This isn’t clever stupid this is just someone who doesn’t understand comedy My fiance emotionally blackmailed me to make this, so blame her. Merry Chris.
This is clever, this is someone who understands comedy.
@Dendomfromdis
2 жыл бұрын
Correct and agreed
@bobkinect5254
2 жыл бұрын
thank you, boob avoider
@garrtoons4303
2 жыл бұрын
Nice call back. 😄
@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel
2 жыл бұрын
*IZ KRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
@richyofthevillagers
2 жыл бұрын
I love sequels
@DaThings
2 жыл бұрын
You wonder if you'll get there soon... No.
@theultimatedragonx
2 жыл бұрын
At this rate, the Polar Polar Polar will never arrive on time!
@LOLMAN9538
2 жыл бұрын
@@Matts_Conrail_Chicago_Mainline Scheduling issues, I assume?
@DragonEnthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
90% of trains
@NinjaGodzilla
2 жыл бұрын
You coming?
@pr3zelman
2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to do it. I’m going to be 666th like. No one can stop me.
@samakafrisco1759
2 жыл бұрын
Making you infer that the whistle was a brake was absolutely genius, something I haven't really seen in a YTP. At least not executed how this was.
@princetbug
2 жыл бұрын
I'm more impressed about the tactfulness of the joke that followed
@WholePunch
2 жыл бұрын
hey frisco
@samakafrisco1759
2 жыл бұрын
@@WholePunch sup wp
@KtoNeznamo
2 жыл бұрын
u ruin these jokes with analysis like this lmao
@princetbug
2 жыл бұрын
@@KtoNeznamo if you already laughed, how can it be ruined retroactively? sounds like a personal problem. let people give their kudos to those who deserve it
@anothereditingchannel2164
2 жыл бұрын
"Exactly!" Tom: *fucking kills the kid*
@garrtoons4303
2 жыл бұрын
Goodbye, Know-it-all. You might be missed.
@SapphireCarbuncle009
2 жыл бұрын
I was not ready for that holy shit
@UJEvans
2 жыл бұрын
Mandark had it coming.
@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71
2 жыл бұрын
that part made me die laughing! I was NOT expecting that! lmao! 🤣😂
@lunarkomet
2 жыл бұрын
Yeh
@DanielPinheiroo
2 жыл бұрын
the P in YTP stands for Premium
@jimzeenat
2 жыл бұрын
:/
@BeagleBageler
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimzeenat b r u h
@alphaherculis3231
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimzeenat B R U H
@Vulpes_Brandy
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think I like that
@mythicalguy1236
2 жыл бұрын
oooooohhhh
@GryphinHusky
2 жыл бұрын
That ending bit actually killed me. You'll have to pay for my funeral expenses, mate. Sorry.
@sussybaka9334
2 жыл бұрын
He gotta pay for our funerals 🤣🤣🤣
@jakesanchez6621
2 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video at that point cause I was legit afraid I'd get stomach cramps from laughing too hard
@GryphinHusky
2 жыл бұрын
It's been a month, and I'll still occasionally look at my boyfriend deadpan and be like "that's the sound of her pissing!" and we'll both crack up. I don't think you're gonna top this one. Not sure it's possible, even.
@brycearchambault6260
2 жыл бұрын
SNAAAAANS
@333wrlds
Жыл бұрын
Bruh the UwU part in (3:17) lol ngl the music is funny
@frogogogo
2 жыл бұрын
I always loved flying through the mountains and the snaaaans as a kid
@renjoku3771
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a Chris miracle!
@CMBGAMER2018TV
2 жыл бұрын
@@birdhunter_inc Mario
@poisonlight749
2 жыл бұрын
@@birdhunter_inc he's so cool
@bachaddict
2 жыл бұрын
have yourself a merry little Chris!
@Grgrqr
2 жыл бұрын
Chris chan
@brunobucciaratiswife
2 жыл бұрын
@@Grgrqr why does the egg nog taste funny…
@AnonimInc
2 жыл бұрын
I will tell my kids this was the train. Again.
@laurensleftearlobe4198
Жыл бұрын
1:56 “it’s five minutes till midnight” “Hey what gives it was Four minutes till midnight 5 minutes ago!” “Exactly” *shoots child*
@BugVlogs
2 жыл бұрын
I wish you and your fiancé nothing but the best ☺️
@D.KlWA-aG
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say death as a joke but I dunno man
@BeagleBageler
2 жыл бұрын
2:50 3:17 0_o
@kayjayt8607
2 жыл бұрын
“Magic racist on a rail”. I don’t know why, but that is, to me, the funniest part.
@yeoldeseawitch
2 жыл бұрын
well that went from polar express to poland express in a matter of seconds
@Mimirai
2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely top tier content, with quite perfect comedic aspect.
@Toochill-A
2 жыл бұрын
That's because he's Numberer1!
@YellowStarLine
2 жыл бұрын
That "UwU the whistle blows" had me laugh so loud I nearly screamed But this entire video had me laughing
@bleentrean5849
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's the sound of her yiffing.
@brian_ego
2 жыл бұрын
The Polar Express, He Pox Plasterers, Leash Expert Pros, Relaxes Prophets. It's like a proper game of Countdown.
@JMein13074
2 жыл бұрын
Hapless Exporter
@MrVengance32
2 жыл бұрын
Leather sex Props
@YellowNoseProductions
Жыл бұрын
Leather Sex Props
@alextowers3564
2 жыл бұрын
This is so nuanced, I Iove it, you didn't just rely on reversing sections like most YTPs but there were so many bits that genuinely made me laugh with surprise
@cluckendip
2 жыл бұрын
i was excited for what 2022 will bring, but now i'm sad. nothing will top this masterpiece.
@awolfperse3827
2 жыл бұрын
"UwU the whistle blows, that's the sound of her yiffing" I think we've learned something here about numberer1 0~0
@ditchencatastrophic5951
2 жыл бұрын
That they're a Magic Racist on a Rail?
@jakespacepiratee3740
2 жыл бұрын
Im a FUrry and oddly enough I could have gone without that reference. Entirely.
@OdenqueenVulpes
2 жыл бұрын
@@jakespacepiratee3740 Same lol
@joshuathelycanskunk2890
2 жыл бұрын
So he knows about the special word next stop E621
@ryanor2081
2 жыл бұрын
As a furry it did catch me quite off-guard.
@scabbers5014
2 жыл бұрын
0:40 I hate that this joke is so good
@Ethandroid_
2 жыл бұрын
00:45 the fact that everything was the breaks and when he pulled the “whistle” and it was still a break
@Piratewaffle43
2 жыл бұрын
Never has a YTP made me more uncomfortable. Instant favorite.
@gregtestagent
2 жыл бұрын
2:56 for all the other psychos that want to listen over and over.
@BeagleBageler
2 жыл бұрын
:D
@VeraEdelman
2 жыл бұрын
this should be the pinned comment
@1337-Nathaniel
2 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaa!
@alanjohnson3206
2 жыл бұрын
UwU
@immastealyourkneecaps3166
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone want to know what yiffing means ?
@kimberliebrown2454
2 жыл бұрын
2:44 This scene killed me! Especially the ending part.
The Polar Express was such a nostalgic movie thanks Numberer1
@hyruleemblemier
2 жыл бұрын
The Drifter: 3:20 "Enough foolin' around!"
@justinreich2023
2 жыл бұрын
"that's the sound of her pissing!" has got me laughing for like 10 minutes now
@crunchylettuce5446
2 жыл бұрын
2:53 is a masterpiece
@crunchylettuce5446
2 жыл бұрын
It actually scared me and made me laugh at the same time
@garrtoons4303
2 жыл бұрын
I was just watching the first one a minute ago. You sir know how to surprise me. 🤣
@olivek5982
2 жыл бұрын
Dude, the song at the end is fire, I'm gonna listen to that everyday.
@dashcamandy2242
2 жыл бұрын
1:40 - Lights in the distance? At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in the distance?
@dashcamandy2242
2 жыл бұрын
3:17 - "uWu, the whistle blows, that's the sound of her yiffing..." 🤣 I can't stop playing the song repeatedly!
@FooPanda
2 жыл бұрын
@@dashcamandy2242 Wish it would ennddddd
@OdenqueenVulpes
2 жыл бұрын
4:08 just sums up this entire Christmas season in a nutshell
@OdenqueenVulpes
10 ай бұрын
Two years later and it sums up this one as well
@yumblemccrumble
2 жыл бұрын
that song at the end is really good, i’m saving it on my ‘ABSOLUTE FIRE’ playlist
@CLSGL
Жыл бұрын
0:10 missed opportunity to put “WAKE UP” from Chop Suey
@SammaRay6259
2 жыл бұрын
Seymour, the house is on fire! No mother it’s just lights in the distance.
@onkelpappkov2666
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think I'm simple. I saw the "lights in the distance are lights in the distance" tautology coming from a mile away, I even said it out loud, and still I laughed like a dork when it happened. Good stuff.
@ccateni28
2 жыл бұрын
Still better than the youtube express 2. and its shorter and without Hugh Newtron and that one kid everyone keeps memeing via cameos.
@DylanRobins-v4n
Жыл бұрын
This is edited so well that I can’t remember what the original lines are
@Trathaal
2 жыл бұрын
The RingFit bit got me. You Gay, too. Sus ending song ties it all up in a nice little bow. Thanks for the best Christmas gift I could have ever asked for ❤️
@ForestBoyProductions
2 жыл бұрын
2:17 how the HELL does Numberer1 do those incredibly believable text edits?!?!
@Numberer1
2 жыл бұрын
King Pin Tracker from Maxon/Red Giant to track the image, and I just grab a screencap from the source video and use Content Aware fill in Photoshop to remove the original text :)
@ForestBoyProductions
2 жыл бұрын
@@Numberer1 You say it like it's not some of the best tracking I've ever seen XD Thanks for answering!
@EdolasMystogan
2 жыл бұрын
"UwU the whistle blows, thats the sound of her yiffing". I didnt know i needed this line sung in my life lol.
@Lycantori
2 жыл бұрын
1:23 I LOST IT
@red-hot
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the train has any brakes
@tripwire3992
2 жыл бұрын
Just a hunch but it might do, (check again I'm unsure)
@alextrin683
2 жыл бұрын
"UwU the whistle blows" had me in a fit of laughter, thank you so much XD
@TheSpleefist
2 жыл бұрын
Honey, wake up! Numberer1 made a sequel to 'Train'!
@WishMakerDX
2 жыл бұрын
4:18 you heard it folks, next up is another colder ytp
@20kilogramsofbigmac
2 жыл бұрын
Finally
@jakespacepiratee3740
2 жыл бұрын
The Forest was very very old.
@arandomweeb1890
2 жыл бұрын
Incase you missed the title changing at the beginning, heres what it said: He Pox Plasters, Leash Expert Pros, Hapless Exporter, Relaxes Prophets
@amberhernandez
2 жыл бұрын
There's little edits here that I love, most notably the whistle being turned into the brake. Having not seen the movie in a whiiiiiiile, I actually had to double check if that was the brake; very smoothly done!!
@edgytoucan3444
Жыл бұрын
this is a movie that holds a great importance to me and my family and I can successfully say both of your ytps of it nearly made me spit my drink out because of how funny they were
@Mr123louis321
2 жыл бұрын
UWU the whistle blows That’s the sound of her Yiffing DING DING DING DING DING DING woooah
@shadophaxx2401
3 күн бұрын
You coming?
@vedji1857
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey what gives, It was 4 minutes to midnight 5 minutes ago!" "exACTLY!" *shoots him*
@TheAc220
2 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe how perfectly executed this video was. I could not stop laughing at the end! That song is a masterpiece
@Spikey100000
2 жыл бұрын
You never miss but this was exceptionally exceptional. You literally get better every time. “Those are the rules…” 😂
@mechomo
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect Christmas YTP’s make me feel like nothing can ruin the rest of my year.
@anothereditingchannel2164
2 жыл бұрын
2:46 i really wasn't prepared for that
@HawkmoonaMatata
2 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck this made me laugh so hard. This felt like an OG KZitem Poop. I really appreciate you keeping stuff like this alive Numberer1. Nothing quite like it.
@hurricanefury439
2 жыл бұрын
0:58 that joke ruined my life.
@tankmanled2874
2 жыл бұрын
3:56 I swear I heard GlaDos
@Prismatic_Pixie
2 жыл бұрын
Watched this with my girlfriend, we were laughing all the way through. The brake whistle switcharoo was her favorite. Merry holidays over in hot Australia Numberer1 :D
@jesperwartooth274
2 жыл бұрын
This gets me everytime @2:01
@kylegamer2429
Жыл бұрын
2:02 *_E X A C T L Y_* _(Shoots jesperwartooth274)_
@gionnijohnson408
11 ай бұрын
@@kylegamer2429lol!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ughidunno2495
2 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS TRAIN WAS MY FAVOURITE THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER
@BigM33100
2 жыл бұрын
Your fiance has a sick taste in humour. Tell them to keep it up.
@Steeleheart08
9 ай бұрын
i have to watch both these vids every year or it aint a merry chris
@princetbug
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what you mean by "doesn't understand comedy" I was laughing at the thumbnail already. Also there are some pretty well executed jokes in here. Thanks to your fiance
@nunyabeeswax7111
2 жыл бұрын
i think it is a reference to/a quote of one comment on one of the older videos
@michaelblackwell2732
2 жыл бұрын
“people hang friends and family” I’m dyinggg
@MarioSonic46
2 жыл бұрын
0:04 The Polar Express He Pox Plasterers Leash Expert Pros Hapless Exporter Relaxes Prophets
@mapufacturer3318
2 жыл бұрын
1:46: Why is this so funny to me? 😂
@themiddleman5763
2 жыл бұрын
Once again I am following the annual custom of liking a Numberer1 video before watching it
@yuna2381
Жыл бұрын
"Do you see those lights in the distance?" "They look like lights in the distance." "That, is lights in the distance."
@brian_ego
2 жыл бұрын
You made the original in 3 hours, how much time did you spend on this one?
@Numberer1
2 жыл бұрын
Probably....four hours. I was a little less restrictive this time. Although most of the effort was on the song at the end. Damn good fun :D
@sneakingegg9424
2 жыл бұрын
I have been forced to watch this movie so many times in school, so you don’t know how joyed I was to see a little change
@hunterwalker4256
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for keeping ytp's alive and making them still good
@ethanvillasuso1206
2 жыл бұрын
This is a bloody hilarious YTP, Numberer1
@big_cheese2369
2 жыл бұрын
1:27 is my new anthem ✨✋😤🎶
@reagansido5823
2 жыл бұрын
1:00 You know, those screams kind of sound like train whistles.
@shruggedbread85sdbd2
2 жыл бұрын
During December. When I saw this YTP, it got me back into the Christmas Spirit. I give this YTP a 10/10
@Skinnylandia
2 жыл бұрын
The ending song was so emotional I cried a few times
@BenTheTiger131
2 жыл бұрын
Only two Deaths but they made me laugh so hard, 2:02 and 2:46
@alligatorqueen9438
2 жыл бұрын
3:04 what the music? The real music and not parody.
@frylock6403
2 жыл бұрын
thank you for this christmas miracle numberer, you never fail to amaze us with your incredible comedy
@lastfirst5863
2 жыл бұрын
0:35 I love this, everything is a brake except the whistle, so he pulls the whistle and the train brakes 🤣
@Morton1214
2 жыл бұрын
This might be the hardest i've laughed at a ytp in 10 years, thank you, very cool
@mathieuleader8601
2 жыл бұрын
The uncanny motion capture faces enhances the humour
@theadventurousboi9609
9 ай бұрын
"people hang friends and family" what kind of christmas would that be?
@ZeroWinger
2 жыл бұрын
Wishing you both a happy marriage!!
@fatfriend22
2 жыл бұрын
That ending song had me dying the whole time 😆
@zachattack5414
2 жыл бұрын
“You see those lights in the distance, they look like lights in the distance” I think we all know where this is going
@Sleestiq
2 жыл бұрын
That song at the end was awesome
@henrik971
2 жыл бұрын
"Those lights in the distance, they look like lights in the distance. THERE👉 Is lights in the distance"😂😂 Well he's not wrong🤣
@theinternetruinedeverything
2 жыл бұрын
lights in the distance. Those are the faces of evil
@hansonel
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Kohler Express. It's a Crispmas classic!
@DeceivingStareYTP
2 жыл бұрын
The best joke of this entire YTP is the video length give or take a second
@huskieeyes9519
2 жыл бұрын
1:23 Resonated deeply with me on a spiritual level
@jay_baycura
2 жыл бұрын
It’s 3:06 AM as I write this. I’ve gone from watching actual videos of Amtrak trains to this. Lord help me and my mental sanity.
@BeagleBageler
2 жыл бұрын
2:56
@ThemeParkChomp
2 жыл бұрын
Ok you won me back with this one, I forgot I existed for a moment watching that musical finale
@wadimek116
2 жыл бұрын
Litteraly best YTP on whole youtube. All jokes are thought through no random effects ^^ Awesome job
@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
2 жыл бұрын
This is your Brain on Train.
@bluestaticz5375
2 жыл бұрын
"you'll wonder if you'll get there soon, no..." I was dying laughing oh my god 😂😂
@the42project_II
2 жыл бұрын
It’s weird how this film along with Monster House is making a resurgence as of lately, with a whole new generations of kids to be plagued by these films, but yet ‘Mars Needs Moms’ is left in the dust. Speaking of which, you should make one of that film.
@figo3554
2 жыл бұрын
I watch this movie almost every Christmas eve. It is my childhood, and you made it even better.
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