This is what they play directly into your eyes when they strap you to a penitent engine
@colliehaughton7595
8 ай бұрын
A fate worse than thousand deaths
@atompunk456
8 ай бұрын
💀
@Tacoguy1000
8 ай бұрын
If this iserrly a penitent engine, then what lind of hell awaits those strapped in an Anchorite?
@DreadAnon
8 ай бұрын
aw jeez lois this is worse than the time I was in a Clockwork Orange
@oilimenoruega7836
8 ай бұрын
@@DreadAnon Get'im outta here! Get him the hell outta here!!!
@nateghast6456
8 ай бұрын
For any historians/anthropologists watching this in the far flung future of 2030+, just know that no one actually talks like this and this was made for comedic purposes.
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
8 ай бұрын
Lies. The Purge happened. Don’t let them hide the truth!
@iamnotgonnatellyou
8 ай бұрын
For any historians/anthropologists watching this in the far flung future of 2030+, just know that everyone actually talks just like this and this is a 100% true-to-life accurate recreation of an average conversation on the job.
@protalghulnist4126
8 ай бұрын
@@iamnotgonnatellyouIgnore this one
@andywuhu6720
8 ай бұрын
@@protalghulnist4126 Ignore this one
@ghola82
8 ай бұрын
please pin this for histories SAKE!
@Ratwithagatpewpew69
8 ай бұрын
Dreadanon………please stop
@ChillAssTurtle
8 ай бұрын
*BLESSED ARE THE INTOLERANT!*
@Tortle-Man
8 ай бұрын
No
@zippolighter4903
8 ай бұрын
Never
@zieresXiii
8 ай бұрын
No... continue.
@RafeLaet
8 ай бұрын
Dread anon.... Please, become the new Alfabusa! Lol😊
@lachlanmacrae1779
8 ай бұрын
Professional Veteran sitting in the corner: "I hated my parents as a child for never letting me on the Noosphere growing up. Looks like I dodged a bullet thanks to them."
@NameIsDoc
7 ай бұрын
"My beloved always says the best and worst things ever created by man was the internetwork of noospheres... Although not in so many words"
@ThePigeon5734
6 ай бұрын
yep that's me
@Klau5
8 ай бұрын
This is the most cursed darktide conversation I've ever listened to. And I'm all for it...
@atompunk456
8 ай бұрын
that coochie line was so diabolical it should be considered heresy 💀
@shadowkiller4000
6 ай бұрын
I have dead ass caught your ass lacking Masozi. May the based giga chad-peror of rizzkind help your ohio'ed soul.
@medinasephera
8 ай бұрын
You've killed all of my neurons. I can only imagine how yours are
@coolcow4962
8 ай бұрын
this is the plot of idiocracy and you can't tell me otherwise
@aleafar6295
8 ай бұрын
World has been following the Idiocracy timeline for a while now. May God have mercy on our descendants
@ramirolopez2076
8 ай бұрын
holy shit shut up
@syafiqjabar
6 ай бұрын
Warhammer 40k is basically Idiocracy with more murder
@williamglass2223
8 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d relate to Hadron so hard in this situation, but here I am. I’m starting to feel like Frank in Always Sunny when he says,” I just don’t understand your generation.”
@jesusimpersonator1648
8 ай бұрын
mommy? 😳😳😳
@Engifarting456
8 ай бұрын
Boomer spotted
@ringomandingo1015
8 ай бұрын
NGMI
@DreadAnon
8 ай бұрын
@@jesusimpersonator1648 she might be mommy but as we all know the Trapper is best girl SOMEFIN NEW FOR THE COLLECTION, HEH HEH HEH
@MangoMayhem1785
8 ай бұрын
@@DreadAnon That Traxussy got me feeling things 🥵
@arcadeus5546
8 ай бұрын
I don't know what's more surprising. The fact that Anon was able to make this without having an aneurysm or that I understood 99% of what was being said. Except for the part about spaghetti, that's a new one.
@tamonk9054
8 ай бұрын
The spaghetti is actually an old one, it doesn't really fit with the zoomerisms being used
@thisdude9363
8 ай бұрын
@@tamonk9054 ALL Zoomerisms are old. Anyone from the 90's can recognize the vast majority of their preferred slang. A lot of it is being recycled from the 80s, 90s, and early 2000's. It's an amalgam of inner city slang and surfer autist.
@lumburgapalooza
8 ай бұрын
Always make sure your fanny pack is rated for your preferred pasta before talking to girls unless you want to be dropping spaghetti all over the place.
@intboom
8 ай бұрын
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
@fartsforeyes7651
8 ай бұрын
@@thisdude9363 yeah totally, skibbidi toilets have been around for fucking decades bro
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
8 ай бұрын
It’s like Urban Dictionary vomitted in my earholes.
@benbot0733
8 ай бұрын
I'm surprised I didn't brain burst from all this psychic damage
@The__Inquisition
8 ай бұрын
*How bout that heretics face when he saw the gyatt*
@Your_Local_Inquisitor
8 ай бұрын
Sopranius Pius moment
@DreadAnon
8 ай бұрын
😨
@sonofangron2969
8 ай бұрын
I’d say that Magos should make them into Servitors, but it seems that the lobotomies have already been done…
@mercenarygundam1487
8 ай бұрын
Not enough, needs more potent methods.
@lancelotdegraaf3944
8 ай бұрын
@@mercenarygundam1487I maybe know someone Who can perform the procedure. Hold for a second. *phone rings* Hello? Dokter Afton? Can you send one of your more potent models this way?
@Frerichs1962
8 ай бұрын
Look, they need a brain first.
@TheLonesomePagan.
8 ай бұрын
Vet is probably already in the Valkyrie sitting in silence thinking about Cadia
@ShinHakumen
8 ай бұрын
After witnessing the horrors of the 41st millennium, I thought I had built up a tolerance for fear. But by the Emperor, this was f**king terrifying!
@12coudak000
7 ай бұрын
"You think yourself a based sigma *RIZZLER* sibling? Youre capping so hard RN on *GOD* the emphasis always makes me laugh
@DreadAnon
7 ай бұрын
we love Anna and her delivery!
@pan_jzm
8 ай бұрын
I have no idea what any of this means But at the same time I completely understand what any of this means.
@Brenhydra
8 ай бұрын
Understandable... and confounding
@vittorioscacchetti2295
8 ай бұрын
how did spaghetti spilling from pockets get into zoomer vocabular? I remember it was in gamestop greentext like 15 years ago
@JanJansen985
8 ай бұрын
The youngins like digging up the old tounge and acting like its new
@thepeps101
8 ай бұрын
I mean "based" is an old Word too. It was a thing like 10 years ago with "based god". Yet people act like its a new Word.
@aninternetuser8102
8 ай бұрын
@@thepeps101 The words stay the same, while the meanings change.
@Jester4460
8 ай бұрын
You see gen z starts 1995 15 years ago that would be 2009 That’s a 14 years old of first year zoomers They had time
@Jester4460
8 ай бұрын
Also despite its ossociation with zoomers Most use it ironically While the younger less intelligent bunch of zoomers and the extremely young next generation Generally after uses it (if they use it at all) though not as extreme Though normal people exist and don’t use every new slang or trend they see Those will die over time You don’t see people being called dibs anymore yet that was a slang
@Historyfrek4ever
8 ай бұрын
They say history repeats itself and I am starting to think it does. I am also thinking Emperor got himself on life support just to skip the second coming of zoomers.
@humorsue8548
8 ай бұрын
Warp storm lookin' kinda good right now.
@dragonsword2253
8 ай бұрын
The most relatable character in Warhammer content should never be a Tech Priest(ess), but here we are
@xaarxyc
8 ай бұрын
@@unnhkp8mza522 Is it.
@JellyCubess
8 ай бұрын
Hadron, a literal cyborg with the intelligence of a computer, doesnt understand their lingo and i love that
@Brenhydra
8 ай бұрын
I can feel dread's struggling with these Zoomerisms and I'm right there with you buddy.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
8 ай бұрын
Man, I don’t think Nagash, Sigmar, or the Chaos Gods want your soul after this shit. Enjoy eternity in the void between the realms.
@BuiHieuDong
8 ай бұрын
Those quests are the perfect quests for people who always claim themselves as "Nice guys".
@roguereaver634
8 ай бұрын
The Judge impression is so good I have to double check James Alexander isn't making another meme cameo
@cooldude1565
8 ай бұрын
damn, that zealot voice is on point, sounds exactly like the VA!
@rolandedricksantos
8 ай бұрын
I relate to that ultramarine dread more than ever
@hayescharles45
8 ай бұрын
Glad I wasnt the only one wanting to return to my ancient slumber after hearing that
@red_ruby4881
8 ай бұрын
Wow! Now I know what scrapcode would've sounded like if I was connected to the noosphere. Thanks Dreadanon! I didn't need to hear this today!
@fencington780
8 ай бұрын
I watched the entire thing and instantly experienced brain death
@nonya1366
8 ай бұрын
Imagine, you are a loyal space marine, who has ascended out of the scout company, past the reserves and into the battle line, and having proved yourself a thousand times over, becoming a true hero of the chapter, enough so that when you are violently ripped asunder you are interred into a dreadnought, an agonizing situation but one that grants you far longer longevity than your fellow brothers, and you fight everytime you wake up once more, being put to sleep for perhaps millenia at a time. Then one day a bigger marine than your fellow brothers starts talking in this strange language and for some reason it's somehow more painful than being interred into a dreadnought. Same experience.
@FreedomFighterEx
8 ай бұрын
I hate how I understand those words. Historian in the future going to be so gobsmacked studying all the linguistic we using nowaday.
@MyMegas
8 ай бұрын
It's like I can feel my braincells trying to murder each other in a vain attempt to decode this🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@Numinon
8 ай бұрын
That judge calling Hadron an out of touch boomer got me
@kte6573
8 ай бұрын
Considering one of them is a "tradcath" it can mean one of 3 things. 1. It is just a figure of speech. After 38K years, it became a part of the lexicon, but nobody knows where it came from. 2. Catholicism or some form of it still exists in the 41st millennium. Which is somewhat reasonable, as there were some kicking around during the Horus Heresy. 3. He is a perpetual born in the zoomer generation... Emperor preserve us all...
@mrcin1233
8 ай бұрын
Sheeesh, another W no cap. Keep up the sigma grindset Dreadanon Amerikaner and Colaws seeth so hard right fr.
@DreadAnon
8 ай бұрын
the Dreadanon fandom is ascendant 🗣🗣🗣
@maew150
8 ай бұрын
hadron: if you all don't stop talking like that, I'm officially canceling your upgrading privileges.
@alphatrex612
8 ай бұрын
the veteran was not in this one because he walked in the room heard them say one word, and just left the room. He did not want to hear any of that noise today.
@lottenetzel8751
8 ай бұрын
This belongs to a museum.
@montecarlowithdawningornam1817
8 ай бұрын
The fact i can understand half the shit they just said fills me with voilet hatred
@xaarxyc
8 ай бұрын
I feel really dirty for understanding perfectly everyone here. I love all your Darktide vids and this one isn't an exception. Hilarious as always.
@jamesdthorn790
8 ай бұрын
This isn't very Emporer loving of you
@aleafar6295
8 ай бұрын
Anyone with younger sibling/family member can understand the disorientation of trying to entertain a conversation
@adherentofladycolumbia725
8 ай бұрын
50% if all Zoomer kids won't even respect their parents by the time there 12 when they can see there Dad was simping for Genshin Impact AI Coom train, or a meme voice actor.
@adherentofladycolumbia725
6 ай бұрын
@@Just_A_MegalodonTHE AI GF IS HIS MOTHER.
@somerandomname3124
8 ай бұрын
In the grim darkness of the far future, mankind has evolved linguistic slang so far removed from all prior languages that humans would have an easier time decoding tyranid screeches.
@donkface8509
8 ай бұрын
Ahhh... So this is what Low Gothic sounds like
@akustikettunen537
8 ай бұрын
I still cannot fathom how close that Judge voice is to the actual VA.
@the_tome_keeper42
8 ай бұрын
This FEELS like another language.
@cherryrook8684
8 ай бұрын
High Gothic vs Low Gothic
@madlibs6729
6 ай бұрын
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they are talking like that, or the fact that I understand it.
@SmithOfGear92
8 ай бұрын
*For the love of the Emperor, someone delcare Exterminatus on this entire karking video.*
@TOUGHEYES
8 ай бұрын
We actually needed subtitles for this one.
@IAmAlpharius20
8 ай бұрын
HERESY
@geraldholt2755
8 ай бұрын
Call the Ordo Hereticus and Arbites immediately.
@logangant7732
8 ай бұрын
0:47 Dat gitz face when ‘e saw da grot
@CardboardYorickmain
8 ай бұрын
I started taking DoT damage when I started the video. 10/10
@Snakedude4life
8 ай бұрын
I don’t think any of these words are in the Codex. Middle Gothic is strange. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
@TheRealUncleDutch
8 ай бұрын
"O-oooww... that hurt my brain.." -Leopold "Butters" Stotch
@anguset
8 ай бұрын
If ftl travel required traveling through the Skibidi Ohio Backrooms, everyone would have stayed in their own star system
@maniacbluejay
8 ай бұрын
My brain actually hurts
@mercenarygundam1487
8 ай бұрын
Zoomers would make Great Guardsmen/Chaos Spawn/meatshields.
@RedwolfDogrocket
8 ай бұрын
Outstanding! Please do a chrismas special ancient dreadnaught and space marines with Chaotic Voices. Blood Ravens giving back relics for Christmas! (Chocolate fake relics to steal other stuff!) Or just breaking into vent stacks to steal!
@c.j.fedderson5541
8 ай бұрын
Just going to casually drop these line in my next match.
@UNEDeathGuard
8 ай бұрын
Praise be to the Emperor that I never had a DT mission with teammates that talk like this in chat. Its bad enough most of the level 30 teammates I’m paired with still have no clue what they’re doing
@weareharbinger914
8 ай бұрын
Calling Hadron a boomer is fucking hilarious.
@solaire2271
8 ай бұрын
This makes me wish I was as braindead as an Ogryn without the BONE-head chip
@alphonseelric2742
8 ай бұрын
DAYUM MASOZI DIDN'T HAD TO ABSOLUTELY TEAR HADRON APART
@JanJansen985
8 ай бұрын
At least he hasnt said Emperawr
@CocoHutzpah
8 ай бұрын
Thank you Carol and Anna.
@LordDeathslayer
8 ай бұрын
You're killing us Dread.
@Y2KNW
8 ай бұрын
At about 30 seconds the video gave me a brain tumor that promptly crawled out of my ear to escape the pain of watching the rest of this.
@webvixdarklove7551
8 ай бұрын
You didn’t have to do the Seer like that dawg
@grand_lizard5663
8 ай бұрын
I think this one gave me repeated micro strokes. By the Emperor, this Zoomer lingo truly is something else.
@jamiep9991
8 ай бұрын
The delivery of every psycher line is gold! Reminds me of purpleeyeswtf.
@trippyimp6265
8 ай бұрын
This is the best channel on KZitem
@sillyobserversilly
7 ай бұрын
i can see why people turn to chaos now
@BLS31
8 ай бұрын
Can you do the faith shaker, corpse worshipper? C'mon, zealot. Give us the faith-shaker. Take your Thunder Hammer out and shake that shit. -some random chaos worshipper
@macezunner8559
8 ай бұрын
HOLY FUCK THE CONTEXT PLEASE 😭😭😭
@BLS31
8 ай бұрын
@@macezunner8559 the context is that I made it the hell up. Throw your back out for the emperor, least you throw it back for the dark gods.
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
7 ай бұрын
_"Sheesh, pilgrims!"_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kharnthechad8007
8 ай бұрын
This Guy has unlimited Video Ideas
@sharpnelshots
7 ай бұрын
The ending got me with the zealot
@darknessml6145
8 ай бұрын
This is actual word salad, a checklist of linguistic rot, a roseta stone of bull. PRAISE
@digitalshoes5520
7 ай бұрын
why are most of those voices so on point what the fuck
@jawllypop1750
8 ай бұрын
This hurt my brain more than any prescription drug I have been made to take in my 39 years of life. It was hilarious, but holy fuck.
@Overlord99762
8 ай бұрын
**THE BENEFICENT EMPEROR**
@ufowkgbdkdodyhwvejfbfhffffgesw
8 ай бұрын
This is truly a darktide moment🔥🗣️🗿
@xboxseriesxoverlord
8 ай бұрын
Another cursed masterpiece, thanks Dreadanon.
@ricepresident2990
8 ай бұрын
“None of these words are in the Codex Astartes…”
@marekverescak2493
8 ай бұрын
"First i rizzed sanguinius, now i rizz you, skibidi my father" - horus heresy from the hit book series horus heresy.
@armistancer
8 ай бұрын
As a gen z Please no, never again.
@siaowun9418
4 ай бұрын
this has been the longest 2 minutes of my life
@TheRemembrancer
8 ай бұрын
It’s giving me the red-ick-cel
@maddlarkin
8 ай бұрын
We have strayed from the Emperors light, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.
@azodiack
8 ай бұрын
genuinlly funny holy shit you allways deliver
@DeusExAngelo
8 ай бұрын
Well I certainly tell you my brain is now spaghetti after listening to all this. I guess that's why they call it the noodle.
@joshmcreynolds5854
8 ай бұрын
This is heinous, simply horrifying in the most uncomfortable sense. This heresy Emperor willing shall not go unpunished.
@supersaiyn41
8 ай бұрын
meanwhile the cutthroat veteran in the corner is considering snacking upon his laspistol
@happymartin6778
8 ай бұрын
Thank you Carol, thank you Anna
@notlistening6499
3 ай бұрын
I can't help but get the feeling the two first assignments are very closely related
@doomslayer9077
8 ай бұрын
I think I lost what remained of my sanity here thanks dread
@sunnysolaire6565
8 ай бұрын
the lack of Cadian veterans is disturbing
@SuperVidman101
8 ай бұрын
My sins will know rizz-tribution...fr fr Gabriel Rizzgelo's Captain of the Blood rizzer's third broccoli
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