I was in my 20’s and hooked up with a chick who as in her mid/late 40’s. That chick was DOWN. Anything you wanted in the sack, there was no hesitation or modesty.
@narutoxzx123
4 жыл бұрын
Damn bro where you find her?
@What-go8ng
4 жыл бұрын
nothing to lose at that age lol
@GeneticallyDefectiveBroski
4 жыл бұрын
What if what I want in bed is a premenopausal female without crows feet?
@What-go8ng
4 жыл бұрын
@@GeneticallyDefectiveBroski be prepared to put up with a bunch of horseshit
@yellowsky3843
4 жыл бұрын
Because she knows she's finished. She's just happy to be getting attention
@jasongarcia1886
4 жыл бұрын
This is kinda what Chris Rock said about marriage where it shouldn't be for life marriage should be like a driver's license 5 years to renew
@0mnicide
4 жыл бұрын
Hah, like a marriage free trial. That’s amazing. I wonder what the average time is before most people get divorced.
@frewtlewps1152
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think marriage is gonna exist in the near future because it’s a super out-dated tradition. Why do you have to pay money to say that you love each other?
@69Kazeshini
3 жыл бұрын
How do you factor in kids
@jasongarcia1886
3 жыл бұрын
@@69Kazeshini you don't kids really don't determine weather the relationship will last it depends on the couple the kids are used as an excuse to try to make it work. But as long as both parents are in good standings and not let whatever influence the kids judgment the kids should be fine
@unusuario5173
3 жыл бұрын
@@0mnicide On average, the typical U.S. marriage that ends in divorce lasts just eight years.3 Worldwide, the average length of marriage can vary widely by country. In Italy, for example, the typical couple stays married for 17 years and the divorce rate is around 42%.4 In Qatar, on the other hand, the divorce rate is 69.5%, with marriages lasting less than 5 years on average. There's just as much variation when you consider divorce rates by U.S. state. Fourteen states have a divorce rate of 50-65%. Oklahoma, for example, has the highest divorce rate of any state, with 65.7% of marriages ending in divorce court. Twelve states have a divorce rate ranging from 15% to 39%, with the remaining states falling in between. Hawaii boasts the lowest divorce rate of any state, at around 20%. Taken from a random page. You should take those numbers with a grain of salt.
@Charlie_Alpha_Lima
5 жыл бұрын
"Old white woman or oats being thrown out of a helicopter" God damn it Patrice 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joeyslap426
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious
@MegaTron-zh3sn
2 жыл бұрын
ahahahahHAHha
@natethegreat7821
4 жыл бұрын
Kid: I broke up with a cougar. I’m homeless now it’s terrible Radio hosts: 😂😂😂😂😂
@Grandprixguffaw
4 жыл бұрын
They knew he stopped slinging it
@truestdude
4 жыл бұрын
He got 2 comfortable. He had 1 job smh
@monikaparmar2061
3 жыл бұрын
@Jack Neet True. First rule of the trade.
@ricardoh87
3 жыл бұрын
I was in that situation. It gets old, he did what he was supposed to
@onealramar5652
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@mr.theodore6489
5 жыл бұрын
Ant is naturally funny. He and Patrice together, pure Magic.
@enjoisk8ta4life
10 ай бұрын
"she had implants" Ant: "what her pacemaker?" FUCK
@Redhotlugnut
3 жыл бұрын
As a white dude who has lived in Uganda for a year and a half, I can tell you these local guys are crazy for white women. They beg me to hook them up. I honestly don't know many whites here but a couple. I show my friends (who are in their late 20's and good looking) a photo of a braud that's in her mid 40's and a 5 on the best day and they're begging to meet her! I'm like wtf? They want the white chicks and don't care, the girls want the white guys and don't care if he's in his 60's ffs. I dated a girl that was 20 (and hot af) who dated a 60 year old for almost a year. I'm in my mid 40's and date chicks 20-24 typically. They hit on me. So when I see white chicks here they don't even look at me and I don't even look at them because we both know we can get almost any girl/guy we want in these countries and have no interest in a washed up white haha. But it's great here guys. If you're from the west and have a bit of money you can live like a king here. Doesn't matter your race or if you're ugly af you can have an awesome life here with endless sex and partners (literally!).
@gregorylagrange
4 жыл бұрын
It's not about integrity. It's about attention. When they are young, they have a vast surplus of attention without trying. So they can claim integrity because they think they will have ever lasting attention with their select choice of the very best. When the attention they thought they'd always have goes away, then they don't have that free reign of choice and they have to actively do something to get the attention they crave. So they turn into low hanging fruit of trips to Africa and calling themselves cougars.
@30minutesLess
4 жыл бұрын
He’s saying their integrity is fake, it’s a front for no reason.
@gregorylagrange
4 жыл бұрын
@@30minutesLess If the integrity is fake, wouldn't that go to that it wasn't about the integrity?
@monikaparmar2061
3 жыл бұрын
Great perspective.
@Tes-qe1jc
4 жыл бұрын
2:25 Patrice : I've read a book about the Masai tribe. O&A : what's it about? Patrice : the name of the book is ” Masai tribe ouch”😂
@gdehoyos006
3 жыл бұрын
That joke was absolute napalm 🔥
@javenwilliams9875
4 жыл бұрын
"Shout out to AARP" - Bronx Johnny This show was amazing
@TheCloud2012
3 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@ingemarsmith4154
4 жыл бұрын
At 6:00 when he said the queen of England was going on a diplomatic mission looking for Forrest Whitaker I was driving and literally thought my life had come to an end.
@cruzanassassin
4 жыл бұрын
😆
@truestdude
4 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@simonlevy2154
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@chaosdromanah8620
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mlnyonasi
4 жыл бұрын
25:31 that right there is why i'm a big Oneal fan man. I always thought he was just fun, but the more I listen to recordings of him...i'm like damn man this dude was so goddamn honest and real it's like a form of enlightnment
@Walt-yc2li
2 жыл бұрын
That guy was a blessing
@HUNTENT247
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony's laugh is the best. When he truly thinks something is hilarious, it's almost as good as Patrice's laugh. Love these shows.
@nathaninostroza7655
2 жыл бұрын
Almost crap my pants with that laugh... What a funny pricks they were. RIP Patrice
@joet8862
Жыл бұрын
the laugh when bronx johnny says "i was getting uhhhh oral treats from shawty"
@semimob7522
4 жыл бұрын
“She’s a Mougar” he was so quick with it 😂 RIP legend
@wsemenske
3 жыл бұрын
Wow combining two words, genius it's never been done. Out off all of his gems, that was his best
@VashStarwind
2 жыл бұрын
"Im just gonna start off by saying ima bad baaaad boy" Total silence. LOL
@permazero
4 жыл бұрын
"Don't try and Jazz it up you piece of garbage" - Patrice O'neal
@GigiBellia
5 жыл бұрын
The music in the background when Bronx Johnny calls in is epic. I remember that song.
@jaytremendez4551
5 жыл бұрын
Lol i peeped that too!
@fairverona8967
4 жыл бұрын
That felt like it was straight out a movie
@scarabheart9024
4 жыл бұрын
Chakachas- Jungle Fever
@BigSavageG
3 жыл бұрын
@@scarabheart9024 I love that track! Especially the extended version! It is da joint
@scarabheart9024
3 жыл бұрын
The song is in GTA San Andreas. That's how I found it.
@omarlerouge5420
3 жыл бұрын
We need Patrice so bad these days :/ RIP big boy
@mrjjthor
3 жыл бұрын
I use to date older women and it's mainly an ego boost for the women. Also never get too emotionally involved with older women. It's just for fun and experience.
@chaosdromanah8620
3 жыл бұрын
I feel enlighten everytime i listened to Patrice
4 жыл бұрын
Those 'Old Bags' are drier than a bag of flour, and begging to get their 'backs blown out'.
@TheMrlitemaster
5 жыл бұрын
"It's like a turducken" good lord
@mallygeedkm
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a little upset that no one picked up on the girl Robin saying she was a virgin when she got married but was always "sexual." WTF does that 🐎 💩 mean?! That was a good 3 min of material all of them could've dismantled systematically.
@mallygeedkm
3 жыл бұрын
@John Anderson yeah but they could've picked up on it and gave us 3 min of brilliant roasting.
@jorgovan-ni9kz
3 жыл бұрын
Yoo you right. Patrice would have died laughing if u said that in front of them then... He would be like:"Hahahah he is right, this girl is lying her ass off or i bet she is onw of those religious type are u sweetie?"
@Voxphyle
3 жыл бұрын
Been watching a ton of these lately, and it's impressive the amount of dudes who call in and have to justify everything by saying "but she was hot, man!"
@Gabster1990
3 жыл бұрын
A lot of men will put up with a lot of shit to get laid.
@joeyslap426
2 жыл бұрын
@@Gabster1990 I won't even masturbate if my fly is up
@tmultt
5 жыл бұрын
Mush factor is some scary nature.
@gugudlhamini3677
4 жыл бұрын
Scrolling through the comments is so brutal but it's so hilarious I can't stop laughing how raw men are it's so funny😂😂😂😂😂
@wacodraco1558
3 жыл бұрын
At least you have a sense of humor! No fun in stuck up stuffy ladies lmaoooooo
@DANTHETUBEMAN
3 жыл бұрын
Big double standard ,
@TalkingThrones
3 жыл бұрын
Every girl Anthony has ever dated says this same thing to all her friends... 16:41
@HooDKiDMANCiTY
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm kenyan and maasai makes this whole thing hilarious 😂
@AF-jx7hz
3 жыл бұрын
What makes you think he escaped from prison? Because he’s Kenyan? That’s extremely racist
@jorgovan-ni9kz
3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see people from all over world listening to Patrice 😀
@edwinmageto5067
3 жыл бұрын
@@jorgovan-ni9kz we’re out here man lmao. Funny af 🇰🇪
@fnuppyfnup
2 жыл бұрын
@@jorgovan-ni9kz greets from serbia
@jorgovan-ni9kz
2 жыл бұрын
@@fnuppyfnup hey
@Cesification999
4 жыл бұрын
"Oats being thrown outta of a helicopter" ☠️☠️☠️
@tr9294
3 жыл бұрын
I can believe this, every caller is pure gold 🤣🤣
@KennyPowers101mph
4 жыл бұрын
The African drum beat in the background. 😂
@unusuario5173
3 жыл бұрын
The Chakachas - Jungle Fever
@1994nba
4 жыл бұрын
See what a waste of time dignity is 😂😂
@truestdude
4 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@jcnot9712
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect Bronx Johnny, the only one to admit he did it for the money and not try to convince people that the old ladies were “hot.”
@truestdude
4 жыл бұрын
Did my man say he was homeless? Damn son 😅😅😅😅
@SHNASTDOG
2 жыл бұрын
7:30 Patrice is right. "30, 31" is old to a Connoisseur of Cooch. It's about the blue book value. Mileage. "Mom" is like a salvaged title. Each kid is different car accident that totalled the frame and they had to rebuild. The day she turned legal was her year fresh on the lot. That's the model number. You got a 19 yr old gf? Then you got a 2020 model. Could still be a salvaged titled with high mileage though. And I'm not just being crass. The mileage isn't just the crude physical aspect. It's the emotional and mental mileage. It adds up quick. Refer to Dave Chappelles Bird Revelation (2018) The Iceberg Slim story details how a biznatch has her expiration date and can't take anymore. Now that's with pimpin and turnin tricks but it's all the same ish different name. A girl that's 24 but has 3 kids and already did every hedonistic act, ran through the hood, the school, their job, and ran through the entire spectrum of a difficult adult life (all the drama), will be at her expiration date. Even at 24 she's a wreck. Literally.
@iCheetosbutter
Жыл бұрын
Man I enjoyed reading your comment because the analogies are true as fuck.
@lycheesack
Жыл бұрын
What timestamp is the 'expiratation date' on iceberg slim?
@vorbo01
4 жыл бұрын
"I bet it's like Grape Nuts" - I'm fucking creased rn
@TSnowy23
3 жыл бұрын
ROTFL Vorbi 🤣 same here
@SHNASTDOG
2 жыл бұрын
Creased! Adding that to my slang box
@cedricwright4122
11 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha. He said evey time we got up she made waffles and Pancakes
@pmiskovic
3 жыл бұрын
the way Ant says "some of that sex" kills me every time 0:47
@rocstarang5747
2 жыл бұрын
"The mush factor", I died 💀
@GigiBellia
5 жыл бұрын
23:12 Opie - "wait did you say fitteds" (what Patrice and Bronx Johnnie referred fitted hats as) was funny. I'll give it to Opie when it's deserved.
@guitarsANDcars39
4 жыл бұрын
If you suck 99% of the time, you deserve NOTHING.
@fnuppyfnup
2 жыл бұрын
So true about wasting time on dignity, but at the same time what to do if you cant find any guys you r attracted to where you live...
@stub4488
3 жыл бұрын
Not ready for radio Mark....🤣🤣🤣🤣 So I have that to look for to 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@goopaf3952
10 ай бұрын
damn man, that one young dude was living the dream. he really really had ONE JOB
@3JOH22A
4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Kenya
@ale58301
4 жыл бұрын
4:00 WAIT WAIT WAIT what about 'nursin a giant PECKUH'?? Tssss fkn home run Chipperson
@RealCoolGuy
2 жыл бұрын
A MILF is not just any woman who happens to be a mother... A MILF is the mother of someone your own age... The term started in high schools based on which of your classmate's mothers you would want to get with. A 30-year-old woman with an infant cannot be a MILF (except to other infants, I guess, technically).
@AJOrsini96Host
4 жыл бұрын
The Mush Factor!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢
@dnbbaby3472
4 жыл бұрын
Mush factor 🤣🤣
@mlgreen111
3 жыл бұрын
When i was in my early 20s i took down a chick in her 40s. That mush factor was a thing.
@samusaran7317
Жыл бұрын
Was it worth the hoops too jump through? 🤣
@IRatatatI
4 жыл бұрын
Man my life’s been so boring. I’m 28 and never been with a cougar, let alone many younger women haha 😂
@hennythingispossible11
4 жыл бұрын
look at it on the bright side. U ve been dodging bullets
@mindhunter8772
4 жыл бұрын
@@hennythingispossible11 Soo true
@andreavenaa
3 жыл бұрын
Dude as long as you’re working towards a good life. I’m a year behind ya and find myself in lil interactions with all sorts of women and they love the attention but i’m not trying to get involved gotta stay focused
@ricardoh87
3 жыл бұрын
get a bartending job, it's like shooting fish in a barrel
@SHNASTDOG
2 жыл бұрын
I went home with a 28 year old stripper when I was 22. I thought that was about as old as I ever wanted to go. Lol
@sssephiroth6003
3 жыл бұрын
"From the neck up" lmfao
@planetruths
4 жыл бұрын
Catching oatmeal from a helicopter 😭
@kahlilsimmons4263
4 жыл бұрын
Yo these videos are gold
@Tony-zs2ow
3 жыл бұрын
Im learning more than I ever have
@weezypeezy1725
3 жыл бұрын
Me too brother, I only wish he was still alive.
@Tony-zs2ow
3 жыл бұрын
@@weezypeezy1725 yep me too
@stratocaster-dn7gt
3 жыл бұрын
Patrice is like the older brother we all never had
@VickMcbread
4 жыл бұрын
22:00 I need some HATS
@bartholomewlyons
4 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👍🏼
@pauliesandmanpalermo3757
2 жыл бұрын
A Pacemaker! 😂
@enjoisk8ta4life
10 ай бұрын
i had to look up wtf a turducken was holy shit thats amazing
@houseofmatrix6174
3 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest episode
@mrunknown6430
2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone interested in discussing Patrice 's ideas and how to implement them? I would love to discuss with open minded people about it. Please reply in a comment if you are interested to talk.
@darthvader2980
4 жыл бұрын
“Hard figures are hard to come by...” Apparently not 😈
@iXiuxe717
4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were dead?
@xeon0998
4 жыл бұрын
No lie, the host on this show sounds like the guy who hates on his buddies for getting some. Straight no love getting boys
@83delgado
Жыл бұрын
That one guy gave a shout out to AARP. LOL
@truestdude
4 жыл бұрын
She's a mougar 😅😅😅 the caller Robin is cool 😅😅😅
@smasherblues5322
4 жыл бұрын
Oats being thrown out of a helicopter
@uncleruckus5679
5 жыл бұрын
A turducken! 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭☠☠☠☠
@thatsaviour
4 жыл бұрын
All the O&A it'd never occurred to me that I'll listen to Patrice talking about Kenya..😂😂 I'm from Kenya. When was this btw? I must have been very young when this aired. Edit: just seen the date
@TheSnoozeFox
3 жыл бұрын
"GIANT AFRICAN MEN" LMAO
@dward12
4 жыл бұрын
Oral treats, I'm done
@truestdude
4 жыл бұрын
Smh wtf?
@houseofmatrix6174
3 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹😹
@MrAce607
2 жыл бұрын
For real. I had an older woman teach me "the skill list" when I was younger. But it wasn't as old as these boys 😂
@1994nba
4 жыл бұрын
Masai Louisville slugger 😂😂
@otuekong
4 жыл бұрын
What's this talk of tigers and lions on the streets of Kenya 😂😂 wtf
@derekross6649
2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to AARP hahaha they didn't catch that one.
@thomasmac6061
4 жыл бұрын
Seems like they hating on the young guy older lady match making. What's the problem. Older ladies are hot. I've been with a 50 yr old who was tight, they are out there. I've been with a 19 yr old who was loose. I realize older women and young girls are different but as long as you treat it, don't pretend it's something it's not. Everyone honest. What's the problem. If she's attractive to you, no need to jump through hoops lying to yourself why you only do it for some other reason.
@optimchs
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I forget who said the joke about: I don't want 72 virgins in heaven, just gimme a few older whores who know what they're doing!
@Josh-c5k8q
4 жыл бұрын
The ones that are that desperate obviously aren’t hot
@AHighlander
4 жыл бұрын
@@optimchs Billy Connolly?
@Z8terfix
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. men lookin for excuses so they don’t get laughed at if they admit the truth..
@alanperez7657
3 жыл бұрын
I cant stand old broads, anyone over 30 is eh
@shinigamii175
2 жыл бұрын
We call them sponsors here in Kenya
@MrAce607
2 жыл бұрын
See though the problem with these guys that were dropped, they have 0 zero!! Self-esteem. They had mommy issues. You gotta own that relationship!
@1o11h
3 жыл бұрын
It is the same thing as when Patrice talking about brazil. It is just the opposite for women when they go to Kenya
@errant3
3 жыл бұрын
not really the same
@DapBino
3 жыл бұрын
This man Johnny from the Bronx lol
@stephane7874
3 жыл бұрын
Bronx Johnny!!! Hahaha. Nice story.
@liammalone6304
3 жыл бұрын
"The mush factor"
@martinmoses1342
3 жыл бұрын
Legend good one
@DANTHETUBEMAN
3 жыл бұрын
Personal trainer goes big biz, so what do I do now,, just sit there and look handsome dum dum. Lol
@mikegraphy
3 жыл бұрын
Kenya we still got it 😂
@thestonecanoe3159
3 жыл бұрын
I been dabbling with cougars lately, I don't do it for any financial gain tho I just need people who can go at it with no fuss and keep going
@samusaran7317
Жыл бұрын
Update?
@thestonecanoe3159
Жыл бұрын
@@samusaran7317 mehh.. no regrets
@antonivi8968
3 жыл бұрын
Did ya'll peep the 'keep that to yourself' at the end? Trying to not get bruh caught up.
@Caldren_
3 жыл бұрын
28:25 Damn right nothing truer has been said about the mother daughter relationship xD
@item9_
3 жыл бұрын
“Shout out AARP”💀
@evanu7
3 жыл бұрын
Patrice would love to had roasted the cast on 90 day challenge lol
@margamantoni
4 жыл бұрын
15:44 What a CVNT
@seamusflynn7022
4 жыл бұрын
Why does Opie try to ruin everything.???
@thedavecorp
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@raw5889
4 жыл бұрын
Said John Wayne 😭😭😭
@lCurbstomp
3 жыл бұрын
What happened to the mush factor? She died
@SFsailingbiking
4 жыл бұрын
In for the money. The end.
@downbad2874
3 жыл бұрын
Then why get married if your gonna get tired of me anyways and seek different
@rockmyworldmusic
Жыл бұрын
Women have been doing this long before passport Bros.
@griffinjohnson3858
3 жыл бұрын
Hes right I'm a dishonest piece of shit I need to tell her what up how I feel. I'm 25 Yrs old my girl is 37 with a kid and I got a kid with her also. I wish patrice was here I need to call in
@jurassicpark1289
2 жыл бұрын
Can I ask you something?
@chefntoast
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be over 50 to be a cougar
@nadiablack4797
3 жыл бұрын
Italian women have been doing it for years it's not news, and not the Queen cheeky devil lol
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