"I was arrested trying to show my Dennis to girls" is a 15/10 joke
@ananimal9779
6 ай бұрын
Incredible payoff.
@giovanifatobeni2495
6 ай бұрын
Happens to the best of us. Poor Dennis, just trying to have a bit of fun
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
6 ай бұрын
I'm imagining him walking up to a group of young girls, reaching into his pants, and pulling out a framed photograph of Dennis Prager. The girls (understandably) run away in terror.
@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
6 ай бұрын
Zero cap detected.
@Music34897
6 ай бұрын
I came to the comments to say this. Years of setup to the punchline of him calling his penis Dennis
@andrewb4999
6 ай бұрын
“LET’S GOOOOOOO” - the Jews out of Egypt
@SRowntree
6 ай бұрын
"LET'S FRICKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Moses
@cuckmulligan7602
6 ай бұрын
@@SRowntree "Ok for real this time, LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO" -Joshua
@jan_Kilan
6 ай бұрын
@@cuckmulligan7602 (sad jericho noises)
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
6 ай бұрын
"Do it for the Vine, Moses!" "Aight watch" * divides the Red Sea *
@ThearghTheSecond
6 ай бұрын
can confirm
@spillfish4327
6 ай бұрын
I cannot BELIEVE how long this man has been doing the “I want mommy, I want milk” bit
@ECKohns
6 ай бұрын
Dennis Prager has been saying “I want mommy I want milk” since 1992?
@SavageGreywolf
6 ай бұрын
Are you really surprised that conservatives don't have new jokes?
@mablungbalrog424
6 ай бұрын
@@SavageGreywolf isn't that the whole point of "conserving"
@clairebun
6 ай бұрын
i was literally born in 1992, so technically he's been saying this as long as i have
@eko9554
6 ай бұрын
That was 92? I thought that was made in the early to mid 80s before I saw the video date
@Crapworks
6 ай бұрын
@@mablungbalrog424 I never would've thought conservatives hated environmentalism with the way they be recycling these jokes
@b1nary_f1nary
6 ай бұрын
"what did the Jews say when they got out of Egypt? LETS GOOOOO"
@JakeJonRoberts
6 ай бұрын
"We got a lot of rats here." Jordan Peterson is getting excited RN, and he doesn't know why.
@steveguzman6141
6 ай бұрын
Actually JP gets really excited like a kid on Christmas morning 4 rats and u can't hate him 4 it but I have 2 wonder WHY
@a.p.2019
6 ай бұрын
SASSSSS!
@neliz2k
6 ай бұрын
RAT DESIRE SATISFIED
@noisepuppet
6 ай бұрын
You put a rat in a cage. What's in the cage? And the answer is: a rat.
@Sheepy765.
6 ай бұрын
Who doesn’t love rats? They’re so cute!!
@EmApex
6 ай бұрын
Prager saying "crickets" after complete silence was way funnier than it had any right to be
@thelaughingmanhadtherighti5256
6 ай бұрын
Real Tom Peterson moment.
@lukethemankey3522
6 ай бұрын
The use of older Prager clips is really fascinating. Just like Jordan, he's always been like this.
@True_NOON
6 ай бұрын
Because theyve been forwarding the same propaganda , lets laugh at the cut up version
@Suiseisexy
4 ай бұрын
Well as a conservative I like how cleanly this separates Gen Y from younger people. You don't remember TV in the Christian times, that's the cultural breakpoint I can use to get people even slightly older than you to think you're a total fool. Yeah man, the TV totally never had Christian stuff on it during the 90's, and we didn't have to sit there and watch it because video games barely existed yet and our allowance was $5. Also, keep in mind that the context of this comment is that conservative YTPs are all but banned, most of the greatest ones have been repeatedly deleted even as reuploads and this dingus thinks this effort is even close to a left-wing replacement, but it's like comparing Mahler to Britney Spears. No matter how much work you do, you will never move even a tenth the cultural mana of a single Krobo or Dikekike poop. Countering that energy is the only reason 18 different people make poops about Prager and Shapiro and why each one of them is an identical, unfunny rerun lucky to even get a couple cool sentence mixes. Literally their competition is banned and they still can't be funny. Say it with me kids: THE LEFT CAN'T MEME
@hugo98765
4 ай бұрын
@@Suiseisexytry being coherent
@zake64
4 ай бұрын
@@SuiseisexyJesse what the fuck are you talking about
@ProfessorShnacktime
4 ай бұрын
@@SuiseisexyYou have a pony profile picture I highly doubt you’d survive the first pogrom your friends enact.
@ThearghTheSecond
6 ай бұрын
god, the way he says "dawgs" is burned into my brain now
@fiftybones
6 ай бұрын
you mean like any new yorker?
@jrockoclock7088
5 ай бұрын
yeah he's from queens or some shit. Wherever he was actually born or raised it was definitely Long Island specifically. You can't be that weird and not be from long island or florida or nevada and there's no way he's from florida or nevada
@jgcoverkknot5701
6 ай бұрын
Young denis scares me deeply. He looks like a sitcom character, he was definitely almost Kevin from Home Alone
@LuC-k777
6 ай бұрын
Really is terrifying
@jeffersonclippership2588
6 ай бұрын
I want to go back to when I thought he was born an old man
@Malidala
6 ай бұрын
If you think that's bad, wait until you see 70 year old Charlie Kirk.
@neonfroot
6 ай бұрын
Most current conservatives are like that. Its like their current position is some form of "atonement of their cringe".
@Gergination
6 ай бұрын
The completely unedited and out of context, "My grandfather thought I was retarded" kills me.
@flowersandwater666
15 күн бұрын
what was the context?
@Sporkyyyy
6 ай бұрын
1:22 the fact that this is unedited is MIND BOGGLING. But not mind blowing.
@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401
6 ай бұрын
He's always been saying that, i guess
@StitchPen
6 ай бұрын
@@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401Well, nobody has fulfilled his request yet.
@quantumblauthor7300
6 ай бұрын
I assume it's in the context of infant impulses, something like "at birth, all you know is..." but idk never checked
@eko9554
6 ай бұрын
He’s into mommy gfs before it was cool
@voidify3
6 ай бұрын
@@quantumblauthor7300the context is that “babies are narcissists” that’s the point he was making in the prageru video where he recycles this line
@spacefonz949
6 ай бұрын
I love when we retell the story of Passover and we all say "LET'S GO" before we eat.
@neicu34
6 ай бұрын
The 'micro god' bit is terrific, ᵃˡˡᵃʰᵘ ᵃᵏᵇᵃʳ
@imakecrappyvideos9360
6 ай бұрын
If fungi were able to think, would they not believe the ants that cultivate them were gods?
@sshuck
5 ай бұрын
I think about this bit a lot.
@matheussanthiago9685
5 ай бұрын
@@imakecrappyvideos9360sounds like something joe roagan would say
@linus6718
5 ай бұрын
@@matheussanthiago9685 Holy shit you're right
@Circuitssmith
6 ай бұрын
Oh my freaking god the “I want mommy I want milk” thing is more than 30 years old
@RATLANTIS
6 ай бұрын
is that '92 prager footage this "analog horror" thing i've been hearing about?
@Artificer_
6 ай бұрын
yeah!
@chel_in_hell
5 ай бұрын
the prager catalogue prager home entertainment prager 58 the prager files
@randominternettoaster7859
3 ай бұрын
@@chel_in_hellfar scarier than any other series
@chel_in_hell
3 ай бұрын
@@randominternettoaster7859 agreed
@yurinoworry
6 ай бұрын
In the words of the Jews exiting Egypt, let’s gooooo!!!
@Billiamwoods
6 ай бұрын
The thought of Dennis painting some poor guy's face while screaming "DADDY'S THE BOSS DADDY'S THE BOSS DADDY'S THE BOSS" is disturbing
@mosescalkins3609
3 ай бұрын
When he said “whitening” I imagined something like that comic where Biden saps a woman’s melanin by touching her
@SchoolRealI
6 ай бұрын
This is Pragers regular content translated into legit English. Especially the hate speech part. It’s good to finally understand him.
@noobienormie
6 ай бұрын
"trying to show my Dennis to girls" that was fucking brilliant
@fenrirunshackled4319
3 ай бұрын
2:18 when you're having trouble separting the hitler quote from your list of talking points
@ShuckleShellAnemia
6 ай бұрын
I was here for the “you really really made a great poop” live on stream and am so proud to finally see it in the video!
@b1nary_f1nary
6 ай бұрын
how can "wow, you really made a great poop" look unedited? the walls of reality are beginning to erode
@djsaidez271
21 күн бұрын
I was sure that wasn’t edited 😭
@adamgreenhill110
6 ай бұрын
This is one of your best poops yet, I couldn't stop laughing. The jokes aren't just edits but whole new jokes of their own. He's a standup comedian now
@rosslytle5700
6 ай бұрын
FR. 2:31
@eko9554
6 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize the thumbnail is Dennis
@JaegerMatthias
6 ай бұрын
no no, common mistake, that's a rat
@quarkonium3795
6 ай бұрын
It's a yearbook photo apparently but you wouldn't know it without checking because he looks at least 50 even in high school
@quantumblauthor7300
6 ай бұрын
@@quarkonium3795 he looks pretty normal
@harveyhaslostit
2 ай бұрын
@quarkonium3795 I was 100% sure it was an age filter
@pippir
6 ай бұрын
thanks i'm now converting to micro islam!
@presentfuture7563
6 ай бұрын
ᵃˡˡᵃʰᵘ ᵃᵏᵇᵃʳ
@richardvlasek2445
6 ай бұрын
allah is micro great
@rosslytle5700
6 ай бұрын
“Our God is most tiny!”
@matthewoakes6089
6 ай бұрын
ᴹᵃˢʰᵃˡˡᵃʰ
@picklesrgross
6 ай бұрын
You’ll love it. Micro Ramadan is only basically just skipping breakfast for one day.
@Arannath
6 ай бұрын
Aww he showin' his Dennis to people. Now that's poetry.
@Eamonshort1
3 ай бұрын
He definitely seems like the kinda guy who gets "the implication"
@cheesemanmaster
6 ай бұрын
1:22 oh god it's like peterson and his rats
@itsvondell
6 ай бұрын
"CRAP doesn't mean SHIT" is in here in my heart
@socialistcroceater5815
6 ай бұрын
You really, really, made a great poop
@christopherweiser2813
6 ай бұрын
That SAAAS around ~14 second mark is probably the most aggressive SAS I’ve ever heard 😭😭 10/10
@insertnamewithmaybepunhere8235
6 ай бұрын
2:32 The fact that this is unedited.
@crisptomato9495
Ай бұрын
And 0:55
@fishyfish1917
6 ай бұрын
Very tall bart is always the funniest when you're late at night and you're trying to not laugh so you dont wake up anyone
@LaMarcheFutilé101
6 ай бұрын
I microworship microgod in the microchurch of my choice, as the founding microfathers intended.
@infenvr
6 ай бұрын
“I have 10,000 dead dogs.” - Minecraft Player
@GLUBSCHI
6 ай бұрын
He doesn't believe in dinosaurs but he knows ghosts are real
@tayntedmemories
6 ай бұрын
there's a ghost, in my home, but it's better than being alone
@SouthwesternEagle
3 ай бұрын
Uhh...then he'd have a VERY difficult time comprehending the existence of birds...
@EF-kk3vh
6 ай бұрын
“I kept SCREAMING God don’t take my candy!” incredible
@Comenta-san
6 ай бұрын
when you're still showing your Dennis to girls at 116th grade:
@carolinebender61
6 ай бұрын
Nothing! Does anybody care? …crickets…
@vintagearisen
5 ай бұрын
"hate speech is the only speech I like" accurate description of Dennis Prager
@thatonewhiteguy991
6 ай бұрын
The micro-Islam teeny Alahu Akbar is sending my sides into orbit
@Jabbersac
5 ай бұрын
ᵃˡˡᵃʰᵘ ᵃᵏᵇᵃʳ
@theflyingspaget
3 ай бұрын
tempted to clip it and replace my mother's prayer notification sound with that
@sucrose1998
6 ай бұрын
LET’S GO PINGAS PRAGER LOLLLLL
@johndriscoll213
6 ай бұрын
0:55 no fucking way that's unedited
@quantumblauthor7300
6 ай бұрын
thank goodness that diagnosis never panned out
@SpecterPaladin
6 ай бұрын
Seeing Dennis Prager as something that isn't an old man is so bizarre
@flowersandwater666
15 күн бұрын
wdym he was an old man in 92
@kasane1337
6 ай бұрын
The way he says "despicable MEEE! 😃" every time is just perfect.
@ladyalicent705
6 ай бұрын
“Hate speech is the only speech I like” “All my friends are just actual Nazis” These YTPs are nothing more than Dennis Prager being honest!
@illCMAC
6 ай бұрын
"I have 10,000 dead dogs, it is mind boggling but it is not mind-blowing." So true
@sapssey
6 ай бұрын
I usually love your YTPs but this one was absolutely unhinged. Some of your best work. Got me pausing the video to wheeze and holler.
@Fernt
6 ай бұрын
this deserves a major award of some kind
@ericwitney5086
6 ай бұрын
0:38 a sUUs has never made me laugh so hard. this is one of the best ytps ive ever seen
@theflyingspaget
3 ай бұрын
It's the build up, it's always the build up. Timing is everything.
@ArkonArchive
6 ай бұрын
Hahahaha, the rat bit will never stop being funny.
@BigBlack81
6 ай бұрын
S-Tier. You rarely miss, Bart, but sometimes you HIT. HARD. This is one of those poops. Bravo. 💩✊🏿💯🫡
@KudosToYou
6 ай бұрын
I caught little bits of the making of this during live streams, it's absolutely incredible how it turned out. This is some of your best work.
@x999uuu1
6 ай бұрын
Genuinely one of the best ones you've made
@yeahok8259
6 ай бұрын
“Hate speech is the only speech I like” got me good
@tr4nnyinadirtyroom
6 ай бұрын
The "LETS GOOOOOO" joke made me really lose it
@Gingrman-mx4sp
6 ай бұрын
The micro-islam and hate speech jokes got me good lol
@bradensmith2907
6 ай бұрын
this is by far the best YTP you've ever done this is wild
@davisgoodrich8183
6 ай бұрын
“Whenever black people are furious with me I walk over to them and whiten their face and scream and scream and scream ‘Daddy’s the boss!”
@princesspupcake1269
6 ай бұрын
Holy fuck, that last line was PERFECT.
@Monica-br8pi
6 ай бұрын
that last remark. the fact that it's an unedited shot with his usual slower pace of speaking just adds a lot of oomph to it. i couldn't imagine a better line to end on
@salrizzo2401
5 ай бұрын
It’s mind boggling but it’s not mind blowing is an underrated line
@Insanemonk11
6 ай бұрын
I still remember being there for the "great poop" line live. What a time to be alive
@inkartridge
6 ай бұрын
you really did make a great poop. this one is landmark. couldn't stop giggling
@sethcain7434
6 ай бұрын
You really really made a great poop!
@kaeganlagerquist1694
6 ай бұрын
the fact that the last clip isnt even edited is crazyy
@someblooshampoo7957
6 ай бұрын
I love the multiple despicable me bits, I had no idea mr Prager liked that movie so much lol
@ghosteye131
6 ай бұрын
I love Dennis Pringles.
@geoffdavids7647
6 ай бұрын
This is a truly spectacular poop, might be one of your best. So well constructed, and absolutely hilarious. Masterful
@epicspooder
6 ай бұрын
This is seriously some of your most profound work, you made me slowly fall onto the ground from laughter
@plebisMaximus
6 ай бұрын
This is fucking gold, I'm checking the rest of your catalogue.
@gossferneyhough
6 ай бұрын
Some of your finest work yet.
@StereoTyp0
6 ай бұрын
You're in peak form with this one, Bartholomew
@SomeRandomGuy48
6 ай бұрын
This is your best work yet.
@TheBonkleFox
6 ай бұрын
1:21 n-no, no. there's no way that's real. that's gotta be a deepfake or something. there's no way Dennis has been using that phrase for this long.
@Jim4815162342
6 ай бұрын
It's real.
@madjimms
5 ай бұрын
The unfortunate part is you constantly have to watch the actual full length videos for source material... that must be a nightmare to endure. 😞 We appreciate you Very Tall Bart
@strawburri420
6 ай бұрын
you know it’s a great day when tallbart posts a ytp
@Purble
6 ай бұрын
I think this is your best work to date
@casey6556
2 ай бұрын
“Cool Youth Pastor Dennis Prager isn’t real he can’t hurt you” The thumbnail:
@finn_in_the_bin5263
5 ай бұрын
The helium-ass voice after 'micro-islam' killed me 😂
@geebah69
6 ай бұрын
I KNOW NOTHING!!! will never get old
@Vossst
6 ай бұрын
man i laughed until i got hiccups what dark fucking sorcery has befallen me
@MisterIncog
6 ай бұрын
“Let’s gooooooo” ahahahaha
@randys2669
2 ай бұрын
"Come to my religion, which is micro-Islam." "ᴬˡˡᵃʰᵘ ᵃᶜᵏᵇᵃʳ"
@Silvyya
6 ай бұрын
"116th grade, I know nothing" So real
@rock.stones
6 ай бұрын
Bart this is an S tier video without question
@DolfoLicks
6 ай бұрын
Bart, I love when you add to the rat related lore in your poops. Another great one! Hope the tides turn to your favor.
@bigsweetowl4487
4 ай бұрын
It's scary how much young Denis Prager looks like the Overwatch Esports commentator Reinforce
@craneoflores
6 ай бұрын
I love how many quotable moments are from this channel. My partner and I speak almost exclusively in tall bart memes.
@FatalAlcatraz
6 ай бұрын
This might be your best work yet! 🔥
@Aburner1109
4 ай бұрын
"ANYBODY CARE? *CRICKETS."* goes hard actually
@natthebug2
6 ай бұрын
This is one of the greats
@camsheet4649
6 ай бұрын
Props for pulling cspan clips from before I was even born
@daytona750
6 ай бұрын
this is an outstanding work of art
@Snuggles_the_Unholy
6 ай бұрын
I am choking on my popsicle.... sounds like something dennis would say. THIS IS STELLAR EDITING!
@mindcookies3533
3 ай бұрын
an intricate lace masterpiece
@ethenswords2134
6 ай бұрын
This is the best. Literally laughed the whole video😂
@democraticrepublicofsprout7263
6 ай бұрын
1:74 Black Dennis Prager jumpscare
@YouAreStillNotablaze
6 ай бұрын
Didn't realize this snake has been slithering around in media for this long.
@PaleCentaur
6 ай бұрын
I love the self-referential last line. A real meta-poop.
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