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TRANSCRIPT:
Tester: All right, Mr. Thompson, take a seat. Congratulations on being invited to take the Canadian citizenship test. Now I'll ask you a series of questions that will test your knowledge of Canada. Are you ready to begin?
Mr. Thompson: Whenever you are.
Tester: Correct! You're off to a great start.
Mr. Thompson: Great.
Tester: What are the official languages of Canada?
Mr. Thompson: Apologies and passive aggression.
Tester: Correct!
Mr. Thompson: Yes.
Tester: How was the Prime Minister chosen?
Mr. Thompson: Nepotism.
Tester: Correct. What is the capital of Canada?
Mr. Thompson: Toronto if you're from there, Ottawa for everyone else.
Tester: Correct. What is the official animal of Canada?
Mr. Thompson: Raccoon.
Tester: Incorrect.
Mr. Thompson: I'm sorry.
Tester: That's correct.
Mr. Thompson: Oh!
Tester: What is Canada's national sport?
Mr. Thompson: Sweeping atrocities under the rug.
Tester: Correct! Would you rather watch the NFL or the CFL?
Mr. Thompson: What's the CFL?
Tester: That's correct. Finish the following sentence: Ouch. I hurt myself...
Mr. Thompson: Something something free health care.
Tester: Correct. ♪ It's been ♪
Mr. Thompson: ♪ one week since you looked at me! ♪
Tester: Correct! In Ontario they sell milk in what?
Mr. Thompson: Bags.
Tester: That's wrong.
Mr. Thompson: Oh damn.
Tester: No, no. You're right. I just mean, it's wrong to sell milk in bags.
Mr. Thompson: Oh, yeah. No, that's correct. Yeah.
Tester: How do you feel about Quebec?
Mr. Thompson: Uh.... pass?
Tester: Correct! Pick a Justin: Trudeau or Bieber?
Mr. Thompson: Neither.
Tester: Correct. Would you like some Tim Hortons?
Mr. Thompson: Yes, please.
Tester: Actually?
Mr. Thompson: Oh god no.
Tester: Correct! Alright and now the final test is: A tray that was full of appetizers, but now there's only one left. Would you like one?
Mr. Thompson: No, you go ahead.
Tester: No, no, I insist.
Mr. Thompson: I had a big lunch.
Tester: Are you sure? Take it.
Mr. Thompson: Let's just leave it there and then throw it out later.
Tester: Correct! Welcome to Canada.
Mr. Thompson: Thank you.
Tester: You know, if you're not going to eat it, I might as well just have it. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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