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@usernametaken4023
Жыл бұрын
big chungus
@ariisee
Жыл бұрын
hi friend
@marcusorta714
Жыл бұрын
ello.
@Spartan-Four-Twenty
Жыл бұрын
@@usernametaken4023chig bungus
@derpdude32
Жыл бұрын
w did you know I came from recommended?💀💀
@tadradagast19
2 жыл бұрын
"It was a momentary lack of judgement you honor" "You killed 15 children" "Yeah but really quickly"
@davidaugustofc2574
11 ай бұрын
Lol
@TheEsdaniel
11 ай бұрын
They were noobs
@commandercaptain4664
11 ай бұрын
"He called me bug squat!!"
@genki2705
10 ай бұрын
"He killed 15 children." "To the untrained eye they look like children. But they were trained to destroy the Sith. As Your Honor knows, the Jedi committed genocide against the Sith, a social and ethnic minority. My client acted in self defense your honor."
@marcopohl4875
8 ай бұрын
Lokis mind is gone, but hes still of Asgard. He is still my brother. He killed 80 people in 2 days. He's adopted.
@Janobot
2 жыл бұрын
That's obviously not Anakin, as the Youngling called him "Master"
@sesanti
2 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@mexicunt47
2 жыл бұрын
Damn
@mastershakes
2 жыл бұрын
cant fix that burn with force healing
@exosproudmamabear558
2 жыл бұрын
@@mastershakes Fever dreams are not cannon.
@faisalkamal4319
2 жыл бұрын
And he dosen't walk on sky
@CW0123
2 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan: “It’s over Anakin I have the high courts!” Anakin: “you underestimate my lawyer!”
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!!!
@losever1177
2 жыл бұрын
Obi wan : don't try.
@playerone6995
2 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: I AM the court!
@AndrewAce.
2 жыл бұрын
_Don't appeal it!_
@AndrewAce.
2 жыл бұрын
@@playerone6995 _It's perjury then..._
@craigpegasus
2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to set your sentence to the absolute maximum.” “But your honor, only a sith deals in absolutes.”
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
But your honor, that last statement itself is an absolute statement
@MarcoAurelio-gy7ok
Жыл бұрын
A sith per se is already an absolute , the key is not the statement but the subject qe are refering to… the sith
@Psykolord1989
Жыл бұрын
Judge: *Ignites light-gavel* Did I stutter?
@krpowe6663
Жыл бұрын
@@MariOmor1I am the Senate.
@Eric6761
Жыл бұрын
@@krpowe6663not yet
@Smellbringer
2 жыл бұрын
"Now, my client may have been on the Jedi Council, but he was never granted the rank of Master. Clearly this youngling was speaking to someone else."
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection.. leading, calls for speculation
@businessproyects2615
8 ай бұрын
"This is clearly an scene from a movie, it even has an OST in the background"
@robertdevito5001
6 ай бұрын
The evidence has been tampered with, who added the music?
@pflernak
6 ай бұрын
@@robertdevito5001 Anakin: (Thank the force I brought my bluetooth speaker)
@AquaFan1998
5 ай бұрын
"clearly the murderer was wearing a hood, the children assumed it was good upstanding anakin skywalker, only to be murdered by a silent assassin. Look at my cliants eyes, not yellow! With all these clones running around how do we know for certain that a clone of anakin wasnt created a sent there! I motion to bring on an expert witness from kamino"
@Jeerus
2 жыл бұрын
Two things never get old 1. Jokes about Anakin killing the younglings 2. The younglings
@thelvadam2884
2 жыл бұрын
hahahhahaha nice one
@SuitUp.
2 жыл бұрын
haha brilliant.
@wasifiqbal9984
2 жыл бұрын
But this joke's getting old...
@Pumpkin525
2 жыл бұрын
@@wasifiqbal9984 Like how the younglings all took a lightsaber to the knee?
@wasifiqbal9984
2 жыл бұрын
@@Pumpkin525 what?!
@grandayy
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor, my client claims that he had the high ground
@appieLol
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha funny grandpa 😐. Jk luv you❤
@shrick69
2 жыл бұрын
He is the best lawyer ive ever meet.
@lokheimfraction9878
2 жыл бұрын
no
@drishtantsen
2 жыл бұрын
Haha nice to see you Grandpa
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
And I claimed that he underestimated my power
@ShibeNationMax
2 жыл бұрын
With all due respect Your honor, is my client not the Chosen One? Is he not to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force?
@simonpearson3496
2 жыл бұрын
A prophecy that misread could have been.
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
@ you mean “everyone in this world is innocent, not just the men but the women and the children too”
@christopherstein2024
2 жыл бұрын
Qui Gon be like:
@aamirrazak3467
2 жыл бұрын
So the prophecy says
@AceRasputin
2 жыл бұрын
Before Anakin: 1000 jedi, 2 sith After Anakin: 2 jedi, 2 sith Balance.
@garcalej
2 жыл бұрын
“Your honor, may I remind the jury that my client is a decorated war veteran who has given his body and soul to the Republic? Clearly he is suffering from untreated PTSD that causes flashbacks, hallucinations, and sudden violent outbursts of homicidal aggression against what, to my client’s broken mind at least, were not children, but the Jawas who stole his speeder bike when he was eleven”
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection... leading, lack of foundation.. calls for speculation
@garcalej
2 жыл бұрын
@@clayman648 Judge: Sustained. Jimmy: shit……
@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б
Жыл бұрын
To Be Fair Anakin Actually Has Personality Disorder.
@ichauch9333
Жыл бұрын
You are a tipically lawyer 😂
@jacobhargiss9909
11 ай бұрын
"your honor, clearly this was his alternate personality"
@MrSarcasticGaming
2 жыл бұрын
I love the head shake like "Don't worry, that doesn't prove anything" while the rest of the room is horrified.
@8thMusketeer
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Anakin actually looks visibly uncomfortable there. 😂 Fits so well
@oliverjensen223
2 жыл бұрын
Say what you want about the prequels and the dialogue, but Hayden can ACT, he can convey so much emotion with just his face and or eyes
@davidmarshall3683
2 жыл бұрын
He would have to after Mustafar.
@dogdrovenorth
2 жыл бұрын
Must be sat on some sand.
@ezequielcruise8003
2 жыл бұрын
what do you mean this actually happened
@tomgl6684
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for noticing the entire joke.
@arnahunas4048
2 жыл бұрын
“You honor, my client was on the Jedi Council but he wasn’t granted the rank of master. Can you really blame him for lashing out?”
@supremeghost7950
2 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, my client clearly has the higher ground here!"
@codaxthevulture4129
2 жыл бұрын
carried clone wars on his back and led most risky yet successful missions Council chose a guy with big forehead and multiple wives despite Jedi rules against marriage
@DeadlyNightshadeZ
2 жыл бұрын
As you can see, he was on the council, but NOT granted the rank of master. And yet, here, the child calls him "Master" Skywalker. Anikin Skywalker was NOT a master. Therefore, the only conclusion is that this is a DIFFERENT Jedi by the name of Skywalker. Lost family perhaps? Which would explain why he looks so similar. Additionally, my client would like to sue the Jedi council for the BLATANT act of hiding his familial relations. The loss of his mother caused him extreme psychological harm. Keeping the existence of a long lost brother a secret, from someone going through emotional trauma, is grounds for punitive damages.
@aamirrazak3467
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor don’t you realize how outrageous it is, how unfair! How could he be on the council and not be a master?
@exosproudmamabear558
2 жыл бұрын
@@codaxthevulture4129 Council was extremely corrupted after the clone wars due to Palpatine's interference no wonder Anakin turned into the dark side quite easily. He was always too ambitious anyway totally unfit to be a jedi
@shankypanky8879
2 жыл бұрын
In The Phantom Menace, everyone complained about the bad child actors. In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin gets rid of all the bad child actors and people still complain. Star War fans are never happy, smh!!!
@darksecret965
2 жыл бұрын
This comment 🤣🤣🤣
@bostonrailfan2427
2 жыл бұрын
they’ll complain about anything, it’s what they do best…all while buying movie tickets, DVDs, action figure, comics, graphic novels, legends novels…
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
Anakin did what Dovakin could never do.
@rocketdog5310
2 жыл бұрын
@@businessproyects2615 LMAOOO facts
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
@@rocketdog5310 If Dovakin was in StarWars and Anakin in Skyrim maybe both would find balance to the fictional universes.
@toeseater2855
2 жыл бұрын
“Your honor, it was self defense, they got him surrounded”
@tomgl6684
2 жыл бұрын
"You're sure that's him? No doubt in your mind? Would it surprise you to know that the man in the defendant box is not my client, Anakin Skywalker? No, this is Darth Vader, a Sith Lord who betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker." "Oh Mr Goodman!"
@SoSomyxa
9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@annaairahala9462
2 жыл бұрын
Oh course it will never be repeated, there's no more younglings to repeat it on
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
But Will it be repeated? no; that's what counts ... shhh
@Briansgate
2 жыл бұрын
There's always new never-before-heard-of younglings everytime Dizney coughs.
@EskChan19
2 жыл бұрын
See? Then why jail him if he's no longer a danger?
@Giran_0
Жыл бұрын
You right
@marigold2450-ip7cz
6 ай бұрын
So you concur, councilor
@Goldenblade14
2 жыл бұрын
They never actually showed Anakin kill the children, so you can't prove that he did so.
@brandonr7166
2 жыл бұрын
In the new Obi Wan series they do!
@LucasTF
2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonr7166 THEY WHAT?
@Goldenblade14
2 жыл бұрын
@@LucasTF They did have Darth Vader snap a kid's neck, that's true. I'm surprised Disney even allowed it.
@GlenOfAbacus
2 жыл бұрын
@@Goldenblade14 and they show an order 66 scene where Anakin kills 3 or 4 younglings.
@Goldenblade14
2 жыл бұрын
@@GlenOfAbacus poggers
@UrbanEncyclopedia
2 жыл бұрын
“Your honor, this evidence is indeed strong. But did I ask?”
@liam6183
2 жыл бұрын
You got him there
@improperamoger
2 жыл бұрын
I unironically found this funny and laughed
@nicolasg8091
2 жыл бұрын
Motion granted for summary judgement on the facts, as the defense clearly did not nor had ever asked.
@mastertoki1
2 жыл бұрын
+ratio+bozo
@goatman9499
2 жыл бұрын
Legit some shit he'd say I think
@SEB1991SEB
Жыл бұрын
"Mr. Skywalker, do you have anything to say in your defence?" "It's all Obi-Wan's fault, he's jealous!"
@patrickm6012
6 ай бұрын
With all due respect you honor the youngling asked for it he said “what are we going to do?” I thought dying was an option, my bad, who knew?
@Lokear
6 ай бұрын
"From my perspective, the Jedi are guilty!"
@mugiwara7116
5 ай бұрын
The Judge: "I don't want to hear anymore about Obi-Wan"
@LokiturnedmeintoaFrog
5 ай бұрын
@@mugiwara7116"You turned the court against me?!"
@NoNameX_X0
2 жыл бұрын
The way Saul just casually signs to Annakin like “you’ll be fine.”
@jakep1979
2 жыл бұрын
Saul: "I will need you to pay me up front tho..."
@goatman9499
2 жыл бұрын
@@jakep1979 it's a goodman mind trick 😂
@jeffery_tang
2 жыл бұрын
@@jakep1979 the court pays him
@themagikarp9676
2 жыл бұрын
@@thepoopmonster1041 Man that's a joke, no one actually use "ratio thing". Where's the point to use it under a vid that isnt a "ratio +" joke video.
@TF2Scout..
2 жыл бұрын
Saul is an chill guy.
@Sive
2 жыл бұрын
free anakin he did nothing wrong
@Tommo3756
2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmm
@shinsenshogun900
2 жыл бұрын
He brought Balance to the Force
@Scorpiofrfr
2 жыл бұрын
Dude! Why are people saying that pewds fired you? You still his editor right?
@NbaDan1
2 жыл бұрын
Sivey boy
@Vox5919
2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@goldenchi1d228
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor, Anakin couldn’t be behind those attacks. He was presumably dead that night. The real culprit is Darth Vader. My client was framed by this psycho.
@nukeblood2715
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
"It was that Jumper from 2007 we can see how he teleports in this video, meaning; was him all along, My client is innocent"
@iche9373
8 ай бұрын
Your honor, Anakin was just „following orders“.
@Flannel-Channel8837
Жыл бұрын
"With all due respect your honor there was only two sith and countless jedi, my client was *meant* to bring balance to the force"
@AndrewAce.
2 жыл бұрын
_If I may, your honor: The defendant was, at the time, clearly under the influence of the dark side, and Dark lord of the Sith. I believe this is a mitigating factor in the offense, and should warrant no less than a halved sentence..._
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection! calls for speculation, lack of foundation
@Starfleet8555
9 ай бұрын
The Senate will decide his fate!
@stefanstenroos6344
2 жыл бұрын
"This is Sheev Palpatine, he's on our witness list. He'll testify that the Jedi Council tried to murder him in his office an hour and thirty minutes ago-" "One hour and forty-three minutes ago." "Yes, an hour and forty-three minutes ago, thank you Mr. Palpatine."
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!!!!
@nobey1kanobey
2 жыл бұрын
Yoda: CRAZY, I AM NOT. CRAZY NOT AM I. SWITCHED THOSE NUMBERS, HE DID, ORDER 99 TO ORDER 66 IT WAS HIM, OBI. ALWAYS THE SAME, SINCE LITTLE, HE WAS.
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
@@nobey1kanobey LOL!!!
@WhyTho525
2 жыл бұрын
By far the best comment
@guyledouche4918
10 ай бұрын
LMAO
@fancyturkey
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the footage has music, insinuating it is either edited or Anakin actually played it while committing crimes.
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly because it was all done for a movie, which probes Anakin as ...innocent!.
@TomGibson.
2 жыл бұрын
Nah he has a private squad following him around whose sole job is blasting tunes appropriate for the moment
@AndrewAce.
2 жыл бұрын
@@businessproyects2615 Yes! I object! The footage is obviously manipulated!
@pwnmeisterage
2 жыл бұрын
The Jedi Temple has a state-of-the-art ambient sound system. The finest theme music in the galaxy.
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
@@pwnmeisterage and the music is played by Yoda’s Master, Jedi Grandest Master John Williams. He has been said to conjure up symphonies so powerful they can unite those who like or dislike any part of Star Wars.
@BreMue
2 жыл бұрын
He didnt need a sith lawyer, he needed a SITH Lawyer: "Did you know you have rights? The Sith Code says you do."
@gravybate2283
2 жыл бұрын
A sith lawyer! 😆 I need that tv show
@ttcc5273
Жыл бұрын
Lord Badger: Yo, for real man! You got rights and shit! Because it says so in the Galactic Constitution!
@jameshetherington1
Жыл бұрын
"Now according to our beloved new Emperor 'Through victory my chains are broken.' Now I don't know about you ladies and gentlemen but whether we like it or not I'd say my client walked out of that... er fight... pretty victorious."
@docomega7862
Жыл бұрын
@@jameshetherington1your honor, as per article 1 of the Sith Code, which was officially added into galactic constitution by our beloved emperor, "peace is a lie". Doesn't my client have fuldamental right to the truth? If peace comes in the way of the truth, history tells us that truth shall prevail? Thus, I ask for my client to be fully exempted of all charges, and for all remaining jedi, if any, to issue public apology for having slandered by client's name with the infamous title of "youngling slayer"
@aimchik
Жыл бұрын
_Better Call Maul_
@dr.veronica6155
Жыл бұрын
"The jury should be advised, the court has added music to the video you are about to see in order to increase drama."
@CursedDepartmentEastOffice
2 жыл бұрын
0:34 Goodman mindtrick on Anakin to convince him to pay upfront
@Daaninator
2 жыл бұрын
He was protecting himself
@OrionDawn15
2 жыл бұрын
Those children clearly posed a threat and they outnumbered him.
@christopherstein2024
2 жыл бұрын
@@OrionDawn15 They clearly could have hidden a blaster in those robes! Is he just supposed to stand there and wait to get shot? Praise Anakin and all the other great people protecting our beautiful empire.
@JohnSmith-wg7yf
2 жыл бұрын
Its true.... JUUUUST to be safe, he did what hat to be done.
@flyingrancidm00nfish7
2 жыл бұрын
And they mockingly called him out, naming him "master" sarcastically, knowing Windu denied him the rank and "what _are_ we going to do?", bullying Anakin further in the manner "what you gonna do about it?!".
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
They were going to kill him, with their bare tiny hands.
@martijnstuart95
2 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, if you would just look at it from my client's point of view, you would realise that it is the Jedi who are evil"
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
"But your defendant was a Jedi, so are you saying, he was evil?"
@dinodude6992
2 жыл бұрын
"Overruled"
@kingol4801
2 жыл бұрын
Jedi ARE pretty evil. They kidnap “abled” children and indoctrinate them in their military ways. They employ child soldiers and brainwash them with asceticism and, much like in a cult, force them to uphold their religious teachings.
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection! leading...
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor, well then you are lost!
@aliqzakry834
2 жыл бұрын
Jury: We find the defendant guilty of all charges. Anakin: This is outrageous, it's unfair.
@DelphinusMAch1
2 жыл бұрын
Anakin Heard
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
@@DelphinusMAch1 omg!!!
@AndrewAce.
2 жыл бұрын
@@DelphinusMAch1 _My 🐕 stepped on a 🐝_ 😩 _YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!_
@solnative706
2 жыл бұрын
It’s insulting!
@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
2 жыл бұрын
like a crybaby teen again
@saulkorzenecki
Жыл бұрын
The notion that rather than some evidentiary CCTV footage, the prosecution is literally just inserting a VHS of Revenge of the Sith is what makes this meme.
@bensonabernathy4664
10 ай бұрын
Honestly with Saul, Anakin could make a pretty good case, and accuse Darth Sidious of having manipulated him and convincing him of doing this. Plus he could say that "The Force works in mysterious ways" (which is true), and that Darth Sidious used some secret dark side technique to manipulate him to doing this.
@LilacSreya
6 ай бұрын
@@williamshelton4318Easy. Force decided to kill Palpatine. Anakin was only following the Will of the Force the whole time. Remember he’s not really “human”, he’s a child of the Force in flesh.
@Cyranek
2 жыл бұрын
jesse we need to execute order 66
@TaraZaraChara
2 жыл бұрын
JESSE JESSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
@clonecoric4140
2 жыл бұрын
Who's gonna tell him?
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
66 likes nice
@mangalvnam2010
2 жыл бұрын
"Order 69? Ok, I'm already in position!"
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
Then you’d better call Maul
@Glisten456
2 жыл бұрын
No no, your Honor, my client cannot be accused of manslaughter, seeing that he killed not only the men, but the women and children too.
@businessproyects2615
2 жыл бұрын
"every last one them, they were animals" -"Aparently they were animals, there's no reason why my client should be accused!"
@commandercaptain4664
11 ай бұрын
"He's a Jedi, your Honor. He knows he's better than this."
@emmaginationstudios
8 ай бұрын
THE WAY THIS MADE ME WHEEZE 😂😂😂
@Multiversal_Productions
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Saul did managed to get Anakin's sentence reduced from a life sentence to two missing legs and a missing arm. really is the best laywer
@hnz5404
2 жыл бұрын
Truly a lawyer of the people, advocating for war veterans, and giving them a way to continue serving
@zak0917
2 жыл бұрын
nah that's just the going rate for Saul
@J10005
2 жыл бұрын
Missing limbs plus 3rd degrees burns and a lifetime having to live with crippling painful life support. I think Anakin would have taken the life sentence 😂
@BuddyBoy-ne1nw
2 жыл бұрын
He disrespected Obi-Wan's abuelita.
@nicholaswojtyna6788
2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@ladyalicent705
Жыл бұрын
Your Honor, it was MASTER Skywalker who did that! This is Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker (Not a Master)! You have the wrong man!
@megavictor025
4 ай бұрын
And who was master skywalker? Of corse is *LUKE*, Luke was a jedi master so he is *master skywalker*
@bennetterfield5720
Жыл бұрын
Despite what Saul Goodman says, this trail ended up costing his client an arm and a leg(s) after the bona fide duel they had with one of the prosecutors. He was called the negotiator, but he really cut the client at the knees
@DolanDarker
2 жыл бұрын
I have finally returned from the void, here's a Better Call Saul meme, hope you enjoy🦆
@Tommo3756
2 жыл бұрын
Ya
@dreamp888
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thecardboardghost1714
2 жыл бұрын
Let’s goooo
@ImanAli-mp9mu
2 жыл бұрын
ok
@justingardiner68
2 жыл бұрын
Please make these longer. I find it more entertaining than most tv
@chisecrecy4974
2 жыл бұрын
"Your Honor, the footage actually cuts there. It's up to the audience's interpretation what happens next."
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection! leading.. calls for speculation
@thechristmasproductions
2 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that the prosecutors added sad music to the security footage to better deliver the message that this was an unforgivable, horrendous act
@commandercaptain4664
11 ай бұрын
They couldn't get the rights to "Dare To Be Stupid".
@unlikelyhydra926
2 жыл бұрын
Anakin actually blends in so well. It took the last scene for me to see him lol.
@Keepupthecardio
Жыл бұрын
"I didn't tell you to teach him the yuengling massacre moves..... jeepers Obi Won"
@JustAnAverageItalian
6 ай бұрын
Great reference
@thetruestrepairman7423
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor with all due respect, the person on this video can NOT be my client, given that he is refered to as "MASTER Skywalker".
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection... calls for speculation
@realkingofantarctica
2 жыл бұрын
"Your honour, you clearly just underestimate my client's based and redsabered power."
@recitationtohear
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/2qGu2WSVjZd8jY4 Finally it's here *Yes*
@MamadNobari
2 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, he was just demonstrating to those right-wing nazis what abortion actually is".
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection calls for speculation!
@Pyrocynical
2 жыл бұрын
Where's the guy with the purple Lightsaber
@redfive1300
2 жыл бұрын
Hello There, Pyro
@7sedma
2 жыл бұрын
Idk
@thecardboardghost1714
2 жыл бұрын
Hi pyro when will we get petscop 2
@Tommo3756
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sarc143
2 жыл бұрын
broobobrobor
@BloodThirsty_AJ
8 ай бұрын
My client is innocent. Everyone in one voice: Incorrect.
@Skifahrer805
2 жыл бұрын
The crossover none of us knew was possible, but we now need more than ever.
@teddydancona7237
2 жыл бұрын
You think this is bad? He's done worse. Those Sand People! Are you telling me that the men, the women and the children just happen to be slaughtered like that?! No! He orchestrated it! Anakin! He defecated through a podracer! And saved him! And I shouldn’t have! I took him on as my apprentice! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his eyes off Padme! But not our Ani! Couldn't be precious Ani! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a Jedi!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
@j.j.hector735
2 жыл бұрын
Your Honor, These Sand People literally stole his mother and left her to die.
@christopherstein2024
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.j.hector735 True. You get 2 freeware crimes
@pokeman5000
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor my client was of legal consenting age when the two got together. Grooming is such a overused word, he won her over as a man with his boyish... I mean masculine charm.
@chieludz
2 жыл бұрын
hi im saul goodman,did you know that you have rights?
@SoundwaveSC
2 жыл бұрын
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Windu! We had a republic! We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, fought and brought peace to the galaxy! It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up! You and your pride and your ego! You just had to try to save Padme! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
@Sorrelhas
2 жыл бұрын
He'll never change! He'll _never_ change, ever since he was fifteen! Always the same! Couldn't keep his head off the dark side. "But not our Annie, not our precious Annie!", lying through his teeth! And he gets to be a Jedi Master? What a sick joke!
@MaximilianoAedo
2 жыл бұрын
Just read it in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.
@nont18411
2 жыл бұрын
The Obi wan seems crazy, like having too much electromagnetic force hypersensitivity through his veins.
@mappingshaman5280
2 жыл бұрын
"You think this chicanery is bad? He's done worse. HE SLAUGHTERED A TRIBE OF TUSKEN RAIDERS! "
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 LOL!
@onemoreminute0543
2 жыл бұрын
"Your honour, Mr Kenobi did NOT in fact chop up his student and set him on fire. He just had the high ground and acted swiftly, and with style".
@goatman9499
2 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan even told Vader the "dont try it" warning which holds up for Mustafar's "stand you high ground" law of 32bby, Mr Vader had clear signal to not try it yet he went forward and flipped anyways.
@onemoreminute0543
2 жыл бұрын
@@goatman9499 "Precisely. He brought it on himself".
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection.. calls for speculation
@gostate009
2 жыл бұрын
The younglings didn’t deserve to have their bright futures destroyed either
@gordondavis6168
2 жыл бұрын
Tonight, on “Better Call Maul” - We claim PTSD from my client being a child slave and having his mother brutally tortured and killed in front of him. From a young boy, he was “groomed” by a sinister old man who taught him to take “orders” and call him “master” while my client was raised in foster care by adults who withheld love from him. As an adolescent, he was thrust into being a child soldier in a galactic war. An older woman toyed with him by saying that they could not be together, after she kissed him and appeared before him clad in a skintight leather outfit with her breasts hanging out. Your Honor, there are extenuating circumstances here.
@heyoyo10gaming4
2 жыл бұрын
Better Call Maul is the name of the Maul Boss stage in The Skywalker Saga
@neroidius6915
2 жыл бұрын
“I object your honor! I would like to remind you that he took in a child soldier and forced her to call him “Master” while he called her “snips”. May I also bring up the fact that he had her wear the same revealing outfit every day? Sounds very subjective in my judgement.”
@ChrisTheOnly
Жыл бұрын
No, no. He’s got a point.
@Fettclone1
11 ай бұрын
@neroidius6915 It was ridiculous...like a porno every other day.
@manzup3r
2 жыл бұрын
Saul: "I travel in worlds u can't even imagine" The worlds:
@24JGM
2 жыл бұрын
LIGHTNING BOLTS CAN SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
@@24JGM HAHAHA THIS TIME LITERAL!!!!
@lukew8337
2 жыл бұрын
@@24JGM I think Saul Goodman is a Sith Lord.
@Xehanort10
2 жыл бұрын
@@24JGM Saul Goodman, Sith Lord.
@WhyTho525
2 жыл бұрын
@@lukew8337 Darth Chicanery
@FlackNCoke
2 жыл бұрын
I now want to see Saul Goodman defending every villain and antihero in fiction. “Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, did my client kill the police commissioner, a judge, a few vigilantes, some beat cops, a number of mob enforcers, and make attempts on the lives of the mayor, the district attorney, a hero police lieutenant/future police commissioner, and several people on two boats? Yes. We’re not disputing the facts here. What we ARE disputing is whether or not he was of sane mind when he did these things. Look at my client! He’s dressed as a clown, green hair, white face paint… and do you KNOW how he got those scars? I move this case be dismissed for reasons of insanity! He had a bad day, alright? Everyone’s had at least ONE bad day. I’m sure, your honor, if you had a bad day you too might blow up a hospital, another act my client admitted to which we are not disputing.”
@adeleinetheartist8267
9 ай бұрын
Did Saul Goodman defend Andrew Tate?
@wesleyoldham4222
2 жыл бұрын
Objection! These crimes were committed by a Sith Lord known as Darth Vader! In fact, Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker, so the fact that Anakin is being charged is baffling.
@Justanobody8472
9 ай бұрын
If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find..
@benjaminve3140
Жыл бұрын
Obi Wan later in therapy: "I have seen a security hologram of him.... killing younglings"
@u.v.s.5583
7 ай бұрын
... and the scene replays itself in front of my eyes, and the more I look at it, the more I feel that I myself might be a Sith lord because I start enjoying it more and more.
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi
2 жыл бұрын
"Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force." "Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness." "I HATE YOU!!!" "And let the record show that he was my brother. I loved him. Jury, do what you must."
@EskChan19
2 жыл бұрын
"Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force." "Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness." "Ah but it's not too late to still bring balance to the force. Your honor we request rehabilitation and social work as just punishment. My client shall end the reign of the sith to clear his name"
@playerone6995
2 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan, why do you never do what you must? Twice you have left him alive.
@TaddiestMason
2 жыл бұрын
"They surrounded him and approached menacingly while asking an obviously disingenuous question meant to lower my client's guard so they could kill him more easily and it's clear in that video he acted in self defense."
@corksauls9403
2 жыл бұрын
“I’m too weak, don’t kill me, please” “LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS”
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY!!! HAHAHA!!!
@wellguesswhatIthink
2 жыл бұрын
It's called lying
@nicbentulan
2 жыл бұрын
@@wellguesswhatIthink oh lying bolts instead of lightning bolts. Interesting...
@wellguesswhatIthink
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicbentulan No Palpatine was lying
@pistemutaagio
Жыл бұрын
I think the word MASTER triggered him
@brback5591
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor,my client wasnt cooking methamphetamine,he was trying to make a breaking bad reference
@Niddez
2 жыл бұрын
He was just bringing peace, freedom, justice, and security to his new empire.
@nont18411
2 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: “Don’t you think Darth Vader would drive something with a little more…flair?” Vader: “Such as?” Palpatine: “Don’t know. Definitely Sith-made. Something showy.” “And Darth Vader has an office. Something eye-catching. Good location.” Vader: “By the Death Star?” Palpatine: “Yeah, a space station of justice.”
@Anonymous-nr4iv
2 жыл бұрын
Death star,speedy justice for you
@Cree8Ball
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this will be funny once I watch season six, so just take a like in the meantime
@rocketdog5310
2 жыл бұрын
this is great
@wheelotime2581
2 жыл бұрын
Your Honor, my client went through his redemption arc, now all of his past crimes are forgiven
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection, calls for speculation.. lack of foundation
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor, the Emperor was never actually dead. Does this mean that the twenty-year old girl who killed Darth Sidious was the true victor here, or is she still not canon?
@karl___marx
7 ай бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it!!!!!!!!
@BattleAngelRamona
4 ай бұрын
Anakin's defense: You're telling me the Clones just happened to turn on the Jedi? No! He orchestrated it! Palpatine!
@joshmulligan950
2 жыл бұрын
"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, let me ask you this: what if it was sand that got everywhere in YOUR planet"
@DarthHao
2 жыл бұрын
“Does that make sense? No! It does not make sense!”
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection leading
@fimmt684
2 жыл бұрын
"Your Honor, in my clients defense, he thought there was a spy among the younglings, so, to protect the council he decided to minimize the risk to 0."
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection lack of foundation
@BOABModels
2 жыл бұрын
'From my point of view, the prosecution is guilty!'
@Depressed_until_dead
Жыл бұрын
Judge: *GUILTY* Ani: Incorrect ...
@JoshuaPagan217
Жыл бұрын
“Clearly my client was under duress and an unwilling accomplice to the crimes of one Darth Sideous. Anakin you might wanna consider snitching on Palpatine like an intergalactic 6ix9ine.”
@oldered5663
2 жыл бұрын
It was an act of mercy, he killed the younglings to spare them from a gruesome death at the hands of the battle droids...
@sebdoesnothing6889
2 жыл бұрын
Your honour, my client Mr Vader is a Libra
@wishwishwish_
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@vandlassie8478
2 жыл бұрын
so, he is galaxy star girl type now? i thought it only applied on girl?
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection lack of foundation
@AirSurfer9
2 жыл бұрын
With all due respect your honor, if my client claims to "be what he eats," he is an innocent man
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection calls for specualtion
@joffles6516
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor, my client was simply balancing the force since there were too many jedis and not enough siths
@Cristopher.C
10 ай бұрын
if into the security recordings you go, only guilty will you find him
@-Raylight
2 жыл бұрын
*"Master Skywalker, mind telling us what are you doing?"* *"Kid, finishing the movie"*
@goatman9499
2 жыл бұрын
Order 66 set to "Reclaimer" omfg
@Manuel-gk3rv
2 жыл бұрын
Classic Better Call Saul moment from the hit series 'Better Call Saul'
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
Better Call Maul*
@trime1015
2 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, my client clearly acted out of pure love and for the good of the Senate."
@clayman648
2 жыл бұрын
Objection, lack of foundation, calls for speculation
@stordeurmatt
2 жыл бұрын
These are the trials you must face to become a force ghost
@theinformist232
2 жыл бұрын
Anakin even went as far as to edit the footage on the tape from multiple angles… Seems innocent to me. Just exploring his passion in immersive film techniques
@theimortal1974
2 жыл бұрын
and added music. or was that just from a smart speaker the kids were listening to. how amazing timing that they were listening to that kind of music just as a dramatic thing happens.
@shrick69
2 жыл бұрын
Omg, he is the best lawyer i've ever meet.
@55alegria
Жыл бұрын
Ok, I love how Anakin actually looks like he's there
@FloatingOer
Жыл бұрын
Anakin actually didn't go there to kill them, but he heard the youngling call him " _MASTER_ Skywalker" and got mad.
@CoolPlayer2056
2 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, this guy's video editing skills are fire. Seeing what he can do with pre-recorded footage directly from Revenge of the Sith, imagine what he can do when employed by Lucasfilm. Keep up the great work!
@Diabolical-Tyrant
2 жыл бұрын
i'm ashamed i didn't think of this my self, dolan you'e always a great talent, keep it up
@DolanDarker
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate 🦆
@colossaliscrazy
2 жыл бұрын
star wars
@Tommo3756
2 жыл бұрын
Yas
@tango_doggy
2 жыл бұрын
fake
@DeadmanDave
Жыл бұрын
Anakin Skywalker: "Will credits do fine as legal fees?"
@MortSalazar
Жыл бұрын
You can tell he's proud of it He even had it professionally edited and with added music That's one sick man
@55snowleopard
Жыл бұрын
Read that as Your Honor, my client is “Incorrect”
@an-animal-lover
Жыл бұрын
I thought It would be that, but then I saw how old it was. Unfortunate
@NoctSwift
2 жыл бұрын
the way he's just chilling in the background 💀
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
2 жыл бұрын
Finally a good meme. I will add this to my collection.
@randomaccount9256
Жыл бұрын
Your memes will make a fine addition to my collection
@CarParts08382
Жыл бұрын
Saul: _"Relax, Annie. We've got the Senate."_
@Dr.Funk8864
6 ай бұрын
He is absolutely innocent. This man is clearly Anakin in the courtroom, but as we know from the movie, the younglings merely mistook Darth Vader for Anakin Skywalker, whom he simply is not.
@TheSuperhomosapien
Жыл бұрын
Did you know that through victory your chains are broken? The Sith code says they are and so do I.
@LessGo7921
2 жыл бұрын
“Your honor, my client can prove to you that Bob Odenkirk is indeed real”
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