The way you pointed out that it’s a “fluffy” butthole is super hilarious.
@johnjohn37371
2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I am actually gonna defend Type O Neg a little here. Origin of the Feces was the bands second full length, but it was a "faux" live album comprised of songs from Slow, Deep, and Hard, their first release. The entire thing was tongue in cheek, with Pete chastising the audience over and over, evacuating the venue for a bomb threat, etc. hence the literal reference of the title and the art to the album being shit. Also, keep in mind, they were nowhere near musically what they would become, the goth metal theme ( which Peter acknowledged several times over the years as being a complete money grab and an effort by the band to write stripper music to meet girls ). At the time of Origin, they were essentially N.Y. hardcore/punk/chuggy metal with Pete screaming as opposed to singing for most of the album. The highlight of both Slow, Deep, and Hard and the "live" Origin of the Feces is the song Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity ( I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ), which includes the classic lines, " You had cock on your mind, Cum on your breath, Inserted that diaphragm before you left, Practicing freelance gynecology, Where there's a womb there's a way, With you it's for free..." So really, an anus on the cover was fairly reasonable...
@brostenen
2 жыл бұрын
I do like Bloody. But Slow, deep and hard, and Origin of the feces. Are their best stuff. Raw and direct. The way I like it.
@kevinmorrice
2 жыл бұрын
Worst album cover I've seen is from the band mayhem, if you know you know
@moonlightequilibrium
2 жыл бұрын
if you're talking about dawn of the black hearts, I honestly love that cover, as fucked up as it is.
@kevinmorrice
2 жыл бұрын
@@moonlightequilibrium ding ding ding, we have a winner
@Radio-Friendly-Unit
2 жыл бұрын
To me, Fornicator's self titled album is more gruesome. Also it's quite neat. Save your eyes if you wish I guess idfk
@V3ntilator
2 жыл бұрын
Because the picture on that album is real.
@kevinmorrice
2 жыл бұрын
@@V3ntilator exactly
@SarahAParis
2 жыл бұрын
I have that Type O Negative CD with Pete's "Brown Eye" on it. My sister gave it to me from her collection because it made her feel sick looking at it😆😳
@saltpeter7429
2 жыл бұрын
I never even knew about that cover until this video. I had a cassette version with a medieval woodcut of skeletal figures on it, that must have been the "alternative".
@emperorsavron-peterdewind0358
2 жыл бұрын
I'm getting sick too when I look mr. Steele's ass. Yikes!
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
2 жыл бұрын
I seen that one .. lol .
@calvinbaker4812
2 жыл бұрын
"With petes brown eye" what are you his friend lol useing his first name lol
@usagiprincess4387
2 жыл бұрын
@@calvinbaker4812 “Mr. Steele’s brown eye” would sound dumb af
@daphne1065
2 жыл бұрын
I’m quitting smoking rn and this is only thing I laughed at all day.
@18hot30
2 жыл бұрын
thc oil. helped me quit smoking, got me off benzos... but if you're not, see a doctor and get some weak benzos perscribed for like a week or two. no sense in cold turkeying it and being angry with the world for no good reason. also think of all the money you will be spending on other shit, who knows maybe even something healthy :D
@peehandshihtzu
2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! I quit last year after 35 years, It's totally worth it. It gets easier after the first couple weeks and so on. For me managing my urges was the trick, I just found other things to do, games helped a lot! Good luck and if you don't succeed, try, try again. There's bound to be bumps along the way but they are worth overcoming. :)
@dmhq-administration
2 жыл бұрын
I've had to quit smoking cold turkey since a long time since I started coughing in November, but quit in January. Went to the doctor to request an x-ray...She refused. She claims it's just ex-smokers cough. I've quit smoking countless times and never got ex-smokers cough. WTF, bitch! 🤔😠👎🏻🖕🏻
@demonpigeon
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah my dudes
@daphne1065
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks everyone :))) Still going strong.
@ThePhantomSafetyPin
2 жыл бұрын
"we can appreciate the details of... the butthole." My guy I'm dying.
@aSandwich.13
2 жыл бұрын
You're playing a dangerous game here, Boris.
@saltpeter7429
2 жыл бұрын
ORIGIN OF FECES is hands down my favorite Type- O Negative album. It's a brilliant piece of darkness, as a hole. Glad I was able to see the band before Peter Passed, He was a Giant. I saw them when they did Ozfest with Pantera, and when they were on I thought Peter was drinking a beer until Phil Anselmo came out and took a haul of it and we all realized it was a wine bottle.
@beze9632
2 жыл бұрын
@@josephnickell6652 Not as much as your mom.
@manuelschneider3988
2 жыл бұрын
"As a hole" - I'm dying 😂
@antitheziz717
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao as a hole......most underrated comment on yt this year
@brostenen
2 жыл бұрын
I love that and Slow deep and hard, equally. Both are just so raw. Also. I love the song called The subhiman. It is more metal than Metallica will ever be.
@Joemama55122
Жыл бұрын
As a hole
@vladtepes9614
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having the balls to rock that Autopsy shirt in public, lol.
@borist.
2 жыл бұрын
What's the worst album cover you've ever seen? 👇
@jamesmacoisdealbhaigh9904
2 жыл бұрын
The band Messiah and the album "Extreme cold weather" is the worst Metal album cover for me.. Ever.!!!
@eringursky3503
2 жыл бұрын
To many to list 😂😂
@satanic7779
2 жыл бұрын
Sacred Son has easily the worst album cover in metal.
@timothymckane6362
2 жыл бұрын
@@satanic7779 The first two albums have like some type of selfie bs.
@kajlofven9656
2 жыл бұрын
Znowhite "Act of god" Great album but the cover.... Autopsy's Shitfun is 10/10
@eringursky3503
2 жыл бұрын
Damn I miss Peter Steele. Even tho that album cover makes me ill 💩🤢. Amber Heard would love it 😂😂
@jaazon1299
2 жыл бұрын
I miss too. Type o´was a fantastic Band and Pete Steel a Hero od my days, when I played in a Band. But ´why´would Amber Heard love it ? Is she a fetish fan of male assholes? ( okay, let´s think about Jonny Depps Roles as an ator in some movies) ... ;-)
@leewightman8619
Жыл бұрын
What where they thinking
@TheCrucialMetalistMrToxic
2 жыл бұрын
There’s some bad covers that just have a certain charm to them…but none of these had that, who saw those covers & said “yeah we’ll submit this” but then also what record executive saw those & said “perfect let’s release this”🤦
@friedfishdonuts
2 жыл бұрын
You are the reason why I was into metal, I love your channel man 🤘🎸✨🎶
@vladimircokorilo8105
2 жыл бұрын
"Seriously guys what the fuck did you smoke that day" might be the best response I have ever heard from you 😆
@gasmaskcollectorreview1537
2 жыл бұрын
The worst cover is Mayhem Bootleg copy with a picture of Dead endgame himself
@keithclayton1271
2 жыл бұрын
I think I'd rather look at that than Peter Steele's butthole.
@uhhwhateverdude9463
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t know if bootleg qualifies as an official album.
@Radio-Friendly-Unit
2 жыл бұрын
Baby's first shock image lol
@endlessgrief9930
2 жыл бұрын
I bought ORIGIN OF THE FECES and I remember reacting like you did. Also, the "satan" at the end of your video is FANTASTIC. More bad album cover videos my friend!
@skyline2601
2 жыл бұрын
But seriously, how can a band like Autopsy go from Mental Funeral and Severed Survival to Shitfun?
@Oldassmetalhead
2 жыл бұрын
That Therion album does slap though
@doomusrlc
2 жыл бұрын
Facts. Classic album
@robingelebal8447
2 жыл бұрын
Cool video. There are lots of metal bands with ugly funny record sheets, like Steel Panther, Cannibal Corpse, Twisted Sister, Manowar...it's just art! You can fill an art museum with that.
@kourtjestr552
2 жыл бұрын
Hold up. Did you just say "all of Pantera's covers sucks"? Ummm Southern Trend Kill was absolutely amazing. What is wrong with a Diamond Back rattle snake? It spoke in volumes with just a very dangerous snake. We Texans probably love that album more because of it.
@knalleballkalle8365
2 жыл бұрын
Far Beyond Driven cover is kind of cool, the original was thought to be a drill up an anus but they changed it. VDoP cover also looks fucking awesome.
@jesurenbnb
8 ай бұрын
No he is not saying that all pantera covers are bad, just that they are better than the one he has pick for this list
@dog1331
2 жыл бұрын
Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded Mayhem - Dawn of the Black Hearts Scorpions - Virgin Killer Raven - The Pack is Back
@jorggenbrekke1567
2 жыл бұрын
Dawn of.. Rules!
@eringursky3503
2 жыл бұрын
Dawn was absolutely not terrible. Morbid and took balls to have that.
@vidarsmestad9143
2 жыл бұрын
Mayhem is a bootleg, not an official release.
@eringursky3503
2 жыл бұрын
@@vidarsmestad9143 it is but even for a bootleg. Tasteless and morbid but can't except anything less with Euronymous.🤷🏻♀.
@Snussmumriken
Жыл бұрын
@@eringursky3503 wtf are you saying
@bravogames4135
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, surprised to not see Iron Maiden’s Dance of Death on this list because that album cover is horrible, great album music wise but horrible album art but anyways good list. 🤘
@brandonharris9160
2 жыл бұрын
It's not terrible, it's actually a cool concept, the CG looks weird though
@bravogames4135
2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonharris9160 it’s a 90’s album cover it’s definitely dated by todays standards, that’s what I’m trying to get at
@mistertagomago7974
2 жыл бұрын
@@bravogames4135 Its unfinished. It wasnt supposed to look like that.
@sturmhalo
2 жыл бұрын
@@mistertagomago7974 Yeah it's by the same guy who did all of Cathedral's artwork. What Maiden ended up using was his sketch rather than letting him finish the piece and I think he got shafted on the money too. I'm sure he demanded they not credit him with the cover.
@mistertagomago7974
2 жыл бұрын
@@sturmhalo Thanks for clarifying
@SlyHikari03
Жыл бұрын
That Type O - album art was like the original Goatse
@slayerspawn
2 жыл бұрын
Dude you nailed it! Best album covers review on KZitem! 🤘😎🤘
@timothyneiswander3151
2 жыл бұрын
The only thing that made sense in the Keydragon band picture was the guy in the back hiding his face with a bandana and sunglasses.
@deed5811
2 жыл бұрын
The Therion album cover is supposed to be the egyptian god Set.
@albertovalcarenghi350
2 жыл бұрын
It'f funny how bad is Therion's cover for Theli, considering how good the album is.
@playedplains6177
2 жыл бұрын
7:10 LMFAO, you put it over that Taylor swift album
@18hot30
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't Far Beyond Driven's original cover literally a drill going into a butthole? still would have made it an epic cover lol
@-redacted_by_youtube
2 жыл бұрын
It was and they sent out copies of it to radio stations. A buddy of mine had his own show on a college radio channel and they had the record. I wanted to steal it so bad. Even he wanted to take it but didn't want to get kicked out. I doubt anyone would have noticed.
@jeffgile2921
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely made me laugh so had to subscribe. Yes boris key dragon is horrible lol but I know some more that are just as bad
@PaddyLaPoint
2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at the Key Dragon albums XD the one that really killed me was the album where they are all stood together seriously wtaf! A few albums worth a mention and a laugh at are Conspiracy - Crippled Invaders, Artillery - Terror Squad, ZnoWhite - Act of God & the funniest I've seen in a long time, Dick Vomit - Terminally Chill. What's wrong with people!?!?!??!
@mleszzor6866
11 ай бұрын
I checked all of those out, the ZnoWhite one was the most legendary out of all of these ones in my opinion! Top notch!
@Skalarwelle
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing me KeyDragon. I love them now.
@bezoticallyyours83
2 жыл бұрын
I am just cracking up at your description of each thing. That is pretty bad for 2013.
@cesarsanchez7937
2 жыл бұрын
There is a new song of lorna shore called into the earth, it was released yesterday and the official video was released today
@heavyleatherrecordclub6902
2 жыл бұрын
I might be into Keydragon now
@NAT-turners-Revenge
2 жыл бұрын
Now im curious asf to
@cesarsanchez7937
2 жыл бұрын
The first cover i didnt expect it XD, good video very unexpected covers XD . Sorry for the question😅, What do you think about the song: abadon, of mental cruelty?
@lcf3335
2 жыл бұрын
🤘🥃🥃.. You nailed every cover with total truth.. Rediculous covers.. Lol
When someone say Predator in the context of metal, I always think of Carnivore.
@SONOVIBLIS666
2 жыл бұрын
I know it's not good to judge a book by its cover but if the album art is ugly I assume the music is worse than the album art
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
2 жыл бұрын
Yes and no lol
@sinbysin666
2 жыл бұрын
Then you are missing out on most good Metal.
@SONOVIBLIS666
2 жыл бұрын
@@sinbysin666 I do come around at times and am impressed I just need to come out my comfort zone
@chunguschungus
Жыл бұрын
The Keydragon one is beautiful and 10x better than any of these generic, technically detailed but soulless medieval scenes you see everywhere. Autopsy's and Type O's work for what they're going for, Therion's is very cool as well. Most of these worst album covers lists are just really good niche art, usually way better than what you'll see at the top of most "best album covers" lists.
@jesurenbnb
8 ай бұрын
You must be sarcastic about the key dragon one, i mean i would never put it on a "best albums list"
@joachimandersson2594
2 жыл бұрын
These album covers were so bad that Empire by Queensryche was not even mentioned. Wow!
@7metaldragons768
2 жыл бұрын
Apotheosis "Farthest From the Sun" is quite the photoshopped cover too. That picture of the Key Dragon band the lady on the right looks like a teacher and the rest are her students and the baldish guy in the back is a chaperone for a field trip. Not sure how waitresses dress in your country, but I've never seen one look like that lmao. Your accent is great too. Edit: Also Shadows of Old by Aeternus can be added to this list as well
@dead2802
2 жыл бұрын
So busy giving shot out to attorney, roach coach owner, makeup and hair people, locator of FOL ( family of latrines or porta pukes) on the last one, they forgot picture of the band.
@jesurenbnb
11 ай бұрын
The key dragon one made me laugh so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CTCAC2000
2 жыл бұрын
gotta love the "supa-hot-fire" clip
@toothofthewolf
2 жыл бұрын
LOL, why wasn't Pungent Stench's Been Caught Buttering included? Or Morbid Angel's Gods of All Heretics. There are also albums with some pretty impressive images on the inner cover... and then what about the t-shirts LOL.
@connorm.anderton363
2 жыл бұрын
A random viewer of this video : "Eww, that cover's so shitty....I wonder what the music could possibly be like...." (Meanwhile, members of each band that was mentioned here sit perched on their chairs wringing their hands in potential revenue-based ecstasy)
@nightmarefanatic1819
2 жыл бұрын
That Maniac Butcher makes me think of this app I found several years ago that let's you turn your photos into a black metal album cover. I made one of a picture of my cat and it looks more menacing than that one does.
@KzudemRiM
Жыл бұрын
Key Dragon had one bad cover in the beginning and decided to make it their aesthetic XDDD
@shaunshuping5406
2 жыл бұрын
SATAN! 🤘🤘. Love your videos brother, I totally forgot about that Type O Negative album, classic shit move of Peter Steele! Lol. Anyways, I'm still supporting Tryglav and hope to get a CD copy on order soon🎸🚬
@sunitapardeshi5537
Жыл бұрын
Regardless of the cover, the album Theli is a brilliant record.
@CacklinKamala
2 жыл бұрын
Keydragon, The Shaggs of metal.
@Zaklon1348
2 жыл бұрын
Your video inspired me to create my own album picture...I'm good on paint.
@Fartrellcluggins69
2 жыл бұрын
since albums dont physically exist any more, except for in my car, id just put one turd for each album, if it was my 4th id have 4 turds, to accurately represent how much id make off album sales.
@satanicblackmetalhead
8 ай бұрын
The lyrics of the titletrack from bestial sex by torment are even worse than the cover.
@zyxaqc
2 жыл бұрын
The cover of "Topple the Giants" would be perfectly fine if it was just the building in the background.
@beardeddad74
2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see some of your old artwork, to see how you have come.
@dragonqueen6589
2 жыл бұрын
Actually that first Pantera record was back in that forgotten Glam Phase, before Phil Ansehlmo joined and they evolved into what we remember them as, it fits the aesthetic kinda? Nice picks, kinda expected to see Maiden’s ‘Dance of the dead’ I always feel sorry for poor Eddie the head when that eyesore blots my peripherals😂
@ridleyrage5283
2 жыл бұрын
Hey Boris, great album cover reviews, some real steamers, thats for sure! For many, many years, Ive said "man, album cover artists dont get paid enough!"; and I'll always stand by that, but these...there's no "artist" that couldve conjured up these visual messes. Seeing this, I'd love to see you judge and really pick apart abstract art, I think it'd be amazing, anywho, thanks!
@dupirechristophe7703
2 жыл бұрын
5:40 It's Bambi, it's pissed about the murder of his mum... he's going for bloody revenge.
@gybarni
2 жыл бұрын
Destruction - The least succesful human cannonball.
@TheEmj1986
Жыл бұрын
You never cease to amaze me Boris, you continue to make them more hilarious than they actually are 😂😂😂
@burlynorth7389
2 жыл бұрын
That Pantera cover looks like every 80s RAC record 🙌
@Helltormentor
2 жыл бұрын
That background music suits perfectly. :D
@woodyanderson922
2 жыл бұрын
We clearly have different tastes as to what's acceptable or not. I have seen the covers to a lot of grindcore and pornocore albums that...are far worse than these.
@azjazielona
2 жыл бұрын
Hi Borys thanks for your work
@RPRsChannel
2 жыл бұрын
*_Have you done a worst metal musicvideo as well and was it Merrimack?_*
@Replicaate
2 жыл бұрын
You could make a feature length film out of questionable CGI-infused 90s album covers.
@Maximus_W
Жыл бұрын
8:34 Evan Peters is that you eyes 👀 😂
@Ingothnia
2 жыл бұрын
OMG the last band reminds me a lot of my brother's band. The Tryglav CD is awesome!
@thenecrojamie938
2 жыл бұрын
What the? ☹️🤦🏾♂️ Duudddeee.
@jamie637
2 жыл бұрын
Loved the video brother I subed. Lol funny shit here. 👍😁
@hanniballecter4454
2 жыл бұрын
Lol the ad for this was for a bidet
@triledink
2 жыл бұрын
Autopsy Shitfun is one of my all time favorite 90s albums, Or I could say all first four albums are all great albums. I have listened to shitfun countless times and also own it on vinyl.
@thomasfleischer83
2 жыл бұрын
We can appreciate the details of a butthole!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Made my day!🤣👍
@Nikola-lx2vy
2 жыл бұрын
What do you think about Mortuary Drape (all the wiches dance) cover? :)) My favourite
@FacelessFlesh666
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the one with the dug up decomposing corpse with the candles around it?
@MT-or7lv
Ай бұрын
I'm surprised Dethkorpz Metal Tit never makes these lists.
@RobHellfire666
2 жыл бұрын
Difficult question now that you mentioned it... I can't think of anything compatible to any album covers you mentioned. For me Probably most death metal covers as a wide variety of them are cortoonish pictures of butchering woman or babies. So fucking stupid. Cheers 🍻😎
@moonlightequilibrium
2 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm desensitized to any gory death metal covers, but the cover for tales of necrophilia just looks dumb as fuck to me.
@6l6t6
2 жыл бұрын
Pantera album covers after cowboys are all bad ass
@WorseFuneral
2 жыл бұрын
Hot ,sweat , Cold Beers.☝️
@billvrabel1502
2 жыл бұрын
I seriously never realized the art quality of the Theli because the music was kind of life changing. You have to love that 90's photoshop though.
@dimebagdave77
2 жыл бұрын
🔥Great one man🔥
@akingusih
Жыл бұрын
Horns uo, Boris! Finally I get to see the Therion's cover on a top like this! Since the first time I saw that until now, I can't yet accept that! The others also suck.
@antimatter2380
2 жыл бұрын
Worst cover ever is one that will potentially get you butbon an fbi watch list for looking at it: Scorpion's Virgin Killer.
@bubibatzemann
2 жыл бұрын
Did He forget the Libido Airbag - Rosebud Rhapsodie Cover?
@Verdreztruch
2 жыл бұрын
I need some bleacher for my eyes. Excuse me
@CSSLZT13
2 жыл бұрын
This is too funny, I'm guessing this video can't be monetized XD
@david020218
2 жыл бұрын
Mine would be pungent stench "dirty rhymes and psychotronic beats
@chaotic.content
2 жыл бұрын
the keydragon covers made me nostalgic somehow
@rodrigobravo2047
2 жыл бұрын
You can't discuss terrible album covers without mentioning a good deal of the late '90s-early '00s Napalm Records releases. Here are a few dishonorable mentions: - Mactätus - The Complex Bewitchment - Obtained Enslavement - The Shepherd and the Hounds of Hell - Dismal Euphony - Soria Moría Slott - Unpure - Unpure - Unpure - Coldland - ThirdMoon - Bloodforsaken - Abigor - Satanized (A Journey Through Cosmic Infinity) - Trail of Tears - Free Fall Into Fear
@dftns
2 жыл бұрын
Actually Mactätus has a pretty decent logo!
@wallofrost
2 жыл бұрын
Just last night i was groaning at how BAD that obtained enslavement cover is & that there are no alternate (better) covers for it
@rodrigobravo2047
2 жыл бұрын
@@wallofrost Yeah, that's a pretty unfortunate cover for such a kick-ass album.
@wallofrost
2 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigobravo2047 i havent even listened to it yet because the cover is so offputting, i might just mock-up one myself
@Vaedh
Жыл бұрын
Jesus how are you able to have these images here without youtube absolutely dismembering you
@goranhegic7587
2 жыл бұрын
I have to say for the Therion album. I know i know. Its strange but i really find it AWESOME!!!!
@cindymarie6685
2 жыл бұрын
More vlogs please boris!! Love from Los Angeles California ❤️
@Pujdinfull
Жыл бұрын
I discovered Driller Killer's album Fuck the World yesterday and immediately thought about this video. What do you think of that one?
@jaknunas
2 жыл бұрын
Umm, why is the cat-thing on the Pantera album wearing a belt? What is it holding up?
@michaelshannon8046
2 жыл бұрын
The cover for Therion is just the cover of Panteras "Metal Magic" with better graphics...like upgrading from a Playstation 1 to a PS4.
@borist.
2 жыл бұрын
More likely ps1 to ps2 😂
@soopafamicom
2 жыл бұрын
keydragon seem to have no self-awareness on hos bad they are. They need some direction...as well as someone to write their songs and lyrics and to give that sweet lady some singing lessons. Are the album covers drawn by the chunky dude in the flasher coat? He looks like has is proud of managing to master the crayon box.
@PhillipTomlinMusic
2 жыл бұрын
That Therion album cover creature is part man, part dog, and part armadillo. Yep horrible just horrible.
@MsBenlane
2 жыл бұрын
well origin of the feces is a clever pun on darwins origin of the species. i guess they are literate. i wonder if any of these bands saw spinal tap. were there no artists out there. terrible.
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