I like how you used arrows to explain that gesture
@Dreigonix
5 жыл бұрын
This should be top comment. XD
@hpholland
Жыл бұрын
They never give me a moment’s BELL! They never give me a moment’s BELL! They never give me a moment’s BELL! They never give me a moment’s PEAS
@AssassinDwarf
8 жыл бұрын
I want to see mountains again. *MOUNTAINS GANDALF!!*
@azazamat
8 жыл бұрын
+Some Guy On KZitem There are many memes in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly!
@pineapplehead7772
8 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm afraid that I have to tell you...there is no way into the mountain.
@nickmitran8085
8 жыл бұрын
+PineappleHead 777 cheese knife?
@pineapplehead7772
8 жыл бұрын
Nick Mitran Cheese knife!
@uber_byte7
7 жыл бұрын
PineappleHead 777 He eats it by the cheese knife!
@bazookabullet101
8 жыл бұрын
2:46 "Just tea, thank you" Dude that fits so well, almost seems like that could be the real line!
@ivasobak8123
5 жыл бұрын
That is the real line, when Bilbo asks him what do you want then he says "just tea thank you"
@thedinodude2045
5 жыл бұрын
IVA Sobak go to 2:46
@ChaseMC215
4 жыл бұрын
He's like a neighbor who just needed some tea after he ran out and couldn't go to the store until next week
@TheLateLordKardok
9 жыл бұрын
What do you know about it?! NOTHING! What do you know about NOTHING?! What do you NOT know about NOTHING?!
@spoopsmcghost9536
9 жыл бұрын
+Marty McMole (Formerly The Organization XIII) The roast chicken has taken hold of you, Mr. Frodo
@MegaMrFreeman
9 жыл бұрын
+Marty McMole (Formerly The Organization XIII) Funny i thought he said "What do you NOTHING know about NOTHING" xD
@Woman.Respecter
9 жыл бұрын
+MegaMrFreeman same here
@Reposessor
6 жыл бұрын
The Late Lord Kardok it's reverse psychology at its finest.
@zerofeedback7533
5 жыл бұрын
I thought he said what do you NOTHING about NOTHING
@laynerice4012
9 жыл бұрын
"It is in Peregrin Took that we must place our hope." - Now that's how you lose a war. XD
@Nootathotep
9 жыл бұрын
Layne Rice You deserve a trophy!
@laynerice4012
9 жыл бұрын
Ironed Sandwich Yay me!
@RoboEpic
6 жыл бұрын
ikt
@RoboEpic
6 жыл бұрын
ikr
@lwzeis
6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@PandaPool_
8 жыл бұрын
That scene where Gandalf is using spells to open the door to Moria, and he starts singing song themes is top quality!
@GamertagO1
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he says "ass" to the Lord of the rings main theme
@ИванСтаростенко-л4ш
4 жыл бұрын
You're joking, right?
@cornelius2227
4 жыл бұрын
It’s my favorite part. Gandalf’s babbling spells of Grey Meth. The Barney theme, and the LOTR theme he copyrighted for his own movie, that just humors me so. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 7 times as much as I enjoy Lord of the Roast chicken.
@adamtherenegade2001
4 жыл бұрын
4:23 friends password to wifi. The whole thing
@vladock3372
4 жыл бұрын
Straight up I love this ytp and the moria gate part is my shit
@animatedink2529
9 жыл бұрын
the ROAST CHICKEN is mine....
@dickhead7160
9 жыл бұрын
*_NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_*
@ChronoJedi
5 жыл бұрын
Its my Chicken
@jorgenofalltrades
4 жыл бұрын
"What do you not know about nothing?!?!"
@sean..L
4 ай бұрын
Dont't you know who you sound like?
@ZuGineeris
10 жыл бұрын
*serious tone of voice* Saruman has crossed orcs with *changes to cheerful tone of voice* Bilbo Baggins!
@Umbris13
10 жыл бұрын
NYEEEAAHH NYEAHHHH
@CaptainTrips
7 ай бұрын
Best part 😂
@thebel89
9 жыл бұрын
"Bilbo, Frodo is still alive" "BILBO BAGGINS!"
@micahnewman
9 жыл бұрын
"TROLOLOLO..." "There is a fell voice on the air!" Haha!
@randomrealistictone2231
9 жыл бұрын
+Micah Newman That part hurt my sides so bad
@Gist432
8 жыл бұрын
It's great, but it's an oldie. You can find at least 4 year old vids of that.
@randomrealistictone2231
8 жыл бұрын
"DOTA"
@matthewdiangelo1381
7 жыл бұрын
IT'S SARUMAN
@samkresil6011
7 жыл бұрын
It sounds like it`s actually Christopher Lee doing it.
@OldBeanUK
8 жыл бұрын
"What is it that you want Gandalf? The key of Orthank or perhaps they keys of Orthank itself?" "Just tea thank you."
@pikupikuseru
7 жыл бұрын
I HAVE NO USE FOR IT
@pulsingthunder2145
7 жыл бұрын
HADOUKEN!!!
@OldBeanUK
7 жыл бұрын
NickTheEchidna Saruman, your staff is fail...
@jem_theelf
4 жыл бұрын
DOTA!
@roddyjarrar728
2 жыл бұрын
"So you have come here for cum, I have some for you"
@Chrismasfish
8 жыл бұрын
"...or perhaps the keys to Orthank itself?" "Just tea, thank you."
@SomeKindaSpy
8 жыл бұрын
*Orthanc :P
@pulsingthunder2145
7 жыл бұрын
I HAVE NO USE FOR IT! HADOUKEN!!!
@ChaseMC215
7 жыл бұрын
"Just tea, thank you!" I laughed my ass off!
@bhunt799
6 ай бұрын
“So you have come here for cum? I have some for you”.
@saigethemage3392
9 жыл бұрын
MOUNTAINS, GANDALF
@thewulfpack5187
9 жыл бұрын
MOUNTAINS what would you like Gandalf the keys of Orthank? Just tea thank you. XD
@therealpotsmoan593
8 жыл бұрын
+Reaver I have said that so many times to my friends for no reason.
@pencilbender
8 жыл бұрын
+Eddie "JaggSauce" Gluskin must be a real pain in the ass to live life as butthurt as you..
@SpicyDragonWings
7 жыл бұрын
DOTA!
@mattk3645
10 жыл бұрын
"When you hang from a chim-chim, we shall pee."
@SephTheHuntress
9 жыл бұрын
DOTA!
@f0rm0r
9 жыл бұрын
What do you want, TheFirebender95? The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?
@DarkChocolateMilkshake
9 жыл бұрын
Formor Immington Just tea, thank you.
@thewulfpack5187
9 жыл бұрын
+TheFirebender95 DOTA!!
@_Axolottie_
4 жыл бұрын
Edgy On Porpoise so you have come here for come (Heh, i spelt it wrong)
@jeffmassey7120
10 жыл бұрын
Gandalf has a... unique way of opening doors
@AnnikaSB
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@GregAckerson
3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to know on which doors those chants have worked in the past...
@secreteyecz6434
9 жыл бұрын
"I regret to anounce, this is SPARTA!!!" :D
@punbug4721
8 жыл бұрын
+SecretEyeCZ I suppose you think 300 was terribly clever.
@Matihood1
6 жыл бұрын
There are many memes in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.
@OddRobb
9 жыл бұрын
I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever... There are many memes in this world and none of them should be used lightly!
@Danka42
5 жыл бұрын
7:48 "Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He's breeding an army of ARWRAAGHJHGYFTYHJ!" *That's honestly the most terrifying army ever.*
@klnavoda
10 жыл бұрын
If the ring would be replaced with a roast chicken in the actual lotr, it would be much more relatable
@Umbris13
10 жыл бұрын
Fook of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of yourself!
@jasonfenton8250
6 жыл бұрын
I wish only for the strength to defend my people!
@hawkeyenextgen7117
5 жыл бұрын
“Do not troll the water.” Much agreed Aragorn
@thebel89
9 жыл бұрын
"You have fought many men and slain many wars Theoden king, can we not pee together, as we once did?"
@EchelonCookie96
9 жыл бұрын
We shall pee. We shall pee when you answer for the burning of the children of the burning of the soldiers of the Westfold! When the men who lie dead at the gates of the Hornburg are dead! When you hang from a chim-a-chim we shall pee!
@thebel89
9 жыл бұрын
+Jeong Park Lee DOTA! What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?
@hamzaahmadshaikh7648
9 жыл бұрын
+CABAL Just tea, thank you.
@meddle98
9 жыл бұрын
+Jeong Park Lee DOTA
@Crimson_Sun2486
3 жыл бұрын
@@hamzaahmadshaikh7648 so you have come here for come I have some for you 😏
@Sentom23
8 жыл бұрын
7:34 Gandalf's "ouh" killed me
@j-skullz
10 жыл бұрын
'What do you want Gandalf? The key to Orthanc? Or perhaps the key to Orthanc itself?' 'Just tea, thank you' LMAO
@lugialover09
4 жыл бұрын
The "Oh!" from Gandalf hitting the ceiling with his head dubbed over the Saruman fight had me DYING
@TheWildScarletRose
10 жыл бұрын
"WE SHALL PEE." "Just tea, thank you." "It's the roast chicken...you can't take your eyes off it." "It's MY CHICKEN." "We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and Frodo Baggins." "It is on Peregrin Took we must place our hopes." "This is ISENGARD!" "Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins." "I regret to announce this is SPARTAAA!"
@dolphingoreeaccount7395
2 жыл бұрын
Very yes
@hpholland
Жыл бұрын
“Bilboo… Frodo’s still alive”
@tom_sundog
9 жыл бұрын
Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins!
@arcanewarrior863
6 жыл бұрын
Tom Sundog That cracked me up
@Frserthegreenengine
8 жыл бұрын
"What do you want Gandalf? the key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?" "Just tea, thank you." I nearly died of laughter XD
@FivePotter
5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@christiancrites9261
8 жыл бұрын
I feel sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much butt... 1:55
@jorgenofalltrades
4 жыл бұрын
Me: "what's the Wifi password?" Friend: "it's on the back of the router" The back of the router: 4:20
@ChaseMC215
Жыл бұрын
It's a WiFi password that only Gandalf would understand.
@MY5TCrimson
9 жыл бұрын
2:41 - "Just tea, thank you."
@kevincarroll5511
10 жыл бұрын
Gandalf seems hell-bent on killing Sam with his inconsistency.
@Shadowfied
10 жыл бұрын
This is unbelievably good. I laughed so fucking much, watched about three of your YTPs in a row and I have an immense headache from laughing. I couldn't fucking breathe and I'm crying from laughter. Please make more!
@explodingsnowmanyt
8 жыл бұрын
'I wanna see mountains, gandalf... MOUNTAINS' 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i died
@explodingsnowmanyt
8 жыл бұрын
'Its my roast chicken!' 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
@thearchive8184
7 жыл бұрын
The roast chicken was intrusted to me... It's my chicken, mine, my own!
That is i heard a good deal about a roast chicken, a dark lord and something about the end of the world....
@GabyGeorge1996
9 жыл бұрын
End of the window
@MakoTheFrog
9 жыл бұрын
my mistake xD
@Angus_Gibson
9 жыл бұрын
9:46 Gandalf must REALLY hate Sam!
@zyfigamer
9 жыл бұрын
Angus Gibson Sam got owned!
@MadSpectro7
9 жыл бұрын
Angus Gibson Gandalf's just growing tired of Sam's shit.
@alecrisser12
9 жыл бұрын
zymethpwn Sam was raped be Gandalf... :(
@alfredgeorge264
9 жыл бұрын
WHAT DID YOU HEEEEAAAE!!?
@TheLateLordKardok
9 жыл бұрын
I heard a great deal about a roast chicken, and somethin' about the end o' the window there!
@rallycatx
9 жыл бұрын
Totally lost my lunch from laughing soo hard when gandolph was doin the chants!! 4:13-4-35!!!
@AimzS94
8 жыл бұрын
Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins
@gopetogle
8 жыл бұрын
I love how his deadly serious tone contrasts with his cheerful and pleasant 'Bilbo Baggins'
@lwzeis
5 жыл бұрын
Truly a fearsome foe
@MrWhatdafuBOOM
3 жыл бұрын
A wizard should know better!
@anubusx
2 жыл бұрын
The greatest mutation ever.
@paulfrank5951
10 жыл бұрын
the part where gandalf attempts to open the gate made me laugh so hard!
@jerichamesclammay3107
10 жыл бұрын
this was one of the funniest ytps I've ever seen in my time, especially that part where Gandalf was interrogating sam at 9:02-10:19, that part almost killed me the first time I watched it.
@LordHereck
11 жыл бұрын
That Gandalf beating on Sam had me in TEARS! Can't stop laughing
@somedude5644
11 жыл бұрын
Bilbo: "I feel sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much butt." That line gets me every time.
@MinisterofTinyHeads
7 жыл бұрын
The part when Gandalf is trying to open the door almost had me suffocating with laughter
@Morkeric
11 жыл бұрын
Meshuggah - Bleed now stop asking
@RomanOnTheDrum
11 жыл бұрын
thanks, man))) the funny thing I've known the band, but haven't heard the song before.
@Bunters196
10 жыл бұрын
You must love meshuggah. I heard Combustion on the other video and thought I had pressed play on my iTunes because I literally just listened to it.
@alfredgeorge264
9 жыл бұрын
Madness!? THIS IS Isengard. HHEEAAAAAAAH OOUWW!
@Mitchell779
10 жыл бұрын
"The roast chicken was entrusted to me! It's my chicken! Mine! My own!" xD gets me every time
@MaisieIsAwesome
10 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I had to pause it at "I heard a good deal about roast chicken"
@jackbassindale4336
8 жыл бұрын
i lost it at saruman singing trolololol
@ciscotheinkboi
3 ай бұрын
It's even funnier because it actually sounds like him and fits where he's chanting from Orthanc
I keep coming back to this every two to three years. It's just too good 😂.
@TheRuddster95
11 ай бұрын
Lol same 😂
@broccolinyu911
10 ай бұрын
totally
@hpholland
4 ай бұрын
Fesh Pince 3 is out!
@LarkCircle
9 жыл бұрын
"We shall pee, when you answer for the burning of the children, of the bodies, of the soliders, of the West Fold."
@Stryfe564
7 жыл бұрын
4:20 I've found myself a new ringtone.
@entryfragger9781
8 жыл бұрын
Gandalf sure loves prodding Sam with his staff
@spencerfrankclayton4348
8 жыл бұрын
Dominic Naylor Whackin' him!
@TheLazyFusspot_3428
Жыл бұрын
Giving him the best magical massage in the grass 😏
@magzf2143
Жыл бұрын
The transition from Gandalf saying "It is in Peregrin Took we must place our hope" (with the calm, inspiring music in the background) to Peregrin knocking the head and then the rest of the skeleton into the well (followed by sad fail music) was GOLD.
@phoenixdeux8988
8 жыл бұрын
"Just tea, thank you" Shit.. why am I laughing so hard at that.
@redace8782
8 жыл бұрын
It always amazes me how good you are at sound design
@AndrewsSneakySpaghetti
9 жыл бұрын
"He is breeding an army of orcs and Bilbo Baggins!"- Utterly terrifying.
@dannycooper8253
7 жыл бұрын
"I suppose you think 300 was terribly clever" was terribly clever! 😂😂😂😂
@ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries
5 жыл бұрын
"Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He is breeding an army"
@evylpanda
Жыл бұрын
I cannot watch the original LOTR movies the same way again. I literally hear the YTP version playing in my head as I watch the real movies 😂
@sergenbostan116
9 ай бұрын
Oh ask that to me, it's been 3 years since I discovered this video and since then whenever I see frodo "what do you know about it" scene, this video comes to my mind xD
@fire-typhoon123
5 ай бұрын
Lol same. I've watched so many ytps that i giggle and smile to myself while rewatching the movies & remembering all the memes and edits
@reighfreuden6473
9 жыл бұрын
No THANK YOU! WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BAGGINSES OR WELL-WISHERS OR DISTANT BAGGINSES! And what about abluabna? *door opens*
@Argos_RB
4 жыл бұрын
I always here agelogme
@antizero100
10 жыл бұрын
You make the best ytp there is pls make a hobbit one so I can die again from laughing so much
@blazejecar
10 жыл бұрын
check out the harry potter ytp: the flesh eating slug repellant
@mkinglbcs1302
10 жыл бұрын
blazejecar I used to love that one, but it's nothing having seen these ones now
@raccoonavi
10 жыл бұрын
blazejecar I've seen that one, it's hilarious!
@lurpakshakur2230
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah Its the best
@AndroxineVortex
9 жыл бұрын
Bilbo...Frodo is still alive...............BILBO BAGGINS!!!
@AndroxineVortex
9 жыл бұрын
oh my goodness i never finished the whole video and at the end i was like hmmm this sounds like bleed...wait, lololololol
@kl4969
8 жыл бұрын
Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He's breeding an army! *rawr rawr rawr*
@TheCrimsonSwordsman
3 ай бұрын
Here 11 years later and this still slays me
@ericthecowboygamer7007
10 жыл бұрын
Bilbo:I regret to Announce, this is SPARTA. *woosh* Gandalf: I suppose you think 300 was terribly funny.
@eriekayak
5 жыл бұрын
The machine gun speed of Gandolf's poking stick is hilarious at 9:30!😂
@davemillet4160
2 жыл бұрын
"You have fought many men, and slain many wars, Theoden king."😂
@Atomkaerna
Жыл бұрын
This video truly lives in my head rent free, and it makes itself especially known whenever i rewatch the movies.
@12coudak000
10 жыл бұрын
FOOK OF A TOOK!
@bhunt799
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe this is 10 years old.
@TheKlawwGang888
Жыл бұрын
I know same here. Whole generation of kids growing up not knowing what a ytp is.
@deb-1558
Жыл бұрын
I've been watching these for 10 years and that's crazy 😂🙈
@Soulbane90
8 жыл бұрын
2:48 almost choked on my coffee.
@garrusvakarian9039
10 жыл бұрын
Bilbo, Frodo's still alive...
@Agui007
8 жыл бұрын
I literally cracked up at 4:21😂
@ShasOSwoll
8 жыл бұрын
2:45 "Just tea thank you" :3
@tapiocabun
2 жыл бұрын
happy 10 years of lord of the roast chicken
@valraukardso7117
5 жыл бұрын
It almost killed me when bleed started playing 😂 awesome how you did the rythm before with gandalfs staff xD
@FoxsDumbSeriesMaker
10 жыл бұрын
"I must doo doo." "No...!" lol
@juliah3926
5 жыл бұрын
"I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever, don't you?" -Gandalf the Grey
@andrewthetextbook489
4 жыл бұрын
2:06 what I will say from now on when I am in an argument with a friend and they refuse to agree with me and side with me.
@LoLL_supe6
6 ай бұрын
0:42 if you listen closely you will hear “yoga mats!”
@miiiikku
8 жыл бұрын
Against power of halfling there can be no victory. Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins and he is breading an army of..
@Smoopadoop
9 жыл бұрын
I suppose you think 300 was clever?
@AJPwny
9 жыл бұрын
There are many _memes_ in this world, Bilbo Baggins, & *none* of them should be used *lightly*.
@movarinho
3 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece. I’ve got tears in my eyes. Bravo sir!
@thebel89
5 жыл бұрын
Against the power of the halfling, there can be no victory
@jugg3r
Жыл бұрын
Full Transcriptio: #Scene 1 (Gandalf arrives at Bilbo's house and start knocking Bilbo's door really fast with his staff) Bilbo: No thank you we don't want any more Baggins, well wishes or mr Baggins. Gandalf: And what aboutuoba tahw dna. Bilbo: Gandalf? Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins. (Bilbo closes door) Gandalf Bilbo? Gandalf: (yells) Bilbo Baggins! Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo: Welcome, welcome. #Scene 2 (Bilbo farts and fall on wall) Voice from outside:(knocking on door) Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo:(To gandalf) I'm at home. (goes to window) Bilbo: mrsrs msm mrsrs Baggins sniggab Baggins sniggab Baggins mrsrs mrsrs mrsrs mrsrs Voice from outside: I know you are in there. Bilbo: they are outsidedistuo rea Bilbo: They never forgiven me so long. I've got to get away from these confounded relatives hanging on the Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. tsom at em evig reven never reven never reven never reven yeht lleb. Bell they never give never give never give never give never give me at most. hanging on Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Pees. Gandalf: We must kill frodo Bilbo: Yes yes Gandalf: He suspect something. Bilbo: Of course he does. He is a bag in box. I wonder some mountains again. Bilbo:(agressivly moving hands up and down) MOUNTAINS GANDALF Bilbo: and then find somewhere quiet where I can finnish Frodo. Oh whoaohw oh. Gandalf: You will kill him won't you? Bilbo: I'm old Gandalf, I know I look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my ass. I feel sort of stretched like butter scraped oven too much bath. #Scene 3 Saruman: You have fought many men and slay many wars. Failed in King. Can we not pee together as we once did? You and I. Théoden: We shall pee. When you anwser for the burning of the childern of the bodies of the soldiers of thw Westfold. When the soldier whose bodies lay dead aganist the gates of the Hornberg are dead. When you hang from a chimi-chim. We shall pee. Saruman: DOTA. What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc or perhaps the keys Orthanc itself? Gandalf: Just tee, thank you. Saruman: So you have come here for cum? I have some for you. (Legolas starts pulling out arrow from his quiver) Gandalf: No. Come down, Saruman, and your cock will be spared. Saruman: I HAVE NO USE FOR IT! (Shoots fire ball at gandalf and HADUKEN sound effect plays) Gandalf: Saruman, your staff is FAIL. #Scene 4 (Saruman sing Trololo music and it plays in background) Legolas: There is fell voice in the air. Gandalf: IT'S SARUMAN Aragorn: He want to bring down the mountain. Gandalf we must go back! Gandalf: No! #Scene 5 (One hobbit throws rocks to lake) Aragorn: Do not troll the water. Gandalf: (inaudible) Tries to open door Pipin: Nothing happend? #Scene 6 Frodo: What do you know about it?! NOTHING! What do you know about NOTHING?! What do you NOT know about NOTHING?! Frodo: I'm sorry Sam, I don't know why I said that. Sam: I do. It's the roast chicken. You can't take your eyes off it. Frodo: Roast Chicken? Sam: You are not eating. You barely sleep. It's best roast chicken in all of Shire. It's taking hold of you mr. Frodo. You have to fight it. Frodo: I know what I have to do Sam, the roast chicken was entrusted to me. It's my chicken, MINE, MY OWN. Sam: Can't you hear yourself? Do you know you sound like? (Frodo goes away) #Scene 7 Man: Good evening little masters. Home is proud to cater to little folk mr. ? Frodo: Gandalf. My name is Gandalf the grey. Man: (His face is like :O) OOOOOOOOH HOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOH HOOOOOOOO Yes, nice beard. #Scene 8 Elrond: Gandalf. Frodo Baggins cannot stay here. We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and the Frodo Baggins. The hobbit must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into fiery chasm from whence it came. Our list of allies growth thin niht thin thin niht thin thin niht thin. Who you will look when we are gone? Gandalf: It's Peregrin Tuk. It's our last hope. #Scene 9 (Peregrin Tuk breaks skeleton which fall into well and makes a lot of noise) Gandalf: Fook of a Tuk (Gandalf starts playing song with his book "Fook of a Tuk") Legolas: (In meantime to Aragorn *inaudible*) We cannot leave that (After Gandalf finnished his song) Gandalf: Throw yourself in next time and ?Rindleson? yourself #Scene 10 Saruman: Aganist the power of half. There can be no victory. We must join with him Gandalf. Gandalf: Tell me when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness? Saruman: MADNESS? THIS IS ISENGARD! (Push gandalf back at wall) Gandalf: Oh! #Scene 11 Gandalf: Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He is breeding an army. (Bilbo screams) #Scene 12 Frodo: I'm all right. Sam: Not you are not all right. That roast chicken around your neck. I could help a bit. I can carry for a while. Carry for while. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Frodo: Get away! #Scene 13 Bilbo: I regret to announce that this is SPARTA! (Bilbo vanishes and apear in his house where gandalf is waiting for him) Bilbo: Ha ha ha ha. Gandalf: I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever. Bilbo: Oh, come on, Gandalf. Gandalf: There is many things in this world Bilbo Baggins and none of them should be used like this Bilbo: Oh you are probably right. It's late, the road is long. Gandalf: Bilbo!? Frodo is still alive. (Bilbo runs out of his house) Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins! #Scene 14 Frodo: That must still do do? Gandalf: No. (Somethink cracks a branch outside the house near window and Gandalf hit someone with his staff outside of window) Sam: Oh! (Gandalf again hit someone with staff) Sam: Oh! (Gandalf 7 times hit someone with staff) Sam: Oh! Gandalf: Who found you Samwise Gamgee have you been eavesdropping? Sam: Hi I'm dropping no eaves Gandalf: Week. Sam: Oh, it's just a new window there (Gandalf puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff) Gandalf: Who who who who foundnuof foundnuof foundnuof have you been eavesdropping? Sam: Hi race voice. Gandalf: What did you hear? Sam Nothing important. Gandalf: Week. Sam: Please mr Gandalf. (Gandalf again puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff) Gandalf: Who found who found who found who found Samwisesiwmas Samwisesiwmas Samwisesiwmas (starts hitting sam on table like crazy) Week. Sam: Please mr. Gandalf Sir Dont hurt me that is I heard a good deal about roast chicken, Dark lord and something about the window there. (Gandalf again puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff) #Scene 15 (Frodo runs to Mordor vulcano) Sam: Destroy it! Frodo: Roast chicken is mine. Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gandalf: I might have known. THE END (Bilbo screams)
@W0LBA
Жыл бұрын
This is almighty!
@ghanjadelic
Ай бұрын
Dark Lord and something about the *end of* the window there.
@n00bplayer72
4 жыл бұрын
4:41 Ah yes, because when a magic door fails to open to yodelling, the next best option is to start barking at it.
@ShykeProdz
10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@aridanchris3677
10 жыл бұрын
Frodo: The roast chicken is mine Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@era13542
11 жыл бұрын
DOTA!
@TheCabritoGoat
11 жыл бұрын
Gandalf: BILBO BAGGINS!!! Neighbor: Bilbo Baggins! Bilbo Baggins! Bilbo Baggins! Everyone has it out for poor Bilbo :[
@richardwingo3031
10 жыл бұрын
4:42 is the best part!
@Nightstalker-su3po
3 ай бұрын
Yankee doodle 😅
@Circuitssmith
11 жыл бұрын
The part where Gandalf was hurling Sam in and out of the window while furiously jabbing him with a stick had me in stitches.
@pineapplefarmer7352
9 жыл бұрын
Huh. I never realized you can djent with staves.
@danielfranks8213
11 жыл бұрын
I can't lie, this is the greatest YTP I've ever seen!
@luca.1992
2 жыл бұрын
Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He's breeding an army of them.
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