That sounds like a line directly from David Cross in the movie
@DeerPrince
3 жыл бұрын
But profits
@junothelazywolf6346
3 жыл бұрын
But profits
@f.palmero5010
3 жыл бұрын
But profits
@puckchang8691
3 жыл бұрын
when he said “I'm sure people in real life would be a lot more responsible with what they do with the technology” I expected a cut away to the Thomas the tank engine robot with flamethrower
@adamofblastworks1517
3 жыл бұрын
What is unreasonable about that? The man wants a Thomas the Tank Engine RC walking robot with a flamethrower, let him have one.
@redhood7650
3 жыл бұрын
@@adamofblastworks1517 isn't that already a thing
@adamofblastworks1517
3 жыл бұрын
@@redhood7650 yes it is, that's the joke
@redhood7650
3 жыл бұрын
@@adamofblastworks1517 oh sorry didn't know
@adamofblastworks1517
3 жыл бұрын
@@redhood7650 it's fine
@okuno54
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: that computer in Jurassic Park actually _was_ a Unix system!
@devforfun5618
3 жыл бұрын
one would think many of the nerds on the movies would point out that line didn't make sense and replace with "its *not* a unix system"
@JurassicJordan
3 жыл бұрын
It was an SGI workstation, which runs on unix! Hurray for unix!
@Jason0binladen
3 жыл бұрын
Should have used Lenox instead, then maybe a fat greasey I.T. man and a 12 year old girl wouldn't have been able to 'hack' it
@thegasmaskguy2302
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jason0binladen I don’t think Linux had really caught on yet in that time period (1993), but it was around.
@fedos
3 жыл бұрын
@@thegasmaskguy2302 Filming on Jurassic Park started 11 months after the first release of Linux was publicly available.
@Werewolf_Korra
3 жыл бұрын
This makes me want someone to build a movie accurate Chip Hazard that acts as a walkie talkie, responds to voice commands, and walks around. Obviously not something super intelligent, but basically a Tommy Lee Jones Alexa.
@lanasmith4795
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know walking is way harder than we make it out to be. One of the most powerful artificial intelligence on the planet is primarily focused on bipedal walking without falling over
@Werewolf_Korra
3 жыл бұрын
@@lanasmith4795 I'd settle for legs that just wheel around like my Robbie the Robot & Iron Giant figures.
@imchipjames
3 жыл бұрын
Major* Chip Hazard, he didn't serve all those years to be disrespected like that.
@asuronkun95
3 жыл бұрын
“Hey Chip, Play that one song” “THATS SARGENT TO YOU, YOU MAGGOT. PRIVATE, YOUR MUSIC TASTE DISGUSTS ME!”
@Werewolf_Korra
3 жыл бұрын
@@asuronkun95 Instead of Alexa, his call sign is "Ten hutt!"
@ShockedLogic
3 жыл бұрын
"Eric this doesn't seem safe" "But profits" Life imitates art
@SMunro
3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting you to cut chip hazard off at the waist and mount him on two wheels so he can move.
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265
3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like that one toy from toy story
@Ice_Trey87
3 жыл бұрын
Content Creator: I can actually make my own Major Chip Hazard! Me: DID YOU NOT WATCH THE MOVIE??????????????\
@therubbermeep7456
3 жыл бұрын
Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. To get a real Chip Hazard that is.
@matthew-ph6xo
3 жыл бұрын
Farquaad
@michaelsmith7900
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem algorithm came in clutch. I love your content and I can’t believe you don’t have more subscribers
@clintonleonard5187
3 жыл бұрын
Same. Other than the fact that he didn't like Joker, I think this channel is great.
@theirishpotato6588
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@morganstiefvater2019
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know about all of you, but I'm definitely using "pun for here" in my daily life going forward.
@Thecatdrums3
3 жыл бұрын
the phenomenal score by Jerry goldsmith and the banger of a soundtrack is why I’m a musician today. I’ve had this movie since this film came out and it was so ahead of its time. Joe Dante the director has been making satires of the American society since his first film. Jerry is the guy who made that arrangement you liked. He was a legend rip
@BooksInTheVoid
3 жыл бұрын
"Pun for here." Is my favourite line
@psyberklown3434
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr I really felt that one.
@biosonic417
3 жыл бұрын
"As!"
@ariusscorpius7705
3 жыл бұрын
As a kid I always wished this franchise became a bigger thing. I had literally all the action figures. Even the one you see in the movie, but never comes to life. He was a beast that had some magic flatulence or some shit. But this video is amazingly nostalgic for me.
@caitlinjones5984
3 жыл бұрын
After taking over 100 pics of the figurine = weird pixilated nothing You: NAILED IT Me: 😂😂😂
@koakoala2183
3 жыл бұрын
I had a ton of fun watching this video. Great addition to the video essays and honestly at a certain level its just fun to watch you have some fun!
The only part of Small Soldiers that is completely impossible was shown in this video and just entirely glossed over: As shown in the movie, the toys were *printed out as fully formed figurines*. So... No, they wouldn't have been able to move on their own at all. Even ignoring that and looking at what the original idea was for them, posable limbs alone isn't enough to make them move, they need internal parts to act as muscles to make them move. Otherwise, no matter how advanced a computer chip inside of them, they won't be able to move on their own. The main toys were not designed capable of automatic movement, its the equivalent of placing a computer chip in a Barbie. If designed properly, then yes, toys that are printed out and are capable of walking, talking, and kicking ass on their own are entirely possible. Well, to an extent, of course. Even now, AI isn't advanced enough for the kind of precise movements they can manage in the movies, nor the levels of intelligence some were shown to have (the Commando Elites were just copying their TV counterparts for their motivations, but the Gorgonites were far more intelligent and free thinking). So not *quite* as advanced as in the movie, but yeah, not too far off. Just enough that the whole "kids toys terrorizing the neighbourhood with their own war and nearly killing innocent people" part wouldn't happen, unless they were specifically design to do that (hopefully not the case for a toy)
@markthecruel1055
3 жыл бұрын
The fully formed figures we see originally in this vid are the prototypes. Just after in the movie we see the internal mechanisms being made which is exactly the way the puppets are made for the movie. Also take a look at the Boston dynamics vids
@makairidah8354
3 жыл бұрын
Kinda funny you say that since the commandos actually did put chips on barbies and yer for some reason they moved on their own Those dolls cant even stand on their own, the fact that someone thought that they should walk and jump in the movie still baffles me to this day
@makairidah8354
3 жыл бұрын
Also something that is also a design flaw its the gorgonites themselves The guy played by that actor from arrested development designed them as peaceful but the toyline redesigned them as the bad guys..so why its their programming making them docile and friendly? By design alone they should be programmed to be more violent and agresive than the commandos so how is it that the commandos follow their intented purpose yet somebody progamed the gorgonite chips to follow their original concept?
@Generalphoenix8438
2 жыл бұрын
I think that's what made the x1000 quite interesting. An ai that can only learn through the boundaries of its PRIMARY PROGRAMMING. So if we programmed a an ai with this chip to be peaceful and wanting to learn how to co exist with humans. That robot would then follow that and perhaps create things to be accepted. It makes you wonder if that's how we should programme some ai to simply build and live with humans incase they do become sentient somehow but still follow that programme.
@corvididaecorax2991
2 жыл бұрын
@@Generalphoenix8438 The problem turns out to be just how complex and nuanced 'peaceful and wanting to co-exist with humans' actually is. It may be able to be done, but it isn't simple and is quite easy to screw up. If you get it 99% right but forget something small with a sufficiently powerful AI it can turn out far worse than just all of us dying.
@thatman5484
4 жыл бұрын
I WAS EXPECTING ANIMORPHS THIS WILL DO FOR NOW
@LordRavenscraft
4 жыл бұрын
I'll make it worth the wait
@AceOfBlackjack
3 жыл бұрын
@@LordRavenscraft Animorphs, do it actually the books are surprisingly dark. The final book has genocide and literal murder of main characters in cold blood just to kill more. Then there’s the Nickelodeon series that I can’t find anything except commercials and stickers advertising the series. It’s very good.
@Saganth
3 жыл бұрын
You, sir. When you taped the home assistant to the case for the raspberry pi, I had to pause the video, because I have been laughing for the past 5 minutes. I am in pain, and you are to blame. "The only way to add X to this monstrosity that I'm technically capable of doing." FUCKING MOOD. Pure gold!
@ross8093
3 жыл бұрын
So I absolutely lived this movie as a kid but forgot it existed until I saw this video and I need to watch it now immediately
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Tazzie1312
3 жыл бұрын
I actually follow someone who has one of those 3D printers and uses it for doll repaints so I was just sitting here yelling, "It's the goo!!" Didn't know it was resin, cool!
@vicbaez
3 жыл бұрын
This video is the chronicles of a geek failing further and futher into despair because pop culture sold us lies. Truly a tale for our times.
@timothymclean
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this isn't the movie where a random teen made AI chips in her bedroom and put them into toys. That was a different movie I saw as a kid.
@WisdomThumbs
3 жыл бұрын
A Practrommed to Leprochil sounds like an alien intelligence’s classification for your personality and thought pattern.
@d.edwardbridges-oconnor6819
3 жыл бұрын
Good at making robots? No. Good at making me laugh so hard I spilled my milkshake? You bet your plastic 3D printed buns!!
@ShifterChaos
3 жыл бұрын
Look. I knew you were rad after binging all your videos, this is literally the last one I am watching. I found you after a random recommendation for the Liars Dice Scene, because, why yes algorithm, you know I love movie scene breakdowns, pirates, and dice games. But you just drop in The System Is Down like it aint no thang... yeah, okay, I hope you go far. Your content has been amazing so far. Thanks for the work, the effort really shows. Also your summary of Linux is spot on. Very in depth, covers basically the whole topic. Exactly my feelings on the matter.
@blok--head7472
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Sarge says *"There will be no mer-Seyyyy??"* Its like he cant decide if its a question or a threat.
@TriadAgone
3 жыл бұрын
My dad got me this move on VHS and a nerf gatling gun when I was a kid, my mom hated both of them because it was too violent, but I'd watch it with my dad and fight back with my nerf gun to help Archer. Was sick as fuck. Then I joined the army.
@AmiriTV1
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he use the lines from the movie as the steps XD "What if these toy can talk" "What if these toys can walk" "What If these toy can actually kick ass"
@cookies23z
3 жыл бұрын
omfg the explosion, the really did kick ass :) thank you for more chuckles before the day ended
@ShadowDrakken
3 жыл бұрын
Not an alcohol bath actually. Early SLA resin printers pulled a perforated platform down into clear resin and ran a laser along the surface; this kept the vat at a consistent volume through the entire print. Then the finished print raises up out of the resin to be removed from the build platform and cleaned.
@talion4033
3 жыл бұрын
Huge respect for committing to this despite how quickly it fell apart
@Magus4D
3 жыл бұрын
I am sad you weren't able to get things working like you originally wanted, but hot damn am I glad I stuck around for the payoff.
@joshuacollins385
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Lord Ravenscraft, the step shown in the movie likely isn't an alcohol bath and is just the initial curing, as there really are laser based resin printers. The machine in the movie works insanely quickly, but maybe they're just using better resin that the $45/kg Amazon stuff that we use in our DLP machines. There's also a process called SLS (Selective Laser Sintering) where you use lasers to melt powder (either plastic or metal) into the shape you want, although this isn't that.
@davidleonardflanagan
3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I just found this channel. It's like you custom chose your content specifically to appeal to me 🤣
@DenethorDurrandir
3 жыл бұрын
I just have to say, I love Dennis Leary, he's excellent in anything I've seen him play and I love his humor
@dk709SGT
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Michael Reeves would take on this task...
@mr.nicolson2908
3 жыл бұрын
That single cut of you slamming into the wall was my favorite part.
@mikaeluhl
3 жыл бұрын
This was too random and too perfect to not be an ad, i was surprised to see no links in the description lol
@joeywalsh1949
3 жыл бұрын
You got my sub as soon as I heard Homestar Runner music. Loved the vid.
@RenSugiura
3 жыл бұрын
"I can do this, i can do this, I can do this" He couldn't do it xD
@CG-_-
3 жыл бұрын
So it's possible if you have time and aren't lazy
@mattmadolah
3 жыл бұрын
StrongBad reference got me! (y)
@clintonleonard5187
3 жыл бұрын
"Pun for here." "As!"
@carso1500
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best descriptions i have ever seen of a neural network is that it is an overlysimplified and cartoony representation of how we USED to think the brain works Because no a neural network is not even close to real neurons, it's literaly orders of magnitude weaker, less efficient and less complex... But it works good enough for most purposes so who cares, you aint going to get a self learning general artificial inteligence with neural networks but it is capable of some impresing feats for a computer
@bakamono2630
3 жыл бұрын
I think I saw a glimpse of scenes in this movie back then and wanted to watch it. Eyyyy I can now since I finally stumbled upon it again.
@st4rm4st3r
3 жыл бұрын
19:30 what the hell was in that Google Home, the condensed essence of Taco Bell Diablo sauce? I'm crying...
@jolt06
3 жыл бұрын
Military grade is made by the lowest bidder
@goldilocksguy5170
3 жыл бұрын
Man I haven't seen Small Soldiers in forever.
@pontiusporcius8430
Жыл бұрын
You are one of the few guys on this platform that has seen the finer qualities that this movie has, hats off. PS., I found a midsize chip hazard for dirt cheap in a goodwill and had a battle-damaged version of chip when I was a kid.
@jeramycampbell
3 жыл бұрын
This is glorious. Stoked I found your channel!
@rexcelsior5415
3 жыл бұрын
Small soldiers terrified me when I was younger and that’s all I remember about it.
@endritDevYellowHatGames
3 жыл бұрын
I loved the movie when I was a kid , haven't watched it in ages
@koos42
3 жыл бұрын
So much bonus points for light-switch rave music.
@Transforming_Skyscraper
3 жыл бұрын
Glad I stuck around for ...well, whatever that was, haha! Seriously, this was a fun watch!
@Brainmutant
2 жыл бұрын
In the book Small Soldiers Top Secret Dossier: From the Files of Irwin Wayfair, you find out that CEO Gil Mars actually has the checks canceled at the end of the film and uses the money to fund the new program in South America. Lots of fun tidbits in that book. With that said, great video! Hopefully in another 10 years it becomes even easier to make Small Soldiers-esque toys, because I'd sure be down for some Gorgonites.
@niczaz58
3 жыл бұрын
This feels like if sid from toy story had a higher budget for his plastic war crimes
@flumphflumph6021
3 жыл бұрын
When you hit the wall, I expected Red.
@FrostDrive
Жыл бұрын
This was such an awesome video! I love the angle you took bout the movie and technology. Really eye opening. Great video!
@possumlodge5368
3 жыл бұрын
It still surprises me to see how many films Phil Hartman was apart of that I loved as a kid. Such a shame about what happened to him.
@cadethumann8605
Жыл бұрын
He may be dead, but he'll always be remembered.
@ChrisSeltzer
Жыл бұрын
Well that's a deep cut from my memories. I'm pretty sure I forgot about this movie about 10 minutes after I saw it.
@Apophis150
3 жыл бұрын
Patreon, where?! Amazing content!
@LordRavenscraft
3 жыл бұрын
Soon, actually. 👀 Next video.
@Apophis150
3 жыл бұрын
@@LordRavenscraft don’t mind me, just going through all the content and commenting to get more attention to this channel 👀 yay algorithms!
@wraith55
3 жыл бұрын
This is such insanely good content with a criminal shortage of views. Wow. Absolutely loved this video
@havendidit
3 жыл бұрын
I’m not the best at wording things so I’m a bit anxious about getting tone right - but I want to start by framing everything I’m about to type as a compliment. I king of put off watching this video, cause I never watched Small Soldiers and the basic concept didn’t really interest me. But I eventually figured hey I love your other videos so I might as well give it a shot. And (of course) I really enjoyed this video! Something that was especially nice to me was how relatable you were. Like instead of watching something that I don’t understand or could never get close to achieving, I felt more like I was hanging out with a really smart friend and doing crazy experiments. I could still never get close to achieving it :P but I realised that feeling of hanging out with a friend who is teaching me all this amazing stuff that I never realised or really thought about before is really consistent in all your videos. It’s like you’re helping me to be smarter, but in a very friendly, para-social-y way where I just feel like we’re friends and you’re telling me about all these amazing things you’ve discovered or are experimenting with. I have a couple friends in real life who are like that, so that kind of friendship (parasocial or not) is really special to me and it just adds to the knowledge and learning that I was already enjoying getting from your channel. I guess for a TLDR you could say your channel has a really nice friendly vibe and I’d like to think we would be friends if we encountered each other in the real social world? I dunno :P but whatever it is I’m trying to say it’s that your channel is cool and I’ve only been subscribed for a few weeks but it’s definitely become one of my favourites in that time and I look forward to hearing about whatever you feel like telling us about (and educating us about :P ) next
@johannmueller9660
3 жыл бұрын
Love the explosion at 19:34... it was funny
@andrewhardy8114
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you're awesome. Thank you for the fun video.
@d3j4v00
3 жыл бұрын
Epic strong bad reference.
@Anon-qp3kt
2 жыл бұрын
The explosion at the end was cool
@gogogoup
2 жыл бұрын
god loved this movie. the ending scene where the gorgonites sailed to their home, made me wanna do it to my toys.
@elijahdominguez6366
3 жыл бұрын
Did you really do the "well, screw (f**k) that!" from Galaxy Quest?
@Jabberkong
3 жыл бұрын
Loved the Galaxy Quest joke. Well Screw that with the overdub
@dingykhan1
2 жыл бұрын
The line "There will be no mercy" sent shivers down my spine.
@DraconicDuelist
3 жыл бұрын
Love Small Soldiers! One of my favorite movies as a kid.
@mrmeglomania
2 жыл бұрын
I think your episode is also a beautiful metaphor for what it's like trying to make anything of worth in a world were corporations own everything.
@sirdrakey
3 жыл бұрын
Technically you could take a course from the Stan Winston School.
@LowellMorgan
3 жыл бұрын
You got so caught-up with wether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
@Gadgetman1989
3 жыл бұрын
I find it glorious that Tommy Lee Jones (who voices Maj. Chip Hazard) says the line "best of the best" which was also a line in MIB 1 said by Will Smith
@psychedashell
3 жыл бұрын
Why glorious? Because it was the best of the best of the best. SIR!
@Gadgetman1989
3 жыл бұрын
@@psychedashell with honors!!
@psychedashell
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gadgetman1989 Too damn long since I watched that!
@Gadgetman1989
3 жыл бұрын
@@psychedashell damn good movie imo
@psychedashell
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gadgetman1989 No argument from me. Jones and Smith just owned that movie.
@skynyrdjesus
3 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard that chip hazard speech since I was a small child. It has aged like fine wine
@ChemistGeometric
3 жыл бұрын
Man I was not expecting The System Is Down, and boy am I here for it
@YAK0SEI
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that made my inner Strong Bad happy.
@mrpizzacat8273
3 жыл бұрын
The only thing stopping us from building a Chip Hazard fairly easily is just the bipedal walking, and maybe the moving mouth everything else is pretty easy
@luissantiago5163
3 жыл бұрын
So damn good. Awesome vid! 4:13 Classic! Loving this channel already
@megabudubudu
3 жыл бұрын
yo what song is that?
@luissantiago5163
3 жыл бұрын
@@megabudubudu look up HomeStarRunner. Don't remember the bit but a fond memory
@Rupert3434
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I just realized it's The Doctor from Voyager and Tobias Funke in one movie. I need to see this.
@Deception975
3 жыл бұрын
17:09 I half joked to myself earlier that you should just tape a cell phone to it.
@leGUIGUI
18 күн бұрын
4 years alter and we are even closer with the Robosen Transformers figures.
@YungReg88
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Stan Winston was involved in "Dr. Black & Mr. Hyde." Great movie! 2 thumbs up!
@themetalcandyfloss
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, don't put yourself down. I for one think it's incredible that you used a raspberry pi to link a voice to your creations, I think it's incredible. You should be proud... You have as many views as you've had. Awesome... Keep up the good work!
@loglorn
3 жыл бұрын
i have been thoroughly surprised and fully entertained several videos in s row now. Keep on the good work man in whichever form im here for it lol
@Splarticus_Art
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly.... The figures you see at the beginning of the " In Production" scene are in fact concept figures. Models that would show what the product would look like after being finished. It is for the workers to have reference when looking over the product before boxing. This ensures there was nothing wrong with paint or other things. If you watch the scene again, you can see how each figure is actually made. Could you print the outer shell of the figure?? Yes! Though in reality I am not sure where you'd find a way to have the figures do what they do in the movie. Besides the two way communication and the fact they could talk to one another. But that is with the tech we have already developed.
@MySqueezingArm
3 жыл бұрын
I recently found this channel. Thank you so much for reminding me how old I am and giving me some warm nostalgia berries.
@MorteLise
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this during my morning coffee and had to hit pause on the Big Reveal so I didn't choke to death laughing
@asdedoxd
3 жыл бұрын
JSKSJSKSJSKSJSKSJSKSJSK, THAT FINAL FIGHT WAS WORTH ALL THE WAIT XD
@jackzter04
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you I've had a figure of one of them for years the one with the flat grey hair and never knew what if was from thank you
@Professor_Walnut
3 жыл бұрын
Feels a lot like an Answer In Progress video I like it!
@poliblank
3 жыл бұрын
I loved the little tigatron reference
@midit20
3 жыл бұрын
Small soldiers 2 coming soon
@intothelean2930
3 жыл бұрын
laughed so hard - so bad it was epic.
@MySqueezingArm
3 жыл бұрын
Eric you shoulda got a Raspberry Pi Zero W. Wireless baby. But this seemed like you did a great job all around. I'm still watching so I'm excited to see how this goes. EDIT: Oh No! Hahaha. ProTip for easier voice stuff. Use Dragon and record shortcuts based on your voice. So you can do... Voice Input 1 means launch script for Toy Response 1 and so on.
@captain_dsz6049
3 жыл бұрын
small soldier okay you earned a sub
@Thecopperleadthread
3 жыл бұрын
This is how the bots in Tf2 Mann Vs Machine were made
@jcrossan1351
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best movies of my childhood
@gabesumner1236
3 жыл бұрын
They kicked my ass straight to the floor woth laughter
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