Stop censoring standup. That's like eating pizza without the cheese. It hardly makes any sense the whole story coz there's so much bleeping.
@tyronewhite9329
2 ай бұрын
Word!
@umerjavednisar
2 ай бұрын
They'd get demonitised
@abudujannah.
Ай бұрын
Well done for censoring words
@pfcaraujo
Ай бұрын
Right. It’s the internet. We are three clicks away from seeing the craziest shit you ever seen.
@bmason1292
Ай бұрын
Exactly…hot no dog. Ham no burger
@saliyaweerasinghe1201
2 ай бұрын
In what universe pakistan is a middle eastern country
@MohsinAzizOfficial
2 ай бұрын
Bro probably missed his geography classes
@Bless-cs9ct
Ай бұрын
In america
@تونسيفينيويورك
Ай бұрын
If you like 50 shades of brown, you’re middle eastern, even if you were born in Alaska. Welcome to America.
@anooppradhan8908
Ай бұрын
Better there than near us. Snake afar always looks best
@تونسيفينيويورك
Ай бұрын
@@anooppradhan8908 we think the same about you
@elsvenjo8603
2 ай бұрын
Middle East?? Seem's like Americans are really immune to geography 😂😂😂
@honorquest
2 ай бұрын
I caught that too, I think he just rode with it for material sake.
@Mojo-vu4hr
Ай бұрын
innit
@ameenomar1911
Ай бұрын
What about the actual Pakistani guy saying he’s from the Middle East, is he also immune to geography?
@BillyWilliams-gw1tx
Ай бұрын
Stop judging a whole country off of one person 😐
@namesarecliche3850
Ай бұрын
It is a common pakistani delusion to consider themselves as middle eastern or Turks 😂😂😂
@enexprod
7 ай бұрын
Stop the beeps!!!
@Cyber.Thunder
7 ай бұрын
Stop censoring words 🙄
@abudujannah.
Ай бұрын
Keep censorship ❤
@Cyber.Thunder
Ай бұрын
@@abudujannah. 👎
@alakabam4664
Ай бұрын
take your commie crap somewhere else
@p24hrsmith
7 ай бұрын
Well "bleep" that "bleep" "bleep" talk a load of "bleep" "bleep" "bleep" "bleep" stop it "bleep" "bleep" flowers
@jakemorden8544
Ай бұрын
This clip is ruined by the beeping.
@gregcosta6965
2 ай бұрын
" oh my god girl who did your hair shaaalanz" hahah.
@zomalfa4363
2 ай бұрын
Its ironic, I was just thinking about someone who said the same thing, LL cool J.
@ayalibra
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@oldman9642
7 ай бұрын
Refuse to watch as long as you censor. I hear all these words on other KZitem channels so I know it’s NOT KZitem!
@RedVoteRedemption
2 ай бұрын
As a black man I love dark skinned Indian women, they are fucking BEAUTIFUL!!!
@candyman2168
2 ай бұрын
Yes they are 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
@Finggy
Ай бұрын
I like dark skinned women regardless of where they're from
@keenanmoore4163
Ай бұрын
Shiiid! As a black man, I love my own black women. They are beautiful, and all i need. Dont know those other folks.
@jawadhaider5359
Ай бұрын
Nope
@Sridharatgtube
Ай бұрын
Yeah but they don’t like you. Lol.
@neutron7791
2 ай бұрын
Pakistan is in Asia...
@bentleybabie
2 ай бұрын
So is Europe
@BlindMellowJelly
2 ай бұрын
Lol. In America it's different. My neighbor is Paki and he told me a white man reffused to let him treat his leg injury. Called him a sand n word. I was like wait...tgats our word. Lol😊
@tastemixer6450
Ай бұрын
So is UAE 👀
@krissifadwa
Ай бұрын
Pakistan is more like South Asia. The Middle East is more like East Africa and Western Asia! Mainly Arabs there
@TheEndofK
Ай бұрын
Asians according to Americans: East Asia: Asian South East Asia: Filipino South Asia: Indian West Asia: Middle Eastern Central Asia: Russian
@violence6218
Ай бұрын
He sounded like tasmanian devil towards the end!😂
@y2k704
Ай бұрын
As a Pakistani I am more annoyed since we aren't considered middle east, I believe we fall into south asian
@theascendunt9960
Ай бұрын
Man, Americans think Asian means Far East Asians. They don't even understand geography, let alone ethnicities..
@alikool6551
Ай бұрын
Historically, Pakistan and india is actually middle east and arab world that is called middle east is actually middle world.
@tepangora1388
Ай бұрын
So do you consider yourself an Asian then bro? Genuinely curious.
@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477
Ай бұрын
@@tepangora1388middle east is in Asia. Middle Eastern are by default Asian.
@babarasad
Ай бұрын
@alikool6551 no it's not. It's called south east Asia for a reason. The same reason why Afghanistan does not fall into middle east either. India and Pakistan are part of the south east Asian peninsula.
@cooooffeebean
2 ай бұрын
Strawberry kitkats😂😂
@G2Merica
7 ай бұрын
Stallone in Tulsa was magical. I watched the season 1 twice
@rajabcroswell9020
2 ай бұрын
My exact question.
@immigreat54
15 күн бұрын
American and their geography 👏🏼👏🏼
@FASI231
Ай бұрын
The funniest thing is that Pakistan isn't in the middle east. Its in south Asia.
@sliceofanything
7 ай бұрын
the beeps ruined the video
@nikhilij7595
2 ай бұрын
wtf did pakistan become middle east
@ds3578
2 ай бұрын
Because that is where there abbu came from😂😂😂
@namesarecliche3850
Ай бұрын
Since we were Arabz and shiiie
@dourbeen
Ай бұрын
Pakistan is in greater middleast
@user-tz2gn1pi8u
Ай бұрын
Americans tryna justify their screwd up geography.
@optimus2g
Ай бұрын
@@user-tz2gn1pi8u Exactly
@bossahmed4085
27 күн бұрын
Strawberry kitkat lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@refugioruiz6707
19 күн бұрын
Ha ha ha 😂 he imitated rocky real good
@BigOsmani
Ай бұрын
The Pakistani brother at 2:26 pointing his finger at Aeries to let him know you're doing to much 😂😂😂
@laramieg1221
22 күн бұрын
We like strawberry kit kats😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@drewbranch7700
Ай бұрын
He ain’t lying about some of them Jamaican women I have encountered in the past lol
@jesserimoniii6864
2 ай бұрын
Exactly 😆 I thought I was going crazy. Rocky I couldn't understand wtf he was saying on the last past? Had to rewind that shit like 10 times lol😂😂
@victorialynnstruble
6 ай бұрын
I love the fact that he cusses so much that even the editing team lets some profanity slip because they missed it
@zuhairvazir338
Ай бұрын
More like the South East. Loved the gig, 😅 all the best, from Pakistan
@ashwinpawar5325
Ай бұрын
South asian to be precise
@redpillpxki786
5 ай бұрын
Pakistan is South Asia not the Middle East
@mrme2653
2 ай бұрын
While really there's no real place called middle east!!
@tyrionlannister6459
2 ай бұрын
Middle East is colonial term, I think you west Asia
@TheBlindSwordsman
2 ай бұрын
Yes, technically, but it is now@@mrme2653
@BE-bk1tb
Ай бұрын
It’s jokes… relax.
@yahyamorse9334
Ай бұрын
As of 2001 the geography maps in alot of areas have added Pakistan to the Middle East due to the fact of it's majority Muslim population yet most people their do not speak Farsi or Arabic which are 2 major languages spoken in the Middle East region .
@zaidshaikh1855
Ай бұрын
Beeping Hilarious hahaha! Damn this is spot on! See this tells us a lot about the Pakistani Mindset. He asked who is from the Middle and he responded - that's the most hilarious thing ever
@msm9430
Ай бұрын
American geography at its finest.
@mehmood3526
11 күн бұрын
Bro I loved the Pakistani and Arab jokes. Aries is one of my favorite comics
@chlsaust9018
2 ай бұрын
HE IS GREAT❤❤❤❤❤
@MuhammadJahanzaibJahanza-vm4co
Ай бұрын
That guy says he is from Pakistan and doesnt even know that Pakistan is not in Middle East.
@malek2335
2 ай бұрын
Pakistan in Indian subcontinent, not in Middle East.
@nocf6465
2 ай бұрын
yea. obviously that guy is a dumbo.
@theultimatenewplayer9341
2 ай бұрын
Same general region. It literally on the border of Afghanistan and Iran. Saying Pakistan is in the Middle East and not the Indian subcontinent is like say Egypt is in the Middle East and not the African continent. It's literally on the border where the transition to the Indian subcontinent begins.
@ds3578
2 ай бұрын
Buy that is where their abbu came from 😂😂😂
@Bravo937
Ай бұрын
We sometimes group it all together. Thats known. Let’s be all critical and literal and try to ruin a joke with geography lessons because that’s what we are paying attention to when we watch comedy.
@wolvie041007
Ай бұрын
You think Americans know geography? 😅
@creolespanish34
Ай бұрын
I stopped watching this the umpteenth time the censor beeps kept me from understanding a joke, and it was before timestamp 2:00 of a 6 minutes video. Don't post comedy if the guidelines prohibit profanity, this is ridiculous
@namesarecliche3850
Ай бұрын
The peak comedy of a Pakistani calling himself middle eastern 😂😂
@Gamefever_10
Ай бұрын
When did Pakistani called himself middle eastern? It was just this comedian that assumed, get yu facts right p@jeet
@Berni13
Ай бұрын
The Guy in the audience, a Pakistani Claires to be middle western. Pay attention
@maxcooper4155
Ай бұрын
Fuck. This guy is so underrated
@maaziy_ghaziyIYI
Ай бұрын
Pakistan is actually east of the middle east. It may not be middle eastern but it neighbors and borders the Middle East and shares a lot of history, culture and religion with the Middle East. It could be classified as a bridge/transnational country between the Middle East, Central Asia and India.
@sickofya
Ай бұрын
Title of this should be Sly’s parody
@aljamal4254
19 күн бұрын
Skadooosh!
@aljamal4254
19 күн бұрын
2:21
@marsbambino3725
Ай бұрын
All these beeps could’ve started its own EDM track
@con10tv25
2 ай бұрын
5:57 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sidkings
Ай бұрын
That first part about Indian/British accent sounded very familiar to a fluffy joke... About keeping it real.
@Ragingbullgeo
Ай бұрын
🐐
@190morpheus
2 ай бұрын
😂
@rali5381
Ай бұрын
I met a Hindu Yogi in the Tibetan Mountain range who once told me Pakistan will soon become the headquarters of the world and all countries will bow before it's success
@propagandauncovered6650
Ай бұрын
Really? In Pakistani myself
@Berni13
Ай бұрын
And then you woke up
@Jose.Q_
2 ай бұрын
I always find it weird when youtubers upload some vids and they always censor certain words , which i get it because of YT strict rules , it kills the whole vibe of the comedy skit
@domju6546
Ай бұрын
"we all..."
@Aqil-sm3wz
2 ай бұрын
when the f did pakistan becomes a middle east country.
@AliKhan-dc1ft
2 ай бұрын
Exactly, and he didn’t even correct him
@mazinhussein4297
Ай бұрын
Yeah man, this is terrible I feel sick
@dourbeen
Ай бұрын
It's in greater middle east
@Aqil-sm3wz
Ай бұрын
@@dourbeen Have you ever heard about SOUTH ASIA?
@dourbeen
Ай бұрын
@Aqil-sm3wz pakistan is in both ... south south asia and greater middle east.
@domju6546
Ай бұрын
😆
@Retro30
11 күн бұрын
He was good one time..his going all DooLally now 🧠 lost the plot..😂
@puncastle5150
Ай бұрын
Pakistan is nowhere near the Middle East. It’s in South Asia. It’s 2,000 miles away. It’s like asking, “Who is from Hollywood?”… “I’m from St. Louis”.
@nikaawan9555
Ай бұрын
Actually Pakistan is the middle east of asia....haha 😅 Love and respect 💓😘
@Brandon-te7tw
2 ай бұрын
This feels very Patrice O'Neil-ish
@sallysson
2 ай бұрын
Don''t disrespect Patrice like that. Aries has his lane in sketch comedy, but Patrice's stand up is so much smarter.
@Brandon-te7tw
2 ай бұрын
@@sallysson I think the disrespect comes from Aries using phrases and doing a bit very similar to Patrice's.
@sallysson
2 ай бұрын
@@Brandon-te7tw Could be. Just glad to come across another Patrice fan. ✌
@Brandon-te7tw
2 ай бұрын
@sallysson Patrice was and still is blatantly underrated because the powers that be couldn't control the level of truth he spoke in his comedy. He is sorely missed by many who could use his level of intelligence in these times.
@EHmoderate
Ай бұрын
This guy is funny Just to clarify Pakistan is not Middle East, it’s South Asia
@strifelord5239
12 күн бұрын
That's the first Pakistani ever to call himself Middle Eastern. Poor guy was there by himself and wanted the attention.
@Mojo-vu4hr
Ай бұрын
pakistan aint Middle East its more like india ...at the beginning of this I was like this man is well travelled....hell no LMAO!
@mazinhussein4297
Ай бұрын
He just wanted to make the joke about bombs so it does not matter
@Mojo-vu4hr
Ай бұрын
@@mazinhussein4297 no it does matter the INDUS and DESERT of MIDDLE EAST AINT SAME,,,,its 2 worlds...
@dourbeen
Ай бұрын
Pakistan comes in greater middle east..secondly india is named after a river in pakistan.
@bigtaco4362
Ай бұрын
Pakistan is mainly sputh asian. But some people consider it part of central asia or middle east. Cant change it. Location
@abhishhk.
Ай бұрын
Pakistan think they are middle east 😂
@mcbenefield-if8nz
7 ай бұрын
Please censor the cuss words.I am an adult.I understand English. I have a clean mind Please realize it is grown up to like clean language.
@kiddfaz
Ай бұрын
man listen, that part about black people in Europe? lord have mercy lmfao I gotta treated like a king in Lithuania lmao I never had so many women just out right flirt with me because I exist, it was actually kind of overwhelming at a point
@DigsWigs2022
Ай бұрын
Fuck is beeping for? Fuck!!
@itsammar92
Ай бұрын
Wow the Pakistani himself didn't even know where his country is
@naeemchaudhary680
24 күн бұрын
But we know where ur mom is 😜 🥴🥴🥴
@fractal9720
2 ай бұрын
All I hear is, “beep…..beep, beep, beep….”, and a long etc. no first amendment any more ? I don’t feel ofended, but I feel ofended for too much censorship. Are we in a third world country?
@bokangntsonyane9954
Ай бұрын
I don't think he has any idea where Pakistan is
@unameit0000
Ай бұрын
As if any type of 'laugh society' would block bad words Who de funk blocks bad words on a comedy show. Anyway, thank you for letting me know this existed. Now Im gonna search the normal version
@PeterRichmond.
2 ай бұрын
Oh wow these beeping sounds really irritating me 😀😀😀 i come here to watch funny stand ups to release stress but instead it stresses me even more 😀👍🏻
@nabuchiznasar
Ай бұрын
Pakistan is considered far east, I hope this ends the debate once and for all.
Pakistan is south central Asia. The Middle East is West Asia.
@TripleKhaos
2 ай бұрын
fucking beeps god dammit
@pitch_imperfect
Ай бұрын
The bit could be hell a lot better without all these censorship,,,it took the fun out of it.
@mwkhan1163
Ай бұрын
Ppl actually are laughing at this... How old is this clip???
@yetigumba
Ай бұрын
brooo pakistanis are basically north indians who got separated in the 40s.
@brandonplavcan9741
2 ай бұрын
Pakistan is in Asia AND the Greater Middle East, just like how Egypt is in Africa as well as the Middle East. They're geopolitical terms, they don't indicate continents.
@boredengineersittingatgroo2638
Ай бұрын
No.
@financebaby
Ай бұрын
Even Iran🇮🇷 isn't in the Middle East, how can you include Pakiatan bro
@MrFas4wd
Ай бұрын
You know what’s rarer than a strawberry KitKat, is something that this man says that actually makes me laugh. He is not funny.
@thedarksideoftheforce6658
Ай бұрын
Aries I say this with love but Tommy Davidson owns the Rocky bit and ehh you are stealing it. Tommy doesn't a perfect I repeat a perfect flawless Stallone. No one on earth does it better than Tommy Davidson absolutely no one.
@navid3369
2 ай бұрын
Wtf would you put this online?
@Shahzada
Ай бұрын
Dictator movie put it best everything out of America Is Aaarabb
@mrraiz6289
13 күн бұрын
apparently Pakistan is now in middle east.
@hassannaeem536
2 күн бұрын
Pakistan is in southeast asia 😂
@riccccccardo
2 ай бұрын
KZitemrs don’t get money if there’s swear words in their videos.
@citycentregreen
Ай бұрын
Why on earth would you call Pakistan as a middle Eastern country. That dude called himself Pakistani and yet raised his hand when asked if middle eastern is here. Wtf
@alakabam4664
Ай бұрын
No beeps or just dont posf
@Power_Cosmic27
2 ай бұрын
Saw some other stuff and laughed pretty hard his other stuff is good. This wasn't that great tbh. The Indian accent and middle eastern bomb jokes are 20 years old, grabbing low hanging fruit, not really funny any more.
@Bannu_Zai
Ай бұрын
That's what happens when your mouth is not connected to brain..
@bigchow240
Ай бұрын
This clowns about geography🤡
@ashwinpawar5325
Ай бұрын
Bruh half the video iam hearing just beep!
@johnganda
Ай бұрын
half of this is bleeped
@radwanabdo7846
2 ай бұрын
Pakistan isn't middle east tho
@shzeenbibi5369
Ай бұрын
Pakistans in south Asia
@kaziabbas3537
Ай бұрын
Pakistan? Its not in Middle East
@Zambineaux305
Ай бұрын
Guys I think the Pakistani knows where his country is 😂 What percentage of Pakistan is Muslim?? Culturally it shares a lot of similarities with Middle Eastern nations
@jenababu3007
Ай бұрын
Pakistan is not Middle East I think
@thinkingloud1988
Ай бұрын
He probably hasnt been to Pakistan.
@waqarwiki682
Ай бұрын
Don't post if you have to fukn beep everytime
@wallywa2393
7 күн бұрын
Sorry buddy your not middle eastern your south east Asia. In a Racial category you ain’t putting down white but middle eastern and north African originals are technically categorized in that category.
@kmktheavatar
Ай бұрын
Why the fuck you censoring this 🤦🏾♂️
@ahmedalikhan2077
Ай бұрын
Pakistan ain't middle east its south asia
@mantelmann13
Ай бұрын
Your censorship beeping is ridiculous. I won't come back here. Beep this channel!
@kamikane5034
Ай бұрын
I can just imagine russel peters watching this like 🤦🏽♂️ tried to copy russels joke about middle east and couldn’t even do that right pakistan is in asia 🤦🏽♂️
@mazinhussein4297
Ай бұрын
His joke applies to Pakistan, there are terrorist grouped from there
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