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@HaBaGu
5 ай бұрын
Bro there’s really the option to translate to English lol
@Kroooza
5 ай бұрын
@@HaBaGuAnd it actually helped me understand this gibberish
@Therianfluff
5 ай бұрын
Lol
@Omnipresent_Youtube_Commenter
2 ай бұрын
That’s what that cat gets for assuming my gender!
@michelletamplin8081
2 ай бұрын
STOP FUCKING BRYAN ADKINS HE IS A SERIAL CHEATER/LIAR. He is screwing more women then than you & I!!!
@benjaminoechsli1941
6 ай бұрын
As the owner of two cats, I can assure you they are well-behaved purely because they know the bottle is no idle threat.
@ikosaheadrom
6 ай бұрын
I wanted to train my cat to not bite me, but every single time he will stare at me dead in the eyes while im holding the spray, and bite me either way than try to run as fast as possible but he ll always end up soaked in water (he never learns)
@dochdkfhdkgibberish1652
6 ай бұрын
@@ikosaheadromim not a cat owner but I hiss at cats that try to bite me
@Mydumbselfsays
6 ай бұрын
@@dochdkfhdkgibberish1652I bite back and more often than not, because of my omnivorous teeth more designed for crushing and grinding, the cats leave with a broken bone or two.
@ikosaheadrom
6 ай бұрын
@@Mydumbselfsays did the car not scratch your face
@Mydumbselfsays
6 ай бұрын
@@ikosaheadrom _Pain does nothing to quell my rage, it only serves to fuel it._ *Scars obtained in battle are not to be ashamed of, I shall wear it with pride, a war medal reminding me of my victory*
@chronix7946
6 ай бұрын
All cats are just Machiavellian-esk villians waiting for their chance to take power...or be given it freely because they're too adorable
@bloxsclaymation
6 ай бұрын
So accurate and so true, I would agree, they certainly give off the it is better to be feared the loved vibe
@sinenomine2681
6 ай бұрын
I just want to preface this with the fact that I hate myself as much as you hate me and would beat myself up too if I could and I get it and this is bordering on a disease that I recognise how annoying I am but still feel compelled to point this out... *It's Machiavellian-esque, not "esk". And also it's probably not that, Machiavellian basically means Machiavelli-esque - the word is is derived from Niccolò Machiavelli as a political philosopher and author and the reputation his works and ideology gained. So you can just say Machiavellian because, otherwise, you're saying "Machiavelli-esque-esque". Technically you might be able to say "Machiavellian-esque" but, unless if I'm missing something, it's a bit pointless. So yeah, again. Hate myself. Would punch me in the face too. I have a problem. I am the problem. The fact that I understood what you meant when you said "Machiavellian-esk" means that there is little to no point in me correcting you with my "erm actually 🤓" nonsense. So, I apologise. I am deeply sorry and I hope you can forgive me for being like this. I try really hard not to. And now I'm going to undermine all of that by pressing "reply".
@ralek592
6 ай бұрын
your misspelling of istic sent me down a rabbit hole of constantly googling linguistic derivatives that financially and mentally ruined me.
@ralek592
6 ай бұрын
@@sinenomine2681 Damn I didn't even see you. I actually am ruined now.
@anomonyous
6 ай бұрын
@@sinenomine2681 It's just ... Machiavellian. That's all. Using -esque after -ian, is, well... you tried to make your entire point about it, but it's redundant. You're right that "esque" is spelled like that, but that's about it. Also, it's just incorrect, it's "Machiavellian." There is no "-esque," for this. "-ian" is the proper suffix. It means the same thing.
@kingfisher1638
6 ай бұрын
This betrayal will never be forgotten, mother!
@Monte_Carlo451
6 ай бұрын
"betrayal is such a devastating act as it never come from an enemy but from some you dear and far worse of all is that, it came from you. My own mother has backstabbed her own favorite son. Oh how cruel is life and your mother. I shall never forget this treacherous act against me, mother"
@asteroidrules
6 ай бұрын
Narrator: this betrayal was indeed forgotten.
@ethanwilde4716
6 ай бұрын
@@asteroidrules"the betrayal was forgotten the second mother shook the bag of treats."
@Flame_da_man
6 ай бұрын
Until the cat got those premium ear scratches.
@alexandrefillot9600
6 ай бұрын
1Kth like
@laressplinter9507
6 ай бұрын
burial's conscience: "You're not going to squirt a kitty are ya, burialgoods?" burialgoods:"Yeah, in the face. Why?"
@nexusless
6 ай бұрын
i squirted all over :c
@UndecidedASMR
6 ай бұрын
silly
@beingsactual
6 ай бұрын
The burialgoods when the burialbads don't listen to their moralizing:
@laressplinter9507
6 ай бұрын
@@beingsactual He could actualy make a sketch out of that. I should remember that for the next one.
@laressplinter9507
6 ай бұрын
@@UndecidedASMR
@regretgames5580
6 ай бұрын
"Your nefarious tricks may work on those outside of this household, but I know fully well that you are a menace who must be kept in check" *sprays bottle*
@FelidaeEnjoyer
6 ай бұрын
ANG
@putaidanganimal1
6 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAAH 😂😂🤣🤣👌💯 Good one
@andano4055
6 ай бұрын
THE ACK SOUNDS LIKE A PATHETIC LITTLE HONK OF SURPRISE AND I LOVE IT
@ripadblock
2 ай бұрын
-ACK
@andano4055
2 ай бұрын
@@ripadblock-ÆCK
@SCARLETTEDSHIBA1049
2 ай бұрын
@@andano4055 -AAAAEECK
@leeperhapsbased.9057
20 күн бұрын
I often make that sound myself Am I a cartoon character
@andano4055
20 күн бұрын
@@leeperhapsbased.9057 Yes, Yes you are
@Eternus_transmogrifus49
6 ай бұрын
Yeah this happened with my cat. I apologized afterwards, but the king and queen of the house must be respected and she is neither.
@Arbyjar
6 ай бұрын
Okay but this line actually goes kinda hard and I will be sitting on it until the right situation to use it
@Eternus_transmogrifus49
6 ай бұрын
@@Arbyjar Thanks. She is our little princess, but even that has limits.
@The_scrongler1978
6 ай бұрын
@@Eternus_transmogrifus49man your pet/human hierarchy is weird. Here it’s big dogs < everyone else < kitty cat < small, dramatic dog.
@Kiba114
5 ай бұрын
you are not a real cat owner unless they are kings and do whatever they want
@Eternus_transmogrifus49
5 ай бұрын
@@Kiba114 Kitty can think that all she wants. But the person who buys the cat food rules this roost. And I have never seen her whip out a credit card.
@greener7580
6 ай бұрын
"In his hubris, the cat believed himself to be above the spray bottle. surely, his mother would dare commit such an act? But he was wrong, and he paid dearly for it."
@ekothesilent9456
25 күн бұрын
Cat: "Aye, the risk i took was calculated. But damn am i bad at math."
@TurtleShroom3
6 ай бұрын
My father's mother was obsessed with her cats. She died four years ago, and by gosh, I wish I could have shown her this when she was alive. It would tickle her pink. All I can do, then, is think fondly of her love for cats, and laugh at both that and this video.
@DeadKorvo
6 ай бұрын
May your grandmother and her big love for cats rest in peace.
@TurtleShroom3
6 ай бұрын
@@DeadKorvo Thank you. I wasn't close to her, but she spent the last ten years of her life near my family's home. My father obviously was close to her, and was glad to see her all the time.
@theusher2893
6 ай бұрын
"A heaven can never A heaven be Unless my cats are there To welcome me."
@JonasBachmann
6 ай бұрын
Rip
@maavet2351
5 ай бұрын
a paternal grandmother
@Shenanigan_Partaker
6 ай бұрын
The little ack at the end 😂
@erwins_arm
6 ай бұрын
That's the punchline
@youdonegoofed
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for pointing out the funny part of the video, we wouldn't have noticed otherwise.
@I_CantThinkOfA_HandleNameRN
2 ай бұрын
@@youdonegoofedwhat are we suppose to comment about the video
@mxrdslxg
Ай бұрын
@@I_CantThinkOfA_HandleNameRNuse that logic on every video and all you get is time codes
@3rdDayfan777
6 ай бұрын
Why does the timbre of his voice make me think of Sir Patrick Stewart? The cadence and inflection sound like Picard giving an impassioned bluff to some cosmic space entity that goes by "mother", inflicting its control over the cosmos with seemingly good intentions but dolling cruel, dampening punishments to those who defy her authority.
@burialgoods
6 ай бұрын
I've been compared to him before, honored that anyone would do so
@godisdead4416
6 ай бұрын
Wait this isn't using an AI or taking random parts of sentences he's said, and this is genuinely how you sound @burialgoods? What the fuck. Two sentences in and I thought Picard was narrating this
@williambowes-xt2sm
6 ай бұрын
@@burialgoods Hell yes it's very picardish and very impressive please do more picard-ish cat sounds these are great!
@kitkat261
6 ай бұрын
I thought it was some sort of AI using his voice as well, glad it's not
@burialgoods
6 ай бұрын
@@godisdead4416 No I am not an AI, I've used this voice in many of my videos
@cvbrocks5975
6 ай бұрын
Horus to the Emperor:
@BridgeTROLL777
5 ай бұрын
Horus´ spirit animal was a spicy cat.
@Snow.Frostborne_Ch
6 ай бұрын
“I do not fear you little warrior, I've traveled this earth as man and beast. I've walked its soil before your line was even formed. I’ve walked in worlds you never knew existed, I’ve seen empires rise and fall, I’ve witnessed the birth of Gods and the death of them. So I ask you small one, do you really wish for my threats not to be idle? Do you really wish to see the destruction I left in my wake. Do you truly wish to walk to path of destruction that I once did? Do you understand how much violence it took me to become this peaceful? So I say unto you once again I don't fear you little warrior, nor do I wish for you to fear me but if that is what it takes for you to learn that my threats are not empty, then so be it.” *sprays bottle*
@warblerblue
5 ай бұрын
Bravo!
@natalie_v0.1
5 ай бұрын
*_ACK_*
@Spinderfly
5 ай бұрын
"Do you understand how much violence it took me to become this peaceful?" goes fucking hard bro
@BaileyChap
5 ай бұрын
wow
@grouchy88
2 ай бұрын
'Mother, thy treason shalt not be forgotten nor forgiven until the end of time. Take my token of spite, as i leave my excrement, right next to the litterbox'
@user-wt1ke3zb6u
22 күн бұрын
That last part in petty.
@user-wt1ke3zb6u
22 күн бұрын
That last part is petty.
@jockdouglass3824
6 ай бұрын
"Then you will die braver than most."
@l3ftie578
6 ай бұрын
0:07 horus heresy vibes
@prenimystic
5 ай бұрын
"You asked for this, child."
@art_lobe
3 ай бұрын
"Don't underestimate the human race, Bob" As his mother spoke his name, Bob had no time to consider it, as he watched the human that was supposed to be surrendering. It was the first time Bob had felt fear. One look at the face of his mother, who should have been pampering him, made clear that her seemingly vain words were no mere boast.
@Coomamon_Memes
6 ай бұрын
I have a chihuahua/jack russel mix and personality-wise shes basically "cat at home" when you ask mom for a cat. I can confirm that the great american spray bottle not only feeds on the misery of cats but is the natural predator of offbrand felines as well.
@Not_interestEd-
5 ай бұрын
My cat refuses to be anything but a menace. She somehow forgets the spray bottle is a thing, and we had to start using vinegar in the stupid thing. Yes, she's orange, her favourite activity is chewing on tape.
@Coomamon_Memes
5 ай бұрын
@@Not_interestEd- my fake cat is at the point where she will bite at the water coming out the spritzer if shes dead set in misbehaving. Not always but she gets stubborn sometimes. I had to upgrade to a small super soaker as a side arm for when shes being extra bratty. Turns out that one is pretty effective on my housemate too. Lol.
@RitualStench
26 күн бұрын
Calling dogs off brand or fake cats is CRAZY 😂
@BannerOfIllusion
6 ай бұрын
Found you a month ago and Love everything you do. Your voice acting is through the roof. Please keep making more.
@dearcastiel4667
6 ай бұрын
This video is several years old...
@BannerOfIllusion
6 ай бұрын
Problem?@@dearcastiel4667
@Banana-Boi
6 ай бұрын
@@dearcastiel4667 Hey time traveler you're still in 2023 come back in 2030 or something.
@BannerOfIllusion
6 ай бұрын
And live in that shit show. No thank you.@@Banana-Boi
@EndThusIAm
6 ай бұрын
My cat, who hates being touched or held for too long. Who randomly bites people. Who will only bless you with his company from afar...always sits on my lap and purrs. Yes, it is because I have shown him that I don't make threats. I carry out promises.
@DimT670
6 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure your cat just likes you
@stormisuedonym4599
6 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's pretty definitely in spite of your use of the spritz bottle.
@EndThusIAm
6 ай бұрын
@@stormisuedonym4599 Only tried it when he was a kitten. When it didn't deter him we stopped.
@asrield2032
5 ай бұрын
Why did you write "My cat, who hates being touched or held for too long.", like if cats were SUPPOSED to like being touched or held for too long? Do YOU like being touched or held for too long? Please. Cats aren't as open as dogs. They have boundaries, just like you.
@EndThusIAm
5 ай бұрын
@@asrield2032 Are you okay? Did someone hurt you? Do your cats not like being touched? You are aware that there's plenty of cats who climb all over their owners and sit there as long as possible, while others like mine don't, yes? Perhaps I like being pampered and cuddled until I pass out, would that upset you?
@goosemontv
6 ай бұрын
But if you do not pull that trigger mother, then let the galaxy BURN!
@Patrick.Weightman
6 ай бұрын
"You do not have the heart to dampen me-" **spritz** "REEEEOOOWWW"
@robloxmemedudes
6 ай бұрын
that "ack" tho
@MechaLeo
6 ай бұрын
That's actually a really good Patrick Stewart on the slightly higher range. Don't let this cat captain the enterprise, he doesn't bluff.
@kashskitchen7178
Ай бұрын
“Guns aren’t used for threats. They are used for actions. Are you willing to put your life on the line to one man?” -a very influential man
@Videogeek95
Ай бұрын
"Ordeal, of LUUURVE" *Phweh*
@Serasia
5 ай бұрын
Those eyes are so full of innocence and bravery, and then realization and dismay.
@KalebTheDuck
4 ай бұрын
"My threats may be empty, but this bottle sure isn't."
@RitualStench
26 күн бұрын
Same energy as “strawberry jams, but my Glock don’t” 😂
@user-kf3lf3ft1b
5 ай бұрын
Horus Heresy, 30th milenium AD, colorized
@lck1624
4 ай бұрын
Lorgar ahh voice
@tubao226
6 ай бұрын
Horus taunting the emperor aboard the vengeful spirit:
@ndres6955
6 ай бұрын
he had it comin'
@joshc5613
6 ай бұрын
he only had himself to blame
@kushinasonlypans
6 ай бұрын
if you had been there
@kitten1602
6 ай бұрын
If you had seen it
@cheeseGlutton
6 ай бұрын
I betcha you would have done the same
@ndres6955
6 ай бұрын
@@cheeseGlutton N-No! I-I... I-I COULD NEVER!!! **le epic anime pose**
@phasedcloak2835
2 ай бұрын
"do it, no balls" "no balls you say? guess who's going to the vet"
@supercoolmaniajon265
6 ай бұрын
"Know your place feline. You may be a god in Egypt but here you are a mere pet. You exist purely to entertain me as a fool in my throne room and to be held as a trophy in the presence of my comrades. The meal in your bowl is a ration I choose to feed you with just for the sole purpose of keeping you alive. If I feel you are stepping out of line, if you even think about bearing your tiny fangs at me again, I shall unleash......." *grabs squirt gun* " *_My SUPERWEAPON._* "
@k_k_aisa
6 ай бұрын
Incredible you got Patrick Stewart to narrate this.
@burialgoods
6 ай бұрын
Incredible that I keep getting compared to Patrick Stewart
@k_k_aisa
6 ай бұрын
@@burialgoods His monologue from the opening scene of Oblivion is deeply embedded in my soul, so if you're conjuring that for me then it's a well deserved comparison.
@burialgoods
6 ай бұрын
Funny you should ask: kzitem.info/news/bejne/lKB60Gefmmt4hYo
@user-th3bo2yp1t
2 ай бұрын
@@burialgoods you sometimes remind me of Wayne June.
@PuppetierMaster
5 ай бұрын
Owner: Mr. Bangles for the crimes of destroying the toilet paper roll, desecration of the vase with Alvara plant and finally for obtaining access to the hidden cat food supplies. Mr. Bangles, face the wall do you have any final words? Mr. Bangles: My only crime is waiting this long to finally live my life in perfect freedom, FREEDOM THAT IS OPENLY DENIED BY YOU HUMAN! Owner: FIRE! *squirts water bottle* Mr. Bangles twitches and scampers away like a cartoon animal.
@abhinavnambiar4720
6 ай бұрын
This gives me horus and emperors vibe.
@nickmccarter2395
6 ай бұрын
That git a chuckle out of me
@jonathanwells223
5 ай бұрын
Naked force has solved more problems than anything else in history
@hamper6511
6 ай бұрын
Gracious Oath to you, holy mother of harvest and bountiful catnips. I shall no longer seek trouble, so long as my wishes are fulfilled, now give me rubs
@prenimystic
6 ай бұрын
You now know my true power, son. Do not challenge your only mother.
@yopoxikeweapescai9066
3 ай бұрын
Horus on the heresy
@IronVigilante451
4 ай бұрын
Perfectly dubbed
@twenty-fifth420
6 ай бұрын
Kitten sure looks and acts differently since the end of TTS…
@fotisk-sg2sh
6 ай бұрын
real life version of "what are you gonna do? shoot me?"
@yossithe9031
5 күн бұрын
Third accidental reference I noticed on KZitem comments. Congratulations.
@beautybard
6 ай бұрын
I found this last night and showed it to my partner. We've been quoting it in your voice to the cats all day today.
@aeden8008
6 ай бұрын
I've watched this multiple times, and every time that sudden ack after such a dramatic tone makes me chuckle. I love it.
@tomm8218
6 ай бұрын
this feels to me like horace confronting the emperor
@pyerack
5 ай бұрын
Horus vs the Emperor in a nutshell
@honaleri
5 ай бұрын
My cats all just know the word "no" and scramble out of the room like they're on fire if I say it.
@dumpstercat2229
5 ай бұрын
As a human, I also halt what I’m doing when someone sprays me with water.
@ethanemerson4862
5 ай бұрын
“Well played Mother, well played.”
@edwinpeterson9983
4 ай бұрын
Why does this sounds like archtraitor Horus final taunt to Big E before he was bonked out of existence?😂
@LCTesla
6 ай бұрын
This betrayal most foul, spoils our grand history. Our bond can be no more than a pale shadow of its former splendor from this point forward. Truly you have squandered an alliance that would once save your soul. No matter. My legacy shall live on in the name of the fading glistering of my soaked and weakened pelt. As for yours, mother, pray hard that it shall be soiled no further.
@TheOnlyFMP
5 ай бұрын
Everytime I watch this video I think "Rogal Dorn".
@MainerZ
2 ай бұрын
Don't think nobody heard that little slice of Dimmu, I see you.
@retroicdescent
6 ай бұрын
The Dimmu Borgir song is so fitting, but knowing the band, its not at the same time. I love everything about this vid! 😆
@meowmeow9326
6 ай бұрын
that is exactly how i was hoping this would end
@Zedyne
6 ай бұрын
Oh hey, BG I didn't know you spoke cat!
@EpicGamer-je8wc
4 ай бұрын
“You know you're not going to shoot me, Lieutenant. You're just trying to provoke a reaction. I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you.”
@beetle149
6 ай бұрын
Horus Lupercal to Emperor on board of vengeful spirit be like:
@shyunknown9426
17 күн бұрын
*"Now mother I will never forget this thou will return slumber till dinner arrives...."*
@mikeindiacharliehotelalpha2373
6 ай бұрын
Oh hey, another Horus Heresy post!
@nick_a91
6 ай бұрын
horus lupercal the moment before big e deleted him
@SirStarCat.
Ай бұрын
“You- spray miette? You spray miette with water!? Oh jail for mother! A thousand jails for mother!!!”
@kingkazma3246
6 ай бұрын
This is how Mewtwo sounds if you capture him 😂
@BoringguyY
16 күн бұрын
Who needs enemies when youve got friends like these
@jtgamer108
5 ай бұрын
Cat: "You ain't got the nerve." Mom: "watch me"
@hitthat6120
6 ай бұрын
I don’t use that at all because the cat knows you’re the one doing it so they kinda hate you for it I’m glad that my cat knows and listens to me when I talk to her Only thing she doesn’t listen to me is when she gets on table with my keyboard and TV on it but she only does that to either lick my head or get head pats She doesn’t drop anything or make a mess she just chills and plays all day God I love her
@GamerstudPrime
5 ай бұрын
For me this is the definitive reading of this meme, that voice goes hard!
@PlayNiceFolks
2 ай бұрын
I knew I recognized that music. Awesome
@MortSalazar
5 ай бұрын
Its the contrast of the scene vs the atmosphere in which it is acted out and depicted that does it for me
@charonsferryold
5 ай бұрын
That "ack" at the end is simultaneously the most and least catlike sound I've ever heard
@dramaticstyle9431
5 ай бұрын
Cat Shot By Water Bottle: "What are you gonna do, shoot me with that water bottle?"
@fourfours9928
6 ай бұрын
War Hounds (World Eaters) when they first met Angron.
@PowerMechGuyTechMasterEarl
2 ай бұрын
Made my night.
@Shrek40K
6 ай бұрын
Horus VS The Emperor in a nutshell:
@chriscombs21886
5 ай бұрын
me and my cat used to have this exchange daily, he's mellowed out a bit since then
@Simply_Xoc
6 ай бұрын
Everythime I rewatch this video I forget how really deep the cat’s voice is
@diamondcat2
6 ай бұрын
That cat has to be the main character.
@BetaToonzOfficial
Ай бұрын
Idk why, but the last part startled me. 😂
@venepskeuten9206
6 ай бұрын
"You think i would not do it little one, not when you have everything to lose and i only stand to gain"
@hovant6666
6 ай бұрын
reminds of of that bit from Ren and Stimpy: "I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?"
@KHTimeProtecter
26 күн бұрын
All I have to do is REACH for the bottle and my cats stop whatever nonsense they’re up to.
@jacksonbaye7920
6 ай бұрын
Spraying your cats with water is actually a bad thing that can cause them to be scared and lose trust of you as their human
@ItsOkayToBeThis
2 ай бұрын
😂 thank mercy I've never felt I ever had to use this. I don't want to.
@u4icdissonance180
6 ай бұрын
eeeyyyy Dimmu Borgir, excellent choice :D
@cosmicfails2053
6 ай бұрын
Bro out here thinking he the main antagonist
@lasarousi
5 ай бұрын
Using dimmu borgir gives you extra points.
@Bentfrombeyond
6 ай бұрын
I'm just waiting for the insane blast beats from Blessing Upon a the Throne of Tyranny to come in 😂
@HlootooThunderhammer
6 ай бұрын
Your voice here reminds of Scar from the Lion King.
@tinarogers1929
6 ай бұрын
Why was this so hilarious
@joecox1074
Ай бұрын
This version has the best voice acting hands down!
@johno1544
6 ай бұрын
Brilliant voice acting
@bignerd3783
6 ай бұрын
Eegh -cat
@Brian-hp7rk
6 ай бұрын
The Dune music was a nice touch.
@JM-tj5qm
Ай бұрын
I wish I had that voice so I could do silly things like this
@erict3728
5 ай бұрын
I have the worlds sweetest cat. She would never do anything to upset her human... But she used to climb up on my headboard and knock things off onto my face while i was sleeping. So we used a water bottle to teach her not to go up there... The expression on her face when that water bottle comes into play was the funniest thing. A mixture of "You wouldnt dare." Along with the look of hurt and betrayal. Topped off with a bit of anger. The expression reminds me of an angry Eric Cartman
@jewelfoxgaming873
5 ай бұрын
I swear- all I gotta do is shake the bottle and all nonsense comes to a halt 😂
@optmal5512
6 ай бұрын
this is EXACLY HOW IT IS HAVIN A SILLY GOBBER IN YOUR HOME
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