Wreck the Build
This song is a parody. The poster does not claim or own any part of the original song, or its lyrics.
If you don't like the product then press eject
Team’s getting bolder, can't take a rain check
It's time to let users know what to expect
We stop building features strung out on defects
Hold up, wait up, with feedback we come correct
You wanna change things up, well, hey then get set
It's easier to sit back than stick out your neck
It's easier to break it than build it correct
Inspect and adapt, the Scrum we respect
Transparency the key, it's what we project
Reviews and feedback keep us in check
Fail fast, learn quick, that's how we connect
No roadmap we didn't expect
Technical debt also not to neglect
And still stakeholders just wants to flex
Keep doin' that dev, we gonna break our necks
Inspect and adapt, you know we gotta check
Each increment we build, make sure we reflect
Feedback loops we never neglect
Inspect and adapt, it's how we perfect
(It takes a second to wreck it) it takes time to build
(It takes a second to wreck it) it takes time to build
(You gots to chill, to chill, to chill, to chill, to chill)
Hey yo, constructive feedback keeps us in check
Tearin' down each increment showing what to expect
If you want shippable, well hey that's a bet
We've got to inspect before we can perfect
Waiting for the product owner on deck
When it's time to review then plan we’ll check
So let's calibrate and check our specs
We need a little shift, keep our mindset in check
Inspect and adapt, the Scrum we respect
Transparency the key, it's what we project
Reviews and feedback keep us in check
Fail fast, learn quick, that's how we connect
I don't really know but I suspect
I think it's due time that we inspect
How they get their info and their facts are checked
Another sprint review, someone talking out their neck
So step up to the board and place your bets
Is the team gonna keep breaking necks?
Maybe it's time that we reflect
And the retrospective muscle that we want to flex
By the time sprint is done what will be left?
Burning out like E-pills in the discotheque
Environmental destruction and the tech debt
But plenty of stories left in the backlog chest
Inspect and adapt, the Scrum we respect
Transparency the key, it's what we project
Reviews and feedback keep us in check
Fail fast, learn quick, that's how we connect
What’s the real deal why you can't connect
Why you hating processes you never met
Isn’t a scrum value to show some respect?
Why not open your mind for a sec?
Inspect and adapt, the Scrum we respect
Each increment we build, make sure we reflect
Feedback loops we never neglect
Inspect and adapt, it's how we perfect
(It takes a second to wreck it) it takes time to build
(It takes a second to wreck it) it takes time to build
(You gots to chill, to chill, to chill, to chill, to chill)
Inspect and adapt, the Scrum we respect
Transparency the key, it's what we project
Reviews and feedback keep us in check
Fail fast, learn quick, that's how we connect
(It takes a second to wreck it) it takes time to build
(It takes a second to wreck it) it takes time to build
(You gots to chill, to chill, to chill, to chill, to chill)
Inspect and adapt, the Scrum we respect
Transparency the key, it's what we project
Reviews and feedback keep us in check
Fail fast, learn quick, that's how we connect
Text/Original Song linked at the info at the end of the video. This is a parody and I claim no rights on the original material.
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