"University of No Dames" has to be the most advanced form of "No Girls Allowed" treefort sign I've ever seen.
@lolliii5477
10 ай бұрын
probably means "no relations with women allowed"
@noisepuppet
10 ай бұрын
0wn3d
@oscardunn8060
10 ай бұрын
OWNED
@AnglAfro
10 ай бұрын
No maidens
@BrickBuster2552
10 ай бұрын
@@AnglAfro No invitation to the Roundtable Hold?
@scorb-
10 ай бұрын
"dissatisfied with hampshire, gordon introduces a new hampshire" now we know who was really behind the american revolution
@ahhhhhhh1319
10 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in New Hampshire this is true
@cormarcormar
10 ай бұрын
@@ahhhhhhh1319 as someone who explores in gordon ramsey's mind using my little tiny submarine i can confirm
@ashleycowan7733
10 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Hampshire, I understand why he'd be dissatisfied with it here!
@badusername9903
10 ай бұрын
@@ashleycowan7733 im in the new hampshire rn it is MUCH better
@Errfbond
9 ай бұрын
WOOHOOOO!!
@britainluver431
10 ай бұрын
"Forgive me , I have sinned." But Gordon is unforgivable.
@jimbobdoohicky9150
10 ай бұрын
the narrator really said the lord forgives but i do not
@saagabragi6938
10 ай бұрын
@@jimbobdoohicky9150 Where?
@Archbishopofcheeseburger
5 ай бұрын
Wow. Depressing.
@DerpyShoes
10 ай бұрын
"I'm just here. It's not much fun working." Felt that.
@jakethepillowsnake5302
10 ай бұрын
God SAME
@sparky6757
10 ай бұрын
I enjoy my work, have you considered enjoying your work instead of not?
@Sentinel82
10 ай бұрын
@@sparky6757 Have you considered NOT working for enjoyment instead?
@kaden-sd6vb
10 ай бұрын
Im at work rn. I feel this.
@LucreDenouncer
10 ай бұрын
Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast
@N8master
10 ай бұрын
Kitchen Nightmares summarized " the problem here is the food"
@kevinbissinger
10 ай бұрын
or the owners are in denial about being jerks because you don't understand how haaaarrrrd it is
@TheOnlyCaprisun
10 ай бұрын
And the souls of the owners!
@TehUltimateSnake
10 ай бұрын
and the SuS
@josiahhofer1343
10 ай бұрын
The "omg it's him" bits were hilarious. JOHN J. KITCHENIGHTMARES III
@metetural9140
10 ай бұрын
"I don't feel like I'm a man."
@SeppelSquirrel
10 ай бұрын
His name is my name too! 🎵
@FartOfAsspiration
10 ай бұрын
@@SeppelSquirrelWhenever I go out, The people always shout
@AdamGilbert5530
9 ай бұрын
@@metetural9140guess he’s Jenna J. Kitchenightmares I now.
@dr.bright6272
10 ай бұрын
Turning it around really worked wonders. Shame Lupin left
@TheOnlyCaprisun
10 ай бұрын
Would’ve worked wonders for Jillys
@i-am-linja
10 ай бұрын
"Oh okay, cool! I'm glad things have turned around!"
@dr.bright6272
10 ай бұрын
@eleanor-nb with puns like that it's no wonder Lupin left
@Rev_Erser
10 ай бұрын
@@TheOnlyCaprisuns'ylliJ
@i-am-linja
10 ай бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 With puns like these, who needs YTPs?
@MissileVidsYoutube
10 ай бұрын
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners souls" was absolutely hilarious
@Khrrck
8 ай бұрын
A perfect use of the Gameger howl too.
@2ndpartycrasher954
8 ай бұрын
@@KhrrckThe what
@Khrrck
8 ай бұрын
@@2ndpartycrasher954 Watch "Gameger" to the end.
@Artificer_
4 ай бұрын
@@2ndpartycrasher954 the howl from Gameger, of course!
@cassiddyfeskowetz2171
10 ай бұрын
"He's not gonna like the menu." Gordon: "I'm always nervous when there's...menus."
@chandtheman
9 ай бұрын
Gordon's anxious to meet God... "Forgive me, I have sinned" BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE
@KSengage86
8 ай бұрын
Depressing.
@marylouinprogress
2 ай бұрын
fucking lost it at that part
@MrSleepyweezul
10 ай бұрын
When he took their souls I nearly lost mine laughing.
@Artificer_
10 ай бұрын
that was Gordon trying to steal your soul through your mouth
@hansonel
10 ай бұрын
"This is Willy J. Richards. How am I speaking?" The burgers taking control of the customers minds had me on the floor.
@smooshpopper2
10 ай бұрын
Are you Jeff? Are you the chef? Are you chef Jeff? Are you Jeff the Chef?
@poomipatlurkudom3883
10 ай бұрын
Ahhaah😂😂😂, i cant
@Sentinel82
10 ай бұрын
Chef Jeff Gordon!
@abstractgrant
10 ай бұрын
Thank you Jeff.
@CaptainBlitz
10 ай бұрын
Are The Jeff, Chef?
@TheGreatsagegoku
10 ай бұрын
.... *Dramatic Sting*
@insertnamehere3126
10 ай бұрын
"Dude, I don't know what's burgers!" Coming from a guy who is called a burger
@tuzikopalo
10 ай бұрын
"If I could think, things would be a little bit better" if that ain't a mood
@yodogerik
10 ай бұрын
“Gordon is ready to start beginning.” “Gordon is ready to begin starting.” Maybe the Burgers would have worked if Gordon only knew that “To get started, you need to get started”
@DepisTV
6 ай бұрын
thank god for the internet spider
@Yeahimagamer
10 ай бұрын
The "THREE YEARS LATER" got me laughing way too hard
@hekirb3382
10 ай бұрын
Was that a fesh prince reference?
@Yeahimagamer
10 ай бұрын
@@hekirb3382 yes
@EliBrody
10 ай бұрын
salute to the peers with the launch of part 3
@MrBeardsley
5 ай бұрын
Ironically, J. Willy’s closed a few months after the episode aired.
@pajamapantsjack5874
10 ай бұрын
“I’m just here. It’s not much fun working” Me too man. Me too…
@ifarded4986
10 ай бұрын
The line, "Oh my god it's a bear!" is inexplicably funny
@bobmcguffin5706
8 ай бұрын
Or sumthing
@Bloodletter8
6 ай бұрын
Arf arf arf
@Fishpasta4
10 ай бұрын
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen. Gordon takes the owners souls"
@ghosthuntermike2592
10 ай бұрын
Gordon was wrong for taking Wario's soles.
@ghostcassette6012
10 ай бұрын
Unforgivable
@eagleeye5189
10 ай бұрын
This is so good. Your sentence mixing and joke structure is utterly unmatched in any YTP I've seen. I don't know how you come up with half the jokes you do, but you execute them so well.
@ShuckleShellAnemia
10 ай бұрын
You get an ear for it with practice.
@dartheria7914
9 ай бұрын
Only thing I wish she did more was more vulgar sentence mixing, maybe it’s because I’m 12 mentally but some of the vulgar stuff in like, a CS188 poop sends me
@Lucifersfursona
8 ай бұрын
I wish my brain could make the film salads this good 😂
@1AlasBabylon
3 ай бұрын
That's honestly what I like about her material the most - if you can deliver as good of a punchline without dipping into vulgarity, it comes off a lot more clever. And she does that really well.
@ludvigwatte4924
2 ай бұрын
It's the narrator calmly losing it as the video gets crazier that gets me.
@Kekskuchen666
10 ай бұрын
"Dissastisfied with Hampshire, Gordon introduces a New Hampshire" had me almost pee myself with laughter
@MichaelRosen-wz4ru
10 ай бұрын
"Now, I don't feel like I'm a man" Wishing all the best to Jessica J. Kitchenightmares III in her transition!
@lucase.2546
10 ай бұрын
🎉🎉🎉🎉
@bobmcguffin5706
9 ай бұрын
If there was a John J Kitchenightmares IV, and then John J Kitchenightmares III transitioned, does John J Kitchenightmares IV retroactively become the new John J Kitchenightmares III?
@Lucifersfursona
8 ай бұрын
@@bobmcguffin5706it’s Gandalf rules Sources: trans
@bobmcguffin5706
8 ай бұрын
@@Lucifersfursona I don’t follow. Are you saying that it’s now Jessica J. Kitchenightmares the White?
@noconsequence4486
7 ай бұрын
@@bobmcguffin5706 lmao
@sophiegoose
10 ай бұрын
Gordon eating the owners' souls is what finally tipped me over into full choking laughter, 10/10
@odwrksboxedtrash3730
10 ай бұрын
0:08 This implies that he's been to other restaurants where he *can* turn them into morgues with just a banana. Chef Pansy, I'm terrified.
@mistercreeper3029
8 ай бұрын
And the fact that he can take people's souls and soles at will. He is truly a threat to society.
@odwrksboxedtrash3730
8 ай бұрын
@@mistercreeper3029 I can excuse taking souls. But taking away soles? That's just not ethical in the slightest.
@mistercreeper3029
8 ай бұрын
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 Even someone like Wario can't take it!
@mistercreeper3029
8 ай бұрын
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 That's exactly why Pansy is unforgivable! And he has to go to church too! No wonder he's anxious.
@bobmcguffin5706
4 ай бұрын
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730in his defence, he was dissatisfied
@SP_Sour
10 ай бұрын
4:05 Me: Wait why do they have Guile's hair on them? Gordon: "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it." Me: Ah
@MrBeardsley
5 ай бұрын
I love those “sensible chuckle” DaThings jokes
@bobmcguffin5706
Ай бұрын
It's a nifty reversal, you see the edited detail before the actual joke instead of the more usual "world changes to match the jokes" way around
@hyperion3145
9 ай бұрын
"Forgive me, I have si-" "BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE"
@AtlasBlizzard
9 сағат бұрын
"And Lupin III is running away." That's how you know it's serious. 😂
@mz3player
10 ай бұрын
This made me realize just how funny a word "burgers" is
@KSengage86
8 ай бұрын
You're a burger.
@Bloodletter8
6 ай бұрын
Dude, I don't know what's BURGERS
@davidl570
3 ай бұрын
They're rushed out to the burger room.
@bladabladabloo
Ай бұрын
It's a half hour into burger service...
@guitarheromorello
10 ай бұрын
Gordon is going to turn this restaurant into a morgue.
@bobmcguffin5706
8 ай бұрын
But he’s going to need more than a banana
@korrianimationbodyguard4683
10 ай бұрын
Gordon needs those souls so he can fight Postman Tap and the Wonder Bros
@scoob6505
10 ай бұрын
3:06 Resisting the temptation to put Nicole here must have been hard
@WalrusQuake
10 ай бұрын
"oh my god it's a bear" got me way harder than it should have
@bobmcguffin5706
5 ай бұрын
Or something
@vivy-nx
10 ай бұрын
"WHAAAT?? THAT IS SO **FUCKED**" in the wario voice got me so fucking good. as excellent a ytp as ever
@mellwrrld9206
9 ай бұрын
3:25 "all of a sudden, burgers?"
@davidl570
3 ай бұрын
You know it was scary.
@robbalexander476
10 ай бұрын
DaThings still sentence mixing new jokes after all these years? What an unsurprising surprise.
@joelhagdahl5769
3 ай бұрын
"Owned by husband and wife, Rick" This line is gonna stick in my head forever
@NFS4LFE
10 ай бұрын
I’ve replayed 1:31 so so many times. It is way too funny lmaoo
@GodlightTheTranscended7745
10 ай бұрын
"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners' souls." (Gordon befaces and de-souls the face and soul of one of the owners)
@JordanStewart-nf8oy
9 ай бұрын
@GodlightTheTranscended7745 wow thanks I can't see you saved me
@Insanemonk11
10 ай бұрын
The narrator alone, just makes me want more Ancient Aliens, and Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura poops. Good stuff
@THEACTUALLDL123
10 ай бұрын
3:14 Sauce, SaUcE , sUs, SUS... OH MAN THE SAUCE WAS SUS and i promise i would never do a sus jokes.
@Undefined9
10 ай бұрын
We all know Gordon uses more than a banana to turn failing restaurants around; he uses an apple, too.
@roukerasati9611
10 ай бұрын
The whole idea of Gordon just beating everyone with a banana is hilarious.
@P_araps
10 ай бұрын
he also uses burgers apparently
@oren1305
8 ай бұрын
@@roukerasati9611Reminds me of an old Monty Python bit about defending yourself against fresh fruit. Lol
@roukerasati9611
8 ай бұрын
@@oren1305 Lol! Yesss!
@noisepuppet
10 ай бұрын
TFW you're driving along looking for a place where u can eat fish and you see that sign
@Kintsugi23
10 ай бұрын
Just be careful you don't get pulled over for failing to yeet.
@dans_ythandle
10 ай бұрын
The credits music is fucking unhinged and I love it
@LendriMujina
10 ай бұрын
"The sirloin is absolutely incredible. Just send regrets, don't be there." - Lisbon III before following his own advice
@orvillesash
10 ай бұрын
the craziest part about this is that they actually set up a fake confessional
@BinglesP
10 ай бұрын
0:14 might genuinely be one of the best Mario RPG victory theme edits I've ever witnessed.
@ShuckleShellAnemia
10 ай бұрын
Love the Super Paper Mario sound effect for turning restaurants around
@raquelgarcia3253
10 ай бұрын
1:31 i lost it at gordon taking the owner's souls
@savannahthefangirlyt8884
10 ай бұрын
*And Lupin III is running away!*
@h.e.c.usquadleaderredberet7784
3 ай бұрын
Lmao💀
@aspicboat
10 ай бұрын
"I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it." that setup. great like sause sauce saus sos.
@andreasgerk5236
10 ай бұрын
I really feel bad for Steeve , he is just there and he has not much fun working. Gordon's visit made all that worse for sure.
@garrgravarr
10 ай бұрын
"If I could think, things would be a lot better" Same
@HalfTimeLazer
10 ай бұрын
Gordon barely doing anything to actually help is so on brand for the show
@Sentinel82
10 ай бұрын
Giving his time and six figures to fix these lazy idiots restaurants seems like enough.
@Reecer77
10 ай бұрын
what do you mean? he LITERALLY started.
@TheGreatsagegoku
10 ай бұрын
He's begun being ready to begin starting
@bobmcguffin5706
Ай бұрын
He took the owners souls and asked them what they wanted. What more do you want him to do?
@squishranger
10 ай бұрын
the burger bit was exactly as unnecessarily long as it needed to be. peak comedy. you win ms. things you've done it again
@ozymandias1091
10 ай бұрын
i lost it at "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it". sounded like a genuine slip up used for the perfect joke.
@juliamavroidi8601
10 ай бұрын
Literally turning the restaurant around and then the mario victory theme killed me
@Gentle_Troll
10 ай бұрын
3:59 my mind when I eat burger
@daftoptimist
10 ай бұрын
Manager: /grows obvious dog ears and makes obvious dog sounds/ Narrator: Oh my God, it’s a bear or something
@quartzofcourse
10 ай бұрын
I knew exactly where the joke was going when i heard "dissatisfied with Hampshire" but lost it for a full minute anyway
@ThePsychoAnon
10 ай бұрын
The sign flashing while saying “u can eat fish” sent me😂
@01natedawg
8 ай бұрын
Replayed 1:12 a dozen times cause it's so funny with the music going back and forth and the motion of the phone.
@BudokaiMan-mr9tw
8 ай бұрын
The burgers are flying away, the burgers take control of the costumers mind. Shit was hilarious!
@bloodrunsclear
15 күн бұрын
'And Lupin the 3rd is running away!' Just...poetry
@ddrchad
6 ай бұрын
2:08 As a fellow DDR enthusiast I also agree that "I'm just here" and that "It's not much fun working"
@lior_haddad
10 ай бұрын
as someone with broken humour that made "burger" a funny word, this video was legitimately too funny for me. thank you.
Been waiting for a Kitsch Night for so long. Thank you so much.
@paleoph6168
10 ай бұрын
0:31 You sure it isn't Lupin's fault for making you homeless?
@TyTechnics
10 ай бұрын
It’s not common that you find comedy where EVERY joke is just batshit crazy and it all lands…. It’s not fair how people can be as funny as DaThings over here, it puts me in awe
@NicholasAlarcon-h1h
3 ай бұрын
Just one word Burger.
@WolfysEyes
10 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the long-tail joke of "turning the restaurant around" that persisted through the entirety of the video.
@5095smf
10 ай бұрын
Loved the Mario jokes in this one
@Kantstoner
8 ай бұрын
I loved the marry-merry merger jokes with souls and soles!
@sidtaylor3005
8 ай бұрын
“Are you chef Jeff? are you Jeff the chef? Jeff are you the chef?” 😂 01:22
@mistercreeper3029
8 ай бұрын
Joe: Answer the question Jeff!
@sidtaylor3005
8 ай бұрын
@@mistercreeper3029 🤣
@zacharywilliams7639
10 ай бұрын
How is it that you keep making YTPs of things I just happen to be watching for fun at the moment anyway?!? Not that I'm complaining, I just think it's funny...first Columbo, now this! Loved it with the narrator's comments...
@c.w.r.794
10 ай бұрын
The burgers are flying away! 😂😂😂 It made me laugh so hard, and I can’t explain it. It might be my 4AM sleep deprived brain, but damn that shit was funny!
@handlesRdumb
10 ай бұрын
Surely we can forgive Gordon. It's Christmas time!
@sophiegrey9576
10 ай бұрын
The Mario RPG level up dance cutout thing hasn't even been around that long and you've already slipped it into a video. Your workflow must be incredible.
@johnlangs8821
10 ай бұрын
The bit where they kept going on about burgers had me rolling! 😂😂
@benjaminbendtsen5201
5 ай бұрын
"Forgive me, I have sinned" is one of my favorite ytp lines ever 😂
@KankreesCanvas
7 ай бұрын
Love how the episode basically restarted itself like three different times, with each one being its own sort of arc that built upon the previous. Incredible stuff and the "long in a manner of speaking" bit absolutely killed me x)
@Legittey
10 ай бұрын
We need more burger service.
@Resolver101
10 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the fact that you put subtitles on these videos. It’s a small thing, but it means a lot
@conkle7955
10 ай бұрын
Narrator: "Gordon is anxious to meet God" Gordon: "Forgive me, for I have sinned" Narrator: "But Gordon is *UNFORGIVEABLE* "
@SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower
10 ай бұрын
You're one of the few ancient YTPers in existence. Take pride.
@dylanjames554
10 ай бұрын
This may be the funniest ytp you’ve ever done. Thank you Ellie. Merry Christmas ♥️
@TomasUjhelyi
10 ай бұрын
You always manage to leave me adding another word to my vernacular after I view your poops. In this case; Frybecue
@MrBeardsley
2 ай бұрын
“This is Willy J. Richards, how am I speaking?” is some of your finest sentence mixing, it always makes me giggle.
@Talik13
10 ай бұрын
I hope you know, KZitem Poops from you and a handful of other creators are something that my friend and I regularly get excited for like a new TV episode. We will wait to watch new ones until we're together.
@HBMmaster
10 ай бұрын
omg it's Wario, famous from the hit game series WarioWare!
@Consural
10 ай бұрын
2:09 Very relatable
@classiccustoms2010
10 ай бұрын
"To be honest, I've-I've tasted good." But now you . . . don't?
@davidl570
2 ай бұрын
That's the main reason his restaurant was failing until Gordon showed up..................now he tastes awesome.
@bobmcguffin5706
Ай бұрын
We can't all age like a fine wine
@SensitiveFernn
10 ай бұрын
As someone who was born only a few miles away from this restaurant, thank you for pooping this episode. The restaurant is now a parking lot, between a Dunkin Donut's and a hotel, in case anyone was curious about that for any reason.
@barrothontherocks3325
10 ай бұрын
it's just like that one song, pave burger place and make it a parking lot
@FooPanda
10 ай бұрын
@@barrothontherocks3325By John Mare
@davidl570
3 ай бұрын
Dang, so not only did it go out of business, but it was torn down as well? That's sad.......................but it happens.
@UltimaShadowX
10 ай бұрын
JOHN *dramatic noise* JOHN *dramatic noise*
@TheMapleKnight7811
9 ай бұрын
This is one of the best YTPs I’ve seen - the hamburger bit killed me
@jemjam4077
10 ай бұрын
So glad I found this channel again after remembering the How it’s Made YTP from years ago! Good job and keep it up!!!
@BigLargeLord
10 ай бұрын
As silly as a content warning may seem for a ytp it being there delights me, thank you for including it This is also quality stuff oml
@RDM606
10 ай бұрын
Love to still see super paper Mario getting some love
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