Honestly, if Akiyama and Saigo went to one of these auditions and had one of their usual conversations, they would wreck the competition.
@Errrmmm
7 жыл бұрын
Either that or Majima and Kazuma head in there lol
@Vali_Z4ne
5 жыл бұрын
@@Makareno94 Kiryu tsukkomi-ing would just be pure assault and beatdowns!
@user-mr2do2qq2o
4 жыл бұрын
omg majima and nishitani
@conget
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-mr2do2qq2o I would think more like Goro Majima with Nishida, just like during bom defusion
@conget
4 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/tX5t022ZcGSFfnY
@FinalLuigi
5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, when I heard that there was a comedy section in Yakuza 5, I legit was expecting Kiryu doing standup comedy and then getting agitated at hecklers and starting a club wide brawl. Imagine Seinfeld except Pledge of Demon starts playing each time Newman shows up and they fight.
@zorroshiro3037
4 жыл бұрын
NEEEWWWMAAANNNN!
@NightxKilla
7 жыл бұрын
*reads the message* "Should take atleast 10 seconds to say" *Says it in 4 seconds* "Wait wtf?!"
@mangopie7602
3 жыл бұрын
japanese
@silas5704
4 жыл бұрын
Haruka smacks that guy just like how she got smacked by kiryu
@anng3ls294
3 жыл бұрын
She learned alot from Uncle Kaz
@ronaldolink9331
3 жыл бұрын
Essence of the Slap
@bluemuppet6
3 жыл бұрын
only Haruka kind of overdid a little bit lol.
@ilychap
3 жыл бұрын
Haruka after getting slapped "That's Rad."
@angelusvastator1297
Жыл бұрын
@@bluemuppet6 essentially slapstick
@wastebasket2012
6 жыл бұрын
I call this Haruka smacks a guy for 9 minutes straight I'm so proud ;-;
@jondoe7036
4 жыл бұрын
Having yet to play the game, I'm gonna assume this is the only example we're gonna get of her beating someone up.
@ryleygriggs9840
4 жыл бұрын
Kazuma taught her well.
@Sheriff_Bruce_Lee
4 жыл бұрын
@@jondoe7036 Sadly yes.
@ashikjaman1940
3 жыл бұрын
@@jondoe7036 she does throw a fire extinguisher on a guy's head
@blubberfishscrungelbottom
Жыл бұрын
@@ashikjaman1940 she threw it to akiyama
@manny5562
4 жыл бұрын
0:32 "So you don't have a boyfriend?" Kiryu : "Something's wrong, i can feel it" Yuta Usami (watching tv) : *heavy breathing*
@franciscodavi1323
Жыл бұрын
yeah kiryu sadly she just becomes pregnant without thinking
@overchipz
7 жыл бұрын
I failed this minigame so many times because I couldnt stop laughing
@GuardianOfTheHeaven
6 жыл бұрын
I would have failed too likewise! XD (And yes, I can understand spoken Japanese, just not the written one yet)
@OTioRean
5 жыл бұрын
acho que não tenho senso de humor
@sxar_0660
4 жыл бұрын
Akihabara Senkan what’s your progress now :o?
@cartoonvideos5
4 жыл бұрын
How? You have to interrupt them like halfway to get the timing right, at least on the remaster. I barely have time to read.
@overchipz
4 жыл бұрын
@@cartoonvideos5 I understand spoken japanese, and Im a fan of this genre of comedy routine Unfortunely it doesnt translate very well into english unless you are familiar with the genre
@poppokonanachan
4 жыл бұрын
"Harukas comedy routines" The real comedy: 2:05
@elbowpastatime
3 жыл бұрын
This legit made me cackle when I saw it.
@Noscainum
3 жыл бұрын
thanks, I choked on my coffee.
@doonishsan
3 жыл бұрын
That poor guy He didn't know Haruka was raised by a nice Yakuza that fights everyday. Haruka also learnt something from Kiryu's fight I suppose.
@franciscodavi1323
Жыл бұрын
yeah like in some options she straight up beats him 😂 😂
@Brock2097
7 жыл бұрын
Considering what happened to her after the end of Y5 maybe she would have been better off doing manzai
@meowmowraa
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't struggle with which answers to go with but the timing was super hard! I played the video alongside the game and had this be a second or 2 ahead, when the answer was pressed in the video I pressed in the game and it made it pretty spot on! thanks for uploading this :D
@Ninkyo893
8 жыл бұрын
I've been struggling with this for a long time! The completionist gamer in me didn't want to leave this side mission unresolved. This video really helps. Thanks for the upload. :)
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+Ninkyo893 You're welcome! I'm happy it helped you out
@TheIPGCorporations
8 жыл бұрын
+Jimmyqballs You're a loveable dog. Bakamitai song time.
@lyhthegreat
8 жыл бұрын
damei damei....
@woopnull9103
4 жыл бұрын
Was so hoping for haruka to do a heat move on the last slap lol
@AndrewPowell1986
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video I wouldn't of been able to complete this sub story without it. My method was to line up the KZitem video and PS3 gameplay exactly. I listened to the videos audio instead of the games and pressed the buttons as close as I could to yours. It worked a charm. Good luck people!
@Bassai
5 жыл бұрын
I recommend pausing the game each time he finishes a line, then referring to the corresponding part in the video. Going back to the game, answer as soon as he finishes his line, not a half a second after. I got a 94 on the first round. Do save as much as you can.
@machinagenex101
8 жыл бұрын
Something tells me this would be better understood in Japanese
@NarcoticDimension
8 жыл бұрын
no shit mate...
@Planefan1000
3 жыл бұрын
It's called "manzai" over there. What happens is, there's a _boke_ and a _tsukkomi_ onstage. Haruo, the _boke_ acts like your typical know-it-all, and Haruka, the _tsukkomi_ butts in when he goes off-track.
@optimaltt6070
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it definitely didn't seem like it was translated right. One of the dialogue options for the "relationships" topic is "You went out with *him* !?" with no HIM ever being mentioned, so some(i.e. most) subtext/context was missing.
@imadrifter
2 жыл бұрын
@@optimaltt6070 well that was one of the wrong choices, cuz its a mini game after all
@StraightcheD
10 ай бұрын
@@optimaltt6070 That reference comes from the exchange before that, revealing that it's a guy, I think. 1:40
@thebreakfastmegapowers3525
6 жыл бұрын
The biggest problem would've been solved if they just had a guage to tell when the opportune time to interupt him is. If you can't translate Japanese then you're playing this at least 5 times trying to get the timing right!
@MegaStylerX
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the localization team for the remaster read your comment because this is exactly what they did on their re-release.
@thebreakfastmegapowers3525
4 жыл бұрын
@@MegaStylerX it would be funny if that were the case. But they probably got way more direct feedback
@misterrluckydragon
4 жыл бұрын
they added a time gauge in the remaster but I still failed it like 5 times lol
@bluemuppet6
3 жыл бұрын
@@misterrluckydragon so did i don't feel bad lol. it's a little easier if you look up gamefaq walkthrough, they cover the whole game including side stuff and substories like this. the problem is even in the remaster you only get 10 sec to answer, and since you get 3 options to choose from, you don't have enough time to respond. this substory would've been easier if you they simplified it by having two option choices rather than 3, seeing Haruka slap this guy is pretty funny, but sometimes it can be the wrong reason if you picked the wrong response. some people say the Japanese would be easier, but even if you do know Japanese i don't think it would be much different since there rapid fire kind of responses.
@imadrifter
2 жыл бұрын
@@bluemuppet6 READ FASTER
@mads_in_zero
3 жыл бұрын
If you time all the slaps well enough, Haruka pulls out a paper fan for the last one. Classic Tsumokki move.
@Pander8874
8 жыл бұрын
this is hard as fuck for those of us who can't speak Japanese because it's hard to tell when he's finished his sentence!!! ProTip for anyone struggling: Use this video to refer to the correct answer and timing. In between questions, pause the game using the PS Home button so you can rehearse the next answer.
@RagnarokMic
7 жыл бұрын
You sir or madam, are a a godsend. This method never occurred to me, and with it, using the video to nail down the final word, I immediately aced it, got 100 my very first time using both in unison. Now onto the other rounds.
@darfinger2
7 жыл бұрын
If they had made a Gaki no tsukai cameo this Would have been pure gold !
@MarauderVN
3 жыл бұрын
Im glad to see im not the only man of culture who spins their character fast in circles while staying in place
@jimmyqballs
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. One of the ultimate video game design tests is to find out how fast you can spin around.
@minerjp6873
6 жыл бұрын
This was actually really, really funny!
@DxTrixterz
6 жыл бұрын
The irony. People complained back when Yakuza 3 was released outside Japan that it had crapload of missing content. Now people complain that this mini-game shouldn't be in the game because they don't understand it. WTF. It's so hard to please you people. Be grateful that at least they put the effort to translate it and have it playable. If you don't like it then don't play it simple.
@metagross9092
6 жыл бұрын
DxTrixterz People can be so damn fickle it's ridiculous
@nootnewt9323
6 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it a manzai (boke tsukkomi/ straight man wise guy) act? They’re supposed to be fast paced if so. It’s like people want things to be Japanese until it’s too Japanese for them which doesn’t make any sense.
@xXCNOTE25Xx
5 жыл бұрын
This mini-game in particular is hard if you don't know Japanese simply because you don't know when the sentence will end and you have a short window to respond with the right timing. If the timing wasn't a factor it wouldn't be as annoying
@SonicKick
4 жыл бұрын
The good news is that 5 Remastered added a meter so you can get the correct timing each time, and you'll press the button when the banana gets on the red part.
@tokenamigo
8 жыл бұрын
man I'm so glad you uploaded this... I can't even remember how I got through this substory on the jp version! Lol thank you!!
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+tokenamigo Glad it helped!
@Garrett938
8 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I love this mini-game but the timing is really strict. So glad I found your video.
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+Garrett938 I'm glad it helped you out!
@blackjester9888
4 жыл бұрын
At first I didn’t really know what I was doing so I just randomly pressed buttons and Haruka just kept on slapping him in the head over and over again! I felt so bad at the end of the first audition but I was wheezing with laughter over Haruka beating the man senseless!! XD
@OmaOmaO
4 жыл бұрын
I totally just synced my button pressing with this video. We didn't even look at the game, we were just pressing the correct button simultaneously. xD
@dinoblade8167
2 жыл бұрын
I think Shinada and Leo Ayanokoji could be a perfect comedy duo as well. They constantly swapped funny guy role and serious guy role in their conversations.
@angelusvastator1297
Жыл бұрын
ure so real for this
@RustyTheWalrus19
4 жыл бұрын
I too spin uncontrollably when I get done with a comedy gig 🤔
@FirearmofMutiny
4 жыл бұрын
They made this a LOT easier in the remaster
@CantastorieStonato
8 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I will try to look at this video for every step and repeat it in game. It' s really hard to do if you don' t know japanese. Alone I did 53. I fear that if iI will do 78 or 79 I will throw my pad out of the window :D
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+CantastorieStonato Haha, you'll be ok! It might take a few tries, but you'll get it!
@CantastorieStonato
8 жыл бұрын
+Jimmyqballs Thank you, I did it! Final score 89, but only because I looked your video :D
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
Nicely done! I'm glad it helped you!
@CantastorieStonato
8 жыл бұрын
+Jimmyqballs Thank you again, I did 80 on second stage and 90 on third stage. And only because I saw your video.
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
I'm happy it helped you!
@eltacosupreme
8 жыл бұрын
Fuck this side quest. Thank you for the upload, it was great help.
@TyuErt
8 жыл бұрын
man, everyone in the comments seems to hate this, but I found it pretty great.
@pnt213
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Majima and Nishitani doing this together
@cg28270
7 жыл бұрын
This was a life saver for this substory/minigame. I got my game a word or two out of sync and just watched the video and pressed the buttons along with the video and passed all 3 with ease.
@sniper712
4 жыл бұрын
Luckily the remastered version gave us a meter for easier timing. 😏
@manuelacuna4188
Жыл бұрын
Wait- What's that face for?-
@lfvgamerbro
3 ай бұрын
Bro wtf 💀
@LynLundale
9 ай бұрын
After seven fails.... you saved my life here, dude! Thanks XD
@ARIXANDRE
11 ай бұрын
This was awesome. Thank you.
@yukizboy3046
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this. Followed this vid exactly while pausing the vid and the game with the ps home button between jokes. This minigame was troublesome, but worth it to see Haruka beat the crap out of the guy. LOL. One time in my playthrough she busted out a fan and whacked him in the head. LOL.
@maxreed369
Ай бұрын
Working on PS3 platinum this year. Thank you for resource. Used your vid as a metronome and wrote out timinings for the buttons.
@buscail95
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the help for getting the final word of each sentence before pushing buttons :)
@Kaioken20
8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading this, Mr Qballs!
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+Kaioken20 No problem, Qballs to the rescue
@acebobbomb
7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading this! 😁
@KizaruB
3 жыл бұрын
This is like the persuasion system from Oblivion
@TheIPGCorporations
8 жыл бұрын
Joking aside, your help videos are a godsend. Thank you. The trick I use is to know exactly when he shuts his gob. At that moment is when you hit the right answer. Just got 86 in round 2. 87 in round 3. Done.
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+TheIPGChannel Nice! I actually could have recorded these a bit better, as I messed up some of the prompts, but figured since you only need to pass, what's the point?
@redeem5
8 жыл бұрын
You are the man for uploading this video! I was just about to forfeit 100% completion because of this substory.
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+redeem5 I'm glad it helped you! Don't give up! 100% in Yakuza 5 takes a long, long time but I promise after all that work it will feel good!
@redeem5
8 жыл бұрын
Haha, well lets hope so :P
@Mr.Molluck
8 жыл бұрын
luckily i watched alot of famous japanese comedy (especially 'downtown')..i did pass this comedy routines. pretty easy
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+MrExerionz Downtown no Gaki is fantastic, that show needs a good subtitle job and a blu-ray, I'd buy that in a second
@franksijbers4131
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you I finally got all 3 of them. after 40 tries at least with the first and second one. Thanks!
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+Frank Sijbers Nicely done! Feels good doesn't it lol
@franksijbers4131
8 жыл бұрын
+Jimmyqballs yeah it does
@TheSpawnfan
4 жыл бұрын
If i remember correctly, Haruka is voiced here by the same VA of Louise, from Zero no Tsukaima, Shana, from Shakugan no Shana, Taiga Aysaka (Toradora)... seeing her tsukkoming someone is funny
@domokuncosplays
3 жыл бұрын
That's "Tsundere Queen" Kugyuu (Rie Kugimiya) for ya' ✨
@CrazyAznKT
3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow they actually have a different intro based on which team name you choose. This is so much easier in the remaster, there’s a gauge for the timing!
@PPSS28
6 жыл бұрын
What an useful guide. Thank you
@BrandonTjon
8 жыл бұрын
81! phew... Thank you so much for uploading this video!
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Tjon Cool man! Glad it worked out for you
@zylothecat7449
8 жыл бұрын
lately i have been hearing haruka's voice in every animes and video games that i watched or played. she is in popular animes that i am currently watching like gintama and fairy tail. now she is also in this game. then i started watching a mahjong anime called saki. and BAM i heard haruka's voice again. i kindda feel like she lives next door.
@justfansxxx
8 жыл бұрын
+Zylo Thecat My friend I'm afraid u are infected by chronic disease of kugimiya rie CHO KAWAI Voice, don't worry u are not the only one!
@franciscodavi1323
Жыл бұрын
0:01 this scene makes it seems like as if Haruka is preparing to uses some contact lences 🤔
@AesculapiusPiranha
6 жыл бұрын
It makes sense now. Yakuza 6 was her idea of a practical joke. She probably just never found herself with the perfect timing to shout 'The Aristocrats.'
@kuni-d8r
8 жыл бұрын
my god thanks so much !
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+kunio18 You're welcome, happy to help
@kuni-d8r
8 жыл бұрын
+Jimmyqballs i cant do this for toffee its so fucking hard ! there must be better answers you can say ive followed your annotations thing but i still keep failing this side quest, so far most bullshit side story, too hard
@arinojr9725
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!
@KnockaBadgerRun
8 жыл бұрын
That sub story was the fucking worst. Thanks man!
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
Glad it helped you out :)
@omegaphoenix2044
5 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is so blessed
@piratguybrush
8 жыл бұрын
1 and 2 i needed like 50 tries. 3 i did in one clean shot. Very good guide, thanks.
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+piratguybrush Thanks for the nice words, I'm glad it helped you
@GreaTMaX32
7 жыл бұрын
Damnit!! This shit is hard!! Nice Timing my ass!!
@herusetiawan5399
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad the remastered version has banana meter in it
@reversecolin1256788
8 жыл бұрын
a simple thank you and merry Christmas
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+reversecolin1256788 Hey thanks man, same to you!
@rams1738
2 жыл бұрын
when you get 100 laughs, haruka will bring out a huge paper fan and slap my boy haruo for the last punch line. haruka is truly a great -idol-- comedian.
@miguelito3265
4 жыл бұрын
This is the only one left to compete Harukas sibstory.
@silence-yt4if
2 жыл бұрын
Harukas voice are so cute
@cazadorcazado08
7 жыл бұрын
Toho M1 Grand Prix ♡
@aryoxo
8 жыл бұрын
got a 100 on the last stage thanks to your vid. thanks abunch!
@tentacleenema5202
3 жыл бұрын
Man if she Tiger Dropped him I've would've lost it!
@thedarkknight646
8 жыл бұрын
This one was a pain in the ass every single fucking one has to be timed perfect smh
@evorkos4335
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot man!
@theunsmartasian1087
3 жыл бұрын
All fun and games until Haruka tiger drops him
@Isiauwuehrifi
3 жыл бұрын
These are okayish funny, except the bike one. That one made me laugh genuinely out loud😂😂
@Jameskaimuki
8 жыл бұрын
Thank god there is no penalty for this substory other than going crazy
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
3 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting Haruka to slap him that actually got a laugh out of me The first time
@anonviewerciv
4 жыл бұрын
This doesn't have the remaster's timing bar. 2:07 Haruka tries a good trick. 5:10 Final round.
@michelleanderson5244
27 күн бұрын
This is one of the rare occasions where switching to English dub would actually help.
@changhaoliu1222
6 жыл бұрын
Prototype of Snack Bar in Yakuza 6.
@angelusvastator1297
Жыл бұрын
Dude kinkier than yuta for being able to tolerate those haruka slaps ngl
@jondoe7036
4 жыл бұрын
So Haruka does get to beat up people in this game.
@ProudPNE
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing. Got it after a few times,even got 100 on the 3rd.
@javima85
8 жыл бұрын
My hero!!!
@carterblunt4192
4 жыл бұрын
Whether you're in America or Japan, this minigame is ass. I'm confident of this.
@guhh8792
3 жыл бұрын
bro yakuza series got a gauge for everything
@MicrofoneDC
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video! I will try it later. My best scores is always 62, let's see after this.
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
You're welcome and good luck! You'll get it after a few more tries :)
@angelusvastator1297
Жыл бұрын
1:45 homophobic haruka ong
@joeloyo4920
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks very much!
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+Joel Yo Hey no problem! Happy to help you out. If there is any other stuff you need help with just ask and I can help!
@joeloyo4920
8 жыл бұрын
+Jimmyqballs I had some problems with a Shinada Substory, where I had to get 5 hits with 5 balls, but I made it after 2 hours :P
@vibbry.0252
6 жыл бұрын
I like this minigame but i think what happened was that since its a different language its just a little bit harder to get a rythym for like conversation like this.
@povjohnyakuza
Жыл бұрын
I've failed this more times than I died in this game
@lfvgamerbro
3 ай бұрын
Would it kill to be in his shoes…
@JordanFanatic
7 жыл бұрын
Just beat this with exactly 80...fuck it never trying again
@justinmckenzie3318
Жыл бұрын
Can anybody tell me what's with the gauge at the bottom? Is the red center what i should be aiming for so i can safely clear these rounds?
@ikhsanGion
2 жыл бұрын
I was tried thus for 10 times. ...lol and always failed. finally I get 81 omg that's so challenging
@professorb3843
4 жыл бұрын
Damn the old updated doesn't have a time , the new one is harder
@elliot_rat
4 жыл бұрын
2:05 SPEEN
@deco983
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks you so much! i could do it with your video! this mission is so hard to non-japanese speaking!
@LeonA0
8 жыл бұрын
aw man ty!!! u saved me from this hell!!
@jimmyqballs
8 жыл бұрын
+LeonA0 No problem! Happy to help out
@goustune
7 жыл бұрын
hardest part of the game
@TallTapper
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@miguelito3265
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jimmy or anyone here, does anyone knows where's the clear data premium adventure is ?
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