“You don’t need good game design when you got family.”-Pin Cheesel, 2069
@diegocarbajal6660
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahaha
@trumpet12345
3 жыл бұрын
I want more starshirt guy.
@Omnishredder
3 жыл бұрын
"you can recycle redundant jokes when you got family" - tin weasel
@ar_reactions612
3 жыл бұрын
@@haktar11 ? I may live in Toronto but I don’t make videos with these guys
@ivanskorica6979
3 жыл бұрын
omg this one is gold :D
@JustinLeeper
3 жыл бұрын
Former game dev here. I have to imagine all those hilariously horrible things you pointed out were called out by the team. The question is: Why weren’t they fixed? Usually it’s about time. But what could have made this game get rushed out like an annual sports franchise? It’s a licensed game untied to an actual upcoming movie, coming from 2 studios with decent reputations. Weird...
@MrArgus11111
2 жыл бұрын
Christmas
@squidcaps4308
2 жыл бұрын
The reason: Ian Bell. The ex head of SLS. He is not a nice guy, super thin skinned and dictatorial micromanager. Has made several absolutely amazingly bad decisions and yet was the head of SLS for 2 decades. Is not there anymore, EA sports bought it to make F1 franchise more attractive to simracing audience. SLS had the best devs in the business once, the foundations they created back in the day are still visible in the simracing today. But.. Ian Bell is a knobhead.
@gracekim25
2 жыл бұрын
@@squidcaps4308 oh……
@lasskinn474
2 жыл бұрын
2 studios, possibly on fixed budgets possibly not on sales bonuses. Just tick the boxes and ship it
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@lasskinn474 NFS Shift and Shift 2???
@nikolaiestrella6785
3 жыл бұрын
This whole video was great, but the "giant loofah swinging behind the car" visual in particular made me scream with laughter at the end of a very trying day - Thank you guys, I dearly needed that.
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
Even Kasumi Nakasu still laughed hard when playing F&F Crossroads.😂
@rustbloodeclipse
3 жыл бұрын
Ever had a franchise where the main characters get so unbelievably lucky in every single scene and any bad thing that happens to them magically ends in the most cliche way possible, that you root for something bad to happen that kills them more than you root for their survival? Yeah, that's F&F at this point
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
Yes. All movies in F&F are basically way more impressive than games itself except the 2006 game.
@nignamedmutt7270
2 ай бұрын
@@purwantiallan5089Way to completely miss the original comment.
@ProtoMario
3 жыл бұрын
Guess you could say gamers noticed these flaws fast and became furious...
@jubdroid2590
3 жыл бұрын
how are you in every KZitem comment section... and I like your content btw
@eduardofromwiisportsresort9636
3 жыл бұрын
stop
@nayfieBot
3 жыл бұрын
You're Road Rash 3 Wait...
@lumbacon2133
3 жыл бұрын
Badum tss
@TheGreenYoutuber
3 жыл бұрын
Hey it's the Pokemon theory guy...
@MoltoRubato88
3 жыл бұрын
Ride to Hell: Retribution: Fast and Furious Edition.
@ChaseMC215
3 жыл бұрын
I actually requested that game to Shane for Just Bad Games, and he said that he and Adam are going to do a episode on one of those games, the other game I mentioned was Alien Resurrection
@mephistovonfaust
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Ride to Hell was a masterpiece compared to this
@darriusramdial2310
3 жыл бұрын
Oml 😂😂
@sirspookybones1118
3 жыл бұрын
@@mephistovonfaust in a sense, yeah. Theres so much to talk about with Ride to hell with just how funny and crap it is
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
3 жыл бұрын
Ride to Hell: Retribution 2: The Retributioning
@ImTheCrew
3 жыл бұрын
I’m 32 years old, and 6:51 gets me every time. I love it. I just click it over and over, I’m such a child.
@drcrowley7526
2 жыл бұрын
Tell be about it., My 24 year old self thought i was a mature adult until 9:22
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
Well everyone knowing this.
@michaelnelson1127
3 жыл бұрын
15:57 The crazy thing is that if this were an actual movie in the franchise, that would probably be the scene they use for that scenario. The absurdity has gotten that regular.
@andyenglish4303
3 жыл бұрын
All the realism of a saturday morning cartoon... So basically just like the movies.
@nthgth
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that scene with the tank seems like something a recent Fast movie would do
@colingznetworkplus4618
3 жыл бұрын
That’s one thing they got right when adapting
@nthgth
3 жыл бұрын
@@colingznetworkplus4618 yeah haha but they could've done it so much better and keep it cartoonish, like Burnout or Twisted Metal
@erichfiedler1481
3 жыл бұрын
Even the actual Fast & Furious cartoon is better than this car crash. And yes, there's a Fast & Furious cartoon series, you can watch it on Netflix
@gracekim25
3 жыл бұрын
@@erichfiedler1481 indeed🙂
@Mrmasterranter
3 жыл бұрын
the good things in this game are as abundant as Vin Diesel's hair
@gracekim25
3 жыл бұрын
He had hair?
@MarxasThomas
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was born bald.
@kwadwoansahofei
3 жыл бұрын
He has public hair at least
@Deliveredmean42
3 жыл бұрын
@@MarxasThomasYou haven't seen Mark Diesel with hair?
@harpritamdhaliwal1636
3 жыл бұрын
Oh i get it He has no hair
@umbrumsoldier1544
3 жыл бұрын
When the Game Awards 2019 ended with this, I just said "Screw it, Vin Diesel confirmed for Smash."
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
Yep. Yohane Tsushima also is in smashm
@Jolis_Parsec
3 жыл бұрын
9:22 Wait, so you’re telling me that they used a 2D sprite for that dude in the suit as opposed to a 3D model despite the game being released in 2020? 😲
@exterminator9676
2 жыл бұрын
It would be fine if it was supposed to be retro!
@akhimahathir2004
11 ай бұрын
9:34
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
@@exterminator9676more like semi retro.
@maplesmusicarchive
3 жыл бұрын
"it has all the realism of a saturday morning cartoon show" yep this is accurate to fast and furious
@kingwashington4044
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's the thing I'm confused about they can't talk bad about how unrealistic about the things that happens inside the fast in the furious. The fast and the furious is pretty much anime.
@vahlok1426
3 жыл бұрын
And it's just one of the many reasons why I hate what the series became. I miss the days of underground street racing and espionage as opposed to bootleg Twisted Metal.
@CommodoreFan64
3 жыл бұрын
@@vahlok1426 The series totally lost me after Tokyo Drift.
@mayuyumiwazaki8769
3 жыл бұрын
Remember when fast the furious was about illegal street racing?!!
@vahlok1426
3 жыл бұрын
@@CommodoreFan64 I was out of the series since about then too. Then years later I saw a clip of Terry Crews in an armored SUV with mini guns and missile launchers, halo dropping onto an Arctic lake and getting in a car battle alongside others. I thought, "Oh cool, is this a new IP or something?" Then I saw F&F pop up. I was instantly not interested. At all.
@rerez
3 жыл бұрын
FAMILY.
@panduvandal
3 жыл бұрын
FAMILY
@niche8137
3 жыл бұрын
FAMILY.
@gerarc21XD
3 жыл бұрын
FAMILY
@joandarc441
3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas
@mathematics117
3 жыл бұрын
FAMILY
@Not-Great-at-Gaming
3 жыл бұрын
Apparently there was a big sale in star shirts in Barthelona.
@TeruteruBozusama
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Levi's to be honest, everywhere I went in 2018 , someone was wearing a damn Levi's shirt.
@robertgaines-tulsa
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Barfelona.
@micah3608
2 жыл бұрын
Star-celona. ... Star-thelona?
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
2 жыл бұрын
But only white men with black hair could buy them!
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@micah3608 Found on 2F2F DVD there was a strange lost game featuring orange Supra and a black Charger in Los Angeles and drag racing against a red RX-7.
@SsnakeBite
3 жыл бұрын
And so, gamers around the world learned their lesson and never got themselves overhyped for a game they knew next to nothing about just because they liked the company involved.
@subtledemisefox
2 жыл бұрын
Until Cyberpunk 2077
@neoqwerty
2 жыл бұрын
You need to warn a guy when you pour that much sarcasm onto your words, I nearly slipped!
@skyjack1
Жыл бұрын
Really taught the Pokémon fans a lesson, amirite?
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
@@neoqwertywell this system from F&F Crossroads apparently as broken like Flatout 3. LOL.😂
@lbpvssplatoon2542
3 жыл бұрын
*"Oh yeah, this game existed."* -That one guy
@confusedkemono
3 жыл бұрын
that one star shirt guy?
@shawnfields2369
2 жыл бұрын
@@confusedkemono Well, no. But it was THAT one guy. Not me though. I didn't even know this game existed before this video. I mean, I did know Vin Diesel is a huge fan of gaming, not just video gaming, he also apparently is a D&D fan too, and he even starred in the Chronicles Of Riddick game, which was a prequel to the movie itself, and even has his own video game studio, which is pretty cool, because it's rare to see a celebrity not only own their own game studio, but be such a fan of it that they've starred in their own games about the movies too, even if said games weren't very good. But at least he tried. He was also Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy movies too. Apparently he's also a renowned breakdancer too. Well, he's multi-talented at least.
@puppymaroon964
2 жыл бұрын
This game is more recent than I thought.
@Islandswamp
3 жыл бұрын
Vin Diesel is a strange type of celebrity but he does enjoy gaming.
@vahlok1426
3 жыл бұрын
He's also a huge nerd who loves D&D. One of his tattoos are even the name of his first character.
@nickrustyson8124
3 жыл бұрын
Much like Phil Colins
@KitsuneYojimbo
3 жыл бұрын
@@vahlok1426 I know he had planned on.. I think it was either starring in or directing a movie based off the adventures of his D&D character.
@EbonMaster
3 жыл бұрын
@@KitsuneYojimbo I think Riddick is based on a DnD character of his but dont quote me on that.
@KitsuneYojimbo
3 жыл бұрын
@@EbonMaster Interesting. It wouldn't surprise me. Would be cool if that was the case.
@rodriguezracer4567
3 жыл бұрын
That feeling when Need for Speed: Payback, which I consider to be the WORST entry in the franchise, is a better Fast & Furious game than an actual licenced F&F title. I would also like to point out that Crossroad's current all-time peak player count according to Steamcharts is a grand total of........ *_21 players_*
@mattc2306
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I had a lot of fun with Payback. Even with the dumb speed card system, I enjoyed the offroad racing and action set pieces.
@brawler5760
Жыл бұрын
I actually consider NFS 2015 to be the worst since it’s the most undrivable in the series… still better than this though.
@jacksonteller3973
11 ай бұрын
that's true, it's like how Far Cry 6 was a better Just Cause game then that shitty mobile spin-off.
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
@@mattc2306me too. Despite NFS PAYBACK denoted as the WORST NFS GAME ever.
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
@@brawler5760agree. It is also the ONLY NFS GAME EVER that is always online remember.
@Mr.Pallanza
3 жыл бұрын
13:38 MY LUNGS ARE HEAVING FROM LAUGHTER. I am just in utter disbelief that your car, supposedly to look cool, goes through tubes of pipes, only to suddenly shoot back outside where it first entered HAHAHAHA
@thisp0ryg0nwillgiveyourdev65
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the newest game you've ever reviewed
@rerez
3 жыл бұрын
For the Just Bad Games series? Yes it is!
@useless4692
3 жыл бұрын
@@rerez Perfect game to end of 2020
@yiangaruga4928
3 жыл бұрын
Oh man this is going to be a good one
@Superstar5_
3 жыл бұрын
@@useless4692 End 2020 with a disaster
@useless4692
3 жыл бұрын
@@Superstar5_ I meant for Rerez. For the rest of us, It's just a fuckin nightmare.
@Brainwav
3 жыл бұрын
"All the realism of a Saturday Morning cartoon"... I mean, it's F&F, that's to be expected.
@ChaseMC215
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the original 3 films were, because it was about Tuning and Imports.
@Dynaman21
3 жыл бұрын
And Vin produced one of those too for Fast and Furious...except it seems a lot more successful.
@mattc2306
3 жыл бұрын
As someone that liked both the old and newer films, that line got a chuckle out of me.
@scottthewaterwarrior
3 жыл бұрын
@@ChaseMC215 IDK, 2 Fast 2 Furious had a number of silly moments too. Drawbridge jump and boat jump come to mind. Though they were more about car culture and racing then saving the world action movie type stuff. Still I like them all, though the first one is probably my least favorite, that first race just lasts so long and is so poorly done, like 90% CGI blur out the window.
@GoredonTheDestroyer
3 жыл бұрын
@@scottthewaterwarrior That's part of the charm of the older Fast and Furious movies - They're about car culture first, goofy but plausible plots second. They were just dumb car movies with largely throwaway plots, contained to one or two locales. One of those things where bigger isn't always better, y'know?
@Antonio_Ortiz
2 жыл бұрын
15:47: Sebastian jumping literally made me LOL.
@LoganWH8
2 жыл бұрын
In the original The Fast and The Furious, Dom and his team hijack trucks carrying TV/VCR combos, and were completely thwarted by a single truck driver with a gun. In F9, the Fast and Furious Saga, Dom’s team defeat an army and fly a rocket car to the international space station.
@michaelamaya9032
3 жыл бұрын
Money ghost 1: "New arrival!" Money ghost 2: "What are you in for?" New Money Ghost: "Fast and Furious: Crossroads." Money Ghosts: "Whaaaat!?"
@lPsychoMax
3 жыл бұрын
Money Ghost of Bethesda : Over here buddy! Wrong Queue!
@Drain-Life-Archive
3 жыл бұрын
Next ghost in line: "You think yours is bad? Try Ride To Hell Retribution."
@Poorgeniu5
3 жыл бұрын
Familiar Money ghost 3: "What of an botttomless money pit"
@magentapurpleyap5566
3 жыл бұрын
Money ghost of Superman 64: Do not cite the deep magic fo me. I was there when it was written.
@songohan3321
3 жыл бұрын
The glitches is more entertaining than the actual game.
@Ramsey276one
3 жыл бұрын
2077
@anonymousoff-brand7538
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ramsey276one also, 76 and, if you go back enough, 2006... realizing the last of those is like the others makes me feel old somehow.
@Mr.Capitalism
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousoff-brand7538 he meant the new cyberpunk game
@mzak5204
2 жыл бұрын
Are
@DhavidSetiawanKilluaDhavid
2 жыл бұрын
For 80GB??? No way dude!
@agiekasaputro5884
3 жыл бұрын
Just Cause 2 called. They want their missile surfing back.
@Drain-Life-Archive
3 жыл бұрын
This was basically ride to hell with a license and sellouts behind it. Speaking of ride to hell, any plans to cover that game? It's definitely bad.
@KotaonPC
3 жыл бұрын
Rerez already covered it in the old flagship series "positives"
@viscountrainbows6452
3 жыл бұрын
Wish granted
@Drain-Life-Archive
3 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 It's a great episode too, glad they did it.
@puppymaroon964
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's a little harsh to compare this game to Ride to Hell.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
3 жыл бұрын
This game had no business being revealed at last year's Game Awards, let alone be the final announcement...
@michaelkeha
3 жыл бұрын
Considering the game awards are a glorified advertisement for new games with meaningless awards given out to those who played nicest politically with the judges along with giving them crap tons of money no this game fits perfectly in the game awards as it's as broken and hollow as the awards
@ridhosamudro2199
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's just business man
@Deadsea_1993
3 жыл бұрын
My same comment about The Last Of Us 2. Ghost of T should have won it. I laughed hard when Cyberpunk 2077 was a contender, like are you joking ? The way it ended up should have dropped it entirely. Game Awards is all about flash over substance
@jacksonteller3973
11 ай бұрын
@@Deadsea_1993 Nah Last of Us 2 deserved, GOT was bland and forgettable as hell, 2077 is actually pretty good.
@DrayLoco
10 ай бұрын
@@jacksonteller3973GOT is actually really cool most people really enjoyed it. LOU2 probably deserved GOTY though and I agree Cyberpunk is actually pretty good. Had they just made a 10-15hr linear fps rpg it could be one of the best games in the past years. The open world aspect ruined most people’s perception of the game even though the main story was great.
@fnln3011
3 жыл бұрын
The guy wiggling his gun in vain is the best.
@TheRealEncy
3 жыл бұрын
He Is Like : *"Come On Now, I'm Waiting, Just Press The Fricking Pedal Already"*
@dubstepbeecorsi6892
3 жыл бұрын
10:25 this moment is even better because i SWAER i know that tune
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@dubstepbeecorsi6892 Spider-Man: Gwen Stacy in turtleneck sweater, trench coat, miniskirt, boots that covers her attractive legs, and a headband. Prototype: Pedestrian Girl in lace bra, elbow sleeve button shirt, garter belt, stockings that covers her attractive legs, belt, pencil skirt, and a pair of high heels.
@carlcunningham7750
3 жыл бұрын
10:12 Lol, I just imagine the dude with the gun being like "Just... stop moving the car. Just hold it still. Stop! I cant line up a shot if you keep moving! Dude just lay of the gas! STOP COME ON DUDE!"
@ninobrown9600
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else notice the Guile Sonic Boom tank aesthetic.
@LorenHelgeson
3 жыл бұрын
"2 Slow. 2 Oblivious." That sums up Vin Diesel (and his characters) very nicely.
@ChaseMC215
3 жыл бұрын
Unless it's The Chronicles Of Riddick, and The Pacifier, I love those films.
@blackice9088
2 жыл бұрын
When they retire, they'll be The Slow & The Highly Medicated...
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
@@ChaseMC215i also miss those underrated movies from 2000s.
@ethanlandau6333
3 жыл бұрын
Just a slight note about the electric jaguar emitting steam when damaged. Electric cars still have radiators and coolant, and can absolutely emit steam when damaged. I don't fault you for not knowing though
@ethanlandau6333
3 жыл бұрын
This game looks so bad though, almost unplayable
@thearousedeunuch
3 жыл бұрын
I bet that they didn't fact check that, though.
@ethanlandau6333
3 жыл бұрын
@@thearousedeunuch I wouldn't think it's easy to fact check. "Do electric cars steam when crashed" isn't exactly a productive Google search. These are video game guys, I don't expect them to know cars
@Qwex1992
3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanlandau6333 They have money, they could've asked someone who knows.
@chazzcoolidge2654
3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanlandau6333 Given that fucking Slightly Mad Studios helped develop this shitpile,they most likely already knew that about electric cars emitting steam.
@MrJAG
3 жыл бұрын
14:24 - I have a suspicion that the bus is meant to do that, to throw you off while tailing. I have seen a few things like this, when in chasing/tailing missions before. I'm certain it is because of that, and not the horrible AI, but of course, can't tell with this game.
@donotatme
26 күн бұрын
It's so bad looks like early concept footage of "epic accident during chase" but then they forgot to finish the scene lol
@strangelove2606
3 жыл бұрын
Money was spent Fast & now the money ghost is Furious
@thatunityking1324
3 жыл бұрын
i had no idea what game this was when i saw it at walmart.....
@Frieowksf1293
3 жыл бұрын
I forgot about this game until Angry Joe reviewed it
@nickyblue4866
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes... noice
@thatunityking1324
3 жыл бұрын
@@nickyblue4866 lol
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatunityking1324 F&F 2003 game trailer with black Dodge Charger and orange Toyota Supra driving in Los Angeles in the sunset???
@Igorcastrochucre
3 жыл бұрын
This was probably a tie-in for the new F&F movie, that got delayed by a year because of the lockdown. Oh, that's unfortunate.
@waltercomunello121
3 жыл бұрын
yup. It's all the virus's fault.
@ChaseMC215
3 жыл бұрын
This had nothing to do with F9, must be based off the previous F&F film (not Hobbs and Shaw, despite the film being a comedic rollercoaster).
@craigjanssen371
3 жыл бұрын
So they were basically handed an excuse to delay the game on a silver platter and spend that extra time to make a better game, but instead just shipped it out in a somewhat broken state and said eff it? Do they share employees with CD Projekt Red?
@ChaseMC215
3 жыл бұрын
@@craigjanssen371 It's unknown.
@bluekewne
3 жыл бұрын
Nope, if that was true it would've been stated at VGA2019 when this was announced
@CM-158
3 жыл бұрын
5:59 2 Slow 2 Obvious ha ha ha 😂🤣😂 !!
@canthaveshitindetroit
2 жыл бұрын
0:33 Ah yes, my favorite song. "R E R E Z S T O C K M U S I C # 46"
@dnkykng3369
3 жыл бұрын
The driving mechanics remind me of F-Zero GX for the GameCube, you had to balance speed for grip and control, and each vehicle had different stats for grip, the lower the letter, the worse the grip, and using the left and right shoulder button also shifted you left and right
@MrSkerpentine
2 жыл бұрын
And just like GX was to Shigeru Miyamoto, this game was a massive disappointment lol
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSkerpentine And even the UI in this game lacks the speedometer and the mini-map.
@Dr.DagNabit
3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for "Bumper: Fly me to the moon" To come out. That games gonna be sweet.
@TheTiltblazin
3 жыл бұрын
@ 0:33, This "Bootleg Butt" low-budget music has me crying! I LOVE IT! This is my new themed ringtone song! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sebastiangreenan1774
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Roman's tiny car dragging that thing around just made nostalgic for Micromachines.
@MuseHijinks
3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how good the Chronicles of Riddick games were and Fast n Furious gets uh... this
@NEEDbacon
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair Fast and Furious did get a good game for Tokyo Drift. It's just basically Rip off of Tokyo Xtreme Racer, but still miles better then this even with the questionable driving physics of the Tokyo Drift game.
@TheWyman55_
2 жыл бұрын
>its crazy how good the Chronicle of Riddick is Ftfy
@theoneonlygreatbadr6002
Жыл бұрын
@@TheWyman55_ 🤓
@O.V.
3 жыл бұрын
This is the most positive note that this series has ever ended on. Almost a glowing recommendation.
@puppymaroon964
2 жыл бұрын
If only for the wrong reasons.
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
@@puppymaroon964agree.
@BalorShield
3 жыл бұрын
this game actually makes the ridiculous stunts in F9 less insane. *sees Rocket car in F9 trailer* they've lost their minds.. *sees 1 scene in Crossroads* uhhh.. *sees Rocket car in space in F9* I'm sorry I ever doubted you
@blackice9088
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the.harpoon gun on the car gave someone in law enforcement the idea for the grappler...
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@blackice9088 NFS Underground pink Eclipse with Vapor bodykit and aqua unique vinyl... iconic with the orange-gold Skyline with Mantis bodykit and unique griffin vinyl.
@andreworders7305
2 жыл бұрын
26:25 LMAO. They're not even trying to hide it!
@JigglesBunny
3 жыл бұрын
“yEaH.” - Michelle Rodriguez, 2019
@linksbro1
3 жыл бұрын
"Have no fear! The Shunt buttons are here!" That is... a very unfortunate word to use. Anyone else who's seen the 1989 movie 'Society' knows what I mean.
@philcooper9225
3 жыл бұрын
That's literally what it means lol not your weird esoteric meaning from a movie most people haven't heard of 🤣
@pinkdebugger
3 жыл бұрын
@@philcooper9225 are you ten years old?
@razielmauro9559
3 жыл бұрын
Oh god...
@razielmauro9559
3 жыл бұрын
@@philcooper9225 uh...go watch the movie and be scarred like the rest of us
@Ramsey276one
3 жыл бұрын
@@razielmauro9559 yikes
@WickedGamerCollector
3 жыл бұрын
Damn.. what a mess, thanks for reminding me why I don't play movie based games. Riddick was indded a fun game did play that one for some time 😊
@penkinodenuevo7468
2 жыл бұрын
15:23 Your planet needs you soldier! We miss you :' )
@corymorimacori1059
3 жыл бұрын
Paul Walker will be grossed out if he saw this game if he were still alive.
@nthgth
3 жыл бұрын
I'd think he would've been involved with it since he was such good friends with Vin. Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad then.
@nthgth
3 жыл бұрын
@ very true
@mariodacostamosteiro7262
3 жыл бұрын
Oh deer, that makes me remind to a twitch commentary that I saw in a stream of the full story mode(similar to this one): I hate to say it, but I´m glad that Paul Walker isn´t alive to see it
@JuanGomez-ke5py
2 жыл бұрын
Paul Walker's rolling in his grave
@licentiousdreams
2 жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn't put him in the game...
@DJH316007
3 жыл бұрын
So it seems like they got sick of the invisible walls too so they wanted to launch a satellite to get rid of them. Did I hear that right?
@ericb3157
2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of several Flat Earthers who claim that "operation fishbowl" (an A-bomb test) was actually "The Government" trying to break through "The Firmament"!
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@ericb3157 Super Monkey Ball: Aiai's fallout scream > Monsters vs. Aliens: Ms. Ronson's scream
@jasondavis378
2 жыл бұрын
19:09 "Vindication!" 😆
@YoloMcSwaggot
3 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait, HOLD ON. SlightlyMad Studios did this? The ones that made Project Cars are... responsible... for THIS!?
@michaelavanessian8558
3 жыл бұрын
That shitty little joke kazoo song at the beginning? It kinda slaps.
@partycity1113
3 жыл бұрын
What was the name of it
@michaelavanessian8558
3 жыл бұрын
@@partycity1113 I have no idea
@Kimosabes2hot
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they did it themselves
@Skotch_Korean
2 жыл бұрын
Loved it
@Skotch_Korean
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kimosabes2hot Nope
@orvilleredenpiller338
3 жыл бұрын
Saying that the game is “set in the same universe” as the movies makes the movies sound like it’s a sci-fi franchise. And given how they portray physics in the film, it might be the best way to look at them.
@joeblaster8770
3 жыл бұрын
24:30 that happens so you might be on to something.
@CodecrafterArtemis
2 жыл бұрын
If Star Wars is space opera, then Fast and Furios is... Car opera I guess?
@BananaPhoPhilly
Жыл бұрын
Jesus christ that section where sebastian jumps onto the truck is the funniest thing ive seen in months
@gspoiler
3 жыл бұрын
Now there are vin diesel family memes everywhere.
@vahlok1426
3 жыл бұрын
"All the realism of a Saturday morning cartoon" Yeah, that's why I don't like F&F anymore. I miss the days of street races and tuner cars, not explosion filled Twisted Metal ripoffs.
@mattc2306
3 жыл бұрын
Frankly, I would've liked if they went the way of Gone in 60 Seconds or Baby Driver, where it's an action crime flick but with a large emphasis on cars.
@Xehanort10
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. What happened to the old "criminals boosting cars for illegal street races" plot? Now they have characters fighting each other with futuristic technology.
@mattc2306
3 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 Yeah. This is what led me to write my own stories about that sort of thing. While I doubt it would ever come to solid fruition (especially in this state the world is in), I can always dream.
@joandarc441
3 жыл бұрын
For me the best one is Tokyo Drift
@mattc2306
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's everyone's favorite.
@JohnnyArcadeNintendo
3 жыл бұрын
I guess the ghosts are on vacation. Luckily Batman was available.
@graphicsgod
3 жыл бұрын
JohnnyArcadeNintendo I miss the ghosts..
@ItsLelingTime
3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Sparksterchan
3 жыл бұрын
They're still cleaning up after that DDI episode...
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sparksterchan insides of money ghost everywhere after one big boom
@GamingDreamer
3 жыл бұрын
13:13 I never laugh that hard for so long
@TheBigDynamo
3 жыл бұрын
9:26 For anyone that remembers the way classic Doom characters moved and didn't move in terms of their three dimensional plans, this is exactly what this is. If they're standing still, they will only move with the camera, just like this game somehow replicated with technology years after classic Doom.
@exterminator9676
2 жыл бұрын
Hell, I think DOOM had even more sprites than this shitstorm of a game!
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@exterminator9676 That's pretty big!
@WA_Stokins
3 жыл бұрын
"This game has all the realism of a saturday morning cartoon!" Dude did you expect high realism from the FAST and the FURIOUS
@conradojavier7547
3 жыл бұрын
They want Realism in that kind of Action.
@AraiDigital
3 жыл бұрын
The movie got delayed. This should have been never *released*.
@impr3subie
3 жыл бұрын
They should have stayed with their roots smh. They "fixed" something that was not broke
@RockerMicke1
3 жыл бұрын
how does han survive ?
@DeWitherWarrior
2 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear all 6 of the fast and furious video game fans were there to celebrate: 0:06
@SquishiestSquidy
Жыл бұрын
Shunting was a mechanic in the Speed Racer Wii game so to see these realistic cars sharing a trait of not-so-real cars is funny
@WoddCar
3 жыл бұрын
This game would be bad as a ps2 shovelware game, let alone ps4 and xbone
@Squige
3 жыл бұрын
Thank god he finally uncovered it
@juzoinui4627
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@juzoinui4627 When I saw an advert of Downton Abbey back in 2013, I thought it was going to be a dark, drama series like Days of Our Lives.
@justinstoll4955
3 жыл бұрын
My goodness, y'all's videos are freaking hilarious. I've bingeing all y'all's videos now. Rogue Warrior was so hilarious.
@Lrules364
3 жыл бұрын
The funny part is, they didn't learn their lesson. They released a game just like this about 10 years ago. Its called WHEELMAN, starring vin diesel. And its just as awful, if not worse, than this. The only reason i played it, is because you get to drive a Pontiac G8. And even then, its just not worth it. These games need to go away forever, and ill never miss them.
@akufromthefuturejmm6237
2 жыл бұрын
I only played it bc the stealing one car while driving another mechanic was hilarious So was bitch slapping people with my car
@ajbennett5427
Ай бұрын
I actually like wheelman but i could never get past the mission where you had to wreck that newspaper stuff.
@Casketkrusher_
3 жыл бұрын
In this day and age developers release games that aren't finished, sad.
@SEiMEi_EXiSTS
3 жыл бұрын
We're all DooMed
@stevethepocket
3 жыл бұрын
As opposed to every other period which definitely weren't full of rush-job shovelware. Especially the '80s and early '90s, which definitely didn't have enough of it to kick off the career of one of the most famous gaming personalities on KZitem. Nope.
@starspeculation
3 жыл бұрын
i feel like it's happening more frequently now that most people have WiFi, and game studios are just like: "Eh. We'll add more later."
@IsmailofeRegime
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevethepocket To be fair, I don't recall many AVGN-reviewed games from the 80s and 90s that were unfinished or incredibly buggy. A lot of them just inherently sucked due to bad and/or boring gameplay.
@camero4134
3 жыл бұрын
@@IsmailofeRegime Action 52: *have a seat*
@GrievousFrom
3 жыл бұрын
Is Batman part of the cast now? I'm down. XD
@stilesstratton9566
Жыл бұрын
I introduced my friend Vincent to this series. We love it so much that we kinda adopted the invisible walls gag
@harveyplissken4604
3 жыл бұрын
16:10 SAABAAASSTIIAAAANNN!!! XD LMFAO
@Nazo-kage
3 жыл бұрын
I’m kind of curious as to how it went so badly. Considering it had to video game companies who actually can do some decent work. So how did this become such a glitchy train wreck?
@useless4692
3 жыл бұрын
Bandai probably didn't give them enough time to polish or delay the game and as a result, had to both rush and crunch to finish the game. I believe that's also the reason why Vin Diesel seemed surprised at the game trailer even though he was one of the producers on the project, he never expected the given release date and likely wasn't informed of it until that moment.
@Drain-Life-Archive
3 жыл бұрын
It's another shovelware cash grab rushed out the door and dumped onto stores.
@kirby1225
3 жыл бұрын
i'm going to blame the publisher on this one, these devs are skilled, the only reason it's this bad is that the publisher rushed it.
@Nazo-kage
3 жыл бұрын
@@Drain-Life-Archive which makes absolutely no sense to me since it was obviously meant to be released alongside the new fast and the furious movie but that got delayed. So would’ve made more sense if the game was delayed too.
@puppymaroon964
2 жыл бұрын
IDK, maybe it was rushed?
@Cyberguy64
3 жыл бұрын
I thought the thumbnail was a Sam and Max reference at first glance.
@prismstudios001
3 жыл бұрын
All of the very best background music is kazoo based....
@dkrampage2933
Жыл бұрын
5:52 I'm pretty sure that's a reference to Need For Speed Heat, why? Because Slightly Mad Studios has a thing against EA after EA rejected their idea for Need For Speed Shift 3, since then they hate EA to the point where they got into the NFS Payback reveal stream and actually revealed this game before time and said "We are making a better Fast and Furious game that this knockoff they made" they also said that Project Car 3 was what they were planning for NFS Shift 3 (and watching how much the people hate PC3 maybe it was a good call from EA to reject it).
@OmegaSaurus
3 жыл бұрын
The concept it's fucking neat The execution was as awful
@mattc2306
3 жыл бұрын
I know right? I mean, I'm one of the weirdos that actually likes the action focused Fast & Furious movies (as well as the original trilogy), and it would've been pretty cool to play the greatest hits of the franchise, much like the Lego Star Wars games. If there were more thought and effort into it, this would've been a pretty decent game.
@doodledangernoodle2517
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattc2306 a Lego Fast and the Furious game would be amazing
@mattc2306
2 жыл бұрын
@@doodledangernoodle2517 It would be fun to experiment with crash physics in Lego form.
@maliciouspaintball1224
3 жыл бұрын
seeing a just bad games upload just makes my day!! and i havint even watched it yet
@L3vinesNL
2 жыл бұрын
They delisted the game and the website only has this as the frontpage "This site is currently not available." :'D
@nicholasgawler-collins5754
3 жыл бұрын
Your videos make me laugh so much! Thanks.
@faizaliqbal2284
3 жыл бұрын
That intro reminds me of CrowBCat. We missed him so much.
@JackieKog
3 жыл бұрын
I need a full version of that Kazoo/Recorder cover at the start of the video, it's magic
@roguedogx
2 жыл бұрын
25:30 that could have actually made for a pretty good plot point. fighting an army of clones all wearing the same shirt.
@Scarletdex8299
Жыл бұрын
I mean yeah. Last film they entered orbit by modifying a sport car and strapping it to a rocket. Next step... Hollywood scriptwriter: "Ok... hacker... mafia... russian nuclear sub... flying car to the space... uuughhh...... CLONING! YEAH! Cloning! Bad guys invented cloning! Imagine an army of Vin Diesels in the 3rd act! Wooooo"
@RikiZ8
3 жыл бұрын
I wish you guys could make new videos of "just bad" more often. Hilarious as always 😄
@purwantiallan5089
8 ай бұрын
What about Just Bad Games: LoveLive School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live?
@al112v4
3 жыл бұрын
As a Spaniard, hearing Barcelona like that made me kinda cringe.
@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
3 жыл бұрын
English is weird. It's o, not oh. And the r is not smooth.
@al112v4
3 жыл бұрын
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 🤦♂️
@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
3 жыл бұрын
@@al112v4 It's hard to show in text form. I speak Spanish, and if I want to show something, English speakers will say something. I know it's not Barthelona.
@TangerineWallaby343
2 жыл бұрын
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 Genki's F&F game driving a Brian's Supra in Los Angeles PS2 and Xbox November 2003-planned mission-based driving game that later cancelled but became Street Racing Syndicate's final build found on 2F2F DVD.
@MrSkerpentine
3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Just let Insomniac make all of the licensed games from now on
@2Scribble
3 жыл бұрын
Or - really - ANYONE besides these guys...
@douglasthequilava
3 жыл бұрын
so... does that mean you think the Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom remake would've been better if handled by Insomniac instead of THQ Nordic?
@tommiknuutila6751
3 жыл бұрын
@@douglasthequilava Well, that was just a remake, so it's a bit different.
@MrSkerpentine
3 жыл бұрын
@@douglasthequilava *from now on
@DestinyZX1
3 жыл бұрын
@@douglasthequilava nick made THq Nordic rushed the game to tie it in with the new Spongebob movie. But then the pandemic happened and it got delayed. Nick still told them to continue regardless.
@oakcitygamersjoel9772
3 жыл бұрын
Now you have to play Fast & Furious Showdown for Nintendo Wii U. Although they seem to have left out Tigon. LoL!
@beautyforashes2022
2 жыл бұрын
I love watching videos of broken AI/NPCs, always makes me laugh.
@carltontheduke2571
3 жыл бұрын
Latest entry, ladies and gentlemen. Revel in the quality.
@MentalLiberation
3 жыл бұрын
19:16 LOL. Knowing you, you were waiting for a moment like this to be justified, buddy. LOL. Never change, Bats!
@edgarcabrera9130
3 жыл бұрын
The last Sebastian jumping on that semi is probably the most accurate representation of the fast and furious franchise....
@Xenobears
3 жыл бұрын
@13:18 sounds like typical Florida driver behavior to me.
@danielhuras617
3 жыл бұрын
love that kazoo rendition in the opening.
@Wangso_
3 жыл бұрын
me: sees it is a half an hour . Me: _Aw s***, here we go again._
@solonsaturngaming3727
3 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing Batman again lol of course he’d steal that diamond lmao
@jaykettavong4109
3 жыл бұрын
Can I just say who ever made this thumbnail art your a cultural genius combining two these two franchises and making it god awfully hilarious
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