Yandere Dev: Everything is experimental Jay: It's a Jesus boat.
@personwholikesobjectshows1769
5 жыл бұрын
Yandev has to keep it xD
@crucifix999
5 жыл бұрын
I’m your 666th like 🥴
@PrincePrince-ep1xf
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@jennybecerra1104
5 жыл бұрын
J e s u s b o a t
@arjuna7662
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Jay:i think that boat is _floating on water_ .That's a J E S U S B O A T
@LolitaCraft
5 жыл бұрын
The bakery is called "Odayaka bakery," as in, Amai Odayaka, the second rival in the game. If you noclip into the bakery she has Amai's hair, but her eyes are pink and she has a more 'mature' body, so it's possibly Amai's mom?
@aidendavies-gedalof7041
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe that will be a way to eliminate Amai. Threaten her mother’s life unless she drops out of school or something.
@flowerfrog_
5 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes so he can see it!
@ren-wz6zs
5 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking!!!
@liz-uc9ir
5 жыл бұрын
And here we have Albert fricking Einstein
@blankblank1984
5 жыл бұрын
@@aidendavies-gedalof7041 that might be a more pacifist elimination, I like that idea
@janethedrawer
5 жыл бұрын
Yan chan: Has the ability to throw matches accurately, has a clear vision. Also Yan chan, but in the town: "I need glasses."
@-nella6179
5 жыл бұрын
probably wears contacts to school
@haileygraham9059
5 жыл бұрын
I subbed :D
@Босс-е6э
5 жыл бұрын
hmmmm
@Noobwitha_Hat
4 жыл бұрын
jay: ey, crack is wack also jay: "i think that boat is floating on water"
@billlenovobill6164
4 жыл бұрын
Well... The boat is already floating on the water 😂
@Ella-nx1lt
4 жыл бұрын
He meant " I think the boat is floating on air"
@elliott._.animations9859
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@joannrosal2636
4 жыл бұрын
R/ihadstroke
@hunterskinner9125
3 жыл бұрын
78o
@PhoenixLive_YT
5 жыл бұрын
everybody: -Thanos Car Jay: -Jesus Boat
@val-mz1ej
5 жыл бұрын
jesus boat > thanos car
@toastedbutter333
5 жыл бұрын
Much betta Jesus
@user-qi7um4st3m
5 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Jesus boat > Thanos car
@parispotato9723
5 жыл бұрын
YES
@numberoneloser8930
5 жыл бұрын
Ayyye
@raidah4470
5 жыл бұрын
"It looks like that boat is floating on water" I agree.
@dubstep4331
5 жыл бұрын
Hmmm yes This floor is made of floor
@travisneely5754
5 жыл бұрын
*Jesus boat*
@eyrissy
5 жыл бұрын
*HMM yes*
@rosevelvet29
5 жыл бұрын
Yea
@o.o539
5 жыл бұрын
Schools : drugs aren’t cool stay in school Jay an intellectual: crack is whack
@KendraRs
5 жыл бұрын
god we gotta love jay
@st4rdr0p35
5 жыл бұрын
please don’t do cocaine EY cocaine ruin yo brain EY
@slyslimjim6926
5 жыл бұрын
it's not cuul to juul in schuul
@o.o539
5 жыл бұрын
slyslimjim69 its one am and I’m wheezing so loud
@kyan_
5 жыл бұрын
crack is wrack eat yo snack if you don't listen I'll break your back
@BinaBubblegum
5 жыл бұрын
Yandere Dev: *reveals Yakuza are finally in the game* Ah, it's not that important... Jay: *finds Yakuza in the alley* Ah, just some Yakuza guys. Not that important...
@mikuhatsune5692
4 жыл бұрын
ARMYY
@mangmangmangobri
3 жыл бұрын
Army
@yuishi3714
3 жыл бұрын
Same brain cells
@teenagedirtbag_rawrxoxo
3 жыл бұрын
Annhyeongasayo A.R.M.Y :]
@canineatnight6026
Жыл бұрын
Great minds think alike
@kyanite1434
5 жыл бұрын
“That boat is floating on water” Me: Yes... that-that is the function of a boat...
@raspberrycrowns9494
5 жыл бұрын
They do!? Well there goes my plans for the week
@andrecaparica
5 жыл бұрын
@@raspberrycrowns9494 i- What were you planning?!
@generalgrievous5177
5 жыл бұрын
Haha im the 667th like😁
@ConJakPre
5 жыл бұрын
Photography and More! r/woooosh
@metricshadow7772
5 жыл бұрын
Kyanite14 true it’s a sight for sore eyes to see a boat floating on water
@larrydahomie
5 жыл бұрын
"For sale? What's for sale? The ability to see this street?" Jay - 2019
@fairylightsfinatic7163
5 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
@spacialcult3107
5 жыл бұрын
Buuuurn
@viol1228
5 жыл бұрын
"Boats that's floating on water" Should boats not Float on Water Jay?
@thattbugg9531
5 жыл бұрын
Pfffffffffft *obviously* boats arent meant to float what are you an airhead
@michidowi
5 жыл бұрын
@@thattbugg9531 so are they meant to sink then?
@yukiieuu353
5 жыл бұрын
@@michidowi yeS. ExaCtLy . They are meant to sink in water. DUH.
@emberxylic
5 жыл бұрын
@@michidowi naaah they're meant to fly
@r4gnvindr
5 жыл бұрын
But boats should've sink.. Floating boats aren't normal at all
@juangonzalez740
5 жыл бұрын
“Looks like that boat is floating on water.” Yes.. Jay... that’s what boats do.
@booderg3246
5 жыл бұрын
Juan c Gonzalez stolen comment
@juangonzalez740
5 жыл бұрын
Zero ? Huh?
@Void_Echoes
5 жыл бұрын
“That boat is floating on water” Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor
@ejabajfnwjsbg
5 жыл бұрын
jESUS TAKE THE WHEEELLLLL TAKE IT FROM MAH HANDSSSSSSS
@superiorduck2105
5 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
@dot805
5 жыл бұрын
ᗯOᗯ Ⓘ ⓃⒺⓋⒺⓇ ⓀⓃⒺⓌ ⓉⒽⒶⓉ
@eeeeeeeeee3eeee
5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the nice water. In my country, the water is made out of grass.
@CesspoolOfCringe
5 жыл бұрын
*You don’t say?*
@lilpotato4life786
5 жыл бұрын
Jay: DAMN THAT HAIRCUT IS EXPENSIVE” Every person with hair below the chin: OMG THATS SO CHEAP I FOUND THE JACKPOT!
@SpineBones
5 жыл бұрын
And that is why I'm glad to have short hair. =)
@vampirealice9957
5 жыл бұрын
When I read that I thought you meant like a neck beard 😂😂 than I realized that you mean people with long hair
@dannlol_6069
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@atewell1
5 жыл бұрын
I know right 😰
@MTBR077
5 жыл бұрын
Shoulder lenght hair is short asf
@charlotte822
5 жыл бұрын
“It looks like that boat is floating on water!”? THATS KINDA WHAT BOATS DO
@Dragonfly-in9uu
5 жыл бұрын
how about "It looks like that boat is floating on air"?
@curses0206
5 жыл бұрын
nahh fam, they sink
@eeeeeeeeee3eeee
5 жыл бұрын
Nah, in my country, boats float on grass.
@Fire_Score_Maximum
5 жыл бұрын
Dragonfly30902 or hovering
@_INXUBUS
5 жыл бұрын
Boats don't float on water
@iwantsomepastaa.i7008
5 жыл бұрын
Jay, its not Yan-chan's mother. It's actually Amai Odayaka's Mother since the restaurant's name is Odayaka's Restaurant
@r1ldx675
3 жыл бұрын
its just amai not her mother-
@narc9742
3 жыл бұрын
@@r1ldx675 No it's not. 😑
@regi.2334
3 жыл бұрын
@@r1ldx675 you know that comment was over 1 year old, right?
@lolidyx7598
3 жыл бұрын
@@r1ldx675 Nope. Incorrect.
@11037_dr
3 жыл бұрын
@@r1ldx675 wrong
@legionworld8694
5 жыл бұрын
"For sale? WHAT'S for sale? The ability to see the streets?" "I think that boat is floating on water? That's a Jesus boat" "$59.99 for a haircut?! Well you better cut my pubes too!" "Condoms! Who is using condoms? My Senpai" *The complete Jay Collection October*
@lnefty
5 жыл бұрын
I will buy that for $1599.99, Jeremie.
@UwU-lm9or
5 жыл бұрын
@@lnefty OBJECTION im poor but can we share?-
@ArtemimiOCE
5 жыл бұрын
When Jay doesn't realise females and males haircuts are different especially when its comes to prices..
@lnefty
5 жыл бұрын
@@UwU-lm9or I guess, why not?
@MelonHere20
5 жыл бұрын
@@ArtemimiOCE true, but that also depends on where you get your hair cut as well
@fluffyeevee383
5 жыл бұрын
That "Woman that caused trouble 10 years ago" is obviously Ayano's mother.
@fluffyeevee383
5 жыл бұрын
@eas!ly_sp00k3d If I blame Autocorrect would you believe me? XD
@thatonesadist3483
5 жыл бұрын
Make sense
@GGG_gaming
5 жыл бұрын
couldnt be ayano is older than 10 ayano is atleast 15 or 16 since she is middle floor of the school, saikou's sister the real heir of the school is probably the woman that caused trouble cause she left for 30 years and came back... which means saikou was only born cause his sister left i guess if there is such a large age gap since its ATLEAST 30 years since she left highscool as stated on the wiki if she came back 10 years ago if that makes her 40 years total since she graduated so putting her at 17+30 atleast and 40 most likely she is 47-57 aka old enough to be ryoba's mother aka ayano's grandmother
@MrSasunaru101
5 жыл бұрын
The EverGloom Finding Light I believe it’s ayano’s mother
@GGG_gaming
5 жыл бұрын
@@MrSasunaru101 why would her mother cause trouble 8 years before ayano attends the school?
@Nicole-nb2dd
5 жыл бұрын
nobody: not a single soul: Jay: kokona and the headmaster
@lesbianspacecadet
5 жыл бұрын
Ye! Like... the headmaster wears a green sweater, and glasses!
@charliejohn3437
5 жыл бұрын
why did this get likes it's not even funny lmao
@randomgirl5423
5 жыл бұрын
Charlie john then why did you say lmao?👏👏👏
@changednamelit
5 жыл бұрын
@@randomgirl5423 Because if he didn't add that then he'd sound like a jerk.
@adrienstarfaer
Жыл бұрын
@@changednamelit Funny thing, he still sounds like a jerk
@soyybeans
5 жыл бұрын
jay 2019: “WOAH IS THAT BOAT FLOATING ON WATER?” me: Jay is so smart omg *cries*
@chilldogs5444
5 жыл бұрын
Jay: Silence Recording: talking talking talking Jay: Silence Recording: talking more Jay: Silence Recording: His son stood behind hi- Jay: That's the guy we saw on da boat.
@jaimelazo8601
5 жыл бұрын
It's probably not the guy on the boat. I believe it's megami's dad instead since that recording was when ayanos mom was younger
@MA-tp3ux
5 жыл бұрын
@@jaimelazo8601 that's what i thought too
@bloodheartwolfpack6568
5 жыл бұрын
@@jaimelazo8601 its the son
@midnights2631
5 жыл бұрын
@@bloodheartwolfpack6568 the recording takes place 10 years AFTER the killings. Megami and Yan chan might not have been born
@bloodheartwolfpack6568
5 жыл бұрын
@@midnights2631 ik it takes place after but yan chan is now and the guy on the boat is the son im not telling how i know this
@mikehawk4388
5 жыл бұрын
"That Dude 5" implies a long history of successful 'That Dude' games, but clearly, "Super That Dude Ball 2" is the pinnacle of the franchise.
@ajeyasengar87
5 жыл бұрын
Hey what about "Grand That Dude San Pandreas"?????
@743d43ladyfae
5 жыл бұрын
Jay: “$59.99 for a haircut?!? That’s expensive!” Me: *laughs in female*
@liz-uc9ir
5 жыл бұрын
DUDE EXACTLY
@Jethuranjack
5 жыл бұрын
Sydney Murphy LMaO
@basilhiss5330
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve had to pay $350 before for a root treatment, color, and cut
@743d43ladyfae
5 жыл бұрын
FoxCloud GachaTuber RIP to your bank account
@lizuia
5 жыл бұрын
What really? I've never been to a salon lol.
@brenda0406
5 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Jay saying to his kids "hey we're going to school if you're cool with that and down with that everybody get ready buckle up cuz here we go!"
@sicasukaseblak
5 жыл бұрын
*new street added to yandere simulator* Nobody: Jay: "ThAt AsS"
@ene7065
5 жыл бұрын
If there's a nice ass in front of you, you'd better compliment DAT ASS
@silverisdisappointed
5 жыл бұрын
NURSE WHO
@icecube5415
5 жыл бұрын
abilini wow ur right
@ene7065
5 жыл бұрын
@eas!ly_sp00k3domg lol but dont worry buddy we all know that we shouldn't sexually harass strangers
@YandereDev
5 жыл бұрын
Damn - apparently, the intensity of the depth-of-field blur is dependent on the resolution that the user is playing the game at. I only tested at one resolution, so I never learned that the game would be extremely blurry for some people. I'm sorry about that! :( It'll be fixed in the next build.
@maxdesignprosnumber1fan
4 жыл бұрын
Hi Yandere Dev!
@DragonCanyon
4 жыл бұрын
Hi Senpai!
@valafton3887
4 жыл бұрын
Yandere Dev Yandere Dev Hi MIDORI GURINUUU >:3
@TheGr3yb0y
Жыл бұрын
jay is so good he gets the actual developer to comment.
@myramallow
Жыл бұрын
Hi YanDev
@hayleymarie3999
5 жыл бұрын
"I think that boat is floating on water" Jay sweetie
@JimmyDean59
5 жыл бұрын
HayleyC1432 I have achieved the peak of COMEDY! Laugh damn you!
@crimsonrose4648
5 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier when you realize this is edited so he's heard himself saying this multiple times and still didn't catch it 😂👌
@wiltedrose7988
5 жыл бұрын
It’s probably really late 😂
@pandy9049
4 жыл бұрын
"i think that boat is floating on water" - Jay 2019
@dayyv1d
3 жыл бұрын
"jesus boat"
@sleepngs
5 жыл бұрын
“ «I think that boat is floating on water» - Jay, Kubz Scouts 2019 ” *_-Comments, 2019_*
@tohzikai8286
5 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes Boats float on water
@trishh7831
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: “I think that boat is floating on water”- Jay 2019
@ejabajfnwjsbg
5 жыл бұрын
People always comment these stuff soz.
@p1ss.official
5 жыл бұрын
@@ejabajfnwjsbg I agree with your name
@ephraimugarte8241
5 жыл бұрын
@@ejabajfnwjsbg yea lol
@trishh7831
5 жыл бұрын
Cow Girl well sorry that i got the notification a few hours later than people did🤨
@dagger2952
5 жыл бұрын
@@gradesoda728 how she copying?
@Kiwiwiwiiwiwi
5 жыл бұрын
"That boat is floating on water!" Jay, honey, are you feeling ok?
@letmebemyself2251
5 жыл бұрын
Jay:yee
@Kiwiwiwiiwiwi
5 жыл бұрын
@@letmebemyself2251 Lol
@cheesymations3116
5 жыл бұрын
Theory: Ayano’s mom is an assin for the saikou family, and in exange Mr Saikou has the headmaster not kill Ayano, and that’s why if the headmaster kills Ayano with the taser, he says “Mr Saikou the deal is off” And the headmaster hates Ayano’s mom because she did something bad 10 years ago and Mr Saikou is protecting Ayano’s mom so the headmaster won’t try to kill her
@cookieezz8127
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree with you and I was also thinking that "that woman" is Ayano's mom, and maybe the headmaster witnessed her true behavior/ her killing someone 10 years ago while she attended Akademi
@cheesymations3116
4 жыл бұрын
waterboxx 000 yes that is exactly what I was thinking, I hope in future updates we can get more of the story
@Melmeltheclown
4 жыл бұрын
That actually makes sense
@kubzq
4 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaaaaaat
@waitingforthedownfallofgingers
4 жыл бұрын
I heard that ayano's mom killed one of his relatives to get her senpai(ayano's father) and that's why he hates her and attacks Yan-chan whenever she gets close to him because he knows that she is a murder and doesn't want to get killed
@ordinaryextraordinary9484
5 жыл бұрын
“It looks like that that boat is floating on water. That’s a Jesus boat.” -Jay 2019 Edit: How in the world did this generic post get 2.3k Likes in 12 hours?
@valentinelove9463
5 жыл бұрын
Anything that can float on water is Jesus.
@OriginSpeed
5 жыл бұрын
Can water float on water?
@oxstr8upgreekxo730
5 жыл бұрын
But wait arent boats supposed to float on water 🤔
@Al3x-775
5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if you had a corpse, but a weapon with someone else’s blood on it, and a blood stain with a third persons blood on it and frame kokona
@FernandaG1981
5 жыл бұрын
@@oxstr8upgreekxo730 /woooooooosh
@brokensource2339
5 жыл бұрын
Yandere dev: Updates Kubz Scoutz: You rang??
@megwana-1749
5 жыл бұрын
I love how Jay was so surprised about a haircut being so expensive 😂 He’s got no idea, welcome to a girls world, boi!
@alieznz
5 жыл бұрын
*"the police see yandere-chan, are absolutely horrified, and run for their life"* LMAO
@yoshiatsukisser
5 жыл бұрын
“That’s a Jesus boat” *dying of eternal laughter*
@jodialvarado3582
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true
@rekavarga1584
5 жыл бұрын
Okay so this just came to my mind, but hear me out: So there’s a big chance that the boy standing on the boat is Kencho Saikou. It’s written in his character description, that he despises his sister, Megami, because she’s the one inheriting the company from their father. Because of this, Kecho wishes that something terrible would happen to her, possibly even death (hint hint nudge nudge). He probably knows about the Aishi family, since there has been something up with the 2 families for a while now. My theory is, he watches Ayano. And by the time, Megami arrives to the school, he’ll contact Yan-chan and asks her to elliminate his sister, so he could inherit the company, when their father dies. Oof, sorry for the novel, I just had to, and it sounded interesting and somewhat logical ;-; Also credits to kei-chan (one of the commenters) who also had the same idea of Kencho spying on Ayano.
@lysuraa
5 жыл бұрын
Réka Varga smaaaart
@angeliccreeper1486
5 жыл бұрын
My theory is that Saisho built Akademi in the first place in order to test the Aishis’ murder capabilities and hire them as their own personal assassins
@jackofalltrades6718
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think it'd be cool if for Megami's week, you could enlist the help of her brother to take her out. I mean, it would totally work, because even though Megami is suspicious of the students at school, I feel it would be unlikely for her to suspect her brother being the crazed psychopath at school. And it does say in his character description that he wishes something bad would happen to her, so why not convince him to do it himself?
@rekavarga1584
5 жыл бұрын
Angelic Creeper Oh. My. God. That'd be soooo sick. It's awesome I love the idea xd Too bad there aren't much evidence for it :/
@mohammzahamza3148
5 жыл бұрын
@@angeliccreeper1486 why would they send their own daughter megami to test them out on
@Elizabeth-qj3mo
5 жыл бұрын
No one: _The police: “See Yandere-Chan, and are absolutely horrified, run for their lives”_
@matilder
5 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture makes me horrified
@lucasalsa6132
5 жыл бұрын
@@matilder bruh it just doopsi or whatever his name was dipshit? nah it was oopsie
@val-mz1ej
5 жыл бұрын
your profile picture is giving me war flashbacks to when i was 3
@TeresayaKitsune
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Kuromarrii
5 жыл бұрын
Jay: "the boat is floating on water!!" *gasp* No!? Really!? Have you also noticed that the sky changes colour!?
@UnCreatively
3 жыл бұрын
WHAT REALLY!?!
@bellxlouie
5 жыл бұрын
no one: honestly no one: No one ever: jay: I think that boat is floating on water
@sophiee.2434
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cxxldxde274
5 жыл бұрын
not laugh didn't funny
@cxxldxde274
5 жыл бұрын
@Awkward Idk because "not funny didn't laugh" itself is overused
@armandwolfe6910
5 жыл бұрын
Nope, your "no one" should be "EVERYONE"
@LawzarXR
5 жыл бұрын
Oh this is Jesus boat
@smolpeepee9756
5 жыл бұрын
*”The police see Yandere-chan, are absolutely horrified, and run for their lives”* *LMAO* 16:55
@ecstaticoranges3497
5 жыл бұрын
Tareo’s ojisan when my crush looks at me
@macfrizz3151
4 жыл бұрын
Tareo’s ojisan rlly when i clicked 16:55 there was an advertisment
@moonlightshadow6226
4 жыл бұрын
@Tareo's ojisan Who is the character in your profile pic?
@hanahakiboi1809
4 жыл бұрын
Um....so are u wondering
@hanahakiboi1809
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I will throw up
@lilychouchouz
5 жыл бұрын
The one you found inside the bakery is Amai's mum. In order to see her, enable the fly with camera option from the menu. Then, enter the bakery. You can also use it to see Megami's brother better.
@imdepressedd
5 жыл бұрын
2:11 “aye..crack is wack”-Jay what an inspiration.
@josiejo2826
5 жыл бұрын
Yanderedev: *Uploads new update* Nobody: Jay: Immediately presses record Edit: So many likes
@fireshockgamer6734
5 жыл бұрын
*hand fast on that red button*
@Daffodillon
5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@popstel2286
5 жыл бұрын
Hello
@Daffodillon
5 жыл бұрын
@GGR Games yeah
@Daffodillon
5 жыл бұрын
@GGR Games I'm just joking
@stuffyxo8682
5 жыл бұрын
"I think that boat is floating on water!" Yes Jay, that's what boats do.
@riciso
5 жыл бұрын
What? I thought they sink! Like the titanic!
@redicule8549
5 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pice. Kaden deserves more love
@Stephanie-sp7bb
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@theninjasticcheetah8874
5 жыл бұрын
Stuffy Xo I’ve finally found another Kaden-
@synacist925
5 жыл бұрын
“I think that boat is floating on water” uUuUUUUH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES
@Cryuigg
5 жыл бұрын
*flashbacks*
@cookieboat1319
5 жыл бұрын
Every night when I dream
@Aria_9653
5 жыл бұрын
I can hear the meme
@cookieboat1319
5 жыл бұрын
Aria9653 ahe
@fairytailfan02
5 жыл бұрын
I love how he was so excited seeing Oka xD
@r4gnvindr
5 жыл бұрын
"I think that boat is floating on the water, that's a Jesus boat!" Yeah, boats should've sink. Not float on water
@eggsbenedict2017
5 жыл бұрын
Ever seen the Titanic? That’s a true boat
@josiesuniverse8321
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Comment section: JaY sAid it'S a JeSuS bOat Edit: Thanks for the likes!
@clown_moonie
5 жыл бұрын
*When you realise you also said it by mentioning it in your comment*
@aalanidavid5158
5 жыл бұрын
The next comment I saw was “ItS A fLoAtiNg bOAt
@call3775
5 жыл бұрын
Damn that is so expensive Jay 2019
@koopicaca4921
5 жыл бұрын
Josie's Universe HAHA
@koopicaca4921
5 жыл бұрын
Josie's Universe lele
@conflier915
5 жыл бұрын
"that boat is floating on water" *illuminati confirmed*
@lyoriwe4204
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus boat
@jadarianburnett1928
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a boat it’s supposed to do that
@mari3564
5 жыл бұрын
@@moge-ko962 sike now right say
@zahrah8512
5 жыл бұрын
Jadarian Burnett it’s a joke
@plastictrousers8371
5 жыл бұрын
Conflier a Jesus boat 😂
@savagecrowbar9338
4 жыл бұрын
I was looking at the hair cuts wondering why they were so much but then I realized my hair cuts normally cost more because girls hair is expensive
@handle345bark
3 жыл бұрын
My hair costed $200 just for a little cut up to my shoulders
@LiliOld
5 жыл бұрын
*The principal freaking out about where the woman went* My dirty ass mind : She was under the desk
@Vlezzayye
5 жыл бұрын
that's what I thought too😂
@King_Jingle
5 жыл бұрын
she was giving him a nice blowie and the son was just like o damn
@thecuriousfeline6265
5 жыл бұрын
The only question now: why was she there? 😏
@patamasviriyanondha7450
5 жыл бұрын
First thing that came to my mind too🤣🤣🤣
@King_Jingle
5 жыл бұрын
@@thecuriousfeline6265 she was giving the s u c c
@sunsetrooftops512
5 жыл бұрын
Jay: "$59.99?! That's expensive for a haircut!" All the women in the world: Wow that's much cheaper than I thought
@kitty3840
5 жыл бұрын
That's almost exactly what I thought when he said that
@Амарзул
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@tavrosnitram1529
5 жыл бұрын
Oof, i guess i live in the ghetto cause its like $60 including the tip for me and my brothers to get our hair cut
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560
5 жыл бұрын
Ya so true!
@rinamarie8703
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never paid that much maybe $20 - $30
@Panatdia
5 жыл бұрын
*"Is that boat floating on water? Damn,I wanna be on that boat."* Wait, boats are supposed to be on land???
@vladdomnescu
5 жыл бұрын
No you are wrong its suppose to be in air
@eztyler501
5 жыл бұрын
@@vladdomnescu yes.
@GeorgeWBush-be8xq
5 жыл бұрын
Ever saw a flying dutchman boat in the air
@beforegrim
5 жыл бұрын
if you watch spongebob you know they are underwater
@GeorgeWBush-be8xq
5 жыл бұрын
@@beforegrim welp you caught me off guard, its now a submarine
@desousa.08
3 жыл бұрын
6:56 Mabey it might be Amai's mum, because she says her parents own a bakery when she speaks to senpai.
@skittles01thebest
5 жыл бұрын
After hearing the recording, i have a theory, “the women” is most likely Ayano’s mom, and she went to go talk to Mr Saiko for a favor before she left to go overseas to get that detective, so her and Mr Saiko go way back and she asked him to look after Ayano while she is gone. So thats where that guy on the boat comes in, i am guessing that guy (Mr Saiko’s son) is looking after Ayano. But then again Mr Saiko daughter doesn’t like Ayano. Idk its just a theory i had.
@sandra_wsp5700
5 жыл бұрын
You can be right?
@sugbear20love77
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ghostpuff3168
5 жыл бұрын
maybe Mr Saiko's daughter doesnt like Ayano because Mr Saiko has to look over her ? idk lol
@skittles01thebest
5 жыл бұрын
I mean....idk i thought i was being a genius when making this theory 😂😂
@ArtisticallySpoken
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's how he knows there's a dangerous person on campus? Doesn't the headmaster say "Mr. Saikou, the deal is off" when he shocks Ayano?
@fushimaki6553
5 жыл бұрын
“$59.99 for a haircut?! You better cut my pubes too!” -jay 2019
@fbiisonourwae9270
5 жыл бұрын
"2019" -2019
@fenrisvermundr2516
5 жыл бұрын
That's actually quite Cheap for a Woman's Haircut.
@fushimaki6553
5 жыл бұрын
Fenris Vermundr wha-?
@ceenevin4582
5 жыл бұрын
Jamerson Remoquillo Got one last week that was about $80
@caseybruh1124
5 жыл бұрын
@@fenrisvermundr2516 im gettin a frickin pixie cut but ive got long hair so i have to pay like £100
@MrOgge50
5 жыл бұрын
99% of the comments: “That boat is floating on water” - Jay 2k19. 1%: regular comments
@starietiger9927
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@em1eon
5 жыл бұрын
SpetZemas facts
@Cheese_Doggy12
5 жыл бұрын
Wow people this days are obsessed with memes lmao
@MrOgge50
5 жыл бұрын
Cheese Doggy12 True enough but this comment section contains almost nothing but memes
@serena841
5 жыл бұрын
SpetZemas Let me reword it : 50% of the comments: *tHiS bOaT iS fLoAtInG oN wAtEr* 50% of the comments: *No one:* *No one ever* *Not a single soul*
@eladestinyofficial21
5 жыл бұрын
“That boat is floating on water” Well that’s what a boat is made for... right?
@florjanbrudar692
4 жыл бұрын
Of course it is
@Wildcard-Jack-47
5 жыл бұрын
“That boat is floating on water” That’s kinda what boats do
@delimeats__
5 жыл бұрын
OMG I thought that too
@rigatonipasta
5 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought it was kind of weird. Boats are supposed to fly right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@theplan-m6c
5 жыл бұрын
Jack F boats float in water not on water
@Wildcard-Jack-47
5 жыл бұрын
jack mcglion that’s a submarine
@P-B-A-N
5 жыл бұрын
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 *GATUM*
@user-ll9uy3sv8d
5 жыл бұрын
Jay: "That boat is floating on water" *"hmm, yes, this floor is made out of floor"*
@Agustin_Leal
4 жыл бұрын
Snow is snowier than before
@ommzi6428
4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't like avocado more
@lnefty
4 жыл бұрын
hmm yes, lunchtime is for when you eat lunch.
@potatosoupp1419
4 жыл бұрын
The pool is wetter than i thought
@Mieczyslaw_Mason
4 жыл бұрын
i am floating on floor. i
@CookiesDC
5 жыл бұрын
Boat: floats like a boat Jay: That's a Jesus boat!
@Jaybebored7
4 жыл бұрын
8:33 Jay: you could put a whole soundtrack of yan-chans ass clapping
@soralovescorpses7340
5 жыл бұрын
“Grand That Dude 5” EYYYYYYYYY
@sonicg2630
5 жыл бұрын
Malcolm can I have a
@slowyourroll1146
5 жыл бұрын
Love that Lumine profile pic 💕
@tuxedo_ri
5 жыл бұрын
Never believed in that but Jay LITERALLY said it out loud when I read ur comment Daaammm 😦💥
@ananggarrs6350
5 жыл бұрын
I praise your pfp
@yintae
5 жыл бұрын
"The police see Yandere-Chan, are absolutely horrified, and run for their lives,, WAIT, WHAT?!
@sleepyillusion
5 жыл бұрын
If they see her in easter egg mode they run away
@michxrd
5 жыл бұрын
?!?
@val-mz1ej
5 жыл бұрын
THAT'S SO COOL :0
@michxrd
5 жыл бұрын
@@val-mz1ej it is!!😂
@michxrd
5 жыл бұрын
@Shreya Sinha XD
@Nferrno._.
5 жыл бұрын
Me: sleeping Jay: *I'm finna ruin this boy's sleep schedule*
@pinkpeppers5580
5 жыл бұрын
Yep, but it's worth it for THAT DUDE
@Mothergoose1o1
5 жыл бұрын
Micahel -Paul Awunor LITERALLY
@Sstatix
5 жыл бұрын
Me having a test tomorrow and Jay not wanting me to pass
@varianbond
5 жыл бұрын
Literally my exact reaction lol
@ene7065
5 жыл бұрын
@@Sstatix don't worry, we'll fail together lol
@PinkPixelProductions
3 жыл бұрын
16:58 “The police see Yandere-chan, are absolutely horrified, and run for their lives” HAHAHAHAHAHHA
@olibroussard1698
5 жыл бұрын
“That’s a Jesus boat” Jay, Kubz Scouts -2019
@DumbasswithafemboyBF
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@marinaayman7205
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: Jay:is that the *girl* that kokona meets in shisuta town Rip Eng
@Амарзул
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@velvet2876
5 жыл бұрын
EEEeeeeeeEEEEEdeDUNDUNDAREEEEE
@caitthelovely6095
5 жыл бұрын
who knew she was bi? i ship it lol
@reeznevhater
5 жыл бұрын
Sisuta*
@charlesberry2298
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ttayylr
4 жыл бұрын
Jay: "That boats floating on water" Jay again: jesus boat
@teccy3176
5 жыл бұрын
*"Boat thats floating on water"* - Jay 2019
@outermootmoot428
5 жыл бұрын
Boi
@itspurplepaw6163
5 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@fwipfwopcondition2842
5 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes the snow is snowier than before
@LinusTheSecond
5 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
@alectoshimihari2840
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus boat
@yikestea
5 жыл бұрын
“Something Jay Says” - 2019
@idkwhatmynameis7326
5 жыл бұрын
"Is he a boozer?" Jay 2019
@yeeeowch
5 жыл бұрын
“Hey” -Jay 2019
@mysterious_cyber
5 жыл бұрын
“OKAAA!” -Jay 2019
@soralovescorpses7340
5 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else like how Jay says “So goddamn eVIL”?
@mopeadaz
5 жыл бұрын
i miss it tbh
@jquinn8324
5 жыл бұрын
Meeee
@jquinn8324
5 жыл бұрын
K-Pop Stan I like how your pfp is lumine-
@charathegodofgenocideandlo7303
5 жыл бұрын
Me tbh like when I hear it I laugh evilly
@noya211
5 жыл бұрын
@@jquinn8324 same.
@hannahqueen1107
2 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that “witness Chan” from 1980s mode now works at the maid cafe 02:55
@oceania2623
5 жыл бұрын
Theory: Ayano’s mom is an assassin for the saikou’s family.
@Demonyflowcashing
5 жыл бұрын
Oceania 26 maybe they date 🤷🏻♀️ sike I wish tho
@spyder976
5 жыл бұрын
An assassin or a spy, or both. Her husband mentions how she made a career out of "not being seen". I wonder how old Megami's dad was here. I guess they were both 28? It's weird to think the Headmaster would refer to Ryoba as "that woman" and Megami's dad as "Mr. Saikou's son".
@williamb8691
5 жыл бұрын
I mean...yea but it can be true
@Crepe30
5 жыл бұрын
@@spyder976 I think Mr. Saikou's son is megami's little brother. And "Mr. saikou" is megami's dad
@jusdorange4720
5 жыл бұрын
explain why megami hates yan chan then
@afterlixie9772
5 жыл бұрын
"that's a jesus boat! jesus christ!" -jay
@crdnls1
5 жыл бұрын
It's holy crap tho lol
@hnyysam
5 жыл бұрын
"you could put a whole track of yan-chans ass clapping" - Jay 2019 wise words Jay, wise words
@BruhMomentum22
5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for someone to comment this and I'm happy someone did XD
@rosechan9199
5 жыл бұрын
I was watching the same part when I saw this commentXD
@thelegendaryegg7831
5 жыл бұрын
“Is that boat floating on water? Its a jesus boat!” Ye ok but like all boats float on water tho
@davikannan9116
3 жыл бұрын
than all of em are jesus boats
@ClementineEverettemmaGraham
5 жыл бұрын
Jay: "THAT HAIRCUT IS EXPENSIVE" Me: "Welcome to the world of being a female. That's the average price"
@odayaka8262
5 жыл бұрын
EmmaTheRebel yup.
@raulcerna4708
5 жыл бұрын
You serious ?
@snakes7303
5 жыл бұрын
Raul Cerna Yep.
@snakes7303
5 жыл бұрын
Raul Cerna Thats why a lot of girls only cut their hair when it gets hella long or every couple years or so :/
@eeeeeeeeee3eeee
5 жыл бұрын
Why is this so true? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jesus.H.Christ.
5 жыл бұрын
Jay : “I think that boat is floating on water” me: (...)
@chezanariahchehassan4763
5 жыл бұрын
said a person who can walk on water
@_wami7438
5 жыл бұрын
I like how you are Jesus and there's that thing where he can walk on water
@danalilian3124
5 жыл бұрын
JESUS IT'S YOU!!
@VergilGaming19
5 жыл бұрын
Dont mention that game...
@VergilGaming19
5 жыл бұрын
Nit this one the other one
@mh1315
5 жыл бұрын
When yan chan said ⌛️ in the street scene I felt that
@jlsnrxcf
4 жыл бұрын
Hourglass... Hourglass body?
@gogi__
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: *"Talking about the haircut and a boat"* Me: *"Why isn't anyone talking about **16:55** ? That shit funny lmao"*
@username42080
5 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for a comment about that
@zoewong4905
5 жыл бұрын
thanks mate, totally have missed that out as i was looking at other things. indeed it's really hilarious x'D
@gogi__
5 жыл бұрын
@Ayla Malkav 👀 oh man
@bloodybitemarkzz
5 жыл бұрын
Same ive been looking and nobady is talking about it
@shuasapphic
5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO + armyy
@getonleagueguys7557
5 жыл бұрын
"I think that boat is floating on water." Ah yes, the boat here is made out of boat.
@cassie6435
5 жыл бұрын
This ligit made me cry of laughter XD 😂
@val-mz1ej
5 жыл бұрын
_the snow is snowier than before_
@cassie6435
5 жыл бұрын
kriisei XD
@smolsheriff
5 жыл бұрын
Is it me, or does Mr Saikou sounds more like “Mr Psycho?”
@fallen_star2319
5 жыл бұрын
Almost certainly intentional
@BeneGesseritSociopathicWitch
5 жыл бұрын
yes (please don’t mind my picture) :(
@bruuh0_0
5 жыл бұрын
Almost all characters names are puns
@st4rlane
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's psychotic?
@bonelesscommunism4031
5 жыл бұрын
saikou is Japanese for the best
@madisonburton8407
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but every time he says “She’s so goddamn evil!” It always make me laugh 😆
@moni1378
5 жыл бұрын
“I think that boat is floating on water” Someone’s gotta tell him
@varianbond
5 жыл бұрын
Monica Balestrieri Don’t you dare
@Crazy-qi1gw
5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, they already have.
@megaeliminator3260
5 жыл бұрын
50% comments : Jesus boat 50% comments : expensive haircut
@mauralawton3260
5 жыл бұрын
sans the skeleton lol true
@aceofspades6789
5 жыл бұрын
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
@Londibunni
5 жыл бұрын
Sans the smart boi
@lyricburks779
5 жыл бұрын
TRUE EVEN THOUGH HAIRCUTS COST NOTHING DO IT YOURSELF EVERYONE IT'S THAT EASY
@mopeadaz
5 жыл бұрын
sans the skeleton it's actually more like 60/40
@nonchalantce0720
5 жыл бұрын
He says "Kokano and the headmaster" so calmly lmao like he couldn't give two shits bout that lol
@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf
5 жыл бұрын
Um it's Kokona not Kokano But yeah he did say it way to calmly
@blueblueberry9842
5 жыл бұрын
And it's not the headmaster, it's one of the older men that she goes on dates with.
@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf
5 жыл бұрын
@@blueblueberry9842 Jay thought it was the headmaster so it's a Quote. Obviously its not supposed to be the headmaster but it just looks like him.
@blueblueberry9842
5 жыл бұрын
@@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf true, cant blame him for confusing them though, it's been a while
@ripmiku
5 жыл бұрын
i think it would be cool if you could romanticize mr.saikou’s son, like when you see him on the street you can talk to him and build a relationship over the course of the week so then once you gain his trust you can have connections and or access to special things needed to take out certain rivals.
@jasminguiza6227
5 жыл бұрын
SnickersBar That is a great idea!
@lactoseintolerant6458
5 жыл бұрын
👌🏻
@yellownormie4112
5 жыл бұрын
Nah. I think he knows too much.
@hellointernet4467
5 жыл бұрын
@@jasminguiza6227 *_NOT_*
@hellointernet4467
5 жыл бұрын
The Current Mr. Saikou Or The Old One?
@TheePillars
5 жыл бұрын
*Ayano used glare* Police men retreating *It was super effective!*
@darkshade7254
5 жыл бұрын
Farid Pillars 😂😂funny😂😂
@karolasiinmaa6416
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@flordelizaperez8489
5 жыл бұрын
"I think that boat is floating in water" -*jAy wTf?*
@AbhishekKylasa
5 жыл бұрын
"I think that boat is floating on water!" - Jay (2019)
@no.one.two.
5 жыл бұрын
According to Google translate, "hontō kōkei" actually means "true sight" lol, good one, yanderedev!
@justsaraki6593
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Everyone: tAlK aBoUt ThE bOaT Me: "The police see yandere Chan, are absolutely horrified, and run for their lives."
@hanahakiboi1809
4 жыл бұрын
Ye me either
@hannahwren6289
5 жыл бұрын
The bakery girl is either Amai Odayaka or her mother. The bakery is called “Odayaka Bakery” as well.
@mopeadaz
5 жыл бұрын
well if its called odayaka bakery..... guess that means it’s Ayano’s mom, right?
@hachan7377
5 жыл бұрын
Amai is sick. Of course that is her mom
@_nochi_
5 жыл бұрын
MoPeaDaz Ayano’s last name is Aishi. It makes more sense it’s Amai’s family as her last name is Odayaka.
@FloraCavaliere-fm3ob
Жыл бұрын
@@mopeadazthe mother of ayano is aishi not odayaka😑
@mopeadaz
Жыл бұрын
@@FloraCavaliere-fm3ob girl idek why i said that LMAO 💀💀
@florjanbrudar692
4 жыл бұрын
14:09 No it's not. First it's Saisho Saikou and so his son is Megami's father
@Daffodillon
5 жыл бұрын
That woman is Saisho Saikou's daughter (and Megami's and Kencho's aunt). You'll understand everything if you read through Kencho's character description. --> TLDR: The aunt abandoned everything ruining everything and because of that there are always at least two children per generation with the younger being the "backup", hence making Kencho developing his complex. Edit: spelling probably
@val-mz1ej
5 жыл бұрын
the tldr is longer than the actual thing
@Daffodillon
5 жыл бұрын
@@val-mz1ej oops 😂😅
@hellointernet4467
5 жыл бұрын
Of The Current One.
@quentint8000
5 жыл бұрын
jay i have a myth: 1: ask about kokonas debt 2: help her with her debt 3: go to the street will kokona still do compensated dating?
@randomgirl5423
5 жыл бұрын
quentin t wow I wonder
@generalgrievous5177
5 жыл бұрын
OOH, OOH, ive got another one! What if you *kill* her? Will she still be there??😮
@ahhh8147
5 жыл бұрын
General Grievous :000
@avanighag8184
4 жыл бұрын
@@generalgrievous5177 :O
@samdrawing7370
4 жыл бұрын
I've come back to this after watching everything, and oml- I missed this game so much. I think Jay answered your question about the dating thing with Kokona
@animuthxtty7554
5 жыл бұрын
“That woman” is most likely Ayano’s mom, perhaps making a deal for ayano so she could go to Akademi
@goodolgranite8247
5 жыл бұрын
In 1999? That's if the events that happened "10 years ago" were the the events of 1989.
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