Yugi and Kaiba battle with cards, words, and financial reasoning. Sad Yu-Gi-Oh rendition: • Sad SoundTrack Yu Gi o... Second channel: @Solidusjj Patreon: / solidjj
“Yugi, you idiot. The police run meta!” “Oh no!” THAT. IS. GOLD. Solid JJ you win.
2 жыл бұрын
At that point I had to unlike the video so I could like it again.
@uiopikytnie7336
2 жыл бұрын
Did you rally just said "JJ" instead of "GG"
@hen6257
2 жыл бұрын
Nah he said the full channel name
@OGVade
2 жыл бұрын
@@uiopikytnie7336 rally
@RogueEnthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
@@uiopikytnie7336 solid jj is the channel name
@cgomfilms3370
2 жыл бұрын
“I’d rather die a broke bitch than lose to you, Kaiba” Best fucking phrase I’ve ever heard. I shall apply it to my friends on Monopoly.
@Thintech1
2 жыл бұрын
You can't win in Monopoly by going broke though.
@generalmountain3780
2 жыл бұрын
@@Thintech1 you'd be surprised
@Thintech1
2 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Dwyer No, you lose all of your property if you become broke.
@nickkohlmann
2 жыл бұрын
The only real way to win is to call out the revolution and flip the game board.
@OidBuddy
2 жыл бұрын
@@Thintech1 You forgot the option to trade. For example, my friend and I had little argument so he decided to give away all his property to my other friend so I could lose as I was about to win.
@dragonmster4473
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kaiba isn’t like “No man they’ll just shoot ya.” Or “they don’t care about stupid kids games” just the fact they run meta is enough
@rizzwan-42069
2 жыл бұрын
what does run meta mean i have searched on google but i can't find anything
@dragonmster4473
2 жыл бұрын
@@rizzwan-42069 Basically, unlike the simple original Yu Gi Oh with just monsters spells and traps, nothing that special to differentiate each monster type other than fusion monsters. But the current meta has all these weird as special monsters, such a synchro monsters and similar stuff.
@xernobell7845
2 жыл бұрын
@@rizzwan-42069 pay to win decks
@skeletonwar4445
2 жыл бұрын
@@xernobell7845 That's not even close to what it means.
@skeletonwar4445
2 жыл бұрын
@@rizzwan-42069 Meta is an abbreviation for "Most Effective Tactic Available" and it just means they play the strongest decks that exist at the moment.
@tyrelllloyd3257
2 жыл бұрын
The police running meta is so stupidly funny
@iantaran2843
2 жыл бұрын
Right ! I was dying when he said that.
@puppieslovies
2 жыл бұрын
It explains how they get anything done in a world built around card games
@christiana5453
2 жыл бұрын
I didnt really catch that could you explain what that means?
@Anans1_Spyd3r
2 жыл бұрын
@@christiana5453 Meta are the most hyper competitive aspects of any game like fighters but in this case Yugioh. It means their decks are the most optimal pairing of cards for the highest win rates against almost most match ups.
@valhalanguardsman2588
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there was like 1 dude in the entire history of police who ran the least optimized deck but never lost a battle
@dedbot9872
2 жыл бұрын
Yami is the average Yu-Gi-Oh player: Running DM Doesn't know how to math Doesn't read card effects Tries tricking his opponents into forfeiting
@driplerthadripper
2 жыл бұрын
Bricks because he uses legacy decks
@kraevorn7483
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he can do modern day math. Considering he’s from ancient Egypt.
@vappyreon1176
2 жыл бұрын
@@kraevorn7483 yeah they couldn't really multiply and divide iirc
@MultiTheGamerman
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Yami was the guy from my local.
@Ghostvertigo
2 жыл бұрын
They were just really good at addition & subtraction, measurement & geometric stuff for say building pyramids using a life size grid on the ground & using shadows to make sure it lined up 😳 LOL
@xdragoonzero0
2 жыл бұрын
I like the implication that most people in the Duel Monsters world don't play meta decks, to the point where Yugi believes he could casually win Tournaments for the rest of his life, and even him and Kaiba don't play meta decks. Like running a meta deck is so looked down on that the only people who run them are people who literally have to.
@rdsasuke1
2 жыл бұрын
Very good worldbuilding imo.
@juksleo6257
2 жыл бұрын
I mean yugioh is built upon the concept that your deck is your entire personality, so it makes sense that anyone running meta would be looked at as something like a sell out or mindless sheep
@kissconsider
2 жыл бұрын
Yea id imagine the police only run meta while on the clock so they can resolve the situation as fast as possible
@nikolaitheundying
2 жыл бұрын
I know right, isn't that great? Now time for some master duel while playing my red-eyes deck!
@ΆγγελοςΜορικης
2 жыл бұрын
What are meta decks?
@Hidreomo
2 жыл бұрын
Yami: “I play Dark Magician in attack mod and set 3 cards” IRS: *Normal summons Aleister* Yami: “F*ck this just take me in already”
@sponks1337
2 жыл бұрын
@Speak Good ???
@Vincentgmd42
2 жыл бұрын
@@sponks1337 ITS A SPAM BOT
@genericusername3334
2 жыл бұрын
@@sponks1337 Its a bot
@alsparkproductions7849
2 жыл бұрын
That one moment when I expected a funny reply but only got people mentioning the bot
@ryanbauer3680
2 жыл бұрын
The Joker, holding 10 years of tax returns and receipts while texting his ex(Harley) if he can claim Bud and Lou(their hyenas) as dependents as he got them for more then the partial custody he was allocated for them during the last tax year: "First time?"
@vanatos8989
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba: "Yugi, you just can't live off of Card Games!" The sheer irony of this statement from Kaiba of all people.
@BRAZILIAN_MIKU
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure KC isnt focused on cards as their main source of income, its just their side stuff that they do probably for advertising like red bull's street fighter invitational Correct if im wrong its been ages since i watched the show Edit: ok guys, KC is exclusively about yugioh stuff, y'all don't need to correct me any further
@patrickzantomaster
2 жыл бұрын
KC is a toy manufacturer and Kaiba invests into stocks
@MyShiroyuki
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba made sure you CAN live off card games in the future.
@laatmaasquanariin3945
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't Kaiba control all the tech for the game? Like sure Pegasus made the game but Kaiba invented all the peripherals and holograms...
@SuperKratosgamer
2 жыл бұрын
@@BRAZILIAN_MIKU He is, hes the one who is selling hologram field for duels.
@SilverHyozanryu
2 жыл бұрын
I love that jj did the research about meta to learn what hand traps and link monsters are, but not how metalmorph actually works.
@Nuclearburrit0
Жыл бұрын
You have too much faith in Kaiba's ability to follow the rules
@kasaix_yt
Жыл бұрын
Screw the rules he has money
@TheMS991
Жыл бұрын
Target 1 face-up monster on the field; equip this card to that target. It gains 300 ATK/DEF. If it attacks, it gains ATK equal to half the ATK of the attack target, during damage calculation only. From Yugioh wiki? That's what Kaiba did...kinda :P
@SilverHyozanryu
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMS991 It only gives the half attack boost if your monster is attacking, kaibas monster was the one being attacked :)
@TheMS991
Жыл бұрын
@@SilverHyozanryu Yeah, so he "Kinda got it" :P Silly Kaiba.
@R3fug333
2 жыл бұрын
"Yugi, you can't live off of card games." Kaiba Corp and Industrial Illusions would like a word.
@weebjeez
Жыл бұрын
In fairness, that is card game accessories and card game manufacturing, respectively. Yugi's trying to make money off winning the card games.
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
@@weebjeez I get the feeling Yugi's humoring him. Normal Yugi aims to become a game designer (and is shown to be in school still around DSOD, I believe) and Yami Yugi (Atem) is an ancient pharaoh who's going to pass on soon (meaning he's rich and won't need to worry about the law as *he is the law)*
@weebjeez
Жыл бұрын
@@LordTyph except that's different. Designing a game is fundamentally different from making a living by *playing* a game. And having been rich, back when you were alive? Doesn't help in the current world, where your body has no claim to your fortune. Like what?
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
@@weebjeez I'm saying he's humoring him by playing along with this whole thing. Yugi already has his life in order and Kaiba will go on to obsess over the card game because he wants a salty runback.
@weebjeez
Жыл бұрын
@@LordTyph and I'm saying that what you said was incredibly unclear, and even at that point, he's not talking to Yugi here, only Atem. And Atem is the King of Games. Atem is the one who wants to just play games for a living. Because as a royal, he doesn't know anything different. It was literally how he spent his life. And this fact is the entire premise of the video: that Atem never once considered that his lifestyle was not sustainable.
@billyweed835
2 жыл бұрын
"Yugi, you can't live off of card games." Kaiba, you literally re-structured your entire family business around selling trading cards and holographic monster projectors. Your entire life has been one long quest to make everyone in the world just as obsessed with trading cards as you are, so in a way, this is your fault.
@Jo-bs2uu
2 жыл бұрын
he suceeded too. the entire economy of the future is a children's card game
@xuklysc
2 жыл бұрын
he literally mounted a whole space program just to seek out intelligent life out there and teach them to duel
@burnoutcat2387
2 жыл бұрын
I mean he also develops technologies and a bit of robotics on the side right?
@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta
2 жыл бұрын
@@xuklysc Not to mention invading the afterlife just to duel.
@thegoodoldays911
2 жыл бұрын
Remember when kaiba broke into the afterlife to get his salty runback?
@dominoomino3492
Жыл бұрын
"I'd rather die a broke bitch than lose to you Kaiba." I fucking love that sentence
@RandomUser11170
2 жыл бұрын
They call it Yugi-Oh because Yugi always says "Oh" when he learns what math is
@pablomiranda7657
2 жыл бұрын
help
@LewisMac11
2 жыл бұрын
yugi- Oh.
@henkgaming1232
2 жыл бұрын
My guy can you stop being in every damn comment section of every video i watch?
@ChompyMaster
2 жыл бұрын
50% of replies are bots? Let's fix that
@RandomUser11170
2 жыл бұрын
@@henkgaming1232 :)
@weareharbinger914
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta!" "No way!" This makes complete sense in this world. Literally everything is solved with card games. If you want a bank loan and are denied you can probably challenge the banker to a duel.
@nekomajinc335
2 жыл бұрын
You would have to challenge the banker to even apply for the loan.
@requiem6465
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you think you beat the IRS in a duel after getting your board ready and then they just Nibiru you.
@librariviera4581
2 жыл бұрын
Well the police in 5ds certainly weren’t running meta.
@carpedm9846
2 жыл бұрын
In 5ds, one of the security system's is hacked by completing a duel puzzle. So you can probably duel to get a better deal at the market.
@scrapkingkeita3825
2 жыл бұрын
@@librariviera4581 They did run Goyo Guardian, who WAS one of the best early Synchros tho
@PurplePotangler
2 жыл бұрын
I like how going to an unmarked island to save your grandpa's soul from a lunatic millionaire is actually a valid excuse for 3 days of absence.
@iam-retarded-but
2 жыл бұрын
You mean billionaire?
@sarahmellinger3335
2 жыл бұрын
I mean it is basic family death time off.
@lusterlessnova3199
2 жыл бұрын
Now I can't help but imagine just how common that must be at this school.
@HitTheFan16
2 жыл бұрын
@@iam-retarded-but you were the kid that reminded the teacher of homework weren't you
@reesewhittington6778
2 жыл бұрын
They just thought someone forced him to do drugs.
@honeychi93
2 жыл бұрын
I think we all know Kaiba saying all of this just to distract Yugi from the fact that Metalmorph second ability to add half of your opponent attack point only happened when you attack with it not when you get attacked
@matthewzeller5026
2 жыл бұрын
Thank God, it's been a while since I've played so I thought I was going crazy for a sec. Kaiba you sneaky SOB 😂
@ryandennison8754
2 жыл бұрын
Yugi even notes this when dueling against Johnny Steps! No wonder he dropped out of school!
@Clyde975
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@four-en-tee
2 жыл бұрын
Accepted game state
@eljoel89
2 жыл бұрын
This was my first thought. Kaiba's cheating. Everyone cheats in the original series.
@diogenese7054
2 жыл бұрын
This duel was the reason why we have a Duel Academy.
@opaaaalgahawy5475
2 жыл бұрын
I forgot that thing existed lmao
@colmecolwag
2 жыл бұрын
Ysee now Im just imagining off screen is Jaden and co taking all the important classes like science and history recontexualized as card games because Kaiba knows thats the only way kids are going to actually pay attention to it anymore
@ashikjaman1940
2 жыл бұрын
@@colmecolwag I think Chemistry was literallly Bastion's deck
@yedffgd
Жыл бұрын
I love the irony of Kaiba, the man who never got over duel monsters to the point of opening MULTIPLE schools around the world dedicated solely to the game and blowing millions of dollars blasting cards designed by a child into space, telling Yugi he can't make the game his entire life and he should focus on his education.
@theboneknight4952
Жыл бұрын
He probably had an education
@Sewblon
Жыл бұрын
tbf to Kaiba, Kaiba still goes to school, and he runs the company that makes the holographic projectors for the monsters. So Kaiba managed to turn his obsession with dual monsters into a legitimate business and still make time for his education.
@VicStrange9
Жыл бұрын
my man probably managed to become valedictorian in a matter of days so no one would ever bother him again and could go back to focussing on getting back his albino waifu something I respect
@Ndasuunye
Жыл бұрын
i think the difference is, he only intended for 1, maybe 3 schools. He eventually passed away and now the world is ruled by duel monsters. Meanwhile they were born outside the duel matrix so they had more opportunities. And yugi alledgedly isn't taking them.
@lukeskywalker987
Жыл бұрын
It gets even better when you remember his backstory and that he has absolutely NO IDEA how the stock market works.
@21Raph___A
2 жыл бұрын
"You can't live off of card games!" That one guy who got a 5 pack of Charizard cards: Are you sure about that?
@ChompyMaster
2 жыл бұрын
Or like a super old like 1800 60hp Pokemon that's worth 4000 dollars cuz it's still in good condition. eCoNoMy
@chesterstevens8870
2 жыл бұрын
Back in highschool a guy I knew was getting out of M:tG, just gave me boxes and boxes of his old cards. He had shit from Ice Age and Arabian Nights in those boxes, hyper rare first runs that never got reprinted. If those cards weren't later ruined in a hurricane I could have flipped them and never worked another day again.
@Raximus3000
2 жыл бұрын
I think you forget the planet they live on! Pegasus literaly offered how much as a prize to a tournament?
@SuperShortAndSweet
2 жыл бұрын
@@chesterstevens8870 strange things happen when you go around the twist :3
@dylanbuchanan6511
2 жыл бұрын
@@chesterstevens8870 man…I REALLY feel sorry for you unironically. Hate that useless card board couldn’t be converted into shekels
@DallySkyeAnims
2 жыл бұрын
"You can't live off card games"? This is coming from the guy literally transforming the world into a card-game based society and gotten rich beyond our wildest dreams from it.
@ophhate
2 жыл бұрын
for real
@Fungo4
2 жыл бұрын
Crazy thing is he's just partnering with the guy who actually MADE the game.
@simplyrin210
2 жыл бұрын
Well, Kaiba only said Yugi cant do it, doesnt mean he cant
@syn9669
2 жыл бұрын
nice
@ChaosInfinityProductions
2 жыл бұрын
But Kaiba was Rich before he changed the whole economy to center around his hobby. He got MORE rich because of that, but he never exactly "lived off of card games", not hi, not Seto Kaiba.
@TheAdvertisement
2 жыл бұрын
I love the "police run meta" joke not because they play so scummily, but because it implied the Yu-Gi-Oh world is like a Pokemon world where literally every conflict is settled with card battles.
@Illegiblescream
Жыл бұрын
It makes more sense in pokemon, since we can assume that they're integrated as partners and tools at every level, and have real measurable effects. Your Lucario could absolutely swat bullets out of the air, and Protect might take some hits. Healing moves might let you ignore bullets and other weapons, so the only option is to have a stronger Pokémon. But what are you gonna do in Yu Gi Oh if someone pull out the blicky? Can Yugi challenge the bullet to a shadow game? Later on we see physical effects from duel spirits and such, but the original series is just a few jackasses with magic items running around, and none of them grant immunity to Samuel Colt.
@thetimebinder
Жыл бұрын
ARC-V would like to introduce itself.
@MotorcycleCheetah
Жыл бұрын
Fucking challenge the bullet to a shadow game! XD The bullet runs Morphtronic.
@ItsMeStrider
Жыл бұрын
@@Illegiblescream kaiba beat armed guards with his cards, like, literally throwing them, but that's because he's like the batman of yugioh
@sacrecharlemagne2262
Жыл бұрын
@@Illegiblescream You say that but characters in Yu-Gi-Oh run across guys with guns somewhat regularly and they do pretty well for themselves. Bandit Keith tried mugging Pegasus and he just made Keith shoot himself in the head. Yugi was held at gunpoint and killed the man by challenging him to a penalty game. Bakura materialized a duel monster that proceeded to eat the armed guards chasing him. Marik not only has dozens of men with their own guns following his orders but can effortlessly control the mind of anyone who points a gun at him. Even Kaiba defeats opponents with guns by throwing chairs and fucking playing cards at them.
@proxy90909
2 жыл бұрын
The idea that the police "runs meta" is hilarious... And kinda nostalgic in some mental gymanstic way, the cards and effects mentioned as well as their attitude, essentialy tell us its the same Yugi and Kaiba playing their OG decks that are outdated yet they challenge each other with them instead of seeking newer more powerful cards and newer rules. Added to that Kaibas concern for yugi, its just two friends playing their old decks having fun like the old days, but the world is still moving on, in the end yugi is still a cheating bastard and I think Kaiba will apreciate that, with yugi steping down from dueling until he gets hes life together Kaiba is left wanting a rematch, ensuring that he will still want to play with yugi in the future and that they wont both lose interest as their life moves on
@comaiscool
2 жыл бұрын
This, all of this.
@DallySkyeAnims
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba saying the Police runs meta sounds like a fat lie when you saw them run garbage like Iron Chains and Ally of Justice lol. Maybe they've gotten too lax and roleplay-ey by the time of 5D's?
@TheCat_3
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's that deep dude
@plioksugo
2 жыл бұрын
@@DallySkyeAnims the cards got too expensive, and they could not afford for every cop to have a meta deck
@thegoodoldays911
2 жыл бұрын
@@DallySkyeAnims To be fair gate blocker in the context of turbo duels is an insane card.
@bldrun1504
2 жыл бұрын
"What about your taxes Yugi?" "Is that some sort of trap card i should negate?"
@olivererkuk1234
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes it is
@SassyCassie89
2 жыл бұрын
"I play welsey snipes in attack position!"
@YGeo
2 жыл бұрын
"Yugi they'll get you for tax fraud." "Wait is that a card with that Goblin guy on it?"
@ethanl5527
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba: Tax evasion is a crime, Yugi! Yugi: it's an OBLIGATION
@manoluigisupershow1411
2 жыл бұрын
"You gotta pay your damn taxes" "Will that improve my stats?"
@ultra6671
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about Kaiba saying the police run meta decks is especially funny when you remember that the police in 5D's specifically have decks meant to stop potential criminals from escaping from Turbo Duels, down to using Gate Blocker so they can't gain any more Speed Counters.
@dylanbuchanan6511
2 жыл бұрын
“And what if the banks get involved?” “I’ll challenge them to a duel!” “And what if the police get involved?” “I’ll challenge THEM to a duel!” Considering this LITERALLY happens in 5ds, that’s a legit strategy
@DallySkyeAnims
2 жыл бұрын
Though I question Kaiba on the police playing meta, when they played garbage like Iron Chains and Ally of Justice LOL.
@gameuniverse5973
2 жыл бұрын
@@DallySkyeAnims oh come on they did decent enough with those decks against Yusei who runs the junk archetype
@LongNguyen-oj2ji
2 жыл бұрын
@@DallySkyeAnims Trudge played Gojo gardian ,which was meta , its just that the rest of his deck suck
@meleefox3218
2 жыл бұрын
@Speak Good Garbage.
@plasmaoctopus1728
2 жыл бұрын
@@DallySkyeAnims I'd imagine it's a budgetary thing, they can't afford to have every officer run the expensive meta cards. Gotta watch out for the Sheriffs that probably would though 😂
@b4k
2 жыл бұрын
"My Gains half of the attack of any attacking mister" What a strange sentence, jj.
@EvilFuzzy9
2 жыл бұрын
Also not how the card actually works, lol. “Target 1 face-up monster on the field; equip this card to that target. It gains 300 ATK/DEF. *If it attacks*, it gains ATK equal to half the ATK of the attack target, during damage calculation only.”
@firepuppies4086
2 жыл бұрын
@@EvilFuzzy9 for all his math prowess, he's still a Yugioh player
@Fred-su4bq
2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else noticed
@nellewoodruff6337
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fred-su4bq Yup, it was on my mind the whole time. Yugi can't math, but Kaiba can't read lol
@cloudstrife532220
2 жыл бұрын
@@EvilFuzzy9 What's funny is an actual duelist made the same mistake, poor Johnny Steps.
@hawkleytomunculus228
2 жыл бұрын
I physically can't stop myself from cracking up at the delivery of "this is it".
@xryurax
2 жыл бұрын
I also love the delivery of "got back"
@Moromom22
2 жыл бұрын
In a world where a city was converted to an open dueling arena, I'm sure Yugi's plan is plausible.
@HaganeNoGijutsushi
2 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we can't arrest him. He won the duel fair and square. That means he has a legal right to a free crime."
@themonsterunderyourbed.7620
2 жыл бұрын
@@HaganeNoGijutsushi "no he didn't, he summoned summon skull without tributing! Get him!"
@gameuniverse5973
2 жыл бұрын
Huh yeah in 5ds you challenge the police in a duel and if you win their bikes go offline i mean it fair since they force those people too get those yellow lines on their face
@jadenbryant9283
2 жыл бұрын
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 " but hes the main character so we cant do anything rules are rules"
@animeking1357
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta." A truly terrifying sentence.
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
They're also inept at it, one guy beat them with Skull Servants.
@GrimmBones
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba: "Yugi, you can't just live off of card games." Yugi: "And you are doing...what, exactly?"
@jose.lfurtado6245
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba: "I own an entire industry of card games."
@ian9050
2 жыл бұрын
ackually, Kaiba owns a corporation on top of being a first rank duelist lol
@GrimmBones
2 жыл бұрын
@@ian9050 I know, that was my point. His whole corporation is solely revolving around a card game.
@kasaix_yt
2 жыл бұрын
@@GrimmBones so? Riot games is solely revolving around lol and even turned into a franchise with lor and the upcoming fighting game. I am pretty sure at this point kaiba corp already swallowed pegasus' company and the official distributor for a world wide popular game. Don't forget kids, if you have something good going on always branch out and franchise it!
@GrimmBones
2 жыл бұрын
@@kasaix_yt I feel like you're missing the point here. I never acted like there was something negative about the fact that Kaiba's whole corporation was based solely around a card game. The entire point was just the joke I made. He tells Yugi that he can't just live off of card games, when that's exactly what Kaiba does. Like, none of that was even supposed to be taken seriously, what the fuck. It's just a dumb joke I made late at night.
@Sorrelhas
2 жыл бұрын
"You can't live off of card games" I'm pretty sure your entire world revolves around card games Didn't you want to teach aliens how to duel?
@Lunarice98
2 жыл бұрын
That's future kaiba after he lost his mind.
@xuklysc
2 жыл бұрын
@@Lunarice98 bold of you to assume that the man who almost killed an old man for a card was sane from the start
@thegoodoldays911
2 жыл бұрын
@@xuklysc Remember when he chained joey to a literal serial killer called chop man? Good times. Kaiba is still insane post mind crush but pre mind crush he's comically evil
@69Kazeshini
2 жыл бұрын
@@thegoodoldays911 there was also that time on pegasus island where kaiba threatened to commit suicide if yugi doesn't forfeit the duel. He stood on the edge of the castle and stated that if yugi attacks him the shockwave from the "holographic" projection would push him off the castle.
@thegoodoldays911
2 жыл бұрын
@@69Kazeshini Yeah I think the direct quote in the original japanese is something like "slit my throat with your cards yugi"
@DSA2797
2 жыл бұрын
Seto “Build an elevator to Space” Kaiba telling Yugi to get his life together is surreal asf.
@Blaze_the_cat_
2 жыл бұрын
He built a private jet shaped like a blue eyes so
@ninjafrog6966
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but building an elevator to space is cool as fuck tho
@DarkkirbyKRPG
Жыл бұрын
He built an elevator/portal to the after life and kinda killed himself for a salty runback, and he told Yugi to get his life together lmao
@Sewblon
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Yugi, going to an unmarked island to save your grandpa's soul from a lunatic millionaire really should excuse a week of absence. Its not like crazy rich people are going to alter their schedules to be convenient for students, or that you can just let them get away with your relative's souls.
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
Plus it was, like, an actual competition. I get the feeling it lets you slide there.
@ratman-f1b
Жыл бұрын
@@LordTyph yeah try telling your principal you were gone from school for a month to play card games see how that goes
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
@evanbates3062 how about a permission slip from a high ranking company?
@Sewblon
Жыл бұрын
@@LordTyph You mean a fortune 500 company? I don't think that that would impact the decision of most school administrators.
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
@Sewblon that's cute.
@Land_Of_The_Cliffs
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Kaiba didn’t deny that Yami could duel the police was hilarious to me.
@18skeltor
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba is always just right outside of pocket.
@santosic
2 жыл бұрын
Because in that world you can, and apparently the victor can just walk away xD
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, challenging the Police to a duel to earn your freedom is exactly how the future of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's works. This long dead Egyptian pharaoh was- _and still is-_ *many millennias* ahead of his time!
@mousepotatoliteratureclub
2 жыл бұрын
"I may be good at math, but man, the risk I took was uncalculated" - Seto Kaiba, probably
@lpfan4491
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta!" Suddenly, this is a 5DS meme instead. Also dang, Kaiba did not pay attention that Yami did not technically surrender yet.
@wksers_serks
2 жыл бұрын
I freaking lost it at: “Yugi, you idiot. The police run meta!” “Oh no!” Ofc the police would run meta...makes 100% sense xD!
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
So... they're meta slaves then. Making htem anti-meta bait.
@BuddMcAwesome
Жыл бұрын
It's canon in 5ds
@nerminpeskovic3439
Жыл бұрын
Kaiba lied, Officer Trudge never ran meta in yugioh 5ds 😂
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
@@nerminpeskovic3439 Too many people countering the meta decks.
@quantumchaos7549
Жыл бұрын
They’re the fun police
@Mr.Pancake-7092
Жыл бұрын
I love how kaibas argument isn’t that the police use guns, or that they have tazers, but that they run meta decks.
@shadowki5687
2 жыл бұрын
Yugi: kaiba your company has made this card game literally part of everyday life, just yesterday a guy got out of being arrested for murder... by winning a duel
@cannedcan9788
2 жыл бұрын
Me omw to KFC after being acquitted of my 305 charges of war crimes by beating the judge in a duel
@dylanbuchanan6511
2 жыл бұрын
@@cannedcan9788 All I can think of is a confused boomer in a wig watching some weirdo kid with a toy duel disk slamming cards down on it while screaming like an anime character.
@ProtoMario
2 жыл бұрын
I knew it was a trap the whole time, I was just waiting for it...
@martysmaps7411
2 жыл бұрын
Omg.... it's been years since I've watched a protomario video
@kozmo7
2 жыл бұрын
And for you, the most specialist of cookies Mint coco
@MOE13576
2 жыл бұрын
Guess what ?... you weren't the only one
@RickyRatte
2 жыл бұрын
1:36 is literally the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds
@rodolfoleon4538
2 жыл бұрын
So fun thing about the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! There’s like an actual economy based on the card game. I’m not joking and to me it’s actually confusing.
@herolumierelumanite1608
2 жыл бұрын
When you have tech that can render and animate all these cards and spells in real time and respond as fluidly, I can see why there would be.
@gameuniverse5973
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it is established in just the first series of Yu-Gi-Oh that rare cards are searched for and paid too get them
@catsndogs98
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean in the world of yugioh.
@rodolfoleon4538
2 жыл бұрын
@@catsndogs98 as in the Yu-Gi-Oh! Story in both the anime and manga. They actually have an economy based around the card game that surprisingly works for them.
@smaug6015
2 жыл бұрын
"I rather die a broke bitch then lose to you." I'm deceased lmfao
@ddog12359
2 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to go back and watch well done parodies like this after what happened. Rip Kazuki Takahashi
@SeeJade
2 жыл бұрын
Wait, what happened?
@sethshaffer681
Жыл бұрын
@@SeeJade didn't he die trying to save a kid from drowning or something like that.
@gabrielcarlobato3565
Жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@quinnv1905
Жыл бұрын
@Seth Shaffer it was a kid his thier mother and a soldier. He succeeded
@dreamwalking
2 жыл бұрын
Remember when Yugi-oh was a psychological horror manga instead of about card games? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@yourwifesboyfriend1485
2 жыл бұрын
It could've been both but Konami wanted that sweet sweet tcg money
@NuclearPoppi
2 жыл бұрын
Run that by me again, Pepperidge? Psychological horror?
@makutas-v261
2 жыл бұрын
Care to elaborate? I have never been interested in Yu Gi Oh but this has caught my attention
@jotheunissen9274
2 жыл бұрын
Season Zero was fun
@Zephyrs009
2 жыл бұрын
@@NuclearPoppi read the first 60 chapters of the Manga. Yami Yugi quite literally burns multiple people alive
@yaoyao9
2 жыл бұрын
Considering Kaiba's canonically known highest education level is middle school, this is even funnier. In theory if he went off to do Kaiba Corp business full time after Duelist Kingdom We'd have a president who never finished 10th grade.
@LongNguyen-oj2ji
2 жыл бұрын
its likely that he got home tutor and just go to school for fun
@dylanbuchanan6511
2 жыл бұрын
@@LongNguyen-oj2ji I like to picture him having never graduated middle school
@benjaminoechsli1941
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the insane part of the Pharaoh's plan is not challenging the police to a duel period, but rather that he thinks he can win when he does, is hilarious.
@TheAntiYuu
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Yugi was okay with everything until “The cops run Meta”
@four-en-tee
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly, Yugi hasn't heard of Skill Drain
@dylanbuchanan6511
2 жыл бұрын
@@four-en-tee and clearly THEY run feather duster
@theblan1k0ne
2 жыл бұрын
@@four-en-tee skill drain doesn't even work on dm. it's a vanilla lmao
@four-en-tee
2 жыл бұрын
@@theblan1k0ne No, Yugi would be the one running it, not the cops. The cops run Scythe.
@theblan1k0ne
2 жыл бұрын
@@four-en-tee should’ve clarified that 💀💀💀
@Pixelcraftian
2 жыл бұрын
_"Well, what happens if the banks get involved?"_ "I'll challenge them to a duel" _"And if they bring the police?"_ "I'll challenge the POLICE TO A DUEL TOO" I don't watch this show so I'm just gonna have to assume this is what happens
@tastethepainbow
2 жыл бұрын
It does in 5DS kinda
@HaluStorm
2 жыл бұрын
This is unironically the plot of 5Ds
@montywh
2 жыл бұрын
funnily enough, in the 5Ds series, the cops do indeed duel to catch criminals
@tuongpham7609
2 жыл бұрын
5d
@lt2660
2 жыл бұрын
In yugioh 5Ds theres an oppressive police state which confines thousands of people into living in poverty so that the ruling class can divert incoming magical disasters into the ghetto. They keep people there by defeating them in a card game, on a motorcycle.
@ctv186
Жыл бұрын
"You need to focus on your education." - the guy who established a school all about card games
@Hexie094
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta" this is incorrect, the police would be running some kind of stall deck so they can wait around 40 minutes before taking any real action
@YourDadsOnlyFan
2 жыл бұрын
All cops play Mine?
@3kojimbles895
2 жыл бұрын
topical
@thegoodoldays911
2 жыл бұрын
You joke but they do run floodgates like gate blocker.
@svcross-do
2 жыл бұрын
The best way to beat the police is playing clown control.
@devonesque5946
2 жыл бұрын
OOOOOH... OOOOOOH THAT BURNS.... GAWD DAYUMN.
@strongerthanever2039
2 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how "police runs meta" is the ultimate argument that convinces the pharaoh and is the funniest joke in this video.
@derpincorperated8644
2 жыл бұрын
Every single one of your videos the voice acting is perfect. It’s not 100% spot on with the characters voice but you capture the “essence” of everyone you voice and it really makes me happy
@kuraux56s59
2 жыл бұрын
The bizarre combination of the soundtrack from the japanese version, but still using impressions of the 4Kids dub for Kaiba and Yami Yugi was actually pretty charming!
@TheAzulmagia
2 жыл бұрын
Well, there was the uncut dub of Yu-Gi-Oh that did the same, short-lived as it was.
@kuraux56s59
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheAzulmagia Its a massive shame the uncut dub didnt quite manage to take off.
@bruhford3954
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheAzulmagia did they use the original Japanese name and script?
@jadenbryant9283
2 жыл бұрын
@@bruhford3954 sorta like for example thy call Joey Joey katsuya
@GlyntTheCat
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta" Now I'm imagining a police officer with a holstered ash blossom.
@SetSeth-yl6ke
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention a swat team with Red Reboot Shields and Nibiru bullets for their guns
@theblan1k0ne
2 жыл бұрын
They just yeet ash and pray that the opponent isn't into feet.
@greenlight4star
26 күн бұрын
I thought it was going to end on a heartwarming note for a moment. And then I remembered this is a Solid JJ video before the punchline even came.
@Kirbo710
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think the heart of the cards will help you escape the law
@MichaelAChristian1
2 жыл бұрын
Yugi would easily beat the supreme court in a duel, 5 on 1!
@outlaweddrifter5172
2 жыл бұрын
Yusei actually has, multiple times.
@SetSeth-yl6ke
2 жыл бұрын
Tell that to the Enforcers, which are basically just outlaws who escape the law.....by a goddamn card game
@aben1466
2 жыл бұрын
simply just summon exodia
@MichaelAChristian1
2 жыл бұрын
@@aben1466 That's why Weevil got rid of Exodia first!
@xXoutcxstii
2 жыл бұрын
2:37 that got me good. I wasn't expecting that
@Xynox136
Жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahahah "link monsters & hand traps, all kinds of goofy shit." - Kaiba
@MyShiroyuki
2 жыл бұрын
Atem can charge Kaiba for every duel he loses against him. Kaiba’s pride would make sure he’d pay the price and be a repeat customer. Then he’d be set for life.
@flyer3154
2 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather die a broke bitch than loose to you Kaiba" Yugi has his standards right
@smpandlox
2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure metalmorph’s second effect only comes into play when “YOU” are the one attacking. Not when something attacks it.
@KatsuRyu
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba - Screw the rules, I have money!
@presidentstone7359
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it only works when the equipped monster does the attacking, not the one being attacked.
@ComicalRealm
2 жыл бұрын
Who here collected cards in their younger years because they were cool but never knew how to play?
@BradyBaseball13
2 жыл бұрын
⬅️
@MrSircharles05
2 жыл бұрын
I collected Pokémon, Magic, Digimon, Dragonball Z and Yugioh cards. DragonBall Z and Yugioh were the only one I could play
@dylanbuchanan6511
2 жыл бұрын
I remember summoning my Shining Flare Wingman against my little brother and then I told him he could use the spiderweb field spell to switch it to def. Aaaahhhh, good times
@godeaterxd405
2 жыл бұрын
"I'll challenge the police to a duel!" *GOING FAST, MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE, MY HEART BEATS, IN HYPERDRIVE-*
@MrSolus-ls6us
2 жыл бұрын
Love that show
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
*DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN* *ONLY IF I LOSE* *JUST LET DESTINY CHOOSE*
@justagiantnerd8001
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god it makes so much sense now
@someone_else2876
Жыл бұрын
...What?
@justagiantnerd8001
Жыл бұрын
@@someone_else2876 5ds reference. The cops played card games to keep the impoverished people in the slums while favoring the rich. It's really good, my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh series. Check it out if you have Hulu and time
@gamemasterultima
Жыл бұрын
I cannot understate how loudly I EXPLODED when Kaiba explained that the police run Meta.
@mihaimorar2043
2 жыл бұрын
"Yugi, you can't live off of card games!" Kaiba would rather die than say this.
@lewstherintelamon244
Жыл бұрын
He never said *he* couldn't, only that Yugi wouldn't be able to.
@grimshock6983
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba is the same. He just has enough money to fix his mistakes. -An elevator to space. -A tournament and giving away high tech hologram projectors for free -Blowing up an island -An aerodynamically stupid dragon jet
@MB-yk1qk
2 жыл бұрын
tssss! You are just jelious because you dont have your own awsome dragon jet!
@avaregehidenorifan7630
2 жыл бұрын
@@MB-yk1qk what begin too salty you cant blow up an island afther loseing a duel dose to a mf (while flying away in your blue eyes jet laughing)
@MeilynMei
2 жыл бұрын
kaiba had so much pride in himself, he dispel magic that banish other people to other dimension with pride alone.... not suprised he could do those things.
@aben1466
2 жыл бұрын
@@MB-yk1qk yeah i am fucking jealous that’s cool as hell
@grimshock6983
2 жыл бұрын
@@MB-yk1qk Yeah I’m jealous he gets to be shot down in airspace, because when that thing shows up, they’re going to think it’s a new weapon and shoot it down like racist cops. Shoot first, plead that it looked dangerous, and get cancelled
@DarioKalen_Kagenui
Жыл бұрын
"The police run meta" and Yugi's reactions is still one of my favourite moments in your videos. 😂
@93003ayo
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta" lol
@HPMCCPooTis
2 жыл бұрын
Do the police in that world even play by the card game rules? Or just work like ordinary cops?
@nadroji6549
2 жыл бұрын
@@HPMCCPooTis Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. Even Pokémon the police use Pokémon, so it’s not too far to assume that they do.
@chinodrisdino
2 жыл бұрын
@@HPMCCPooTis The police operate with Verte still unbanned.
@underpressure1954
2 жыл бұрын
@@HPMCCPooTis normal cops even if they still carry decks around for some reasons
@shinobix4925
2 жыл бұрын
This video was this close having a wholesome ending, damn you Solid JJ
@BlandoGaming
Жыл бұрын
The final twist really got me good.
@dragonwolfy7599
2 жыл бұрын
Love how Kaiba of all people even encouraged Yugi to be a better man and even accepted that friends matter and winning isn't everything. . . . Till Yugi just shut it down.
@18skeltor
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I have to do this *MIND CRUSH* Kaiba: WHYYYYYYYY YUGI????
@Devil-Damon
2 жыл бұрын
yami cough atem
@pretzelrojo
2 жыл бұрын
2:46 just love how this ended
@Waltuhhhhhh
2 жыл бұрын
2:27 It's not always about winning... It's about the Mets baby! Love the Mets! Alright baby let's go get a home run! Love the Mets, let's go Mets!
@True_Angelo
2 жыл бұрын
COME ON BABY GET A HOME RUN BABY, COME ON METS!!!
@DillyDinslePickle
Ай бұрын
And here comes the pitcher on the field...aiming his...his wrist in the perfect angle...he throws the ball...and that's a homerun.
@CherObv
21 күн бұрын
I dont think thats how baseball works@DillyDinslePickle
@allover9745
23 күн бұрын
bro playing yugioh taught me math more than elementary school
@JarvisBaileyVA
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta" That's a world I wouldn't mind living in.
@Drojam1
2 жыл бұрын
Yugi tricking Kaiba into surrendering and then gloating was hilarious
@analysissel
2 жыл бұрын
"You will RUE the day you fooled me" has such raw delivery, underappreciated
@todt1112
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect is the only word to describe this
@calebrobbins6406
2 жыл бұрын
jj constantly making childhood cartoon characters have existential crises is my new favourite genre of content
@cromanticheer
2 жыл бұрын
The whole exchange with Yami being bad at math was hilarious.
@d-manthemagnificent3020
2 жыл бұрын
It’s time To d-d-d-destroy Kaibai with facts and logic
@krizwatcher
2 жыл бұрын
1:07 - Says the guy who goes bonkers over losing a children's card game.
@totoro_0__0_3
2 жыл бұрын
Other than laughing my ass off, that sentimental version of the usually loud and energetic yu-gi-oh! bgm just brought back lots of memories ..from 2005-06... 🥺
@Gr3n1nja05
2 жыл бұрын
1:38 i like how this implies that he can duel the police,it s just that he can t beat them
@gameuniverse5973
2 жыл бұрын
Well in 5ds it shows you can duel the police
@theblan1k0ne
2 жыл бұрын
@@gameuniverse5973 Then again, the police ran pre-eratta goyo guardian
@hunterr.3288
2 жыл бұрын
“The police run meta” lol
@Jay-mq2ng
Жыл бұрын
Kaiba saying “Yugi you can’t only live off card games.” After him saying the infamous… “If there is any intelligent life out there! Then let’s teach them how to duel!” On the dualities of kaiba
@GeorgeDCowley
Жыл бұрын
I saw that.
@nagaking07
2 жыл бұрын
When you consider how the later series go, making a living off card-games is perfectly feasible.
@arx3516
2 жыл бұрын
Yugi's alter-ego is a pharaoh, he can just go to Egypt, have himself reinstated as the legitimate monarch, and live the rest of his life on a palace on the shore of the Nile. Besides, in Yugi's world Duel Monster is a sport more popular than football, he can becone a pro.
@WolfGr33d
2 жыл бұрын
"Yugi, you gotta focus on your education!" The 'education' in this world: Welcome to Duel Academy!
@tropicalpenguin4668
2 жыл бұрын
they had several standard courses like history and math though, duel academy was just high school but with card games
@jotheunissen9274
2 жыл бұрын
YGOTAS said this too (this is not the exact dialogue) Yugi/Atem: "You may have a large company and millions of dollars but I'm the vaguely titled king of games and in the end, isn't that what's the most important?"
@AraikSarkisyan
2 жыл бұрын
1:42 The best line for each yugiboomer.
@spiderninja211
2 жыл бұрын
“I’d rather die a broke b*tch than lose to you, Kaiba” F*cking died there.
@glitchedoom
2 жыл бұрын
Kaiba would know that Yugi's grandpa is getting up there in years, he almost killed him by playing a children's card game at him too hard.
@kindlingking
2 жыл бұрын
But Metalmorph only gets extra atk when the equipped monster attacks. So Kaiba should've lost, but he set this whole speech up make Yugi doubt himself and surrender but Yugi saw right through this and turned everything around! What a twist, he's truly the king of games.
@LordTyph
Жыл бұрын
Yugi also realized 'wait a minute, I'm still in school in Dark Side Of Dimensions and Atem's going to pass on soon anyway. Why are we buying into this stuff?'
@NoirEmperor18
2 жыл бұрын
1:14 best joke ever! It's funny because they don't pay anything to the winner. They just give him some packs. Yes even in nationals and world's (there may be a mat and a trophy too, but that is it)
@Smasher0404
2 жыл бұрын
That's only for Konami-sponsored tournaments. Duelist Kingdom explicitly had enough prize money for Joey to pay for Serenity's surgery.
@Nx57ytre
2 жыл бұрын
"I'll challenge the POLICE TO A DUEL TOO" That only works in the future/another universe
@canadiangopnik7007
2 жыл бұрын
"The police run meta!!!" I haven't laughed so hard in weeks dude
@Priinsu
2 жыл бұрын
2:00 He played the sad theme from the original JP OST. 😭😭😭
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