I made a third one! kzitem.info/news/bejne/up6rsXWLpmZ1eIY
@bukanIqbal375
8 ай бұрын
Thank you sm for Making the third one
@waterbottle195
8 ай бұрын
@@noneimportant3141 no
@AidanLahey
8 ай бұрын
Oh yes.
@C.U.N.Tahiti
7 ай бұрын
You sure did
@Ataim_
7 ай бұрын
I requst this in the fourth! “Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug”
@LucasGator2
9 ай бұрын
"This is a M16A1." *"It jams."* That one got me bad bro
@TheDumbBadger
8 ай бұрын
He sounded so sad when he said it.
@nevr4give220
8 ай бұрын
@@TheDumbBadger It jams :(
@cameronbartlett856
8 ай бұрын
This is understandable, a jamming gun is a sad gun
@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
8 ай бұрын
Sounds like tf2 sniper for some reason
@Jadg.pz.kpfw.CC64-2M-Jumbo
8 ай бұрын
Unlike my MG3-SG, an MG3 in 12 Gauge.
@HarryPortfelGaming
10 ай бұрын
This is a stug It stugs Comedy gold
@samsadowitz1724
9 ай бұрын
That's just short for "sturmgeschütz" it's a geschütz you Sturm with
@Eye5x5
9 ай бұрын
@@samsadowitz1724it also stugs
@TraustiGeir
9 ай бұрын
Why does that make me laugh?!
@samsadowitz1724
9 ай бұрын
@@Eye5x5 that it does
@ScudForEver
9 ай бұрын
Best one
@NezuTheRatGod
9 ай бұрын
I showed my German friend this and she hasn't stopped laughing for the last 10 minutes
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
7 ай бұрын
But her a beer for us, as she sounds awesome! 🍺
@Mandarinoooooo
4 ай бұрын
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEAs a german: Halt den Schnabel, Stereotypen-liebender Ami. Netter kann ich das jetzt aber echt nicht sagen, Leute.
@imdoingthisnowreally
2 ай бұрын
false, Germans don't laugh
@nightraven2975
2 ай бұрын
@imdoingthisnowreally Obviously, she must be Austrian.
@ZeSpyIsHere
2 ай бұрын
@@imdoingthisnowreally Deutscher Humor ist nicht zum Lachen
@kondesrades9405
9 ай бұрын
Being a German and hearing the wrong descriptions makes this 10 billion % funnier.
@no-lifenoah7861
2 ай бұрын
whats wrong with the descriptions?
@TheCencc
2 ай бұрын
Yeah no shit what did you expect from 4channers 😂 the descriptions are what americans think they are, not what they are @@iijj
@Unknown-be3fm
2 ай бұрын
Echt so 😂
@osadnik7580
2 ай бұрын
Jagdpanther is a Panther that jagds. Lederhosen is Hosen made of Leder. Flugzeugabwehrkanone is a Kanone for Abwehr from Flugzeugs. And Maschinengewehr is... a Maschine that Gewehrs? Also StuG is short for Sturmgeschütz, a Geschütz you sturm with.
@jensjurgens98
2 ай бұрын
This is german humourpolice. It is germans policed by humour.
@herolais781
10 ай бұрын
THIS IS A STUG IT STUGS BASED
@Prootgen
9 ай бұрын
Get stuged on
@AntiAzovIndividual
9 ай бұрын
@@ProotgenNOT AGAI-
@hazeltree7738
9 ай бұрын
Lil stug
@trdrudedude6099
8 ай бұрын
THE STUG was presented to you buy STUG FABRIK (it Fabrics THE STUG)
@onstorpanjur8537
8 ай бұрын
2000 likes and only 5 replies? lemme fix that
@whatscout78
9 ай бұрын
THIS IS A SPITFIRE IT FIRES SPIT
@m0-m0597
8 ай бұрын
THIS IS MY DIARRHÖ IT HÖS DIARR
@totallynotkevin4466
4 ай бұрын
You mean it spits fire 🗣🔥
@weldonwin
4 ай бұрын
THIS IS A HURRICANE IT CANES HARRY
@TitanusGodzilla2014
4 ай бұрын
This is the HMS Warspite. It war spites.
@weldonwin
4 ай бұрын
@@TitanusGodzilla2014 This is HMS Hood ...It explodes...
@Alexyzilkov
8 ай бұрын
0:40 I love the guy was pretty excited for the schwimmwagen
@malthe236
6 ай бұрын
fr
@bimnya788
Ай бұрын
558 likes and 1 reply? Let me fix that
@sya_7489
8 ай бұрын
"This is a FockeWulf" "...it fockes Wulfes" Comedy gold
@joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133
4 ай бұрын
Furry? 🤨
@faolan4367
4 ай бұрын
@@joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133In what cursed reality is a wolf a furry ?!
@joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133
4 ай бұрын
@@faolan4367 My apologies, I mean zoophile
@Lovely_Terror2498
4 ай бұрын
Furry moment
@TheNightmareAngelYT
4 ай бұрын
furries do the same thing. lol
@aced4fun
9 ай бұрын
The alternate version of WW2 where everyone’s just showing off their cool new tech
@lordfafa2476
9 ай бұрын
Basically the cold war
@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t
9 ай бұрын
minus the secrecy
@quannguyen297
9 ай бұрын
Wait, they use the M6A1 in ww2 ?
@commandercody1210
9 ай бұрын
this is atom bomb, it bomb's atoms from existence
@The_Raptor
9 ай бұрын
World Weapon (expo) 2, It's even crazier than the first.
@Eric-vs2he
9 ай бұрын
I love how German names their stuff literally, like "oh this is rocket laucher made to punch through armor on a tank? It's a Panzer Fist"
@Alexander..69
9 ай бұрын
I wasn't even aware that this shit existed until i saw this german word If only english was this awesome
@KakapoKakapoUnderscore
9 ай бұрын
@@Alexander..69Rocket Launcher. ROCKET LAUNCHER. IT LAUNCHES ROCKETS ITS THE SAME
@Warning_OpinionAhead
9 ай бұрын
I could recognize that pfp from anywhere...
@Alexander..69
9 ай бұрын
@@KakapoKakapoUnderscore lol i know and it was the first single-use light anti-tank weapons based on a pre-loaded disposable launch tube
@mikusoxlongius
9 ай бұрын
Eisenbahn
@DVNEngineer9071
8 ай бұрын
"This is an M16A1 It jams"💀
@Mordecrox
2 ай бұрын
💀 is what happens when your jam prevents you from stopping the other schewering your infanterie with Schutz
@somedudefromapharmacy
14 күн бұрын
Vietnam jungles did the m16 dirty
@canttouchthefluff
8 ай бұрын
"This is a stug, it stugs." will be on my grave
@schroedingersband
10 ай бұрын
God I love how fucking blunt German is.
@LikesGamePlays
10 ай бұрын
The Antibabypille Its a pill against babies.
@alexandertheok9610
10 ай бұрын
The Hubschrauber It hubs itself by schraubing
@FelidaeEnjoyer
10 ай бұрын
Then there's english (my native tongue, so I have experience) saying everything so wrong, like Thehn thehruhs inglish (mai naytive tung, sou ai have ehxpeeree-ens) saying ævehrything sou rong, laik Do you see what I mean?! Du Yu See waht ai meen?! (Atleast the ?! is correct in both instances, so there's no confusion about confusion and shock)
@efranwolfram
10 ай бұрын
The Handschuhe. Its Schuhs for the Hand
@the-letter_s
9 ай бұрын
@@FelidaeEnjoyer you're just speaking Old English now
@ur_fren_noah2642
9 ай бұрын
The pain in his voice as he says “It jams.” Is perfect
@MetalPipe629
5 ай бұрын
Bro's not wrong 💀
@Notey-
5 ай бұрын
This is a M16A1 It ja-ams...
@indrashahadam1028
4 ай бұрын
this is a M16A1 it jams... ~some wise guys from vietnam wars
@Scroolewse
2 ай бұрын
@@MetalPipe629 he's not wrong that this is what a lot of people think about the M16A1 but it's not actually true.
@MetalPipe629
2 ай бұрын
@@Scroolewse to be fair it was being used in a jungle
@ATATpilot
9 ай бұрын
0:24 had me lauging for hours
@pyrogaming175
9 ай бұрын
THIS IS A STUG IT STUGS
@Notey-
4 ай бұрын
@@pyrogaming175 THIS IS A KöNIGATIGER ITS KöNIG AMONGST TIGERS
@Air_Wubbox_Anti_UTTP
3 ай бұрын
*THIS IS A STUG* *IT STUGS*
@zsu-23-4shilka2
3 ай бұрын
This is a Stug. It *_STUGS._*
@yamakovsky
2 ай бұрын
It schutoogs
@thetransportationguy7930
3 ай бұрын
“this is a STUG.” *”it STUGs.”* I was chuckling for 2 minutes
@ShaedTheMoron
10 ай бұрын
I wonder how many people know this is most of the German language
@zicrog7701
10 ай бұрын
No foreal. Read german sci Fi. Shit gets funny Pretty sure Germans always sound angry because they constantly are suppressing their laughter
@ShaedTheMoron
10 ай бұрын
@@zicrog7701 I'm German
@timtamthemememan5094
10 ай бұрын
Imagine dirty talk when you call a nipple a "chest wart". Second worst only to Dutch. "Spank me daddy" translates to "geef me ein clap pappa."
@zicrog7701
10 ай бұрын
@@ShaedTheMoron so then you know! I was a nerd in highschool learned to read it cuz of the x game series. A lot of the books weren't translated but I liked to read em :p
@ShaedTheMoron
10 ай бұрын
@@zicrog7701 Nono I don't fluently read it, more spoken than anything. I meant I have a tendency to sound Angry despite not being such.
@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221
9 ай бұрын
I love how all this German stuff just gets momentarily interrupted by the surprisingly sensible "THIS IS A GRENADE LAUNCHER. IT LAUNCHES GRENADES"
@ChristianConrad
9 ай бұрын
That's what all the German ones mean too, in reality; “This is a thing-doer. It does thing.” Except the video intentionally gets it backwards in most of them, for comedic effect: “This is a thing-doer. It things doo.”
@datzfatz2368
9 ай бұрын
I get its a funny haha joke but yall do realize that the joke being made here is literally just: Things are called after what they do, isnt that quirky? Like, i get that the german words may sound funny to englishspeakers, but isnt this literally how all languages work?? Englisch does it the exact same way as German, shown by the Grenade Launcher example. Or even the og meme here, ze Flammenwerfer. Literally translates to Flamethrower. And what does it do? It throws the flame. Es werfs (or "wirft" would be grammatically correct) die Flammen.
@goothedoot
9 ай бұрын
@@datzfatz2368 in english a lot of things aren't named after what they do, like the AK-47.
@JoshuaSobel
9 ай бұрын
@@goothedoot But the AK-47 isn't English
@datzfatz2368
9 ай бұрын
@@goothedoot that is a terrible fucking example lol, thats an acronym and not even an english one^^ but ill give you that i should have included "what they do/who made them/when they were made/what they are. Because lemme blow your mind, do you know what AK-47 stands for? Its a russian Acronym and it means: A=Avtomat which means "automatic" in Russian K=Kalashnikova wich is the name of the guy who designed the Gun 47=1947, as in the year the model was invented. So AK-47 literally means "automatic Gun made by Kalashnikov in 1947". And thats about as close to what i said as it gets aint it?^^ And this method rings true for almost everything, especially in English. And even the words that may not sound like it actually did come from this same mechanic, they are just lendwords from other languages that English absorbed over its history (mostly French, Latin and German) so you dont recognize them as such and still almost always just describe what a thing do, look like, is, or who made it and when. Thats literally the core function of language^^
@sleeplessindefatigable6385
6 ай бұрын
I appreciate the audible amusement at "schwimmwagen"
@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
9 ай бұрын
"This is an M16A1" "It..jams" that tiny pause made this joke better 😂
@TheCoolzone-hn6ey
2 ай бұрын
Its true tho 💀
@thethatone2166
10 ай бұрын
Sad nobody said This is a Stalhelm It is a helm of stal
@burialgoods
10 ай бұрын
That's a good one
@zero.Identity
9 ай бұрын
@@burialgoods this is a automobile. it's automated mobility. | this is Volkswagen. a wagen for the volk
@ChristianConrad
9 ай бұрын
@@zero.Identity: Auto-Mobile = Self-mover, it moves by itself. Like, without any horses to pull it. Auto- as in for instance autonomous, self-governing.
@kruggmichaels8958
9 ай бұрын
@@ChristianConrad Automobile, a mobile that is automatic
@zero.Identity
9 ай бұрын
@@ChristianConrad dude im not fucking dumb. but was ANYTHING from that video actually right? now annoy someone else with obvious stuff.
@IaMaPh1991
10 ай бұрын
The M16A1 got me good 😂😂😂
@hziebicki
10 ай бұрын
Nah it couldn't have, it would have jammed before it got you...
@funninoriginal6054
9 ай бұрын
@@hziebicki Fucking had me on the floor with this one, mostly because my M16A1 jammed and i got shot
@camping_bastard3198
9 ай бұрын
"It... Jams."
@worldburnerbreadman7886
9 ай бұрын
There’ll be a m16a1 that doesn’t jam eventually
@Neridian_
9 ай бұрын
@@worldburnerbreadman7886a man can dream
@TheEclipse-
8 ай бұрын
I knew exactly where things were going the moment it got to "This is a FockeWulf" and i laughed way too hard lmao.
@SovietReunionYT
Ай бұрын
You didnt catch it at the tone with which he did the Panzerfaust?
@flatheadgg2443
8 ай бұрын
"Zis is a focke wulf" "It fockes wulves" Furries: "Nooo it's not fair! It should have been me, not him!!"
@thegaminghistorian1209
4 ай бұрын
I wanna laugh because it's true, but should i?
@Model_cars_Edits
4 ай бұрын
We are not zoophiles bruh..., fucking stereotypical shit
@StardustCorvid
4 ай бұрын
Any furry playing Adastra.
@user-lm1cp5zq3x
3 ай бұрын
You forgot the devious laugh before he said that
@Model_cars_Edits
3 ай бұрын
Naw this shit ain't true at all, we are not zoophiles, we are actually against them
@MrDHCrockett
9 ай бұрын
I was laughing at the silly, literal German names until you dropped “grenade launcher” on us. Then I was forced to do some introspection.
@EnSayne987
9 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that comes from the German word Granatenwerfer which literally translated is grenade thrower. Just like flamethrower from Flammenwerfer, assault rifle from Sturmgewehr, etc
@artemefimov8215
9 ай бұрын
@@EnSayne987well, it does throw grenades, doesn't it?
@Thomas-xd4cx
9 ай бұрын
German is English’s papa - that’s why
@EnSayne987
9 ай бұрын
@@artemefimov8215 Well yes but traditionally the word Granatwerfer was used for mortars and still is, because shells are also called Granate. That's why they say Handgranate specifically for grenades as we know them, to differentiate the two
@sombizoldado8996
9 ай бұрын
Mmm. You americans have guns which only name is "model [a specific year or random number] "
@_Jay_Maker_
10 ай бұрын
Damn, BG. Knocking it out of the park. That M16 one got me.
@schroedingersband
10 ай бұрын
IT. JAMS.
@cpt.mystic_stirling
9 ай бұрын
If it ended the joke there it would have been a perfect cut Kudos to the other jokes but M16 was priceless
@Bollocks141
9 ай бұрын
its so fucking true though
@ndinoguy6845
9 ай бұрын
I thought it was the original M16 that always jammed. I thought the M16A1 fixed many of the problems with the original M16 (and also around that time the military started realizing that the damn gun doesn't clean itself).
@Victor-056
9 ай бұрын
@@ndinoguy6845 Only by a little. When compared to the XM8, it jammed nearly a thousand times during the trial and it's other challenger did not do any better, while the XM8 Jammed roughly only four hundred times. The only reason the XM8 did not replace the M16 was because it was not a physical copy of the M16. (It becomes pretty clear the only reason they accepted the HK417 at all, was because it was based off the M16 in image and how the gun was chambered. Other than that, it was pretty much a different gun.)
@modernist927
3 ай бұрын
I love how there’s just enough really funny ones interjecting so you’re always caught off guard when it drops
@razzorinc5551
9 ай бұрын
1:02 was the moment I appeared to have spontaneously combusted into unstoppable laughter
@PillowFilledWithSpiders
7 ай бұрын
“You cant measure what you cant catch” Smitt-1984
@electrodevii2444
7 ай бұрын
@@PillowFilledWithSpiders I think it was meant for the one after that
@malthe236
6 ай бұрын
ok
@TheBoxGhost_tm
10 ай бұрын
You had a lot of fun with this one, didn't you?
@burialgoods
10 ай бұрын
I sure did
@marywiza
9 ай бұрын
And I had fun watching
@tapesquid874
9 ай бұрын
you like kissing boys, dont you?
@swizzzy4962
9 ай бұрын
I had fun because of how....relatable it feels, idk I just always do jokes like this with my friends.
@micahmurphy4546
9 ай бұрын
I laughed harder at this than I'd like to admit
@backyardr.c.6280
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, the German language is very straightforward and to the point.
@MedicMainDave
9 ай бұрын
This is a Nasenfahrrad It fahrrads your nase Yeah I don't think it's that straightforward or to the point, Glasses fits the word a lot better than Nosebicycle
@futureknight372
9 ай бұрын
@@MedicMainDave Brille?
@uhuuehu7863
9 ай бұрын
@@MedicMainDave Nasenfahrrad is used jokingly
@theangryotaku3361
9 ай бұрын
@uhuuehu7863 now now, German humor is no laughing matter
@MedicMainDave
9 ай бұрын
says the guy that calls toilets " das poopenfarten"@@uhuuehu7863
@mackyrulez756
9 ай бұрын
1:19 sounds like a damn German car advertisement on TV
@mergat2970
2 ай бұрын
"Das auto"
@Astro_Guy_1
4 ай бұрын
1:29 I like how he randomly became finnish.
@danglyboi474
9 ай бұрын
This is a Flamethrower. It throws flames. This is a Rocketlauncher. It launches rockets. I love that germanic languages do this.
@blankface9363
9 ай бұрын
Finnish also does this: Tämä on raketinheitin. Se heittää raketteja. Raketti=rocket. Heitin=I threw, or in this context: thrower. Thou to be more accurate, thrower=heittäjä. So if the word was more descriptive, it would be: Raketinheittäjä. Btw: Threw=heitti. And you threw=heitit
@palomaelegante
9 ай бұрын
Spanish kinda does that too: Lanzacohetes=Rocket Launcher Lanza=Launch/Throw Cohetes=Rockets Lanzallamas=Flamethrower Lanza=Launch/Throw Llamas=Flames
@mo-s-
9 ай бұрын
Chinese does too, all languages kinda do
@spiralghosts
9 ай бұрын
Do what? Name things by what they do? That's kinda normal for many languages
@Attaxalotl
9 ай бұрын
This is a Big Infantry Gun, It's a Big Gun, for Infantry.
@underpaidJanitor5179
9 ай бұрын
"This is a schwimmwagen, it's a wagen that schwimms" got me so bad
@austinismorbid4182
8 ай бұрын
Bro i died laughing on that one also lmao
@Ajv516
7 ай бұрын
Solid stuff
@ElodieHiras
7 ай бұрын
This is a swimmingcar. It's a car that swims. Y'know, naming an amphibious car "swimmingcar" is pretty self-explanatory, not gonna lie.
@SlavicDor
6 ай бұрын
What we learned in class 0:01 The test 0:57 What i remembered 1:04
@ThePolishKid
8 ай бұрын
He had fun making this video and we all had fun watching it, absolutely gold. Guy deserves even more subs
@polishscribe674
9 ай бұрын
I love these names. You take the thing's cathegory. You take the thing's function. And then you smash them together to make a new word.
@gewuerzwanze5627
9 ай бұрын
German is a very descriptive language. A helicopter landing place would be a helicopterlandeplatz.
@figbloppa7183
9 ай бұрын
literally german
@renem.5852
9 ай бұрын
@@gewuerzwanze5627or a "Gesetz zur Übertragung der Aufgaben für die Überwachung der Rinderkennzeichnung und Rindfleischetikettierung" (Law on the delegation of tasks for the supervision of cattle identification and beef labeling) is just called 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz'
@normalaboutpathologic
9 ай бұрын
You did it! You broke German down to it's most basic essentials!
@FuneralProcession
8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile english: we need new words? Let's take what France/Germany uses but make it sound English
@KorporalNoobs
9 ай бұрын
German is quite descriptive and has the ability to combo words into another word. Panzerabwehrkanone (PaK) Tank-fend-off-canon This can also show that you might be in trouble, if the users start to call your small 3.7 mm PaK a... "Panzeranklopfgerät" "Tank-door-knocking-tool" And then you got the "Maus".
@tomaspabon2484
9 ай бұрын
If anyone is wondering why Kant is a bitch to read. Its because of this bullshit.
@pedrolmlkzk
9 ай бұрын
Panzer VIII isn't as catchy
@The_Raptor
9 ай бұрын
the maus? does it squeak?
@ChristianConrad
9 ай бұрын
@@The_Raptor: Yup. The tracks and wheels and drive sprockets all squeak under its massive weight. (88 tons? 105? Can't recall.)
@The_Raptor
9 ай бұрын
wait wait wait, it's a vehicle? @@ChristianConrad
@pretzelbomb6105
9 ай бұрын
For those wondering, the only ones I am 100% certain are not proper translations are the Messerschmitt or "Knifesmith" (named for Chief Designer Willy Messerschmitt) and the FockeWulf or "People Wolf"(Properly Focke-Wulf, named for company founders Heinrich Focke and George Wulf). Neither of those is actually used to refer to the plane, instead being the manufacturing company. There is also the Maschinengewehr or "Machine Rifle". It's use includes but is not limited to rifling machinery, at least in the sense of riddling it with rifle bullets, so I'll count it. There is also the StuG, which sort of Stugs. Full name Sturmgeschütz or "Assault Gun" (Sturm meaning storm, as in "to storm") it is both a geschütz you sturm with and the thing you use to sturm a geschütz. I'm counting this too, partially because in Dutch the word Stug refers to something "stiff, resistant, headstrong, or inflexible" which the StuG very much was.
@Jehty_
8 ай бұрын
And the Nebelwerfer which doesn't werf any Nebel. It's a multiple rocket launcher.
@pretzelbomb6105
8 ай бұрын
@@Jehty_ I'll have to disagree on that. Nebel means fog or smoke, which any rocket launcher will produce in consistent amounts during use.
@Jehty_
8 ай бұрын
@@pretzelbomb6105 nope. Nebel = fog -> water droplets Rauch = Smoke -> gas and very small pieces of carbon that is produced when something burns Edit: in the military sense "smoke" can mean "Nebel". A "smoke grenade" can be called "Nebelgranate". But the Nebelwerfer in this video isn't called Nebel because of the smoke it creates. It's because it was part of the Nebeltruppe (a branch of the Wehrmacht/SS originally for chemical warfare, later also for rocket artillery). And the name "Nebelwerfer" was used for the multiple rocket launcher as a cover name for that new kind of weapon.
@MrsStormtrooper
7 ай бұрын
The thing being simultaneously a Geschütz you sturm with, and a thing to sturm a Geschütz, is so German....
@theredscourge
6 ай бұрын
@@Jehty_ in fairness whatever that thing is targeting is about to get fogged up
@skidaddleskidoodle595
9 ай бұрын
"Schwimmwagen" made me crack up, not just because he's holding back laughter at his own words, but because it almost sounds like personification of the vehicle to say that it "swims."
@Dave0439
9 ай бұрын
because it literally has swim in its name?
@JamesChurchill
9 ай бұрын
just like the wagon that ge-shoots
@ladywaffle2210
8 ай бұрын
I mean, that's what it did
@Iris_n_Parti
8 ай бұрын
it's an amphibious car, in other words; a car that swims. I think the picture in the post should hint that
@mayak1649
8 ай бұрын
It's schwimms
@WeDieStanding948
10 ай бұрын
This is the Lazgun... It guns laz.
@charlieterry8506
10 ай бұрын
Pew Pew!
@Vincent_A.
10 ай бұрын
This is a basilisk, it lisks basils.
@vectra9_957
9 ай бұрын
This is a space marine, it does marine stuff in space
@artemefimov8215
9 ай бұрын
@@Vincent_A.This is a depressed teen, it depresses.
@kriegertechpriest7011
9 ай бұрын
This is a servitor. It a vitor thats serves
@InappropriatePolarbear
8 ай бұрын
Disclaimer: It is generally frowned upon to jagd panthers with a jagdpanther within the jagd and panther-communities.
@RubberDaMusician
8 ай бұрын
“THIS IS GESCHUTZWAGEN, IT’S A WAGEN WITH A GESCHÜTZ” freaking legendary
@raidzor5452
8 ай бұрын
Funniest one by a mile
@eliseosterbrink8000
10 ай бұрын
I can't tell if anyone making these actually speaks German or not. And I prefer to keep it that way.
@ara8692
9 ай бұрын
Most likely they learnt a little in school
@volderhamer
9 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote "It Wehrkanone like Flugzeugab" definitely doesn't, because that's completely unintelligible.
@eliseosterbrink8000
9 ай бұрын
@@volderhamer What are you talking about? Flugzeugab is totally a real word... ...in bastardized Wisconsin German.
@philippmuller-litz401
9 ай бұрын
@@volderhamerbut it's funny af
@zero.Identity
9 ай бұрын
100% no. there are many flaws in it. a real german would do that differently
@AirShark95
9 ай бұрын
This is a missile. It knows where it is at all times.
@lumiauroras6741
9 ай бұрын
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO I BEG YOU
@nikotine1030
9 ай бұрын
It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
@minion3806
9 ай бұрын
@@nikotine1030 I was hoping for this. I was not disappointed 🤣
@Bananappleboy
9 ай бұрын
@@nikotine1030 this is a niko it ni's ko's this is a light bulb it lights bulbs THIS IS A WORLD MACHINE IT MACHINES WORLDS
@mrsquash5937
9 ай бұрын
This is a missile. It misses isles
@averageidiot9500
9 ай бұрын
This is a Stug. It Stugs.
@thenameisalie6
9 ай бұрын
I'm actually crying laughing 😂 sometimes the flammenwerfer one randomly pops into my head and I often wondered what other jokes like this there are, but was always too lazy to look them up - so you really made my day! Time for a rewatch~
@-Lazy
9 ай бұрын
I like how it starts with logic but becomes less and less logical over the time
@Metablex
9 ай бұрын
You can only be logical for so long on the internet.
@DoktrDub
9 ай бұрын
@@Metablexexactly
@frostyvoid827
9 ай бұрын
“This is a FockeWulf” “It fockes wulves”
@Grintock
9 ай бұрын
I mean flugzeugabgewehr makes total sense. Flugzeug is airplane. Abgewehr is deterrence/defense.
@LeftyCrankmann
9 ай бұрын
Then you get hit with the most sensible sentence yet "This is a grenade launcher, it launches grenadea"
@Red_Lion07
9 ай бұрын
1:05 "Ehehe it fockes wulves" got me dead
@XteroBlade2117
8 ай бұрын
Zoophile airplane 💀💀💀
@overclocked-hz42069
8 ай бұрын
Same lmao
@cronus-kumo
2 ай бұрын
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun, laut der StVO und dem StGB, Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
@cronus-kumo
2 ай бұрын
macht zwar keinen Sinn aber egal
@Imbrojeff2361
5 ай бұрын
0:05 Tf2 Medic to soldiers be like:
@chesterstevens8870
10 ай бұрын
Back when /k/ was fun.
@anonymouskultist
10 ай бұрын
I miss boof. and bowtie. and squid. hell I even miss zed and CSF. remember when Garand thumb used to be a tripfriend too? so much fun and now it's just mindless general threads.
@cherno8119
9 ай бұрын
We still have these threads but they're not even 5% as creative or funny now. it sucks
@rustyshackleford1508
9 ай бұрын
Now it's been taken over by r*dditors and alphabet glowies. I really hope that Ukraine loses so all of them can go get the fuck off my board and stay go.
@isekaiexpress9450
9 ай бұрын
This is exactly what i wanted to say.
@Brslld
9 ай бұрын
None of the boards are funny anymore
@majorassault5074
10 ай бұрын
you are the daily dose of internet of 4 chan, never stop for all that is good in the world
@burialgoods
10 ай бұрын
can't stop, won't stop 😎
@20a10v
2 ай бұрын
The transitions between the thick German accent and the Southern accent got me good
@loveless-savage
9 ай бұрын
Nice range from clever puns to totally incomprehensible
@yoschiannik8438
9 ай бұрын
As a german i can confirm that this video is mildly entertaining
@kleinweichkleinweich
9 ай бұрын
what doesn't kill you makes you harder
@yoschiannik8438
9 ай бұрын
@@kleinweichkleinweich Things that kill also make me hard
@janerik5997
9 ай бұрын
Da kann man echt nicht meckern( One of the most honors the average german can give out)
@peterclarke7006
8 ай бұрын
@@kleinweichkleinweichthat's what my wife said midway through a particularly intense bdsm sesh.
@comradewindowsill4253
8 ай бұрын
@@kleinweichkleinweich see, this is how I know Masoch was a German
@TheRulerOfHallownest
9 ай бұрын
"this is a grenade launcher, it launches grenades" i can feel the demoman energy in that post
@JustSapoetra
4 ай бұрын
This... This is peak comedy.
@theargonianmercenary184
9 ай бұрын
The fun part of the German language is that every word is often just a few words smashed together into one. That, and they’re always fun words to say.
@scarletrain7114
9 ай бұрын
Fun to say huh… say FLUGABWEHRGESCHÜTZ without stuttering😂
@theargonianmercenary184
9 ай бұрын
@@scarletrain7114 not going to lie, trying to pronounce that was difficult, but I thankfully looked into and, for talking about AA guns, it’s definitely is an… interesting way to refer to such weaponry 😆
@SanctusPaulus1962
8 ай бұрын
@@scarletrain7114 It's actually quite easy to say. You just separate it into the 3 parts that make up the word: Flug - abwehr - geschütz. And then pronounce them together - Flugabwehrgeschütz
@pelinalwhitestrake3367
8 ай бұрын
@@SanctusPaulus1962 That's what I do literally every time I find a long word. Even if the word isn't made of smaller words.
@peterbear4413
4 ай бұрын
Rhabarbarabarbarabarbarenbartebarbierbierbarbarbel. Yes, native German speakers, I know I omitted some diacritical marks. I try my poor best.
@keepitclean8791
9 ай бұрын
I just imagine a group of dads telling these jokes together
@burialgoods
8 ай бұрын
I made another one! kzitem.info/news/bejne/uq1rroGtkIpeioo
@flareog134
7 ай бұрын
this is a serial killer he kills serials
@kath_nanaya6803
9 ай бұрын
the delivery on 'it... jams.' was perfect
@thecommentingstug
9 ай бұрын
0:26 As a StuG, I can confirm that we do indeed stug
@Prestongarvey173
9 ай бұрын
Hi
@thecommentingt34
4 ай бұрын
Hello,comrade!
@thecommentingstug
4 ай бұрын
@@thecommentingt34Oh hello there
@vhs_tapes
2 ай бұрын
Friendship between A t-34 and a stug?!
@thecommentingt34
2 ай бұрын
@@vhs_tapes the war ended,comrade,so there is no point in killing each other anymore.
@user-bh5qo9bs8z
4 ай бұрын
0:25 " THIS IS A STUG " " I T ' S S T U G S "
@MewCoYT
9 ай бұрын
I love how this makes 4chan not look like an endless toxic rabbit hole
@po1sonseede9001
7 ай бұрын
This was 2009, different site basically.
@s07195
7 ай бұрын
4chan got flanderized and is now an ironic hellhole
@G0thCrayon
10 ай бұрын
Burialgoods, I've only been subscribed to you for a short time... But you're relentlessly posting some legend-grade content. We, the horde of the web, appreciate your contributions.
@burialgoods
10 ай бұрын
I try and make the sub worth it to you guys, thanks friend
@equilibrum999
9 ай бұрын
you, the Web Horde, under the rule of Dawang Khagan, is gracious.
@terry2295
9 ай бұрын
"The horde of the web, appreciate your contributions." sounds like some cult shit to say and I love it.
@Biologus_Putrifier
9 ай бұрын
Are we all just a hivemind now?
@YouTubeTryingToBeTwiter31581
9 ай бұрын
Always have been.
@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10
9 ай бұрын
As a Messerschmitt, I can confirm I do indeed measure Schmitt.
@TheKnifeRaven
6 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The German term for birth control pills is (and I quote) "Antibabypillen".
@xXGraylyResurectedXx
8 ай бұрын
My favourite version is: “This is a panzerwerfer. It werfers panzers” with a photoshop image of a tank-catapult.
@ET-Gamer
9 ай бұрын
1:15 this was the one that broke me and had me on the floor in the fetal position laughing for 10mins crying.
@canadianoctopus1479
9 ай бұрын
My favourites 1:04 0:27 0:53 0:56
@Pandope616
9 ай бұрын
The amount of effort put into the voices were immaculate
@MyPlus-gj9or
Ай бұрын
Can we just take a second to appriceate how these greenteexts were made in 2009, and 14/15 years later someone managed to make a quality meme out of them :)
@Sign_Person
2 ай бұрын
"this is a Fockewulf." *sinister laughter* "it fockes wulves."
@kennethlamb4054
9 ай бұрын
The only thing the Germans didn't over-engineer is their language.
@olliegoria
9 ай бұрын
So they can talk less and work more.
@tiredteen8906
9 ай бұрын
Might I introduce you to ... DER DIE DAS DEM DES DEN just to say "you" The debate over Nutella's gender in a nutshell :')
@johnnyb2909
9 ай бұрын
Oh well our language is over enginered aswell :D
@kleinweichkleinweich
8 ай бұрын
my Zustimmungsverweigerungsanzeiger tells me somthing different
@olliegoria
8 ай бұрын
@@kleinweichkleinweich okay no word in any language should have that many letters or even just more than three Gs
@rockandnol3233
9 ай бұрын
My favorite par was when the flammenwerfer said "it's flamen' time" and then werfed all over the place
@Vesperitis
8 ай бұрын
It took me way too long to realize "It had Ji's" can have more than one meaning, and now I am laughing even harder.
@LORDSHIPICKLE
8 ай бұрын
This is a comfort vid
@thecookiemeister5374
9 ай бұрын
Whoever named the Stug is right on the money, that thing is absolutely a Stug
@DaniilHomyak
9 ай бұрын
This is a Mosin-Nagant, it… it transcends time & space to be as lethal as it was before there were any tanks and automatic weapons
@DevilishBeaver0
9 ай бұрын
It Nagants Mosins
@pilotmanpaul
9 ай бұрын
TWO GALACTIC WARS
@nihil2157
9 ай бұрын
@@pilotmanpaul A TESSERACT OF HYPERWARS
@kleinweichkleinweich
9 ай бұрын
this is a K 98 it makes "klack"
@user-tc9sk4ei9y
3 ай бұрын
@@kleinweichkleinweich This is kar 98. It 89s kars
@someotamatonewithayoutubea9478
8 ай бұрын
I lost my sanity in the focke-wulf part 😂
@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578
Ай бұрын
“Hey, what’s that vehicle with a machine gun on it called?” “The Gun Car”
@duckthepatu1993
9 ай бұрын
As I German this becomes like 10 times funnier when they get most things actually pretty right and then there's just this one weapon that does not work like that at all xD
@Cosmo054
9 ай бұрын
0:19 that’s like the only one that makes sense😂
@basedokadaizo
9 ай бұрын
"THIS IS A STUG. IT STUGS." fucking annihilated me right then and there
@scoutintime
6 ай бұрын
i hope you know that "THIS IS A KöNIGSTIGER. IT IS KöNIG AMONGST TIGERS" has been living in my head rent-free for the past week. while i do maths homework, while i write paragraphs in english class, while i try to ignore the hallucinations, before i sleep, when i do science tests, when i am walking to and from school, when i learn about CFIT, when i march. it lives there. it is stuck there. it refuses to leave my head. something is wrong in my head
@kipthebunbun
14 күн бұрын
“It fockes wulves” is crazy 💀
@AdniteSean
9 ай бұрын
"this is a machine gun, it guns machinely"😂
@runertje550
9 ай бұрын
1:02 this one was my fav
@Maistro69
13 сағат бұрын
Some people understood the assignment. Most did not. And it’s funny.
@burialgoods
9 ай бұрын
Another of my German videos: kzitem.info/news/bejne/qquXrHaqfaWffKQ
@GoPackGoBaby
9 ай бұрын
You have chili pepper outro 😈
@rainhat1
9 ай бұрын
you deserve more subscribers
@finnbergermann
9 ай бұрын
Cant stop laughing🤣 Das ist gut XD. For real. really good.
@snefrohlegromscmgroyegllor9914
9 ай бұрын
I'm now learning German because of this silly video. Wish me luck!
@finnbergermann
9 ай бұрын
@@snefrohlegromscmgroyegllor9914 Just dont. My native language sucks. Way to complicated grammar, we have thousands of stupid words that dont make sense, and its really f*cking hard to learn, much less speak because of really weird pronounciation that does not really follow rules, but does sometimes...
@szczoteczka2233
9 ай бұрын
I know German well enough to cry from laughter because of this, thank you
@-cosmiclown-
9 ай бұрын
idk why but "this is an M16A1 it jams" got me so much harder than it probably should've
@proudpapaprick
4 ай бұрын
The M16A1 caught me off guard 😂
@tommytigert5993
10 ай бұрын
Zis is excellence!
@CerbeRawr
9 ай бұрын
"This is a stug, it stugs" definitely the sentence of the year
@charlieprzybylski
9 ай бұрын
This is some of the most entertaining shit I've seen in a long time. I've been trying to learn German, and this is funny to see here. Danke, you have earned my respect and a subscriber, kamerad.
@Thornskade
9 ай бұрын
I know this is just for fun but the pronunciation was surprisingly good, so I thought it might be interesting to know that at 1:24, Buchse is not pronounced like bush, but more like books, with a low e sound, kina like bookser
@kleinweichkleinweich
8 ай бұрын
Ü like in Dübel, no chance for an Englisher to get that right
@SanctusPaulus1962
8 ай бұрын
@@kleinweichkleinweich Well English is my mother tongue and can pronounce ü just fine. Just because the Americans are mentally handicapped in this way, does not mean that all English speakers are like that.
@primarchvulkan4013
4 ай бұрын
@@kleinweichkleinweichSo, basically a slavic Ю (Yu)?
@kleinweichkleinweich
4 ай бұрын
like in Мюслі @@primarchvulkan4013
@mineias9672
10 ай бұрын
The jihad one almost made me piss in my pants from laughing, may Alah forgive me
@ChaosRider9400
9 ай бұрын
Yep,the jihad surely rizzes someone. 😆
@SanctusPaulus1962
8 ай бұрын
Well if that's your pet dog in your profile picture, then Allah will surely not forgive you, because his prophet Muhammad forbade anyone to have dogs as pets and ordered his followers to kill all dogs, as they apparently scare away the angels... or something
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