R I C E L E S S !
@nathanjones2310
6 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this review,,, remember Katie from the show called the Word on channel 4 back in the 90's. I actually really need this fragrance now, to deal with the nuisance neighbours who have been allowing their dog to continuously take poos immediately outside my front gate. An constantly throw cigarette butts outside my front garden daily. Revenge will be mine!!! LooooooL!
@tinam5294
6 жыл бұрын
Love this katie! Why have you stopped making these videos? More please!
@bitbech
5 жыл бұрын
I know this review is rather old - but that doesn't make it any less fantastic. I really enjoyed watching this review!!
@CandleAshes
12 жыл бұрын
@KatiePuckrikSmells thank you. your channel is amazing btw. so tired of beauty gurus showing their "perfume collections" and then saying that they don't know how to describe the scents. I recently got my hands on annick goutal "petite cherie" and it made me want to go beyond the "junk food" of fragrances into something more unique.
@airline45
7 жыл бұрын
I've heard this is trumps signature scent
@vacanzaitaliana6744
7 жыл бұрын
YESSSS! Love that!
@melissamontgomery5118
6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@johannd.4856
5 жыл бұрын
Orange man bad
@markusuerschels1455
4 жыл бұрын
*WE MISS YOU, KATIE! PLS. COME BACK!* ✊😪☕
@originaldeftom
10 жыл бұрын
Dear Katie. I love your reaction!!! I had a similar reaction. I have tried this today and yes, it is "glamourized sperm". It is truly disgusting. But I find Tierry Mugler's "Womanity" equally "spermy" albeit more wet and fruity (fig note). The begging question here is "WHY?" Why would someone create something like this? But it is less questionable than your earlier reviewed "Eau de Pizza Hut". I also loathe "Phillpino Boy" aka "Fils De Dieu" that simply smells of Thai Cuisine......stick to old world perfumery then, lol.
@catracha504.
7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Farmer Yes, Womanity Is the worst perfume ive ever smelled
@SaironDeus
10 ай бұрын
I miss your videos so much. I hope you're okay.... ❤
@KatiePuckrikSmells
Ай бұрын
Thank you, all's well!
@KatiePuckrikSmells
14 жыл бұрын
@allegro805 "Eau de Autopsy"! That's it!
@linziRyan1965
6 жыл бұрын
This video made my day...i shared this with my mother!!!
@KatiePuckrikSmells
6 жыл бұрын
I love hearing that!
@igormyatlyuk503
4 жыл бұрын
I went cold and nearly got fainted when she applied the perfume several times and sniffed very close to the skin. OMG :O It should be smelled in a small amount and from a distance to avoid faint
@purfecteaz
14 жыл бұрын
As I was watching this video when you were doing the intro, my heart was beating so fast and my knees were weakening. Its like the horror film waiting for the killer jump out of nowhere and kill the woman. Then after you smelled it you were laughing deliriously, I almost gagged as if the smell came out my monitor. OMG, a crime scene? milk and sweat? Katie, this is one unforgettable review! I am speechless now. What just happened???
@KatiePuckrikSmells
13 жыл бұрын
@hiperek I've traveled all over Poland: Warsaw, Krakow, Lodz, Gdansk, Poznan, Katowice...I can't remember all the places I've been there, but I've been to plenty!
@davismcdavis
11 жыл бұрын
I love this video - whenever I have trouble describing how bad this perfume smelled the one time I could bring myself to smell it, I show them this video and end up laughing for 5 minutes. Your reaction is hilarious!
@DHD10000
2 жыл бұрын
I cringed when I saw how much you were applying, I knew you would regret it
@helenejouin8817
Жыл бұрын
This is the perfume I am wearing (not on a daily basis but often enough). I know people are disturbed by the description (blood, semen etc), and it makes then feel ackward, prude or whatever, and ready to disapprouve. It's actually VERY sexy. (If you are confident enough, of course. Otherwise stay safe and stick to sappy perfumes from Macy's)
@KatiePuckrikSmells
12 жыл бұрын
The curse of the Old Copper Penny...
@AutumnsMagic
14 жыл бұрын
That totally sounds like something that the folks at Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs would conjure up...but I'm glad they haven't. A few years ago I read about a "perfume" called "V," I think, that's supposed to smell like secretions of the feminine variety. You should do an accompanying review of that just to round things out. ;-) I assume the majority of the market for scents like this is simply shock value? Hopefully? I find it intriguing, but will stick to smelling like cupcakes or flowers, lol!
@Bowiegirl75
14 жыл бұрын
"I don't know why pee and poo are not included, I guess they are not magnificent enough" Ok, now I have coffee on my screen Love your humour.
@KatiePuckrikSmells
13 жыл бұрын
@taralloalfinocchio Oooh wow. Maybe it will contain Gaga's DNA, and everybody who has her perfume can "just add water" and create their own Gaga clone in the comfort of their own home.
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