Have you experienced luxury? patreon.com/lifelineluxury
@Getyoahh
Ай бұрын
Yes and I enjoy it very much
@lasvegascrisis
Ай бұрын
life needs luxury to rip the hardest
@MaxK-ii7bn
Ай бұрын
Lol looks like Chris gave up on working out
@nutellanebula
Ай бұрын
Love you both, thank you for your work 🎉
@michaelmullmusic
Ай бұрын
Any time Matt reacts to Chris with "the dumbest thing anyone has ever said" is probably my favorite thing
@madelineatchison1381
Ай бұрын
Chris' hair is a 10 today
@kodyseiling5138
Ай бұрын
100%
@kodyseiling5138
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@brianchacon6208
Ай бұрын
10w40
@mikaellugo4146
Ай бұрын
Oh I’m sorry am I in Chicago? because those strays are killing me, 7.0/10
@StevenKaneCo
Ай бұрын
3 at best.
@chrisy_d9425
Ай бұрын
"Pets aren't lamps" needs to be on a shirt for merch 😂😂😂😂
@jackewart3961
Ай бұрын
If the neighbour complains about the 6 course meal out the back, tell him you’ll “fire the waiter”
@HunterLikesSoda
Ай бұрын
I love fast forwarding through all of Chris’ dates and promos
@TechHouse949
Ай бұрын
U not a fan bro? Why u watch why crank sucking then?
@nervousham
Ай бұрын
Hahaha but sometimes you miss some banter
@Downes_Indrome
Ай бұрын
Thanks for supporting the show... mostly
@goodboysongs
Ай бұрын
Eh s’cock.
@Forman_
Ай бұрын
weird comment
@timothyrusinko8882
Ай бұрын
“Never volunteer for anything.” Is such a grandpa thing to say and absolutely hilarious
@stephzav4203
Ай бұрын
The “Whoops, what’s your favourite colour?” bit had me DYINGGGG 😂😂😂
@tracit7030
Ай бұрын
“don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, but if you do, name it after me” is DEFINITELY a thing i’ve heard ppl say haha.😂
@elmoduran2554
Ай бұрын
The close up on Chris's finger when he pointed it is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@goodboysongs
Ай бұрын
11:05
@Simsimma33
Ай бұрын
Sss'foreign lol😂
@kodyseiling5138
Ай бұрын
CHRIS!!! YOU ARE HAVING A 10/10 HAIR DAY THIS EPISODE MY G!!! 💁🏻♂️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@scottdavidson7543
Ай бұрын
Word
@teiece7890
Ай бұрын
It’s so fluffy
@deepseablu91
Ай бұрын
Agreed!!!! 11/10
@jhall900
Ай бұрын
Both of themmm GHYATTTT
@bbgregs380
Ай бұрын
No homo but he is a sexy dude
@tommygreenthumbs
Ай бұрын
I agree with the ones who have said "Pets Aren't Lamps" needs to be on merch.
@itsbrandonbush
Ай бұрын
This is the first time I have EVER seen Chris’ hair actually look good. TEN! FUCKING TEN!
@dustincoyle3859
Ай бұрын
💯
@user-ve5eu2es1d
Ай бұрын
s'backhanded
@Chris-P
Ай бұрын
The dog bit at the end 😂
@Greeezy
Ай бұрын
Chris' hair never has a been a ten nor will it ever be a ten. And that's life.
@nicolascleroux7051
Ай бұрын
Cue the musical
@stayawoke3681
Ай бұрын
When Chris says Nike Dunk zombies, I got blood red mad.. They're "mummy"
@TravisYates-r7u
Ай бұрын
SUNDAY IS FOR LIFELINE AHHHH'YESSS!!!!
@secretgardenhomestead3251
Ай бұрын
Yyyeeessss dude! Sunday is complete!
@enriquejaramillo6098
Ай бұрын
51:24 hahahah watching Matt lose his patience is hilarious hahah😂😂😂😂
@vinnybombara492
Ай бұрын
For the guy with the neighbors dog problem… year round pop out Halloween decorations! Preferably quiet ones lol
@nutellanebula
Ай бұрын
Advices:::::::: 1. Crappings is SUCH a great name for poop. Thank you. 2. Making friends is like finding folks that share moments or common interests. Frankly being honest and risking sounding like a fool can get you far if you keep at it. 3. "Behave" : the people who say "Behave" instead of "buh bye" or "Take Care" are the same ones that say "Ciao" and try to sound cheeky and cultured. It's annoying but I'll probably start saying both. 4. I did agree with Matt thinking "Panda Dunk" was an expression, not a shoe type. I'm not a shoe person. 5. Matt is the only one that knows how to blow his nose correctly. 6. Humor compulsion 100% of the time is either a symptom of needing to be the center of attention or a symptom of being an idiot because you can't contribute more to a situation or convo. Not everything needs a zinger, but it's nice 70% of the time. 7. Insurance spin move: "If I could do something about ___ I would. I'm like you too, this is a awful" I think angry people want to feel heard. 8. Dog encroachment: I would get the police involved, BUT you should put "Private Property" signs around your property if you haven't already. Idk what the Candian laws are but in American states there needs to be signage of Private Property 🤔 i think. Also, putting non drying paint on your house/ window isn't a bad idea 😂 OR put a bunch of junk in front of your house, and talk loud so the neighbors think your dog got fleas and you're completely infested, and tell your dumpy neighbor to stay away because the fleas are really bad. Get creative!
@realtyrocker
Ай бұрын
CARLO RENNER DUUUUUUUDE. CAR LOREN DUUUUUDE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, SO FUNNY
@bryanbryan6108
Ай бұрын
Wull
@nickinskeep
Ай бұрын
These bots are creepin me out
@SpaceGhostMars94
Ай бұрын
Imagine this is the beginning of skynet? Terminator robots will destroy everyone while making the most random comments. 😂
@BenjiVerdu
Ай бұрын
Your comment is correct and informative 😂
@YourBeastRoy
Ай бұрын
Awh I think you'll be alright bubby
@JamesScrote
Ай бұрын
That's exactly what a bot would say 😳
@teiece7890
Ай бұрын
Where?
@stownrt61
Ай бұрын
Matt’s hat is fighting for its life to stay connected
@BTW4u
Ай бұрын
Chris's inner brendan pissing matt right off to the moon. 😂
@Jonglohn
Ай бұрын
That Facebook chairs shit killed me hahahahaha. Nothing is real.
@afonsosalgado578
Ай бұрын
Chris hair is a absolute 10
@DharlenPar
Ай бұрын
Assejjbdndñnd. E pilldjkss😊😂😊😂😊😊😂😂😊😊😂😊😂😂😊😂
@surfinbanana6419
Ай бұрын
Chris slippin’ in a Premo Rice line ‘sprinkle me man’😜😎
@GKTorn.
Ай бұрын
The pooch in the first vid sitting there listening to the whole thing f'ing got me. Best submission ever.
@kale_____
Ай бұрын
Chris pretending he doesnt always make jokes and then revealing it was actually only once and he still thinks about was so funny
@martymart2529
Ай бұрын
I think the saying goes “ don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, if you do think about me while you’re doing it”? Lol
@rbwatches
Ай бұрын
Chris' hair looks frinking amazing.
@VegoHarrisTV
Ай бұрын
In Lifeline we trust
@yansmith9562
Ай бұрын
Long live Lifeline😑
@CR_22
Ай бұрын
Bro needs to behave and take his time 😂
@clairvoyant_af
Ай бұрын
2:20 on the topic of soap, Dr. Bronners is easily the best soap I’ve ever used, they use essential oils so you always have a nice clean natural scent and it doesn’t dry out your skin like the cheap ones do, I’ve been using it for years and I’ll never go back to any other soap, I use the lavender one, heavenly
@kodyseiling5138
Ай бұрын
Also, we say the "name it after me" here in Missouri. We also say, "Be good, or good at it!". Like be bad at it and get caught, lol. Or be good at it, and you won't get caught. SHOW-ME STATE BABIEEE!!! Love yall, thanks Matt and Chris!
@ChildishGambeaner
Ай бұрын
Wtf does name it after me even mean?
@Jonglohn
Ай бұрын
I laughed really hard and thought the same thing when Chris said that shit about the grocery shopping and meme lmfao holy fuck I forgot how much I liked this podcast.
@CR_22
Ай бұрын
I like that Chris made something up and we all know he’s making shirts hoodies and hats because bags 😂
@wavves7able
Ай бұрын
Banger episode!
@CAPSTRES
Ай бұрын
It's cool to see that Chris had Butters made into a new wig
@kaden1moore
Ай бұрын
bangin hair day for the both of ya
@erinwalker9724
Ай бұрын
Live by the Spinmove Mentality!
@baddcheeta.
Ай бұрын
45:31 idk I saw a meme 😂 accurate response
@baddcheeta.
Ай бұрын
10:36 kudos to the dude for keeping the difficult dog ❤ aw
@julienlamoureux1284
Ай бұрын
Best hair in a while
@tommygreenthumbs
Ай бұрын
Getting lifeline in on a Monday! AAAAAAH'YES DUDE!!
@scuddtv9750
Ай бұрын
Matt has old man fashion sense panda dunk convo explains everything
@nicolascleroux7051
Ай бұрын
Oh ya this one is top 5 all time episodes
@brianp1328
Ай бұрын
32:20 yaay matt
@ChildishGambeaner
Ай бұрын
Cringe
@Tytyyorkie
Ай бұрын
“A chair is still a chair”- Luther Vandross
@den.james1
Ай бұрын
DUDE. My boss just said “be careful, and if you’re not just make it after me!” I was like “haha.. okay!” I had no clue. I had never heard it before. This is insane lmfao.
@bryanbryan6108
Ай бұрын
Wull
@ChildishGambeaner
Ай бұрын
Huh
@Flipper35
6 күн бұрын
47:48 - 47:58 Funniest part of the episode😂🤣
@robearz683
Ай бұрын
Omg!! My doxie kept getting fatter and fatter, caught her one day sneaking out the back fence and eating the damn cat food the neighbors put out for the feral cats😂😂😂 I was dying over the dog story😂😂
@cre8ufitness13
Ай бұрын
Why does Matt‘s hat make me think of him driving a John Deere 🤭😂
@johnnyperales4674
Ай бұрын
Bro just made me spit out my food with .. "U know things may not be as It seems" mannn its a mess in here
@josepheskandar3649
Ай бұрын
I'm gay
@jordanheimer774
Ай бұрын
I knew it!
@Isvvx
Ай бұрын
Eh s’British
@bryanbryan6108
Ай бұрын
Wull
@Downes_Indrome
Ай бұрын
Thanks for another great episode my favorite sibling tandem 😊
@austinflynn5374
Ай бұрын
Six-course meal is one of the funniest bits on Lifeline. Good shit, and great shits for that dog’s owner
@Cpt_JaK
Ай бұрын
Lol'd at Matt saying "...&when insurance goes down, they'll be nicer..." Stock owners of ins companies said "profits must grow... we want MORE capital gains!" So it goes. Line must go up. Companies increase rates or leave the state as they have in FL as claim payouts increase due to flooding& storm damage&such. & rinse, repeat in CA due to risk of wildfires in certain parts of the state & claim payouts from past fires causes the companies' rates to increase across the entire state.
@lovelyzusha123
Ай бұрын
1st girl that has no friends is terrified because of ppl like 2nd caller who get fuming mad because someone said “behave” to them 😰
@CR_22
Ай бұрын
Majorly or Mayorly ? I’ll never get this joke in now damnit 😂 bing bing
@savannahwest2163
Ай бұрын
Dude 51:18 I died
@Junic836
26 күн бұрын
Why wasnt this ep called Kylo Renner??
@memriemoyes9810
Ай бұрын
Keep thinkin Matt’s hat is a subway hat.
@cretchboc
Ай бұрын
Hey you’re coming to Thunder Bay. You didn’t mention that.
@NewNoise02
Ай бұрын
Matt's wrong about the behave thing. NO ONE says that to basically a stranger, that's fucking crazy
@CleverMetaphor
Ай бұрын
He's not wrong, even though it's lame
@KaitlynDaley
Ай бұрын
Hi girl in San Diego, I will be your friend 😁 - another girl in San Diego
@deepseablu91
Ай бұрын
Chris, your hair today is 11/10 🙂↕️
@proactive_studio
Ай бұрын
I made it a point to never own and wear the panda dunks, its EVERYWHERE!
@Dmg6um
Ай бұрын
Came to write how good Chris’ hair looks - and everyone’s done it 👏
@oliverandreaskindmellado4467
Ай бұрын
Hair 9/10
@evaninboots
Ай бұрын
Just noticed that lump on Matts forearm. I have a very similar lump. Is that just a common spot for people to have lumps? idk but great episode guys.
@amaraaubre
Ай бұрын
Kylo Ren took me out 😂😂😂
@jaejae444
Ай бұрын
great epidode! 🎉❤😂
@hyperbaroque
Ай бұрын
I have met so many people who only shit every so many days. Or once a week or whatever. I shit every day, twice or sometimes three times. Sometimes I undereat, like skip eating for a day and don't even notice, and take just one shit the next day. Etc. But skipping a day of shitting? No. Impossible. How do these people not explode?
@MatthewCharles
Ай бұрын
With the dog situation:make friends with the dog, invite dog in and give it a nice haircut and a nice doggy outfit and a new collar, when the owner sees this they will be very WTF in there mind. New outfit for everytime it comes over. Then take family pic with the dog, now the dog is either yours or the neighbors will do everything they can to keep their dog away from the freaks next do. Win Win.
@user-ve5eu2es1d
Ай бұрын
20:33 dude giving jake gyllenhaal vibes
@terencetaylor510
Ай бұрын
Chris D’Lineation
@jo5hy
Ай бұрын
KARLO GENNER 😭😭
@kristenrainey5080
Ай бұрын
A chair is a chair.
@user-ve5eu2es1d
Ай бұрын
hair 11/10
@gwendolynhamblin1209
Ай бұрын
I want Josh Duhamel to tell me to behave 🥵 😄
@ChildishGambeaner
Ай бұрын
He told me to tell you to behave
@publub1142
Ай бұрын
Let's gooooo babiessss
@Syzygycollapse
Ай бұрын
Chairs
@YourBeastRoy
Ай бұрын
Hey ppl from golden hour. THIS IS WHY Chris doesnt want the call in questions on there bc he deals with DUMBBBBBB questions like "how do i meet ppl" .... really... ah be better
@bryanbryan6108
Ай бұрын
Wull
@user-ve5eu2es1d
Ай бұрын
correct
@emilyspinach4603
Ай бұрын
Be nice!
@parkermcnerney9324
Ай бұрын
How was the title not "Respect the Delineation"??
@shawntoussaint_Loans
Ай бұрын
To the guy with the dog….. don’t sleep with your window open and that’s obvious
@nickthomas7193
Ай бұрын
LIFELINE
@Millionbuckshorts
Ай бұрын
Intooo itttt lol
@michaelwasserman250
Ай бұрын
Very interesting and relevant topic. Boop bop deep bop. Heart.
@creatingdestiny7
Ай бұрын
Yes
@ayeo1000
Ай бұрын
In my eyes, when you get a dog you’re getting new baby family member. They’re not gonna be easy and need all the attention to learn. It takes time but if you do it right itll be more committed and loyal than most humans hahaha
@ChildishGambeaner
Ай бұрын
A new dog doesn't require nearly the same amount of time and attention as a baby. Kind of an ignorant comment tbh
@EricFlores559
Ай бұрын
Sometimes people that mean well, adopt a dog and for whatever reason, it just doesn't work out. Unfortunately.
@Jleon1983
Ай бұрын
Insurance woman is my dream girl. I'm ssss'insecure❤
@foggyvhs8790
Ай бұрын
Never heard "behave" much but people constantly ask if I'm staying out of trouble and its soooo annoying. Idk where this NPC dialog comes from
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