Bald Eagle: (screeches while flying in front of American flag) Director: “Hold up, CUT! Stop the filming” Bald Eagle: “Is there a problem?” Director: “Look kid, you’re a good actor and all, and I think you’re definitely a powerful and majestic bird but the call really isn’t doing it for me. Can we get the hawk in here for a voiceover?” Cameraman: “He called in sick today, but we got the kookaburras voice acting for dolphins in the studio next door” Director: “….that could work…”
@bucketsareunderrated7258
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Chimerathedragon
2 жыл бұрын
We are both cursed to roam this earth while having our minds act like this
@thegingerheadman0610
2 жыл бұрын
@@sharriceowens913I would but I'ma dude
@cyrusmuller6502
2 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: first time?
@origamipein18
2 жыл бұрын
Accurate.
@Hailstormful
2 жыл бұрын
We call a big flock of crows a "murder" We really should be calling a flock of seagulls a "massacre"
@xenonsketchesletsgo
2 жыл бұрын
A "Homicide"
@realist7752
2 жыл бұрын
@@xenonsketchesletsgo A Road Kill?
@alejandroelluxray5298
2 жыл бұрын
A "carnage"
@SlothOfTheSea
2 жыл бұрын
A bloodbath, a slaughter, or yeah, a massacre.
@Rudoku1
2 жыл бұрын
A Genocide
@CuteZi
2 жыл бұрын
Seagulls poking you in the coconut is nothing compared to what they can actually do. Yoda got LUCKY
@blahblah9036
2 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference.
@travisasselta9140
2 жыл бұрын
@@blahblah9036 same here.
@FunnyFany
2 жыл бұрын
🎵🎶 *Hmm ha, hm hm hm ha, hm hm ha, hm hm hm hm ha, hm ha, hm hm hm hm hmhm ha!* 🎶🎵
@sidereum-05
2 жыл бұрын
And then... I got hit in the neck wth a hackey sack. hM HM HM hM, wHere'd it come from?
@Dyundu
2 жыл бұрын
Run, run, run ‘n jump; I can be your backpack while you run . . .
@CreatureCal
2 жыл бұрын
When you find out the animal noises you heard weren’t real: *“How many lies have I been told by the council?!”*
@INFM424
2 жыл бұрын
Too many
@MikeUman
2 жыл бұрын
It would be easier just to ask how much of what the council told you is the truth. The answer is a lot shorter.
@idfk6047
2 жыл бұрын
First the animal noises, then a buncha other random government and doctor mythsss (how long it takes to digest gum, area 51, things like that) what's nextttttt
@james_bartholomew_benedict
2 жыл бұрын
*Not even the Council has the whole truth!* So who lied to the Council?
@notjesz6567
2 жыл бұрын
Hence to title of the video
@JoyBomber
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact about that longhorn beetle: they're not nearly as much of a threat as they used to be because woodpeckers actually LEARNEDD how to get them out of the wood. That's right, they taught themselves how to eat a new bug that burrowed its way into the bark different from our native bugs apparently, if it weren't for that amazing adaptation from our woodpeckers, they might have done so much worse
@angr3819
Жыл бұрын
Klaus Schabb will be so jealous.
@deleted-something
Жыл бұрын
Oh no
@RandomMackem0069
Жыл бұрын
When the woodpecker said “fuck it, let’s do it ourselves”
@The_Worst_Guy_Ever
Жыл бұрын
Woody’s an American hero 🫡
@CallanElliott
7 ай бұрын
If the woodpeckers are helping out, this problem will decline in severity over time I'd wager
@vietnamesenoodle3280
2 жыл бұрын
Rhinos in wild: I will literally kill anything that moves Rhinos in zoos: gib pat
@etledgaming2321
2 жыл бұрын
gib pat. N O W.
@MurasakiTsukimaru
2 жыл бұрын
Wolves versus dogs really
@MurasakiTsukimaru
2 жыл бұрын
@@heiseigojifan2713 When you realize sharks kill less people than cows. You know why? Most people are never around sharks or wolves and we all know they're dangerous. That's such a nothing fact
@techclay39
2 жыл бұрын
@@heiseigojifan2713 only one human has ever died by a wild wolf, and that was when he try to do some thing dumb. I think.
@MurasakiTsukimaru
2 жыл бұрын
@@heiseigojifan2713 Because I'm pointing out how much of a nothing fact your statement is. The vast majority of people never even SEE a wolf in real life outside of a zoo. Dogs are literally everywhere humans are found. Not to mention, people don't go starting shit with wolves like they do dogs. Hippos will attack anything that isn't bigger than them and some things that are. Yet dogs still kill more people than hippos. Because again, one's far more common. Shit, you know what basically never attacks humans and is STILL statistically one of the deadliest animals in the world? Fucking deer.
@Jester22589
2 жыл бұрын
“This cuttlefish is wearing glasses but its for science” is the best thing anyone has ever said
@kittykittybangbang9367
2 жыл бұрын
It's basically Sollux and Feferi
@PeachyPavillion
2 жыл бұрын
He looks very stylish in them too.
@galaxytravelent
Жыл бұрын
😅😅
@adrianomoraes5992
Жыл бұрын
I hope next they find a scientific reason to add a pompadour wig
@joymike6408
Жыл бұрын
Ikr? I fkn love this kid. 👍😆💯 Animal Planet needs this young man the way Discovery needs Mike Rowe.
@rubiconprime1429
2 жыл бұрын
I was just hoping the other day for a Casual geographic on Rhinos that went beyond “legally blind bipolar tank” and now it’s here. Thank you
@mongmanmarkyt2897
2 жыл бұрын
That rhino having the zoomies warmed my heart just a little
@jeremiahbristow7609
2 жыл бұрын
But most of the Rhino information was already talked about!
@ancientmegalodon29
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I feel kinda bad for them if there not dangerous
@julietfischer5056
9 ай бұрын
@@ancientmegalodon29- In the wild, they are dangerous.
@ChimpTony
2 ай бұрын
i thought you said national geographic joke joke
@dryb3301
Жыл бұрын
That prolonged silence after the "they don't work btw" felt somehow personal, lmfao. ...😅😅😅
@purfektliflawed
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ronanterry2529
Жыл бұрын
Quit using penis pills bro ,they don't work
@dryb3301
Жыл бұрын
@@ronanterry2529 I don't. I'm a woman
@ronanterry2529
Жыл бұрын
@@dryb3301 quit using penis pills lady
@thecatrizable
Жыл бұрын
@@dryb3301 WOMAN☕
@ivanrenic4243
2 жыл бұрын
"Anything that is sleeping for 3 months straight isn't waking up anymore" Ants: Are you challenging me, mammal?
@mishiro_4
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂That's a quality comment right there
@veggiedragon1000
2 жыл бұрын
Wooly bear caterpillar, to the ants: You can talk, amateurs.
@johnnybaldwin6161
2 жыл бұрын
Shii, water bears could be straight frozen in ice for years
@alejandroelluxray5298
2 жыл бұрын
Snails: Pathetic
@omegavfx3482
2 жыл бұрын
Me in summer break: *Pathetic.*
@KevinRAAMAAAGE
2 жыл бұрын
As a rabid horse girl, I can confirm. Rhinos are better than zebras. And honestly can't believe they're more related to donkies, because the donkies I've met just wanna back that dump truck of an ass up on you, so you'll scratch him, and the other cries at the fence at you when he doesn't get his own pile of hay, and he seems to think you can't walk without him, or go anywhere without him. He scream cries like a baby
@tyrongkojy
2 жыл бұрын
They're like donkeys, but if the donkey was a total cock.
@caseyalbright2762
2 жыл бұрын
They actually breed a certain type of donkeys to keep predators away from herd animals such as sheep cattle and alpacas.
@SewardWriter
2 жыл бұрын
I love that you know this.
@seongjin-woo8683
2 жыл бұрын
If yo a girl why kevin?
@nerysghemor5781
2 жыл бұрын
Domesticated donkeys are such underrated animals. I actually think they're a lot better than horses...smarter and friendlier. Stubborn, yes, but that comes with "smarter."
@Kleebo
2 жыл бұрын
Fun (false)fact: Benjiman Franklin didnt want bald eagles to represent America because he saw the eagles as cowardly and belive that turkeys would be a better bird to represent the country arguring that thier recklessly aggressive behaviour would be a better to represent the strength of America.
@amberberry_
2 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Franklin might've had a point
@setsers1
2 жыл бұрын
😠The Truth Sucks.😟
@Kleebo
2 жыл бұрын
@JayLeeBeanz the eagles are more majestic, but have you seen what a Turkey can do to someone?
@Dracorex13
2 жыл бұрын
Specifically, Franklin was referring to the bald eagle's tendency to steal fish from the osprey, rather than catching one itself. Theft of another animal's prey is called kleptoparasitism and is very common among fish eating birds.
@Kleebo
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dracorex13 interesting
@pattrell5257
Жыл бұрын
This guy needs his own PBS show; he's too good!
@katnip266
2 жыл бұрын
I'm more of a cat person, but i'd probably wouldn't turn down an armored puppy.
@AbuAli-ff8yh
2 жыл бұрын
but I would probably would not
@bethanydavis9023
2 жыл бұрын
The big downsides would be cleanup and space. The smell of their feces must be pretty strong since tgey're so big and must popbout a lot.
@katnip266
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I didn't even think about the poop! But your right though. That'd probably be pretty smelly.
@katnip266
2 жыл бұрын
The vet bills would probably be really huge too
@Sarissa99
2 жыл бұрын
@@AbuAli-ff8yh yep
@Freight_Train
2 жыл бұрын
"A seagull's diet plan is anything that fits down their garbage chute of a throat" Classic. You're analogies are top notch.
@matthewmcdonough2253
2 жыл бұрын
your*
@Freight_Train
2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmcdonough2253 My old 7th grade English teacher is visiting me on youtube. Thanks Mr. McDonough!
@arcihungbycraneonfire
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit its Gale Donwell
@blitheringrando1410
2 жыл бұрын
Seagulls used to be my favorite for that reason. I didn't know they ate dogs and baby seals...
@Gomez_--je9db
Жыл бұрын
Poor sea world 🥺
@nayosadumbtrooper
2 жыл бұрын
The bald eagle taking credit for the red tail hawk's cry is the most America thing ever.
@arhamtajwar65
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@experienceedits
2 жыл бұрын
same with the sound they make they look all intimidating but as soon as they open their mouth they sound like a two year old
@MarceMarcus
2 жыл бұрын
No it isn’t
@Integritys_Sum
2 жыл бұрын
@@MarceMarcus kinda is...
@experienceedits
2 жыл бұрын
@@MarceMarcus whatever you say pal
@EcoSpeeder
Жыл бұрын
I felt a lion roar at close range. It does something to the soul that makes one want to find mommy asap. Cannot imagine that Tiger bellow.
@tavarshia3122
2 жыл бұрын
This guy said, "bless your soul," for watching 'Flipper' with my grandma cause it was the only entertainment she thought was child appropriate.
@brandonrogers6252
2 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie are used to love to watch flipper lol. I used to sing the theme song and all 😂😂😂
@christ-abel8774
2 жыл бұрын
"A lion will make you defecate bricks... but a tiger will make you shit your soul." "The symbol of America just sounds like a seagull with laryngitis." I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kalaitindubokenneth1739
Жыл бұрын
😊 cool ooooo
@AlineDreams
10 ай бұрын
A seagull after eating a chihuahua, even 😂
@jbbanyon9869
2 ай бұрын
A lions roar is louder than a tigers facts
@christ-abel8774
2 ай бұрын
@@jbbanyon9869 yeah, but the tiger's roar has lower frequency and therefore, it's more intimidating. Facts.
@datdankdj8264
Жыл бұрын
I love how angry/offended that *THEY DO NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED* came across, like he’s the beetle’s therapist who had to hear him come home and go “I WAS TOUCHED BY A HUMAN I HATE LIFE”
@willholly1844
Жыл бұрын
No matter how many of his videos I watch I am surprised and humoured at least twice by my man's vocabulary and choice of words every video.
@jacks1368
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, you look at Pliny the Elder's original description of a 'Unicorn': "It has the body of a horse, the head of a stag, the feet of an elephant, the tail of a boar, and a single black horn three feet long in the middle of its forehead. Its cry is a deep bellow.". Sounds a lot like a secondhand description of a Rhino.
@juanjoyaborja.3054
2 жыл бұрын
Remember Leviathan and behemoth from the Bible? Yeah. They weren’t describing anything magical. Behemoth was the African bush elephant, and leviathan was just a really old Nile crocodile.
@thatkidwiththehoodie
2 жыл бұрын
Dude must’ve been looking at some weird-ass stags
@Alblaka
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatkidwiththehoodie He might have meant 'head of a stag' as in 'really, just the head, not the antlers'.
@thatkidwiththehoodie
2 жыл бұрын
@@Alblaka I know, my point still stands xD
@serenitymoon825
2 жыл бұрын
@@juanjoyaborja.3054 So is Gustave the Nile Croc really Leviathan in disguise?
@_xkriime
2 жыл бұрын
"They dont work btw" *STARES WITH INTENSE REGRET AND DISAPPOINTMENT*
@moonsun6161
2 жыл бұрын
😳😂😂
@bruhher5561
2 жыл бұрын
imagine aliens killing your kind for pills that arent even working
@setsers1
2 жыл бұрын
😠Bitch, WHAT?!😆
@alejandroelluxray5298
2 жыл бұрын
*Shoots an intense thunderbolt at you in revenge*
@dolph9913
2 жыл бұрын
Do you know why we call the Bald Eagle the “Bald Eagle”? It was actually shortened from Old English “Piebald” meaning - Crowned with white.” Also, that’s an awesome Sublime Album.
@scoundrel7011
2 жыл бұрын
Interesting. Didn't know that.
@bethanydavis9023
2 жыл бұрын
Makes sooo much more sense.
@doughboywhine
2 жыл бұрын
Well I think if you were to check, you would not find any hair on their heads. Same could be said for any bird I think, but still
@V.U.4six
2 жыл бұрын
@@doughboywhine they have feathers tho
@doughboywhine
2 жыл бұрын
@@V.U.4six Am I wrong though?
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: for all the faults the movie _Birdemic_ has, one thing I have to give it credit for is the clever subversion on the “bald Eagle” sound effect used in movies. Basically, the birds you see on screen are red-tailed hawks (the birds that *actually* make that sound), but their cries are the actual annoying screech of the bald Eagle.
@TheEmployee
2 жыл бұрын
It's kind of ironic how Steven Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob was a marine biologist. Yet he still used the non-dolphin noise for dolphins and other sea creatures in his show lol.
@stewy497
2 жыл бұрын
Weren't those stock noises? He probably considered the irony part of the joke in itself.
@thelanktheist2626
2 жыл бұрын
He probably knew and just did it for funsies.
@RipperCyclotron
2 жыл бұрын
Well he intentionally drew Spongebob as a dish sponge rather than a sea sponge because it was funnier.
@Venom-rr1vg
2 жыл бұрын
@@RipperCyclotron Are sea sponges even, sentient?
@bonkhhfr
2 жыл бұрын
@@Venom-rr1vgThe answer is yes, in the same way that trees are sentient
@MrMeow-vg9cb
2 жыл бұрын
“It’s called LYING King for a reason” That killed me faster than a Lion with an admantum skeleton and machete claws 😂
@setsers1
2 жыл бұрын
STOOOOOP XD
@thatkidwiththehoodie
2 жыл бұрын
Most things would, in fairness. Machetes aren’t actually very good weapons lmao
@icarusbinns3156
2 жыл бұрын
How could he forget Frank Welker??? A bunch of the lion ‘roars’ was just Frank rawring into a trash can for that echoy effect
@legend._
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatkidwiththehoodie tell that to South London gangs
@thatkidwiththehoodie
2 жыл бұрын
@@legend._ I mean, it’ll do the job, make no mistake. There’s just better blades out there. Machetes are designed for cutting through dense foliage. When it comes to cutting flesh, they’re relatively inefficient.
@wildmanhistory2738
2 жыл бұрын
Rhinos ARE technically Unicorns... Due to literally thousands of years of mistranslation, Rhinoceros was treated more as horned hippopotamus', which basically means "horned river horse". Centuries of misinterpretation and boom you have "horned horses"
@hijisfriend9030
2 жыл бұрын
And still makes sense, since they related to horse
@dontpinme9321
2 жыл бұрын
Theres 1 horned rhino outside my window
@Akashathesilentassassin
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontpinme9321 Really?
@dontpinme9321
2 жыл бұрын
@@Akashathesilentassassin ya I live in Assam, home to one horned rhino
@Akashathesilentassassin
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontpinme9321 Cool!
@Benassiesto
4 ай бұрын
"If you're old enough to remember this show, then god bless you" had me in tears 😂
@matthewcrome5835
2 жыл бұрын
'Since their kids end up killing more wood than erectile dysfunction" I shouldn't be laughing this hard but *MY SIDES*
@alechall7082
2 жыл бұрын
He got me with "black enough to get a pass"
@Texasalterr
2 жыл бұрын
Nier q 9o
@Texasalterr
2 жыл бұрын
Nier
@spacetacos7574
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh when I saw the beetle I instantly got nostalgia from the wild kratts episode Only legends remember what I’m talking about
@turkeyman100
2 жыл бұрын
@@spacetacos7574 Guess I'm a legend then.
@SupersuMC
2 жыл бұрын
"Let's just appreciate that some guy went through years of school and student loans just to end up getting paid to put glasses on a discount octopus." WORTH IT! ;D
@jaywilson2468
2 жыл бұрын
Yo you should show everyone the Titan beetle. It makes the chirping long horn look small.
@Hinatachan360
2 жыл бұрын
I work in a plant nursery. I saw a female titan beetle near one of the plant tables. She was dead, but she was huge. I put my hand next to her to gague her size. BTW, I could tell it was female by the pattern on her wings.
@cramorantisgod4533
2 жыл бұрын
Or the Hercules Beetle with a horn and spike longer than my beak.
@jaywilson2468
2 жыл бұрын
@JustMe I don't know about a bat but I'm willing to bet if you hit it with newspaper it'll hit you back.
@williamgeorge3111
2 жыл бұрын
I'm way more okay with them than the longhorn because OH GOD THE EYES ON THE LONGHORN
@jaywilson2468
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamgeorge3111 fair enough 😂
@truthtorpedo4068
Жыл бұрын
This man's parents have to be a GEM! Kid you are an ICON & A GENIUS! 💜👑💜👑💜👑💜👑💜
@sharonbartley808
3 ай бұрын
I say so too
@dawnmana5876
2 жыл бұрын
Unicorns WERE single horned rhinos. Even in the Bible when it talks about unicorns, it talks about their might and brute strength, not how equines are typically described. Some modern translations change unicorn to "young ox" but it doesnt make as much sense in context especially since unicorn literally means ONE horn.
@esbirdnerd
2 жыл бұрын
True, but why bring the bible into it?
@jamesyun8444
2 жыл бұрын
@@esbirdnerd to show that back then, people were really describing rhinos instead of a generic horse with a horn?
@tonymarselle8812
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesyun8444, but why he gotta bring rhinos into it?
@SofosProject
2 жыл бұрын
@@esbirdnerd Because the Bible is one of the most well known books that has parts written thousands of years ago, so sometimes people will study older translations for info on historical stuff. It's how you get theories like the Nephilim being evidence of giants actually existing.
@dawnmana5876
2 жыл бұрын
@@esbirdnerd because it's relevant to the topic, oh mighty cringe lord.
@phoemix7043
2 жыл бұрын
I love how even when this guy finds the worst things imaginable, there’s always something worse about the very thing he’s talking about.
@bethanydavis9023
2 жыл бұрын
Life and nature are pretty abominations
@chasefoster8092
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's one of my favorite channels. This channel makes me feel better when I'm bored or sick or I can't find any brain stimulation. I watch it regularly when I want to go to sleep. Sometimes i leave it playing on its own ,video after video. This is not a dig or insult. It's a legitimately good channel for great entertainment and comedy that always keeps my interest when I need help making my day better!
@johmlemon532
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact because the rhino-unicron thing reminded me of it: The vikings used to pay indigenous peoples for narwhal horns - then they sold the narwhal horns but marketed them as “unicorn horns.” Everybody believed them, too.
@beastmaster0934
Жыл бұрын
So Vikings were the first ever scam artists?
@logicplague
Жыл бұрын
Indigenous to where? Everyone is indigenous to somewhere.
@johmlemon532
Жыл бұрын
@@logicplague glad you asked! I forgot to clarify, mostly Greenland but also Nunavut.
@WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks
Жыл бұрын
Imagine all the Lemons
@WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks
Жыл бұрын
Johm Lemon, why’d you name your band after that creepy ah bug (beetle)
@illegalmemedealer3549
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, every Brit lives in constant fear of seagulls. Did you know there’s one specific seagull in London that figured out how to hunt pigeons by jumping them, dragging them into water and drowning them, then picking the meat off the corpses and sharing it with his mate. These things are straight up flying Lecters
@dylanstaats7911
2 жыл бұрын
On one hand, mildly horrifying. On the other, that's a doting husband.
@teddysterriertales
2 жыл бұрын
same in Ireland ... these demon birds will steal your tiny dog or cat and give absolutely zero fecks
@hexak1ll562
2 жыл бұрын
They’re chill in canada
@legend._
2 жыл бұрын
@@hexak1ll562 yeah but you have mooses and buff geese
@red0421
Жыл бұрын
Yep. I remember a group of these flying psychopaths forming a V to dive at students at school, forcing the students to drop flat on the ground, usually dropping their food which the gulls at the end of the V would grab and the group would then land, distribute the goods, eat, then repeat. If you didn't drop to the ground flat on your stomach? The gulls were not afraid to use force to MAKE you give up the goods. And yes, I am talking about the birds and not the mob, mobsters have more mercy than these terrors. Read a book where an island and its inhabitants were enslaved by seagulls: all I could think was "It's just a matter of _when_ this becomes reality for the UK at this point".
@blahorgaslisk7763
2 жыл бұрын
The bit about rhinos being legally blind is something I first heard about maybe forty years ago. It was in an article about a scientist who experimented with putting corrective lenses on a rhino and documenting how being able to se a lot better changed the behavior. I which I could remember more about this because as I remember it made a massive change in how the rhino interacted with other animals and people. But like I said it was probably more than forty years ago and I only read the article because it was interesting and well written. And I certainly never heard anything more about it after that. Back in the pre-internet age it was a lot more work needed to keep track of things like this.
@carmeltabby
2 жыл бұрын
That's some original Dr. Dolittle shit and I think that's awesome.
@tassjamir32
Жыл бұрын
Bro. You need your own show on Discovery or even HBO. You're a true genius at what you do. 👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿💯💯
@julianhampton8799
Жыл бұрын
Okay you got to admit this dude is funny as hell with no laugh track 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dustind4694
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, though. Tigers make lots of sounds and one of them hits the 'evacuate your bowels and run' button on the human brain. From miles away. Also, they actually live in the jungle (sometimes) and they're burlier than lions by a lot. Not sure why they're not king.
@blackpowderuser373
2 жыл бұрын
Well, tigers should be the kings of the jungle. Jaguars if the jungles are in the Americas.
@HandyHanderson
2 жыл бұрын
04:37 That pause was *_BRILLIANT_* 😂 Had me rolling 🤣
@djeio
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@amarachichimaxoxo
2 жыл бұрын
😩✋🏾
@messywebdev
2 жыл бұрын
Me too- I was dying 😂😂😂😂
@ZayTGS
Жыл бұрын
I heard “it won’t work btw”😭😭
@obeth9425
Жыл бұрын
After 2 hilariously educating, entertaining, and creatively thought provoking videos, you sir have flawlessly earned a lifetime subscriber. 😂👍🏾
@anguirosuchus55
2 жыл бұрын
...considering how smart dolphins are though, they can probably imitate the "fake" dolphin laugh.
@whitealliance9540
2 жыл бұрын
Dolphin meat is delicious. Grille with saffron and lavender flowers. Add crushed pecans. Spiritual chakras 2 and 5 will be activated. Good for clarity of thought; eyesight. Manifestation of procreation energy.
@l.2620
2 жыл бұрын
@@whitealliance9540 Random but ok
@darkySp
2 жыл бұрын
@@whitealliance9540 Judging by this random spiritual comment, i'd say you've had a bit too much dolphin meat for your chakras
@jazzman7842
2 жыл бұрын
@@whitealliance9540 bruh y tf you be eatin dolphins my guy, the fuck is wrong with you.
@whitealliance9540
2 жыл бұрын
@@jazzman7842 well technically speaking in the USA for many years they had canned tuna but it was really dolphin meat... See, the govt is smart, they force spirituality on you and you just accept it. You question me? Yet if you had to go to court tomorrow guess what it will say on the wall? Guess!! It will say "In God we trust". Yet I bring the mystery of nature and immortality, and you curse at my words? I am only on this planet for a few moments longer... Then you will see, so few of you asked my spirit the right questions. Amen.
@tyler-qr5jn
2 жыл бұрын
I live in the UK, and seagulls down the coast are no joke. You have to literally watch out and protect your food if they're near by because you may be going hungry and they not.
@bigboredthing
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely. I live in a seaside town, and I've been had many a cone of chips 'liberated' by a gull or 3. There's never only one. They are gluttons with no moral compass and they make it everyone's problem
@sandyhenderson441
2 жыл бұрын
Do you live near Whitby? Official council signs warning about the risk of getting mugged by gulls at one time. Not been since lockdowns, so may have changed. Or have the gulls removed them?
@poweroffriendship2.0
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who got terrified by the roars of Leo the Lion from _MGM,_ let's appreciate the fact that Samuel Goldwyn and Louis Meyers have enough balls to film the roaring lion in front of camera and made it to the big screen.
@ascellaplays
4 ай бұрын
I'm in a rough spot rn, struggling through trying to quit my addictions, and let me tell you, this channel has been a godsend. I just put them on and get lost in the witty commentary and fun facts. thank you man
@PerfectlyImperfct
Жыл бұрын
"Their kids end up killing more wood than erectile dysfunction." bless u sir, i needed that today 🤣🤣🤣
@spadejones4741
Жыл бұрын
This the comment I came to see lol
@bigbrudda3451
Жыл бұрын
@@spadejones4741 same here ✌🏿
@bigbrudda3451
Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment.
@joshuastrittmatter4188
Жыл бұрын
It is honestly criminal that in pop culture, leopards are often dubbed over with cougar screams (a.k.a. sounds that leopards are physically incapable of making), and meanwhile lions are dubbed over with either tiger roars, or ACTUAL leopard roars. Just watch The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe for an example. Literally ALL of Aslan's roars are leopard sounds-and meanwhile what do all the leopards and cheetahs sound like? Take a guess...
@icarusbinns3156
Жыл бұрын
“Meow!” “Chirp!” …my cat, too. She can’t meow, she freaking chirps
@scottcantdance804
Жыл бұрын
Honestly... The cougar scream creeps me out the most. Lion and tiger roars are definitely fear inducing, but the scream of a mountain lion just fills me with a creep factor that nothing else matches. Maybe it's because I live around them, idk...
@icarusbinns3156
Жыл бұрын
@@scottcantdance804 They also chirp. Mom was inspecting mines, heard chirping and said, “What kind of bird is that?” The mine manager looked at her, horrified. “Ma’am… that’s a mountain lion. Not a bird.” But because Mom never tried looking for the source of the chirping, the lions never tried to intimidate her or chase her away.
@thenewlbj
Жыл бұрын
cougar "roars" are menacing like the quick death
@thecatrizable
Жыл бұрын
wut
@TimeSurfer206
2 жыл бұрын
Flipper was my childhood, and I wasn't surprised a bit, when I found this out. I was already pretty up on how they liked to lie, even at a young age. You, Sir, are a joy to watch and learn from.
@setsers1
2 жыл бұрын
Aww
@edwardspencer3906
2 ай бұрын
My Friend, YOU are an Educator of the Finest Kind! Make everything so accessible and easy to understand while being highly entertaining! What a GIFT You give those who might not have been so interested... You might be doing this for the Wildlife but You are MUCH appreciated 👍
@bforman1300
Жыл бұрын
My sister was a rhino keeper and you are right! They are absolute darlings! And they have peach fuzz!
@Kimmaline
Жыл бұрын
I would give just about ANYTHING to be able to hang out with a rhino. They are up there with my very very favorite animals--and I grew up on a farm and ran a rescue. Tell your sister to send some love scritches from a random weirdo on the internet. 😆
@paytonbaker6823
2 жыл бұрын
So Yoda was legit warning us about seagulls. They do more than poke us in the coconut.
@abdulbaten9537
2 жыл бұрын
BLR ref??
@thecatfather857
2 жыл бұрын
@@abdulbaten9537 Yep!
@abdulbaten9537
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecatfather857 lesgooo
@xalexanderx7342
2 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I went to the beach and started feeding bread to the seagulls, until this big ass seagull attacked me. So I refuse to like seagulls to this day, they crap everywhere and attack children..
@kittykittybangbang9367
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've heard that a lot of officials encourage people to don't feed the seagulls, because it makes them more aggressive
@abionaalli
Жыл бұрын
I don't know about Tiger roars but as a kid I found Lion roars quite terrifying. I grew up at Obafemi Awolowo University and it had a functional zoo that had Lions. The zoo was a couple of miles away from the staff quarters where we lived and we frequently heard the Lions roaring. They didn't sound that far away. At a time there were rumours the Lions had escaped and during those times we children felt the roars were coming from a few feet away outside our room.
@raintheapc
2 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard about the lion king's actual roar, I realized my whole life is a lie...
@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness
2 жыл бұрын
The cuttlefish thing reminds me of the time scientists put stilts on ants to see if they counted their steps
@TheRibottoStudios
2 жыл бұрын
One of the only movies to have an ACCURATE Eagle cry is brother bear. Yep.
@Burning_Dwarf
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Voice acting aside, fhe sound design is really accurate in that film. I freakin loved it
@gabrielfranklin9200
Жыл бұрын
"Some jokes just write themselves"... So true
@conduit64
2 жыл бұрын
Watching a rhino have the zoomies is the dose of wholesome I didn't know I needed.
@mattmcgary2404
2 жыл бұрын
Animal Planet needs to give you your own show dude. Your commentary is so spot on for the younger generations! (I sound old as fuck but im 30) good stuff man please keep it up
@Goku-el3lk
Жыл бұрын
So you remember flipper?
@martabachynsky8545
8 ай бұрын
@@Goku-el3lk OP might, but I certainly do (in re-runs); I'm 55.
@TyrannosaurusDominum
2 жыл бұрын
I'd read Mufasa's roar and growl was Frank Welker imitating tiger noises while holding a metal trashcan upto his face. 😂
@kuywasaamazikeen8048
2 жыл бұрын
It was.
@wonky_shoebox7514
Жыл бұрын
Just seeing a cuttlefish rocking 3D glasses has made my day. He totally pulled them off too. Props right there
@lyrically6383
2 жыл бұрын
The rhino having zoomies was so adorable I legit grinned
@Otokogoroshi
2 жыл бұрын
"If you're old enough to remember this show... god bless you." Thank you for giving an old some love.
@metallord6960
2 жыл бұрын
That seagull thing brings a whole new meaning to the quote "MINE! MINE! MINE!"
@lszfarray5929
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 those seagulls were hilarious
@DrDomich
Жыл бұрын
The reason why that makes you happy is the fact that people perceived as serious as a scientist only can be - are still only a kid playing videogames in their mom's basement underneath. It makes them as human and as relatable as an KZitem content creator
@emilytinker2117
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is literally where I learn shit
@stayfaded69
2 жыл бұрын
Lol that's funny
@macaronidog1736
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@cannonfodder4376
2 жыл бұрын
Man the more I learn the more I wonder how I would have turned out if I was not lied to as much as a child. Not all that different to be honest though.
@gekozilla7339
2 жыл бұрын
1:08 they also did alot of the roars by getting a man to do it. That man was Frank Welker. Voice of scooby doo, dr claw and megatron
@carmeltabby
2 жыл бұрын
Ya I remember finding out that some of The Lion King's roars were really just Frank Welker growling into a garbage can.
@brigidtheirish
2 жыл бұрын
@@carmeltabby I have such a weird mental image right now.
@carmeltabby
2 жыл бұрын
@@brigidtheirish you should lmao. Imagine explaining that at a family gathering..."So what are you up to these days Frank?" "Oh I just finished a movie where I growled into a garbage can for the sound effects." Relative just edges away....
@47ratsinahoodie
2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Frank's throat, goddamn
@carmeltabby
2 жыл бұрын
I believe he also voiced Shaggy and/or Fred at one point. Scooby Doo was a major part of my childhood.
@VikingVern
Жыл бұрын
Bro…found your channel by mistake but I’m sure as hell glad I did. Been binging for hours now. You got a subscriber for life here so keep the awesome videos coming!!
@dead9094
2 жыл бұрын
Our Childhood: exists Him: *Ah, so you chose death*
@clb4947
2 жыл бұрын
underrated 😂
@hashhashbrowns5381
2 жыл бұрын
Don't bother, people regurgitate the same comments
@dead9094
2 жыл бұрын
@@hashhashbrowns5381 what does that mean? I said this as a joke?
@dead9094
2 жыл бұрын
@@gl9040 also, 9 hours ago this comment was pretty new. So it only had 3-10 likes. As you can see the time stamp when CLB commented- it was an hour later. When it had about 20 likes^^
@setsers1
2 жыл бұрын
REEE
@ethansanchez6267
2 жыл бұрын
The silence after "They don't work by the way" is what really got me 😂😂😂
@Steppenwolf27
2 жыл бұрын
That "eagle screech" in movies used to throw me off when I was a kid because I grew up in a rural area near the coast in central California. Red-tail hawks were common there, so I knew what they sounded like. Whenever I heard that sound paired with an eagle, I was confused.
@lorrie9462
Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid and learned that birds evolved from dinosaurs, I couldn't believe it but the more I learn about them and how brutally they live despite being often small and cute, the kids believable it is
@julietfischer5056
9 ай бұрын
Some, such as cassowaries, have never forgotten their ancestry.
@eparkhunter
2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are just that good. It’s rare that a person is entertaining and smart without trying too hard.
@jeanstarnes4551
2 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of looking up a tiger’s roar and my heart nearly jumped out my body
@jamaicanbeauty8120
2 жыл бұрын
Glad you're still with us😄. I listened in the past and googled stuff that kept me up 3 days🤪
@kelseymcintosh9033
2 жыл бұрын
Hello
@swordofstabbingold
2 жыл бұрын
Sure it wasn't a growl? their roars sound like deep meows
@kuywasaamazikeen8048
2 жыл бұрын
Cap
@GhostOfAces
Жыл бұрын
Wait people thought the Hawk cry at the start of westerns was an eagle? I thought it was always intended to be a hawk because it shows how hot/aired the land the movie takes place in. Since Hawks are very common in "The old West".
@KoeSeer
Жыл бұрын
Some showed hawk in the panning wide shot, but some uses bald eagle.
@Blickymouse4
Жыл бұрын
It’s always that one person that’s happy they knew something no one else cared about 😂😂
@Blickymouse4
Жыл бұрын
@@josebolanos2261 you just did the same thing ..
@Blickymouse4
Жыл бұрын
@@josebolanos2261 your spazzing on something that had nothing to do with you HOURS after the fact and somethings wrong with me? 😂😂😂
@Blickymouse4
Жыл бұрын
@@josebolanos2261 bra yo brain fried leave me alone🤦🏾♂️😂😂
@alejondroketchum4716
Жыл бұрын
Okay the cuttlefish one was adorable. When I think of one wearing glasses I can’t help picturing them using a tentacle to gently straighten them if they were to slip to one side 😊
@itsyaboiguzma2325
2 жыл бұрын
As my grandpa once said "there is no human being that knows what seaguls do and still likes them"
@SilverKnight16
2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. I grew up by the Atlantic ocean and had the "pleasure" of dealing with seagulls on a near daily basis. Goddamn sea pigeons is what they were; aggressive, rude, stupid in all the worst ways, disease ridden. Ugh. Hated them. And tourists would coo and aw and give them free food, and it would make my head explode. DON'T FEED THE WILDLIFE, YOU ASSHOLES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEM.
@dkznikolaj7013
2 жыл бұрын
"Rhinos can get a ticket in a school zone". I don't believe you. I'm gonna go test that. Good thing I have my pet Rhino and live next to a school.
@frostceratosaurus4276
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@ppgamer69epic54
2 жыл бұрын
The dislike is someone who had their childhood ruined.
@r011ing_thunder6
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck their childhood
@Jude107c
Жыл бұрын
I learned more about animals in this video than 5 years of high school!
@thejudgmentalcat
2 жыл бұрын
The dude who went to school for at least 4 years and is in student debt has the most awesome job...putting sunglasses on fish
@stevencoffin328
2 жыл бұрын
"They're already dead and no one else is gonna eat them." Aghori: "Am I a joke to you?"
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
2 жыл бұрын
Hood Nature: Your Childhood is a LIE!!! Me: Dude when you upload when is my childhood NOT a lie? XD
@RaiderBatman
Жыл бұрын
I have no idea how this homie made it on my feed, but I am happy he did! Funny, informative, and keeps it clean. 👏👏👏
@unknownanonuser
2 жыл бұрын
God: I made many birds! Seagulls: yeah, considered making me a "bully" bird.
@RobloxTroller609
2 жыл бұрын
atleast seagulls dont poop on your house,car and on people
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
Жыл бұрын
@@RobloxTroller609 haven't been around many seagulls huh?
@vivifruit
2 жыл бұрын
"why would you wanna F that bug?" that comment killed me for no reason.
@VailingD
2 жыл бұрын
Im dating the person who made that comment lol
@Ego-Fiend
2 жыл бұрын
Is that demon a new dlc character?
@ironwolfstudios2857
2 жыл бұрын
1:07 See, this is why James Earl Jones is a goddamn badass. His voice is so amazing that it comes with its own intensely modified sound effects. That's why Darth Vader sounds like a Scuba machine built by Lucifer. And now it's why Mufasa roared like a fugging F-16... Sometimes the truth is just better than fiction.
@LokiMartin
Жыл бұрын
The rhino with the zoomies was exactly what I needed to see after struggling with my chronic pain waiting for my medicine to work.
@jeremyrivera6177
Жыл бұрын
Your videos work better than my meds and are always an educational joy. Thank you for your brilliant light of knowledge of the animal kingdom that humanity has found so far.
@TheAkdzyn
2 жыл бұрын
"Seagulls are eating everything" The comments section: "oh no, ma childhood. The sounds were not the sounds!"
@carmeltabby
2 жыл бұрын
Ya those seagull facts were disturbing as fuck!
@KingCharming
2 жыл бұрын
*Two of my favourite animals; Tigers and Hawks, are getting credit for their awesomeness👌🏿😇*
@prehistoriccreature1800
Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@MrBogus213
Жыл бұрын
I hear red tailed hawks around my area all of the time. It's such a cool sound, I understand why they use it, but they could just be honest about it lol. Red tails are truly beautiful, deadly creatures.
@nikrose5229
2 жыл бұрын
"How many lies have I been told by the council!"-Anakin Skywalker Edit: Sorry for the wrong quote.
@s.i.m.poster6823
2 жыл бұрын
It's "How many lies have I been told by the council?!" , But good effort.
@marrqi7wini54
2 жыл бұрын
If you quote star wars get the quote right. It's not hard.
@faielyne
2 жыл бұрын
Seagulls only have two emotions, here they are: Give me all your food or your eyes are on the menu and unnecessary malicious spite Edit: there’s one more: murder and attack everything
@SlothOfTheSea
2 жыл бұрын
Seagulls are just menaces to society. They are truly hellspawns. Or as he likes to call them, The Feathery Antichrist.
@quisquiliarum7710
2 жыл бұрын
Seagulls only have two emotions - Give me all your food or your eyes are on the menu - Your eyes are on the menu
@faielyne
2 жыл бұрын
@@quisquiliarum7710 yes. They will attack you with no mercy and no regrets, I am lucky to not experience this and I hope you’re as well
@jenneacubero1036
2 жыл бұрын
And folks give pigeons a hard time...
@thesnuggler9606
2 жыл бұрын
"They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning. No one you see, is smarter than he! And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder, flying there under... under the sea!!!"
@moonsun6161
2 жыл бұрын
🐬🎶🎶💗
@kerryn6714
2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! I remember watching Flipper (the TV show not the movie) as a little girl 🙂
@thesnuggler9606
2 жыл бұрын
@@kerryn6714 Me too! I used to love Flipper.
@kolinbuckley3517
Жыл бұрын
When I went to the zoo and heard a tiger, I was shocked. When I heard the lion it shook my soul because of the low frequency. It is absolutely terrifying.
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