I (mostly) trained my wife out of this, but it took alot of work and I had to do a Nicky Santoro impression every time. "So you don't want the thing? You're sure? No Cosmo tests, no guessing, you definitely, for sure, last call, two adults talking don't want the thing? Oh, so you DO want the thing? You sure? I'm hearing you say you don't want the thing but you're kind of sounding like you do want it. Tell me you want the thing. Tell me, tell me you want the thing, and I'll buy you the thing, and we can move on with our lives. Ok, so that's a no on the thing. Remember you said that and I tripled checked. Ya &@#*ng degenerate ya!"
@josephprovost5498
2 ай бұрын
Got recommended from KZitem for not being a bad boy anymore; not worth the criminal record nor BS
@_YohAsakura_
3 ай бұрын
They act like I don’t know .
@_YohAsakura_
3 ай бұрын
Frequency aimed at my heart, do it hoe
@dipenbhuva2061
3 ай бұрын
😂 40 other people. The number is more than my finals 🤣🤣🤣
@JEFFREYBUCK-cl1sb
4 ай бұрын
Sometimes No Means Yes😊
@cakeisavegatable
5 ай бұрын
He’s too good. I’m a woman and at no point did I not get the joke. If you don’t find it funny that’s ok but he’s a true feminist he thinks we’re equals
@chandlergloyd4230
5 ай бұрын
“No doesnt mean no!” let him cook
@JohnPaul-dv3jl
6 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is telling the absolute truth about girls. I am in a relationship with my lover and when I accidentally dig into her past, I saw the exact same way she had conversations with boys where she could easily ignore them if she wanted to. Even recently I have found she is having a conversation with her male classmate about their study materials. And that boy literally trying to get into her and she absolutely knows it clearly but instead of stopping that boy, she is intentionally letting him do it and making more ways for him to approach more. But you know what , we're in a deep loving relationship yet she is doing such a thing, unfortunately. Now It is very hard to accept. What a crucial time we're living in, can't really rely on anybody. No value for real love, Extremely unlucky I'm, Anyway, I hope you guys are lucky enough to have a Great soul partner who will only love you and will not whoring around.
@mbcoll8154
6 ай бұрын
When women were marching chanting "Yes means yes, no means no" it was such a breath of fresh air that women would never send mixed signals ever again.
@Junius
6 ай бұрын
I recently was with a stranger in a hotel and I said no to him the way the SECOND woman does and I REALLY meant no the way the FIRST woman says it. But I didn't know how to be serious.
@georgewest8575
7 ай бұрын
I think that is exactly the way No means no is meant to be taken in many cases.
@vinnydurham8964
7 ай бұрын
Spain 🇪🇸 watch this
@Jeshurun.k
7 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh, we are not even like that stap! .. stap it you being so bad right now..... lol 😂😂😂
@samuellobo6242
8 ай бұрын
#standup
@mil-fpv4931
9 ай бұрын
No.
@Romamb
10 ай бұрын
A bad read 😂
@Thehogwhisperer
11 ай бұрын
TRUTH. And that’s comin from a girl 😂
@davishueter
11 ай бұрын
This is what we call Implied consent
@davishueter
11 ай бұрын
James Bond defenders
@missamericausa
11 ай бұрын
True story😅
@jacobsagmoen438
11 ай бұрын
This is how people misread texts
@pocketinfinity6733
Жыл бұрын
bill burr lowkey said "no means no except when it doesnt" what a legend
@derekeano
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes the juice just ain’t worth the squeeze. Even playing the “will they won’t they” game is just exhausting and tiresome
@edgybitch2177
Жыл бұрын
“No it doesn’t.” So in fact bill burr does acknowledge that no does in fact mean no.
@coreyholt8277
Жыл бұрын
Wow, you really thought you did something here, huh? 😂
@zakillgaming
7 ай бұрын
Ironic
@Jombo1
Жыл бұрын
I love Bill Burr's unbridled rage.
@looniemoonie5955
Жыл бұрын
I am from Reddit, and this is gold.
@HarryPotter-kb7we
Жыл бұрын
It's so tiresome to be autistic sometimes (all the time actually)
@looniemoonie5955
Жыл бұрын
I know man. I am autistic myself. It's not like people were easy to understand TO BEGIN WITH... especially women. Sigh. Jesus Christ, just be clear! I can understand flirt, but sometimes it's just way over-complicated I had an ex and once she sent me a purple heart emoji. I didn't think much of it. Later she explained that PURPLE HEART EMOJI is the special one and it means "I love you", like BRUH is there any special meaning behind all the colors I don't know???
@GrowingDownUnder
Жыл бұрын
Or it means "on" but backwards...
@saggiteightyfour8367
Жыл бұрын
Why do people find this funny?? It's absolutely horrible. Bill Burr is getting away with it because he is a privileged white male, he shouldn't even have a platform. Why a girl might sound like this in the bedroom. 1) It's the bedroom, not the boardroom. She's not giving a PowerPoint. It's a situation specific tone of voice, not "I really want you to rape me." 2) They feel like flirting. Men, not every woman who wants to talk to you wants to have sex. Not every woman who flirts wants to have sex. Not every woman who touches your shoulder wants to have sex. Not every woman who kisses you wants to have sex. Do men think if a woman just talks in a friendly way with you, it means "please rape me" ? Ridiculous!! 3) If a woman is feeling unsafe around a guy, she would not try to be assertive. She would try to still "act nice". Why risk confrontation? This will make the guy angry and hostile 4) it's difficult to keep your composure when you're feeling really uncomfortable. People act in all sorts of different ways when they are weirded out by someone. 5) When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. For a horny guy willing to risk it all, even if a girl said no fairly clearly, he will interpret that as "she was definitely coming onto me, bro." Bill Burr out here jailbaiting vulnerable young men.
@coreyholt8277
Жыл бұрын
Oh shut up clown 😂 look at you psychoanalyzing a comedy bit and thinking people will take you seriously
@-Muhammad_Ali-
10 ай бұрын
Women must put on hijab and don't speak to men in a soft voice. They should show their beauty, body parts and soft flirting only with her husband. Men too, have to lower their gazes and not be alone with s stranger woman. This is requirement for people sent down in Quran. Anybody not obeying it will have risk of getting into difficulties.
@mr.dudbud4551
8 ай бұрын
@@coreyholt8277keep barking dog he states facts and you idiots don't understand it
@zakillgaming
7 ай бұрын
I ain't reading all that garbage although I'm sorry about your mental illness
@Baipro
4 ай бұрын
Jumping congclusion to rape is crazy
@dalton6108
Жыл бұрын
Contracts of intercourse
@darkmagician6192
Жыл бұрын
It's called a shit test. You failed her shit test and that's why you went to court. Woman can be fucking mental. 😂🎉
@TitoKYeptho
Жыл бұрын
"no... stop it.... what are you doing????" This reminds me of those bad actors from porn movies 😂
@HandofGod-t3i
Жыл бұрын
It's hilariously 😂😂😂😂😂
@hasj
Жыл бұрын
Helo
@SpiderVenom12905
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that girl who rejected a guy because she wanted him to try harder and then was suprised when he gave up
@dk-rb8mm
Жыл бұрын
That's Megan Hall at the Police Station
@smcjohnson
Жыл бұрын
Haha I love Bill and darvo!
@mdflorida1233
Жыл бұрын
I've been trying to figure out who is the very top comedian in this moment since Louis C.K. lost his throne a few years ago. I think it's between Burr and Chapelle.
@marathiboi96
Жыл бұрын
She didn't say it like that, can't stop laughing
@ricoswagger7076
Жыл бұрын
Get it over with means ya go ahead and rape me. Like who is this chick surrounding herself with that is ok with having sex after that comment ok just go ahead and get it over with. She's a bit emocore. I wouldn't risk my freedom for her.
@logike77
Жыл бұрын
He's a fucking comedic genius with his delivery. How can you not love this guy? Damn he's good.
@elijahanderson6478
Жыл бұрын
Just saw this rn on netflix high af and man dude my jaws were legit cramping bc I was laughing for an hour straight 😂😂😂
@SCRT
Жыл бұрын
*”No means no”* KZitem Premium: 😐
@gonzaloleiva22
Жыл бұрын
Literally this comedy bit should be used to educate people on how stupid those consent arguments are getting and make them understand that communication between humans is more nuanced than just mere words. Comedy gold by Bill
@smcjohnson
Жыл бұрын
Fyi what Bill is saying here is a common excuse by serial rapists.
@KevinSmith-mw1lg
Жыл бұрын
Plenty of reasons, ya just don't do it... man's a scholar
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